I stole this from my friend who stole this from GameFAQs. It's simple. You insert something into the vending machine's coin slot (it doesn't have to fit into a real coin slot xD) and the next poster says what came out and inserts something else. It works like this:
Yoshikin: inserts Pokeball
Poster: You got a super mushroom
Inserts an elephant
Yoshikin: You got pie!
Inserts a spider
Like that.
Have fun!
Inserts a DVD
you got cheese
inserts a dragonite
You receive a ring of plastic jingly keys.
Inserts a half-eaten box of Smarties.
NERDS GET!!
Inserts PSP
you recieve a ds
inserts blueprints for *it*
You get banana flavoured milk.
*inserts a baby*
You get my stepbrothers.
Inserts little sister. >.>
you get a bratz doll
insert an old person
you got a mother
inserts SD23
you get SD24
inserts a WII
you get a masregla
Inserts a mod
you get a letan
inserts a member
you get a Red Gardevoir
inserts IRC chat
you get a chicken that's been deep fried
inserts a quarter
you get a RP
inserts a RP
you get a raven
inserts a superhero
get a super villan
inserts a piplup
you get Pie
inserts Wymsy
you get kicked from the irc
inserts zerxer
you get banned
inserts Letan
You get dipped into a batch of poison pudding (delicious)
*inserts purple polka-dot peanut cream sourcream coffeecakes of DOOM*
you get a purple polka-dot tie
inserts a ?
you get missingno.
inserts chat log
you get to edit your post
inserts !
You get moldy bread.
Inserts an echidna.
gets a sword
inserts a skull sword
you get a tv!
inserts crappy ds lite
You get a not crappy DS Lite.
I doth insert Furoh.
you get a PANE mod!
inserets ice
You get the ice spit back out at you. It hits you in the face. You fall to the ground because it really hurts. I laugh. Hahahaha.
I will insert the almighty powers of the BAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRR! into the machine.
you get 10 points of rad poisoning!
I insert rad-away...
you get a punch from a block of ice that flew out of the mechin
inserts a rainbow staff
You get a Kirby. It's so CUTE.
Inserts $1
you get $100
inserts a Meta Knight
Kirby get!!
inserts my sister's boredom
you get metal mario!
insert Scizor
you just got a Super Mushroom
inserts a UFO
Gets an angry alien.
Inserts a pack of wintergreens.
gets Team WinterGreen
Inserts Thorn
You get a terrible series of books set in an unpronounceable realm.
I insert Phanpy.
gets a pie in your face
insersts 100000000000 gems
You get 1 gem.
Inserts a Popsicle.
You get a vending machine falling on top of you.
Inserts homework.
gets a teacher
inserts school
Gets a hydrogen bomb holocaust.
Inserts a whore
You get banana soap
Inserts book report that is needed for school today
ou get ripped book report that is needed for school today... =D
insert your mom!
Out pops a daughter
Inserts can of Coke
((oppositeness is hoped for))
Out pops an Algebraic Monkey Force.
Inserts an action figure with Liquid Blubber Spoon Action...
Out pops a whale
Stuffs exploding whale in machine
you get a swimming pool
inserts a shark
Lurker Shark GET!!
Insert my project.
10 more unfinished projects come out
Inserts Shoutai's soul...
Evil chocolate and a small army of mudkips come out.
Darn it.
[inserts wrapper of evil chocolate]
Arceus, Giratina, Jirachi, Buizel and Wormadam pop out... They've been looking for you >.>
*Inserts Stealth Rock's Blaziken*
out pops a pile of doggy poop
Inserts my Sharpedo
Out comes a BounceKarp.
[inserts ED's shiny metagross as punishment!]
and out comes ED!
inserts Hax Dusknoir
Out comes Epic FAIL
Inserts lame ass Cell phone.
out comes latest world class phone
inserts a coin
You get fire. Thrown at your face.
Inserts Report Card.
You get a bad report card
inserts Julius Caesar
Out comes a wailord and a crushed skitty. How did they fit?
[inserts a net, hoping to get my blaziken back.T_T]
you get a globe
inserts a bad link
you get a stealth rock
insets RP
You get a taunting pichu.
[inserts a cheese sandwich so he'll at least have something to eat]
You get whacked with the PPHHHHAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIILLLLLLLLHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
Inserts my 300 DVD
You get a dried starfish.
[inserts myself]
gets a SD
inserts IRC chat
you get a sun dried staryu
inserts water stone
You get Leaf Stone! (go Grass Guild!)
Inserts HTML pages.
you get docx files
inserts laptop
gets a s'more
inserts a evil teacher....
gets a long list of swear words to say to the teacher
inserts pet dragon(dont ask)
get a ps3
put in a master ball
gets a mewtwo plush
inserts a mew
you get a mew plushie
insetrs favrout teddy bear
you get fluff
inserts doughnuts
gets coffee
insert life orb
gets your life back
inserts Wymsy's nom ave
You get Zerxer's original avii!
*inserts spammers*
gets a mod
inserts myself and a teddy bear
inserts cherish ball i hope a rlou pops out
gets a pass to the ICR chat
inserts myself and a teddy bear
inserts cherish ball rilou pops out
You get nothing!!
inserts a Piplup
umm...shadow, you can make something pop out yourself...so back to me craming myself inside something....
you get pie
inserts myself and a teddy bear
inserts a cat with a doll and my sis
nothing was inserted due to quadruple posting! Seriously, please stop.
Inserts cake
... shadowlugia, don't post more than once in a row. Only one of your posts were relevant in that bunch. There's an edit button for a reason.
you get pie
inserts myself and a teddy bear
You get a teddy version of you!
Inserts Letan
gets Wymsy
inserts a video game myself
You get a game over. ._.
Inserts dog
gets a cat
inserts myself and a labtop
You get my research paper. ._.;
Inserts school system
You get several angry teachers after you.
*inserts broken DS*
You get a seriously misshapen Plush toy.
*inserts rotten apple*
you get rotten tiger...
insert 3000 Internets!
you get 3000 extranets
inserts supermans cape
you get a pedo-man costume!
Insert masrelga!
you get a crown
inserts a bullet
you get shot!
insert pokemon Johto Music theme... =D
you get sent to youtube
inserts a bed
you get 8 hours of sleep
Insert Darck
you get some light
inserts (errrrrrr got it) carmani
you get wymsy
inserts sister
You get a brother
Inserts a Flygon.
you get a garchomp
inserts salamence
You get a Ditto.
Inserts Weavile.
you get a sneasle
inserts a dog
You get a cat.
Inserts a tiger.
you get a lion
inserts a leopard
You get a snail
Inserts a Pikachu.
you get a mouse
inserts a house
You get a car.
Inserts a bike.
you get a tricycle
inserts a unicycle
You get me!!
Inserts $72,621 (in pennies) and ¥4,000,000,000,000,000,001 (in one yen coins)
you get a tv
inserts a carpet
You get a Latios
Inserts a Latias.
You get a Soul Dew.
*inserts snow*
you get ice
inserts rain
You get snow.
Inserts a blanket.
you get a teddy
inserts a bear
You get wine.
Inserts a bottle of water.
You get a waterfall.
*inserts electric guitar*
You get...THUNDERSTRUCK!
Inserts every staff member except me.
You get a waffle.
*inserts pencil*
you get congratulated for an assault well done
inserts a court
You get a jury.
*inserts math problem*
you get a math book
inserts my paint
you get some plain paper
inserts a poster of the rock
You get a rock with a poster on it.
*inserts paper clip*
You get a huge ,green, slimy creature.
*inserts deformed plush toy*
You get a book.
Inserts a piece of wool.
u get a shirt!
insert Letan!
You get a apple.
Inserts a Banana.
you get a pie!!! lolz
*inserts a pizza* (im gunna miss that pizza...) lolz
You get a bowl of ice-cream.
Inserts a cookie.
You get an apple,, Fruit is naturez candii
*Inserts virginity*
u get a slap
*inserts * u better put somethin good =P
You get a pink blob
Inserts pink blob
you get a purple blob
inserts yellow blob
u get a flubber
*inserts a sucker*
you get vacuum waved
inserts a book
u get a tree
puts in a bomb
you get a whistle
inserts the sky
You get a cloud.
Inserts a pillow.
You get a rotten tooth!
*Inserts a Chuck E. Cheese token*
you get some cheddar cheese
inserts some bread
You get some mouldy bread.
Inserts a chocolate muffin.
you get a chocolate chip cookie
inserts some ice cream
you get sprinkles
inserts porygon
you get an up-grade
inserts porygon2
you receive elekid
inserts a cu-ickle
The machine topples over on you. You are crushed. Literally.
Inserts every annoying Viagra/Cialis commercial.
you..recieve large amount of viagra
insert cheese wheel!
u recieve, a mouse
inserts a flower
You get bees.
*inserts soda*
You recieve a place in SSBB.
*Inserts all the hookers in the world*
recieves a slut
inserts a coin
Receives nothing.
*Inserts Atreyu*
gets a dictionary
puts in a bottle cap
Receives a hot male model.
*Inserts a toaster strudel*
You get a Pop Tart
*inserts cat*
u get a scratch!
puts in ds o.0
Receives a sign that someone already inserted a DS.
*Inserts Chidori*
Recieves FAILURE
*Inserts toast*
recieves butter...
inserts a trash can...
(if thats already not used!!!) lol hehehe
you get some clean shoes!
Insert a goat!
You get 50 empty cans of soda.
*inserts empty shoe box*
You get a pair of used shoes.
Inserts a lizard.
you get eaten
inserts a horse
You get a horse racing trophy
Inserts a Weavile.
you get a sneasle
inserts a tyranitar
You get a rock.
Inserts a stone.
you get a pebble
inserts a boulder
recieves a anvile (on your head)
inserts a diamond
recieves a
inserts a ruby
You get my blaziken! Give him back!
[inserts my alter ego]
You get black-mailed XP
Inserts snow
You receive a dumb man who is trying to speak
Inserts death himself
You get a drifloon.
[inserts a dread plate, and the arceus to go with it]
You get a chocolate chip
Inserts Air
You get my soul, my life, and my shirt. Give it back now, before anyone sees! o_0
[inserts an articuno's ear]
you get moltres's flame
inserts a sharp beak
You get a metagross's four-legged pants.
Do metagross even wear pants?
[inserts my extra shirt]
you get extra panties!
Insert smoking MONKEH!!!
you get a monkey called spanky
inserts a SNES
you get Breath of Fire II
Insert Chrono Trigger DS(*_*)
You get nothing but air, the vending machine must be re-filled
Inserts lemonaid
You get lemonade back as the machine is empty
Inserts overflowing toilet
*re-fills vending machine*
you get a colectable gift basket full of purple Oranges.
Inserts Pie
you get some apples to put in the pie
inserts coke
and you gea a letter "A" that fell off a key board.
Inserts a flying spagetti monster
You get a Pokésaved darkrai that looks legit.
[inserts my meds]
You get 1000000 cans of inedible "food".
[inserts HUGE bags of marshmallows ]
You get a large serving of BRAINS!!
[inserts a Saikyou エレキブル]
gets an electivire (same thing)
Inserts a DSi
You get a working copy of Crystal!
[inserts the dead battery that was replaced in it]
You get a cup holder
Inserts a magical flower of doom and destruction
You receive dark Vileplume
Inserts homework
You get STANDARDIZED TESTING!!!
[inserts a snover]
you het a hostess brand snowball
Inserts a phale
You get a random, angry woman I found on the street this morning.
you get nothing because you didnt insert anything
Inserts a quarter
You get... nothing. Wow, a dud quarter, never seen one of those before.
Wait, you have something on your back. Haha, you get a little
No, that wasn't my idea originally.
[inserts a rare coin worth $4,000]
You get 50000 books with corny jokes written in it.
[inserts a weird pillow]
You receive a not nice letter from a mean person
Inserts favourite song
You get an ear. Just an ear. Odd.
[inserts some grass]
You acquire a pile of rotten vegetables.
[inserts box full of butter]
You received a Dinosaur.
/Inserts Cigarette.
You get [Adult Swim]
*Inserts testicular cancer*
You get a box full of http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inland_taipan.
[Inserts crumpled paper]
You get a level one, shiny charizard.
[inserts a PM offering a kyogre for it]
You receive a hate letter in the mail. What are you staring at me for!? I didn't send it!
Inserts The Darqrai
you get....
http://img378.imageshack.us/my.php?image=bitingcatqq3.gif
*inserts IRC chat*
you get a permaban from irc copy of mIRC
*inserts a viloplumes with substitutes*
You get pedals and http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/6968/busterthesubstituteteacpu6.jpg
*Puts in a Chocolate Coin*
You get nothing. Who gives away a CHOCOLATE coin!?
Inserts self
Out comes... http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=2896038
*Inserts Vending Machine into the Vending Machine
You get http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=2896067
*inserts self with a banette plushie*
You get a yaoi picture.
*Inserts a Gliscor*
you get....*~*ICE*~*
*inserts self and a computer*
You get a bisexual nerd with gross pants and nasty everything about him.
EDIT: *Inserts an odd shoe*
you get a *~*OLD SHOE*~*
*inserts a Gallade*
You receive the most awesome thing you can think of.
*Inserts Zapdos*
you get a quarter
*inserts a dusk ball*
You get a gay ball.
*Inserts Giratina*
You get a purple monkey.
*inserts copy of the best movie ever, The Nightmare Before Christmas*
You get a copy of the worst book ever, which is so horrible that I cannot even speak its name.
[inserts ]
you get
inserts PIE
You get PI.
Inserts ICE CREAM.
gets a bad joke
*inserts a nazist regi*
You get something Blue and Fluffy!
*Inserts finger
You get a bowl of chili.
*inserts her crappy arts*
You get crappier art, so crappy that yours is the work of a god compared to it.
Inserts drawing of Leafeon that doesn't stand a chance of winning the GG competition
*feels much better*
You get a real Leafeon... but it has all the flaws of your drawing. At least you tried, right?
*inserts the useless plastic sleeve that came with her DVD*
You get a T-shirt sleeve
Inserts love
Gets ignorance. Crap. DX
Also gets hugs from me.
Inserts a Skitty's tail.
You get a skitty without a tail
Inserts meatball marinara from subway
You get a cow
Inserts cow
You get a calf.
*inserts a puppet*
You get a string
Inserts own leg
0_o You get a legless clone?
*inserts Sally* Please let her die....
You get aaaaaaaaaaaaa
...
...
...
SALLY!
Inserts Squirtlecuno
you get a wartortlecuno
inserts wartortlecuno cuno
You get Blasticuno!
Inserts Blasticuno
you get articuno
inserts articuno
You get an ice cube with wings
Inserts a monocle
You get me...
Inserts Ruhi
you recieve TS
inserts TS
You get a T.
*inserts masrelga*
You come out.
Inserts a wartortle
You get some random shards of shell, covered in blood. *runs*
*inserts her own tail*
get a angry dog
*inserts broken ds*
You get a hacked manaphy that appears legit.
[inserts a legit manaphy that appears hacked]
Gets the broken mind of Squirtlecuno, who was trying to come up with a reply. DX
*inserts arm* Plz to not end up like the Wartortle, kthxbai.
You get a box of bandages.
[inserts a rayquaza after a few hours of trying to get it to fit]
You get a Star Fox. *insidejokeplz*
Inserts a boss battle.
you get five 5 inch wide and long mini letters that spells out "LOOSE" =P!!
inserts a squirtle...
You get a bulbasaur.
[inserts Dawn and Ash]
you get 2 diffrent things, but you have to pick ---
either a married couple, or a jealus Brock XD!!
inserts a mario cap...
I choose Brock as my husband!!
You get a WTF look from everyone else.
[inserts giratina]
You get the eerie feeling that you're being watched by something.
[Insert a Pokemon egg]
yo get a pile of egg yolk! lol.
[inserts an Old Gateau]
You get a copy of pokemon platinum in your country's language.
*Inserts a Wailord after one million years of stuffing it in there.*
You get a piece of paper with.....nothing written on it. Well,at least you got something.
*inserts unknown item*
You get the pokemon Unown.
EDIT: forgot to insert something.
Inserts a Cyndaquil...
Gets a Torchic. Okay...?
*inserts food*
Out comes a Munchlax
Inserts a foot
Gets a buneary ear
*inserts an eevee charm*
*gains Eevee Bacon*
*Inserts large pair of swords*
you get a tiny dagger
*inserts a fire stone*
You get a TM flamethrower and no idea how to use it.
[inserts my EpiPen]
You get a peanut.
*inserts a random DS game*
you get a used version of the same game
*inserts pepsiWhy hasn't anybody said pen*s?
crude humor.... moving along
You get a monster (energy drink)
Inserts a abra
You get a wand with the word Kadabra on it.
*inserts a pink button*
You get a bag of white chocolate buttons.
I put in a small ball of green rubber bands.
You get what you think is your green rubber band ball back but it happens to be a Tangela instead.
*inserts a dragon fang*
ges out an empty bottle of glue ?!?!?!
*puts in a strand of hair*
You get a hair from a Smergle's tail.
*inserts a Poke ball*
Out comes a complete clone of the person the Poke Ball belonged to!
I put in a cell phone with orange teeth.
You get a Rotom plush, but the Rotom is shaped like your cell phone.
*inserts a dollar coin*
You get a can of Poison Gas!
I put in a humorous vegeta.
you get out a snorlax with a vileplume on its stomach
Ermm... Put something in?
yeh i just realized
I put in a compter
You get Nothing, for failing to put something in the first time.
I put in, A Solrock and Lunatone taped together
fair enough
you get a rabbit
*puts in a keyboard*
You get an Odd Stone Keyboard.
I put in a moustache.
get out a beard
*i put myself in*
You get nothing, yet seem to have traveled to the world where all this useless Junk ends up.
I put in a Fabrege Egg
you get out a egg fabrege
*i put in Microsoft*
You get Failvoir.
I put in NUCLEAR SPROUTS!
You get a nuclear Budew.
*inserts a notebook*
gets out a J-rock band called the gazette
*puts in a class blue tinted coa cola cup obtained from a McDonald's franchis in Blanchards town Dublin'
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