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Hilarious/Clever Pokemon Descriptions, Read any lately? |
Jun 13 2009, 08:57 PM
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Pokémon Trainer Group: Newbies Posts: 6 Joined: 9-April 09 From: Australia Member No.: 9 710 Active Squad |
I, personally, love it when people take the time to think up really creative/hilarious/clever descriptions for their Pokemon, it makes clicking extra fun! XD
for example: Irk Splee's description of their Houndoom Barkmeat - "Fear is his brother, destruction his sister and pestilence his third cousin twice removed. Yes, it's a very big family. He eats fear. He spreads fear on a bagel. With a little jam. And nuts. Also. Keep away from cats. Seriously." AH, IT MAKES ME LOL. So, read any particularly awesome descriptions lately?? |
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Jun 13 2009, 09:08 PM
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I am Nohrbat Group: +Donors Posts: 147 Joined: 11-May 09 From: Canadaaaa Member No.: 22 018 Transformer-mons |
My name is hilarious.
Mess with me and I'll mow you down. I eat Bidoofs. - My Mowtom's Description (Cut Form Rotom ;3) I had a comic of it chasing a Bidoof... aah I love it and how maniacal its grin is. -------------------- |
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Jun 13 2009, 09:13 PM
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Pokémon Trainer Group: Members Posts: 17 Joined: 21-May 09 From: NY Member No.: 25 700 favorite |
My name is hilarious. Mess with me and I'll mow you down. I eat Bidoofs. - My Mowtom's Description (Cut Form Rotom ;3) I had a comic of it chasing a Bidoof... aah I love it and how maniacal its grin is. lol good stuff. i cant seem to come up with any descriptions. il think of something for some pokes sooner or later...xd -------------------- |
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Jun 14 2009, 01:10 AM
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One of the Merry Band of Plagarists Group: +Donors Posts: 99 Joined: 12-May 09 From: USA Member No.: 22 228 Active Squad |
I, personally, love it when people take the time to think up really creative/hilarious/clever descriptions for their Pokemon, it makes clicking extra fun! XD for example: Irk Splee's description of their Houndoom Barkmeat - "Fear is his brother, destruction his sister and pestilence his third cousin twice removed. Yes, it's a very big family. He eats fear. He spreads fear on a bagel. With a little jam. And nuts. Also. Keep away from cats. Seriously." AH, IT MAKES ME LOL. So, read any particularly awesome descriptions lately?? Hah! Nice to know my little bouts of plagarism are somewhat amusing! One of my favorite description writers on the site is Chin. I don't know why. Just something about "Bad at math. Loves pancakes." and "TIGER PROWLS THROUGH PUDDING" makes me giggle. I get the feeling I'm missing some in-jokes or show references or something there, but as it stands it's just so... what? XD I really need to start reading more descriptions... speed clicking is efficient, but I'm probably missing some funny stuff. -------------------- |
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Jun 14 2009, 01:34 AM
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Nightwing! Group: Members Posts: 91 Joined: 13-June 09 From: I don't know either! Member No.: 33 911 Heart Team |
For a Slugma-
-I love long walks...taken by water pokemon take annony me...which is all of them! -I love to see people pet me! Come on! Pet me! You know you want to! I won't bite! -------------------- |
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Jun 14 2009, 02:08 AM
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Pokémon Trainer Group: Members Posts: 39 Joined: 5-June 09 From: Lil red dot on the equator Member No.: 30 667 Eeveeness |
LOL. those are really funny. I havent come across a funny one yet!!
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Jun 14 2009, 02:29 AM
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He Pokes, He loves hawaiin pizza, especially the mushroom Group: Members Posts: 175 Joined: 5-June 09 From: From a wireless supported network to a MacBook. Member No.: 30 871 Plati Team |
Lol.
I found one but i can't remeber where, "Thunder is its enemy, Grass is its enemy. Bread is also its enemy, because they go all soggy in water. Oh be careful of elekids being here, It bites!" -------------------- |
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Jun 30 2009, 01:56 PM
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WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN Group: Members Posts: 47 Joined: 11-April 09 From: You don't wanna know. Member No.: 10 216 Active Squad |
I was clicking Rapidash King back today, and noticed an amusing description for their Tropius, Hoofaladoofala:
"Hoofaladoofala has a stamp collection that he is very proud of." I also liked the description for their Nosepass: "Tahiti is incredibly shy, and very insecure about her body, particularly her nose. She likes to go to the beach and bury herself in the sand." Awww. -------------------- |
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Jun 30 2009, 02:00 PM
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Zac - Space monkeys keep killing me. Group: Members Posts: 133 Joined: 27-March 09 From: Virginia Member No.: 5 862 Om Nom |
Well, I haven't come across any on my own, but the ones up here are funny.
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Jun 30 2009, 03:11 PM
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Pokémon Trainer Group: Members Posts: 12 Joined: 5-April 09 Member No.: 8 635 My Platinum Party <3 |
Hehe. My descriptions are all just explaining which game their namesake comes from. Mayhaps I should stick a few tales inside-jokes in.
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Jun 30 2009, 03:41 PM
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Super Pidgey by night. Group: Members Posts: 117 Joined: 21-February 09 From: Tunisia Member No.: 5 112 Procrastinator. |
I rarely come across any funny ones..
I did come across this description... Pokemon's Name: Horny Species: Rhyhorn "Me love you long time." You need to know the song to get the reference. >w< -------------------- |
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Jun 30 2009, 04:19 PM
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Pokémon Trainer Group: Members Posts: 12 Joined: 16-May 09 From: Sinnoh Member No.: 23 917 Diamond Team |
I'm hatching to many Pokemon at the moment to give them good descriptions. Just hard to pronounce Slavic/Roman names
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Jun 30 2009, 06:32 PM
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Books and love~ Group: Members Posts: 76 Joined: 19-May 09 From: The Netherlands Member No.: 24 923 Pokemon Crystal |
Species: Shuckle
Name: Shuck Norris Description: Graduated, and considered a guru in the art of Awesome, this Shuckle, Shuck Norris, beats that wussy guy, Chuck, in anything he does. She isn't just awesome, she invented it. Take that Mr. Norris! Shameless self advertising go -------------------- |
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Jun 30 2009, 08:05 PM
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Pokémon Trainer Group: Members Posts: 0 Joined: 26-June 09 From: Scatman's World Member No.: 38 789 Gen 1-4 favs |
You see that mudkip down there?
Yeah, him. "Hey there, I am Amud Kip. That's my name and, if you move the space, my species." "You still looking at me? Hmm... you must liek... I mean like... mudkips then." "Still looking, are you? Perfect, another slave to the dominant species of pokemon! Viva la Mudkip!" So I herd u liek world-dominating Mudkipz. -------------------- |
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Jun 30 2009, 08:29 PM
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Egg Collector, Aspiring Artist and Scizor Fanatic Group: Posts: 91 Joined: 26-April 09 From: Quebec, Canada. Among poutines and maple syrup! xD Member No.: 16 465 A Few Favorites |
Irk Splee's descriptions are always fun to read. That's mainly why she gets my clickies
This topic inspired me to write my own descriptions. None are really that funny, though. ^^; -------------------- Please give 'em some love! =3 Part Of: The Canvas Personality Quizzes (click to show ) Great Stuff! (click to show ) |
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Jun 30 2009, 10:40 PM
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Pokémon Trainer Group: Members Posts: 2 Joined: 1-May 09 Member No.: 18 010 Active Squad |
Irk Splee's are all hilarious. I loved Corina's reign of terror. Mr.Sausage *snort*
I don't usually read descriptions. But if I notice a new poke in Irk's party (which I always do), then I take the time to read the description. I also read her journal, more than I read most people's journals. |
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Jul 1 2009, 12:51 AM
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Pokémon Trainer Group: Members Posts: 39 Joined: 5-June 09 From: Lil red dot on the equator Member No.: 30 667 Eeveeness |
I dont think mine are as close to funny as these are! xD
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Jul 1 2009, 11:10 AM
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Winged Psycho Juggler Vamp Kimono Mismagius Ninja Moon Etc RPer Group: Members Posts: 267 Joined: 21-May 09 From: Zooming through cyberspace, and often getting distracted by shiny, pixelated objects. Member No.: 25 766 The Phantom Parade! |
I was in a rather whimsical mood when my Spoink egg hatched.
As I was naming him, I remembered that I once had a friend from an old forum whose favorite pokemon was Spoink. However, her username was too long to fit. But her nickname, Spork, wasn't. And then for some reason The Matrix popped into my head and I just ran with my stream of consciousness from there... Species: Spoink Nickname: Spork Description: There is no spoon. There is also no fork. There is only the spork. And the microwavable burrito, which is delicious. You want to eat the burrito, and thus you need the spork. Nummy. -------------------- First-time novelist seeks dedicated, literate RPers for help with her work. Click this link if interested. Scrubs RP is looking for RPers to join up! If you're a fan of Scrubs, or are otherwise interested, click the link in the previous sentence. (The RP has started, but we could always use someone to play Elliot or Carla... OC interns and long term patients also accepted.) Party Link, RPs, & Other Stuff (click to show ) Groups I Am In (click to show ) |
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Jul 1 2009, 11:13 AM
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the realest and cruelest Group: Members Posts: 77 Joined: 26-April 09 Member No.: 16 415 i can't do that dave |
mine are hilarious
jaykay jaykay but i do like the one who nicknames hers after characters from the Office, that's cute. -------------------- |
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Jul 1 2009, 11:16 AM
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Berry + Item Thief Extraordinaire! Group: Members Posts: 800 Joined: 16-February 09 From: Miami, FL Member No.: 3 917 Roleplay Team |
lol my descriptions are somewhat lame, since they're mostly telling about the pokemon's character and such. Some of them need a bit of a redo actially.
i can't remember what the pokemon were, but i have come across a couple of amusing descriptions. -------------------- I am reserving friend requests for people that i personally know. Please don't be offended, but this is for personal reasons. If i do know you, then send a PM first before adding me as a friend, or you'll be refused on the spot. One-Clicker? Then give this Pokemon / Egg(s) some love >>...<< Jasugoon Avatar made for me by FatPandaLynn Pokemon (click to show ) RP Poketeam Profiles (click to show ) Other things to click (click to show ) |
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