[X] My Assistant

[Different Turret]

THIS COMIC IS ON INDEFINITE HIATUS.

I'm extremely busy right now working on the VDex, and am unable to draw anything for it (I haven't drawn in over a month ahhh).

If/when it comes off of hiatus, updates will be posted over at VDex itself - I will no longer post my panels here.

I'm really sorry for the disappointment this may cause, but I felt I couldn't just stay in total silence and leave everyone hanging, so...

(This also means I won't be using the GTS+ forums anymore, baw I'll miss you guys.)

If anyone needs to contact me, just holler me over at VDex, or on Twitter.


HELLO

You have reached my retarded comic about Pokémon turned people. This comic updates every day, or nearly so.

Please visit the comic's website if you have the time! It just opened on August 22nd (almost a month after the comic started), and any support makes us immensely happy.

Warning!

It has occasional uses of the f-word, wounds that actually bleed, bound people, non-graphic torture, implied adult jokes and censored fanservice at non-crude angles. If you are pure, virginal, and not old enough to surf the internet without your parents' supervision, this is likely not for you.

BUT IF YOU AREN'T, THEN READ ON :Dbb The comic starts just below these character bios.

Marianne "Mari" A. Willow
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Mari's Party

Sharpedo
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Kadabra
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Magikarp
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Zangoose
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Allies

Gallade
AGE: Unknown, looks to be in his mid 20s.
NATURE: Brave
NICKNAME: None at the moment.
CAUGHT WITH: Unknown
BIO: Gallade is the main Pokémon of a mystery boy who Mari has referred to as "silly" and whose name seems to be "Ray". He seems to have run into the party after Kadabra teleported them away, and has asked Mari to assist in rescuing his master. Mari seems unsurprised by the fact his master is in trouble. Gallade is a picture perfect example of his species, fitting the courteous, gallant description to a T, though he can be a little oblivious sometimes.

A Ditto masqueraded as Gallade and kidnapped Mari.

Cleffa
AGE: Unknown, looks to be in his teens.
NATURE: Jolly
NICKNAME: None at the moment.
CAUGHT WITH: Unknown
BIO: Cleffa is another of "Ray"'s Pokémon. He's the one who healed Mari and the injured soldier's wounds, which seems to imply he knows a move that Cleffa usually don't. He has a sunny disposition, and the fact he looks rather girly doesn't seem to bother him in the slightest.

A Ditto masqueraded as Cleffa to help kidnap Mari.

Dusknoir's Group

Dusknoir
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Houndoom
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Celebi?
AGE: Unknown, looks very young.
NATURE: Unknown.
BIO: Celebi appeared to help Dusknoir and Houndoom out, and swore to fight with them. He has since not been seen again.

Enemies?

Grovyle
AGE: Unknown, looks to be in his early 20s.
NATURE: Serious.
BIO: Grovyle was the first pokémon Mari owned, given to her as a gift by her father when she was old enough to officially register as a trainer. Still a Treecko at the time, it was her only pokémon for a long while, and as a result its battle skills piled up very quickly - to the point where he beat a fully evolved pokémon while still in its second evolution. By all rights, Grovyle should've evolved into a Sceptile a long time ago, but chose to stay in this form for some reason. He's very serious and focused, and gets a bit exasperated by Mari's rather blatant displays of affection.

Previously thought to be Mari's Grovyle, this Grovyle was actually working under Dialga, but waiting for the opportunity to betray him in hopes of saving his significant other, a Dusknoir, that had been frozen in time. Not much else is known about him.

Ryan
AGE: 24
BIO: A soldier in "special forces" created specifically to eradicate Pokémon that wander into human-inhabited areas. He seems to have owned a female Pokémon named Alice at some point, but something happened to her. Although he was initially hostile, he doesn't seem particularly dangerous, though not much is known about his intentions.

Enemies

Dialga
AGE: Unknown.
NATURE: Unknown.
BIO: Not much is known about Dialga presently, other than the fact he's after Mari for some unknown reason.

Ditto (Female)
AGE: Unknown.
NATURE: Crazy.
BIO: One of Dialga's lackeys. She speaks and acts "cutely" but is actually, according to Zangoose, a 'crazy psycho bitch'.

Ditto (Male)
AGE: Unknown.
NATURE: Creepy.
BIO: Another one of Dialga's lackeys. He seems unhealthily obsessed with making Grovyle his "plaything" and is creepy as hell.

WHATEVER IS GOING ON HERE

You can find a full archive over at our website, seigane.net. It's still under construction, so please bear with us!

Chapter 1: Arrival (cont.) (recap!)
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0017-0020
0021-0024
0025-0032
0033-0036
0037-0040
0041-0044
0045-0052
0053-0060
0061-0064
0065-0068
0069-0072
0073-0076 + Extras (0077-0080)

Chapter 2: Dusknoir (recap!)
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Extras (0157-0160)

Chapter 3: Rage (recap!)
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Chapter 4: The Future (recap!)
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Chapter 5: Dialga (parental guidance strongly advised) (recap!)
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Chapter 6: Twinleaf (recap!)
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Extras (0479-0480)

Chapter 7: Trapped (recap!)
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Extras (0557-0560)

Chapter 8: Puppy Love
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Chapter Nine
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Ask Kadabra (Updates Saturdays)
Pilot
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#002
#003
#004
#005

You can ask Kadabra questions! Every couple of updates Kadabra will pick a reader question and answer it. Don't mind him if his answer is completely useless, however.

to be continued.

Read Side B?

This post has been edited by The Cheshire Kaz: Nov 10 2009, 03:33 PM

Reason for edit: Removed Outside links.

[Leafears5838]

Ahhhhhh...... The joy of recaps. How wonderful.

[aiadonyx]

Hooray for recaps!

[musical]

the recaps are very helpful for me. thank you.

[mewsie]

SUDDENLY NINJAS SRS BZNS

lol at this pic i was lisening to a song and it said im a model you know what i mean, when i do my little turn on the cat wal,k yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah i do my little turn on the catwalk LOL

also naked sharpedo is shirtless grovile is but naked kadabra is X2!!!!! except for the talking to much


edit: also i now claim sharpedo cus i stole him from the person who claimed him first plus i claim kadabra

HE IS MINE SO HANDS OF *slaps hands that try to take him away*

hes my smexy pokehuman

This post has been edited by mewsie: Sep 3 2009, 04:54 PM

[Different Turret]

Glad the recaps are actually helpful! Thanks for all the comments, guys.

Mari discovers that Jubilife City was destroyed when Dialga went berserk, many years in the past. She then proceeds to make the soldier feel like a pedo some more by jumping him thinking they were being haunted by ghosts when, in fact, it was only a Gallade and a Cleffa! Who apparently needed her help rescuing their master, some guy named Ray, who she seems to be familiar with.

The storyline then completely comes to a halt in favor of a fanservicy interlude, in which we discover that Magikarp and Cleffa are, somehow, boys. Dusknoir and Houndoom show up for some reason, but they leave without causing any trouble.

Back to the story, the characters learn that, in this future, pokémon and humans live in segregation, and often conflict, after the sudden transformation of all pokémon into humans broke their society apart. The soldier, who reveals his name to be Ryan, confirms this, and we also learn he used to have a female pokémon named Alice, but something happened to her.

Gallade then suggests they rest for the night before deciding on their next course of action, and everyone agrees. Later that night, Grovyle is off somewhere, brooding and thinking about how he'll have to take action soon for some unholy reason (really, nobody understands his random bouts of pondering). But his thinking is interrupted by a... lady that looks an awful lot like Dusknoir. And he seems utterly creeped out by this (or maybe he was just staring at that impressive rack).

Meanwhile, Mari is awoken by Gallade teleporting into her room, while Sharpedo outside is wondering why something seemed so off about Gallade and Cleffa, but he couldn't put his finger on why. And then, it hits him! It was just like... ... ...something, because to readers' confusion the stupid fish never finished his train of thought, instead bursting into Mari's room to warn her of... something, because Gallade helpfully abducts Mari while his eye glows blue... just like Grovyle in Chapter 2! He teleports away, leaving Sharpedo behind.

Things we learn this chapter:

- Dialga went rampant in the past and destroyed Jubilife City.
- Mari knows someone named Ray who has a Gallade and a Cleffa.
- The soldier's name is Ryan.
- Humans and pokémon no longer get along in the future.
- They in fact harbor mutual prejudice toward one another.
- All pokémon have become human, and this has caused society to fall apart.
- Grovyle is decidedly up to something.
- Gallade is actually evil?! And can use the same strange glowy eye power that Grovyle can.
- Sharpedo could tell something was off about Gallade and Cleffa, just as he could tell with a mystery undisclosed person.

People we meet this chapter:

Gallade, Cleffa, the other Dusknoir.

In this chapter, we learn what happened to Mari (and Grovyle) after the cliffhanger-y end of the previous chapter. After Sharpedo and Kadabra determine that Mari, Grovyle, Cleffa and Gallade are missing, we see Dialga sitting on a poorly designed throne, being informed by a fabulous dude with pink hair that things are going JUST AS PLANNED. Dialga then says they can TAKE OFF EVERY ZIG.

Mari, with her hands bound, fumbles around in the dark at a mysterious place, and bumps into something. There's a sudden flash of light (which may have been a pokémon using Flash), and everything is lit up - after which she discovers that she actually bumped into... Gallade! Who had been tied up alongside Cleffa. And while she looks on in confusion (hadn't he just abducted her?!), someone speaks up, and she turns around to see a Ditto standing outside of the cell she was locked up in.

The Ditto goes on to heart and tilde all over the goddamn place, and says she works for Dialga, who needs Mari's cooperation! Except she can't say what it is until Mari agrees. Mari obviously refuses, and Ditto then proceeds to explain she has a very good reason why Mari should accept. It just so happens they kidnapped Mari's Zangoose, and will zap him with a giant fountain pen strange machine if Mari doesn't comply. And zap him they do, at which point Mari agrees to help. Fortunately, however, Zangoose is an idiot and blurts out that Ditto is an unsexy psycho bitch. Ditto then goes on a rampant zapping spree, which leaves her back open! Gallade manages to get Mari to remove his gag and whispers a plan to her, after which Ditto is thoroughly pwned by a massive Hyper Beam coming from the jail cell, oops.

The scene then goes on to show that Grovyle had also been kidnapped, was actually Dialga's minion (but failed to retrieve Mari), and is in the middle of being tormented by the fabulous Ditto from the start of the chapter. The Ditto says perfectly heterosexual things to Grovyle, who is just so rude and doesn't want to listen, even after Ditto takes the form of... hey, it's that other Dusknoir from before. Grovyle completely snaps at this, and Ditto continues to be creepy some more, implying somewhere along the road that Grovyle and the other Dusknoir were lovers. This is confirmed when Grovyle continues to be difficult and Ditto is just forced to summon forth the real other Dusknoir, who is completely immobile for some reason.

We then learn in convoluted speech that Dusknoir and Grovyle both worked for Dialga, but decided to betray him. Dusknoir tried to kill Dialga through Destiny Bond - Grovyle was supposed to kill her (so that Dialga would die), but when he couldn't bring himself to do it, she attempted suicide as a last resort. Just as she was dying, however, Dialga froze her in time. Grovyle mistakenly thought this was so she (and by extension Dialga) wouldn't die, but he was mistaken - Destiny Bond will only kill the target if the caster is 'killed'. It won't work if the caster dies of natural causes, poisoning, sickness, suicide, or anything other than being murdered. To prove this, Ditto unfreezes Dusknoir (his eye glowing blue once again), and she dies, leaving a crushed Grovyle behind.

But just as Ditto was about to celebrate his victory, the Dusknoir that had attacked Mari before appears and puts Ditto in his place, while Houndoom frees Grovyle. Celebi comes by to let them know he's found Mari's group and brought them to safety, and they all leave (even if Grovyle had to be dragged along), closing the chapter.

Things we learn this chapter:

- Dialga is apparently evil, and wants Mari's cooperation for some reason.
- Dittos are fucking terrifying.
- Mari has a whiny, self-centered teenager Zangoose.
- Gallade and Cleffa (and the other Dusknoir) in Chapter 4 were actually Dittos in disguise.
- Grovyle used to work for Dialga alongside his lover, who is the other Dusknoir.
- Destiny Bond only works if the caster is murdered.
- Grovyle had been sent to get Mari for Dialga, but failed the mission.
- The glowing eye is apparently connected to Dialga (his own eyes also glow a pale blue).

People we meet this chapter:

Dialga, female Ditto, male Ditto.

This post has been edited by Shirogane: Sep 3 2009, 04:19 PM

[Different Turret]

And finally some panels! These may be the only ones today (I was out most of the day, got home tired, my hand's better but not completely), but hopefully I'll pick the pace back up soon.

[Jotur]

I'm loving this comic. *keeps stalking*

[Cloudy past]

After reading re-caps, Im kinda like huh? where were we again?

[le chat noire]

Glad you're feeling better, Shirogane-san! De recaps are very helpful, but stupid me has questions still:
1. If the Dusknoir that was frozen in time died, who's traveling around with Houndoom and Celebi?
2. How does side B fit along side side A chronologically? Side A has more panels, etc. but does that mean it's ahead of/equal to/past side B?
3. warning: ULTIMATE STUPID is the new girl gijinka a Mightyena or a Houndoom? Both were mentioned...
I can't really keep sides A and B seperate... Sorry again for asking questions!

[aiadonyx]

I will fight you, Mewsie. I will fight the entire thread if need be!

Shiro I am very happy your hand is getting better and I like this super happy houndoom tiem. <3

This post has been edited by laskuraska: Sep 3 2009, 10:33 PM

[Different Turret]

Glad you're feeling better, Shirogane-san! De recaps are very helpful, but stupid me has questions still:
1. If the Dusknoir that was frozen in time died, who's traveling around with Houndoom and Celebi?
2. How does side B fit along side side A chronologically? Side A has more panels, etc. but does that mean it's ahead of/equal to/past side B?
3. warning: ULTIMATE STUPID is the new girl gijinka a Mightyena or a Houndoom? Both were mentioned...
I can't really keep sides A and B seperate... Sorry again for asking questions! >.<

1. A different Dusknoir.
2. They happen roughly at the same time, but there's no way to keep specific track.
3. Houndour.

[Elito]

i love this comic very much...
i wonder what will happen with houndoom and houndour...

kadabra is such a bastard telling that to sharpedo....
sharpedo is nice...i love sharpedo....


and where did gallade and cleffa went???

[mewsie]

I will fight you, Mewsie. I will fight the entire thread if need be!

well to bad laskuraska, sharpedo is mine i gave hime a giant peice o meat and a twinkie *lol* and we are very hapy :P

kadabra is also mine i gave him a computer and a wikipidea account so he could tell every one that they were wrong about stuff XD , seeing how he knows so much about everything


you can have grovyle i dont like him so you can have him OK?
there ^^ every ones happy ;D

This post has been edited by mewsie: Sep 4 2009, 07:30 AM

[Headwind]

I was gonna say I already miss my favorite Kadabra (wish there was a beautifly character in there though) but the Houndoom - Houndour love story is really cute. XD

[musical]

i love houndoom. he's so cute and nervous and shy and...yea.

[Different Turret]

Thanks for the comments as usual, everyone! Sorry I don't always reply to them, but I read them all, I promise.

and where did gallade and cleffa went??? :confused:

Gallade and Cleffa were rescued from Dialga's lair along with Mari, Zangoose and Grovyle (by Dusknoir, Houndoom and Celebi). It's just that Gallade/Cleffa/Mari/Zangoose were rescued offscreen (because I ran out of panels ffff). Their current whereabouts are unknown, but they'll be back in the story soon.

[mewsie]

ths is random but i think its about this reversed side a forum ok? im not sure though cus i fond it online

[Elito]

funny....

can't wait for the next spoiler!!!!

it would be good if you'll add arbok in the story as Mari's pokemon as a female, cause Mari really needs a female pokemon or maybe some of the eeveelutions...
would you even add another pokemon for Mari?

and you know, it would be very interesting to see a tangela or tangrowth here...i wonder how would they look... *chuckle*





This post has been edited by Eliot Kovach: Sep 4 2009, 01:09 PM

[Cloudy past]

Funny Thing really, I woundered what ditto Gijenka would look like and shrio answered

[Different Turret]

HELLO I AM BACK FROM UNIVERSITY

I'll have to lower output dramatically because of class eating up my time. :( Expect no more than 4 to 8 panels a day (except on occasion) from now on, sob.

Mari does have all 6 Pokémon, and yes, one of them is female.


And mewsie, please don't post art that isn't yours. It's rude to the original artist.

This post has been edited by Shirogane: Sep 4 2009, 03:35 PM