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[Lester Burnham]

What are your favorites and least favorites?

Favorites:

-All of the Pirates of the Carribean movies (Even the third, which was underrated a lot. It was amazing!)
-The Underworld movies (MARKUS>J00!)
-South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut (SHUT YOUR F---ING FACE UNCLE F---ER!)
-The Lord of the Rings movies (Except Frodo and Sam. God, it was Brokeback Mountain: Middle Earth...but the elves kicked ass!)
-Ultraviolet (Sadly, the plot needed to be expanded, but the high-paced action was amazing.)
-Final Fantasy VIII: Advent Children (OWA Remix>Markus>j00!)
-Animal House (TOGA! TOGA! TOGA! TOGA!)
-The Godfather: Part I (Marlon Brando>OWA Remix>Markus>j00!)

Least Favorites:

-X3: The Last Stand (LAST STAND MY ASS! YOU KILLED JEAN GREY, CYCLOPS, AND PROFESSOR X! GO TO HELL! Not to mention NIGHTCRAWLER...)
-Madagascar (I hope those lemurs die.)
-The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe (Bratty English kids.)
-Any Disney Sequel (Way to ruin a classic!)

[Lester Burnham]

As per usual, I'm going to be updating this list with new movies.
I'll try to go in order from greatest to least.

Favorites:
1. Memoirs of a Geisha
This is, without a doubt, my all-time favorite movie. I love it. It's so well-done, everything is so beautiful, and it features a culture few outsiders have ever experienced. Rob Marshall is my favorite director.
2. Chicago
As stated above, Rob Marshall = love. And this movie was the last great musical movie. The first Best Picture winner since Oliver and the last musical to win Best Picture. The cast was perfection, and it did great justice to a Fosse classic.
3. Beauty and the Beast
To this day, this movie is my favorite Disney movie of all time. I loved it when I was 3, and I love it now as an 18 year-old. The transformation still sends shivers down my spine.
4. Jesus Christ Superstar (1973)
It's the prime 70's cheesy movie that you love. It pays great homage to my favorite musical and Ted Neeley is God.
5. Rent
Rent still is one of my favorite Broadway shows, and it was amazing to see almost the entire original cast return. It certainly wasn't the best movie made but it did great justice to the show. I disliked Adam Pascal's long hair, though, but it was amazing either way. And the alternate ending made me cry. Fact.
6. Angels and Demons
I never read the book. But I loved the movie. Tom Hanks is amazing. Ewan McGregor is amazing. Hans Zimmer is amazing. I love this movie.
7. Aladdin
My second favorite Disney movie of all time. I love every song, I love every character. And I love Lea Salonga.
8. The Picture of Dorian Gray
It's interesting to see someone as popular as Angela Lansbury before she was popular. This movie is a timeless classic, almost as timeless as Dorian himself.
9. The Nightmare Before Christmas
LOVE LOVE LOVE. Enough said.
10. The Godfather
The first is the best and has always been the best. I love this movie. I love the series, but I love the first in general because it shows the slow descent of Michael Corleone into madness.

Least Favorites:
1. Watchmen
I hated the movie. I hated it. I hated it. It was a combination of big blue penis, unnecessary gore, and oversexed superheroes. It was the most painful movie I ever had to sit through. And it was too long.
2. Napoleon Dynamite
It's so high because it's got such a cult following but it was such a godawful movie. It wasn't funny, it was pathetic. Jon Heder is not that funny.
3. Stranger than Fiction
Everything about it was just pathetic. I can't stand it.
4. Borat
Same with Napoleon Dynamite. It wasn't funny. It was pathetic.
5. All the Pretty Horses
It paid no homage whatsoever to the book. I love Matt Damon and I love Penelope Cruz but this movie was just awful. Not to mention the substitute teacher the day we watched it was reading aloud even though we all read the book. He only stopped when he got to the sex scene, thank God.
6. Any Disney sequel not named Toy Story
The Disney sequels that weren't from Toy Story were just plain awful. Poor plotlines made them unbearable. Especially the Beauty and the Beast one.
7. Madagascar
I can't even explain how awful it was. I didn't laugh. At all.
8. X-Men: The Last Stand
Hi, thanks for murdering the Dark Phoenix storyline.
9. Facing the Giants
This should be higher. The acting was awful and the plot was predictable. Not to mention the STONE WALL! STONE WALL!
10. Couples Retreat
It was not funny. At all.