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Hilarious/Clever Pokemon Descriptions, Read any lately?
mkhare
post Jun 13 2009, 08:57 PM
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I, personally, love it when people take the time to think up really creative/hilarious/clever descriptions for their Pokemon, it makes clicking extra fun! XD

for example: Irk Splee's description of their Houndoom Barkmeat -

"Fear is his brother, destruction his sister and pestilence his third cousin twice removed. Yes, it's a very big family.

He eats fear. He spreads fear on a bagel. With a little jam. And nuts.

Also. Keep away from cats. Seriously.
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AH, IT MAKES ME LOL. awesome.gif

So, read any particularly awesome descriptions lately??
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post Jul 1 2009, 05:10 PM
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I've come across one or two funny descriptions. None that I can think of at the moment. The only Pokemon of mine that has a slightly funny description is my Spheal, Nadiya:

"Nadiya likes to sit on my roof and yodel. Her favourite song to yodel is Jimmie the Kid. But she gets thirsty from singing. So she has a large cup of peanut butter. But that makes her hungry. So she eats cheesy poofs. But then she gets all orange from being a messy eater. Well, if you buy her the discount cheesy poofs she gets all yellow. But she hates discount food. So get the brand name cheesy poofs. Or else she'll bite you. Nadiya is very vicious. She eats children for breakfast, with a side of bacon. She also is obsessed with Ivan the Terrible, and built a shrine to him on my roof."


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mkhare   Hilarious/Clever Pokemon Descriptions   Jun 13 2009, 08:57 PM
Latani   My name is hilarious. Mess with me and I'll mo...   Jun 13 2009, 09:08 PM
Aiban   QUOTE(Latani @ Jun 13 2009, 10:08 PM) My ...   Jun 13 2009, 09:13 PM
Irk Splee   QUOTE(mkhare @ Jun 13 2009, 09:57 PM) I, ...   Jun 14 2009, 01:10 AM
MasterCharizard   For a Slugma- -I love long walks...taken by water ...   Jun 14 2009, 01:34 AM
NTrinnu2   LOL. those are really funny. I havent come across ...   Jun 14 2009, 02:08 AM
Poketoad   Lol. I found one but i can't remeber where, ...   Jun 14 2009, 02:29 AM
fuzzyslippers   I was clicking Rapidash King back today, and notic...   Jun 30 2009, 01:56 PM
Transcendence   Well, I haven't come across any on my own, but...   Jun 30 2009, 02:00 PM
Cherry Chain   Hehe. My descriptions are all just explaining whic...   Jun 30 2009, 03:11 PM
Shadow Pidgey   I rarely come across any funny ones.. I did come...   Jun 30 2009, 03:41 PM
Teba   I'm hatching to many Pokemon at the moment to ...   Jun 30 2009, 04:19 PM
Meestervonk   Species: Shuckle Name: Shuck Norris Description: G...   Jun 30 2009, 06:32 PM
Laraelivar   You see that mudkip down there? Yeah, him. "H...   Jun 30 2009, 08:05 PM
MarinaMarth   Irk Splee's descriptions are always fun to rea...   Jun 30 2009, 08:29 PM
Troter   Irk Splee's are all hilarious. I loved Corina...   Jun 30 2009, 10:40 PM
NTrinnu2   I dont think mine are as close to funny as these a...   Jul 1 2009, 12:51 AM
BrainpanSonata   I was in a rather whimsical mood when my Spoink eg...   Jul 1 2009, 11:10 AM
Spearow   mine are hilarious jaykay jaykay but i do like t...   Jul 1 2009, 11:13 AM
Jasugoon   lol my descriptions are somewhat lame, since they...   Jul 1 2009, 11:16 AM
BrainpanSonata   I hate to post again so soon, but at this point I ...   Jul 1 2009, 11:21 AM
Cinnri   Not so much a description than a name, but. *self ...   Jul 1 2009, 12:28 PM
thunderaga   i might do this: I can't feel my legs... tha...   Jul 1 2009, 12:36 PM
Scarker   Meh... Mine aren't very funny. (a few may amus...   Jul 1 2009, 02:25 PM
Irk Splee   Hah, I just found Musical's profile - her Poke...   Jul 1 2009, 03:08 PM
Toda   I can't remember who but someone has a Speed F...   Jul 1 2009, 03:51 PM
Bongo Len   i dont use descriptions http://gpxplus.net/user/B...   Jul 1 2009, 07:44 PM
candeldandel   Tera's Altaria Altair is pretty awesome. If yo...   Jul 1 2009, 08:15 PM
Tera   QUOTE(candeldandel @ Jul 1 2009, 08:15 PM...   Jul 17 2009, 07:10 PM
mkhare   And now for.... some self-promotion! Here...   Jul 1 2009, 10:11 PM
NTrinnu2   These are mine... 01. Zik (Pikachu) Description: ...   Jul 2 2009, 05:47 AM
Lotte   The description I gave to my MissingNo. is pretty ...   Jul 2 2009, 07:47 AM
exdream   LOL just saw an entei description that went ...   Jul 2 2009, 12:20 PM
KendoSword   I personally think Irk Splee's are pretty funn...   Jul 2 2009, 12:29 PM
zigzagoon guy   what do you think of my supa weedy description at...   Jul 2 2009, 12:32 PM
Gabbie   I saw a Mudkip with the lyrics of 'Never Gonna...   Jul 2 2009, 12:50 PM
ashebaby12   Those are funny! I just click, I don't re...   Jul 2 2009, 12:55 PM
Stuurknuppel   Well, this is one of mine, don't know if it...   Jul 2 2009, 03:52 PM
Irk Splee   I found another amusing one - Wark's Lairon, B...   Jul 2 2009, 04:50 PM
KCIIII   heh no funny ones yet so I have been looking for t...   Jul 2 2009, 05:11 PM
NTrinnu2   Those are funny! xD   Jul 2 2009, 08:52 PM
Troter   Irk Splee, Irk Splee, Irk Splee, Irk Splee... .....   Jul 2 2009, 09:21 PM
Latani   Trojan the Porygon2: I hek ur computers. Cheese t...   Jul 2 2009, 11:04 PM
NTrinnu2   QUOTE(Latani @ Jul 2 2009, 11:04 PM) Troj...   Jul 2 2009, 11:25 PM
BrainpanSonata   QUOTE(Latani @ Jul 2 2009, 11:04 PM) Blam...   Jul 3 2009, 01:47 AM
Candy Water   Self-advertising: Chelinka the Togetic She was th...   Jul 3 2009, 02:37 AM
Hellin   I just LOVE the descriptions by my friend Oriona ^...   Jul 3 2009, 06:03 AM
Zeoia   I can't remember the user's name for the l...   Jul 3 2009, 07:43 AM
Whatura   I like to think my Riolu's description is pret...   Jul 3 2009, 10:53 AM
NTrinnu2   QUOTE(Whatura @ Jul 3 2009, 10:53 AM) I l...   Jul 5 2009, 05:08 AM
SoraAK   QUOTE(NTrinnu2 @ Jul 5 2009, 02:08 AM) QU...   Jul 5 2009, 06:51 PM
BrainpanSonata   My Natu egg just hatched a few minutes ago. I name...   Jul 3 2009, 11:56 AM
famatruni   I forget who, but I laughed really hard when I rea...   Jul 4 2009, 06:48 AM
Rossy   My Lickilicky is the only description I have. Sta...   Jul 4 2009, 07:18 AM
RheaDark   http://gpxplus.net/info/Zmt4ZwN1 Groudon: What J...   Jul 4 2009, 08:47 AM
Laluzi   QUOTE(RheaDark @ Jul 4 2009, 09:47 AM) ht...   Jul 5 2009, 06:58 PM
mkhare   QUOTE(RheaDark @ Jul 4 2009, 11:47 PM) ht...   Jul 6 2009, 07:53 PM
nakad   May, my female Zergoose's description: This be...   Jul 4 2009, 11:12 AM
Buizek   I try my best. My Zigzagoon ZigginZaggin: Zigginz...   Jul 4 2009, 11:46 AM
ShinyPidgeot   I actually don't want to evolve my Seedot, Luc...   Jul 4 2009, 05:12 PM
Issun   QUOTE(Zeoia @ Jul 3 2009, 01:43 PM) I tho...   Jul 5 2009, 09:41 AM
AlanaMae   Mine for my Tauros says this: Often found in flow...   Jul 5 2009, 09:45 AM
Keiiri Mitari   QUOTE(AlanaMae @ Jul 5 2009, 09:45 AM) Mi...   Jul 5 2009, 07:25 PM
bidoofish   *shameless advertisement of the self veriety* Sir...   Jul 6 2009, 02:49 PM
Chraelix   Usually I fail at writing descriptions, but after ...   Jul 6 2009, 07:35 PM
Chraelix   I found a rather simple one as I was doing clickba...   Jul 6 2009, 08:28 PM
Candy Water   Mystica my lv 100 Milotic. Well I have to state wh...   Jul 8 2009, 06:27 AM
Roanax   half of the descriptions in here aren't even f...   Jul 8 2009, 07:04 AM
Sapphire Flame   Another shameless self-advertisement because I can...   Jul 8 2009, 07:04 AM
Nezzie   I kinda like the one I gave to my Chatot, Ruhe (Ge...   Jul 8 2009, 11:31 PM
Spinni   What about my Shaymin? o_o ~ Luminia can be descri...   Jul 9 2009, 12:02 AM
Sapphire Phoenix   HaganeGir's Moltres, Kluke: Kluke, as a sacre...   Jul 9 2009, 12:24 AM
Stuurknuppel   QUOTE(Sapphire Phoenix @ Jul 9 2009, 07:2...   Jul 9 2009, 01:32 PM
Stuurknuppel   I expanded Ed's description and gave a descrip...   Jul 9 2009, 10:15 AM
Drunkenwhale   Aside from my usual "This pokemon is this nat...   Jul 9 2009, 11:52 AM
InsanityPrelude   I click Irk Splee every day just because of the fu...   Jul 9 2009, 08:52 PM
Candy Water   kuriboh's pokemon: Lilac the Breloom Lilac, a...   Jul 10 2009, 10:15 AM
Drunkenwhale   After making two that seem to stink, I got a good ...   Jul 10 2009, 08:07 PM
KendoSword   *SHAMELESS HAND SANITIZIN' SELF-ADVERTISIN...   Jul 10 2009, 10:05 PM
Pizza Guy111   You guys are hilarious. I need to start looking at...   Jul 10 2009, 10:47 PM
BrainpanSonata   I was in a really Irk Splee-ish mood when it came ...   Jul 11 2009, 12:22 AM
Kura   I read Balu each and every day. She brings joy to ...   Jul 11 2009, 01:28 AM
Stantler   Heres a funny one from one of my friends: Custom ...   Jul 11 2009, 04:08 PM
ArtySummergale   I'm sure I once read about someone who had a P...   Jul 11 2009, 04:48 PM
RaChoTamer   *pumps her own one* "Lemon is a giant sourpu...   Jul 11 2009, 10:20 PM
Bluity   I was doing clickbacks and read peacefrog777's...   Jul 12 2009, 07:22 PM
mkhare   QUOTE(Bluity @ Jul 13 2009, 10:22 AM) I w...   Jul 12 2009, 07:36 PM
TelophoneOfDoom   The one that made me laugh was kato's Choco: D...   Jul 12 2009, 08:02 PM
geeklord   QUOTE(TelophoneOfDoom @ Jul 12 2009, 08:0...   Jul 14 2009, 09:44 AM
growlithe master   hooray for shameless self advertising! the fir...   Jul 12 2009, 09:55 PM
Soldier of Song   Aw, shucks. Never thought I'd be found and hav...   Jul 12 2009, 10:24 PM
geeklord   shameless advertising, lol.   Jul 12 2009, 10:41 PM
mkhare   tee hee, another one of mine - for my Slugma Flas...   Jul 13 2009, 07:48 PM
KendoSword   I must say that BrainpanSonata's descriptions ...   Jul 13 2009, 08:37 PM
BrainpanSonata   QUOTE(KendoSword @ Jul 13 2009, 08:37 PM)...   Jul 14 2009, 12:47 PM
m190049   http://gpxplus.net/user/HaganeGir ^That user^ Tha...   Jul 14 2009, 12:20 PM
KendoSword   This one is a bit odd, by Cecilia. Ave Mitica the...   Jul 17 2009, 04:36 PM
BrainpanSonata   Found a gold mine while mass-clicking today. Shive...   Jul 17 2009, 07:02 PM
Emma Uchiha   I only have two described and named, one after a f...   Jul 17 2009, 09:35 PM

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