1. There is a hypothetical vending machine in which you can put anything into, and scince I am the first poster, I will put in something. (This is an example)
*inserts a Pokeball*
2. Whoever is the next poster will post what happens in response to your input, being you get something else, or something happens to the machine itself, whatever you want. Here's another example:
*the vending machine blows up, and a new one respawns in it's place*
or
*So-n-so recieves a Pikachu!*
3. After you say what happens, you put something in, leaving it open for the next poster.
So that's the basic gist, so let the games begin!
*inserts a button*
*the vending machine starts to act up for a moment and Pika the Raispeon receives a soda*
*inserts an apple*
YAY!!!A REPLY!!!
* receives pie*
* inserts a math pi *
*Recieves a piece of caramel*
*inserts a pichu*
*receives a thunderstone*
*inserts a plush girafarig*
*recieves ash's pokemon*
*inserts ash's dead corpse*
*Recieves the weeping of shippers.*
*Inserts Viper.*
*Receives a beating*
*Inserts Skrahs*
*recieves a giant rock*
*puts in a blankets.*
*recieves a bed*
o3o
*inserts a deku scrub*
-vending machine punches you-
-inserts Snape's clothes-
:I
*Recives a happy Cynder.*
*Inserts Davy Jones.*
-receives a claw to the face-
... i dont think Davy liked that... TT.TT
-inserts nekked Snape-
*gets hordes of Snape fangirls* Ooookay...
*inserts a gem*
-gets a rock-
FUCK! >(
-inserts anger-
Item Get: FAIYAH!
*inserts GBASP*
*recieves a dead fish*
Waitwut? why would i get a dead fish? >(
*puts the fish back in*
*receives an "out of order" sign*
Well, fuck you too!
*sits a coin in the coin-hole and fly-kicks it into the machine*
*Recieves a Deku Scrub*
Yaaay another member to add to my Army! 8D
*inserts a suicune*
You aren't shiny like my other suicune, i don't want you >(
-receives a Death Note-
... okay..?
-inserts Scar-
(as in.. from the Lion King)
*gets scratched* OWWW! *casts Aura* That's better.
*inserts Snake Staff*
-gets Lucius Malfoy-
heeeheeh~
-inserts Simba-
*gets scratched again* Yeowch! *casts Aura again*
*inserts Feather*
*recieves my suicune back*
I SAID I DONT WANT YOU!
*shoves it back in*
*gets a Mystic Water*
*shrugs* I dun want this! I'mma Fire type! This will do nothing for me! *stuffs it back in*
*recieves suicune again and shoves it back in*
>( STUPID SUICUNE!
-receives a burp and a Suicune hide-
Uh... Pika... I think your Suicune is gone for good... x.x
-inserts bloody mass of flesh-
SEND THIS TO DEATHY'S, DAMNIT! >(
*Item Get: Bloody Fang*
Umm... Okay...
*reinserts bloody fang* Ugh, that's just gross. *grossed-out*
-gets Nagini head-
.... -coughcough-
-inserts an Ollivander Wand-
*recieves harry potter's glasses* uh...i'm alright with this.
*inserts keanu reeves*
*gets a chocolate bar*
See, that wasn't so hard, was it?
*stuffs wrapper back into the machine*
-receives a Golden Ticket-
8D Willy Wonka, here i come~
-inserts my incredable joy-
-receives stalker-
DO NOT WANT! -Throws in a pit of zombies-
-Incerts Extra Celebi I have-
-receives a fart-
... the fuck...?
-inserts Narnia-
*recieves the spare celebi*
WOO!
*inserts my extreme joy and a token to give a free cresselia*
*out comes Dr. Octagonapus*
*Inserts his LAZOR*
*recieves a shiny Darkrai*
Wut.
*inserts Doctor Octogonapus*
*gets nyancat*
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeilu
*inserts arceus*
-gets a master ball-
Fuck eah~ >D
-inserts a Vizsla-
hungarian dog yay
*inserts a little dragon*
*recieves an alien*
...Wut.
*inserts said alien, WITH KAMIN GLASSES 8D*
*gets a pair of glasses* WTF would I need these for? I WEAR glasses already! *groans*
*reinserts glasses*
*recieves the Kamina glasses*
Heck yeah! *puts them on*
*inserts a poopoo*
-out comes a cough by the machine-
I insert a potato
*gets a tomato*
spasiva
*inserts a russian*
-gets a bottle of vodka- <3
-inserts Shiny Absol-
*gets back 100 bucks*
*inserts air, complete with an airzooka!*
*gets back a fart*
*puts in the fart again*
*gets a twoleged swearin crab*
*Inserts an WOLODOPOLAMAROMODOO *
Out comes Mary Poppins
Inserts nothing
Out comes a sign saying "God-damned guy, put something in already!"
I throw Chibi-Sonic in.
*YOU GET-CHAOS EMERALD* WTF? I'm not a Sonic character!
*stuffs it back in*
The machine gets jammed.
*inserts a vending machine unjammer*
Out comes... Chaos Emerald.
Puts every character from every sonic game in.
-receives extensive amounts of screams before I receive a Sonic character smoothie- >) muahahaha -drinks the bloody mass-
-inserts one of Snape's socks-
;>
*the sock disappears and you recieve thanks mail*
The other sock
*Machine vanishes through a portal, only to return shortly after, depositing a Dialga Egg*
*Puts in my Suicune*
*receives a sign that says 'yummi'*
>( I don't Goddamn want this!
*Inserts Polyjuice Potion*
:>
*ITEM GET: RASPBERRY* Wut?
*shrugs* *inserts a Rib*
*gets Eve*
God, is this some kinda a joke..? xD get it..? Anyone..?
*inserts Snape's robes*
You get Voldemort
Puts him back in the Vending Machine
*gets a very happy Mrs. Snape* Okay then. *inserts Wind Staff*
*gets back a very confused and petrified Harry Potter along with some unpetrifying potion*
*inserts me*
*Gets a Mew*
*Inserts a Vending Machine*
*the vending machine has a baby vending machine*
*inserts THE JEWEL OF LIFE DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!*
*recieves Shinigami-sama* So thhheerree he iss~ :>
-inserts a Galleon-
*gets a tiller* Okay, then.
*inserts Fire Staff*
*gets back a tombstone with your name on it that says the cause of death was being charred*
*inserts helium*
*gets squeaky, high-pitched voice*
*inserts Bolt Staff*
-gets the http://memberfiles.freewebs.com/78/49/45784978/photos/-Fan-art/Okami%20Ninetails-2.jpg-
yesyesyesyesss~
-inserts Chibiterasu-
You get you Chibiterasu back
Inserts Pedobear Seal of Approval
Got a bill placed it back in the machine
Got a Scott Pilgrim vs. the World DVD
*inserts a Shiny Joltik*
*ITEM GET: SHINY ENTEI*
*eardrum-shattering squee* YAY! This is awesomeness on the level of a date with my bishonen!
*inserts a Dream Egg*
*gets a Clockwork Nightingale*
*Inserts an Electronic Control Unit*
You get a SNES
Inserts Nintendo 64
*ITEM GET: NES*
Yay! Too bad I don't have any games for it.
Awww... nothing for Icy.
*inserts a sad little puppy doll that whimpers until you feed it, at which point it yells "THE HARRY POTTER MOVIE'S COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SKWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!" for the rest of your life.
You get a cat with the exact same behavior
Inserts
*gets sign that reads, "Next time, why don't you try inserting something?"*
Wha-? What am I going to do with THIS?!
*re-inserts sign*
The sign then falls out of the sky onto your head, and it has super glue where the sign made contact with your head.
*inserts TNPs dream shiny pokemon*
NEIL obtained a STARMIE!
Give a nickname to STARMIE?
*Super Glue*
*puts in a Coke Zero*
*ITEM GET: DRUG*
Wait, what? *shrugs* I think I'll keep this. Never know when it might come in handy.
*inserts BALL* Check this video if you don't get the joke: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=knOIz49lexU&feature=related The relevant line is at 8 minutes, 32 seconds.
ICY obtained a BALL!
Yayz!!!! *bouncey bouncey*
*inserts GHOST*
N-NO! DON'T USE CURSE ON ME! ... *is dead*
*had inserted a SUPPBALL*
*Out comes Revive/phoenix feather which i use on Mars*
:U
*Inserts Giygas*
*Gigyas comes back out, but angry*
*inserts Pokemon Black and a GBA*
*gets a Pokemon White copy and a Game Boy Color*
*puts Wheatley*
-gets GLaDOS potato-
<3333~
-inserts a Portal Gun-
*Gets a Potato*
*Inserts a photo of a Taxi*
You get a taxi
Inserts a soda, which clearly should come out of a vending machine
*Recieves a stalker Photo guy*
D8 *Runs screaming and hides behind a Taxi*
*Inserts the stalker Photo guy who is either The guy from EarthBound, or Cameron from pokemon*
*receives a baby*
0.o do I want to know,..?
-shoves the crying child back inside-
*Recieves a Pichu*
:U lolwut.
*INserts a chadmander*
(Typo'd it on purpose. A charmander named chad. It wears square glasses and has freckles.)
*gets another pair of glasses* I DON'T NEED GLASSES! I ALREADY HAVE A PAIR! *stuffs glasses back in*
ICY obtained GLASSES!
Hey! I don't need glasses! I can see just fine!
*inserts glasses back in (again)*
you get a blind robot!
:inserts christmas tree:
You get an angel.
*inserts cocktail*
*Gets a pair of epic sunglasses*
Yay~
*Puts them on and inserts a Potato GLaDOS*
You got a portal gun.
*inserts cluster of wires*
*Out comes another portal gun*
:>
*Inserts a portal leading to the ceiling above the area you would push the button on the vending machine, then inserts a boot*
You get nothing. ;-;
*inserts woman on fire*
*gets the boot to the head planned for Gal*
:c
*Inserts Navi*
*gets a wireworm* What. The. Hell. *sets something on fire* *releases wireworm* Get outta here.
*inserts SPEED*
You got a car.
*inserts devil*
The machine spits him back out as GHOST.
*inserts a giant Ariados*
You got my Donor banner. Now give it back >C
*inserts leftover pasta*
ICY obtained PASTA!
Ewww.... *feeds it to Fluffy*
*inserts Rabid's donor banner*
You got a punch in the face!
*inserts Viapurr*
Congratulations, you get a textwall.
*inserts locket*
*gets a sign saying: 'Can't nake? Solved by fist!'* *laughs* *snort*
*inserts sign that says, "Yeyea!"*
*gets a letter that reads:
*recieves my lost cookie*
*Inserts half nommed cookie*
*gets a cup of drool* YUCK! *dumps it* That's disgusting!
*inserts http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCiQcgxKfKY&feature=related vid* Don' ask me how that works. http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AWizardDidIt.
*recieves an OTTER tipping over Sabrina's TABLE*
... .-.
*Inserts the said OTTER and TABLE*
Out comes a Tree and a Otter Skin Cap.
Inserts a door.
*recieves a potato*
*Inserts the Dragonite skin cap*
*received DRUG*
*inserts STEAK and HELL-R*
*gets L-WALL*
*inserts ROK*
* receives WOOKID*
*inserts small child*
*gets WANLI* What the hell?
*inserts YEDONG*
*gets a chocolate chip cookie* Yuck <.<
*shoves cookie back in*
ICY obtained COOKIE!
Meh...
*inserts cookie AGAIN!*
*gets the same cookie* I DONT WANT YOU *destroys cookie with death ray*
*inserts charred cookie remains*
ICY obtained OHCRUDICYSGONNAEXPLODE!!!
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I already got this cookie and uirgtgetyfgrcwfhwiensdj!!
*inserts the cookie remains covered with spit*
*Get a Muk*
*Shoves Muk back in*
ICY obtained MUK!
Give a nickname to MUK?
NO! I DON'T WANT YOU!
*inserts the muk*
Gets a Grimer
Puts in a vending machine
ICY obtained VENDING MACHINE!
Why do people keep giving me what I don't want?!?!?!?
*inserts the vending machine*
*Gets a half shiny Arcanine*
*inserts a DS*
*gets a 3DS* Yay!
*inserts BALL*
*Gets an Elf* What the...? (yes I watched them XD )
*Shoves Elf with Monster in*
ICY obtained ELF!
ICY obtained MONSTER!
I don't want these! They're horrible! *ramble ramble ramble*
*inserts the elf and monster covered with spit*
*Gets a Grimer*
*Shoves Grimer with Master ball in*
*receives Spit covered Grimer*
the hell...?
*inserts Hamster*
*gets a demon*
*inserts a gravestone*
*gets a ghost*
o.o?
*inserts invitation to a camp*
*Gets people playing this game again* YAY!!!
*inserts Snape*
*receives one angry Mrs. Snape*
MS:
Enten:
MS:
Enten:
MS:
Enten:
MS: *beats up Enten*
Enten:
*inserts http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RKUKBN4-c54&feature=related*
*Gets mad Mrs. Snape* *Brings the real Snape back to life and gives to Mrs. Snape*
*inserts http://acidcow.com/pics/20110729/unfortunately_placed_ads_03.jpg*
*gets a teddy bear that flies away*
first you take my money, now I get a teddy that goes away..............bitch
*puts in a zombie*
ha ............i needed to get rid of that zombie
*receives a hunk of flesh* ....
-eats it- ;W;
*inserts Zeus*
(@MAE: xDD I have to say, I laughed pretty damn hard at what you did there.)
*gets a lightning bolt to the face*
*inserts bag of sunflower seeds*
@Snapie: I kinda figured you'd get a kick out of that.
-gets a Sunflora- o.o I don't want this crap!
-stuffs the Sunflora back inside-
@Mae: xP haha, well, you accomplished making me laugh~
*gets a Sun Stone* The Gehennom?
*inserts MESS*
*waits to see if anyone gets my Gehennom reference*
@Snapie: See my latest post in Last Person to Post Wins.
*Gets Drug* What the...?
*Inserts http://acidcow.com/pics/20091005/fail_25.jpg*
*gets a lion cub*
......................................
.........................
where did this come from
*puts in trap*
@snapie: thanks.............i got it off of call of duty:black ops:zombie mode
thought it would be a good joke
*gets BEAN*
*inserts my BSOD* (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ItMakesSenseInContext)
*gets a wolf*
.........WTF IS WITH ME GETTING ANIMALS
*puts in an AK-47*
ha now let's see if a get a stronger weapon to get rid of these zombie Pokemon
.....................hey it's Pokemon armageddon ...................................I'm from the future
...........to end the Pokemon virus that turns them into zombies...........................I'm not riding
solo on this I got zangoose.
*gets another Levantine* Yay! Dual-wielded Levantines, here I come!
*inserts OUD* *snickers* That name is so silly-sounding...
*gets primal rayquaza*
........................this is awesome
*inserts primal grovyle*
*vending machine falls smashing me. *
*insterts schnitzel*
*gets a rock*
wtf
*puts in awesome*
*gets FAIL*
*inserts Dream Gem*
*Recieves sunflora*
...
*Puts sunflora back in and gets sunflower*
Well, here goes nothing...
*Inserts sunflower and gets Lucas*
Yay. X3
*Throws Lucas at some random sunflora, then inserts Nepeta and runs*
*Gets a rock* aww, I wanted something useful, wait *chunks rock at Justin Beiber* HAHA! SUCCESS! I see blood! WOOHOO!!!
*Shoves dead JB into machine* Beat that B**ch
*gets Kanye west*
*puts in a winning lottery ticket*
someone gots to win
*Gets a bunch of Ultimate Chimeras, Ness, Ninten, Claus, Giegue, and most other Mother/Earthbound series characters*
8D
*inserts potato GLaDOS*
*Gets a potato*
*finds JB and throws it at him*
*inserts a Monkey Hyped Up On Mountain Dew*
*receives Fred and George Weasley* 8DDDDDDDDD
*inserts Dumbledore's body* C:
You get the Elder Wand
Inserts Pedobear Seal of Approval
*receives porn video*
...... ;o;
*inserts the Resurrection Stone*
*Gets Invisibility Cloak*
*Inserts Trollface*
*gets lay's barbeque chips*
awesome (I'm kinda hungry right now)
*inserts epic fail*
*Gets double rainbow*
*Inserts a pencil*
*gets darts*
throws it at jb
Inserts his brain
*Gets a grenade*
*throws unpinned grenade at jb*
*grenade blows up jb*
*I throw a party to celebrate*
*Inserts party invitation*
*Vending machine comes to party*
Inserts failtroll
*Gets Troll hair* ok......
*Inserts Balto*
Receives Balto
*Puts in his Puppies*
-receives a fresh meat pie-
0.0 .... *insert Sweeney Todd reference here*
-inserts Nagini-
C:
*gets a nekkid woman*
Erm....;o;
*inserts Borderlands*
"Gets a 10 free wishes"
"Inserts a nekkid woman"
*gets a porn CD*
O.O
*inserts a alligator*
You get eaten before the vending machine finally accepts it.
Inserts Falcon PAWNCH
*gets falcon kick*
*inserts this http://youtu.be/Vi9heiisiWM*
*Receive a piece of paper with a dance steps on it*
*Insert the number 8*
*gets the movie inception*
*inserts this http://youtu.be/TngTQ9OWwao*
*Gets Marios Body*
*Puts in Luigi's Gone he shot Mario and Toad with.*
*Gets Luigi's gun* 0.0
*Inserts Pizza*
*Gets a shiny Trapinch*
AHHHHHHHH IT'S THE RETURN OF TOMMY BOY!!! *Runs away* (if you didn't get that go http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Tommy_Boy)
*Shoves trapinch back in* GO AWAY YOU DEMON!!!
Oh yeah, I went through a Trapinch-loathing phase because of that.
*gets a year supply of Neapolitan ice cream sandwiches*
*inserts Space Core*
*Gets a baby Vending machine* .. 0.e
okay..
*inserts Dobby's sock*
*gets this http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Evil_Emerald*
OMG THEY ARE COMING.........
*inserts this http://youtu.be/3fAZjDMgFS8
OMG! SCARY STORY!!!
*Gets a sniper riffle*
*Inserts a Lemonade*
*gets a Lemon*
....
......
*throws lemon at the vending machine, and it falls into it, therefore becoming 'inserted'*
*gets a junked car* *incinerates car*
*inserts http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/HighOctaneNightmareFuel/AccidentsAndGeneralBodyHorror* Sweet dreams!
*gets $20*
*inserts the U.S. Congress*
*receives government cheese*
*inserts mudkip*
*receives Marshtomp*
*inserts my mom*
*recieves you*
Gross *throws away*... *Goes back for you*
*inserts a bed sheet*
*receives pillows*
*inserts Slytherin*
*recieves voldemort*
*inserts LMFAO*
*recieves nothing*
:c
*Inserts Pumpkin*
*recieves pie*
*Puts the pie in*
ITEM GET: PUMPKIN
Wait, what?
*inserts DS Lite stylus*
Gets 3DS *UPGRADE!*
Insert signature or a celebrity
*recieves an autographed poster of Alan Rickman*
*puts it back in*
*Recieves pumpkin which promptly dissapears*
What pumpkin? There was never a pumpkin here.
*Inserts Triforce*
*gets a parallel universe in a box*
*inserts tiger*
*Gets Rajah* Aww Yeah!!!
*Inserts a Hair Brush*
*gets a comb*
*inserts C-span*
*gets a TV* I already have one!
*inserts TV*
*receives small metal nut bolt*
c:
*Inserts the Pauli Exclusion Principle*
*gets the Higgs Boson and subsequently is awarded a Nobel Prize*
8D
*inserts a ROUS*
*out comes a potato*
*inserts a candle...*
*Out comes the Ultimate Chimera*
Wut. *Takes it to UC ranch*
*inserts Potatoto*
*out pops a PotaDoS and a crow*
*stuffs crow back in*
*Recieves Davesprite*
....Shouldn't you be helping your past self?
*Throws Davesprite out window*
*Inserts http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXOFIM0HRow*
*recieves testing facility + moon*
*shoves a calculator dividing by zero successfully into the machine*
*Receives a carrot*
...
It's the "C4rr0t" error again....
*Inserts http://www.youtuberepeat.com/watch/?v=X2lbaXKvXb8&feature=related*
*spits out deadmau5*
*inserts the universe*
*Receives Giygas*
O_o
*Inserts Giygas in again*
*gets essence of pure evil in a jar*
O.o
*opens jar, puts in pure evil, keeps jar*
*Gets nothing*
...
*Inserts a potatoto*
*recieves a tomato*
*inserts the fact sphere*
*Recieves Space Core*
:I
*Inserts Space core*
*recieves wikipedia*
*inserts narwhal*
*recieves unicorn*
*Inserts mew*
*out comes arceus with three heads* o_O wut is this? MINE!
*tosses in Robo Cube*
*recieves Claus*
Wut.
*Inserts Lugia*
*Out comes the Loch Ness Monster!*
*inserts... Charlie the Unicorn!*
ITEM GET: UNICORN HORN
*inserts Super Mushroom*
/gets a Poisonous Mushroom
Yum.
/inserts a corpse.
*gets an army of zombie slaves*
*inserts a train*
Outserts a Peace Pipe
*Inserts deck of Cards*
*Gets a King* YAYEE!!! WHAT I ALWAYS WANTED!!!
*Inserts new wealth*
*recieves inheritance*
*inserts an egg*
*gets broken eggshell* *incinerates it*
*inserts pop can tab*
*gets another can full of whatever was in the can*
*inserts a sword
*gets a Keldeo*
*inserts Spongebob*
*Gets a basket*
*Inserts 200 pencils*
*Gets 200lbs of pencil shavings*
*Puts in a keyboard*
*Gets a computer* I have one thank you, but now I can do several things at once, like world domination!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!
*inserts a shiny Lugia platinum ultra rare pokemon card*
*gets a Spearow card*
*inserts a waffle*
/gets the holes :<
/inserts ice cream
*gets ice and cream*
*inserts a black hole*
*gets a http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EarthShatteringKaboom* http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FlatWhat.
*inserts marinara sauce*
Gets tortellini.
Inserts WINNING!!
*gets THE GAME*
*inserts anger*
*gets a corpse*
*inserts the murder weapon*
*Recieves GLaDOS*
Finally free of that stupid machine...
I filled it with Neurotoxin!
....
*Inserts nothing since GLaDOS filled it with Neurotoxin*
*recieves the Fact Sphere*
*inserts an ugly barnacle*
*gets DEATH*
*inserts Pop Tarts*
/gets Nyan Cat
/inserts the meaning of life
*gets the holy grail*
*inserts Laptew*
*Gets nothing* Wha.....???
*Inserts nothing*
That'll teach you!
/gets money
Wha-?
/inserts beer
*gets a juice box*
*inserts an Ancient Mew card*
*gets a Mew* Even though I have quite a few on my Plat card...
*inserts pineapple*
Gets Sponge that works at a fast food joint
Inserts Charlie Sheen
*gets Two and a Half Men DVD box set*
*inserts Yoshi egg*
*gets Boshi*
*inserts a Power Star*
*Gets Super Mario*
*Inserts Luigi*
*gets the Poltergust 3000*
*inserts a portrait*
*gets a ghost*
*inserts glass of orange juice*
*recieves concentrate*
*inserts the Space core*
*Gets GLaDOS*
>:I
*Inserts GLaDOS again*
*gets a bomb of neurotoxin* o.O
*puts back in*
*recieves Wheatly*
*inserts a potato*
Gets a Sock monkey (me: 0.o)
Inserts Failtroll
*gets the game*
*inserts Cynthia's Garchomp*
*Gets a great pear of teeth*
*Inserts a cherry*
*gets a bomb*
*puts it back in*
*Gets better grammar.*
i do'nt ned iit
*inserts a stargate*
*recieves a Luma*
*puts it back in*
*receives my signed poster*
*puts in my autograph*
*recieves a pen*
*inserts Viper*
Gets Seviper
Shoots Justin Bieber and inserts the corpse.
*gets Rebecca Black*
>(
*puts her back in*
Gets Bieber Corpse back
Screw this! I'm giving the corpse to a fan-girl
Inserts Fan-girl that I gave the corpse to
*recieves a loud squeal*
*inserts myself*
*gets a brain*
You can have that back...
*puts back in*
*gets my spinal cord*
*inserts Mohammar Ghaddafi*
Gets Osama
Inserts next poster
*gets self*
*inserts last poster*
I'm in the vending machine? HELL YEAH! FREE CANDY!!!
Inserts meme
*gets cake*
*inserts the vending machine*
/gets soda
Hmmm.
/inserts chicken
*doesn't get anything*
:c
*inserts N*
/gets hoard of fangirls
WTF NOOOO.
/inserts bomb
*recieves Bombchu*
:c:
*puts it back in*
*gets Inception dvd*
Seen it >.> Awesome movie, though.
*put this thread in*
*recieves Wheatley*
:I
*Inserts Wheatley and Gamzee and also Giygas all at the same time*
machine vomits up multiple gears and what appears to be the shell of a squirtle
inserts a living gold fish
*Recieves Wheatzeegas*
O_o
*Inserts Wheatzeegas*
recieves Wheatzeegas
crap i think this thing is broken
inserts 5 and a half water melon seeds
Gets really small watermelon
Inserts Tepig
/gets pork chop
Nooo Tepig! ;;
/inserts tears
*gets potatoto*
*Puts it in again*
*gets GLaDoS*
You monster.
*inserts the Fact Sphere*
Gets it back
Inserts this link: http://forums.gtsplus.net/index.php?showtopic=56164&st=280&start=280
*gets Zelda*
*inserts the Master Sword*
*Gets Giygas*
....
*Puts him in again*
*Gets a banana*
...
* Squeezes a cow in there*
recieves a scrambled egg
wtf wrong farm animal >_>
inserts a box of captain crunch
*gets Tony the Tiger*
*inserts Pinkie Pie*
*gets liquid rainbow-covered pie*
Noo! Rainbow Dash! *starts eating pie* Mmm! Delicious!
*shoves the half eaten pie back in*
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