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The "Boss, i cant come to work today!" game!, COME TO WORK ANYWAY |
 Feb 27 2013, 03:42 PM
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Gym Leader  Group: +Donors Posts: 615 Joined: 6-May 09 Member No.: 19 837 Active Squad 
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Good thing you work in a hospital, then. I'm sending someone to wheel your sorry ass down here so we can transplant your head onto a pre-made body and get you working!
*Calls work* Boss, I can't come to work today because I have Alzheimer's Disease. *Ends call* --- *Calls work again* Boss, I can't come to work today because I have Alzheimer's Disease. *Ends call* --- *Calls work again* Boss, I can't come to work today because... |
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Feb 27 2013, 07:20 PM
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 The asteriotypical one  Group: Members Posts: 103 Joined: 4-April 12 From: The wrong side of heaven and the righteous side of hell Member No.: 161 989 Z's Team (so far) 
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*permanantly inks a reminder about your job all over your body* NOW GET TO WORK!
Boss, i cant come to work today because i just dont feel like it -------------------- |
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Mar 6 2013, 09:23 PM
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 Gym Leader  Group: Members Posts: 271 Joined: 26-September 10 From: Somewhere other than here. Member No.: 115 416 My Dream Party 
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You're fired.
Boss, I can't come to work today because I contracted bubonic plague and will die in approximately 2 days. -------------------- Personality Quiz results (click to show)  If you believe that girls can be just as good at video games as boys are, copy and paste this into your signature. Make your choice, adventurous Stranger; Strike the Bell and bide the danger, Or wonder, till it drives you mad, What would have followed if you had Copy this into your signature if you know where it's from My New Obsession (Sgt. Frog) (click to show) |
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Mar 8 2013, 12:02 PM
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 Pokémon Trainer  Group: +Donors Posts: 76 Joined: 24-December 09 From: UK Member No.: 77 547 Active Squad
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Well,you should spend your remaining two days working.
Boss, I can't come into work today because I'm being held hostage. --------------------  |
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Mar 8 2013, 09:25 PM
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Gym Leader Group: Members Posts: 271 Joined: 26-September 10 From: Somewhere other than here. Member No.: 115 416 My Dream Party
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Here's a gun. *hands gun*
NOW KILL THOSE JERKS THAT KEPT YOU FROM WORKING!  Boss, I can't come to work today because I'm asleep. -------------------- Personality Quiz results (click to show) If you believe that girls can be just as good at video games as boys are, copy and paste this into your signature. Make your choice, adventurous Stranger; Strike the Bell and bide the danger, Or wonder, till it drives you mad, What would have followed if you had Copy this into your signature if you know where it's from My New Obsession (Sgt. Frog) (click to show) |
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Mar 11 2013, 02:19 PM
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 Pokémon Trainer  Group: Members Posts: 5 Joined: 8-March 13 From: College Member No.: 192 800 My Favorites 
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Fine then, I'll just jump into your dream and we can do the work there!
Boss, I can't get to work, I'm trapped in some slacker's dream! |
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Mar 11 2013, 03:09 PM
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Gym Leader  Group: Members Posts: 379 Joined: 29-January 11 Member No.: 129 409 Active Squad
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Then wake him up, you idiot
I can't come to work because you fired me. |
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Mar 16 2013, 08:57 AM
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 Pokémon Trainer Group: Members Posts: 116 Joined: 24-October 12 From: In a crystal Member No.: 178 398 Some Of My Favs! 
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*rehires*now you can come to work!
Boss can't comes to work because I'm doing a sleeplocke This post has been edited by shellyoshawott: Mar 16 2013, 08:58 AM --------------------  My Dewott charlie and this  I claim Jirachi |
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Mar 16 2013, 12:06 PM
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Wake up, idiot.
I can't get to work because I'm too busy playing DQ9. -------------------- |
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Mar 16 2013, 01:42 PM
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Gym Leader Group: Members Posts: 379 Joined: 29-January 11 Member No.: 129 409 Active Squad
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*Appears in game* DO YOUR WORK!
Boss, I can't come to work because I don't exist |
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Mar 16 2013, 05:31 PM
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Gym Leader Group: Members Posts: 271 Joined: 26-September 10 From: Somewhere other than here. Member No.: 115 416 My Dream Party
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*travels by portal to a land where you do exist* Now come to work!
Boss, I can't come to work today because I have a fear of mean bosses. -------------------- Personality Quiz results (click to show) If you believe that girls can be just as good at video games as boys are, copy and paste this into your signature. Make your choice, adventurous Stranger; Strike the Bell and bide the danger, Or wonder, till it drives you mad, What would have followed if you had Copy this into your signature if you know where it's from My New Obsession (Sgt. Frog) (click to show) |
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Mar 19 2013, 09:22 AM
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Pokémon Trainer  Group: Newbies Posts: 0 Joined: 17-March 11 Member No.: 135 123 Active Squad |
Fine........I'll be nice to you for a day..............NOW GET. TO. WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Boss, I can't come to work today because I'm stranded on a deserted island. --------------------  |
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May 6 2013, 08:20 PM
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The asteriotypical one Group: Members Posts: 103 Joined: 4-April 12 From: The wrong side of heaven and the righteous side of hell Member No.: 161 989 Z's Team (so far)
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that ain't any excuse! youve been shipped to work at a new location! NOW GET TO WORK!!!
boss i cant come to work today, my hair spontaniously combusted -------------------- |
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May 6 2013, 10:10 PM
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 Ace Attorney  Group: Members Posts: 128 Joined: 13-May 09 From: QC, Philippines Member No.: 22 428 Active Squad 
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Buy a wig.
Boss, I can't come to work today because I need to hatch my Shaymin Egg. --------------------   |
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May 6 2013, 10:18 PM
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The asteriotypical one Group: Members Posts: 103 Joined: 4-April 12 From: The wrong side of heaven and the righteous side of hell Member No.: 161 989 Z's Team (so far)
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use a hammer and break it open
there, its hatched cant come to work today... cuz im just too epic fo dat... -------------------- |
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May 7 2013, 09:35 AM
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Ace Attorney Group: Members Posts: 128 Joined: 13-May 09 From: QC, Philippines Member No.: 22 428 Active Squad
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Too epic to be fired and left to live the hobo life? I think not. GO TO WORK OR ELSE YOU'LL BE SLEEPING ON THE ASPHALT TONIGHT.
Boss, I can't come to work today because I accidentally locked myself in my house. -------------------- |
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May 7 2013, 06:47 PM
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The asteriotypical one Group: Members Posts: 103 Joined: 4-April 12 From: The wrong side of heaven and the righteous side of hell Member No.: 161 989 Z's Team (so far)
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*breaks down the door* GET TO WORK!
boss, i cant come to work today because you're dead! -------------------- |
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May 7 2013, 10:45 PM
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Ace Attorney Group: Members Posts: 128 Joined: 13-May 09 From: QC, Philippines Member No.: 22 428 Active Squad
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*secretary uses Max Revive* I LIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE. NOW GET TO WORK!
Boss, I can't come to work today because I just killed a man, put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger, now he's dead. 
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May 8 2013, 10:53 AM
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 Pokémon Trainer Group: Members Posts: 3 Joined: 7-May 13 From: USA, USA! Member No.: 196 677 Active Squad
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WORK FROM JAIL THEN.
Boss, I can't come to work today because my car broke down! -------------------- |
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May 8 2013, 09:38 PM
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Ace Attorney Group: Members Posts: 128 Joined: 13-May 09 From: QC, Philippines Member No.: 22 428 Active Squad
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WALK.
Boss, I can't come to work today because I don't want to. -------------------- |
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