[X] My Assistant

[The Majestic Mr ...]

[01:06:54] <~Raven> i own many gundam amiibos
[01:06:58] <~Raven> except none of them are amiibos
[01:07:18] <+Ladyinwhite> lame

[01:22:15] Rhapsody has quit IRC: i haven't restarted my laptop in months and it is angry

[01:01:00] <Mirage> Row, Row, Row your boat...
[01:05:29] <~Raven> gentle down the street
[01:05:32] <~Raven> merrily merrily merrily merrily
[01:05:40] <~Raven> SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

This post has been edited by The Majestic Mr L: Nov 16 2015, 01:12 AM

[Cycloneblaze]

[00:10:47] ~<Raven> i googled madjick dick
[00:10:51] ~<Raven> and i didnt get anything nsfw
[00:10:54] ~<Raven> i'm impressed

[Lord Raven]

[19:31:10] <Ladyinwhite> (lisa's vagina)
[19:31:19] * Ladyinwhite has quit (Quit: oooooooohhhhh so that's what that does)

[Wayward Rosalind]

<Rosalind>ARE YOU READY KIDS
<Ladyinwhite>AYE AYE CAPTAIN
<Harley>AYE AYES CAPTAIN
<Harley>AYE******
<Aragarthiel>I CAN'T HEAR YO
<Harley>AYE AYE BITCH
<Harley>CAPTAIN*******

[Cycloneblaze]

[21:40:04] %<^Sam> the only unusual thing I do is wash with oil
[21:40:04] +<Ladyinwhite> you are
[21:40:04] +<Aragarthiel> Which is why you need to get in touch with your feminine side
[21:40:17] %<^Sam> well i wouldn't call it unusual but different.. aah
[21:40:26] ~<Raven> you guys hsould get in touch with your masculine side
[21:40:49] +<Ladyinwhite> what I do, is I combine 2 parts oil and 1 part sugar and do a whole body exfoliation and it's great
[21:40:59] ~<Raven> to be honest
[21:41:03] ~<Raven> the word exfoliation makes it sound like you're puking
[21:41:14] %<^Sam> what oils do you use
[21:41:16] +<Ladyinwhite> everything you say sounds like you're puking
[21:41:26] ~<Raven> wow youre so mean today
[21:41:32] %<^Sam> she is a mean girl
[21:41:35] %<^Sam>
[21:41:38] +<Ladyinwhite> you can use any oil, but I normally use canola
[21:41:39] +<Ladyinwhite>
[21:41:43] %<^Sam> fair enough
[21:41:47] ~<Raven> i use canola oil to cook
[21:41:47] ~<Raven> the fuck
[21:41:54] %<^Sam> is it non-comedonal
[21:41:55] +<Ladyinwhite> things have multiple uses Raven
[21:42:02] ~<Raven> yea like ur face
[21:42:05] +<Ladyinwhite> WOW
[21:42:07] %<^Sam> raven I wash with castor oil and grapeseed oil
[21:42:09] +<Ladyinwhite> get out
[21:42:13] * Raven (~Muhed@waka.flacco.flame) has left (ok)
[21:42:18] +<Ladyinwhite> okay ban him

[Crobat]

[23:45] <%^Sam> dick is nice for christmas though
[23:45] <%^Sam> duck
[23:45] <%^Sam> duck
[23:45] <%^Sam> DUCK
[23:45] <+Crobat> ...
[23:45] <+Crobat> xD
[23:45] <+Cycloneblaze> who's giving you that present sam

[The Majestic Mr ...]

[17:46:44] <~Raven> someone told me i was gonna get kidney stones cause iw as saying i was drinking soda
[17:46:50] <~Raven> i dunno man
[17:46:53] <~Raven> i brush my teeth after i drink soda
[17:47:06] <~Raven> and i drink lots of calcium filled beverages
[17:47:11] <~Raven> like orange juice soda
[17:47:12] <@Rhapsody> the gay agenda and yveltal have been connected
[17:47:13] <~Raven> or milk soda

[Cycloneblaze]

[21:31:30] ~<Raven> is numel primary ground or primary fire
[21:31:42] +<Cycloneblaze> ground I think
[21:31:48] ~<Raven> oh perfect
[21:31:51] ~<Raven> i can do numel and houndour
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[21:32:46] +<Serendipity> nope its primary fire
[21:32:52] <~Raven> fuckin Cycloneblaze
[21:33:20] +<Cycloneblaze> sorry I forgot to include my customary disclaimer
[21:33:28] @<Letan> oh does primary matter for the coins
[21:33:32] ~<Raven> "i talk out of my ass"

[Lord Raven]

[23:45:06] <MasterElement> GENTLEMEN, BEHOLD
[23:45:13] <Rosalind> Im not one
[23:45:21] <Aragarthiel> *gentlewomen
[23:45:29] <MasterElement> GENTLEWOMEN, ALSO BEHOLD
[23:45:40] <Raven> huh
[23:45:47] <Aragarthiel> What
[23:45:52] <Rosalind> wut
[23:46:22] * MasterElement has quit (Connection reset by peer)

[Rhapsody]

[01:37:07] <+Aragarthiel> Can I have a hug from someone
[01:37:21] <+Aragarthiel> Damn anxiety again
[01:38:19] Hank_Scorpio hugs Hank_Scorpio
[01:38:21] <~Hank_Scorpio> wait
[01:38:21] <~Hank_Scorpio> fuck
[01:38:24] <~Hank_Scorpio> that was an accident
[01:38:24] <~Hank_Scorpio> lol
[01:38:26] Hank_Scorpio hugs Aragarthiel
[01:38:36] <+Aragarthiel> Good job

if you weren't able to guess Hank_Scorpio is Raven

[Aragarthiel]

<Aragarthiel> "It’s a fact that every person diagnosed with credula cerebrum morbo will die at some point in their lives."
* Aragarthiel headdesk
<mikethepoor> ...
<mikethepoor> In other news, I heard there's a petition going around to ban dihydrogen monoxide
<Aragarthiel> Isn't that the stuff that kills 100% of people who drink it
<Aragarthiel> But it like
<Aragarthiel> Takes decades
<mikethepoor> Yup
<Aragarthiel> Yeah that stuff's DANGEROUS
<mikethepoor> Good thing I don't drink it
<Mr_L> who would drink it in the first place
<Mr_L> fuckin idiots
<Harley> whjy does it take decades to kill you
<Harley> how does it kill you
<Mr_L> I am assuming it poisons you somehow
<Mr_L> but to google, away
<Mr_L> ..........ok
<Aragarthiel> I wanted to tell you
<Mr_L> okay to be fair I wasn't even born really when this was a thing
<Mr_L> but god dammit I feel like an idiot
<Aragarthiel> It's still a thing though
<Mr_L> I've never heard of it
<Harley> oh
<Harley> ..
<Mr_L> obviously

I'm surprised that not everybody knows that joke by now.

[Cycloneblaze]

[00:48:24] <MasterElement> mr l all you gotta do is grab then jab
[00:48:40] +<Lady> ye ye ye ye
[00:49:11] +<Cycloneblaze> ye ye ye ye
[00:49:19] <MasterElement> ey ey ey ey
[00:49:26] +<Lady> ay ay ay ay
[00:49:30] <MasterElement> lmao
[00:49:35] +<Lady> b&

[Lord Raven]

[21:26:18] <Lady> and you can't get rid of us
[21:26:26] <Hank_Scorpio> Yea I can get rid of you
[21:26:34] <Ziva> run hes gonna kick u
[21:26:35] <Lady> oh yeah?
[21:26:40] <Lady> I M NOT SCARED
[21:26:42] <Ziva> hes gonna slaughter u
[21:26:58] <Ziva> lowkey cereal killer and u are a froot loop

[The Majestic Mr ...]

[21:34:56] <+MasterElement> Shouldnt there be chocobos in cloud city, not hoth?

[Master Element]

<Raven> fun fact: raven got promoted cause my wife (his mothers sister) forced me to promote him
<Raven> and because letan had a sexy time with nick at some point
<Raven> we had to keep him
<Raven> despite his incompetence
<MasterElement> lol
<Raven> wait
<Raven> FUCK
<Raven> i meant letan got promoted
<Raven> fuck

[Cycloneblaze]

[00:48:56] +<Cycloneblaze> how do you find these videos so fast
[00:49:42] ~<Raven> "gundam 00 opening scene" on youtube
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[00:49:42] ~<Porygon2> [Euklyd] "A smile is the best mask!"
[00:49:42] +<Kaitou> he keeps all gundam shows in tabs waiting to show one
[00:49:44] ~<Raven> no i dont f u
[00:49:48] <euklyd> lies
[00:49:50] <euklyd> you definitely do
[00:49:55] +<Kaitou> lmao

This post has been edited by Cycloneblaze: Jan 13 2016, 07:53 PM

[The Majestic Mr ...]

[16:34:51] <+Mr_L> long ago the three affinities lived together in harmony
[16:34:58] <Forceman> When?
[16:34:59] <SpazzingReshiram> XD
[16:35:02] <+Mr_L> then everything chaged when the wulfs attacked
[16:35:05] You have been kicked from #gtsplus by Raven

[13:46:05] <~Porygon2> [Rhapsody] If you need to learn how to talk to a lady... Ask your mum.
[13:46:15] <+Mr_L> no
[13:47:10] Rhapsody has quit IRC

[23:39:34] <Stealth_Rock> first is the worst, second is the best, third is your personal wellbeing
[23:39:35] <@Letan> that's some scary shit
[23:39:45] <Stealth_Rock> fourth is exacting revenge
[23:40:05] <~Raven> and fifth is the bitches

This post has been edited by The Majestic Mr L: Feb 10 2016, 11:53 PM

[Cycloneblaze]

[22:49:31] ~<Raven> even the 80s were different
[22:49:42] ~<Raven> MSG was MSG, zeta had one of the heaviest endings to an anime ive seen
[22:49:50] ~<Raven> ZZ was more commentary on the futility of mankind
[22:49:56] ~<Raven> and CCA was more commentary on the futility of mankind
[22:50:02] ~<Raven> then the OVAs were way different to turn-a in tone as well
[22:50:02] <Harlequin> then there is the campyness of G
[22:50:03] ~<Raven> etc
[22:50:08] ~<Raven> oh i forgot about G ~_~
[22:50:21] ~<Raven> turn-a is just so different from any anime you'll ever see
[22:50:23] ~<Raven> as well
[22:50:29] <Harlequin> How i explain G to my friends is this
[22:50:48] ~<Raven> lol
[22:50:53] ~<Raven> heres how i explain G to people in chat
[22:50:57] <Harlequin> "take gundam, make it an overthe top shonen anime like dbz"
[22:50:58] ~<Raven> THIS HAND OF MY GLOWS WITH AN AWESOME POWER
[22:51:06] ~<Raven> ITS BURNING GRIP TELLS ME TO DEFEAT YOU
[22:51:07] ~<Raven> TAKE THIS
[22:51:08] ~<Raven> MY LOVE
[22:51:09] ~<Raven> MY ANGER
[22:51:12] ~<Raven> AND ALL OF MY SORROW
[22:51:16] ~<Raven> SHINING FINGERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
[22:51:19] +<Cycloneblaze> this sounds familiar
[22:51:22] +<Crobat> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2y1TZXc5DiY ...huh
[22:51:23] ~<Raven> kick ^Sam
[22:51:25] ~<Raven> fuck
[22:51:25] %<^Sam> sounds like a fucking hormonal teenager
[22:51:26] ~<Raven> FUCK
[22:51:27] <Harlequin> Yup
[22:51:28] +<Cycloneblaze> bahahahahahhahaha
[22:51:31] * ^Sam is now known as Circumflex
[22:51:42] %<Circumflex> way to fuck that up

Raven is nothing if not predictable

[Yamper]

[22:49:31] ~<Raven> even the 80s were different
[22:49:42] ~<Raven> MSG was MSG, zeta had one of the heaviest endings to an anime ive seen
[22:49:50] ~<Raven> ZZ was more commentary on the futility of mankind
[22:49:56] ~<Raven> and CCA was more commentary on the futility of mankind
[22:50:02] ~<Raven> then the OVAs were way different to turn-a in tone as well
[22:50:02] <Harlequin> then there is the campyness of G
[22:50:03] ~<Raven> etc
[22:50:08] ~<Raven> oh i forgot about G ~_~
[22:50:21] ~<Raven> turn-a is just so different from any anime you'll ever see
[22:50:23] ~<Raven> as well
[22:50:29] <Harlequin> How i explain G to my friends is this
[22:50:48] ~<Raven> lol
[22:50:53] ~<Raven> heres how i explain G to people in chat
[22:50:57] <Harlequin> "take gundam, make it an overthe top shonen anime like dbz"
[22:50:58] ~<Raven> THIS HAND OF MY GLOWS WITH AN AWESOME POWER
[22:51:06] ~<Raven> ITS BURNING GRIP TELLS ME TO DEFEAT YOU
[22:51:07] ~<Raven> TAKE THIS
[22:51:08] ~<Raven> MY LOVE
[22:51:09] ~<Raven> MY ANGER
[22:51:12] ~<Raven> AND ALL OF MY SORROW
[22:51:16] ~<Raven> SHINING FINGERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
[22:51:19] +<Cycloneblaze> this sounds familiar
[22:51:22] +<Crobat> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2y1TZXc5DiY ...huh
[22:51:23] ~<Raven> kick ^Sam
[22:51:25] ~<Raven> fuck
[22:51:25] %<^Sam> sounds like a fucking hormonal teenager
[22:51:26] ~<Raven> FUCK
[22:51:27] <Harlequin> Yup
[22:51:28] +<Cycloneblaze> bahahahahahhahaha
[22:51:31] * ^Sam is now known as Circumflex
[22:51:42] %<Circumflex> way to fuck that up

Raven is nothing if not predictable

Predictable to fail too..

[Cycloneblaze]

[23:52:00] ~<Raven> i wish more people gave kits like
[23:52:01] ~<Raven> 7 thumbs up
[23:52:03] ~<Raven> fuck 2 thumbs up
[23:52:29] <SpazzingReshiram> i currently have nothing to do with my life
[23:53:14] +<Cycloneblaze> but for that raven youd need to build a gundam with 7 thumbs
[23:53:40] ~<Raven> hmm
[23:53:44] ~<Raven> seravee is one thumb away from that
[23:54:02] ~<Raven> http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/gundam...=20091111215052
[23:54:04] ~<Raven> makes me laugh every time

--

[01:21:59] +<Lady> NEAR
[01:22:02] +<Lady> FAR
[01:22:02] <Luigi> look sunshine
[01:22:08] +<Lady> WHERE EVERY YOU ARE
[01:22:44] +<MasterElement> every you are
[01:23:19] +<Cycloneblaze> every you are
[01:23:38] +<Lady> fuck
[01:23:48] +<Lady> english is hard
[01:23:50] ~<Raven> where every you are
[01:23:56] +<Lady> FUCK OFF

This post has been edited by Cycloneblaze: Mar 12 2016, 08:26 PM