[X] My Assistant

[Animalzz]

So i was at a church retreat singing Super Bass by Nicki Manaj. And i knew it word for word. but i didnt notice the counslor walk in. I kept singing and got to motherf****** ship ship kiss him on the lip lip and she said "what did you say" and i said "what? i said ship" i was dead seriouse. and then after sshe explained it, i still didnt understand what i said.... Then like 20 minutes later i sang it in my head and was like "OHHHHH!!!! haahahahahaha thats what i said." and im not a blonde..... haha

[Wildivlax]

Just today, in the lunch line, I paid for the small milk carton I was buying. I had a check for $25 for my lunch account thing, and just walked off without giving it to the lady. Then, I had to wait like 15 minutes before I could go back and give it to her. BTW, brunette, not blonde.

[IndigoRain]

the stupidest thing I've probably ever done...I get pissed at myself for losing something, search the whole house, flip everything upside down, then finally sit down in a huff-and realize I was holding what I was looking for in my hand the whole time. (actually I've done this a couple times already. Makes me laugh at myself, then get pissed at myself for wasting so much time and energy.)

This post has been edited by IndigoBlue: Sep 19 2011, 11:49 PM

[Judool]

In 4th grade we were playing that Current Events game, and our teacher asked a question about the location of where these lost boy scouts were found or something, and I said Atlantis. -___________- I MEANT ATLANTA, I SWEAR. That was probably wrong too, I was stupid in 4th grade. xD

And another time in 6th grade, I was walking down the hallway, and I tripped over nothing and hit my knee REALLY hard on the floor. >A< I was limping for a good portion of the day after that. :<


And I am a ginger, not blonde btw.

[NINJA WIGGLYTUFF]

Faceplanted a wall
Fell out of a tree
licked a mains socket
headbutted a wall
did a backflip off of a car (don't try it)
Managed to bite my tounge while I had my mout OPEN I swear, It was wierd...
fell out of another tree
enraged a bird at a friends house, who proceeded to chase me around the room.
stayed up late on a friday night watching a predator marathon. It was thursday and I had my sats the next day. -__-
Walked into a lampost


Y'know when you go upstairs to get something and forget what you're looking for? Literally seconds ago i went upstairs to get football boots to put in my PE bag, forgot, came back down, remembered, went upstairs and forgot, came back down, remembered, wrote it on a sticky not, went upstairs, took the boots back down. seven minutes. Sometimes It's you just look at yourself and wonder if you really are the smartest species on the planet.

[Beauty Shannon]

Oh God, I have a list a mile long.

The other night I woke myself up by literally spitting on my chest. Not drooling. I mean like hard core, projectile spitting.

Just a second ago I was typing and talking at the same time and I said 'I think sile' instead of 'I think so'. ^projectile.

[Ravenclaw3ever]

one day at school I go to my locker, get it unlocked and whack my self in the head with the door. It hurt.

[Valdas Vis]

Uh... My brother when I was like 4 or 5 was doing some lesson at this place.. I was running around everyone, suddenly decided to go outside thinking the door was open I ran into it, face first. Then... the next week I did it again, and again. At least I only did it 3 times right?

Oh.. when I was in Grade 5 the floor of the hall/assembly thing was really wet and my friend had slipped over and my partner tried to throw something to instead it fell short to very close to where my friend was, my partner came over to get it, he slipped over backwards and unintentionally kicked my the guy in the side so I came running over saying how absolute fail that was then proceeded to slip over and sprain my ankle WHILE kicking my partner in the side. o.o

I was testing to see if this aerosol can was empty, I pressed the button the wrong way so it didn't work, I then looked into the spray thing on it and pressed the button properly... So painful.

Oh and my parents had a chilly plant around the house at that time I was young and didn't know what the hell a chilly plant was.. or how much it burned when you rubbed it in your eyes or ate it.. I did both, then I drank a lot of water hoping it would fix it and tried to get water on my hands and rub the chili out it made it worse a lot worse.. It went away after a while =x

Guess that is it. Oh, I am not blond btw.

[Actinium]

Well, It mostly happens in video games ("It's over there! You just passed it! It's right in front of you!" Ah... Portal 2 and your hidden but out in the open cubes) but, the stupidest thing... Would probably... Having my intest fear of spiders make we sit on the toilet for like, 15 minutes because I saw a spider crawl out of the bathroom... It happend twice...

There really is a lot more, but that's all I can think of right now.

Edit: And don't forget my forgetfulness. I don't know how many library books I've lost (Currently missing one), plus the times I lose my video games (Can't fine PKMN Black, and I've lost Kirby Superstar Ultra). I had search for a long time today and I haven't found it! (I'm not blonde.)

This post has been edited by PokeCutie999: Sep 27 2011, 08:21 PM

[Colanopy]

Tapped somone on the back thinking it was my friend and said "yo watcha buying?" oh how embarrassed I was and the person even started laughing ._.

[BarkingChaos]

And I remember another one!

Back in middle school when everyone used those book socks (those stretchy book covers), I was trying to put one on a book that was a bit too big for the sock, and as I'm struggling to get it on the cover, it slips, and I smack myself in the face with the book.

I've also sprayed myself in the eye looking down the end of a hose wondering why the water wasn't coming out. Several times. *facepalm*

[Ritsukah]

By the far the dumbest thing I've ever done would definitely be that time my mum took me into the city to visit a doctor because I was ill for a lengthy week, and after we'd payed and finished I noticed the double doors looked like they had no glass put in them so I decided to run and "jump through" them. Turns out the glass actually was there, and I completely collided with it like the childish fool that I was. :P People stared.

Man, glass doors will forever haunt me now. Very deceiving.

[LucarioandDialga]

Okay well I'm going to add another one.

I went hiking with some friends and we made it up some pretty high hill and we began to walk down this steep hill.
My best friend and her dad were behind me and my 'friend' was in front of me.
We were all following a really small dirt trail and i began to walk faster and faster with out any control.
Before I know it, I am running down the hill and I am going so fast that I fall on my face and flip or roll on the grass.
My friends came to me and gave me my camera and phone that fell out of my pockets.
For a few days I had scratches on my face and my friends laughed on how i fell.
They're still laughing to this day ahhaa

[Ryuko]

My dad and I were working as track marshals for the Australian MotoGP. I was working on recovery, and dad was on Communication and Flags. After being screwed over the whole day Dawna and the Racing Association, my dad was raging and said to me "You know what's wrong with this whole thing? Everyone is too busy kissing each others fucking arse." Only after that, did he realize he left the com on. Why it is so funny? Because everything said on coms can be heard by everyone (Especially by Dawna and the Racing Association.) Dad later got a message back saying: "Can all track Marshals please watch their tongues."

My dad is so cool. <3

[EmmatheTiger]

oh god i am pretty sure I could not type up all the dumb stuff I've done...but a few things come to mind. I am SUPER clumsy, and I dye my hair brown, I also used to wear contacts (not colored but the kind to replace glasses) so my friends called me Bella before you know, it became stupidly popular, anyway we all wanted to see twilight...(and see how they destroyed my favorite part...yeah popcorn wa thrown at the screen) anyway it was a packed theatre with the rabid fans, the kind that gave twilight a bad name...anyway the movie ended, and my and my friends were leaving and I told my friend Carebear (YES thats her nickname, no I have no idea why we call her that) not to "pull a bella" cause she's clumsy too, AS I SAID THAT I tripped and slammed down on my knees LOUDLY! everyone heard it, as my friends laughed their butts off, I heard two fans exclaim "That's Bella!"before an older woman bringing her granddaughter asked me if I was ok and even helped me out...my friends didnt stop laughing til we were back at my house...

also im naturally a dirty blonde that has so many different shades in it I hate it...and my eyes are NOT bella brown but a lovely grey, or a light blue, or if I'm in a horrid mood really dark blue/grey


also time, at the school I moved too after the twilight/bella thing, I was in art club and we had a meeting after school and me and a few of my friends in the club were waiting for the art teacher, I was standing up looking at the landscapes the class had painted when I literally tripped and fell standing up straight when the teacher walked in...they still make fun of me...XD

and theres the daily me being on my cell phone talking to my bf and ranting about how I can't find my phone...
me: "Babe hang on I can't find my phone *tears up room*
him: "Baaaaaby girl, you're ON it"
me: ..."facepalm*

there's soo many more but I dont want to bore ya'll

[PawsrentOrigin]

I once tried to swallow a lump of spaghetti whole. Needless to say, it came back up.

[Wildivlax]

An hour ago, I was reading this thread and laughed so hard-with my lips closed but teeth open-that I spat huge globs of spit onto my computer screen, which I proceeded to wipe off my screen while laughing my ass off at myself. Nearly spat another glob or two then.

[DrMmmPie]

I had a very bad one a few years ago. I asked whats the stuff you put on after you shave? I was thinking of Nivia post shave balam, out.couldn't think of it,(had been drinking adult drinks the time)

[TinyGoldStars]

I was in school and my mechanical pencil randomly stopped working and I spent almost 10 minutes just pushing the end to get the lead to come out. I got frustrated since it didn't come out so I took the whole pencil apart and then realized it was out of lead. I then couldn't put the stupid thing back together.

Then I was at Disney World and I had a birthday pin (It wasn't really my birthday but you can snag some free stuff with it ) and some worker said, "Thanks for spending your birthday at Disney, Disney!" (my name is Disney) and I was so confused! I asked him why he said Disney twice and he had to explain to me what he meant... heh, whoops.

Has anyone lost their DS stylus but it was really in their hand the whole time? That always happens to me. XD

[Quomimi]

Stupidest thing I'VE ever done? Do you have to ask? I do stupid things every day :P

But just the other day, my family went to Springfield for my brother's check-up, and we went to a spaghetti place that was on the way there, and it was pretty quiet and empty. There was a couple sitting across from us to the left, and I was sort-of sleeping on the way there, and I started to get the slap-happy kind of way I get when I laugh at absolutely EVERYTHING anyone says. My father, started to take advantage of this and started saying random things to me to make me laugh, and I ended up snorting and spitting all over my spaghetti. It was pretty embarrasing since the couple looked at us weird.

And this other time in 7th grade, I had a huge crush on this guy in my P.E class, and we all had our names on the back of our P.E uniforms, soooo I tried to make a joke with him by saying that I forgot his name even though it was on the back of his shirt. )XD Yeah, I'm not good with guys I like. I'm totally over him now. :P

And this OTHER time in 7th grade, we had these things in the mornings where we go to different classes and do different things over three weeks (weird right?) and in one class we did comics, and there was this sample comic about dragons or whatever by some other kid, and at lunch I was talking to my friends and that comic came up and I had said "Yeah I thought that one was really stupid." And my friend across from me said "I made that." I was so ambarrased!! )XD And I didn't even realise that her name was on the bottom of ALL the pages of the comic XD XD XD


EDIT~ TinyGoldStars- I've done that before. Sometimes I'll be like, "Wait, where did I put my stylus?" I'll look all over to just discover that I was sitting on it XD

This post has been edited by quomimi: Jul 4 2012, 03:36 PM