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Posted by: purple umbreon May 16 2012, 12:31 PM

Someone has something in his soup and the next person has to solve it without removing the plate.
That person now has something in his soup. Please, think about the forum rules.
I will start.

Waiter, there is a fly in my soup.

Posted by: True Blue May 16 2012, 01:42 PM

Here's my pet frog, Lotad.

Waiter, Lotad jumped into my soup.

Posted by: SoMaPoKiTo May 16 2012, 04:58 PM

Soup of the Day: Lotad Legs (God, that sounds awful, and I mean for Lotad sad.gif)

Waiter, there is a certain familiar derpy smile in my soup.

Posted by: zerohundred May 16 2012, 06:52 PM

play opera music and it will frown

waiter, there are high grade explosives in my soup.

Posted by: SoMaPoKiTo May 16 2012, 07:20 PM

Cross the red wire with the blu-No Wait! Cut the blue wir-No Wait! Umm...Yeah! Cross the red wire with the blue wire! That should do it! *Giant Explosion*

Waiter, there is a kryptonite victim in my soup. (insert CSI Horatio joke here, if you know what I mean.)

Posted by: Monogamy May 16 2012, 09:12 PM

inserted Superman to react with it.

Waiter, there is a Reshiram in my plate.

Posted by: Slix May 16 2012, 09:15 PM

Here's my Master Ball.

Waiter, there's a Poliwag in my soup.

Posted by: Monogamy May 16 2012, 09:17 PM

Here's an Old Rod. Fish it out.

Waiter, Professor Cypress is swimming in my soup!

Posted by: SoMaPoKiTo May 16 2012, 09:29 PM

Tell her that she needs to give three new trainers their handy dandy starter Pokemon.

Waiter, a Waiter would like to battle in my soup.

Posted by: Monogamy May 16 2012, 09:33 PM



Challenge accepted.

Waiter, trainers are battling in my soup!

Posted by: SoMaPoKiTo May 16 2012, 09:42 PM

Solarbeam ALL the Pokemon, I mean "Venusaur!"

Waiter, there is a bush blocking my soup (and I don't have Cut)!

Posted by: Monogamy May 16 2012, 09:46 PM

Rub my back. I'll give you cut.

Waiter, there is a whole lot of lovin' in my soup!

Posted by: SoMaPoKiTo May 16 2012, 09:51 PM

The babes are just waiting for them.

Waiter, there are a lovely bunch of coconuts in my soup.

Posted by: Monogamy May 16 2012, 09:57 PM

What seems to be the problem? Coconuts are lovely.

Waiter, there is a piece of gum in my hair, I mean, my soup!

Posted by: SoMaPoKiTo May 16 2012, 10:11 PM

Well...looks like...you're in Double Bubble. YEEAAAAHHHH!!!!!!

Waiter, there is an Occupy Soup in my soup.

Posted by: Monogamy May 16 2012, 10:13 PM

Occupy? Let him feel the wrath of Genghis Khan!

Waiter, their grammar nazis in my soup!

Posted by: SoMaPoKiTo May 16 2012, 10:23 PM

Nein Nein Nein! It is said, "Waiter, there are Grammar Nazis in my soup!"

Waiter, there is nothing in my soup.

Posted by: Monogamy May 16 2012, 10:34 PM

Let's put something in nothing for something plus nothing must equal to something, right?

Waiter, now there is something in the soup!

Posted by: SoMaPoKiTo May 16 2012, 10:54 PM

What is it? (Couldn't resist XD)

Waiter, there is an unknown substance in my soup!

Posted by: True Blue May 17 2012, 01:55 PM

There you go! You are the first to try our new Unknown Flavor Soup!


Waiter, all of Lotad's friends are mad that he got made into soup and jumped into my soup.

Posted by: FXLDarkShadowRNR May 17 2012, 03:12 PM

waiter, there's a kid derping in my soup

Posted by: purple umbreon May 18 2012, 11:37 AM

@true blue: Don't you ike lotad soup?

@FXLDarkShadowRNR: you must also try to solve the person above you is problem.
Tim, didn't I tell you not to do that?

Waiter, there is a green subtance in my soup.

Posted by: SoMaPoKiTo May 18 2012, 04:27 PM

Me: It's Flubber!
Waiter: It's gay!
Flubber:...........BLAAAAHH!!!!

Waiter, Dr. Octagonapus is in my soup.

Posted by: Nikki101709 May 18 2012, 05:32 PM

Zoidberg, eat him.

Waiter, there's a dog in my soup.

Posted by: SoMaPoKiTo May 18 2012, 05:41 PM

*whistles* C'mon, boy! C'mon go fetch the stick! That's a good boy! Who's a good boy? You're a good boy! cat.gif

Waiter, there 's a soup in my soup.

Posted by: Durppie May 19 2012, 06:01 PM

Don't mind if I drink it, right?grin.gif

Waiter, I believe that there is this very fine gentleman -> monocle.gif allowing himself to rest within my delicious liquid meal.

Posted by: SoMaPoKiTo May 19 2012, 06:06 PM

My apologies, madam, I must have slipped in unbeknownst of myself. I shall have the waiter bring you another for compensation, no? monocle.gif

Waiter, there is a rather large number of Unown in my soup.

Posted by: zerohundred May 19 2012, 08:45 PM

Alphabet soup!!! enjoy!!

waiter, there's a dead guy in my soup!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! horrified.gif

Posted by: SoMaPoKiTo May 19 2012, 09:00 PM

Your experience for killing that enemy should be coming abouuuuut...now!
zerohundred gained 9001 EXP!
zerohundred grew to Lv. 1337!
Enjoy! o3o.gif

Waiter, there is a car parked in my soup.

Posted by: purple umbreon May 19 2012, 09:10 PM

I can park my car where I want it to.

Waiter, I am in my soup.

Posted by: SoMaPoKiTo May 19 2012, 09:15 PM

Well, just make sure you don't drop the soap in your soup bath. We all know how that ends up...:P

Waiter, there is a crushed scouter and an echoing comment on high numbers in my soup.

Posted by: zerohundred May 19 2012, 10:25 PM

then say two hundred trillion fivehundred billion twohundred million eighthundred and sixty thousand, fivehundred and thirty one in binary!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Waiter, there is a black hole in my soup! magic.gif

Posted by: SoMaPoKiTo May 19 2012, 10:31 PM

Make it go hungry!!!*

Waiter, there is an unidentified flying object in my soup.

Posted by: zerohundred May 19 2012, 11:54 PM

Take my black hole and put it in your soup.
Waiter, there's some doctor thunder in my soup! (the soda)

Posted by: SoMaPoKiTo May 20 2012, 12:05 AM

Never heard of Doctor Thunder...so I'll put some Dr. Pepper in it, too. :P

Waiter, there is a LAZOR in my soup.

Posted by: zerohundred May 20 2012, 12:09 AM

I'l just eat it 'cuz i can eat anything!!
Waiter, there is a lovesick love.gif englishman isay.gif in my soup horrified.gif!!!

Posted by: SoMaPoKiTo May 20 2012, 12:16 AM

Here, take these PEELLZ! They'll cure you of you Love status problem!

Waiter, there is a _____ in my soup.

Posted by: zerohundred May 20 2012, 12:20 AM

here is an alphabet to fill the blank
qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
waiter, ther is a nuclear weapon in my soup

Posted by: SoMaPoKiTo May 20 2012, 12:30 AM

Give it to Former President Bush; he should know what to do with "nucular" weapons.

Waiter, there is a quail in my soup.

Posted by: zerohundred May 20 2012, 12:48 AM

Here's my pet crocodile!!

Waiter, there is water from the gnages river in india in my soup!!!!!!!!!! omg.gif

Posted by: SoMaPoKiTo May 20 2012, 01:06 AM

But that's what we use to make soup...

Waiter, there is a chef in my soup.

Posted by: Marshtomp2 May 20 2012, 04:08 AM

Here's a grammar nazi to tell you its ganges not gnages.

Waiter, there is a trollface in my soup!

Posted by: FXLDarkShadowRNR May 20 2012, 11:04 AM

well swallow the trollface with your soup because He's Trouble!

Waiter, there's a waiter in my soup

Posted by: Nikki101709 May 20 2012, 11:11 AM

*give the waiter his paycheck*

Waiter, there's an iPhone in my soup.

Posted by: zerohundred May 20 2012, 11:31 AM

Here is a guide on how to hack and iphone!

waiter, ther is a random anti-integerist* numerist** in my soup!!!!!!! 3.1415926535..., 1.816..., 3/4, 435/345,
WWHHYYYYY???!!???








*integer=a whole number either positive or negative
**numerist=racist against numbers!

Posted by: Mr Spaz May 20 2012, 11:47 AM

Eat it. Now.
Waiter, there's soup in my soup!

Posted by: Nikki101709 May 20 2012, 11:50 AM

*Gives the extra soup to a hungry person*

Waiter, there's a Manaphy in my soup!

Posted by: zerohundred May 20 2012, 12:08 PM

Here is an incubator to help it hatch

waiter, there is a rift in the time space continueum in my soup.

Posted by: purple umbreon May 20 2012, 01:13 PM

Celebi is going to time travel soon.

Waiter, there is no soup.

Posted by: zerohundred May 20 2012, 01:34 PM

you can have my soup

waiter, my remaining soup is a bionuclear hazard... dumblook.gif

Posted by: porygon 1745 May 20 2012, 06:28 PM

Well then consume it to get super powers.

Waiter, there's a skunk carcass in my soup.

Posted by: SoMaPoKiTo May 21 2012, 03:18 AM

It's today's special: Roadkill Surprise!

Waiter, there is a word in my soup.

Posted by: zerohundred May 21 2012, 06:24 PM

give it to your english teacher and have them grade it

waiter, there is a missingno in my soup

Posted by: Nikki101709 May 21 2012, 06:45 PM

Sorry...it seems that your soup is glitchy. I'll have them get you a new soup.

Waiter, Jessica Simpson is in my soup.

Posted by: Freeze Shock May 22 2012, 02:41 PM

Quickly, you're having a baby. You must go to the Hospital!

Waiter there is a soup in my soup!

Posted by: Mr Spaz May 22 2012, 02:44 PM

You didn't order soup. (I already said that one)
Waiter, there's a gs,mrgrkdjgbrkntgvb fghrdkjfdk ,grt nhi fsdbk,rtyhgjrskeohyiklgtrdljho46tij6ot8yuhbl trkjgl hyoithdkm in my soup.

Posted by: purple umbreon May 22 2012, 02:51 PM

Oh, i wondered where all the letters of the dictionary where.

Waiter, there is ice in my soup.

Posted by: FXLDarkShadowRNR May 22 2012, 10:42 PM

oh at least your soup will cool down


Waiter, there's a Mod in my soup

Posted by: zerohundred May 23 2012, 06:14 PM

don't worry, she is just weeding out the trolls Wymsy.gif

waiter, there is a forum topic in my soup...

Posted by: Mr Spaz May 24 2012, 03:26 PM

Well, this the internet....
Waiter, there's an unpaid intern in my soup!

Posted by: zerohundred May 24 2012, 06:24 PM

quick, call the proffesser! srsfacts.gif

waiter, there's an old man in my soup.............

Posted by: Doodlebug2000R May 24 2012, 06:26 PM

Play some classical music and he will leave

Waiter theirs a Johnny Depp in my soup

Posted by: zerohundred May 24 2012, 06:39 PM

make a movie out of your soup!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

^_^.gif <waiter, there is an emoticon in my soup

Posted by: Mr Spaz May 24 2012, 07:27 PM

magic.gif Now it's gone
Waiter, YOU'RE in my soup.

Posted by: Doodlebug2000R May 24 2012, 07:56 PM

Give your soup a tip

Waiter, their is a Victoria Justice and Miranda Cosgrove having a Dance party in my soup

Posted by: porygon 1745 May 24 2012, 10:19 PM

It's today's special. "Nickelodeon Shows that Bore Me" Soup

Waiter, there's a Professor Birch in my soup.

Posted by: MXLRockingRepublicTTY May 24 2012, 10:23 PM

Professor Birch: "Deal With It"


Waiter, There's A Dead Body In My Soup

Posted by: porygon 1745 May 24 2012, 10:26 PM

Duh, you asked for some "serial" Nvm that was such a bad joke.

Waiter, my bad jokes are in this soup.

Posted by: MXLRockingRepublicTTY May 24 2012, 10:40 PM

Drink Your Soup And Use Those Bad Jokes


Waiter, there's a Hooker In My Soup

Posted by: zerohundred May 24 2012, 11:10 PM

heybaby.gif if u won't take her, i will...lion.gif (this is probably very innapropriate.)

waiter, there is a foriegn language in my soup.

Posted by: Doodlebug2000R May 25 2012, 05:59 AM

Than give it a English Dictionary.

Waiter, their is a cut up piece of paper in my soup.

Posted by: Ryethesuicune50 May 25 2012, 06:25 AM

Is there anything written on it?
o3o

Waiter, there's an Emperor Penguin in my soup!

Posted by: Nikki101709 May 25 2012, 10:49 AM

*lures the penguin out with a fish*

Waiter, there are sims in my soup!

Posted by: Doodlebug2000R May 25 2012, 10:52 AM

Remove them from your family.

Waiter their is a Pair of Dentures in my soup.

Posted by: Nikki101709 May 25 2012, 12:15 PM

Hey those are my granny's!

Waiter, there's the moon in my soup.

Posted by: Doodlebug2000R May 25 2012, 12:37 PM

Then put some pants on it. Oh wait its a full moon.

Waiter, their is a pokemon center in my soup.

Posted by: MXLRockingRepublicTTY May 25 2012, 02:50 PM

Quick Heal Your Pokemon In Your Soup


Waiter, There's A Big Bidoof In My Soup

Posted by: Mr Spaz May 25 2012, 03:18 PM

Step back, before you get banned...
Waiter, there's a mermaid in my soup

Posted by: porygon 1745 May 25 2012, 09:02 PM

Ariel? I've been looking all over for you. Go to your psychiatrist befire you start bawling about your divorce.

Waiter, there's a ditto in my soup.

Posted by: zerohundred May 26 2012, 12:15 AM

MY DITTO!!!!!!!!!

waiter, arnold schwartznegger is in my soup!!!!!! teehee.gif

Posted by: porygon 1745 May 26 2012, 02:22 PM

... How did he get in there?

Waiter, there is a python in my soup.

Posted by: zerohundred May 26 2012, 04:43 PM

okay, heres a glitch pokemon: add an "or" after the p and replace the "th" wiht a "g"
waiter, there is a feebas.gif in my soup

Posted by: porygon 1745 May 26 2012, 08:04 PM

the feebas slaps the waiter in the face. And after 30 minutes it's served as fish and tomato soup.

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup. (-_-2.gif well that's original)

Posted by: Mr Spaz May 27 2012, 07:49 AM

Eat it.
Waiter, you're in my soup...

Posted by: feather May 27 2012, 08:09 AM

Oh sorry, I thought it was a swimming pool. I'll get out now~

Waiter, there is a spoon in my soup!

Posted by: zerohundred May 27 2012, 11:35 AM

here is a spoon to get that spoon out! omgyay.gif uh oh, now that spoon is in there!! horrified.gif heres another and another....
so many spooons!!!! walloftext.gif
ERROR, COMPUTATIONAL OVERLOAD. RESETING.........
RESET COMPLETE. HAVE A NICE DAY! wink.gif

waiter, there is a flag in my soup..

Posted by: porygon 1745 May 27 2012, 02:12 PM

That's not soup. We're on the moon.

Waiter, there's a chef in my soup.

Posted by: zerohundred May 27 2012, 02:56 PM

cuz it not finish yet

!wAiteR, TherE be grammA Nazis In ma souP

Posted by: porygon 1745 May 27 2012, 02:59 PM

...

Waiter, there's an unidentified flying object in my soup.

Posted by: zerohundred May 27 2012, 03:34 PM

here is a book to identify it with


wiater, ther is a pokemon in my soup

Posted by: porygon 1745 May 27 2012, 08:16 PM

Porygon, what are you doing in there?

Waiter, there's a missingno. in my soup.

Posted by: zerohundred May 29 2012, 09:52 AM

soup lag: this soup doesnt exist

waiter there is a tyranitar in my soup

Posted by: Nikki101709 May 29 2012, 09:56 AM

I'll catch it!

Waiter, there's a Teddy bear in my soup

Posted by: Marshtomp2 May 29 2012, 11:21 AM

Ill add it to you bill as "Russian Steak"

Waiter there is an exam which I learn about in teh night before it in my soup

Posted by: zerohundred May 30 2012, 08:09 PM

here is all the answers to the exam. it'll cost.... coffee.gif one hundred million dollars
you better pay for that!! point.gif

waiter, the mob is in my soup.

Posted by: Wedge of the Web 1745 May 31 2012, 06:45 PM

the torches and pitchforks add flavor to the soup.

Waiter, there's my English textbook in my soup.

Posted by: zerohundred Jun 1 2012, 06:20 PM

you better save it, those thigs cost $10 million dollars!!! whyme.gif

waiter, there is a deranged psyco killer disgiused as a chef in my soup Cheffy.gif horrified.gif

Posted by: Mr Spaz Jun 1 2012, 06:23 PM

Because you didn't give him a tip.
Waiter, there's an angry Victini in my soup

Posted by: zerohundred Jun 1 2012, 07:25 PM

here is a sooth bell

waiter, there is an internet in my soup.

Posted by: Wedge of the Web 1745 Jun 1 2012, 08:28 PM

Great! So now you would have 8!

Waiter, there's Darth Vader in my soup.

Posted by: zerohundred Jun 2 2012, 06:54 PM

EPIC FAIL
I find your lack of win... disturbing
may the fail be with you


waiter, this guy> blargagh.gif is in my soup. headache.gif

Posted by: Wedge of the Web 1745 Jun 2 2012, 07:10 PM

It's to add flavor to your soup because the soup is loaded with failsauce.

Witr, thrs vwl n my sp.

Posted by: zerohundred Jun 2 2012, 07:32 PM

here is a y which can slip between being and not being a vowel to be able to retrieve the other vowels safely.

waiter all of the commas in this post fell into the soup

Posted by: Mr Spaz Jun 2 2012, 07:36 PM

And that's my problem?
Waiter, there's a Magnet in my soup

Posted by: Wedge of the Web 1745 Jun 2 2012, 10:44 PM

I'm sure you will be "attracted" with its flavor. Anybody? Okay then.

Waiter, there's an exploration in my soup.

Posted by: Zan Jun 3 2012, 01:35 PM

Well then you'd better finish it.

Waiter, there's a waiter in my soup.

Posted by: Wedge of the Web 1745 Jun 3 2012, 01:46 PM

Sorry, just testing its taste.

Waiter, there's some metal in my soup.

Posted by: Zan Jun 3 2012, 01:54 PM

Comes with some delicious oil.

Waiter there is a URL in my soup.

Posted by: Munchdon Jun 3 2012, 03:03 PM

Highlights and deletes the URL.

Waiter, there is a peculiar Troll Face in my soup that won't leave me alone.

Posted by: zerohundred Jun 3 2012, 03:06 PM

I did it for the lulz! here is a new soup


waiter, there is a onehundred in my soup.

Posted by: Fossm Jun 7 2012, 03:37 AM

Waiter, there is a cup in my soup!

...oh. Did I repeat that any other time?

Posted by: zerohundred Jun 8 2012, 03:20 PM

you now have soup to go. Enjoy!

waiter, dragon house and fly feinz are having a dubstep battle in my soup
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AonzG2Wkmtc

Posted by: strictlyninja Jun 8 2012, 10:01 PM

QUOTE(Mr Spaz @ May 24 2012, 05:27 PM) *
magic.gif Now it's gone
Waiter, YOU'RE in my soup.


Dang it. You put what I was gonna put...

Waiter, there's no soup in my soup.

Posted by: TaoGalax Jun 8 2012, 10:59 PM

It's magic!

Waiter, there's a taco in my soup.

Posted by: Nikki101709 Jun 9 2012, 11:39 AM

I love tacos! Nom nom nom

Waiter, there's a couple fighting in my soup sad.gif

Posted by: Copper Jun 9 2012, 02:22 PM

Give them a child Waiter, there's a goomba in my soup

Posted by: Mr Spaz Jun 9 2012, 02:32 PM

Jump on it.
Waiter there's a walloftext.gif in my soup.

Posted by: LM4 Jun 9 2012, 09:41 PM

Waiter, there's a bomb in my soup...

Posted by: Mr Spaz Jun 10 2012, 05:36 AM

That's because we're trying to kill you for not doing anything about the walloftext.gif in my soup
Waiter there's still a walloftext.gif in my soup.

Posted by: Copper Jun 10 2012, 05:52 AM

send it to a mental institution,Waiter theres a troll in my soup

Posted by: Lapras177 Jun 13 2012, 08:53 PM

Awwww, he likes you.
Waiter, there is a jigglypuff in my soup. Oh it's just my friend that we call jigglypuff.

Posted by: Black R0ck Sh00ter Jun 14 2012, 09:40 AM

Hey, at least you have a free Pokemon

Waiter, there's a rock in my soup

Posted by: Snowsky Jun 22 2012, 09:21 PM

*cracks it open* Now your soup is full of precious gems. That rock was a geode. 8D

Waiter, there is a pony in my soup.

Posted by: Mr Spaz Jun 23 2012, 01:24 PM

*shoots it* Now we move on with life.
Waiter, there's soup in my soup.

Posted by: Marshtomp2 Jun 23 2012, 01:38 PM

QUOTE(Snowsky @ Jun 23 2012, 02:21 AM) *
*cracks it open* Now your soup is full of precious gems. That rock was a geode. 8D

Waiter, there is a pony in my soup.


I WAS GONNA SAY THE SAME EFFIN THING!


@Nikki

Well then we shall charge you double!

Waiter, there is a Tiwlight Sparkle in my soup (Take that snowsky!)

Posted by: silverstarred Jun 23 2012, 03:27 PM

Shove a werewolf into the soup and that should take care of it.

Waiter, there is a Nyancat in my soup!

Posted by: Snowsky Jun 23 2012, 04:09 PM

*blends it into a rainbow slushie*

Waiter, there is a Pinkie Pie in my soup. 8D

Posted by: Doodlebug2000R Jun 23 2012, 04:12 PM

Bring in Apple Bloom [the person], He will take care of Her with his Apple Bloom powers.

Waiter, their is a Snowsky in my soup.

Posted by: silverstarred Jun 25 2012, 12:09 AM

Ask the sparkling vampires to attack her.

Waiter, there is a sparkle in my soup.

Posted by: Snowsky Jun 25 2012, 09:34 AM

DESTROY IT! DESTROY IT! *flare gun*

Waiter, there is an Arceus in my soup.

Posted by: Tyranisaur Jun 25 2012, 09:52 AM

Catch it with a pokeball.

Waiter, there is a black hole in my soup.

Posted by: Mr Spaz Jun 25 2012, 11:42 AM

Well, there goes the solar system.
Waiter, there's an angry Victini in my soup.

Posted by: zerohundred Jun 25 2012, 04:28 PM

here's another soothe bell

waiter, since nobody did anything about it, the http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AonzG2Wkmtc is still on in my soup

Posted by: DarkPikachu732 Jul 20 2012, 02:13 PM

Stop the battle with this hammer.

Waiter, there is a dead Pikachu in my soup.

Posted by: Nikki101709 Jul 20 2012, 02:17 PM

We shall bury that poor thing.

Waiter, laughing.gif this guy keeps laughing at the waiter.

Posted by: DarkPikachu732 Jul 20 2012, 02:22 PM

Beat him up and kick him out.

Waiter, a puppy is rolling around in my soup.

Posted by: Nikki101709 Jul 20 2012, 02:29 PM

Awww! It's so cute love.gif Look at it's wittle ears...it's covered in soup cat.gif

Waiter, there's clam chowder in my soup (gross).

Posted by: zerohundred Jul 20 2012, 04:08 PM

as the boss, i shal handel this matter quickly(like a boss) and make sure the waiter brings you the right soup this time.

waiter, the old bosses dead body is in my soup that i cannot enjoy like a boss unless the body of the man i used to work for is disposed of...

Posted by: DarkPikachu732 Jul 21 2012, 04:28 AM

We'll dispose it right away.

Waiter, there is a Pidove sleeping in my soup.

Posted by: zerohundred Jul 21 2012, 03:38 PM

that pidove is actually a ditto!!!! find the exploration item..

waiter, there is a disco ball in my soup...

Posted by: Banette Jul 21 2012, 04:05 PM

Shall I start the music, sir?

Waiter, there's a Game Boy in my soup...

Posted by: zerohundred Jul 21 2012, 05:00 PM

*steals the gameboy* mine!!!!!!

waiter, there is a magic.gif in my soup..

Posted by: purple umbreon Jul 21 2012, 05:10 PM

Harry, don't you need to go to Hogwards?

Waiter, there is an icemountain in my soup.

Posted by: zerohundred Jul 21 2012, 05:38 PM

here's a flamethrower to melt the ice!

waiter, there is a crazy person splashing my soup around crazy.gif

Posted by: Mr Spaz Jul 21 2012, 08:35 PM

Too bad. Eat it. Now.
Waiter, there is soup in my soup.

Posted by: Nikki101709 Jul 21 2012, 08:40 PM

I'm charging you extra for that!

Waiter, Pinkie Pie is in my soup!

Posted by: CrazieCocoa Jul 21 2012, 08:54 PM

Party at my place!

Waiter there's a Mew in my soup...

Posted by: Nikki101709 Jul 21 2012, 09:06 PM

What are you waiting for? Catch it!!

Waiter, there is a rotton egg in my soup.

Posted by: Prof Sabiba Jul 21 2012, 09:27 PM

It's not rotten, it's fermented - FANCY rotten egg.

Waiter, there's gasoline in my soup.

Posted by: Mr Spaz Jul 22 2012, 11:43 AM

Yeah, that's for my car.
Waiter, YOU'RE in my soup

Posted by: DarkPikachu732 Jul 22 2012, 11:53 AM

I'll make another one for you.

Waiter, there is a Ditto in my soup.

Posted by: CrazieCocoa Jul 22 2012, 02:23 PM

Today's Special: Ditto Soup

Waiter there's a thumb in my Soup...

Posted by: DarkPikachu732 Jul 23 2012, 02:49 AM

I'll take it to its rightful owner

Waiter, Zorua is eating my soup.

Posted by: Gambrinous Antiscian Jul 23 2012, 03:49 AM

That Zorua is part of the meal.

Waiter! There's a bowl in my soup!

Posted by: zerohundred Jul 23 2012, 10:41 AM

here are some high grade explosives to remove the bowl without touching the soup


waiter, there are a million pennies in my soup...................

Posted by: CrazieCocoa Jul 23 2012, 04:35 PM

Oh sorry, those are mine

Waiter there's a horse shoe in my soup...

Posted by: zerohundred Jul 23 2012, 05:43 PM

leave it in there for good luck!

waiter, there is a broken image in my soup.......................

Posted by: Durppie Jul 24 2012, 01:02 PM

Here, have this image to replace the broken one.

Waiter, there is http://mspaintadventures.wikia.com/wiki/Serenity in my soup...

Posted by: Gambrinous Antiscian Jul 26 2012, 05:43 AM

We've had numerous complaints about flies landing in our customer's soup, so we've added a live electric eel to all our soups to kill the damn things. Please return the eel to the fish-tank to your right when you've finished eating.

Waiter! *stares at the puddle on the table* You forgot to bring me a BOWL!

Posted by: zerohundred Jul 26 2012, 01:31 PM

ok *uses the force to bring a bowl from the kitchen and pull the soup out of the puddle and put it in the bowl* [/epic]

waiter, there is a stormtrooper with regrets in my soup..... (click to show)

Posted by: DarkPikachu732 Jul 27 2012, 06:11 AM

Use this Lightsaber!

Waiter, there is a angry and hungry Zapdos in my soup.

Posted by: Mr Spaz Jul 27 2012, 07:56 AM

Here's a spoon, just push it out...
Waiter, I don't have a spoon

Posted by: zerohundred Jul 27 2012, 12:22 PM

*you look to your feet and find...
A TWISTED SPOON!!*

waiter, mr. spaz is in my soup...

Posted by: DarkPikachu732 Jul 27 2012, 12:50 PM

A wild Mr Spaz appeared! Rayquaza used Hyper Beam!

Waiter, there is a Rainbow Dash in my soup

Posted by: Terezi Pyrope Aug 30 2012, 05:06 PM

Rainbows you say...
*attatches Nyan Cat to rainbows*

Waiter, theres a meme in my soup

Posted by: Mr Spaz Aug 31 2012, 10:55 AM

@DarkPikachu: It Has No Effect!
On Topic:
Waiter, there's soup in my soup

Posted by: flaming lion Aug 31 2012, 12:18 PM

well no problem then

:trollface:

Waiter, there is a wild chicken in my soup

Posted by: zerohundred Aug 31 2012, 06:40 PM

good thing we're in KFC lion.gif

waiter, there's no more soup left after i gobbled it all up in my soup

Posted by: Terezi Pyrope Aug 31 2012, 09:34 PM

*removes air in bowl and fills it with soup*

waiter there is a Portal gun in my soup

Posted by: Inkwolf Sep 5 2012, 11:43 PM

Here, make it disappear with this other Portal gun.

Waiter, my Uncle Bob is bathing in my soup. Ew.

Posted by: Mr Spaz Sep 7 2012, 09:48 PM

No refunds. I don't care how much he urinates in it.
Waiter, there's no soup in my soup.

Posted by: flaming lion Sep 9 2012, 10:46 AM

now then how about a special soup the will never go away?

:trollface:

Waiter there is an elite in my soup!!!!!

Posted by: erichumshadow Oct 4 2012, 04:06 PM

Here you will need this team of level 100 pokemon, about 50 max potions, 90 revives.

Waiter there is an emoticon in my soup

Posted by: CrazieCocoa Oct 17 2012, 04:39 PM

awesome.gif Oh sorry, our last costumer left it in there...

Waiter! There's a toe in my soup!

Posted by: Durppie Oct 17 2012, 07:00 PM

*feeds the toe to a Kyurem*

Waiter, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is in my soup.

Posted by: Miss Anthropy Oct 24 2012, 08:19 PM

Main Course: Flying Spaghetti Monster

Waiter, there's a Lugia in my soup.

Posted by: Prof Sabiba Nov 2 2012, 07:53 PM

Oh! Sorry, I must've filled your bowl with his aquarium water. I'll take care of that shortly.

Waiter, your pants are in my soup.

Posted by: Rivet Nov 2 2012, 08:15 PM

Quite sorry ma'am, I'm an exhibitionist, you see.

Waiter, theres a dalek in my soup

Posted by: shellyoshawott Nov 2 2012, 08:19 PM

Then pour it in the bathroom sink!

Waiter, Lens in my soup singing

Posted by: Xina Chan Nov 3 2012, 01:06 AM

Hit it with a hammer until it's unconscious.

Waiter, my crush's in my soup!

Posted by: ShanaiiKiiro Nov 3 2012, 04:41 AM

Fish him out and give him a kiss ;D

Waiter, there's a soup in my soup!

Posted by: Aura Dynasty Nov 3 2012, 07:38 AM

Excuse onself and put something uneatable in it smugnod.gif

Waiter, what are you doing in my soup? Waiter, there's a waiter in my soup!

Posted by: Xina Chan Nov 3 2012, 09:06 AM

@ShanaiiKiiro
nice reply lol

@Aura
Kill the waiter and drink his/her blood as tomato juice blargagh.gif

Posted by: Aura Dynasty Nov 3 2012, 09:17 AM

Bloody mouse! Pushes xina Chan away to make the waiter a zombie.

"Waiter, there's a bloodthirtsy mouse eating your leg in my soup! xp

Posted by: shellyoshawott Nov 3 2012, 12:22 PM

QUOTE(Xina Chan @ Nov 3 2012, 01:06 AM) *
Hit it with a hammer until it's unconscious.

Waiter, my crush's in my soup!

Len is a person...

Posted by: shellyoshawott Nov 3 2012, 12:24 PM

Then feed it to a cat

Waiter someone (kaito)put ice cream in my soup and ate it

Posted by: Synchronize Nov 3 2012, 01:30 PM

Fly, there's a soup in my waiter.

Posted by: shellyoshawott Nov 3 2012, 01:33 PM

Then clean him up

Waiter, there's a doctor giving my soup a shot

Posted by: Synchronize Nov 3 2012, 01:38 PM

Stop the doctor! noes.gif Poor soup!

Waiter, there is a

in my soup!

Posted by: shellyoshawott Nov 4 2012, 11:39 AM

Great we will be gone

Waiter there's a giant cat in my soup

Posted by: Aura Dynasty Nov 4 2012, 12:03 PM

Learn it this:


And ask this:

Posted by: Terezi Pyrope Nov 4 2012, 03:40 PM

*Puts fly in soup*

Waiter, theres a frog in my soup noes.gif

Posted by: BurnedArticuno Nov 11 2012, 07:05 AM

Congratulations! You are the first person to taste our new Frog Leg Soup!

Waiter! The Distortion World is in my soup!

Posted by: The Shadow Nov 11 2012, 06:25 PM

Then go inside!

Waiter there is a Rhydon in my soup.

Posted by: Wolf Link Nov 11 2012, 06:28 PM

Don't just stand there; catch it!

Waiter, there's a loser in my soup!

Posted by: The Shadow Nov 11 2012, 06:37 PM

Let me get that mirror out of there.

Waiter there is an awesome comeback in my soup!

Posted by: Wolf Link Nov 11 2012, 06:38 PM

Too bad it wasn't yours.

Waiter there's a cat in my soup!

Posted by: The Shadow Nov 11 2012, 06:53 PM

Hooray!!!!!!

Waiter there is a spidermonkey in my soup!

Posted by: Wolf Link Nov 11 2012, 06:54 PM

Get the cat again!

Waiter, my boyfriend is cheating on me in my soup!

Posted by: The Shadow Nov 11 2012, 07:05 PM

Slap that boy silly!

Waiter there is a fight in my soup!

Posted by: Wolf Link Nov 11 2012, 07:07 PM

... Get the cat again!!

Waiter, there is a cat fight in my soup!

Posted by: The Shadow Nov 11 2012, 07:18 PM

Alright, I am getting my beautiful german sheppard Reno to deal with this.

WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF!

Meeeeeeeeeoooooow

There it is gone.

Waiter my dog is in my soup.

Posted by: Wolf Link Nov 11 2012, 07:27 PM

I'm sending in Snowflake to get it out.

Reno- Sits

Snowflake- Licks and licks and licks licks and licks licks and licks and PUKES

Waiter, there is puke in my soup! EEEEWWWW

Posted by: The Shadow Nov 11 2012, 07:42 PM

I can't see puke I just- BLUGH

Waiter there is twice the puke in my soup.

Posted by: Wolf Link Nov 11 2012, 07:53 PM

Y'know what, that's just gross.

Waiter, Rusty is in my soup!

Posted by: The Shadow Nov 11 2012, 08:11 PM

Well then get him out! Gosh do I have to do everything?!

Waiter there is an angry waiter in my soup.

Posted by: Wolf Link Nov 11 2012, 08:24 PM

Just eat around 'em!

Waiter, there is a strange dream in my soup!

Posted by: The Shadow Nov 11 2012, 08:26 PM

Here take my Munna

Waiter there is a UFO in my soup.

Posted by: Wolf Link Nov 11 2012, 08:47 PM

I'll get a robber to get that out.

Waiter, there is a finger in my soup! OH MAH GAWSH.

Posted by: The Shadow Nov 11 2012, 08:59 PM

I knew I left that somewhere...

Waiter BEN is in my soup...

Posted by: Wolf Link Nov 11 2012, 09:20 PM

I'm not fixing that.


Waiter, there's a coward in my soup.

Posted by: Hiro Dragon Nov 12 2012, 12:20 PM

Waiter, there's a MissingNo. in my soup.

Posted by: Terezi Pyrope Nov 12 2012, 08:31 PM

*BZZT* ERROR 404 NOT FOUND

Waiter, there is a BSOD in my soup

Posted by: Mr Spaz Nov 14 2012, 04:24 PM

Please restart your computer.
Waiter... *stares at puddle on table* ...I didn't get a bowl.

Posted by: The Shadow Nov 14 2012, 04:27 PM

Then go get one, what am I your mother?

Waiter there is an alternate dimention in my soup.

Posted by: Trainer AMK Nov 22 2012, 09:48 AM

Walk into the alternate dimension and have a nice day.

Waiter, there is a banana in my soup.

Posted by: Mr Spaz Dec 5 2012, 05:25 PM

It's food. What are you complaining about?
Waiter, YOU'RE in my soup.

Posted by: The Shadow Dec 5 2012, 10:20 PM

I have been told I have a good flavor

Waitor there is a British man in my soup

Posted by: shadowfireXD Dec 6 2012, 01:36 AM

Doesn't everyone want a British man?

Waiter there's a pencil in my soup

Posted by: Mr Spaz Dec 6 2012, 01:32 PM

If you look very closely, you would realize that that's a drawing, not an entree.
Waiter, there's soup in my soup! I DIDN'T ORDER SOUP!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!ONE!!!!!1!!!!1!!!!1!

Posted by: Trainer AMK Dec 6 2012, 05:38 PM

Deal with it, we're out of grilled cheese.

Waiter, there is a Pikachu in my soup.

Posted by: Snowsky Dec 10 2012, 04:40 PM

*rubs it all over your face* Indulge in the side serving of cuteness! <3

Waiter, there is soup in my soup.

Posted by: flaming lion Dec 21 2012, 11:44 PM

Well then there is no problem in that is there?

Waiter! I have a feeling that uxie is trying to make me.............umm what was talking about again?

Posted by: Metal4good Dec 23 2012, 07:23 PM

I have no idea what you're talking about.

Waiter, there's a Flygon in my soup.

Posted by: Snowsky Dec 26 2012, 12:05 PM

Some ice cubes made specially by my Glaceon ought to chill him out.

Waiter, there are pegasus feathers in my soup.

Posted by: Dupe Dec 27 2012, 06:42 PM

I see you dislike today's special.

Waiter, there's a dead guy in my soup.

Posted by: Trainer AMK Dec 30 2012, 01:59 PM

That's not a dead guy, it's a crash dummy I happened to have lying around.

Waiter, there is a giraffe in my soup.

Posted by: The Shadow Dec 30 2012, 02:00 PM

That is part of the African safari soup. You ordered it.
Waiter my menu is in my soup

Posted by: SilverLugia456 Dec 30 2012, 03:01 PM

We wanted to advertise the soap special for tomorrow

waiter there is ice cream in my soap

Posted by: Giroro Dec 30 2012, 06:50 PM

Waiter there is an epic face in my soup. GET IT OUT!!!

Posted by: The Shadow Dec 30 2012, 07:14 PM

Reading the rules keeps that away.

Waiter there is a noob in my soup...

Posted by: Trainer AMK Jan 2 2013, 08:03 PM

Tell him not to play Minecraft.

Waiter, my homework is in my soup.

Posted by: Mr Spaz Jan 3 2013, 03:03 PM

I'm not your waiter. I'm your teacher. *stamps big red F on your face*
Waiter, the plague is in my soup.

Posted by: Frozen Wind Jan 3 2013, 03:05 PM

Expect to be a zombie when you wake up, maybe one in World War Z?

Waiter, there is a Honest Kid in my soup.

Posted by: Sillyi7 Jan 6 2013, 12:17 PM

Ask the kid why he is in your soup, and he should answer Honestly. Or just give him some Honest Tea and the overloading of honesty should K.O. him.

Waiter, there is haxx in my soup. sad.gif

Posted by: flaming lion Jan 17 2013, 09:57 PM

umm................. sorry i cant help you there

waiter there is soup inside my soup inside my soup inside my soup inside my soup inside my bowl

Posted by: The Shadow Jan 17 2013, 10:22 PM

You have soup, so what is the problem?

Waiter, there is an assassin in my soup trying to kill me.

Posted by: flaming lion Jan 18 2013, 06:22 PM

i will take care of thaat *an epic battle starts with epic music in the background*

waiter, there is a magical unicorn that keeps calling herself rainbow dash in my soup!

Posted by: Trainer AMK Feb 18 2013, 01:48 PM

Everyone knows Rainbow Dash isn't a unicorn, she's a Pegasus!

Waiter, there is beef in my soup. I ordered chicken soup!

Posted by: The Shadow Feb 18 2013, 01:49 PM

The chicken we killed metamorphed into beef. That isn't our fault.

Waiter, there is a ninja in my soup.

Posted by: zerohundred Feb 22 2013, 09:26 PM

One does not simply remove a ninja from soup!! THE NINJA REMOVE YOU!!
*The Shadow is then assasinated by the ninja*

Waiter, that ninja just cut a watermellon in half and stole my soup bowl and replaced it with half a watermellon WITHOUT FILLING THE MELLON WITH SOUP!!! noes.gif

Posted by: shellyoshawott Feb 23 2013, 09:25 PM

Then go get a new one!
Waiter, there's a tepig in my soup!

Posted by: Zer0hundred Feb 23 2013, 10:09 PM

A wild tepig appeared!!
Go kyogre.gif !
*kyogre used a random water type move*
It's super effective!
*tepig faints out of the soup*

Waiter, now kyogre is in my soup!! noes.gif

Posted by: shellyoshawott Feb 23 2013, 10:19 PM

Then use and electrode!
WAITER! AN ANNOYING PURPLE HAIRED OLD MAN SINGER IS IN MY SOUP!!!!!

Posted by: Zer0hundred Feb 23 2013, 11:51 PM

Are you tired of annoying old man singers with purple hair jumping in your soup?
WELL NO MORE!
Introducing:
ZERO000 earplugs!! made with the most revolutionary earplug technology, they are sure to make you forget al about annoying old man purple haired singers in your soup!!

waiter, theres a lame excuse for one of my employees not coming to work in my soup..

Posted by: StarNova Feb 24 2013, 09:24 AM

Then go fire them.

Waiter, there is a Red in my soup!

[Not Pokemon's Red. DF's Red.]

Posted by: Quomimi Feb 24 2013, 09:27 AM

Just poke it!

Waiter, there's a phantom in my soup!

Posted by: StarNova Feb 24 2013, 09:32 AM

Who you gonna call?


Waiter, there is a Batman in my soup!

Soup- I'M BATMAN!

Posted by: Metal4good Feb 24 2013, 09:35 AM

*Takes out deck of cards and puts Joker into soup.*

Waiter... Waiter....

The waiter is gone...

Posted by: shellyoshawott Feb 24 2013, 09:52 AM

I'M HERE!
Waiter,my cat,Kitty is in my soup.

Posted by: StarNova Feb 24 2013, 09:59 AM

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY REMOVE A CAT FROM SOUP.


Waiter, there's a Zangoose in my soup!

Posted by: Zer0hundred Feb 24 2013, 04:08 PM

*trows a seviper in your soup* that'll clear it up

waiter, theres poison in my soup

Posted by: StarNova Feb 24 2013, 07:39 PM

CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!

Waiter, there's coke instead of my soup!

Posted by: Trainer AMK Feb 25 2013, 07:12 PM

What are you complaining about? It's Coke. I would much rather have Coke than soup.

Unlike Diet Coke, which is in my soup right now... Gross.

Posted by: Zer0hundred Feb 26 2013, 02:44 PM

WHat?!?!!? diet???
*calls in the hazmat team to remove*
omg sorry *gives new soup + coke + $1million*

waiter, theres a spoiler tab in my soup!

Posted by: Trainer AMK Mar 6 2013, 09:26 PM

I'll buy it out with the $1 million you gave me. *drinks Coke*

Waiter, there's a ship in a bottle in my soup.

Posted by: Xilfer Mar 16 2013, 06:04 PM

At last, I've found the Black Pearl!

Waiter, there's a computer geek in my soup!

Posted by: flaming lion Mar 17 2013, 11:56 PM

Don't worry I just gave him a virus that would possibly blow up his computer

Waiter!!!!#$! There is a Minecraft Creeper in my soup!@!#!

Posted by: Arceus the Original Mar 19 2013, 10:23 AM

*shoots Creeper with drastically overpowered bow*


Waiter, Kirby is in my soup!

Posted by: The Shadow Mar 19 2013, 10:35 AM

He must have soup powers then. Eat him.

Waiter, Ash Ketchum keeps trying to catch my soup...

Posted by: Arceus the Original Mar 21 2013, 11:55 AM

Heeeeey! Ash! Over here! Ah, it's you! There's a rare Pokemon about 1000 miles to the South!


Waiter, there's a liquid in my soup!

Posted by: Disgracik Mar 26 2013, 05:42 PM

Liquid is much better than nothing, don't you agree sir?

Waiter, there is a naked girl in my soup!

Posted by: Arceus the Original Mar 26 2013, 09:23 PM

I am afraid that your soup is over there. This is the bathtub.

Waiter, there is a fly in my soup!

Posted by: Trainer AMK Apr 7 2013, 10:58 AM

Okay, let me get rid of that. *puts a spider in soup* Oh, dear, now a spider's in your soup. *puts a bird in soup* Dang it, now there's a bird in your soup. *puts cat in soup* etc.

Waiter, there is a nursery rhyme in my soup.

Posted by: Elegant Elephant Apr 7 2013, 11:10 AM

Soup had a little nursery rhyme,
whose waiter was white as snow.

And everywhere that Waiter went,
the customers were sure to go.

It followed her to the soup one day
which was against the rule.

It made the clientage laugh and play,
to see a nursery rhyme at soup.

----//----

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Posted by: SilverLugia456 Apr 7 2013, 12:07 PM

I didn't think the soup had a skipping record

Waiter there is pen in my soup

Posted by: Zer0hundred May 6 2013, 07:24 PM

just press this button here and... *pen explodes*
*takes the now inkless pen out*
you now have ink soup! ^^


waiter, there is a typhlosion.gif in my soup!

Posted by: Persephone May 6 2013, 10:13 PM

*hands you a pokeball* Catch it! Be the very best like no one ever was!

Waiter, there's a lawyer in my soup.

Posted by: Zer0hundred May 6 2013, 10:23 PM

isay.gif HEY lawyer! coffee.gif it says here that that is a violation of my clients constitutional right to eat soup without people just randomly mozying on in whenever they feel like it! This is what our country was founded to be free of, and here you are just violating it all over the place! Who do you think you are, random lawyer? You should be ashamed of yourself!! srsbsns.gif
*scares lawyer out of the soup* cool.gif


waiter, there's a fire in my soup...

Posted by: Persephone May 7 2013, 09:26 AM

*hands you a fire extinguisher* Put it out! This is an essential part of your training so we can beat the Huns! (Be a man) You must be swift as a coursing river (Be a man) With all the force of a great typhoon (Be a man) With all the strength of a raging fire MYSTERIOUS AS THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOOOOOOOOON

Waiter, there's a Chinese army general in my soup.

(I rewatched Mulan today for the 23423429820th time I am sorry)

Posted by: Zer0hundred May 7 2013, 06:41 PM

*uses the magic of google translate to give him directions*
turns out his stupid gps sent him to a soup bowl instead of a meeting he's suposed to be in right now

waiter, theres a 0 in my soup...

Posted by: Persephone May 7 2013, 10:53 PM

Here's a calculator, divide by zero!
*soup explodes*
Congratulations! Your Soup evolved into a Nuclear Explosion!

Waiter, there's a toupee in my soup.


Posted by: 10shadow May 8 2013, 10:51 AM

Oh, sorry, that must had belong to the head chef. Get it? Head Chef? Toupee?

Waiter, there's a Lucario in my soup! And it's using Aura Sphere!

Posted by: Persephone May 8 2013, 09:49 PM

A wild Lucario appeared!
Waiter sent out Goku!
Wild Lucario used Aura Sphere!
It's not very effective...
Goku used KAMEHAMEHA
It's super effective! http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=E3dj3TJ1r9A#!
Wild Lucario fainted...
Waiter demands a tip from the customer.

Waiter, the Empire State Building is in my soup.

Posted by: Zer0hundred May 9 2013, 06:16 PM

alright, alright, who stole my palkia this time! >.>
*steals palkia back and teleports the empire stat building back were it belongs and yes i meant to say stat*
and now... *demands a tip*

waiter, theres a tip in my soup!

Posted by: Persephone May 10 2013, 01:45 AM

Oh, sorry. That must be the fat lady's Meowth scattering Pay Day coins all over the place. Let me remove those for you *takes out coins with ladle* Thanks for the tip! *runs off with coins before customer can react*

Waiter, Ghetsis is in my soup.

Posted by: dragonowl21 May 12 2013, 12:16 AM

Well, this time, there are two options. Either you can use the convenietly placed noose in your signature, or, if you wish to be more humane, here's N, who I just told that his adoptive father has been using him to take over the world. Enjoy!

Waiter, there is no capital N in my alphabet soup.

Posted by: Persephone May 12 2013, 12:57 AM

Sorry, N must have grabbed all the N letters when I called him. *grabs some trainer's Unown N* Will this suffice for the missing N?

Waiter, there's a panda in my soup.

Posted by: 44Cinder44 May 12 2013, 09:56 AM

Get it back to China, yo D<

Waiter, Jade Harley jumped into my soup! (And now she's sleeping in it!)

Posted by: Arceus Awakened May 13 2013, 04:34 PM

I will hack into NetHack, steal a wand of teleportation, and teleport her to Gehennom.

Waiter, there is an enraged fire demon using my soup as a boiling hot bath.

Posted by: Zarincha Jun 19 2013, 10:20 PM

Here, let me chase him away with a few ice cubes.

Waiter, there is a picture frame in my soup.

Posted by: BabyBichu Jun 24 2013, 04:31 AM

U must be kidding its your illusion.
Well,Waiter, there is a table in my soup.

Posted by: Zer0hundred Jul 24 2013, 12:52 AM

*Has garchomp.gif use brick break to break the table into bits*
The wood adds extra flavor! grin.gif

waiter, there is a campfire in my soup.

Posted by: PokeNOM NOM NOM Jul 26 2013, 10:17 AM

It only seems like that, because of the superhot spices in the soup!

Waiter, there's a love letter in my soup!

Posted by: Zer0hundred Jul 29 2013, 04:30 PM

Yup, your seceret admirer had me deliver it! XD

Waiter, there's a dictionary in my soup.

Posted by: shellyoshawott Jul 29 2013, 04:52 PM

Thats for my student!
Waiter! There's a computer in my soup

Posted by: Zer0hundred Jul 29 2013, 05:09 PM

*has my rotom posses it and cause it to jump out of your soup*

waiter, thars a random creepy guy in my soup..

Posted by: King of the Eevees Aug 22 2013, 01:59 PM

Kick him in the nuts, then.

Waiter, there's a soup in my soup!

Posted by: Zer0hundred Aug 22 2013, 09:37 PM

hey, soup+soup=soupsoup...
and soupsoup is like soup only soupier!
so you got good soup! nod.gif

Waiter, there's a hairbrush in my soup...

Posted by: BlueLink9001 Sep 3 2013, 01:28 PM

*takes out hair dryer and gets you new soup*

waiter, theres a filthy hasn't been cleaned in 50 years portapotty in my soup!

Posted by: Leomon2004 Sep 10 2013, 01:41 PM

*Tries to get PortaPotty out of soup and fails*
Waiter there's a TARDIS in my soup.

Posted by: Snowsky Jan 18 2014, 09:53 PM

Never mind that, it's just wibbly-wobbly soupy-woupy stuff.

Waiter, there is a Karkat in my soup.

Posted by: Doge Jan 19 2014, 07:55 PM

Well at least it'll taste like candy!
Waiter, their is a moon in my soup.

Posted by: SensFAN24 Jan 19 2014, 09:28 PM

That sounds rough especially with its crater in it.

Waiter, there is a Magic School Bus in my soup.

Posted by: WaitingforthePUNchline Feb 27 2014, 07:22 PM

That's a Twinkie. And that little creature in the soup with the orange hair and weird dress is totally not Ms. Frizzle.

Waiter, there's a wand in my soup.

Posted by: Bones Feb 28 2014, 01:59 AM

Well, we wanted the soup to taste magical magic.gif

Waiter, there's a airplane in my soup!

Posted by: WaitingforthePUNchline Mar 1 2014, 11:39 AM

That's just plane crazy! There's no way an airplane can fit into that small of a bowl.

Waiter, there's a Vanilluxe in my soup!

Posted by: Shashy Mar 3 2014, 10:20 PM

Oh, that's too bad. It's probably melted by now. Waiter, there is a Banana in my soup!

Posted by: FiddleTwix Mar 4 2014, 11:52 AM

That's just in case you decide to start monkeying around.

Waiter, there's a cell phone in my soup!

Posted by: WaitingforthePUNchline Mar 4 2014, 06:27 PM

I'm pretty sure that cellular device is just food and it's... a phony kamina.gif

Waiter, there's a fork in my soup.

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