Okay, this game goes like this:
The first poster writes out a situation for the next poster (such as the next poster going to some event or place, having something happen to them, participating in something, doing something in particular, etc), and the next poster responds with a bit of bad luck that occurs as a result.
A few examples:
(Poster 1): The next poster just celebrated his/her birthday!
(Poster 2): Knowing MY luck, the cake baker forgot the sugar.
The next poster just got a new car!
(Poster 3): Knowing MY luck, all the tires were flat.
The next poster won a family cruise to the Caribbean!
(Poster 4) Knowing MY luck, there was a freak hurricane.
And so on and so forth. I'll start.
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The next poster just got a gift certificate to any store of their choice!
Knowing MY luck, the gift certificate only has $5 on it, and the cheapest thing I can buy at the store is $5.99!
The next poster finds a crisp $100 bill outside their home.
Knowing MY luck, a person would come over, and tell me it's theirs, with tears in their eyes.
That they need it to buy bread and milk for their baby, and I'd give in and 'return' it to them, whether it's theirs or not. xP
The next poster spots a rare bird in their backyard!
Knowing MY luck, it flies away before I can photograph it.
The next poster wins the lottery!
Knowing MY luck, a record number of people will also win first division and cut my winnings down dramatically.
The next poster wins free room service for a whole year!
Knowing MY luck the place would be demolished before I'd even gotten there.
The next poster receives a free plasma screen TV!
Knowing my luck, it won't work at all.
The next poster receives a new pet!
Knowing my luck, it will have a disease, i'll get bit, and die.
The next poster finds a split in half M&M.
Knowing MY luck, those are the biggest pieces in the whole bag.
The next poster has to go Good Friday shopping with their overbearing mother, the poor soul.
Knowing MY luck, i'll have to try on 500 pairs of clothes.
The next poster find a cute bunny.
Knowing MY luck, this cute bunny will die on my hands by the time I bring it to vet's.
The next poster bumps into his/her favorite celebrity.
Knowing MY luck, I snap out of my dream and feel disappointed.
The next poster gets to fly to the destination of their choice.
Knowing my luck, I'll have to take 34 planes.
The next poster just won a box of kittens!
Knowing MY luck, they would all be just plush kittens, and not the real thing...
(Since the last poster didn't provide a situation for the next one, I'll go ahead and do it. )
The next poster finds a gigantic box of chocolate at their doorstep!
Knowing my luck, the box is poison!
The next person finds a shiny pokemon.
Knowing MY luck, the shiny is owned by another player already.
The next poster gets a new iPad.
Knowing MY luck, it would be broken in two seconds.
The next poster receives a basket of bunnies! (AW, how cute!!)
Knowing MY luck, they'll have multiplied by 10 by the time they reach my doorstep while I'm not home, then they will have demolished the entire garden out the back.
The next poster gains the ability to converse with one random animal.
Knowing MY luck, then animal will be one that's already extinct.
The next poster gets a Warp Star.
Knowing MY luck, Kirby would kick my ass for 'stealing' it.
The next poster finds a bottomless bag full of Ferero Rocher chocolates!
Knowing MY luck, I ate too much of the chocolate and died.
The next poster of has an army of evil unicorns at his/her command.
Knowing MY Luck, the unicorns will turn on me, and every command I give, occurs to me.
The next poster finds a dead bird on the ground.
Knowing MY luck, the dead bird would actually be a zombie bird and kill me and eat my brains.
The next poster finds a new thread.
Knowing MY luck, it's locked.
The next poster finds a shiny Pokemon in the wild.
[Based off a rage moment for me- I found a Shiny Weedle in my third playthrough of SoulSilver... when I couldn't catch anything yet!]
Knowing MY luck, it's just a stupid Caterpie who tried to be popular by disguising itself as a shiny Weedle.
(Something similar happened to me with an Abra. It was shiny. And it used Teleport. >_>)
The next poster finds a new cherry tree right infront of them!
Knowing MY luck, I ignore it, because I hate hate HATE cherries.
A WILD MEW APPEARED!
Knowing MY luck, it's only level 5.
The next poster encounters a Deoxys!
Knowing MY luck it'll break out of the Master Ball and use Explosion.
The next poster died. That's good, right?
Knowing my luck, I'll get eaten by circus clowns.
The next poster gets to do one thing they've always dreamed about, no matter the cost involved.
knowing MY luck, the last dream i had was a nightmare.... uh oh!
the next poster gets an arceus egg!
Knowing MY luck, I accidentally release it.
Next poster gets a gift card to a sushi bar!
Knowing MY luck, I'd get served bad sushi and will be puking seafood for a week.
Next poster gets a chance to meet his/her celebrity idol!
Knowing MY luck, he'd probably chase me off for asking too many questions and begging him for his autograph.
Next poster gets a whole week of the best weather possible for their location!
knowing my luck ill also get sick
the next poster gets a master ball!
knowing my luck ill also get sick knowing MY luck this stupid lag will cause me to double post
the next poster gets a master ball!
Knowing MY luck, I'll waste it on a roaming legendary when there's multiple Legends running around.
Next poster gets their video game/PC game of choice!
knowing MY luck it'll break the moment i play it once
the next poster gets an infinite stash of max revives!
Knowing MY luck, the max revives are expired and will just kill my Pokemon T_T
Next poster gets a one-week vacation to the destination of his/her choice!
Knowing MY luck, the vacation was horrible.
The next poster gets 100 shiny Pokemon!
Knowing MY luck, they would be 100 shinies of Pokemon I dislike.
Next poster encounters his/her favorite legendary!
Knowing MY luck, it runs away before I can catch it.
Next poster gets a Legend Voucher Plus!
knowing MY luck, my computer will glitch out right then and never let me back on the internet ever again
the next poster gets infinite money!
Knowing MY luck, some assbutt will steal all my moolah and I'll become a hobo.
Next poster meets the wo/man of his/her dreams!
Knowing MY luck, he'll think I'm a total freak and dump me.
Next poster gets to go to the Pokémon Video Game Championships!
Knowing MY luck, everyone will wipe the floor with me.
Next poster becomes a famous actor/singer/writer/sports player/other.
Knowing MY luck, people will call me a plagiarist despite the fact that I don't plagiarize anything.
Next poster gets a free console/handheld of their choosing!
Knowing MY luck, it's totally broken T_T
Next poster wins a million-dollar lottery!
knowing MY luck, the whole thing wil be a scam Dx
the next poster gets the most awesome pic for their avatar ever
Knowing MY luck, someone else will use that avatar before I could.
Next poster gets a free all-you-can-eat meal!
Knowing MY luck, it would consist of urine soup and feces on a shingle, served on top of not a plate, but a urinal.
Next poster gains immortality!
Knowing MY luck, I'll outlive the zombie apocalypse and be the only one left on the planet. Frikkin zombies
The next poster got a free Ferrari!
knowing MY luck there'll be no engine DX
the next poster gets the ability to walk on walls!
Knowing MY luck, I'd get the uncontrollable ability to pass through walls aswell.
The next poster got a chicken!
Knowing MY luck, it has the bird flu.
Next poster gains a superpower of his/her choice!
Knowing MY luck, it'll only be temporary.
The next poster becomes impervious to the effects of all weather.
Knowing MY luck, that includes warmth and I freeze to death. ):
The next poster finds a Poke Ball in the street!
Knowing MY luck, it's one of those cardboard ones that sick people try and stuff baby kittens inside of and shut the lid, which locks, and has no air, then I'm accused of accidentally dropping it.
Next poster gains a Chansey that is paranoid about keeping you completely fit!
Knowing MY luck, it's going to take away my laptop and make me go outside. THE SUN, IT BURNS
plus I need to revise, Chansey!
The next poster becomes monarch of a swarm of venomous butterflies!
Knowing MY luck, they'll start a rebellion for no apparent reason and I'll get assassinated.
Next poster survives the zombie apocalypse!
Knowing MY luck, I have to watch my best friend mutate into a zombie and then die of depression.
Next poster becomes a deity!
Knowing MY luck, I'm the deity of boredom and am doomed to be bored for all eternity.
The next person finds a room filled with their very favorite beverage!
Knowing MY luck, I drown in it. In sugary, cherry deliciousness.
The next poster becomes an award-winning author!
Knowing my luck, I will begin to get writer's block and all my books flop.
The next user is going to England for a weeks paid vacation.
Knowing my luck, I will get well prepared for accident
The next user is going to Tokyo for his lover
Knowing MY luck, no one would understand me.
The next poster just caught a huge fish!
Knowing MY luck, it would slap me with its tail and swim away.
The next poster just had Nutella.
Knowing MY luck, someone probably pulled a prank on me and it probably wasn't nutella.....
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TNP gets 10 brand new cars.
Knowing MY luck, they have mechanical probelms and come at a high tax rate.
The next poster found a shiny Pokemon!
Knowing MY luck, it would be a Graveler and blow itself up.
Knowing MY luck, the poster above wont even post a scenario for me!
TNP gets a can of their favorite soda.
Knowing MY luck, it's empty.
The next poster gets a week off of school/work!
Knowing MY luck, I would be bored and have nothing to do for the whole week.
The next poster just had the TARDIS appear in front of them.
Knowing MY luck, I wouldn't even know what a TARDIS is and stare dumbly at it.
The next poster gets a house with a swimming pool in it for free
Knowing MY luck, the pool is full of piss and piranhas.
The next poster will appear on a talk show.
Knowing MY luck, it's probably one of those talk shows set up to make you look bad. Actually, I'm too sweaty to be on even the "good" talk shows (if there is such a thing).
Next poster is now hailed as the Supreme Mighty Ruler of Everything Ever!!
Knowing my luck, I will make horrendous decisions and then all of my loved ones would leave me and the Everything that I am Supreme Ruler of will rebel against me and take me down
Next poster gets to see their favourite band/artist in a private show for free!
Knowing my luck, they'll think I'm just some overly-obsessed fan and won't take anything I say seriously... even laugh at me...
(I've had nightmares about this. )
Next poster gets a free adorable puppy!
Knowing my luck, it'll love my fiancé more than me ¬_¬
Next poster wins the lottery!
Knowing my luck, I won $1 on a scratch-off ticket.
Next poster gets a real Pokemon!
Knowing my luck, it's a level 1 Magikarp...
Next poster has a superpower!
Knowing my luck, it's some useless power, like the ability to burn toast with my mind.
TNP gets a blueprint for some future tech.
Knowing MY luck, it is a futuristic self-destruction device.
The next poster can read minds for the next week!
Knowing MY Luck, when this power expires I will permanently transform into a Psychic-Type.
The next poster receives a Sky Gift.
Knowing my luck it will be a cloud that starts to rain on me.
The next poster finally manages to hatch a shiny that wasn't in their shine recorder.
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