[X] My Assistant

[Sakubo]

I have a chicken wuss and a guy who's just reached puberty in my squad! - Seifer from Final Fantasy VIII XDD
Never gets old for me. XD

[Tangy]

I started my gold version over the other day and found the most amazing quote from talking to a girl outside before you get your first pokemon:

Wow, you POKeGEAR is impressive!
Did your mom get it for you?

xDD.

[Count Bleck]

hey i have sense! I'm sensitive even! you, dragonfable

[damo279]

Nathan Drake "Ahh Crap". Every 5 seconds, its even in the new games trailer. But you gotta love him

[Dys Tuvai]

Lessee... Trying to stay away from the Mother series...

"Son of a submariner!" ~ Kefka, FF6

"AHEM. There is SAND on my BOOTS." ~ Kefka, FF6

"You sound like chapters from a self-help booklet!" ~ Kefka, FF6

"Do you think a minor thing like the end of the world could do me in?" ~ Duncan, FF6

"Don't tease the octopus, kids!" ~ Ultros, FF6.

(And speaking of FF6, the ENTIRE SCENE where Gau meets Cyan and calls him Mr. Thou. XD)

"SHUT UP AND DRINK YOUR GODDAMN TEA!" ~ Cid, FF7.

"Wait a minute! When I grow up, I'm STILL trying to take over the world? LAME!" ~ Baby Bowser, Mario and Luigi: Partners in Time.

"Did someone paint 'Taxi' on my 99?" Jaxon, Fire Fight, when asked to pick up ANOTHER informant.

"By the way... I tried poisoning, strangulation, drowning... I even listened to improvised jazz music once, but that only made me WISH I was dead..." Windle Poons, in the end of Discworld II: Missing Presumed ?! (AKA Mortality Bytes!)

"LO! Behold the majesty of the tall stone pointy things! Who knows their mystic secrets? Who cares? Not me anyhow." Rincewind, commenting on the Pyramids, Discworld 2.

"How strange! It's raining machines!" Raja, Phantasy Star 4, after the shuttle carrying the main group crashes on his temple-house.

"An droid, the droid, whatever." Raja, Phantasy Star 4, after Wren says he's not a mechanical doll but an Android.

"Shields up, weapons online... Not equipped with shields? Well, then buckle up." Terran Battlecruiser Captain, Starcraft

"In case of a water landing, you may be used as a floation device." Terran Dropship Pilot, Starcraft

"If it weren't for these damned neural implants, you'd be a smoking crater by now." Terran Marine, Starcraft

"I'm about to drop the hammer and dispense some indiscriminate justice!" Terran Arclite Siege-Tank, Starcraft.

"What IS your major malfunction?!" Terran Arclite Siege-Tank, Starcraft.

"Who set all these lab monkeys free?" Terran Explorer-Class Science Vessel, Starcraft

"Do any of you fools know how to shut off this infernal contraption?" Terran Explorer-Class Science Vessel, Starcraft

"Checklist protocol... initiated. Running level 1 diagnostic. U.S.D.A. selected. F.D.I.C. approved. Checklist completed.. S.O.B." Terran Goliath, Starcraft

"This is very interesting... but stupid." The Valkyrie Pilot, StarCraft: Brood War

<Actually, let's skip most of the 'annoyed' quotes from StarCraft, as most of those pwn)

"Even if I go to hell, I will be here until the end of the world. And if the world does not come to an end, I will destroy it with my bare hands!" Lacan, XenoGears

"The nuclear missile is fire! Down with it before timelimit!" Operation: Wolf (Yay for Engrish! ^^)

"Yeah. For you 'Irony' is 'sort of like iron', isn't it?" Rincewind, Discworld II.

"I never got the whole P.C. thing. It's not 'Tyrocks', it's 'Tyren'. Don't say 'Chicks', say 'Birds'. Don't say 'Birds', say 'Women'. I dunno. It's all a bit too complex for a simple man-of-the-air like myself." Crow the talking Bird, The Longest Journey.

And lastly, not in game but game related:

"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." Kristian Wilson, Nintendo Inc., 1989

This post has been edited by Dys Tuvai: May 14 2009, 04:41 AM

[Rukario]

Nathan Drake "Ahh Crap". Every 5 seconds, its even in the new games trailer. But you gotta love him

I love you for saying that. xD

"I'll be going now." - Originally used in Star Wars : Knights of the Old Republic for EVERY time you wanted to go, then used again in KotOR 2, then BioWare (creators of KotOR 1, by the by) used it in Mass Effect and even once in Sonic Chronicles.

[aStudyinCastiel]

"I've sent my right hand to dispose of you!"
"Your right hand comes off?"

~Salazar & Leon Kennedy; Resident Evil 4

[Karasz]

Don't know if it's funny or not.

"HA! HA! HA! I'm the king. HA! HA! HA!" ~ King Hippo from Punch-Out!

[Pokelatinum]

Some very funny Phoenix Wright/Apollo Justice lines:

-"Oh really, Ms Orly?" - Apollo Justice
-(Focus Justice! Time to take advantage of her! ... I mean, of her mistake!) -Apollo Justice
-"...we are compelled to call Ms.Orly a "big fat liar." -Apollo Justice
-"And thank you for telling us that a noodle stand sells noodles. Very enlightening." -Judge
-"OBJECTION! That was... objectionable!" - Edgeworth

[K a i t l y n RA...]

Probably, the funniest quotes in Portal come from GLADOS.

For example, she says this while talking to "you" in the game.

"[Referring to the morality core] "Maybe you should marry that thing since you love it so much. Do you want to marry it? Well I won't let you! How does that feel?"

I love GLADOS.

[Luxord]

Oh my god did he just eat my hair??- zack fair - crisis core

[Maugan]

Warcraft 3:

Priest: I have been chosen by the big metal hand in the sky!

Sorceress: For the End of the World spell, press control, alt, delete.

Dryad: I'll attract the enemy with my Human call: "I'm so wasted! I'm so wasted!

Rifleman: I shot the sheriff, and the deputy, AND YER WEE DOGGIE, TOO!

Bandit: And this one time, at bandit camp...

Necromancer: I love the dead... frequently

Priest: Side effects may include: dry mouth, nausea, vomiting, water retention, painful rectal itch, hallucination, dementia, psychosis, coma, death, and halitosis. Magic is not for everyone. Consult your doctor before use

[Xdogking]

Random Rocket Grunt in FR/LG- Little Kids shouldn't mess around with Grown-Ups, it makes Bad news!

(And now you know what goes through my head... )

[Zelkova]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFtZkcklPa8...feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54mOPGhQ7Mc...feature=related (NPC don't talk, only make sounds...So you have to read this one.)

And the best one EVER...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWbcGTgTlS4...feature=related

Only need to watch the first part on the last two...The rest is just credits

[AT Jet]

The entire fight scene with Daxter and Pecker from Jak III, including the simple way that king rusty-face ends it.

[Usagi Zakura]

Nippon Ichi-games has a lot of quote-worthy material.
But there's one character from NIS' Disgaea 3, who managed to climb the latter and become one of my favorites despite only appearing in one or two scenes and this is all he says:

Shyrone (Dead serious): "on the unlucky night of Friday of April 13. In the dead of night...did you steal my lunch money? I finally found you! My mortal enemy! How'bout you return my lunch money now?"
Almaz: "Lunch money? Who are you?"
Shyrone: "I am Diez Gentleman Shyrone the transfer! In search of my lunch money I transfer aimlessly and blame anyone! "
Sapphire: "That's pretty unfair. But at least you're aware that you're making random accusations."

Other characters gets some funny ones too. Like the introductions in the trailer:
Mao: "As of today you've joined the demons! You're my slave." (Said in-game to the poor "Unlucky hero" Almaz.)

Almaz: "I will even die for the princess! Though I'd prefer to live" (this is said in-game after said princess forbids him to die...)

Beryl: "Raspberyl's my name. But please call me Beryl. I'm a freshman at Evil Academy just like you. I'm also your childhood friend, we've been rivals from day one... I'm the heroine of this game. "
Of course you'd think Mao would know all this.... but as Beryl's friend notes afterwards:
Asuka: "You're awfully kind to costumers who are playing this for the first time."
Fourth wall? What fourth wall?

This post has been edited by Usagi Zakura: Jun 7 2009, 04:21 PM

[hottienanako]

All from HM: MFoMT (Harvest Moon: More Friends of Mineral Town). You play as a girl in this version. Guess the translators weren't paying attention. I still find them funny.

May talks to her mom on the phone.
May: The new man over at the farm is really nice ... and handsome, too!
~Actually, I'm the girl over at the farm, but May is 7, and misses her mom, so I'll forgive her

Meet Doug, the owner of the Inn.
Doug: So, you're the new lad who took over the farm?
~Noooo. I'm the new girl who took over the farm.

Give Jeff, the grocer a present.
Jeff: Thanks! You're a swell guy!
~For the last freaking time, I'm a GIRL!!

[PokeTrainer Miri]

Matt - I've been living a lie!
Gabuman - You're not a real blonde?! ~ Digimon

Tk - I dunno! Mama said never take candy or rope from strangers! ~ Digimon (Seriously... Rope? Made me laugh xD)

Izzy - Fascinating! Our bodies are being broken down into little bits of digital information! 8D ~ Digimon (As they're being ATTACKED xD )

And of course, the classic : "Well, excuuuUUUUUUUuuusssee me, Princess!~ - Link

[Wastelander]

New quotes, yes?

"I'll drive. Jak, you get on the gun! Daxter, just get in, sit down and shut up!" ~ Sig, Jak 3.

"...DRRYY!... You know what's da trouble with you Krew? You got no vision... This place could be a real swingin' joint... Hop Heg Hiven with more dancin', more mac'n, more WOMEN!..."

"I love you man..." ~ Daxter (Drunk), Jak II. Highly hilarious. xD

[TeeTop]

Something from the Paper Mario series. They like sticking humor in the games' dialogue.