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Posted by: Mega Trickster Jul 22 2007, 01:45 AM

So, post any IM convos you have with your friends here. Have at it!

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[23:41] megatrickster42: Oogh
[23:41] megatrickster42: Need more caffeine, gonna get another Pepsi.
[23:41] BidoofsAreShiney: XD
[23:41] megatrickster42: FUCK
[23:41] megatrickster42: SOUND THE ALARMS
[23:41] BidoofsAreShiney:
[23:41] megatrickster42: OUT OF PEPSI!!!11
[23:41] BidoofsAreShiney: o___o
[23:41] BidoofsAreShiney: OSHI-
[23:41] megatrickster42: *mass panic*
[23:42] megatrickster42: *world explodes, implodes, then has a time paradox*
[23:42] megatrickster42: Oof.... what year is it?
[23:42] BidoofsAreShiney: 2081
[23:43] megatrickster42: Ah.
[23:43] megatrickster42: I DEMAND SUPER WAFFLES
[23:43] megatrickster42: GIMME MY WAFFLES BITCH!!
[23:43] BidoofsAreShiney: XD
[23:43] megatrickster42: *beats with a lead pipe*
[23:43] megatrickster42: *loots and runs*

Posted by: Rubber Ducky Jul 23 2007, 05:24 AM

Jack says:
so whats your plan of action for tonights party?
Carlos says:
drink pee. repeat.
Jack says:
....
Carlos says:
I MEAN
Carlos says:
drink. pee. repeat.
Carlos says:
;;



edit: i'm Carlos by the way

Posted by: Grave Jul 23 2007, 10:11 PM

[05:20] Grave - [Oh so lonely in a room full of people.]: You, like you, yes, you, not you, but you.
[05:20] EbobHXC: Oh, me?
[05:20] Grave - [Oh so lonely in a room full of people.]: No, not you.
[05:20] EbobHXC: Oh, not me? Who then?
[05:21] EbobHXC: Me, or me?
[05:21] Grave - [Oh so lonely in a room full of people.]: Him, the one behind you.
[05:21] EbobHXC: Oh, he is subsequently me.
[05:21] Grave - [Oh so lonely in a room full of people.]: Makes sense
[05:21] EbobHXC: Very much so.
[05:22] EbobHXC: And, who is that behind you?
[05:22] Grave - [Oh so lonely in a room full of people.]: Behind me you say? That is just my personal body guard.
[05:22] EbobHXC: Fuck?!
[05:22] EbobHXC: Lucky.
[05:23] Grave - [Oh so lonely in a room full of people.]: He is under my control, or I blow up his penis with a pipe bomb.
[05:23] EbobHXC: Ouch.
[05:23] EbobHXC: I bet he'll be turned on by it.
[05:23] Grave - [Oh so lonely in a room full of people.]: Maybe.
[05:23] Grave - [Oh so lonely in a room full of people.]: I never did ask.
[05:24] Grave - [Oh so lonely in a room full of people.]: Also, your penis, won't last too much longer with the bomb I have injected directly into it.
[05:25] EbobHXC: What.
[05:25] EbobHXC: The hell.
[05:25] EbobHXC: My penis is gone.
[05:25] EbobHXC: And I'm bleeding profusely from the base of where my penis should be.
[05:26] Grave - [Oh so lonely in a room full of people.]: Yeah, my fault.

~~~~~~~

Yep, all my fault.

Posted by: Zerxer Jul 24 2007, 11:27 PM

Ramsden: Now I know why MT feels like whacking you on the head... it's for the headaches you give other people confusing them.

MT, what have you been saying behind my back? *beats* <<<<<<

Posted by: Mega Trickster Jul 24 2007, 11:31 PM

QUOTE(Zerxer @ Jul 24 2007, 09:27 PM)

Ramsden: Now I know why MT feels like whacking you on the head... it's for the headaches you give other people confusing them.

MT, what have you been saying behind my back? *beats* <<<<<<

Posted by: Dark Knight Jul 24 2007, 11:35 PM

Posted by: MCRrock3r Jul 25 2007, 11:06 PM

BreakingSmith3: Hey whats up?
David3201: NM, you?
BreakingSmith3: Spamming blue crew
David3201: Spamming. not cool man
BreakingSmith3: IDC it's fun to me
David3201: Even though it's Bradley's forum
David3201: Spamming still makes you look like a douche
Breakingsmith3: ....

Posted by: Mega Trickster Jul 30 2007, 08:40 PM

megatrickster: We should get that $60 million
megatrickster: split it even
megatrickster: Get big houses in Cornwall, England
megatrickster: Visit and annoy Ramsden
k0rrupt3dk3tt0z: YES
k0rrupt3dk3tt0z: LOL!

Posted by: BLC Aug 2 2007, 04:42 PM

[14:38] bladelordcal: Talk to me?
[14:38] zerxer: Yadda yadda yadda
[14:39] bladelordcal: Yadda yadda
[14:39] zerxer: ya-yadda
[14:39] bladelordcal: yadda yad yadda
[14:40] zerxer: o yadda??
[14:40] bladelordcal: ya yadda
[14:40] zerxer: YADDA YAD-YADDA DA DA >:o
[14:40] bladelordcal: ...My mom's not like that
[14:40] bladelordcal: x[
[14:41] bladelordcal: SO YADDA YADDA YADDA

Posted by: Mega Trickster Aug 2 2007, 10:42 PM

[20:42] MegaTrickster42: /mate reallife, internet
[20:42] Zangeese: MegaTrickster42 has breeded reallife with internet! MegaTrickster42 now has reanet! Gender: Male

[20:44] MegaTrickster42: /mate Zerxer, reallife
[20:44] Zangeese: MegaTrickster42 has breeded Zerxer with reallife! MegaTrickster42 now has zllife! Gender: Wtf.. I don't even know!

[20:46] MegaTrickster42: /mate Zerxer, 76983794
[20:46] Zangeese: MegaTrickster42 has breeded Zerxer with 76983794! MegaTrickster42 now has z94! Gender: Wtf.. I don't even know!

[20:47] MegaTrickster42: /mate Internet, a pie
[20:47] Zangeese: MegaTrickster42 has breeded Internet with a pie! MegaTrickster42 now has interapie! Gender: Male

[20:49] MegaTrickster42: /mate Zerxer, Ramsden
[20:49] Zangeese: MegaTrickster42 has breeded Zerxer with Ramsden! MegaTrickster42 now has zeen! Gender: Male

[20:51] MegaTrickster42: /mate Japan, perversion
[20:51] Zangeese: MegaTrickster42 has breeded Japan with perversion! MegaTrickster42 now has japon! Gender: Female

Posted by: BLC Aug 9 2007, 02:40 AM

[00:32] InsertFoodHerez: POOOOOOOP
[00:32] thatgirltaylor24: HAHAHAHAHA

My friends are SO mature...

Posted by: MCRrock3r Aug 14 2007, 12:49 PM

BreakingSmith3 (12:46:37 PM): Hi
BreakingSmith3 (12:46:39 PM): Hi
BreakingSmith3 (12:47:02 PM): Whats up?
BreakingSmith3 (12:47:04 PM): Whats up?
BreakingSmith3 (12:47:10 PM): Nm you?
BreakingSmith3 (12:47:12 PM): Nm you?
BreakingSmith3 (12:47:17 PM): NO WAI!!
BreakingSmith3 (12:47:19 PM): NO WAI!!
BreakingSmith3 (12:47:23 PM): YES WAI!!
BreakingSmith3 (12:47:25 PM): YES WAI!!
BreakingSmith3 (12:47:27 PM): STFU!!
BreakingSmith3 (12:47:29 PM): STFU!!
BreakingSmith3 (12:47:29 PM): NOOB!!
BreakingSmith3 (12:47:31 PM): NOOB!!
BreakingSmith3 (12:48:06 PM): UGGGH!!
BreakingSmith3 (12:48:07 PM): UGGGH!!
BreakingSmith3 (12:48:08 PM): ...
BreakingSmith3 (12:48:10 PM): ...
BreakingSmith3 (12:48:11 PM): hi.
BreakingSmith3 (12:48:14 PM): hi.

I didn't know you could IM yourself XD

Posted by: Mega Trickster Aug 15 2007, 01:31 AM

[23:28] MegaTrickster42: I'm tired, the computer isn't in my room, I'm probably not going to fall asleep for a few hours, but I concede defeat.
[23:29] darkmatterexx: Really?
[23:29] darkmatterexx: lawlz
[23:29] MegaTrickster42: Yes. I've been awake for.... what? 22 hours?
[23:29] darkmatterexx: Oi
[23:29] MegaTrickster42: Yes, you see I'm only giving up because of that.
[23:29] darkmatterexx: S'okies
[23:30] MegaTrickster42: Enjoy your victory while it lasts....
[23:30] darkmatterexx: We'll call it a draw.
[23:30] darkmatterexx: I got 12 hours of sleep last night.
[23:30] MegaTrickster42: No. You're being a lamer. You've won. I give up. I lost.
[23:30] darkmatterexx: It's not exacly fair..
[23:30] MegaTrickster42: Nothing is fair, but you've still won.
[23:30] darkmatterexx: w00t
[23:31] darkmatterexx: I guess I can handle that.
[23:31] darkmatterexx: =d
[23:31] MegaTrickster42: As I said before.... enjoy your victory while it lasts....
[23:31] darkmatterexx: Oh, I will...
[23:31] darkmatterexx: =d

Posted by: MCRrock3r Aug 16 2007, 08:20 PM

Posted by: Bulbasaur King Aug 17 2007, 07:21 PM

[16:47] zerxer: damn birthday tomorrow
[16:47] megatrickster42: Yeah.
[16:47] megatrickster42: Tomorrow you are officially a pedophile.
[16:47] zerxer: and a lazy bastard
(12:48:36 AM) megatrickster: He admits to it!
(12:48:51 AM) Dr. Samuel Ramsden: He can hardly deny it.
(12:50:04 AM) megatrickster: Now he's denying it.
(12:50:29 AM) Dr. Samuel Ramsden: It would have been better if you kept your mouth shut and just posted that on the forum.
(12:50:48 AM) megatrickster: Meh.
(12:50:48 AM) Dr. Samuel Ramsden: There's quite a large list of quotes showing his pedophiliac ways on there now.

Posted by: Mega Trickster Aug 23 2007, 03:40 PM

[13:37] zerxer: wonderbra
[13:37] megatrickster42: ....
[13:37] zerxer: wonderbread
[13:37] zerxer: wonderball
[13:37] zerxer: WONDER WONDER WHAT'S IN A WONDER BRA BALL
[13:38] megatrickster42: I wonder what the fuck is wrong with you.
[13:38] zerxer: I had some chocolate

Posted by: Pyramid Aug 23 2007, 03:59 PM

[15:57] Fishmanpwns: lets go bother snape
[15:57] Fishmanpwns: bother
[15:57] Fishmanpwns: bother
[15:57] Fishmanpwns: bother
[15:57] Fishmanpwns: bother
[15:57] Fishmanpwns: bother
[15:57] Fishmanpwns: bother
[15:57] Fishmanpwns: bother
[15:57] Fishmanpwns: bother
[15:57] Fishmanpwns: bother
[15:57] Fishmanpwns: ...
[15:57] Fishmanpwns: bother
[15:57] Fishmanpwns: *avada kedavra'd*
[15:59] *** "BidoofsAreShiney" signed off at Thu Aug 23 15:59:04 2007.

Posted by: 北海の鬼 Aug 24 2007, 05:56 PM

(11:19:41 PM) megatrickster: Zerxer is all hyped up and happy now because he's going to have cup noodles. Never seen somebody so excited to eat something that's like.... 25 cents....
(11:21:09 PM) Dr. Samuel Ramsden: I like pot noodles too.
(11:21:34 PM) megatrickster: Do you scream "omgomgomgogm" whenever you're about to have some?
(11:22:13 PM) megatrickster: The guy is staring at a stopwatch....
(11:24:22 PM) megatrickster: [15:24] zerxer: OMG *eats*
(11:24:48 PM) megatrickster: And a part of me wants these noodles to taste like crap or to take him sick.
(11:24:58 PM) megatrickster: make*
(11:36:08 PM) megatrickster: [15:35] zerxer: now all that's left is to drink the broth
[15:35] zerxer: *takes a sip*
[15:35] zerxer: ............... *falls over*
[15:35] megatrickster42: Burn your tongue?
[15:35] zerxer: no, I know to blow first
[15:35] zerxer: but omg sex
[15:35] megatrickster42: ....
[15:35] megatrickster42: *facepalm*
(11:36:38 PM) megatrickster: BLARGAGH! I really thought he got hurt, I wanted to laugh at him.
(11:38:38 PM) Dr. Samuel Ramsden: The thought of Nick sucking and swallowing his noodle is enough to turn my stomach.
(11:38:55 PM) megatrickster: .............
(11:46:01 PM) megatrickster: [15:44] zerxer: I am done eating
[15:44] zerxer: *licks lips* oh god..
[15:44] zerxer: *shiver*
[15:44] megatrickster42: What?! How can I be happy?! You're not in any sort of pain!
[15:45] zerxer: *takes fork*
[15:45] zerxer: *rams it in arm*
[15:45] megatrickster42: No, you're doing it wrong.
[15:45] megatrickster42: *takes out a knife* Come here.
[15:45] zerxer: OOOOWWWWW-AIT! some liquid from the broth from the fork is seeping into my veins!
[15:45] zerxer: OH GOD YES
[15:45] megatrickster42: .... The fuck.... *backs away*
(11:46:57 PM) megatrickster: Zerxer may very well become the reason my eye might start twitching again.
(11:48:44 PM) Dr. Samuel Ramsden: If he turns into a superhero called Ramen-Man, I'm going to fucking well make sure I'm a super-villain, so I can kill him before anyone sees him in spandex.
(11:49:00 PM) megatrickster: I'm with you.
(11:49:24 PM) megatrickster: Except I don't really pick a side for stuff like that, I stand on the border.
(11:51:43 PM) megatrickster: But we will have to make sure he never hears about that Ramen-Man thing.
(11:52:04 PM) megatrickster: Last thing we need is a super hero that's a pedophile and stupid.
(11:54:01 PM) Dr. Samuel Ramsden: I'm so sorely tempted to post this though... the idea is disturbing, but also truly hilarious.
(11:54:12 PM) megatrickster: You're right.
(11:54:16 PM) megatrickster: I am actually laughing.
(11:54:23 PM) Dr. Samuel Ramsden: Me too.
(11:54:38 PM) megatrickster: Want me to flip a coin over it?
(11:55:08 PM) Dr. Samuel Ramsden: Okay.
(11:55:13 PM) Dr. Samuel Ramsden: I pick tails.

Posted by: Zerxer Aug 24 2007, 06:00 PM

Hey! She didn't show you this part:

zerxer: it's been 8 months


I haven't had them in 8 months, I was allowed to be hyped up. Now, if you'll excuse me... *slings noodle to sides of buildings and disappears into distance*

Posted by: Mega Trickster Aug 28 2007, 12:28 AM

[22:23] wymsy: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d2/Internet_map_1024.jpg Now you can browse the Internet without getting lost with Wikipedia's new Internet Map! Buy one and start blazing around the Internet today!
[22:25] zerxer:
[22:25] zerxer: that looks sexy
[22:25] wymsy: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b9/WorldWideWebAroundWikipedia.png Wikipedia's Internet Map also includes a bonus Wikipedia Map!
[22:27] wymsy: So run out to the nearest store and buy Wikipedia's Internet Map, with bonus Wikipedia Map, for only $23.99!
[22:27] zerxer:
[22:27] zerxer: I'd still get lost

Posted by: BLC Aug 30 2007, 12:34 PM

[10:19] bladelordcal:
[10:19] zerxer: <_>
[10:19] bladelordcal: <<
[10:19] zerxer: >>
[10:19] bladelordcal: .-.
[10:19] zerxer: ._.
[10:20] bladelordcal: HEY THAR DELILAH
[10:20] zerxer: WUTZ IT LYK IN NEW YORK CITY
[10:21] bladelordcal: IMMA THOUSAND MILEZ AWAY BUT TONITE J00 LOOK SO PURTY
[10:21] zerxer: YES YOU DO
[10:21] zerxer: (u forgot "GIRL" pwntpwntpwnt)
[10:21] bladelordcal: XDDDD
[10:21] zerxer: http://www.plyrics.com/lyrics/plainwhitets/heytheredelilah.html
[10:21] zerxer: I googled
[10:21] zerxer:
[10:22] bladelordcal: XDDDDDD
[10:22] bladelordcal: rofl
[10:22] bladelordcal: Consider this posted on GTS+
[10:22] zerxer: ):

Posted by: Mega Trickster Aug 30 2007, 11:49 PM

[21:48] wymsy: hal wymsy
[21:48] SiteXero: He said that wymsy might have to kill hal.
[21:48] wymsy: hal wymsy
[21:48] SiteXero: Wymsy is better than you.
[21:48] wymsy: hal wymsy
[21:48] SiteXero: Wymsy is hawt.

Posted by: Zerxer Aug 31 2007, 01:53 AM

Zerxer: you're the pet dragon
MegaTrickster: I'm not a pet.
MegaTrickster: Blargagh.
Zerxer: *pets you*
MegaTrickster: *bites hand*
Zerxer: BAD, BAD MT. BAD. WE DON'T DO THAT. BAD. *smacks snout*
MegaTrickster: ....


MegaTrickster: I see a treasure chest! Time to go get it!
MegaTrickster: Let's see what's inside!
MegaTrickster: Take a guess.
Zerxer: Davey Jones' heart
MegaTrickster: .... I think it's some sort of fruit... but I'm not sure....
Zerxer: IT'S HIS HEART

Posted by: 北海の鬼 Aug 31 2007, 06:18 PM

(12:15:41 AM) Dr. Samuel Ramsden: Phyrro
(12:15:41 AM) SiteXero: At Cornell University they have an incredible piece of scientific equipment known as the Tunneling Electron Microscope. Now, this microscope is so powerful that by firing electrons you can actually see images of the atom, the infinitesimally minute building blocks of our universe. If I were using that microscope right now, I still wouldn't be able to locate Phyrro's wang.
(12:16:58 AM) Dr. Samuel Ramsden: I really hope Nick saves what I'm teaching this thing.

~~~

(12:23:46 AM) Dr. Samuel Ramsden: Wymsy is my friend
(12:23:46 AM) SiteXero: wymsy loves to give girls cunnilingus
(12:24:38 AM) megatrickster: ....
(12:24:40 AM) Dr. Samuel Ramsden: You never told me this before.
(12:24:57 AM) Dr. Samuel Ramsden: I swear I never told it that.
(12:25:06 AM) megatrickster: it lies
(12:25:18 AM) Dr. Samuel Ramsden: Hmm... who to believe...
(12:25:30 AM) megatrickster: ........
(12:26:54 AM) Dr. Samuel Ramsden: *snerk*
(12:27:17 AM) Dr. Samuel Ramsden: You will probably get some lesbians chasing you on GTS now.
(12:27:26 AM) megatrickster: noooo
(12:27:35 AM) Dr. Samuel Ramsden: I hope Ket sees it.
(12:30:30 AM) megatrickster: I don't feel hungry anymore
(12:31:05 AM) Dr. Samuel Ramsden: Probably from eating all those girls.

Posted by: Pyramid Sep 2 2007, 09:47 PM

[21:22] fishmanpwns: I assume you're against Regi's being available too?
[21:22] fishmanpwns: because that's something I actually saw as probable.
[21:23] the_magical_talking_cookie: I don't think so, no
[21:23] fishmanpwns: that was something I actually came up with...
[21:23] the_magical_talking_cookie: They're guardians. They should stay that way
[21:24] the_magical_talking_cookie: And they're a legendary trio just like the others
[21:24] fishmanpwns: they just sit around several corners of the earth to prevent the awakening of one or more Regigigas.
[21:25] the_magical_talking_cookie: They're still legends
[21:25] fishmanpwns: but they so clearly exist...
[21:25] the_magical_talking_cookie: LEGENDS
[21:25] fishmanpwns: the legend definition could fit for things like Mew, Celebi, and others like it...
[21:25] the_magical_talking_cookie: The legend thing could fit for all of them because that's what they arer
[21:25] the_magical_talking_cookie: are*
[21:25] fishmanpwns: but some of them that are just "there" (not like Lugia or Ho-oh "there") and commonly known.
[21:26] the_magical_talking_cookie: Give me one example
[21:26] fishmanpwns: and Dialga and Palkia existed.
[21:26] the_magical_talking_cookie: Note the use of past tense
[21:26] fishmanpwns: everyone who was literate could read books about them.
[21:26] fishmanpwns: well, they EXIST enough to capture them.
[21:26] the_magical_talking_cookie: And yet they're sealed away
[21:26] the_magical_talking_cookie: Denied
[21:26] fishmanpwns: hrm.
[21:26] fishmanpwns: Groudon and Kyogre?
[21:26] the_magical_talking_cookie: Sealed away. Denied
[21:26] fishmanpwns: they were just nappin'.
[21:27] fishmanpwns: GAH
[21:27] fishmanpwns: hrm
[21:27] fishmanpwns: Beasts
[21:27] the_magical_talking_cookie: Napping/sealed away, irregardless they are legends and remain so
[21:27] fishmanpwns: they wake up and run off.
[21:27] the_magical_talking_cookie: The beasts are just as much legends as the other sare
[21:27] the_magical_talking_cookie: They run away from humans
[21:27] fishmanpwns: HRM
[21:27] fishmanpwns: Deoxys
[21:27] the_magical_talking_cookie: They don't give them the chance to capture them
[21:27] the_magical_talking_cookie: Deoxys is from fucking space
[21:27] fishmanpwns: yus.
[21:28] the_magical_talking_cookie: He needs to stay there
[21:28] fishmanpwns: is that all?
[21:28] fishmanpwns: Meaty-UHRS
[21:28] the_magical_talking_cookie: SPACE
[21:28] fishmanpwns: WIZARD DOES THINGS
[21:28] the_magical_talking_cookie: Lightyears away from Earth
[21:28] fishmanpwns:
[21:28] fishmanpwns: hrm.
[21:28] fishmanpwns: Bird Trio
[21:29] the_magical_talking_cookie: They;re off in their areas just like the regis. They can run away if they'd like, too. They've got wings, surely they know how to use them
[21:29] fishmanpwns: nu uh
[21:29] fishmanpwns: anyway, let me think
[21:29] fishmanpwns: hrm
[21:29] fishmanpwns: Mewtwo.
[21:30] the_magical_talking_cookie: Lab experiment gone wrong, killed tons of people, hides in a fucking cave full of elite Pokemon. Not likely
[21:30] fishmanpwns: hrm
[21:30] fishmanpwns: well, not to mention
[21:30] fishmanpwns: Cinnabar Volcano pretty much haxed the Pokemon Mansion
[21:30] fishmanpwns: so all evidence is gone
[21:30] fishmanpwns: anyway...
[21:30] fishmanpwns: Lati@s
[21:31] the_magical_talking_cookie: They live on islands uninhabited or charted on any map
[21:31] fishmanpwns: one of them feels the need to fly about like a maniac.
[21:31] the_magical_talking_cookie: If he's flying like a maniac, I don't think he'll be caught
[21:31] fishmanpwns: lol nao I hear
[21:31] fishmanpwns: hrm
[21:32] fishmanpwns: Darkrai
[21:32] the_magical_talking_cookie: He's off in neverland. We can't even find him in the game yet -_-
[21:32] fishmanpwns: well, he has a scenario
[21:32] fishmanpwns: what about Shaymin?
[21:32] the_magical_talking_cookie: Can you read?
[21:32] fishmanpwns: but they both have places
[21:32] the_magical_talking_cookie: Good for them
[21:32] fishmanpwns: Darkrai is chillin at New Moon Island
[21:32] the_magical_talking_cookie: We still can't get them
[21:33] fishmanpwns: Shaymin is frolicking about in a Flowery path
[21:33] fishmanpwns: hrm, fine.
[21:33] the_magical_talking_cookie: The fact remains that WE CAN'T FIND THEM
[21:33] fishmanpwns: lolz Lucario?
[21:33] the_magical_talking_cookie: ...
[21:33] fishmanpwns: WE CAN'T FIND ANY
[21:33] fishmanpwns: FACT REMAIN-ES
[21:34] the_magical_talking_cookie: I'm not amused
[21:34] fishmanpwns: well?
[21:34] the_magical_talking_cookie: Well what?
[21:34] fishmanpwns: Lucario
[21:34] fishmanpwns: everyone seemed to think he was legendary
[21:34] the_magical_talking_cookie: Lucario isn't even a legend!
[21:34] fishmanpwns: I know
[21:34] fishmanpwns: =_+
[21:34] the_magical_talking_cookie: It's not the same thing
[21:34] fishmanpwns: but, where are they?
[21:35] the_magical_talking_cookie: Hell if I know!
[21:35] fishmanpwns: lolorre
[21:35] fishmanpwns: anyway...
[21:35] fishmanpwns: what about Rayquaza?
[21:36] the_magical_talking_cookie: Rayquaza lives at the top of a haunted tower covering several floors out in the middle of the ocean...I doubt someone would go through the trouble of doing all that for something they'll never catch
[21:36] the_magical_talking_cookie: Plus he's fucking huge and flies
[21:36] fishmanpwns: Yes, he is enormous.
[21:36] fishmanpwns: Arceus lollerz?
[21:36] the_magical_talking_cookie: I don't think every trainer carries around a masterball
[21:36] the_magical_talking_cookie: ...
[21:36] fishmanpwns: hehe
[21:37] fishmanpwns: saw that response coming
[21:37] fishmanpwns: what about Jirachi?
[21:37] the_magical_talking_cookie: He lives in people's dreams, what the hell?
[21:37] fishmanpwns: really?
[21:37] the_magical_talking_cookie: He could
[21:37] the_magical_talking_cookie: >_>
[21:38] the_magical_talking_cookie: But nobody knows where it is, either
[21:38] fishmanpwns: lol, we don't know
[21:38] the_magical_talking_cookie: That was promotional
[21:38] fishmanpwns: it's the only legendary without a scenario
[21:38] the_magical_talking_cookie: Mew
[21:38] the_magical_talking_cookie: doesn't have one, either
[21:38] fishmanpwns: Faraway Island in Emerald
[21:38] the_magical_talking_cookie: Oh
[21:38] fishmanpwns: you go to some random isle
[21:38] the_magical_talking_cookie: *doesn't have Emerald*
[21:38] fishmanpwns: and it's like lolz mew
[21:38] fishmanpwns: and it runs around in a lil forest map
[21:38] fishmanpwns: oh, and you can't get there at all
[21:38] fishmanpwns: it's event only
[21:39] fishmanpwns: and instead of giving us the real events
[21:39] the_magical_talking_cookie: Most of the tiny legendaries are event only...
[21:39] fishmanpwns: nintendo loves to just give us the legendary and ignore the preprogrammed events in the game.
[21:39] fishmanpwns: anyway, Jirachi was only obtainable through Bonus Disk and events.
[21:40] the_magical_talking_cookie: I already said that -_-
[21:40] fishmanpwns: okay okay
[21:40] fishmanpwns: uh
[21:40] fishmanpwns: Arcanine.
[21:40] the_magical_talking_cookie: lawlz ur dum
[21:40] fishmanpwns: lawls it's described as the "Legendary Pokemon"
[21:40] fishmanpwns: in the Pokey-decks.
[21:41] the_magical_talking_cookie: It's not a legendary, though, and is of a species
[21:41] the_magical_talking_cookie: It's not singular
[21:41] fishmanpwns: Heatran
[21:41] the_magical_talking_cookie: Legendary
[21:41] fishmanpwns: I wanted a humorous reason as to why it's a no, though
[21:41] fishmanpwns:
[21:41] the_magical_talking_cookie: It lives in a fucking volcano, you happy now?
[21:41] fishmanpwns: but it's got gender.
[21:42] the_magical_talking_cookie: So does Cressilia and the Latis
[21:42] fishmanpwns: but those are set
[21:42] fishmanpwns: Heatran is random
[21:42] fishmanpwns: so I guess it just sits about in a volcano masturbating?
[21:42] the_magical_talking_cookie: I guess so
[21:42] the_magical_talking_cookie: There's only one of them
[21:42] fishmanpwns:
[21:43] fishmanpwns: that would suck.
[21:43] the_magical_talking_cookie: He's the only one, so it must be so
[21:43] fishmanpwns: HRM
[21:43] fishmanpwns: Dragonite.
[21:43] the_magical_talking_cookie: Species
[21:43] fishmanpwns: their dex entries blow them completely out of proportion though
[21:43] fishmanpwns: but then again, it does that to everything
[21:44] the_magical_talking_cookie: Are you done now?
[21:44] fishmanpwns: we've covered them all.
[21:44] fishmanpwns: so yes
[21:45] fishmanpwns: time to post this awesomezor convo
[21:45] the_magical_talking_cookie: We haven't covered the fairy trio
[21:45] fishmanpwns: oh
[21:45] fishmanpwns: well
[21:45] fishmanpwns: go
[21:45] the_magical_talking_cookie: They live in lakes
[21:45] the_magical_talking_cookie: And can teleport
[21:45] fishmanpwns: well, Mesprit has a mancrush on the player character.
[21:45] the_magical_talking_cookie: Oh well
[21:45] fishmanpwns: gotta go

Posted by: Mega Trickster Sep 8 2007, 01:27 AM

[23:25] megatrickster42: Look! A Canada!
[23:25] BidoofsAreShiney: ORLY???? O_O_O
[23:25] megatrickster42: *points in random direction*
[23:25] BidoofsAreShiney: O_O_O
[23:25] megatrickster42: IT WENT THATTA WAY
[23:25] BidoofsAreShiney: *looks in random direction*
[23:25] BidoofsAreShiney: *runs in random direction*
[23:25] BidoofsAreShiney: *runs off cliff*
[23:25] megatrickster42: *snickers*
[23:26] BidoofsAreShiney: *lands and keeps on running*
[23:26] megatrickster42: ....
[23:26] megatrickster42: How long can you keep that up?
[23:26] BidoofsAreShiney: Till I find me a CANADA
[23:26] BidoofsAreShiney: :333
[23:26] megatrickster42: .... Riiight.

Posted by: Ikey Sep 9 2007, 09:58 PM

[06:01:33] <&Typhlosion> !kick Sentret
[06:01:33] * Typhlosion was kicked by Sentret (Oops! (Typhlosion))
[06:01:34] * Joins: Typhlosion (typhlosion@83E3D5C6.F6DE5C97.80B2A717.IP)
[06:01:34] * Sentret sets mode: +ao Typhlosion Typhlosion

Posted by: Zerxer Sep 11 2007, 10:17 PM

nick: did you already make a column for these IDs
Jeff: Yup.
Jeff: pokes
nick: don't poke me bitch
nick: what's the column name
Jeff: pokes
nick: STOP POKING ME
nick: WTF IS THE COLUMN
Jeff: pokes
nick: JDFJ STOP IT
Jeff: nou
nick: Warning of 'BidoofsAreShiney' not allowed.

Jeff: :333

Posted by: Hokkai No Oni Sep 13 2007, 08:27 PM

(2:09:22 AM) Mega Trickster: So yeah. Apparently somebody who owns a popular Pokemon fansite got raided by the government or something a few days ago.
(2:10:21 AM) Dr. Samuel Ramsden: And what do you mean Jeff/Nick got raided? Sounds like bullshit to me.
(2:10:28 AM) Mega Trickster: Not them
(2:10:34 AM) Mega Trickster: If SPPf would load
(2:10:36 AM) Mega Trickster: I would show you
(2:13:02 AM) Dr. Samuel Ramsden: I still think it's a load of shit, unless SPPf is run by a drug dealer (plausible) or a terrorist (also plausible, disturbingly)
(2:13:14 AM) Mega Trickster: Wasn't SPPf
(2:13:21 AM) Mega Trickster: some other site.... PPN or something.
(2:13:36 AM) Dr. Samuel Ramsden: So give me the basics.
(2:13:38 AM) Mega Trickster: But there is a thread about it on SPPf that I was reading until the server went kaput
(2:14:19 AM) Mega Trickster: That's pretty much it though.... we don't know what happened.
(2:14:32 AM) Mega Trickster: Pretty much just a cover-up story given to us that had loopholes.
(2:14:42 AM) Mega Trickster: and doesn't make sense
(2:14:44 AM) Mega Trickster: or add up
(2:15:12 AM) Dr. Samuel Ramsden: Or it was a load of shit, like I said.
(2:15:25 AM) Mega Trickster: No, something happened
(2:15:34 AM) Mega Trickster: But the person it happened to is just giving a really fishy story
(2:15:59 AM) Mega Trickster: Or something.... I don't know.... I don't remember everything I read too well....
(2:16:54 AM) Dr. Samuel Ramsden: How do you know something happened?
(2:17:16 AM) Mega Trickster: considering the site pretty much vanished and then this story comes....
(2:17:23 AM) Dr. Samuel Ramsden: "Insane Poke-terrorist drug lord's house blown up in FBI raid" in the papers.
(2:17:36 AM) Mega Trickster: Not blown up.
(2:17:47 AM) Mega Trickster: Raided, at least I think it said that...
(2:18:08 AM) Dr. Samuel Ramsden: More than likely the stupid dickhead ran out of bandwidth or accidentally deleted his site, and made up this horse hockey to liven things up and shunt the blame elsewhere.
(2:18:18 AM) Dr. Samuel Ramsden: People online are incredibly stupid and gullible.
(2:18:38 AM) Mega Trickster: Eh, it apparently happened days ago too, I just found out today
(2:18:52 AM) Dr. Samuel Ramsden: You said yourself it makes no sense, this story, so it's probably bullshit
(2:18:59 AM) Mega Trickster: But another Pokemon site is down, and people are somehow linking it all together
(2:19:13 AM) Mega Trickster: But the other site says it's down for maintainence.
(2:19:42 AM) Mega Trickster: Well the forums loaded.... into a white page.... blargagh.
(2:19:59 AM) Dr. Samuel Ramsden: Pssh. Of course... there is a conspiracy to arrest all pokemon site owners.
(2:20:19 AM) Mega Trickster: If there was, there would be tons of sites being shot down.
(2:20:27 AM) Mega Trickster: But there's not, which is why it doesn't make sense
(2:20:36 AM) Dr. Samuel Ramsden: I was being facetious.
(2:20:51 AM) Dr. Samuel Ramsden: And it makes no sense because the first one is bullshit, and the second is coincidence.
(2:23:48 AM) Dr. Samuel Ramsden: (2:22:52 AM) zerxer: brb though
(2:24:03 AM) Dr. Samuel Ramsden: Nick's trailer is being raided by the FBI! OH NOES!
(2:24:11 AM) Mega Trickster: Meh.
(2:24:30 AM) Mega Trickster: Probably for the best.

Posted by: Zerxer Sep 14 2007, 05:12 PM

(2:23:48 AM) Dr. Samuel Ramsden: (2:22:52 AM) zerxer: brb though
(2:24:03 AM) Dr. Samuel Ramsden: Nick's trailer is being raided by the FBI! OH NOES!
(2:24:11 AM) Mega Trickster: Meh.
(2:24:30 AM) Mega Trickster: Probably for the best.


Out of context!

Posted by: Mega Trickster Sep 14 2007, 10:38 PM

MegaTrickster42: Now back when online trading first started
MegaTrickster42: All we had was one club and a thread in the D/P section.
MegaTrickster42: We got through with that just fine, yes sir!
BidoofsAreShiney: lol
MegaTrickster42: Many trades handled through those two threads and PM.
MegaTrickster42: No one complained a bit!
MegaTrickster42: And now that all of the little bratlings have their "precious" English versions of the game....
MegaTrickster42: They don't like it when they don't have a board to spam up their trade threads in!
BidoofsAreShiney: You're starting to sound like an 80 year old and it's scaring me.
MegaTrickster42: Many people, including myself, were there since the beginning of online trading were rather disgusted at this.
MegaTrickster42: I know, I like doing this to people.

Posted by: King Paladin Sep 18 2007, 07:05 PM

.masterball ditto
King caught ditto for the first time!
.masterball Chuck Norris
Aeroy caught Chuck Norris for the first time!
.masterball master chief
Aeroy caught master chief for the first time!
.steal Aeroy, Chuck Norris
King has stolen Aeroy's Chuck Norris!
hey
leave it
one sec
:\
.wild Chuck Norris, BOO
King ran into a wild BOO! The wild BOO has killed King's Chuck Norris!
own3d
OH NOES I KILLED CHUCK NORRIS
.masterball, chuck norris
.masterball chuck norris
Aeroy caught chuck norris for the first time!

Posted by: Aeroy Sep 18 2007, 07:17 PM

[19:53] <King> .masterball Massachusetts
[19:53] <Unown> 4King caught Massachusetts for the first time!
03[19:54] * MegaTrickster (chatzilla@9BF1F2BC.5E1AF5E2.AF8FDC5A.IP) has joined #gtsplus
[19:54] <King> .masterball GayMarriage
[19:54] <Unown> 4King caught GayMarriage for the first time!
01[19:54] <Aeroy> oh lord
01[19:54] <Aeroy> :|
[19:54] <King> .mate Massachusetts, GayMarriage
[19:54] <Unown> 4King has breeded Massachusetts with GayMarriage! King now has massachusettgaymarriage! Gender: Male

Later....
[20:09] <King> .masterball OMG PHAILYWOOD
[20:09] <Unown> 4King caught OMG PHAILYWOOD for the first time!
01[20:09] <Aeroy> .wild gigabowser, chuck norris
[20:09] <Unown> 4Aeroy ran into a wild chuck norris! Aeroy's gigabowser has defeated the wild chuck norris! Aeroy captured chuck norris!
01[20:09] <Aeroy> woah
[20:09] <King> .wild OMG PHAILYWOOD, Piece of Lint
[20:09] <Unown> 4King ran into a wild Piece of Lint! King's OMG PHAILYWOOD has defeated the wild Piece of Lint! King captured Piece of Lint!
[20:09] <King> ...WTF!
01[20:09] <Aeroy> .masterball Magikrap
[20:09] <Unown> 4Aeroy caught Magikrap for the first time!
[20:09] <King> .wild OMG PHAILYWOOD, Bidoof
[20:09] <Unown> 4King ran into a wild Bidoof! King's OMG PHAILYWOOD has defeated the wild Bidoof! King captured Bidoof!
[20:10] <King> WHAT!?!?!
01[20:10] <Aeroy> .wild magikrap, Masterchief
[20:10] <Unown> 4Aeroy ran into a wild Masterchief! The wild Masterchief has killed Aeroy's magikrap!
01[20:10] <Aeroy> O RLY?
[20:10] <King> .wild OMG PHAILYWOOD, Magikarp
[20:10] <Unown> 4King ran into a wild Magikarp! King's OMG PHAILYWOOD has defeated the wild Magikarp! King captured Magikarp!
[20:10] <King> ...
01[20:10] <Aeroy> lol Knig
01[20:10] <Aeroy> *king
[20:10] <King> .wild OMG PHAILYWOOD, Night Terror
[20:10] <Unown> 4King ran into a wild Night Terror! The wild Night Terror has killed King's OMG PHAILYWOOD!
[20:10] <King> YES! NOTHING BEATS THE H4X OF NIGHT TERROR!
[20:11] <King> .wild Magikarp, stick
[20:11] <Unown> 4King ran into a wild stick! The wild stick has killed King's Magikarp!
01[20:11] <Aeroy> .wild Jigsaw, (Random person)
[20:11] <King> .wild Piece of Lint, stick
[20:11] <Unown> 4King ran into a wild stick! The wild stick has killed King's Piece of Lint!
01[20:11] <Aeroy> owned
01[20:11] <Aeroy>
[20:11] <King> STICK>j00
[20:11] <King> .masterball stick
[20:11] <Unown> 4King caught stick for the first time!
[20:11] <King> .stats King
[20:11] <Unown> 4King has a total of 43 Pokémon!
01[20:11] <Aeroy> .masterball Plasma Grenades
[20:11] <Unown> 4Aeroy caught Plasma Grenades for the first time!
01[20:12] <Aeroy> .stats Aeroy
[20:12] <Unown> 4Aeroy has a total of 19 Pokémon!
[20:12] <King> .steal Aeroy, Plasma Grenades
[20:12] <Unown> 4King has stolen Aeroy's Plasma Grenades!
[20:12] <King> .mate Plasma Grenades, stick
[20:12] <Unown> 4King has breeded Plasma Grenades with stick! King now has plasmagrestick! Gender: Male
01[20:12] <Aeroy> lols
01[20:12] <Aeroy> .steal King, plasmagrestick
[20:12] <Unown> 4Aeroy has stolen King's plasmagrestick!
[20:12] <King> .masterball Aeroy
[20:12] <Unown> 4King caught Aeroy for the first time!
01[20:12] <Aeroy> O.0
02[20:12] * Aeroy hits King with plasmagrestick
01[20:12] <Aeroy> BAD
[20:13] <King> LOL
[20:13] <King> .masterball Night Terror
[20:13] <Unown> 4King caught Night Terror for the first time!
[20:13] <King> YESSS!!!
[20:13] <King> .mate Night Terror, stick
[20:13] <Unown> 4King has breeded Night Terror with stick! King now has nightterk! Gender: Male
01[20:13] <Aeroy> .steal king, nightterk
[20:13] <Unown> 4Aeroy has stolen king's nightterk!
01[20:13] <Aeroy>
01[20:14] <Aeroy> .steal king, aeroy
[20:14] <Unown> 4Aeroy has stolen king's aeroy!
[20:14] <King> 0.O
01[20:14] <Aeroy> .stats Aeroy
[20:14] <Unown> 4Aeroy has a total of 21 Pokémon!
[20:14] <King> .stats King
[20:14] <Unown> 4King has a total of 45 Pokémon!
01[20:14] <Aeroy> I R TEAM ROCKET LOLZ

Posted by: King Paladin Sep 18 2007, 07:36 PM

.mate Indecent Exposure, FCC
King has breeded Indecent Exposure with FCC! King now has indecentexposcc! Gender: Female

Posted by: Mega Trickster Sep 18 2007, 07:52 PM

.steal zerxer, wallet
xero attempted to steal zerxer's wallet but it seems zerxer doesn't have wallet!
SEPHIROTH WINS
Tsk tsk.
You're poor.
.steal Jake, balls
*snickers*
Zerxer attempted to steal Jake's balls but it seems Jake doesn't have balls!
tsk tsk
LOL
you're woman
ROFLMAO
.steal zerxer, manhood
xero attempted to steal zerxer's manhood but it seems zerxer doesn't have manhood!

Posted by: Zerxer Sep 18 2007, 11:36 PM

Dammit, Aeroy. What's with all the boxes showing up for you like that? Does the text still parse as it should or did you actually just see those boxes? What client are you using? @:

Posted by: Ikey Sep 18 2007, 11:46 PM

They're color tags, when he copies stuff and pastes it onto IRC it'll take color (dark blue I believe)

[04:50:03] <&Zerxer> .steal firestarter, balls
[04:50:04] Zerxer attempted to steal firestarter's balls but it seems firestarter doesn't have balls!

Posted by: Zerxer Sep 19 2007, 12:09 AM

QUOTE(Ikey @ Sep 19 2007, 12:46 AM)

Posted by: Ikey Sep 19 2007, 05:35 AM

I reckon his client just copied them like that, since I doubt ANYONE would wanna see that. It's a feature in mIRC, but I don't even use it for the simple reason of being able to copy+paste outside IRC >_>

Posted by: Aeroy Sep 19 2007, 01:41 PM

Yeah, I see the colors as they should be. Those are from the log files.

I wish you could copy/paste straight from mIRC

EDIT: wait, you can turn that off? How?

Posted by: Ikey Sep 19 2007, 02:08 PM

QUOTE(Aeroy @ Sep 19 2007, 02:41 PM)

Posted by: Mega Trickster Sep 19 2007, 09:12 PM

megatrickster: Stand back, I'm going to MAKE FOOD!
cannibalvegetable: Right, that's smart.
cannibalvegetable: Considering what you made earlier, I think you need banning from the kitchen.
megatrickster: But I was going to make brownies
cannibalvegetable: Hmm. My point still stands.
cannibalvegetable: You'll probably tinker with them in some way.
megatrickster: No I wont!
megatrickster: Honest!
cannibalvegetable: I remain cynical.
megatrickster: Hmph.
megatrickster: I lied.
megatrickster: I added something extra in.
cannibalvegetable: There's a shocker.
megatrickster: Chocolate chip morsels!

Posted by: Zerxer Sep 20 2007, 12:43 AM

Zerxer: psh too big
MegaTrickster: Not for me *opens mouth wide*

[/outofcontext]

Posted by: King Paladin Sep 20 2007, 05:13 PM

OMG.
2 HOURS UNTIL SURVIVOR.
*** King is now known as OMGSURVIVORIN2HOURS

Posted by: BidoofsAreSassy Sep 21 2007, 12:01 PM

BidoofsAreShiney (12:57:32 PM): need moar foodz *gets chocolate and yogourt*
BidoofsAreShiney (12:57:34 PM): XD
zerxer (12:57:41 PM): I'm thinking about having a yogurt
zerxer (12:57:46 PM): blueberry
BidoofsAreShiney (12:58:46 PM): Strawberry.
zerxer (12:58:50 PM): BLUEBERRY
BidoofsAreShiney (12:58:59 PM): STRAWBERRY
zerxer (12:58:59 PM): fruit on the bottoms are the best
zerxer (12:59:03 PM): but I don't have any of those
zerxer (12:59:04 PM): ;-;
BidoofsAreShiney (12:59:05 PM): nowai
BidoofsAreShiney (12:59:08 PM): SMOOTH N FRUITY
BidoofsAreShiney (12:59:11 PM): JUST HOW I LIKE IT
zerxer (12:59:11 PM): :S
BidoofsAreShiney (12:59:12 PM):
zerxer (12:59:13 PM): DX
zerxer (12:59:16 PM): fruit on the bottom pwns though
BidoofsAreShiney (12:59:29 PM): You missed the joke there.
BidoofsAreShiney (12:59:33 PM): *emocides*
zerxer (12:59:35 PM): if you don't stir it thoroughly, you have a bunch of fruit flavor at the bottom
zerxer (12:59:46 PM): GAY
zerxer (12:59:58 PM): Mixed Berry is the best flavor

Stupid Xeroez being stupid.

Posted by: Mega Trickster Sep 22 2007, 04:09 PM

.mate mudkip, !!!!11!!!1one
MegaTrickster has breeded mudkip with !!!!11!!!1one! MegaTrickster now has mudkip!!!!11!!!1one! Gender: Female

Posted by: Emerald Wyvern Sep 22 2007, 04:20 PM

<Emerald_Wyvern> .Masterball BidoofsareSassy
<Unown> Emerald_Wyvern caught BidoofsareSassy for the first time!
<Emerald_Wyvern> .Masterball SwordsareShiney
<Unown> Emerald_Wyvern caught SwordsareShiney for the first time!
<Emerald_Wyvern> .mate BidoofsareSassy, SwordsareShiney
<Unown> Emerald_Wyvern has breeded BidoofsareSassy with SwordsareShiney! Emerald_Wyvern now has bidoofrdsareshiney! Gender: Wtf.. I don't even know!
<Emerald_Wyvern> ; SaS made love to himself.

Posted by: BidoofsAreSassy Sep 24 2007, 01:56 PM

zerxer (2:51:57 PM):
zerxer is available :33333
BidoofsAreShiney (2:52:09 PM): osht I gotta tap dat shit.
BidoofsAreShiney (2:52:14 PM): XDDDDD
BidoofsAreShiney (2:52:29 PM): *posts*

lolz

Posted by: Zerxer Sep 24 2007, 04:54 PM

<&Zerxer> I'm.. too sexy for this chat
<&Zerxer> too sexy for my nick
* Zerxer is now known as so_sexy_it_hurts
<&MegaTrickster> Nicholas the Dickless.

Posted by: King Paladin Sep 24 2007, 05:06 PM

* Zerxer needs a 360
* Zerxer is going to go emocide

* Emerald_Wyvern will laugh at the emocide.
*** Zerxer is now known as Zerxer|Emociding
* King_Paladin needs a PS3 before Soul Calibur IV comes out
* Zerxer|Emociding wants to shoot you for wanting a PS
* King_Paladin hates XBox
* Zerxer|Emociding is going to Emocide for real now because you want a PS
* Zerxer|Emociding runs off
wait
* Emerald_Wyvern may join in the emocide.
* Zerxer|Emociding grabs scissors first
* Zerxer|Emociding runs off with scissors in hands
SCIZORS
* Emerald_Wyvern shotguns the little emo kid.
* King_Paladin laughs at Zerxer's pitiful emocide attempt
*** King_Paladin is now known as King-ROFLing
* Emerald_Wyvern attempts to run. The attempt failed.
Shit!
* King-ROFLing laughs some more
lolwut

Posted by: Hokkai No Oni Oct 11 2007, 11:40 PM

(5:17:58 AM) Mega Trickster: I thought of something. The next time somebody says that they will take over the world, I'm going to IM them, asking them how exactly they're gonna do it.
(5:18:49 AM) Mega Trickster: It just seems like people try to take over the world in five steps or less.
(5:19:19 AM) Dr. Samuel Ramsden: I have a whole plan to take over the world one nation at a time over 10 to 15 years.
(5:19:45 AM) Mega Trickster: That sounds better than just a few hours.
(5:20:03 AM) Dr. Samuel Ramsden: It would work too.
(5:20:10 AM) Dr. Samuel Ramsden: It's just too much effort to bother.
(5:22:22 AM) Mega Trickster: MegaTrickster42: Do you plan to take over the world?
BidoofsAreShiney: Sure, why not.
MegaTrickster42: Okay, how exactly would you tackle such a feat?
BidoofsAreShiney: Sick MTz on them.
MegaTrickster42: ....
(5:22:57 AM) Dr. Samuel Ramsden: No wonder nobody is scared of Canada.
(5:23:46 AM) Mega Trickster: Because they want an American to do the job of taking over the world for them?
(5:24:13 AM) Dr. Samuel Ramsden: Because they think that a teenaged girl can take over the world.
(5:24:53 AM) Mega Trickster: I'd take over Canada, just to be a bitch. But I don't feel like it.
(5:25:20 AM) Dr. Samuel Ramsden: You don't want it anyway.
(5:25:29 AM) Dr. Samuel Ramsden: Cold, and half-full of French people.
(5:25:46 AM) Mega Trickster: Exactly the reason I don't really care.
(5:26:01 AM) Mega Trickster: Well, and another. The fact SaS is there.
(5:26:31 AM) Dr. Samuel Ramsden: If you're in charge you could execute, imprison or enslave him though.
(5:26:45 AM) Mega Trickster: But the choice is too hard....
(5:27:42 AM) Dr. Samuel Ramsden: Do all three. Make him a slave for a year, then put him in jail for a year, then execute him by cutting his nuts off. I'd say behead him, but he does all his thinking with his groin.
(5:29:34 AM) Mega Trickster: But what good slave work could he do?
(5:30:41 AM) Dr. Samuel Ramsden: Depends on whether you want a slave to do the housework, or one to pleasure you.
(5:30:59 AM) Mega Trickster: I'll go with housework.
(5:31:06 AM) Dr. Samuel Ramsden: Good call.

Posted by: TCoZ Oct 12 2007, 01:36 PM

[Fri 07:33:36 PM] <+TCoZ>
[Fri 07:34:06 PM] <+TCoZ> guys
[Fri 07:34:12 PM] <+TCoZ> could somebody say something funny
[Fri 07:34:19 PM] <+TCoZ> so I can c+p this into a thread?
[Fri 07:35:28 PM] <+Enigma> Something funny as in humorous, or funny as in untrue?
[Fri 07:35:32 PM] <+Enigma>

Posted by: Aeroy Oct 12 2007, 04:09 PM

<TCoZ> .masterball Zerxer
<Unown> TCoZ caught Zerxer for the first time!
<TCoZ> .masterball Megatrickster
<Unown> TCoZ caught Megatrickster for the first time!
<TCoZ> .mate Megatrickster, Zerxer
<Unown> TCoZ has breeded Megatrickster with Zerxer! TCoZ now has meerxer! Gender: Male
<King_Paladin> ...
<King_Paladin> if only they saw this.
<Aeroy> lol
<Aeroy> what do u think the kick msg would be?

Posted by: Wymsy Oct 12 2007, 08:44 PM

megatrickster: Argh.... my eyes hurt now for some reason....
cannibalvegetable: My magnificence is blinding in its majesty.
megatrickster: ....
megatrickster: Or it could be those onions being cut up in the kitchen, which I'm right next to.
cannibalvegetable: I've been playing Warhammer 40K. Expect dramatics.
megatrickster: I honestly don't know how much longer I can stand this....
cannibalvegetable: Come with me, and conquer terrible nations in the name of the Machine Spirit then! Despair shall only belong to our enemies, and those of the Eternal Emperor!
megatrickster: Have onions become my new weakness?
cannibalvegetable: Okay, I'm done now.
megatrickster: I don't even care. The onions....
cannibalvegetable: Onions don't seem to bother me much.
cannibalvegetable: I just get a kind of tickling sensation.
megatrickster: Me too, but its really bad now for some reason.
cannibalvegetable: Yet another food type begins its attack.
megatrickster: Blargagh! Nooo!
cannibalvegetable: Beware, the turkey drummers are coming! The chocolate bars wait in the shadows, and the watermelons plot against you.
megatrickster: I'm probably going to get a food-based nightmare now.
cannibalvegetable: Don't worry. They won't kill you... not straight away... muha!
cannibalvegetable: You'll probably die after being decapitated by a runaway pizza, or by a tin of soup falling on your head.
megatrickster: Don't give them ideas!
cannibalvegetable: Fuck.
cannibalvegetable: The irony. A tin of chocolates just landed on my head.
megatrickster: Serves you right.
cannibalvegetable: No it doesn't.
cannibalvegetable: I knocked them off the shelf trying to find the torch.
cannibalvegetable: Oh well, what am I worried about, when an army of onions is no doubt hunting you right now.
megatrickster: You're nuts. They're not coming afjp3ph6b;'65end6i/
cannibalvegetable: Nuts, eh? Well, if the onions fail the nuts will be next to try and get you yes.
megatrickster: *brushes some onion skin off of her shoulder* Hmph. Bring 'em on.
cannibalvegetable: Heh... don't try and do an Arnie, it doesn't work when you're a skinny teenage girl.

Posted by: Hokkai No Oni Oct 12 2007, 08:47 PM

(2:44:14 AM) Mega Trickster: I seriously think I'm going to have a nightmare about food now. I'll fix that problem by not sleeping.
(2:45:03 AM) Dr. Samuel Ramsden: So you'll just have a waking nightmare about falling asleep instead.
(2:45:46 AM) Mega Trickster: I'll just have a bunch of diet coke, caramel liquor, and ice cream until I don't know what the fuck is happening anymore.
(2:46:55 AM) Dr. Samuel Ramsden: You never know what the fuck is going on at any time.
(2:47:01 AM) Dr. Samuel Ramsden: You just want to pig out.

Posted by: Aeroy Oct 14 2007, 04:15 PM

<Rossmallo> has anyone ever felt bad about putting certain poke's through the daycare? I mean...Empoleon and Bibarel...I feel like a total jerk for making them do that.
<Pichumaster> Wailord and Skitty.
<Aeroy> dugtrio and anything
<Aeroy>
<Rossmallo> XD
<Rossmallo> I dont even want to KNOW how 2 dittos...do it.
<Aeroy> they dont
<Goku> they form into one
<Sakura> Well
<Sakura> Rossmallo
<Aeroy> ditto+ditto=nothing
<Pichumaster> Asexual reproduction.
<Rossmallo> yes sakura.
<Rossmallo> ohhh.
<Pichumaster> That creates an egg.
<Sakura> When a mommy and a daddy really love eachother
<Rossmallo> okokok i get the idea yeesh
<Sakura> But they don't know which one is the mommy and which one is the daddy
<Sakura> Okay then, I guess I won't tell my awesome story
<Pichumaster> They pull straws.
<Rossmallo> nono im listening XD
<Aeroy> lol pichu
<Rossmallo> XD pichu, nice
<Sakura> Okay well
<Sakura> If you could turn into anything just by looking at it and being like "That's what I want to be"
* Aeris (~identd@adsl-157-30-186.mco.bellsouth.net) Quit (Everyone brings joy to this channel; some when they enter, and others when they leave.)
<Aeroy> cacturne and anythiing
<Aeroy> Cacturne and Abra
<Rossmallo> ...Cacturne and Drifloon.
<Aeroy> sure XD
<Aeroy> *pop*
<Matt2007> lol
<Aeroy> oops
<Rossmallo> "we were looking after your pokemon, and boy were we surprised! *hands over popped remains of drifloon*

Yeah. Breeding pair discussion FTW

Posted by: Wymsy Oct 15 2007, 11:42 PM

zerxer: pee through my butt
Wymsy: Because why should your body make sense?
zerxer: exactly
Wymsy: Well, wear a diaper.
zerxer: DX
Wymsy: Hahahahah.

Posted by: Seraphic Archangel Dec 8 2007, 06:22 PM

[18:20] megatrickster: You're a blargh.
[18:21] bowlkid73: ...
[18:21] bowlkid73: thanks MT.
[18:21] bowlkid73: why?
[18:21] megatrickster: Because I said so.
[18:22] bowlkid73: ...gee, thanks. >.>

Posted by: WillisTheUnbreakable Feb 12 2008, 04:42 AM

Erm 0_o....

Posted by: Wymsy Feb 12 2008, 11:04 PM

QUOTE(WillisTheUnbreakable @ Feb 12 2008, 01:42 AM)

Posted by: Blaziken Feb 17 2008, 11:33 AM

Posted by: TCoZ Feb 23 2008, 03:51 PM

All part of the same convo, I've just cut out the rubbish

[Sat 08:39:00 PM] <TCoZ> .masterball girlfriend
[Sat 08:39:01 PM] <BLC> xD
[Sat 08:39:03 PM] <unown> TCoZ caught girlfriend for the first time!

[Sat 08:39:12 PM] <TCoZ> .wild girlfriend, AIDS
[Sat 08:39:13 PM] <unown> TCoZ ran into a wild AIDS! TCoZ's girlfriend has defeated the wild AIDS! TCoZ captured AIDS!

[Sat 08:39:17 PM] <TCoZ> nuts
[Sat 08:39:23 PM] <TCoZ> .give BLC, AIDS
[Sat 08:39:24 PM] <unown> TCoZ has given BLC their AIDS!
[Sat 08:39:30 PM] <TCoZ> =/
[Sat 08:39:31 PM] <BLC> xD
[Sat 08:39:38 PM] <BLC> .masterball AIDS vaccine
[Sat 08:39:40 PM] <unown> BLC caught AIDS vaccine for the first time!
[Sat 08:39:49 PM] <TCoZ> .steal BLC, AIDS vaccine
[Sat 08:39:51 PM] <unown> TCoZ has stolen BLC's AIDS vaccine!

[Sat 08:40:02 PM] <BLC> .masterball rapist
[Sat 08:40:03 PM] <unown> BLC caught rapist for the first time!
[Sat 08:40:07 PM] <TCoZ> .battle AIDS vaccine, BLC, rapist
[Sat 08:40:08 PM] <unown> TCoZ has started a battle with BLC! BLC's rapist has killed TCoZ's AIDS vaccine!

[Sat 08:41:09 PM] <TCoZ> .masterball BLC
[Sat 08:41:10 PM] <unown> TCoZ caught BLC for the first time!
[Sat 08:41:22 PM] <TCoZ> .battle BLC, TCoZ, girlfriend
[Sat 08:41:24 PM] <unown> TCoZ has started a battle with TCoZ! TCoZ's girlfriend has killed TCoZ's BLC!

[Sat 08:41:39 PM] <TCoZ> .masterball imagination
[Sat 08:41:40 PM] <unown> TCoZ caught imagination for the first time!
[Sat 08:41:48 PM] <TCoZ> .battle imagination, TCoZ, girlfriend
[Sat 08:41:49 PM] <&Raven> TCoZ still has none
[Sat 08:41:49 PM] <unown> TCoZ has started a battle with TCoZ! TCoZ's girlfriend has killed TCoZ's imagination!

[Sat 08:42:15 PM] <~Zerxer> rofll girlfriends kill guy's imaginations
[Sat 08:42:19 PM] <BLC> xD
[Sat 08:42:28 PM] <TCoZ> I asked her if she'd make me happy =<
[Sat 08:42:31 PM] <~Zerxer> NO YOU CAN NOT TIE ME TO THE BED
[Sat 08:42:36 PM] <~Zerxer> TCoZ:

[Sat 08:42:45 PM] <TCoZ> .masterball knife
[Sat 08:42:47 PM] <unown> TCoZ caught knife for the first time!
[Sat 08:42:56 PM] <TCoZ> .battle knife, TCoZ, girlfriend
[Sat 08:42:57 PM] <unown> TCoZ has started a battle with TCoZ! TCoZ's girlfriend has killed TCoZ's knife!
[Sat 08:43:00 PM] <TCoZ> WHAT

[Sat 08:44:09 PM] <TCoZ> .masterball engagement idea
[Sat 08:44:10 PM] <unown> TCoZ caught engagement idea for the first time!
[Sat 08:44:14 PM] <BLC> XD
[Sat 08:44:23 PM] <TCoZ> .battle girlfriend, TCoZ, engagement idea
[Sat 08:44:24 PM] <unown> TCoZ has started a battle with TCoZ! TCoZ's girlfriend has killed TCoZ's engagement idea!
[Sat 08:44:28 PM] <TCoZ>
[Sat 08:44:30 PM] <~Zerxer> .masterball carefully thought out murder plot
[Sat 08:44:30 PM] <unown> Zerxer caught carefully thought out murder plot for the first time!
[Sat 08:44:40 PM] <TCoZ> Kill her!
[Sat 08:44:42 PM] <~Zerxer> .battle carefully thought out murder plot, TCoZ, girlfriend
[Sat 08:44:43 PM] <unown> Zerxer has started a battle with TCoZ! TCoZ's girlfriend has killed Zerxer's carefully thought out murder plot!
[Sat 08:44:45 PM] <TCoZ> xD
[Sat 08:44:47 PM] <BLC> xDDD
[Sat 08:44:48 PM] <~Zerxer> ;
[Sat 08:44:52 PM] <~Zerxer> wow you're on your own
[Sat 08:44:53 PM] <~Zerxer> >>;

We had given up... but BLC had an idea

[Sat 08:44:58 PM] <BLC> .masterball Zerxer
[Sat 08:44:59 PM] <unown> BLC caught Zerxer for the first time!
[Sat 08:45:18 PM] <BLC> .battle Zerxer, TCoZ, girlfriend
[Sat 08:45:19 PM] <unown> BLC has started a battle with TCoZ! BLC's Zerxer has killed TCoZ's girlfriend!
[Sat 08:45:23 PM] <TCoZ> YAY
[Sat 08:45:23 PM] <BLC> xDDDD
[Sat 08:45:24 PM] <TCoZ>
[Sat 08:45:28 PM] <~Zerxer> oh right because I'm repulsive
[Sat 08:45:30 PM] <~Zerxer> real nice

Posted by: Wymsy Apr 16 2008, 09:48 PM

JaytheEffer: blasphemyh
Wymsy: Your spelling could be described as that too.

Posted by: Hokkai no Oni Apr 17 2008, 08:06 PM

megatrickster: THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!
megatrickster: DID THEY MAKE THESE SUNDAES SMALLER?!
Ramsden: Maybe it melted. Maybe the delivery man ate some.
megatrickster: no
megatrickster: it's in a smaller cup
megatrickster: about 3 layers of this goodness is missing
megatrickster: I am angry
Ramsden: Then they probably have more than one size and you never specified.
megatrickster: I always thought it was the same size
Ramsden: Almost everywhere has two or three different sizes, even in this country.
megatrickster: I go in, ask for a reese's peanut butter cup sundae, and always got it in the same size
Ramsden: They're not going to make them smaller. You live in America. Smaller sundaes would mean the return of the LA riots and civil war.

Posted by: Wymsy Apr 24 2008, 07:22 PM

Wymsy: .... *throws badass confetti and flees*
m3wt4ti0n: What's the difference between 'badass confetti' and regular confetti?
Wymsy: It's BADASS
Wymsy: I thought that was quite obvious.
m3wt4ti0n: Well, sorry, I'm sick. :p

Posted by: sushikitty Jul 13 2008, 11:34 PM

<Letan> :\ even with advertising the IRC is dead again
<Letan> but its late so I could see why
<sushikitty> maybe we should post in the Irc thread
<sushikitty> we need funny logs though
<Letan> :o There's an IRC thread now?
<sushikitty> yes it's really old
<sushikitty> but it's pinned
<sushikitty> so say something funny

Posted by: Letan Jul 13 2008, 11:43 PM

<Letan> So far, Breloom fails but it's against a speedy Salamence
<Letan> BRELOOM PUNCH!
<Letan> This Pokemon is epic win
<Letan> Noooooooooooo
<sushikitty> Ha sounds like fun for you I fail at battle tower
<Letan> This is the farthest I've ever gotten
<Letan> So far I'm losing
<Letan> 3-1
<Letan> IM GOING TO BURN DOWN EVERY HOUSE THAT HOLDS A SALAMENCE INSIDE
<Letan> THEN IM GOING TO MURDER THEIR BAGON CHILDREN

Posted by: Blax8192 Jul 25 2008, 01:02 AM

sushikitty: LOGS BELONG IN THE FIREPLACE, NOT IN THE CLASSROOM!!!

I just had to take it out of context (damn) because I forgot it (had it sigged at one point, whole conversation)

Posted by: Raven Jul 25 2008, 09:31 PM

[09:36:30] <@Furby> WE DON'T WANT YOU TO READ, IDOUN
[09:36:40] <@Furby> BECOME A STRIPPER LIKE YOUR 12 OTHER SISTERS
[09:37:18] <+Idoun>
[09:37:23] <+Idoun> Whats with you and strippers
[09:37:40] <Raven> Furby's only source of boob
[09:37:41] <Raven> that'sw hat
[09:37:51] <@Furby> my mother ;-;
[09:37:55] <~Sword_Saint> ...lol
[09:37:56] <~Sword_Saint> wow
[09:38:00] <+Idoun> SS
[09:38:01] <+Idoun> KEEEL HIMMMM
[09:38:11] <@Furby> SHE IS A GOOD WORKING WOMAN
[09:38:17] * Furby was kicked by Sword_Saint (You deserve it, really.)
[09:38:17] * Joins: Furby (~SoC@sa-172123AE.hsd1.va.comcast.net)
[09:38:17] * ChanServ sets mode: +o Furby
[09:38:25] * Furby was kicked by Sword_Saint (Seriously, your mom?)
[09:38:25] * Joins: Furby (~SoC@sa-172123AE.hsd1.va.comcast.net)
[09:38:25] * ChanServ sets mode: +o Furby

Posted by: Atrum Monarchia Aug 5 2008, 02:20 PM

TEH BOTSPAM HAS RETURNED!

<Fallen_Archangel> .wild Phailywood, Nergal
<unown> Fallen_Archangel ran into a wild Nergal! Fallen_Archangel's Phailywood has defeated the wild Nergal! Fallen_Archangel captured Nergal!
<Fallen_Archangel> X.X
<masrelga> wow
<Fallen_Archangel> Bot abuse.
<Darck> I return...
<masrelga> whats going o here
<Fallen_Archangel> Botspamming, via me
<masrelga> hey darck
<masrelga> ohhhhh
<Letan> Passing the time as we wait for the nuclear apocalypse
<Fallen_Archangel> .wild Phailywood, GTS Plus
<unown> Fallen_Archangel ran into a wild GTS Plus! The wild GTS Plus has killed Fallen_Archangel's Phailywood!
<Fallen_Archangel> GTS+ IS UNSTOPPABLE!

Posted by: Raven Aug 6 2008, 12:02 AM

[04:24:54] <Hurr> HEY GUYS WE FINALLY GATHERED THE SEVEN CHAOS EMERALDS WHAT DO WE DO NOW TAILS
[04:25:18] <@Judas> make shitty spinoffs

Posted by: the quiet quilava Aug 6 2008, 11:32 AM

[01:54] XninjaxjustinX: ninetales is lvl 100
[01:55] JuggaloJrs: awesome lol i just got fly and my fourth badge and im stuck lol
[01:55] XninjaxjustinX: XD
[01:55] XninjaxjustinX: gamefaq it
[01:56] JuggaloJrs: no ill just wait to see you so you can tell me how to get through it xD
[01:57] XninjaxjustinX: X[
[01:57] XninjaxjustinX: figuring it out is half the fun!
[01:58] JuggaloJrs: no justin its not when you have a person that has beat the game a thousand times and you cant even get the fifth badge xD
[01:58] XninjaxjustinX: it simple, buddeh
[01:59] JuggaloJrs: justin ill try again when i see you but if i dont get it will you help me
[01:59] XninjaxjustinX: go to game faqs, look up D/P
[01:59] XninjaxjustinX: it is nothing but walkthroughs!
[02:00] JuggaloJrs: no no no no no
[02:00] JuggaloJrs: i have justin walkthrough
[02:00] JuggaloJrs: xD
[02:00] XninjaxjustinX: ]X



(im ninja justin, Niinjajrs is juggalo jrs)

Posted by: FidelCastro Aug 6 2008, 11:50 AM

FidelCastro: so...
[11:45am] FidelCastro: anything going on in here?
[11:46am] sushikitty: not really
[11:46am] FidelCastro: aw shucks.
[11:46am] sushikitty: im busy and everyone else is asleep
[11:46am] FidelCastro: wtf
[11:46am] FidelCastro: why are they asleep
[11:46am] sushikitty: i dont know
[11:46am] FidelCastro: it's 11:46 in the morning
[11:46am] sushikitty: try to ask them
[11:46am] FidelCastro: what are they, al? (Al(or alex) is a "friend" of mine/my friends who sleeps all the time.)
[11:46am] sushikitty: ah same time zone
[11:46am] FidelCastro: wooah
[11:47am] FidelCastro: d-(^-^)-b thumbs up
[11:47am] sushikitty: you're such a stalker jk
[11:47am] FidelCastro: lol
[11:47am] sushikitty: i need to get back to work now
[11:47am] FidelCastro: why
[11:47am] FidelCastro: work doesn't get you anything but tired\
[11:48am] sushikitty: because I need to be responsible brb
[11:48am] FidelCastro: who wants to be responsible
[11:48am] FidelCastro: whenever something breaks, someone always says "who's responsible for this?"

and then she stopped replying.

FidelCastro: hay letan
[12:00pm] Letan: Yeh?
[12:00pm] FidelCastro: you know how bidoof is a beaver
[12:00pm] FidelCastro: well the reason it can be good
[12:01pm] FidelCastro: is because a little beaver goes a long way
[12:01pm] FidelCastro: if you get my drift
[12:01pm] Letan: rofl

Posted by: shadowdragon23 Aug 6 2008, 01:34 PM

<darkraisclone>im talking about my job
<sushikitty> Oh wait are you sd23?
<darkraisclone> no
<sushikitty> nvm then
<darkraisclone> i cant tell you who i am
<sushikitty> I have a theory anyways...
<darkraisclone> only if the world is in danger
<darkraisclone> will i revil my identudy
<Letan> You're Spiderman.
<darkraisclone> no
<Letan> Batman?
<darkraisclone> no
<sushikitty> MaskedVillain?
<darkraisclone> no
<darkraisclone> your maskervillain
<sushikitty> oh so you are sd23
<darkraisclone> no
<sushikitty> SGMT
<darkraisclone> no
<sushikitty> SAE
<darkraisclone> no
<sushikitty> I have reasons for why you are sd23 1. you said piez can fly 2 bad spelling 3 Darkrai in you name
<sushikitty> your*
<darkraisclone> sd23 is my best friend
<Letan> xD
<sushikitty> Letan do you know who it is?
<Letan> Yup.
<sushikitty> hmm are they usually in here?
<Letan> Yep.
<Letan> They're Letan.
<Letan> I'm really SMGT.
<Letan> In my Letan-disguise
<sushikitty> No because you have a '@' by your name
<Letan> ...dammit.
<sushikitty> haha mod's disability
<Letan>
<sushikitty> >>
<sushikitty> so tell me who it is ,please?
*** Administrator1 has joined #gtsplus
<Letan> You gotta guess

oh god they fell for it XD

Posted by: sushikitty Aug 6 2008, 01:40 PM

so tell me who it is ,please?
-->| Administrator1 (chatzilla@SystemNet-FDB3D198.dynamic.dsl.as9105.com) has joined #gtsplus
<Letan> You gotta guess
=-= Administrator1 is now known as Bethan
<Letan> Or put the entire world in peril to make him reveal his true identity
<sushikitty> But that was my guess, and how do you know? He/She/It was here before me or you
<Letan> I know because I was here when they became darkraisclone
<sushikitty> Argh I still think it is Sd23
<Letan> I still think its Letan
-->| Kazyx (chatzilla@SystemNet-E6BB14FF.barrettxplore.com) has joined #gtsplus
<Letan> Yay finally you're on.
<sushikitty> ayy my other theory just shattered
<sushikitty> well Hi
<Kazyx> Hello ^.^
<sushikitty> wait are you Letans boss on another site or is that someone else?
<Letan> Yeah its him
<sushikitty> Pput him to work untill he says who darkraisclone is!
|<-- Bethan has left irc.systemnet.info (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.83 [Firefox 3.0.1/2008070208])
<sushikitty> Put*
<Kazyx> xD Sounds like a plan
* Kazyx pulls out the whip
<Letan> O__o
<sushikitty> xD
<Kazyx> Get to work Letan!
<darkraisclone>



<sushikitty> ha it is SD23!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<sushikitty> I WAS RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<darkraisclone> im not sd23! for the last time!
<sushikitty> yes you are http://forums.gtsplus.net/index.php?showtopic=428&st=60&start=60
<darkraisclone> she told me about the maskedvillain
<Letan> http://forums.gtsplus.net/index.php?showtopic=428&st=60&#entry43715
=-= darkraisclone is now known as shadowdragon23

Posted by: Letan Aug 6 2008, 03:37 PM

<Letan> We need a LATER rock gym leader
<Kazyx> Rawr, random trainer
<Letan> Cuz all of the rock gym leaders are nubs
<Kazyx>
<Kazyx> Then who goes first?
<Kazyx> Dark r last
<Letan> Om..........
<Letan> Flying maybe.....
<Kazyx> Already been done
<Kazyx> Falkner
<Letan> Rock's already been done.
<Letan> 3 TIMES
<Kazyx> ...
<Kazyx> Touche

Posted by: SMGT Aug 7 2008, 11:43 PM

<Pumpkin_King> However, the bestest game ever is "Tim Burton's The Nightmare Before Christmas: Oogie's Revenge"
<Dimentio> *facepalm*
<Pumpkin_King> What?
<Pumpkin_King> It just happened to be amazing
<Pumpkin_King> I loved it!
<Pumpkin_King> If it were a human, I would've married it. No matter what gender.
<Pumpkin_King> It was that amazing
<Dimentio> *double facepalm*

Posted by: Atrum Monarchia Aug 11 2008, 12:27 PM

<Fallen_Archangel> Toaster Strudel...How about PopTart?
<sushikitty>
<shadowdragon23> X3
<Fallen_Archangel> Waffle?
<TyraniBuoy> what about DragonFly??
<empoleon_dynamite> PopTart. I'm likin these nicknames they realy look funny on a Yanma
<TyraniBuoy> how about FishFingers?
<empoleon_dynamite> Ill take FishFingers. Ill let ShadowDragon come up with a name aswel
<empoleon_dynamite> Or Kazyx
<sushikitty> She'll want one named Piez I bet
<empoleon_dynamite> Ok Piez
<Fallen_Archangel>
<shadowdragon23> piez!
<Fallen_Archangel> That's better than my Abra named Sailormoon.\
<Fallen_Archangel> Or my Gallade named Tuxedo Boy
<shadowdragon23> lol
<Kazyx> I have a Seviper named Chansey. xD
<Fallen_Archangel> XXXXXDDDDD
<TyraniBuoy> name one Cookie for me, ed
<shadowdragon23> its better then what im doing

Posted by: Earl Aug 11 2008, 09:43 PM

Letan> xD I <3 Chansey the Seviper
<Kazyx> Same here <3
<Sweet_Apple_Pi> ...
<Letan> It's a long story...
<Sweet_Apple_Pi> I named my Seviper "Viper."
<Earl> I named my Seviper "Earl." Actually, I named all of my Pokemon Earl.
<Earl> "Earl sent Earl back! Go, Earl!"
<Letan> xD
<Sweet_Apple_Pi> same file as "Speedy" the Sceptile, "Rockie" the Golem, "Flex" the Machamp, "Chompers" the Sharpedo, and "Dody" the Dodrio
<Kazyx> xD
<Letan> Did you give them stickers on their Pokeball that say "EARL" above their heads when sent into battle?
<Kazyx> xDD
<Earl> I should.
<Kazyx> Yes you should
<Earl> Eheehe.
<Sweet_Apple_Pi> i nvr got the stickers.
<sushikitty> Wait did Cam just quit?
<Earl> That's it, my next Furoh Pokeman is named Earl.
<Earl> Oh gawsh, Earl the Spiritomb.
<Kazyx> xD
<Kazyx> Earl the Froslass
<Kazyx>
<Sweet_Apple_Pi> EARL THE JYNX
<Letan> Earl the Jigglypuff
<Kazyx> xDD
<Kazyx> Sorry Letan, SAP just won

<Sweet_Apple_Pi>
<Letan> xD Yus
<Kazyx> Earl the Latias
<Sweet_Apple_Pi> Earl the "DUNSPARCE!!!!"
<Letan> Earl the Lucario!
<Kazyx> Earl the Gastrodon
<Sweet_Apple_Pi> Earl the Lopunny
<Earl> XDDD
<Kazyx> Earl the Nidoqueen

Posted by: FidelCastro Aug 12 2008, 09:37 AM

AUGH I can't remember the epic battle between the dictatorchomps and various versions of sweet_apple_Pi...

it went something like...

*Fidelchomp uses Communism Claw
*Fidelchomp uses Communism Blast
*Stalinchomp uses Dragon blast(or whatever)
*Fidelchomp uses Democracy break
*Fidelchomp uses Posistion Pass
You are now known as Raulchomp

Maybe if people remind me what they said I'll edit it to perfection.

Posted by: sushikitty Aug 12 2008, 04:03 PM

Rolexe> Its been raining later im going to scratch my name into the sidewalk they put in today
<Rolexe> funeral?
<Letan> Lol nice Rolexe, nice
<yourworstnightmare> a funeral i have to go to
<Letan> Ohhhhh
<Rolexe> Yup since it rained they left >:D bad choice
<Rolexe> I have a nail ready too
<yourworstnightmare> lol
<Letan> Take a pic of it
<Rolexe> sure
<Letan> It'd be a wicked revenge
|<-- JamesGatz has left irc.systemnet.info (Quit: GTSPlus forever!)
<Rolexe> Ill do sk and my name
<Letan> And your bank PIN
<Letan> xD Jk jk
<Rolexe> Sure!
<Rolexe> My credit card# too...
<yourworstnightmare> XD
<Rolexe> and address
<Letan> Just scratch in "Hi, my name is Sushikitty and my Credit Card # is _____ and my PIN is ____ kthnxbai!"
<Rolexe> xD
<yourworstnightmare> XD
<Letan> xD
<empoleon_dynamite> xD
<Rolexe> Yes theyll never know who did it

Posted by: FidelCastro Aug 12 2008, 07:03 PM

Rick: we're no strangers to love
[6:53pm] Cookie_Monster is now known as Cookie_Monster_dead.
[6:53pm] Rick: you know the rules and so do i
[6:53pm] Letan: NOOO IM GETTING RICKROLL'D!
[6:54pm] leninchop is now known as tay_zonday.
[6:54pm] FidelCastro: hahaha
[6:54pm] Rick: a full comitments what im thinking of
[6:54pm] Rick: you wouldn't get this from any other guy
[6:54pm] tay_zonday: (cherry) chocolate rain
[6:54pm] You are now known as Samwell.
[6:54pm] Samwell: what what
[6:54pm] Rick: I, just wanna tell you how im feelin
[6:54pm] Samwell: in the butt
[6:54pm] Samwell: I said what what
[6:54pm] Samwell: in the butt
[6:54pm] Rick: gotta make you understand
[6:54pm] Letan: Lol triple internet memes
[6:54pm] Cookie_Monster_dead is now known as Cookie_Monster.
[6:54pm] Letan is now known as Vegeta.
[6:54pm] Samwell: you wanna do it in my butt? in my butt?
[6:54pm] tay_zonday: you wanna do it in mah butt? in mah butt?
[6:55pm] Rick is now known as Mudkip.
[6:55pm] Cookie_Monster: ahaha
[6:55pm] Samwell: you wanna do it in my butt? let's do it in the butt. Okay.
[6:55pm] Cookie_Monster: this goes in irc log
[6:55pm] Vegeta: "Vegeta! What does the scouter say about his power levels?"
[6:55pm] tay_zonday: NO MORE MUDKIPS
[6:55pm] Samwell: If you want it
[6:55pm] Vegeta: ITS OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND
[6:55pm] Mudkip: mud
[6:55pm] Mudkip: kip
[6:55pm] Samwell: I'll give you power
[6:55pm] Mudkip: mud
[6:55pm] Mudkip: kip
[6:55pm] Samwell: just be gentile
[6:55pm] Samwell: I'm delicate like a flower
[6:56pm] Vegeta: ITS OVER NINE F***** THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND
[6:56pm] Mudkip is now known as Guest13704.
[6:56pm] Guest13704: wha
[6:56pm] tay_zonday is now known as guest1337.
[6:56pm] Vegeta is now known as Ronald_McDonald.
[6:56pm] guest1337:
[6:56pm] Guest13704: fail
[6:56pm] Ronald_McDonald: RAN RAN RAN RAN RANRANRANRAN RAN RAN RANANANANANANNANRNRANAN RUUUUUU!
[6:56pm] Guest13704: RACK EM
[6:56pm] Guest13704: RACK
[6:57pm] Guest13704: RACK EM
[6:57pm] guest1337: RANRANRANRANRUUU
[6:57pm] Guest13704: RACK
[6:57pm] You are now known as guest314159etc.
[6:57pm] guest1337: RANRANRUU
[6:57pm] Ronald_McDonald: Wow this is a pwnage amount of people on the IRC. (NOTE: like 15 people on at the same time. 8o)
[6:57pm] Guest13704: RACKBALL!!!
[6:57pm] guest1337: RANRANRUU
[6:57pm] guest314159etc: oh god it id
[6:57pm] guest314159etc: RANRUUU
[6:57pm] Ronald_McDonald is now known as Tay_Zonday.
[6:57pm] Cookie_Monster: ?
[6:57pm] guest314159etc: ULTIMATE MEME FUUUUSIOOON
[6:57pm] Tay_Zonday: Chawklate Rayhne!
[6:57pm] Tay_Zonday: Some stay dry and others feel the pain!
[6:57pm] Guest13704: ow lawd
[6:57pm] Tay_Zonday: Chocolate rain!
[6:57pm] Cookie_Monster: wtf is this?
[6:57pm] Guest13704: win
[6:57pm] Tay_Zonday: One more time I think I'll go insane!
[6:58pm] Tay_Zonday: Chocolate Rain!
[6:58pm] guest314159etc: 9000CHOCOLATESINTHEBUTTOFAMUDKIIIIIIP
[6:58pm] guest314159etc: RAAAAAAAGH*head explode*
[6:58pm] guest1337 is now known as So_i_herd_you_liek_memes.
[6:58pm] Tay_Zonday: You forgot to put RickRoll and RanRanRuu in there
[6:58pm] Guest13704 is now known as ROFLCOPTER.
[6:58pm] Tay_Zonday: And also nobody'
[6:58pm] ROFLCOPTER: SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI
[6:58pm] So_i_herd_you_liek_memes: SO
[6:58pm] So_i_herd_you_liek_memes: I HERD
[6:58pm] ROFLCOPTER: SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI
[6:58pm] Tay_Zonday: has Shooped Whoop yet.
[6:58pm] So_i_herd_you_liek_memes: YOU LIEK
[6:58pm] So_i_herd_you_liek_memes: MEMES
[6:58pm] Tay_Zonday: IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZAH!
[6:58pm] ROFLCOPTER: I LOOOOOVVVEEE MEMES
[6:58pm] Tay_Zonday: SHOOP DA WHOOP!
[6:59pm] Tay_Zonday: BWAH!
[6:59pm] ROFLCOPTER is now known as Etnie.
[6:59pm] Etnie: somebody log this
[6:59pm] So_i_herd_you_liek_memes is now known as lultacoz.
[6:59pm] lultacoz: logging...xD
[6:59pm] Tay_Zonday: Who's gunna log this?
[6:59pm] guest314159etc: 9000CHOCOLATESINTHEBUTTOFAMUDKIPCHARGINITSLAZAHOHLOOKIT'SALINKOHSNAPI'SRICKASTLEYRANRANRUUU
[6:59pm] lultacoz: wait
[6:59pm] lultacoz: cant
[6:59pm] Etnie: jesus
[6:59pm] lultacoz: using java
[6:59pm] guest314159etc: I can
[6:59pm] Tay_Zonday: Same here.
[6:59pm] lultacoz: SOMEONE QUCIK!
[6:59pm] guest314159etc: one sec
[6:59pm] lultacoz: LOGIT
[6:59pm] Tay_Zonday: I'm stuck with Java.
[6:59pm] Etnie is now known as Pedobear.
[6:59pm] lultacoz: OR DIE WITH US.
[7:00pm] guest314159etc: stop damn talking
[7:00pm] Pedobear: WHAI HALLO THAR
[7:00pm] guest314159etc: OH NOE PEDOBEAR
[7:00pm] lultacoz is now known as lil_girl.
[7:00pm] lil_girl: ZOMG
[7:00pm] lil_girl: TEDDY BEAR
[7:00pm] lil_girl:
[7:00pm] Pedobear: I haz candi
[7:00pm] Rolexe left the chat room. (Quit: be back ~1Hr.)
[7:00pm] lil_girl: god,
[7:00pm] Pedobear: *shifty looks*
[7:00pm] lil_girl: THAT one nedds logged.
[7:00pm] Cookie_Monster: I'm logging dis btw
[7:00pm] lil_girl: yay
[7:00pm] Tay_Zonday: Woop
[7:01pm] Pedobear: wut
[7:01pm] Cookie_Monster: this is gold
[7:01pm] lil_girl is now known as NOT_letan.

Posted by: TyraniBoah Aug 12 2008, 07:07 PM

<the_quiet_quilava>letan, you avvy makes me want to kick a retarded puppy
<Etnie>lol at TQQ
=-= the_quiet_quilava was booted from #gtsplus by Letan (Letan)
<Letan> Lulz.
<Etnie> hahahahahaha
<Cookie_Monster> ahahahahaha
-->| the_quiet_quilava (the_quiet_@SystemNet-1C22367D.neo.res.rr.com) has joined #gtsplus
<the_quiet_quilava>i hate you all

----------------------------------------------------

<Cookie_Monster> jacket off
<TQQ> i can do it too!
<Cookie_Monster> rofl jacket off

Posted by: Gilgamesh Aug 13 2008, 12:39 PM

<yourworstnightmare> she want me to beat up her boyfriend for some randome resone and i said let grandma do it

Posted by: the quiet quilava Aug 13 2008, 10:17 PM

* TQQ thinks fidel is being presumptious
<Sweet_Apple_Pi> lol
* FidelCastro thinks TQQ should go suck someone's certain something
<FidelCastro>
<Sweet_Apple_Pi> fidel, wanna IV battle? I rly wanna check the IVs of my beldums
<TQQ> im serious. *wags finger*
<TQQ> xD
<FidelCastro> why am I the IV battle bitch?
<Wymsy> just say cock
<Sweet_Apple_Pi> b/c TQQ isnt at home
<FidelCastro> i gotta eat dinner sorry
<Sweet_Apple_Pi> damnit
<TQQ> HARHARHAHR
<Sweet_Apple_Pi> lol @ wyms
<FidelCastro> but I don't wanna offend him wymsy
<FidelCastro> we're friends
<TQQ> psst
<TQQ> COCK
<FidelCastro> COOOOCK
<Wymsy> what is wrong with a word referring to a rooster?
<TQQ> COCKLES
<FidelCastro> OOO*cough cough*CK
* Sweet_Apple_Pi says "hehe cock"
<TQQ> an ook?
<FidelCastro> everything
<FidelCastro> >:(
<TQQ> YOU JUST GOT COCKROLL'D
<TQQ> xD
<Sweet_Apple_Pi> i dont wanna c that vid
<FidelCastro> you mean Dickrolled
<TQQ> omg
<TQQ> tha is being logged fo sho
<Sweet_Apple_Pi> lol
*** FidelCastro is now known as DICKROLL_dinner
<Sweet_Apple_Pi> fidel wants to see the dickrolled vid

Posted by: Sweet Apple Pi Aug 13 2008, 10:18 PM

QUOTE(FidelCastro @ Aug 12 2008, 10:37 AM)

Posted by: sushikitty Aug 14 2008, 10:47 PM

Rolexe: thats
ZoneK: ?
Rolexe: ?
ZoneK: said thats
Rolexe: no
ZoneK: yeah u did look ^
Rolexe: no
Rolexe: that was you
ZoneK: its rite there!
Rolexe: liar
ZoneK: no
ZoneK: ugh nvm
Rolexe:
ZoneK: grrrr
Rolexe: xD
ZoneK: ur trying to drive crazy arent u
Rolexe: maybe

Posted by: JGatsby Aug 15 2008, 02:17 AM

Me and Earl


MadmanMadigan (2:07:38 AM): god i love my guys sprite
themoonpirate1 (2:07:49 AM): I was staring at it for a while.
MadmanMadigan (2:08:00 AM): lol
themoonpirate1 (2:08:07 AM): The only thing I don't like is that he's not looking at his Poketar.
themoonpirate1 (2:08:24 AM): He's like, "Bitch, I can play this while I do trigonometry!"
MadmanMadigan (2:08:31 AM): of course
MadmanMadigan (2:08:39 AM): he fucks girls while he plays it
MadmanMadigan (2:08:48 AM): with that blank-surprised face of his
themoonpirate1 (2:08:52 AM): While doing a Rubik's cube.
themoonpirate1 (2:08:56 AM): Blind-folded.
MadmanMadigan (2:09:03 AM): and eating chinese food
themoonpirate1 (2:09:04 AM): With his brani.
MadmanMadigan (2:09:06 AM): with chopsticks
themoonpirate1 (2:09:06 AM): *brain.
themoonpirate1 (2:09:13 AM): While reciting pi.
MadmanMadigan (2:09:30 AM): And combing his Zen garden
themoonpirate1 (2:09:38 AM): and...uh...
themoonpirate1 (2:09:45 AM): Making up a Poke-rap.
MadmanMadigan (2:10:41 AM): While doing ventriloquism with a puppet
themoonpirate1 (2:11:16 AM): While doing open-brain surgery with his feet.
MadmanMadigan (2:11:34 AM): and hoola-hooping
themoonpirate1 (2:11:53 AM): and playing poker.
MadmanMadigan (2:12:04 AM): and square dancing
themoonpirate1 (2:12:38 AM): And making blueberry pie.
MadmanMadigan (2:12:59 AM): all while skydiving
themoonpirate1 (2:13:29 AM): Into a pool of acid 3 feet deep, with sharks in it.
MadmanMadigan (2:13:37 AM): ok, now you went to far
themoonpirate1 (2:13:42 AM):
MadmanMadigan (2:13:44 AM): should've ended with sky diving
MadmanMadigan (2:13:49 AM): bad boy... bad boy
themoonpirate1 (2:13:55 AM): *seppuku*

Posted by: JGatsby Aug 15 2008, 02:27 AM

When me and Earl topic... memories and laughter are made.

themoonpirate1 (2:16:14 AM): Where's the love...
themoonpirate1 (2:17:05 AM): it's only more awesome on GTS+
MadmanMadigan (2:17:23 AM): hm?
MadmanMadigan (2:17:28 AM): i still wuv you
themoonpirate1 (2:17:36 AM): Aww. <33
MadmanMadigan (2:17:38 AM): come give papa a hug
themoonpirate1 (2:17:45 AM): Yes papi.
MadmanMadigan (2:17:57 AM): oh yea.. you like it rough dont you, DONT YOU!
themoonpirate1 (2:18:04 AM): I don't.
MadmanMadigan (2:18:07 AM): *akward moment*
themoonpirate1 (2:18:07 AM): >___>
MadmanMadigan (2:18:15 AM): So... uh.. how bout them Cubs?
themoonpirate1 (2:18:29 AM): How about the..."New Jersey team"!
themoonpirate1 (2:18:34 AM): ...lol. We don't have one.
themoonpirate1 (2:18:36 AM):
MadmanMadigan (2:18:39 AM): we have two >_>
MadmanMadigan (2:18:43 AM): and one sucks
MadmanMadigan (2:18:49 AM): *coughwhitesoxcough*
themoonpirate1 (2:18:53 AM): Asses. Hand it over, you hawgs.
MadmanMadigan (2:19:10 AM): maybe you guys will get unlucky, and take the white sox off our hands
themoonpirate1 (2:19:12 AM): ...or else...
MadmanMadigan (2:19:51 AM): or else what?
MadmanMadigan (2:20:17 AM): hell, you have two football teams in your state, but they both hate NJ so much they pretend they are from NY
MadmanMadigan (2:20:23 AM): ooooooooh snap
themoonpirate1 (2:20:24 AM): Else we'll stop not pumping our own gas.
themoonpirate1 (2:20:31 AM): Since when?
themoonpirate1 (2:20:37 AM): All of our teams end in -ets
themoonpirate1 (2:20:47 AM): Jets...Mets...Nets...Babba Fets...
MadmanMadigan (2:21:19 AM): jets and giants both play in NJ, but are both called New York Jets, and New York Giants
MadmanMadigan (2:21:25 AM): all you have is the nets
themoonpirate1 (2:21:32 AM): And the Phantoms.
MadmanMadigan (2:21:34 AM): and they dont even have Jason Kidd anymore do they
MadmanMadigan (2:21:40 AM): you've got nothing... NOTHING!
themoonpirate1 (2:21:42 AM): Fuck, I dunno.
MadmanMadigan (2:21:47 AM): NOTHINGGGGGGG! NOTHINGGGGGGGGG!
themoonpirate1 (2:21:51 AM): ARRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHH
themoonpirate1 (2:21:55 AM): YOU KNOW WHAT?
MadmanMadigan (2:22:01 AM): What!>
themoonpirate1 (2:22:03 AM): IMA GO TO YOUR STATE
MadmanMadigan (2:22:04 AM): ?*
themoonpirate1 (2:22:11 AM): AND START KICKING PEOPLE IN THE NUTS!
MadmanMadigan (2:22:19 AM): And buy tickets to one of our great cities teams
themoonpirate1 (2:22:23 AM): THE WOMEN- I GIVE SURPRISE ABORTIONS!
MadmanMadigan (2:22:24 AM): BESIDES THE WHITE SOX!
themoonpirate1 (2:22:27 AM): I will, thanks.



And yet another, about the PANE RP.

Posted by: TyraniBoah Aug 17 2008, 06:44 PM

<Wymsy> My ass is the greatest.
<Wymsy> A person once told me that if you shoved coal up my ass far enough you can get diamonds.
<Wymsy> Therefore I have the richest asshole in the world.

________________________________________________________________________________




<Jerry_Springer> We are here today discussing, possible pokemon franchises, what do you think will be next Mr. TQQ?
<shadowdragon23> what did i miis??
<Jerry_Springer> Jerry Springer
<TQQ> i think that
<TQQ> FIDEL IS A WHORE~!
<shadowdragon23>
<Cookie_Monster> JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!
<Jerry_Springer> What do you think of that Mr. Fidel?
<FidelCastro> yeah
<FidelCastro> this is something for WC3
<FidelCastro> I think I am a classy man.
<FidelCastro> and that if I was a whore I would cost 30$ a minute
<Jerry_Springer> Tqq, why do you make such an accusation?
* Audience_ wants to ask a question
<TQQ> I STILL THINK HE IS A WHORE!
<FidelCastro> lol forenger
<TQQ> hey jerry, that bitch wants to ask a question!
<Jerry_Springer> Well lets take a question from the audience
<Jerry_Springer> give him a mike
<Audience_> Fidel, why did you say if I was a whore I would cost 30$ a minute? Does that mean you are a whore?
<FidelCastro> I say
<FidelCastro> no
<TQQ> i say, YES
<Jerry_Springer> Why do you saay that Mr. TQQ?
<FidelCastro> I WANNA KNOW WHAT LOVE IIIIIIS
<FidelCastro> *ahem*
=-= shadowdragon23 is now known as the_other_audience
* Audience_ wants to ask another question
<TQQ> cuz he whored out mah copy of red and blue so he can get infinite masterballs and rare candies and go see that slut missing no.!
<Jerry_Springer> Well lets take another question from the audience
<Jerry_Springer> You, do you have a question?
<FidelCastro> I don't even know where missigno lives
<FidelCastro> !
<TQQ> LIES
* the_other_audience claps
<Audience_> You claim you don't know what love is? This in my opinion is another indication of Fidel's whoreness
<FidelCastro> Bitch you will speak when spoken to
<TQQ>i seen you by cinnibar with that stupid hoe!
<the_other_audience>
<FidelCastro> Well you must need thicker glasses
<Audience_>:OOOOOOO
<FidelCastro> cause What were you doin in cinnabar
<TQQ> er
<FidelCastro>Seeing blaine again?
<TQQ>uhhh
<TQQ>no......
<TQQ>!
<Audience_> FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
<the_other_audience>
<Jerry_Springer> Well we have Missingo here backstage, lets bring her out shall we?
<the_other_audience>fight!
<TQQ> HIS HEAD IS TO SHINY TO RESIDT!
<TQQ> ...
<TQQ> you wanna see a fight?
<TQQ> GO! CHARIZARD!
<Audience_> FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
<FidelCastro> Bitch don't go there
<TQQ> I WENT THRE
<FidelCastro> Put that shit away
<Audience_> Ow
<Jerry_Springer>and we also have Blaine here let's bring him out too
<FidelCastro> BLAINE YOU MOTHER FUCKER
<TQQ> blaine*
=-= the_other_audience is now known as missingo
* FidelCastro sends out Blastoise
<FidelCastro> Blastoise mess this fucker up
<Audience_> FIIIIIIIIIGHT!
<missingo> im going to back away now
* Jerry_Springer sends out Sceptile to keep the peace
<FidelCastro> HYDRO CANNON
<missingo>
<FidelCastro> ICE BEAM
<Jerry_Springer> Leaf Blade!
<FidelCastro> missigno get yo ass over here
<TQQ> BLAINE!
<TQQ> DAMNIT
<TQQ> BLAINE
<Audience_> JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!
<missingo> im in the back if you need me
<FidelCastro> Oh no you don't
<missingo> crap...
<TQQ> HEHE
<Jerry_Springer> NOW CAN WE SIT DOWN AND HAVE A NICE CONVERSATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Blaine> ah, I'm a bit chapped from my flight
<missingo> plz?
<FidelCastro> you get your damn ass over here
<TQQ> *jumps on missing no.s back
<missingo> GET OFF!!!
<TQQ> NOPE
<Jerry_Springer> GUARDS SIT THEES IDIOTS DOWN!!!!!!!!!!
<FidelCastro> FUCKER GET OFF MY HOE
<TQQ> DO NOT WANT
<missingo> GET OFF ME!!!!\
<TQQ> VERB NOUN VERB NOUN BETCH
<FidelCastro> EXPLOSION
<FidelCastro> *boom*
=-= FidelCastro is now known as corpse
* Jerry_Springer's guards force the people into thier seats
<missingo> im alive!
<Blaine> My love
<missingo> ???
<Blaine> Fidel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Jerry_Springer> SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<missingo> this is getting ugly
<TQQ> im done bitch
<TQQ> *pulls out gun and shoots fidel*
<Jerry_Springer> Now, how are you related to fidel Mr. Blaine
<missingo> omg
<Blaine> I love him
<Jerry_Springer> SIT DOWN TQQ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<TQQ> missing no. if i cant have you, NO ONE WILL! *SHOOTS MISSING NO.*
<Jerry_Springer> 0_0 well we have a minister here today
<missingo> w...t...f??
<TQQ> blaine, you ruined my life. *shoots blaine*
<Blaine> you....
<Blaine> bi
<Blaine> tc
<TQQ> hey jerry, can i say hi to someone on t.v.?
<missingo> im still alive =]
* Jerry_Springer pulls out shotgun and kills TQQ
<missingo> thank you
<TQQ> *invincible betch*
<Jerry_Springer> I WILL HAVE ORDER!!!!!!!!
<missingo> omg
<Jerry_Springer> BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM
<missingo> i will glich you ALL!!!
<Jerry_Springer> BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM
<missingo> if you dont sit down
* Blaine is still alive
<Jerry_Springer> TAKE THAT MISSINGO NO.
<Blaine> my boobs saved me
<missingo> what!?
<Jerry_Springer> BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM
<Jerry_Springer> DIEEE
=-= corpse is now known as Zombee
<Zombee> brains
<Jerry_Springer> YOUR BOOBS WON'T LAST LONG
<Jerry_Springer> BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM
<missingo> you cant get mine
<Jerry_Springer> BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM
<TQQ> still alive
<Blaine> Fire!
<Jerry_Springer> DIE ZOMBIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Zombee> brains
<Zombee> BRAINS DON'T SHOOT
<Jerry_Springer> BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM
<Blaine> *squirt*

Posted by: the quiet quilava Aug 17 2008, 08:51 PM

she fails, i am an asshole.







BloodyScythe> where to buy a wlan cable?
<TQQ> xD
<TQQ> um
<TQQ> the store?
<dreammaster> store
<dreammaster> ebay
<dreammaster> online store
<TQQ> ALT+f4. one will appear in front of you.
<dreammaster> why?
<TQQ> watch, SD press alt+f4
<dreammaster> and what will it do?
<TQQ> it will bring up an awesome thing
<dreammaster> like what?
<FidelCastro> doesn't it quit something
<dreammaster> im watching
<TQQ> think of it like a master control thing for your computer.
|<-- dreammaster has left irc.systemnet.info (Quit: GTSPlus forever!)
<TQQ> xD
<FidelCastro>yep
<TQQ> she fails
<FidelCastro>jackass
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<TQQ>xD
<TQQ>XD
<TQQ>XD
<shadowdragon23i hate you

Posted by: Letan Aug 17 2008, 08:54 PM

[21:51] <BloodyScythe> /quit and /part are sitting on a tree. /part falls down, who's left?
[21:52] <--| TQQ has left #gtsplus
[21:52] <Letan> xD
[21:52] <BloodyScythe> XD
[21:52] <dreammaster> XD

One of life's many unanswered questions...

Posted by: shadowdragon23 Aug 17 2008, 08:57 PM

sweet revenge.

<BloodyScythe> /quit and /part are sitting on a tree. /part falls down, who's left?
*** TQQ has left #gtsplus
<Letan> xD
<BloodyScythe> XD
<dreammaster> XD
<Letan> High-five for that one
<BloodyScythe> one jackass more
<dreammaster> thanks
<BloodyScythe> Hi5, Letan
<dreammaster> high five
<BloodyScythe> but it looks like a part
<BloodyScythe> not a quit
<BloodyScythe> hi five, homies
<dreammaster> once agan thanks for doing that
<BloodyScythe> you're welcome
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<BloodyScythe> welcome back TQQ
<TQQ> i typed /part
<TQQ> i hate you
<dreammaster>
<TQQ> but
<TQQ> i deservered it
<dreammaster> you did
<TQQ> did anyone else do it?
<FidelCastro> wow
<dreammaster> no
<FidelCastro> that one was funny
<TQQ> i did it for lulz
<FidelCastro> that one was funny
<TQQ> i did it for the lulz
<FidelCastro> sure
<TQQ> im not stupid. <.>
<Letan> Suuuuuuuuuuuure
<FidelCastro> Sure you did
<TQQ> STFUNOOB
<Letan> xDDDDD
<FidelCastro> and my brother's name is paco
<BloodyScythe> TQQ you're the dumbass now
<dreammaster> lol

Posted by: FidelCastro Aug 18 2008, 03:36 PM

Me and Cookie_Monster rap battling. Not my idea.

<FidelCastro> I'm not a good freestylist, but I will
<Cookie_Monster> I'll be the judge
<darkness_angel> what now?
<FidelCastro> rap battling
<darkness_angel> >_>
<darkness_angel> your no help
<FidelCastro> it's where two people battle through rap
<Cookie_Monster> The name is cookie monster, you better be afraid, or I'll rip ya head off
<Cookie_Monster> C'mon
<darkness_angel> tell me when your done
<Cookie_Monster> You wanna do it, C'mon, C'mon
<Cookie_Monster> you wanna rap don't you?
<darkness_angel> ?????
<FidelCastro> hm?
<FidelCastro> sure
<FidelCastro> ahem
<FidelCastro> You think you can freestyle? no way
<Cookie_Monster> Now this looks like a job for me
<Cookie_Monster> So everybody, just follow me
<FidelCastro> You suck so much, you better be paid
<Cookie_Monster> (this is fun rapping btw)
<FidelCastro> Rap battles over the webnets, you think you're tough?
<FidelCastro> I'm fidel castro, and I'm callin your bluff
<FidelCastro> You live in england, where nothing is cheap
<darkness_angel> XD
<FidelCastro> not even your mom, $4 a peek
<Cookie_Monster> Come here little kiddies, On my lap
<Cookie_Monster> Guess who's back with a brand new rap?
<FidelCastro> Invitin' little kids to sit on your dick?
<darkness_angel> im the juge
<FidelCastro> Offering them lollipops, to take a lick?
<darkness_angel> ._.*blanck stare*
<Cookie_Monster> Guess who's the hoe? Fidel, you've been a naughty boy
<Cookie_Monster> Black girls
<Cookie_Monster> White girls
<Cookie_Monster> Skinny girls
<Cookie_Monster> Fat girls
<Cookie_Monster> Tall girls
<Cookie_Monster> Small girls
<Cookie_Monster> I'm callin' all girls
<Cookie_Monster> Everyone report to the dance floor
<darkness_angel> :|
<Cookie_Monster> Come here kids!
<Cookie_Monster> KIDS!
<darkness_angel> ._.*blanck stare*
<Cookie_Monster> May I have your attention please?
<Cookie_Monster> May the hoe stand up
<FidelCastro> Yo man, your rhymes are whack. You're like vanilla ice, 'cept you think you're black
<darkness_angel>
<darkness_angel> hes better than you
<empoleon_dynamite> But you're gunna get owned by a Spinerak!
<empoleon_dynamite> me fails
<FidelCastro> yeah fail man
<darkness_angel> your right
<Cookie_Monster> Yo, man, my rhymes are pure, yours are like oil
<darkness_angel> the winner is....
<FidelCastro> You keep callin me a hoe, like you're really something.
<darkness_angel> so close
<FidelCastro> Face the facts, yo ass is like a pumpkin
<FidelCastro>
<Cookie_Monster> (New rap)
<darkness_angel> the winner of the 1st one is
<darkness_angel> fidel?
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<FidelCastro> yeah bitch
<Letan> Hey
<FidelCastro> Hey letan
<darkness_angel> hi
<FidelCastro> me and cookie are rap battling
<Letan> Brb I wanna see this wicked storm
<Cookie_Monster> If there's any bitches in this room, then there's something I gotta say
<Cookie_Monster> For all the fools who fell for first girl who comes their way
<Letan> Back.
<Cookie_Monster> till I collapse I’m spilling these raps long as you feel em
<Letan> Epic storm clouds overhead.
<Letan> Double-click the person's name to start a private chat with them.
<Cookie_Monster> Till the day that I drop you’ll never say that I’m not killing them
<FidelCastro> your syllables are off beat, and they don't even rhyme.
<FidelCastro> Quit walkin up to dudes and askin for their time
<Cookie_Monster> Please, Fidel, stop touching little boys
<Cookie_Monster> With your wet willy
<Cookie_Monster> Who's the hoe?
<Cookie_Monster> You, You, You
<Cookie_Monster> *pervert
<FidelCastro> You say I'm a pedo, but you can't compete.
<darkness_angel>
<FidelCastro> You say I'm a hoe cause you can't take the HEAT
<Cookie_Monster> break plz
<darkness_angel> >_>
<Cookie_Monster> my heart is painful
<FidelCastro> You want a break now, is that it?
<Cookie_Monster> its better
<FidelCastro> I don't shit, I get lotsa tit.
<darkness_angel> when you you 2 be done?
<Cookie_Monster> Till the roof comes off, till the lights go out
<Cookie_Monster> Till my legs give out, can’t shut my mouth.
<Cookie_Monster> Till the smoke clears out and my high wear out
<Cookie_Monster> I’ma rip this shit till my bone collapse.
<Cookie_Monster> Till the roof comes off, till the lights go out
<Cookie_Monster> Till my legs give out, can’t shut my mouth.
<Cookie_Monster> Till the smoke clears out and my high wear out
<Cookie_Monster> I’ma rip this shit till my bone
<Cookie_Monster> collapse
<FidelCastro> we never gonna stop, this is way too fun.
<Cookie_Monster> irc log pl0x
<FidelCastro> His momma so ugly she's like atilla the hun
<darkness_angel> you are going to get piez in your face >=P
<FidelCastro> Throw piez in my face, I don't give a fuck
<darkness_angel> thats low
<darkness_angel> what you said befor that
<FidelCastro> Just don't throw them at him, he'll sound like a duck
* darkness_angel trows piez at bother of them
<FidelCastro> bashin his mom is low now?
<darkness_angel> no
<FidelCastro> why pay for the milk when you get the whole cow?
<Cookie_Monster> Now I'm gonna make you dance
<Cookie_Monster> It's your chance
<Cookie_Monster> Yeah boy shake that ass,
<Cookie_Monster> Oops i mean girl girl girl girl
<Cookie_Monster> Girl you know you're my world
<Cookie_Monster> (at Fidel)
<Letan> Shit this storm is epic.
<Cookie_Monster> (he's saying those things)
<FidelCastro> You slipped up, and sounded gay
<FidelCastro> I ain't tryin, it's time to play
<Cookie_Monster> Its time to rap some heavy shit
<FidelCastro> Bring it then, with yo cracker ass
<FidelCastro> This storm ain't never gonna pass
<FidelCastro> Darkness, you wanna break this up?
<Cookie_Monster> anyway
<FidelCastro> try kicken my balls, I'm wearing a cup
<Cookie_Monster> who wins overall?
<darkness_angel> >_>
<darkness_angel> its a tie
<FidelCastro> this shit ain't over, so don't try to run
<darkness_angel> well
<darkness_angel> mosly fidel is winning
<FidelCastro> I'll cap yo ass with my big-ass gun
<Cookie_Monster> I'm bringin' sexy back
<Cookie_Monster> Them other boys don't know how to act!
<Cookie_Monster> I think it's special what's behind your back.
<Cookie_Monster> So turn around and I'll pick up the slack!
<Cookie_Monster> (Take em' to the bridge!)
<darkness_angel> you can stop now
<Cookie_Monster> k
<FidelCastro> Now you're quoting Justin Timberlake?
<Cookie_Monster> yes lol
<FidelCastro> Man, just stop, your rhymes are fake.
<Cookie_Monster> that wasn't part of the battle btw
<Cookie_Monster> fun anyway
<Cookie_Monster> anyway
<FidelCastro> everything you say is part of the battle
<Cookie_Monster> is it?
<FidelCastro> Even yo momma, who looks like cattle
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<Raven> wouldn't saying that you want to fuck someone's mom be a compliment
<empoleon_dynamite> She looks like a Milktank, dontcha Thank?
<Raven> because it could also imply you're decent looking
<FidelCastro> I'll stop in 5 minutes, I'm servin you hard
<FidelCastro> you're tryin to rap but you sound like a bard
<Cookie_Monster> I'm tryin rap but you sound like your mom
<darkness_angel> stop now befor your riddels get dummerif you continue there dumer than you [or the other wy around]
<Cookie_Monster> (not in a bad way)
<darkness_angel> i bad at this
* Cookie_Monster S-T-O-P-S
<darkness_angel> thank you
<Cookie_Monster> so who wins overall?
<darkness_angel> fidle
<Raven> [04:17:10] <darkness_angel> stop now befor your riddels get dummerif you continue there dumer than you [or the other wy around]
<Raven> THIS
<FidelCastro> You're adding tons of (these), and not finishing your rhymes
<darkness_angel> you win in confudine thout
<FidelCastro> You run? well I guess it saves time.
* FidelCastro Stops

_____________________________________

Darkness_Angel was ShadowDragon23.
I took out all the random :| and ._. and "oh godz" that SD23 was spewing. Also I took out some other random crap that people were saying.

Posted by: the quiet quilava Aug 20 2008, 01:08 AM

<Shoutai> i work in a lawyers office...
<TQQ> shoutai, now every time i think of you, phoenix wright is stuck in my head
<Shoutai> wright ftw
<Shoutai> =]

<<<<<<<10 MINUTES LATER>>>>>>>>
* Shoutai does the "I got a date" dance
* TQQ slaps shoutai back to composure.
<Shoutai>
<TQQ> you needed it, you can thank me any time.
<Shoutai> OBJECTION
<TQQ> xD
<TQQ> *logging this*

Posted by: Shoutai Aug 20 2008, 01:30 AM

<LittleShadowPokemon> : Straight Homosexual? THat would be a Metro Sexual!
<+Shoutai> : LOL!
<LittleShadowPokemon> : It's true! Google it.


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<LittleShadowPokemon> I would rather not have sex. And French pronounces their letters. Their Pronunciation is more pure tha english!
<+Shoutai> YOU WOULD RATHER NOT HAVE WHAT?
<+Shoutai>
<Vidal> More pure?
<LittleShadowPokemon> I don't like sex. I don't like being touched.
<BloodyScyther> French just sound gay
<+Shoutai> Oh well... More sex for me...=D
<LittleShadowPokemon> French is awsome. -_-
<Vidal> No it isn't
<Vidal> It doesn't make sense.
<Earl> Shoutai and Earl - Taking LSP's sex for him.
<+Shoutai> JAPANESE > ALL
<BloodyScythe> i think its the most hate language over the whole world.
<+Shoutai> You Said it Earl!
<LittleShadowPokemon> Then you've never studied in Depth, or had a bad teacher.
<Earl> MANLY SEX BUDDIES!
<+Shoutai> LOL

Posted by: Wymsy Aug 21 2008, 03:44 PM

A random person IMed me. I decided to have fun with it.

Random person: heeeey
Wymsy: .... who are you?
Random person: ur dream grl
Wymsy: Very funny. I'm already spoken for.
Wymsy: I was just about to go and dismember my boyfriend. I was planning on eating his arm off. Want to watch?
Random person: u no how 2 party
Wymsy: Of course. And normal people dare call us intelligent people boring.
Random person: so... u got ne crak on u
Wymsy: Of course I do, how else would I have over 100 million dollars?
Wymsy: It's easy to not get caught. People aren't very crafty these days./
Random person: =-O SRSLY?
Wymsy: But of course. I have plenty of booze too.
Random person: we shod hook up sum time n party 2gthr
Wymsy: I'd rather not. You don't seem like a fun person. You seem rather boring.
Random person: but u said And normal people dare call us intelligent people boring.
Random person: ????
Wymsy: Oh please, you were not part of the collective "us" in that sentence.
Random person: u dnt think im smrt????
Wymsy: No I don't. Your spelling is horrible.
Random person: i can try 2 spell better if u want me 2 but itll take longer 4 me 2 type
Wymsy: It already took you long enough as is just to type that. Come on, how long are you going to continue this silly little game?
Random person: ?
Wymsy: I know who you are.
Random person: ?
Wymsy: Oh please. I have my sources. You're randomly IMing various people from another friend of mine's IM list.
Random person: no!!!! u lier!!!
Wymsy: I love how panicked you are. Angry that I found out your little game so quickly?
Wymsy: You don't seem to know who you're dealing with here.
Random person: u dont no who u r dealin with!!!!!
Wymsy: I'm so scared. Whatever shall I do?
Wymsy: Seriously. Do you know who I am?
Random person: no but do u no who i am????????
Wymsy: Of course I know who you are. Once again, you are merely a bored little girl running around IMing random people. You're playing a silly little game, is all.
Random person: my daddy is cop!!!!! i can hav u in jail 4 lyin!!!!!!!!
Wymsy: Your father is a cop. How cute. Where do you live, little girl? No specifics, just give me the country.
Random person: usa y
Wymsy: Figured as much.
Random person: ??
Wymsy: Besides, if I can get put in jail for lying, you can too.
Wymsy: But you're more guilty than I am.
Random person: ????
Random person: wut u mean
Wymsy: Absentmindedness is amusing.
Random person: ???
Wymsy: Perhaps I'll just send a few dozen nukes flying your way, then.
Random person: WAAAAT
Random person: I CAN HAV U IN JAIL 4 THRET
Wymsy: Again, you don't know who you're dealing with. And how many people are on my side, as well.
Random person: U DONT 2
Wymsy: Sure I don't. You keep thinking that.
Wymsy: Not my fault you fucked around with the wrong person.
Random person: U SWOR
Wymsy: Words are words.
Random person: BAD WORDS THO!!!!!!!!!
Wymsy: The words aren't bad, you're just a brainwashed little cunt.
Random person: HEY THAT BAD WORD 2
Wymsy: Cunt cunt cunt cunt.
Random person: nooo
Wymsy: Yessss
Random person: i can hav u IN JAIL 4 DAT
Random person: WHO R THE PPL IMING MEEEE
Wymsy: I told you not to mess with me.
Random person: ur the 1 bein mean!!!!!
Wymsy: So? I never said I was a nice person.
Random person: u hav 2 b nice
Random person: or i can hav u in jail
Random person: n u get to hav rape in jail from a fat guy
Random person: U NO WANT HAV RAPE DO U?????
Random person: U NO WANT 2 HAV RAPE!!!!!!
Wymsy: It's not rape if I consent.
Random person: ?
Wymsy: You are quite the moron. Your stupidity almost impresses me. I sure know it amuses me, though.
Random person: wut is a consent
Random person: duz it mean no rape????
Random person: I WANT 1 HOW I GET 1
Wymsy: I love how easy it is to see that you're fucking around.
Wymsy: Really though, how long are you going to keep this up?
Random person: ????
Random person: wut u mean
Wymsy: Ah so you require me to do dumb it down.... well you are.... how you say.... stupid.
Random person: y am i stupid????????
Wymsy: I can't explain it without confusing you.
Random person: ? y
Wymsy: Because you're stupid. I thought that much was obvious.
Random person: NO U
Wymsy: Do you know how old and tired that remark is?
Random person: ??
Wymsy: Clearly this is a test of patience. I accept your challenge!
Random person: no
Random person: idk wut u ment
Random person: whos letan
Random person: they mesd up they want hav rape
Wymsy: You'll have to forgive Letan, he thinks with his penis.
Random person: EW HE HAS BRANZ IN PP???
Wymsy: You sure will make great entertainment for the hundreds of people that are going to see this conversation, missy.
Random person: ????
Wymsy: You're going to be a star!
Random person: kewl
Wymsy: Smile for the camera~
Random person: k
Random person: :-D
Random person: i hav 2 go now
Random person: mommy want me 2 bi bi

Posted by: the quiet quilava Aug 21 2008, 04:43 PM

((i was one of the people Im'ng the random person mentioned in wymsy's post.))
XninjaxjustinX: hi
random person: who r u
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RANDOM PERSON has logged off.

Posted by: Atrum Monarchia Aug 22 2008, 07:02 PM

I bring up my stalkers while asking for help on Julius Caesar.
**
<Fallen_Archangel> Does anyone here have extreme knowledge of Julius Caesar?
<Letan> Nope.
<BloodyScythe> Fallen_Archangel do you listne to metal?
<Earl> Run quickly to Barnes And Nobles, grab Cliffnotes.
<ChroniclerC> I have Wikipedia, does that count?
<Fallen_Archangel> I don't have a car...
<Fallen_Archangel> And Sparknotes is better.
<Earl> Run quickly.
<Fallen_Archangel> The nearest one is 30 minutes by car and a highway away.
<Earl> You say potato, I say tomato.
<Earl> Hitchhike~
<Fallen_Archangel> Eew no. Then I'll get picked up by a creepy stalker.
<Fallen_Archangel> I have 3 stalkers.
<Earl> worst comes to worst, google julius caesar wiki/explanation.
<ChroniclerC> Only three?
<Fallen_Archangel> Yeah, 3. All Sophomores.
<Earl> Male? Female? Hawt?
<Fallen_Archangel> One male, Two Females, none hot.
<Earl> Dang.
<Earl> Smart?
<Fallen_Archangel> Nope.
<Fallen_Archangel> Nope.
<missingno> people must like you a lot xD
<missingno> but male
<ChroniclerC> Popular? Hey, why are you laughing?
<missingno> thats just strange
<Earl> Weeeelll...you could have them take jobs and give you money!
<Fallen_Archangel> He introduced me to stalker #3
<Earl> PROBLEM SOLVED!
<Fallen_Archangel> .....
<Fallen_Archangel> No, Earl. Just no.
<Earl> DX
<missingno> tell me how the male became yout stalker
<Earl> Here's me, just trying to make a solution, and THE MAN is rejecting them all.
<Fallen_Archangel> He found my friend's pictures of me on Facebook and told me stalker #3 thought I was cute.
<Fallen_Archangel> Then he adds me.
<Fallen_Archangel> Then tells me to ass Stalker #3.
<Fallen_Archangel> OSHIT. I MEANT ADD.
<Earl> XDDDDDD
<Fallen_Archangel> GODDAMN KEYBOARD.
<missingno> XD
* Fallen_Archangel smashes his keyboard to bits
<Fallen_Archangel> Oh, I ADD stalker#3 and find out she's dating someone.
<Fallen_Archangel> What a freaking waste.
<missingno> and she is still stalking you
<missingno> oh god
<Fallen_Archangel> Nah, she stopped. I think. Stalker #2 tried a bit ago.
<Fallen_Archangel> But failed
<Fallen_Archangel> Stalker #1 is the only one left.
<Earl> Which would be...?
<Fallen_Archangel> A friend of my friend who was in my Portuguese class who left after 2 weeks.
<Fallen_Archangel> Every freaking day she'd appear at my locker.
<ChroniclerC> And people wonder why I don't do any of those social networking sites.
<Fallen_Archangel> Before school, during school, and after school.
<Fallen_Archangel> It was really scary.
* Earl quickly changes his facebook to "Friends Only"
<Fallen_Archangel> Mine IS friends only.
<missingno> thats probuly going to go on for hole life
<ChroniclerC> There are only a few people in RL that I want associating with my Internet version, and vice versa.
<Fallen_Archangel> Everyone on my Facebook I know.
<missingno> then why did you put then in your friend list?
<Fallen_Archangel> Except for when I had Stalkers #2 and #3, and the really hot but weird girl from Oklahoma.
<ChroniclerC> Ew. Oklahoma.
<Letan> I've never been stalked.
<Letan>
<Earl> KAZYX! BECOME LETAN'S STALKER!
<Earl> GOGOGO!
* Fallen_Archangel stalks Letan.
<Earl> That works.
<Kazyx> MK!
<Letan> NUUUUUUUUUU
<Letan> I no want hav rape!
<Letan> No rape! No rape!
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<Earl> Not rape if it is consensual with both parties.
<Fallen_Archangel> As someone new joins the chat.
<ChroniclerC> Ahoy.
<Kazyx> xD
<masrelga> hey
* Earl facepalms.
* Fallen_Archangel dies of laughter
<Earl>
<Fallen_Archangel>
<Letan> Wut is consensual? Dos it mean no rape????
<Letan> I WANT 1 HOW I GET 1
<Earl> XDDD
<Letan> xD
<Earl> IT's simple.
<Fallen_Archangel> IT MEANS WHEN U WANT TO HAVE HOT SECKS AND SO DOES YOUR PARTNER
<Fallen_Archangel> DUH
<Earl> Just...
<Letan> It came from the IRC chat log from yesterday.
<Earl> DASTARD YOU DERAILED MY TRAIN OF THOUGHT
<Letan> With that 'u no want hav rape' person from AIM.

Posted by: Earl Aug 24 2008, 06:50 PM

<Letin> WHO ARE YOU, LATIN???
<Latin> I am Latin
<Letin> ...
<Latin> The greatest language on the face of the planet
<Latin>
<Letin> bee arr bee.
<Latin> Okay, Letan
<Latin> ...
<Latin> Latin...
<Latin> >.>
<Latin> LETIN
<Letan> Laten?
<Latin>
<Latin> THERE'S ANOTHER?
<Latin> WHERE?
<Letin> WHO'S THAT?
* Letin looks around.
<Letin> THERE! THAT BLOATED FISH!
<Rolexe> why what should my name be?
*** Rolexe is now known as Lutan
<Letin> Alton Rolexe, PI.
<Letin> That has a good ring to it.
*** Lutan is now known as Lutin
* Letin scribbles it down.
<Lutin> Letin is Earl and Latin is... wait I wont say
<Letin> AHHHHHHHHHH
<Latin> Latin is the mother of languages, from my understanding
<Letin> No, points, grunts, and farts are.
<Letin> It's not like cavemen spoke Latin.
<Latin> No,
<Latin> They spoke Ugh
<Latin> Which wasn't even a language
<Latin> More like the sound of bowel movement
<Latin> >.>
<Letin> Ugh ugh, urgh ugh ughughugh
<Lutin> http://notalwaysright.com/ah-students/500
<Lutin> ugh
<Lutin> ugg*
<Letan> Holy crap people change back I'm too confused
<Latin> xD
<Latin> WIN
<Letin> Whatthfudge
<Lutin> we need two more ppl unless we count 'y'
<Letin> Letan, change your name to Lotin.
<Letan> No
<Latin> xD
<Letan> I'm the original.
* Letin is nao emo.
<Latin> Lotin's so much cooler
<Letan> And who the hell is who?!
<Latin> And Le Tan was some dynasty dude
<Lutin> I'm me
<Letin> I'm me.
<Latin> Google him
<Latin> I'm you
<Letin> And he's someone else.
<Latin>
<Latin> Wow
<Latin> How confusing
<Letan>
<Letin> Said Latin to Letin.
<Latin> So Letan's Letin, while Latin's Letan
<Letin> While Letan said
<Letin> Lutin is silent.
<Latin> And where is Lotin?
<Lutin> /me is not silent
<Letin> He's the gay one of the group.
<Latin> Lotin isn't gay
<Letin> We ignore him.
<Latin> If he's gay
<Latin> That makes us all gay
<Latin> >.>
<Latin> Because we are Lotin
<Letin> Damn.
<Lutin> I still know who everyone is ^^
<Letan> I don't!
<Letin> CURSE YOU, LUTIN!
<Letan> Change back dammit!
* Letin shakes a fist.



<Earl> Riley?
<Raven> Riley
<Raven> yeah
<Earl> Yeah.

Posted by: Letan Aug 26 2008, 10:34 PM

[22:53] <Earl> Alright, let's play. You change one word in the phrase I say. 'In New Jersey, we love urban polos.'
[22:53] <Wymsy> In New Jersey, we love urban tomatoes.
[22:53] <Shoutai> I'm New Jersey, we love urban fags"
[22:53] <Sweet_Apple_Pi> In New Jersey, we grow urban tomatoes.
[22:54] <Earl> In New Jersey, we grow Jersey tomatos.
[22:54] <Wymsy> In New Hampshire, we grow urban tomatoes
[22:54] <Shoutai> >.>
[22:54] <Earl> Ok, we need a pattern.
[22:54] <Letan> In New Hampshire, we grow rotten tomatoes.
[22:54] <Sweet_Apple_Pi> Near New Hampshire, we grow rotten tomatoes.
[22:54] <Earl> Wysmy-Shoutai-Letan-SAP-myself. Objections?
[22:54] <Sweet_Apple_Pi> nope.
[22:54] <Letan> OBJECTION!
[22:54] <Shoutai> no
[22:54] <Letan> Nope.
[22:55] <Wymsy> Yeah
[22:55] <Earl> OVERRULED, PHOENIX
[22:55] <Wymsy> I'm busy eating
[22:55] <Wymsy> I'll watch
[22:55] <Shoutai> xD
[22:55] <Earl> Kay.
[22:55] <Wymsy> om nom nom
[22:55] <Sweet_Apple_Pi> i just went, so Earl, go
[22:55] <Earl> Near New Hampshire, we grow rotten tigers.
[22:55] <Shoutai> Near New Hampshire, we eat rotten tigers.
[22:56] <Letan> Near New York, we eat rotten tigers.
[22:57] <Sweet_Apple_Pi> Near New York, we eat rotten babies.
[22:57] <Earl> Near New York, we eat 400 babies.
[22:57] <Shoutai> Near Earl's House, we eat 400 babies.
[22:58] <Letan> Near Earl's House, we steal 400 babies.
[22:58] <Sweet_Apple_Pi> Near Earl's House, Shoutai steals 400 babies
[22:58] <Earl> Near Earl's house, Shoutai steals 400 dollars.
[22:59] <Shoutai> Near Earl's house, Shoutai steals 400 pokemanz
[22:59] <Wymsy> Near Earl's House, Shoutai fornicates 400 Pokémon
[22:59] <Wymsy> I'd imagine your dick would get tired after just three.
[22:59] <Sweet_Apple_Pi> Near your house, Shoutai fornicates 400 pokemanz
[22:59] <Letan> Near Earl's basement, Shoutai fornicates 400 Pokemon.
[23:00] <Earl> Depends how much sperm it takes.
[23:00] <Shoutai> I got what it takes... =D
[23:00] <Kazzette_Player> >.>
[23:00] <Sweet_Apple_Pi> ah whoops i went outta order
[23:00] <Earl> Near Earl's basement, Shoutai fornicates over 9000 Pokemon.
[23:00] <Wymsy> But can you beat.... ROBOPENIS?!
[23:00] <Earl>
[23:00] <Shoutai> anyday, wymz... anyday
[23:00] <Wymsy> http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/1352/palkia2ys0.gif
[23:00] <Wymsy> FEAR HIS MIGHTY ROAR OF ERECTION
[23:00] <Shoutai> Near Earl's Basement, Shoutai fornicates over 9000 robots.
[23:01] <Shoutai> LOL! palkia got an erection alright
[23:02] <Wymsy> Cum attack!
[23:02] <Wymsy> http://img53.imageshack.us/img53/8196/palkiapx9.gif
[23:02] <Sweet_Apple_Pi> and i look.
[23:02] <Shoutai> hum.. SAP, your turn?
[23:02] <Sweet_Apple_Pi> i thought i was after Letan
[23:02] <Letan> I'm jumping out of the sentence game for now
[23:02] <Sweet_Apple_Pi> oh ok
[23:02] <Shoutai> oh... it is him
[23:02] <Shoutai> oh... =x
[23:03] <Shoutai> lol! cum attack... xD
[23:03] <Sweet_Apple_Pi> Near Earl's mother (sorry!), Shoutai fornicates over 9000 robots.
[23:03] <Shoutai> wow... didnt see that one coming...
[23:03] <Earl> OHHH
[23:04] <Earl> OHH SNAP
[23:04] <Letan> Hosnap.
[23:04] * Sweet_Apple_Pi hides.
[23:04] <Sweet_Apple_Pi> I said sorry?
[23:04] <Letan> No you didn't.
[23:04] <Earl> Near Sap's father, Shoutai fornicates over 9000 robots.
[23:04] <Letan> [23:03] <Sweet_Apple_Pi> Near Earl's mother (haha!), Shoutai fornicates over 9000 robots
[23:04] <Shoutai> LOL LETAN
[23:05] <Sweet_Apple_Pi> thanks letan.
[23:05] <Letan> Welcome.
[23:05] <Sweet_Apple_Pi> u'll regret that when you need something one day
[23:05] <Shoutai> Near SAP's father, Shoutai fornicates 9000 women! (hehehe)
[23:05] <Sweet_Apple_Pi> oh god.
[23:05] <Sweet_Apple_Pi> Near SAP's Ludicolo, Shoutai fornicates 9000 women
[23:05] <Sweet_Apple_Pi> meh, why not.
[23:06] <Kazzette_Player>
[23:06] <Earl> Near SAP's cumslave, Shoutai fornicates 9000 women.
[23:06] <Letan> If any of you mention my Lucario, I'll cry
[23:06] <Shoutai> Near Letan's Lucario, Shoutai fornicates 9000 women!
[23:06] <Shoutai> u asked for it
[23:06] <Kazzette_Player> xD
[23:06] <Letan>
[23:06] <Earl> You had to say it
[23:06] * Letan goes to sit and cry in the emo corner
[23:07] * Shoutai points at emo kid and laughs
[23:07] <Sweet_Apple_Pi> Near Letan's Lucario, Shoutai disappoints 9000 women
[23:07] <Shoutai> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[23:07] <Sweet_Apple_Pi> O BURN
[23:07] <Shoutai> you'll pay for this
[23:07] <Letan> Oooooh snap
[23:07] <Kazzette_Player> Don't laugh at emo kids... They're people too
[23:07] <Earl> Near Letan's Lucario, Shoutai destroys 9000 women.
[23:08] <Shoutai> Near Letan's Lucario, Shoutai destroys 9000 SAPs
[23:08] <Sweet_Apple_Pi> gosh, there better not be more of me.
[23:08] <Sweet_Apple_Pi> one of me is annoying enough
[23:08] <Shoutai> >.>
[23:08] <Kazzette_Player> Near Letan's Lucario, Shoutai destroys the one SAP
[23:08] <Shoutai> yay \o/
[23:08] <Sweet_Apple_Pi> Near Letan's Lucario, Shoutai destroys his Caterpie.
[23:08] <Letan> o/\o
[23:09] <Shoutai> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT CATERPIE
[23:09] <Earl> In Letan's Lucario, Shoutai destroys his foes.
[23:09] <Shoutai> ok... now you are in for it
[23:09] <Shoutai> IN?
[23:09] <Shoutai> ewww...
[23:09] <Kazzette_Player> o-o/
[23:09] <Earl> ayyyy
[23:09] <Letan> O__o
[23:09] <Kazzette_Player> Letan's Lucario has just been violated
[23:09] <Sweet_Apple_Pi> poor Lucario.
[23:09] <Shoutai> With Letan's Lucario, Shoutai OBLITARATES caterpie's foes
[23:10] <Letan> High-fives for that
[23:10] <Earl> Turnin' it up to Eleven.
[23:10] <Shoutai> o/\o
[23:10] <Shoutai> im going to step out of the game for a sec... getting another burger... brb
[23:10] <Sweet_Apple_Pi> With natural male enhancement, Shoutai OBLITERATES his "caterpie's" foes
[23:11] <Earl> With Smilin' Bob, Shoutai OBLITERATES his "Caterpie's" foes
[23:12] <Sweet_Apple_Pi> With Smilin' Bob, Shoutai fornicates his "Caterpie's" foes
[23:13] <Earl> With Smilin' Bob, Shoutai satisfies his "Caterpie's" foes
[23:13] <Sweet_Apple_Pi>
[23:13] <Sweet_Apple_Pi> Without Smilin' Bob, Shoutai satisfies his "Caterpie's" foes
[23:13] <Sweet_Apple_Pi> he no need it
[23:14] <Earl> Without Smiling at all, Shoutai satisfies his "Caterpie's" foes
[23:14] <Shoutai> back...
[23:14] <Shoutai> u sick perverts
[23:14] <Sweet_Apple_Pi> Without Smiling at all, Shoutai satisfies himself.
[23:15] <Sweet_Apple_Pi> wait wha?
[23:15] <Shoutai> Smiling like hell, Shoutai satisfies himself
[23:16] <Letan> Smiling like hell, Shoutai relieves himself
[23:16] <Sweet_Apple_Pi> rofl
[23:16] <Letan> \o/
[23:16] <Shoutai> lol
[23:17] <Wymsy> Smiling like hell, Shoutai touches himself
[23:17] <Earl> Smiling like hell, Shoutai loses himself.
[23:17] <Sweet_Apple_Pi> Smiling like hell, Shoutai loses a limb.
[23:17] <Shoutai> Smiling like hell, Shoutai wins a limb
[23:18] <Earl> Smiling like hell, Shoutai wins the internet.
[23:19] <Sweet_Apple_Pi> Frowning like hell, Shoutai wins the internet.
[23:20] <Shoutai> Frowning like hell, Shoutai wins the world
[23:20] * Sweet_Apple_Pi is dropping out.
[23:21] <Earl> Frowning like hell, Shoutai ruled the world.
[23:22] <Shoutai> blarg
[23:22] <Letan> Frowning like hell, Shoutai destroyed the world.
[23:22] <Shoutai> While in hell, Shoutai destroyed the world
[23:24] <Earl> While in hell, Shoutai destroyed your mom.
[23:24] <Shoutai> xD
[23:24] <Sweet_Apple_Pi> some should log this
[23:24] <Letan> While in hell, Shoutai raped your mom.
[23:24] <Sweet_Apple_Pi> not it
[23:24] <Letan> not it
[23:24] <Earl> not it
[23:25] <Earl> Fine.
[23:25] <Shoutai> sheesh, Im doint lots of things tonight
[23:25] <Letan> ......or are you?
[23:25] <Shoutai> While in Hell, Shoutai raped your babies
[23:25] <Letan> *THINKING FACE*
[23:26] <Shoutai> i fornicated over 3 different things, destroyed women, stole money, penetrated your lucario, won the internet, destroyed the world, now raped your mom and your babies
[23:26] <Shoutai> >.>
[23:26] <Shoutai> and I touched myself... xD
[23:26] <Letan> Wow, that should be put in your sig.

Posted by: Gilgamesh Aug 27 2008, 10:18 PM

* &Wymsy smiles
<+monkey> ... wymsy smiled?
<Tangerine> It's time to d-d-d-d, d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d...wait wymsy smiled
<Tangerine> ?
<Cheese> ...the world is going to end..
<MEGA_FRUIT> Alt + F4!
<Pi-mato> thats like when i learn that diglett have feet.
<+monkey> oh shit
<MEGA_FRUIT> IT'S THE ONLY THING TO DO
<Tangerine> Holy shit this is going in the irc thread
<Pi-mato> *learned
<+monkey> someone log this quick

Done and Done

Posted by: empoleon dynamite Aug 29 2008, 08:12 PM

<Ted_Bundy> I'm Ted Bundy
<Ted_Bundy> I'm here on behalf of ED
<evil_bunny> ok
<Ted_Bundy> Heard of me?
<evil_bunny> i need to use the shipwreak part of your RP if i can. id i cant ill change it.
<Ted_Bundy> No you can come up with you're own story
<evil_bunny> so may i?
<Ted_Bundy> it's not that hard
<evil_bunny> ok.
<evil_bunny> i need to think of something
<Ted_Bundy> if you can't think of you're own plot, you shouldn't be running an RP.
<evil_bunny> they cant just come out of thin-
<evil_bunny> you know that mite just work
<Ted_Bundy> Stranding people on an Island still isn't origional. Even if they crash land on a plane.
<evil_bunny> they are in there house and when they wake up there are on the island!
<evil_bunny> wait....
<evil_bunny> thats like Squirtlecuno RP
<evil_bunny> i cant really think of anything....
<Ted_Bundy>
<Ted_Bundy> If I was Ted Bundy, you don't wanna know what i'd do to you...
<evil_bunny> all i need is how they get on to the island.
<evil_bunny> but i cant think of anything!
<Ted_Bundy> Why?! It's still a clone of my RP if it's set on an Island!!

Posted by: Darck Aug 31 2008, 10:28 PM

User mode for Darck is now +r
<Emeril> LOOK AT THAT BACON SIZZLE!
<Gilgamesh> Push Button
<Darck> Earl...I presume..
<Gilgamesh> Recive Bacon
<Emeril> Recieve bacon.
<Emeril>
<Gilgamesh> lolz
<Gilgamesh>
<Emeril> HOW DID YOU KNOW?
<Emeril> DEMON CHILD!
<Darck> Thank you


I always knew my parent's were a bit different..

Posted by: Sweet Apple Pi Aug 31 2008, 11:21 PM

Me, Darck, Shoutai, and Earl talking about jeans and Shoutai's love life.

<Earl> I have one thing to say- Why do women working at clothes stores at the mall insist upon wearing clothes that reveal their brassiere?
<Sweet_Apple_Pi> beats me.
<Earl> Not that I'm complaining, but nonetheless, it happens often.
<Sweet_Apple_Pi> speaking of malls, i gotta return a pair of jeans.
<Darck> Speaking of Jeans I need to do laundry
<Earl> I was at one for over 3 hours, shopping. >_>
<Sweet_Apple_Pi> just looked at the size, and when i got home they turned out to be slim fit.
<Sweet_Apple_Pi> I am not obese, but i am DEFINITELY not slim fit. >_>
<Sweet_Apple_Pi> i cant believe that there are people out there that can wear them. well, yes i can, but enough for stores to have so many in stock?
<Sweet_Apple_Pi> most people just look disgusting in em.
<Shoutai> ...
<Darck> Yeah... I generally wear Cargo pants... my favorite type..
<Shoutai> jeans...
<Shoutai> baggy jeans...
* Earl wears slim fit. >_>
<Sweet_Apple_Pi> >_> no offense.
<Earl> No, you said most, so I fit in with the left over 10%
<Darck> 1%.... 10% is to many.
<Sweet_Apple_Pi> boot cut is my preferred. or relaxed straight.
<Earl> 4.32%
<Sweet_Apple_Pi> most people just dont have the build to fit/look good in skinny jeans, thats all.
<Shoutai> although, I mostly prefer to be pant-less... specially if there is a chick with me... =DDDDDDDDDDDDDD
<Sweet_Apple_Pi> i bet that happens often.
<Sweet_Apple_Pi> </sarcasm>
<Shoutai> you have no Idea
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<Shoutai> and screw your sarcasm
<Darck> Not as often as he would like
<Sweet_Apple_Pi> ur on a pokemon chatroom.
<Shoutai> yeah... but where was I before I came here?
<Shoutai> =]
<Darck> Cooking
<Shoutai> BEFORE THAT
<Sweet_Apple_Pi> lol im jk with ya.
<Shoutai> xD
* Shoutai removes his pants
<Darck> College...
<Shoutai> im going to bed now
<Shoutai> I dont have college on sundays
<Shoutai> >.>
<Sweet_Apple_Pi> have fun with that... i guess.
<Shoutai> i was out with 3 chicks...
<Darck> Your mom, sister, and neice don't count.
<Sweet_Apple_Pi> rofl
<Shoutai> family are not chicks
<Darck> Gah... family full of dudes...
<Darck> *scary*
<Sweet_Apple_Pi> three baby chickens dont count either
<Shoutai> GODAMMIT
<Shoutai> stop misinterpreting me...
<Shoutai> xD
<Sweet_Apple_Pi>
<Darck> Haha I can't stop laughing
<Shoutai> just u wait
<Shoutai> >.>
<Darck> Dude I got a fiance, an obese brother, a kid, and I live at home... what can you possible do to me that hasn't already been said =]
<Sweet_Apple_Pi> the chicks shouldnt look like baby chickens either... thatd be kinda gross.
<Shoutai> i can still kick your ass... xD
<Darck> Correction
<Darck> You can TRY
<Darck> lol
<Shoutai> jk man jk... i would do that to u
<Shoutai> I would DESTROY YOU
<Darck> Yeah I know you would
<Shoutai> xD
<Darck> lol
<Darck> But still....You'd have to try
<Shoutai> i often succed
<Sweet_Apple_Pi> FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!!!
<Darck> Psh... often...
* Shoutai bitchslaps Darck
<Darck> Oh oh oh...you gotta bring in the bitch slapping...
<Sweet_Apple_Pi> what ru, gay? roundhouse kick him in the face!!!
<Darck> thats just sad.. your sister teach you how to do that?
=-= Shoutai is now known as angry_nigga_Chick
<angry_nigga_Chick> WHATCHA GONNA DO NOW?
<Sweet_Apple_Pi> BIIIG MAMA.
<Darck> Angry nigga chick...he changed gender and race...
<angry_nigga_Chick> xD
<Darck> Now... I have to do one thing...
=-= angry_nigga_Chick is now known as Shoutai
<Darck> *calls Jerry Springer*
<Shoutai> hahaha
<Sweet_Apple_Pi> ROFL
<Shoutai> http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v57/Kimary/IMG_5439.jpg
<Shoutai> and those are not family members
<Shoutai> hehehe
<Sweet_Apple_Pi> Jerry Springer... the only season of Dancing with the Stars I watched
<Darck> photoshop
<Shoutai> nope...
<Darck> lol
<Shoutai> no photoshop here on this labtop
<Shoutai> or any img editing software
<Shoutai> see how Brazil is good?
<Sweet_Apple_Pi> i dont have photoshop either
<Sweet_Apple_Pi> and i live in the good ol' us of a
<Darck> I can see...two women smiling, one woman eh kinda alright happy, and a dude...acting like he isnt having a good time
<Sweet_Apple_Pi> thats what i see too.
<Shoutai> I dont smile in pictures...
<Darck> *roundhouse kicks Shoutai in the face* HAVE MORE FUN WITH HAREMS
<Shoutai> and thats cuz we didnt take pics of what we did after that pic
<Sweet_Apple_Pi> ohhhhh, those r ur three chicks?
<Shoutai> yeah
<Darck> Did they each take strap ons and do a train on you?
<Shoutai> damn, it took u that long to figure it out?
<Shoutai> no they did not
<Darck> Gah I just grossed myself out
<Sweet_Apple_Pi> im slow.
<Gilgamesh> <Darck> Did they each take strap ons and do a train on you?
<Gilgamesh> <+Shoutai> damn, it took u that long to figure it out?
<Gilgamesh> lolcake
<Shoutai> DAMMIT
<Darck> Hahahahaha
<Sweet_Apple_Pi> how much did you pay them? lol jk
<Shoutai> STUPID IRC
<Gilgamesh> saves in notepad
<Darck> *posts in the IRC log*
<Darck> DAN
<Darck> DAMNIT
<Shoutai> u better post the whole thing
<Darck> I was the last person to post...
<Sweet_Apple_Pi> not it
<Darck> Rawr...Earl, step up to the plate...someone needs to post
<Sweet_Apple_Pi> fine i'll just do it.

Posted by: Gilgamesh Sep 1 2008, 08:39 PM

<FidelCastro> whirlwind is an egg move on skarmory.
<Darck> He
<Darck> Heh*
* FidelCastro used frustration
* @Letan used First of May on Kazyx
<Weegee> Who isa this Kazyx?
<FidelCastro> and I already used my areal ace on the skarm I have
* @Letan used First of May on Weegee.
<Weegee> OoO
* Weegee was First of May'd
<Malleo> FIRE FLOWER
<Darck> I might be able to breed both Aerial Ace and Whirlwind onto a skarmory..
<Darck> Hell also Brave Bird if you want it haha
<Malleo> question
<Malleo> well brave bird yes
<FidelCastro> areal ace doesn't breed onto it
<FidelCastro> does it?
<Malleo> but why aerial ace
<FidelCastro> I'd like brave bird, but areal ace is better, right?
<Weegee> TMs carry over, if I'm not mistaken
<FidelCastro> oh sweet
<FidelCastro> nvm then
<Malleo> brave bird does more damage, is accurate, and you can heal with roost
<Malleo> it's D/P
<@Letan> Weegee, You forgot the line "Everyone who needed fucking well they, They got fucked today" applies to the First of May attack.
<FidelCastro> areal ace can't miss
<Malleo> keep them on their toes
<Weegee> Sorry, Letan
<Malleo> aerial ace is 2 slow
<FidelCastro> not when you speed EV
<Darck> How is Aerial ace too slow?
<Malleo> not enough damage
<FidelCastro> So you say
<Weegee> Aerial Ace also has a guarenteed hit
<Darck> I use it all the time and OHKO with it..
<Malleo> brave bird should too
<Weegee> guaranteed*
<Darck> and I do mean ALL the time...especially when people bring fighting pokemon to my gym...
<FidelCastro> but when someone lowers your accuracy
<Malleo> unless 1: garchomp and sand veil friends
<@Letan> ^ Thanks for the heads up Darck.
<@Letan>
<FidelCastro> Prepaire to be annoyed
<Malleo> and 2 who the hell uses acc reducers
<FidelCastro> some moves do that
<Malleo> mud slap
<FidelCastro> some attack moves
<Malleo> or maybe sand attack
<Malleo> ...
<FidelCastro> no, good attack moves
<Malleo> yeah
<FidelCastro> can't remember which
<FidelCastro> ¬_¬
<Malleo> octozuka or something
<FidelCastro> yeah
<Malleo> yeah people use surf
<TQQ> ehh
<Malleo> get with the program
<TQQ> aerial ace wins
<FidelCastro> I'm the only one who uses octazooka, I guess
<Malleo> indeed
<FidelCastro> aerial ace still wins
<TQQ> who the fuck are you?
<Darck> I use BB on one pokemon, the rest use Aerial ace.
<Malleo> aerial ace only wins if you CAN'T use brave bird
<FidelCastro> go suck a penis malleo
<TQQ> you could have both! =D
<FidelCastro> whoever you are
<Malleo> where is the backed up proof
<Malleo> please show me it
<Darck> Where is yours?
<FidelCastro> You're stupid
<TQQ> WHO TEH FUCK IS MALLEO?
<FidelCastro> that's my proof
<Malleo> More Damage
<Malleo> Gilga
<Malleo> mesh
<TQQ> oh
<Malleo> <.<
<TQQ> k thern
<TQQ> carry on
<FidelCastro> you're stupid and noone knows who you are
<FidelCastro>
<Malleo> Brave Bird does more damage in the high stakes game of D/P
<FidelCastro> ok you know what
<Malleo> plus on skarm, recover with roost
<FidelCastro> I'm not using brave bird
<FidelCastro> you know why?
<Malleo> otherwise if you can't recover your more often than not a sweeper
<FidelCastro> because my moveset needs something that doesn't damage me
<FidelCastro> OK
<FidelCastro> My moveset would have to be changed entirely for brave bird
<FidelCastro> and I like it how it is
<FidelCastro> so just shut the fuck up already ARGHGHEGEHGH
<Malleo> fine then, be that way
<Malleo> point still stands
<Malleo> im happy
<FidelCastro> It's not always better
<Malleo> 9:10
<Malleo> unless you can give examples
<Darck> Its like 8:53 here..
<@Letan> 8:54.
<Malleo> not talking time, 9 ot of 10
<FidelCastro> something like 7:54
<Malleo> 7:54 if you care though
<@Letan> You mean 9/10?
<Malleo> *out
<Malleo> ratios
<FidelCastro> more like 7/10 man
<Malleo> prove it ploz
<Malleo> *plox
<@Letan> Ratio would be 9 to 10.
<Malleo> or 9:10
<@Letan> Out of is 9/10.
<Malleo> belive it or not there's 3 ways to write them
<Malleo> in any case please do go on
<Darck> brb
<TQQ> 8:55
<Darck> But when I get back, expect an explanation as to AA beats BB + Roost
<TQQ> aerial ace WINS GODAMNIT SO EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP
<TQQ> rhere is your explaination darck
<Malleo> or in the case of non skarms, BB alone vs AA
* @Letan walks away from the conversation.
<TQQ> aerial ace+speed EV
<FidelCastro> damnit I need something with whirlwind to fuck my skarmory
<Malleo> pidgey
* @Letan uses First of May on Skarmory.
<FidelCastro> I'm not training a pidgey
<Malleo> i think starly can learn it too, not sure
<FidelCastro> woah this natu has areal ace
<FidelCastro> I just don't wanna train anything right now
<Malleo> AA is more widespread
<TQQ> alot of pokemon can learn aerial ace, that is why it is awesome
<Malleo> There that's it's advantage
<Malleo> *only
<FidelCastro> and brave bird needs two moves to be better
<FidelCastro> brave bird needs roost
<Malleo> hello Fidel
<FidelCastro> hi
<Malleo> did you know all skarms have roost
<FidelCastro> mine doesn't
<Malleo> facepalm yourself
<Malleo> now
<FidelCastro> or maybe it does
<FidelCastro> and I'm just fucking with you
<FidelCastro> no
<Malleo> lol
<FidelCastro> I refuse to facepalm
<TQQ> ehh
<FidelCastro> My palm is staying where it belongs
<TQQ> i have to side with him fidel
<FidelCastro> on my DS or keyboard
<Malleo> in any case, by default, skarms have roost
<TQQ> you should have roost
<FidelCastro> tee-hee this alakazam has roleplay
<Malleo> therefore BB is not tacking on a moveslot
<FidelCastro> in the BEDROOM
<Malleo> lol role play
<Malleo>
<Malleo> still winning, i expected better
<FidelCastro> how are you winning
<FidelCastro> once I get this damn skarmory
<Malleo> everything you said has a counter
<FidelCastro> I will challenge you to a battle
<@Letan> I'm winning because I say so.
<FidelCastro> my skarmory + 5 othrs
<Malleo> I don't train pokemanz just yet
<FidelCastro> and your skarmory + 5 others
<FidelCastro> well you
<Malleo> guess what, doesn't matter
<Malleo> <.<
<FidelCastro> 're just not in a position to argue over this
<FidelCastro> if you don't train pokemon
<Malleo> your trying to pull the fame card
<FidelCastro> what the fuck does that mean?
<Malleo> more like the oh shit newbies right lets do something card
<Malleo> <.<
<FidelCastro> what the hell are you SAYING?
<FidelCastro> the things that come from your mouth
<TQQ> meh
<Malleo> pixies
<FidelCastro> are not words
<Malleo> ok he;s lost in the smoke of the fire
<TQQ> ehhhh
<FidelCastro> fuck you
<Malleo> you have no idea what I'm saying anymore
<TQQ> what the hell did i miss out on?
<FidelCastro> fuck you and your dandy sayings
<Earl> AMERICA
<Earl> FUCK YEAH
<TQQ> tehe
<Malleo> fuck my awesomeness >:D
<TQQ> dandy
<Earl> COMING AGAIN TO SAVE THE MOTHA FUCKIN DAY NOW!
<FidelCastro> t(t)

Later...

<TQQ> TQQ EXPLODEEXPLODE
<TQQ> TQQ EXPLODETQQ EXPLODE
<TQQ> TQQ EXPLODEEXPLODE
<TQQ> TQQ EXPLODEEXPLODE
<Malleo> lesson: stop trying to prove me wrong damn it
<TQQ> TQQ EXPLODEEXPLODE
<TQQ> TQQ EXPLODEEXPLODE
<TQQ> TQQ EXPLODEEXPLODE
<Malleo> you might break the IRC

Posted by: Moist Sep 2 2008, 10:27 PM

<TQQ> hmm
<TQQ> WATCH ME TROLL
<TQQ> POKEMON SUXXORS
<TQQ> IT IS FOR FAGZ
<TQQ> WITH NO LIFEZ
<TQQ> AND SO IS DRAG CAVE
<TQQ> EFFIN NOOBS
* Pokii puts up "Do not feed the troll!" sign
<Pokii>
<TQQ> FEED TROLL
<TQQ> DO EET
<TQQ> I ISH HUNGRY
<TQQ> POKII IS GAY
<TQQ> wait
<TQQ> that is flamebait
<TQQ> not trolling
<TQQ> DAMNIT
<Pokii>
<TQQ> THIS SITE IS GAY
<Pokii> XD
<Malleo_And_Weegee_With_Desu> flame bait is homemade troll food


EDIT:

Posted by: Handsome Sep 13 2008, 06:16 PM

I used my noob alias and started up a Wifi battling clan on serebii for homosexuals . I was bored. I got kicked but here is what I saved:

[00:02] <bowser139> me
[00:05] <bowser139> this clan is cool
[00:05] <Heroin_Hero> I know
[00:06] <bowser139> cool
[00:06] <Heroin_Hero> tell them to let me back in
[00:06] <bowser139> in where?
[00:06] <Heroin_Hero> LET THE FIRST SHINING PALKIEA CLAN MEATING CONMENCE!
[00:06] <bowser139> ok
[00:07] <Heroin_Hero> OK WHY DO YOU LIEK PALKIA SO MUCH?
[00:07] <bowser139> he looks awsome and his gem is cool
[00:08] <bowser139> ? you there
[00:09] <Heroin_Hero> okipoki. I liek how he's pink and looks a bit liek a penis
[00:09] <bowser139> ewwwwwwwwwwwwww
[00:10] <bowser139> thats wrong
[00:11] <Heroin_Hero> you no lieak robopenis?!
[00:11] <bowser139> im out!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Letan Sep 17 2008, 07:37 PM

[20:31] <FidelCastro> someone give me your phone number
[20:31] <Letan> Nty
[20:31] <FidelCastro> epic win/lulz
[20:31] <Raven> FidelCastro 532-9102-6301
[20:31] <Letan> You'll stalk me and hav rape.
[20:31] <Raven> no guarantees what that'll lead to
[20:32] <FidelCastro> oh god
[20:32] <Raven> you see I didn't even trick you efficiently
[20:32] <Aeroy> obviously he'll look you up on yellowbook
[20:32] <FidelCastro> I will not call now
[20:32] <Raven> I added an extra digit in there
[20:32] <Aeroy> and raeps ur buttz
[20:32] <Letan> Hence why we're butt buddies.
[20:32] <FidelCastro> I NO WAN HAV RAEP
[20:32] <Letan> Oh crap....it all pieces together now....
[20:32] <Aeroy> onoez
[20:32] <Letan> I NO ABOUT CONSENT
[20:33] <Letan> COZ I R SMAERT
[20:33] <FidelCastro> I NO HAV CONSANT
[20:33] <ghosty> ???
[20:33] <Letan> WOT IS CONSENT????
[20:33] <Letan> DOSE IT MEAN NO RAPE?
[20:33] <Letan> I WANT 1 HOW I GET 1
[20:33] <FidelCastro> IT MEEN NO RAEP
[20:33] <FidelCastro> THRO POKERBAL
[20:34] <ghosty> YOU NO AWANY HAVE RAPE
[20:34] <Aeroy> U HAZ MAH CONSEN TO NAWT TLK LIKE /b/
[20:34] <FidelCastro> CATC NO HAV RAP
[20:34] <FidelCastro> LOG NAOW PLOX

Posted by: Raven Sep 17 2008, 07:39 PM

[08:29:10] <FidelCastro> I think anytime someone says "RICKROLL NIGGA" the netsplits.
[08:29:11] <+Aeroy> *ew
[08:29:19] <+Aeroy> wrong
[08:29:21] * FidelCastro was kicked by Raven (RICKROLL NIGGA)
[08:29:21] <+Aeroy> haha
[08:29:28] <+Aeroy> AHAHA
[08:29:28] * Joins: FidelCastro (kevinpierc@SystemNet-1B80875D.dsl.covlil.sbcglobal.net)
[08:29:33] <FidelCastro> XD
[08:29:36] <@Letan> xD
[08:29:40] <@Letan> Win!
[08:29:41] <+Aeroy> irc quotes thread anyone?
[08:29:45] <&Raven> looks like you just split that time

clearly I was not the one to suggest quoting myself as sin as that is

Posted by: Moist Sep 18 2008, 08:34 PM

[09:24:13] <TQQ> so in the next three days, i wont be on much, ill be off causing trouble and getting drunk, it is a tradition in my family to make the biggest asses out of our selfs
[09:24:15] <&Raven> I'd like to note
[09:24:19] <TQQ> in public.
[09:24:20] <&Raven> that I won't be on until like 8 or 9 tomorrow
[09:24:29] <TQQ> im on all day.
[09:24:41] <@Letan> I'll be on at my usual time.
[09:24:49] <@Letan> 3:30 PM until whenever.
[09:25:00] <TQQ> best thing about tomarrow: i has a date, one that isn't about to dip out on me.
[09:25:08] <TQQ> MY DAUGHTER! =D
[09:25:15] <TQQ> i get her for the weekend!
[09:25:27] <TQQ> yay me! ^^
[09:25:45] <FidelCastro> yay you
[09:25:59] <@Letan> so you're gunna get drunk with your daughter?
[09:26:10] <FidelCastro> lolololololol
[09:26:26] <&Raven> he's going to feed his daughter alcohol
[09:26:31] <TQQ> nah
[09:26:31] <&Raven> so she gets used to the taste enough to note drink it
[09:26:36] <&Raven> note
[09:26:36] <&Raven> not
[09:26:39] <TQQ> ill wait till she is asleep.
[09:26:41] <TQQ> >.>
[09:26:43] <&Raven> then he'll kill his daughter and feast on his wife's flesh
[09:26:47] <&Raven> and eat his daughter
[09:26:48] <TQQ> wtf
[09:26:50] <&Raven> then his parents
[09:26:52] <@Letan> lolwut
[09:26:53] <&Raven> then the rest of the city
[09:26:54] <&Raven> and so on
[09:26:56] <TQQ> lolDIE
[09:26:57] <&Raven> point is we're FUCKED
[09:27:01] <TQQ> yes.
[09:27:03] <@Letan> xD
[09:27:13] <TQQ> fidel is first
[09:27:14] <@Letan> Wow, total mass cannibalism there.
[09:27:15] <FidelCastro> raven is a creepy bastard asshole lurker
[09:27:18] <FidelCastro> AH SHIT
[09:27:21] <TQQ> for having supple skin
[09:27:24] <&Raven> creepy bastard
[09:27:27] * FidelCastro was kicked by Letan (Letan)
[09:27:28] <TQQ> IT IS YOUR FAULT
[09:27:30] <&Raven> I'm less of a lurker
[09:27:30] <TQQ> xD
[09:27:31] <&Raven> more of a stalker
[09:27:33] * Joins: FidelCastro (kevinpierc@SystemNet-1B80875D.dsl.covlil.sbcglobal.net)
[09:27:36] <TQQ> xD
[09:27:37] <&Raven> [09:27:30] <&Raven> I'm less of a lurker
[09:27:37] <&Raven> [09:27:30] <TQQ> xD
[09:27:37] <&Raven> [09:27:31] <&Raven> more of a stalker
[09:27:37] <@Letan> Bet you weren't expecting that now, WERE YA?
[09:27:39] * FidelCastro arms self
[09:27:41] * FidelCastro was kicked by Raven (Raven)
[09:27:28] <TQQ> IT IS YOUR FAULT
[09:27:30] <&Raven> I'm less of a lurker
[09:27:30] <TQQ> xD
[09:27:31] <&Raven> more of a stalker
[09:27:33] * Joins: FidelCastro (kevinpierc@SystemNet-1B80875D.dsl.covlil.sbcglobal.net)
[09:27:36] <TQQ> xD
[09:27:37] <&Raven> [09:27:30] <&Raven> I'm less of a lurker
[09:27:37] <&Raven> [09:27:30] <TQQ> xD
[09:27:37] <&Raven> [09:27:31] <&Raven> more of a stalker
[09:27:37] <@Letan> Bet you weren't expecting that now, WERE YA?
[09:27:39] * FidelCastro arms self
[09:27:41] * FidelCastro was kicked by Raven (Raven)
[09:27:43] <@Letan> xD
[09:27:47] * Joins: FidelCastro (kevinpierc@SystemNet-1B80875D.dsl.covlil.sbcglobal.net)
[09:27:47] <TQQ> D
[09:27:49] * FidelCastro was kicked by Raven (RAAAAAAAAAAAA)
[09:27:51] <TQQ> do it more!
[09:27:53] <&Raven> I'm done
[09:27:57] <TQQ> AWW
[09:27:57] <&Raven> he doesn't have autojoin
[09:28:01] * Joins: FidelCastro (kevinpierc@SystemNet-1B80875D.dsl.covlil.sbcglobal.net)
[09:28:02] <TQQ> what is he gonna do?
[09:28:02] * FidelCastro shoots you bolth
[09:28:04] <@Letan> You got triple Spartan-kicked
[09:28:06] <&Raven> bolth
[09:28:07] <&Raven> BOLTH
[09:28:07] <TQQ> im logging
[09:28:08] <&Raven> BOLTH
[09:28:08] <&Raven> BOLTH
[09:28:09] <&Raven> BOLTH
[09:28:09] <&Raven> BOLTH
[09:28:12] <FidelCastro> TT~TT






fidel is a sad, sad, little man.

Posted by: SargeJohnson Sep 18 2008, 09:49 PM

<SargeJohnson> i can't post it on youtube
<SargeJohnson> i've been threatened
<Etnie> wtf
<SargeJohnson> with death by spork
<Etnie> plastic or metal?
<SargeJohnson> metal
<Etnie> damn
<FidelCastro> shit son
<SargeJohnson> i know right?
<FidelCastro> they mean buisness
<SargeJohnson> lol
<Etnie> is like a Mafia or something
<Etnie> "eh, I need you to go spork a guy for me.."
<SargeJohnson> this shall go in the chat logs
<Etnie> "real clean like though"
<SargeJohnson> this shall go in the chat logs

Posted by: Supple Fidel Castro Sep 22 2008, 04:47 PM

TQQ/Moist may be going to jail, So we were speculating what the future would be like.

FidelCastro: *YEARS PASS*
[4:24pm] FidelCastro: TQQ joined the chatroom
[4:24pm] Handsome: I may not be here in years :'(
[4:24pm] FidelCastro: TQQ: I finally got out of jail guys
[4:24pm] FidelCastro: TQQ:....guys?
[4:25pm] Letan: Letan: SHOOP DA WHOOP
[4:25pm] FidelCastro: Fidel: It's just me and letan
[4:25pm] • Letan has been banned from the GTS+ due to mass trolling.
[4:25pm] FidelCastro: Fidel: Everyone else left
[4:25pm] Handsome: ;p;
[4:25pm] Handsome: Haha that was suppost to be a lol
[4:25pm] Letan: faaaaaiiiiiiiiil
[4:25pm] FidelCastro: Fidel: Well, I gotta go, my bitches are beggin for some action
[4:25pm] • Handsome slaps
[4:26pm] FidelCastro: Fidel has left the chatroom
[4:26pm] FidelCastro: *tumbleweed
[4:26pm] FidelCastro: Fidel Joined the chatroom
[4:26pm] FidelCastro: Fidel: Almost forgot: I sell drugs now. You need some cocaine?
[4:27pm] Letan: Letan: Nah, I'm a heroine addict now.
[4:27pm] Handsome: Handsome joins the chatroom
[4:27pm] FidelCastro: Fidel: You sure? I can dip a weed joint in coke if you need it
[4:27pm] Handsome: Handome: Long time no see guys
[4:28pm] FidelCastro: Fidel: Who's this mofo?
[4:28pm] FidelCastro: Letan: I don't remember him
[4:28pm] FidelCastro: TQQ: I do guys!
[4:28pm] Handsome: Handsome: I'm the new webmaster of Serebii
[4:28pm] FidelCastro: Fidel: OOOH yeah
[4:28pm] FidelCastro: Fidel: You killed my 5 ex-wives
[4:28pm] FidelCastro: TQQ:
[4:29pm] Handsome: Handome: I promote everyone to Mod status on SPPF!
[4:29pm] Letan: Letan: Oh yeah, I'm a pedophile now.
[4:29pm] FidelCastro: Fidel: Take your SPP back where it belongs!
[4:29pm] FidelCastro: Fidel shoots handome
[4:29pm] Letan: Letan: I've even grown a moustache to go along with it.
[4:29pm] Handsome: Handsome dies
[4:29pm] FidelCastro: TQQ: The internet is so advanced now
[4:29pm] FidelCastro: TQQ: I didnt know you could shoot people over the web
[4:30pm] Letan: Letan: Oh yeah, now you can download ultra-porn very quickly
[4:30pm] Handsome: Handsome: I KNOW! And they came up with a instant cure for gun wounds!
[4:30pm] FidelCastro: FidelCastro: I hate how slowly Mega-porn downloads
[4:30pm] Letan: Letan: I know, it pisses me off sometimes.
[4:30pm] FidelCastro: Fidel: It takes 5 NANOSECONDS on my computer
[4:31pm] Letan: Letan: UGH Once it took me 6 nanoseconds.
[4:31pm] Handsome: Handsome: And my website is better than ever! Did you know i've added a page about shiny Pokemon in the Anime?
[4:31pm] FidelCastro: Fidel: It's worth it
[4:31pm] Letan: Letan: I almost jumped out my 5th story window of my tower.
[4:31pm] Handsome: Hansome licks his own ass
[4:31pm] FidelCastro: Fidel: Mega-porn gives you the girl
[4:32pm] FidelCastro: Fidel: So you think they're gonna do a remake of pokemon Spectrum for the ZX?
[4:32pm] Letan: Letan: Be right back, one of my friends wants me to send him some Mega-porn
[4:32pm] Letan: Letan: Back. He's watching some now.
[4:32pm] Handsome: Handsome: Be careful though because some Mega-porn girls are infested with Mega-Aids
[4:33pm] FidelCastro: FIdel: Spectrum was an okay gen, but I prefered the 11th gen
[4:33pm] Letan: Letan: Oh shit, the mutant beavers are chewing up my garden.
[4:33pm] FidelCastro: TQQ: ...mutant...beavers?
[4:33pm] Letan: Letan: Oh yeah, we're got them running amock now.
[4:33pm] FidelCastro: Fidel; Yeah TQQ, where've you been?
[4:33pm] FidelCastro: Fidel: Oh, that's right. Jail.
[4:33pm] Handsome: Handsome: TQQ, have you spent the last 10 years under a rock!
[4:33pm] Letan: Letan: Luckily I've got my shotgun and my Pip-Boy.
[4:34pm] Letan: Letan: VATS makes it so much easier to get rid of 'em.
[4:34pm] FidelCastro: Fidel: Ugh, shotguns are so 1 minute ago
[4:34pm] Handsome: Handsome: Sorry to here they changed Canada's name to America Jr, Letan.
[4:35pm] FidelCastro: Fidel: You should get a CopFucker 10,000,000
[4:35pm] Letan: Letan: Eh, I'm too poor to buy a CopFucker 10,000,000.
[4:35pm] FidelCastro: Fidel: It literally rapes cops in the butt
[4:35pm] FidelCastro: Fidel: Yu can't afford 50,000k?
[4:35pm] Letan: Letan: I don't have enough Yen.
[4:35pm] FidelCastro: yeah I guess
[4:36pm] FidelCastro: Fidel: Guess what
[4:36pm] FidelCastro: Fidel: I saw some gaywad try to pay with DOLLARS
[4:36pm] FidelCastro: TQQ: What's wrong with dollars?
[4:36pm] Handsome: Handsome: Britain still uses Dollars *sigh*
[4:37pm] FidelCastro: Fidel: You could'nt get a blowjob from the cheapest whore with 100$
[4:37pm] FidelCastro: TQQ: but... All I have is dollars...
[4:38pm] Letan: Letan: Then you're screwed
[4:38pm] Letan: Letan: But at least you'll be able to download mega-porn to satisfy yourself
Handsome thinks this joke is going on forever... and wishes the future is like this. Cant someone just log this bitch?
[4:39pm]

Posted by: Supple Fidel Castro Sep 24 2008, 09:22 PM

Wymsy makes a TYPO. Even less-seen then bloatedfish TALKING.

FidelCastro: GIMMIE A BREAK OF THAT
[9:14pm] FidelCastro: KIT
[9:14pm] FidelCastro: KAt
[9:15pm] FidelCastro: BAR
[9:15pm] Wymsy: Shut hte fuck up
[9:15pm] Pokii: lol
[9:15pm] Wymsy: Look what you made me do. You made me make a typo.

I captured it ALL

Posted by: shadowdragon23 Sep 27 2008, 05:21 PM

this is what happins when you do-

irc chat logs+irc chat+etnie= this

<Jerry_Springer> <Etnie> i fornicated over 3 different things, destroyed women, stole money, penetrated your lucario, won the internet, destroyed the world, now raped your mom and your babies
<Jerry_Springer> xD
<Jerry_Springer> <Etnie> and I touched myself... xD
* Jerry_Springer gose to run for her/his life now
<Etnie> ......

Posted by: Supple Fidel Castro Oct 22 2008, 07:30 PM

BEHOLD, I RETURN FOR A SINGLE POST!


FidelCastro: The internets are empty
[7:27pm] Etnie: OBJECTION!
[7:27pm] Letan: Sustained.
[7:27pm] FidelCastro: Overruled
[7:27pm] FidelCastro: *gavel*
[7:28pm] Etnie: FUCK YOU!
[7:28pm] Letan: *lazah*
[7:28pm] FidelCastro: when and where, motherfucker
[7:28pm] Etnie: Portal*
[7:28pm] FidelCastro: WHEN
[7:28pm] FidelCastro: AND
[7:28pm] FidelCastro: WHERE
[7:28pm] Etnie: NOW
[7:28pm] Etnie: HERE
[7:28pm] Etnie: GO!
[7:28pm] FidelCastro: TAKE ME
[7:28pm] FidelCastro: ...
[7:28pm] FidelCastro: anyway
[7:28pm] Etnie: yeah

Yeah, I've had time to go on the IRC recentlly

Posted by: SargeJohnson Oct 23 2008, 07:30 PM

<SargeJohnson> Letan! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI <--go here!
<Letan> GOD DAMMIT!
<SargeJohnson> haha rick rolled
<Letan> I JUST WANNA TELL YOU HOW I'M FEELING!
<Letan> GONNA MAKE YOU UNDERSTAND!
<Letan> NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP!
<Letan> NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN!
<SargeJohnson> too far man
* SargeJohnson mercy kills Letab
<SargeJohnson> damn
<Letan> This calls for a tall glass of FAIL.
* SargeJohnson corrects his error and kills Letan
* SargeJohnson and dumps the FAIL on the corpse

Posted by: Letan Nov 3 2008, 07:29 PM

Me poking fun at Kazyx's inability to fully complete a Zelda game without my assistance.

[19:25] <Letan> Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass was a good DS game
[19:25] <Letan> Kinda short and easy for a Zelda game though :\
[19:25] <Letan> AKA the perfect difficulty for a noob of your stature
[19:25] <Kazyx> >.>
[19:26] <Kazyx> I still think I'd die
[19:26] <Letan> BUT YOU CAN WRITE ON THE FUCKING MAP!
[19:26] <Letan> HOW EPIC IS THAT?!
[19:26] <Kazyx> xDD

Posted by: shadow ghost Nov 4 2008, 07:42 PM

i return to irc chat.and here is a og about dragons and "IT" and other randome text for you.ples i am dragon ghosty

<dragon_ghosty> i want a dragon....
<dragon_ghosty> so i can....
<dragon_ghosty> 1. keep it
<dragon_ghosty> 2. love it
<Wymsy> I would love a dragon
<Wymsy> In every sense of the word
<Wymsy> FETISH FUEL
<dragon_ghosty> 3. burn down my school x3
<dragon_ghosty> 4. fly around on its back
<dragon_ghosty> 5. burn down a mods house.....or someone random
<Wymsy> When I was 3 I already showed having an unusual interest in reptiles
<dragon_ghosty> really?
<dragon_ghosty> how?
<Wymsy> I would always read books about them and chase around lizards outside
<dragon_ghosty> oh
<Aeroy> obviously burning down a mods house would be useful to steal their comp and check their MSN logs for info on IT
<dragon_ghosty> yup
<dragon_ghosty> lets se...
<dragon_ghosty> 6. burn down....
<dragon_ghosty> whos house should i burn down next?
<Wymsy> I still need an idea
<Letan> Random story of the day "My friend's dog tries eating anything. So once my friend held his lizard near his dog and his dog opened his mouth ready to eat it then my friend pushed his dog away quickly"
<dragon_ghosty> xD
<dragon_ghosty> whos house should i burn down next?
<Aeroy> what an interesting story
<dragon_ghosty> 6. no need for air ports!dragons can get you anywhere!
<Crystal_Phoenix> Uploading one of the designs...
<Letan> At least it passed all of two seconds of boredom.
<dragon_ghosty> 7. eating your enimeyd
<dragon_ghosty> enymes*
<Aeroy> ghosty, you should burn down letans house because he's a master storyteller and you can steal his library before it burns down
<dragon_ghosty> enimys*
<Aeroy> enemies?
<dragon_ghosty> blarg
<dragon_ghosty> yup
<Letan> You mean Blargagh
<dragon_ghosty> where was i.....thats right!
<dragon_ghosty> 8. burning down letans house~!
<Letan> Not if I had my own dragon.
<Wymsy> master storyteller?
<Wymsy> bullfuckingshit
<Wymsy> I'm better than Letan is
<Letan> And a kick-ass sword.
* Letan nods
<dragon_ghosty> ....
<dragon_ghosty> i haz MANY dragons
<dragon_ghosty> more than you can count!
<Letan> Burn down Wymsy's house then
<Wymsy> I AM a dragon
<Wymsy> Beat that
<dragon_ghosty> no
<Aeroy> [/sarcasm about his hot boy-on-dog-on-lizard story]
<dragon_ghosty> not wymsy!
<dragon_ghosty> anthing but that!
<Aeroy> but
<Aeroy> what if ghosty's dragon
<Letan> Trust me, we were REALLY bored when he told me that.
<dragon_ghosty> 9. burn down.......Aeroy's house!
<Aeroy> _was_ wymsy?
<Aeroy> lol
<Letan> Seriously, Travel & Tourism: BORING.
<Wymsy> uh, no
<Aeroy> xD
<dragon_ghosty> xD
<Letan> Hence why I was making an MGS spoof in it.
<dragon_ghosty> i have 10 gardinen dragons garden my house
* dragon_ghosty 's dragons burn down some houses now
* Letan starts humming the Metal Gear Solid 2 theme.
<Letan> OH YEAH! Now I remembered what I was going to do once I finished my homework.
* dragon_ghosty 's draongs eat letan and ghost steels his comp to find out what *it* really is!
<Letan> You'd have to get onto my GTS+ acc.
<Letan> I never leave it on "Remember me"
<Letan> *grin*
<dragon_ghosty>
<dragon_ghosty> .....
<Aeroy> noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
<dragon_ghosty> raven?
<dragon_ghosty> zerxer?
<dragon_ghosty> Bas?
<dragon_ghosty> which ones comp to steel?
<Aeroy> obviously haxing your comp is the way to go
<dragon_ghosty> yup
<dragon_ghosty> logy?
<Crystal_Phoenix> OK!done with one!
<Crystal_Phoenix> *Done
<dragon_ghosty> or not?
<Crystal_Phoenix> http://i404.photobucket.com/albums/pp126/EliteQueen7/scan0001.jpg
<Aeroy> LOL
<Aeroy> AWESOME
<Letan> xD

Posted by: Moist Nov 8 2008, 06:15 PM

<Handsome> what are Warez?
<The_bird> piogre, it was clairafyed you cant shoot a surfing bird.
<The_bird> what aer
<The_bird> BIRDS
<Letan|Kazyx> Free files that aren't supposed to be free
<Letan|Kazyx> I think
<Piogre> WHATEVER, I DO WHAT I WANT.
<The_bird> BIRDBIRDBIRDBIRD
<Handsome> - No ROMs/MP3s/Torrents/Warez/Porn/etc
<Handsome> It has no mention of Mega Porn...
<The_bird> logging that lol

Posted by: Shoutai Nov 11 2008, 03:06 PM

*** Serenade has joined #gtsplus
<Wymsy> ?!
<Shoutai> ...
<Wymsy> It's you!!
<Serenade> who
<Wymsy> you
<Shoutai> of course... you!
<Shoutai> handsome
<TQQ> TQQ!
<Shoutai> oh nvm.. u already did...
<Serenade> oh me?
<TQQ> no, me
<Shoutai> no, not you
<Shoutai> you!
<Handsome> Me?
<TQQ> no, darck
<Shoutai> NO
<Shoutai> sheesh.. u guys cant understand shit
<Shoutai> im talking to YOU
<Handsome> YOU = ME of course
<Shoutai> NO
<TQQ> ME
<Shoutai> YOU = sexy
<Shoutai> you guys arent sexy
<Wymsy> What was that?
<Shoutai> of course I was reffering to myself...
<Wymsy> Did you just say I'm not sexy
<Shoutai> who has black slicked hair
<Shoutai> ?
<Shoutai> that would be me
<Shoutai> and black slicked hair = sexynes
* Shoutai shuts up
<Wymsy> But I have a vagina
<Wymsy> I win
<Shoutai> true
<Shoutai> you win
<Shoutai> hahahha
<TQQ> i have a vagina, i win
<Serenade> that's only a rumour
<Shoutai> ok... there are 2 sexy ppl here only... =D
<Shoutai> no TQQ, u do not have a vagina
<Wymsy> TQQ is a hermaphrodite
<TQQ> me, and me,
<Shoutai>
<Handsome> how do we know you don't have a mangina?
<Shoutai> ewww, hermaphrodites arent sexy... its gross
<Wymsy> Better watch out guys
<Handsome> Hermaphobe!
<Wymsy> For TQQ's manstrual cycle
<Shoutai> Wymsy > Shoutai > TQQ
<Shoutai> thats how it works
<Shoutai> LOL
<TQQ> yes.
* Handsome strokes his beautiful Vangina whilst caressing his balls.
<TQQ> stop alerting me, i busy
<Shoutai> O____________O
<Wymsy> .....
<Shoutai> Wymsy > Shoutai > TQQ > Rat > Handsome
<TQQ> FUCK OFF
<Handsome> :<
<Shoutai> =D
<Shoutai> im logging this...
<Handsome> You fuckin Hermaphobe! I'm at least better than a mere street rat! ¬_¬
<Serenade> i always log
<Shoutai> ahuhauhaah
<Shoutai> hermaphobe...
<Wymsy> heterophobe

Posted by: shadow ghost Nov 21 2008, 10:12 PM

tyipos are epic, just watch.

<Wymsy> you probably coud
<Wymsy> could
<Police> wow
<Police> wyms8 made a TYIPO rare
<Wymsy> i have a bowl of noodles in front of my keyboard
<Wymsy> cumbersome
<Piogre> Probably not safe. For your keyboard of course
<Police> i want some :\
<Police> too bad no one invented a way to send stuff through the dick slot on your hard dive :\
<Police> disk*
<Piogre> haha thats a funny typo
<Police> yup xD
<Letan> Ugh I gotta look this up
<Letan> and lol @ the Police.

Posted by: Wymsy Dec 14 2008, 01:21 PM

<Wymsy> "QUOTE(GOD @ Genesis)
<Wymsy> [...]and so it shall be, that the waffles and the pancakes shall forever harbor a deep enmity. And if there shall ever be a union of the two, it shall mark the beginning of the Apocalypse[...]"
<Letan> Oh.
<Letan> My.
<Letan> Arceus.
* Letan retreats to the Afterbunker with a bag of chips and a case of coke
<Wymsy> ARCEUS DOESN'T EXIST YOU DUMBASS
<Letan> xD
<dark_psychic> lol
=-= dark_psychic is now known as Psy
<Kazyx> Oh sweet papayas!
* Kazyx retreats to Afterbunker
* Letan high-fives Kazyx in the Afterbunker and prays to a golden Arceus idol.
* Kazyx high-fives Letan in the AFterbunker and prats to the golden Arceus idol
<Letan> You bastard!
<Wymsy> prats?
<Letan> You desecrated the idol with your prating!
* Psy laughs uncontrollably.
<Kazyx> Oh crap!
* Kazyx begins to pray
<Kazyx> Please don't kill me
<Kazyx> Please don't kill me
<Kazyx> Please don't kill me
<Kazyx> Please don't kill m-
<Kazyx> *smited*
<Psy> lol
* Letan tosses the smoking revolver aside
* Psy gasps.
<Psy> kaz is dead....good thing i bought a keg recently...PARTY EVERYONE!
* Letan plays loud music in the Afterbunker
=-= Kazyx is now known as Kazombie
<Letan> ZOMBIE DANCE!
<Kazombie> Rawr
* Kazombie dances
<Letan> *cue Thriller spoof*
* Kazombie does the Zombie Stomp
<Kazombie> *cue Ozzy Osbourne*
<Psy> ....omg kaz is a zombie!
* Kazombie realizes this and begins to shuffle towards Psy
<Kazombie> Brains~
* Letan still dances
* Psy shoots Kaz in the forehead with Letan's discarded revolver.
* Kazombie points out Letan used the last shot on him earlier
* Letan realizes that we're all screwed
* Letan resumes dancing.
* Psy screems and throws the revolver at kaz.
* Psy misses and hits Letan.
* Kazombie catches revolver and begins to chew on it
<Psy> omg two revolvers!
<Letan> WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!
<Letan> You broke the universe!
* Kazombie swallows revolver
* Kazombie coughs
<Kazombie> *bluuet flies out and hits Psy in the chest*
* Psy says are you alright?
<Kazombie> bullet*
* Psy dies
<Psy> ow I'm dead
<Psy> I'm dead you jerk
<Psy> NOW what you killed me. I'm gonna haunt your zombie ass forever now
* Kazombie coughs and fires another bullet at Letan
* Letan does a barrel roll and dies
* Kazombie holds cough in, and bullet fires through chest
* Kazombie dies a second time
<Letan> Well that was a fun Apocalypse party.
=-= Psy is now known as psybie
<Letan> We should do it again next year.
=-= Kazombie is now known as Kazyx
|<-- psybie has left irc.systemnet.info (Quit: GTSPlus forever!)
<Kazyx> It certainly was

Posted by: masrelga Dec 24 2008, 05:51 PM

<Kazyx> GAH
<Kazyx> Sure, pick two Pokemon I HAVEN'T laid yet
<Kazyx> ...
<Kazyx> And not in that sense either!
<Kazyx>
<sushikitty> xD
<masrelga> lol
<Kazyx> God, I sound like a whore, don't I?
<sushikitty> which ?
<sushikitty> sort of
<Kazyx> Shiny Mew and Shiny Gyarados

<Kazyx> I AM A WHORE
<Kazyx> I SWEAR
<Rise> Kazyx is a whore
<Rise> i swear
<Kazyx>

Posted by: sushikitty Dec 24 2008, 05:55 PM

*Cough,Cough*

<Kazyx> DAMNIT
<Kazyx> I AM NOT A WHORE
<Kazyx> I SWEAR
<Rise> Kazyx is a whore
<Rise> i swear
<Kazyx>

< *cough,cough*

<Kazyx> THEN I'll lay the shiny ones
<Kazyx> Not that I know of
<masrelga> kaz that sounded dirty too
<Vampy> I dont think so
<masrelga> your regulars
<sushikitty> I'll fix it in gimp then

Posted by: Monk Dec 24 2008, 06:58 PM

<Monk> Hey guys.

Posted by: dark psychic Dec 28 2008, 09:11 PM

<Fidel> GUESS WHAT
<Wymsy> let me test his
<Fidel> IT'S MY 100th KICK
<Fidel> *ballons ballons*
<Kazyx> You're counting?
<Wymsy> i somehow doubt that even YOU have 100 kicks
<Fidel> (I just made it up)
<Fidel> (to make rise feel good)
<Wymsy> YEAH WELL
*** Wymsy has been kicked by Wymsy (Wymsy)
*** Wymsy has joined #gtsplus
*** ChanServ sets mode +a on Wymsy
*** ChanServ sets mode +o on Wymsy
<Wymsy> I win.
<Fidel> no
<Fidel> that's #1 for you
<psy> lol
<Wymsy> no it's not
<Wymsy> this is probably my 3rd kick
<Wymsy> all done brought upon myself
<Wymsy> what
<Wymsy> i mean all of them i did to myself
<psy> ...so you randomly kick yourself?
<Wymsy> sometimes yeah
<psy> ....
<Kazyx> Oh my god, my gut It hurts

Posted by: Wymsy Dec 29 2008, 02:38 PM

<Wymsy> http://www.gtsplus.net/mt/random/nyohoho.png
<Wymsy> NYOHOHOHOHO~
<Wymsy> ....
<Letan> And then there was silence.
<Letan> AND OUT OF SILENCE, ARRIVED LETAN
<Letan> CLOAKED IN A WONDROUS GLOW
<Letan> HE SMOTE ALL WHOM HAD OPPOSED HIS GLOWING FURY
<Letan> CHAOS REIGNED THROUGHOUT THE LAND OF TERNIA
=-= Letan was booted from #gtsplus by YOU (no)
<Kazyx>
-->| Letan (ToaLetan@SystemNet-FF7D844.storm.ca) has joined #gtsplus
=-= Mode #gtsplus +o Letan by ChanServ
<Letan> NIGHT TURNED TO DAY, AND DAY TURNED INTO EVEN BRIGHTER DAY
=-= Mode #gtsplus +b *!*@SystemNet-FF7D844.storm.ca by Wymsy
=-= Letan was booted from #gtsplus by YOU (no)
=-= Mode #gtsplus -b *!*@SystemNet-FF7D844.storm.ca by Wymsy
<Kazyx> WTF?
<masrelga> WTF??
<Wymsy> Does he even realised that ban was for like, 5 seconds?
-->| Letan (ToaLetan@SystemNet-FF7D844.storm.ca) has joined #gtsplus
=-= Mode #gtsplus +o Letan by ChanServ
<Letan> 'tis an epic tale.
* Wymsy glares

Posted by: Shirosaki Dec 30 2008, 07:55 AM

Seán says:
ah its you
d-queen07@hotmail.com says:
Aye it be me.
Seán says:
god that barbossa thingy really got to you
d-queen07@hotmail.com says:
Why?
Seán says:
hes a pirate in pirate of the carribeen
Seán says:
you said aye
Seán says:
pirates say aye
d-queen07@hotmail.com says:
So? That doesn't mean it has gotten to me.
Seán says:
right

d-queen07 is me by the way.

Posted by: Fidel Castro Dec 30 2008, 08:10 PM

[7:07pm] Anon4158: how do i play?
[7:07pm] Fidel: what, "The Game"?
[7:08pm] Kazyx: DAMNIT FIDEL
[7:08pm] Kazyx: You made me lose
[7:08pm] EmpoleonDynamite: Y'know, I really don't care much. I was just not for it being used in the chat :|
[7:08pm] Kazyx: -_-
[7:08pm] Anon4158 left the chat room. (Quit: Pokenav.net, Pokemon Social Networking.)
[7:08pm] EmpoleonDynamite: -_-
[7:08pm] Fidel: I made everyone lost.

Posted by: Zerxer Dec 30 2008, 11:23 PM

Fidel's secret life..


[23:20] <Fidel> Me and my friends have found so many times when a dildo would have come in handy

Posted by: Nathan Graves Dec 31 2008, 03:36 PM

... that was the most painful read I've had in a long time.

Posted by: TQQ Dec 31 2008, 03:44 PM

QUOTE(Nathan Graves @ Dec 31 2008, 03:36 PM)

Posted by: Nathan Graves Dec 31 2008, 03:59 PM

How is that painful?

Posted by: Zerxer Dec 31 2008, 09:04 PM

QUOTE(Nathan Graves @ Dec 31 2008, 03:59 PM)

Posted by: Wymsy Jan 2 2009, 01:39 AM

This was in a different IRC channel than our own if you're confused.

<Fate> Spirit wakes up, and goes... "What semlls like... dental?" Looks around. "... Nazi Dental." Samuel L. Jackson walks out from behind red curtains, dressed in full Nazi regalia, including monacle.
<Est`ina> ...are you serious?
<Est`ina> ....a monocle is not proper Nazi regalia!
<Est`ina> Obviously this is a farce.
<Wymsy> "monacle"
<Vortor> Monocule.
<Wymsy> biscuit
<Vortor> Biskit
<Est`ina> Monobiscuit.
<Est`ina> MONORAIL
<Vortor> Gary, Indiana.
<Wymsy> polybiscuit
<Est`ina> "You have researched Polytheism."
<Est`ina> "Ha. Top tha-
<Est`ina> "They have researched Polybiscuits."
<Est`ina> "FUCK SCREW RELIGION I WANT SOME OF THAT "

Posted by: Charlemagne Jan 11 2009, 10:25 PM

<Charlemagne> my bro is asking me who the fuck i'm talking to
<TQQ> ...why
<Charlemagne> he worries that you might be a 50 year old korean
<TQQ> ....... i just lol'd
<Charlemagne> he wants to say something
<Charlemagne> 8========>
<TQQ> mmkay
<Charlemagne> ...
<TQQ> oh, you cheeky bastard
<Charlemagne> ][=]he likes tho
<Charlemagne> 'ow
<Charlemagne> 'ow50
<Charlemagne> bastard
<Charlemagne> he likes those
<TQQ> damned gray hai-..... i mean, dandruff
<TQQ> my hip is killing me
<TQQ> i need my vitamins
<Charlemagne> hip?
<TQQ> WHERE IS MY APPLE SAUCE
<Charlemagne> lol
<Charlemagne> we're loling
<TQQ> i just put wayne newton record on in my record player
<TQQ> is that kewl? or what ever you kids call it now a dayz?
<Charlemagne> that part is being logged
<TQQ> LOGGED????? THEY LOGGED ME AND MY KOMRADES IN THE GREAT WAR
<TQQ> DAMNED CONCENTRATION CAMPS

Posted by: TQQ Jan 12 2009, 01:25 PM

<Rise> shut the fuck up, wymsy, with your california and your forest fires and your banning gay marriage
<Wymsy> i didn't contribute to the banning of gay marriage
<Rise> "below freezing exists?" what the hell are you even saying
<Rise> well the media blamed it on black people!
<Wymsy> in fact i stood up and gave a speech on why gay marriage should be legalised in front of a class that was against gay marriage
<Wymsy> but i'm half black
<Rise> so you're HALF RESPONSIBLE
<TQQ> oh god did i just lol

Posted by: sushikitty Jan 18 2009, 09:25 PM

My buddy talking to my friend on Aim (names have been changed to protect the innocent from u scary pedophiles)

Posted by: Wymsy Jan 19 2009, 07:58 PM

<Letan> This military meeting is boring.
<Wymsy> my meeting are much better
<ChroniclerC> They involve legendary muffins.
<Wymsy> but of course
<Letan> I wish this involved muffins
<Letan> or hell, some crazed woman scribbling all over a chalkboard would suffice
<TQQ> i wish i was muffin involved.
<Wymsy> what
<Letan> especially while ranting about muffins
<Wymsy> are you trying to say something letan
<TQQ> ecksdee
<Wymsy> are you calling me crazy
* Wymsy twitches
<Letan> YES
<Letan> I mean, no sir.
<Letan> MA'AM!
* Wymsy glares

Posted by: TQQ Jan 19 2009, 09:34 PM

Marta> TQQ IS A TRAP
<TQQ> TARP
<PedoTonberry> OMG
<TQQ> prat
<Marta> TRAP
<PedoTonberry> TRAAAAAAAAAAAAAPS
<TQQ> TARP
<TQQ> KARP
<Marta> TRAP
<TQQ> MAGIKARP
<Marta> CARP
<TQQ> CARD
<TQQ> YOU ACTIVATED
<Marta> CARS
<TQQ> MY KAZYX CARD
<TQQ> I MEAN
<Marta>
<TQQ> MY TRAP CARD
<PedoTonberry>:O
<Marta> >.>

Posted by: Wymsy Feb 1 2009, 05:00 PM

<Wymsy> heil führer wymsy
<aspiehomo> hi wymsy
<Doak> heil
<aspiehomo> heil führer wymsy
<Doak> heil
<aspiehomo> heil führer wymsy
<Doak> heil
<aspiehomo> heil führer wymsy
* Wymsy smiles
<Soloxius> heil
<aspiehomo> heil
<Soloxius> heil
<aspiehomo> heil führer wymsy

Posted by: Shirosaki Feb 1 2009, 05:49 PM

A late night IM conversation...

Shirosaki;; Hey Shellshocky!
Shinku Kitsune;; Hey Shady xD
Shirosaki;; I demand that you start a Rp with me. sometime this week. Like good ol' times.
Shinku Kitsune;; Yes Shady! Rping as in a noob fight?
Shirosaki;; Yaaa! I'd love that! Nah, let's at least show that we ain't a bunch of noobs anymore.
Shinku Kitsune;; Hell yeah!

Posted by: Polaris Feb 9 2009, 04:38 PM

<&Wymsy> Mine are WYM
<polaris|working> Watch Your Mouth
<~Zerxer> Working Your Mom
<polaris|working> rofl
<&Wymsy> ....
<~Zerxer> random
<NamelessEnsign> Whip Your Monkey.
* polaris|working is trying so hard not to laugh in class
<NamelessEnsign> ;
<~Zerxer> everyone try to make him laugh in class
<~Zerxer> he can't reach us from detention

Posted by: The Serenity Spirit Feb 15 2009, 08:56 AM

A very intellectual conversation I had with TQQ:

<The_Duke_of_Beaconsfield> i made the best lasanga ever
<masrelga> lol
<masrelga> and then you ate it all
<The_Duke_of_Beaconsfield> stayed up till like 4 with the love of my life just talking
<The_Duke_of_Beaconsfield> got drunk
<The_Duke_of_Beaconsfield> alll the awesome stuff
<The_Serenity_Spirit> I ate lasagna this morning
<The_Duke_of_Beaconsfield> BUT WAS IT VEGAN AND MADE BY TQQ?
<masrelga> I DON'T THINK SO
<The_Duke_of_Beaconsfield> then you didn't eat the RIGHT lasanga
<The_Serenity_Spirit> No... But it was in the fridge for a week =D
<masrelga> lol
<The_Duke_of_Beaconsfield> ....eww
<The_Duke_of_Beaconsfield> rotten noodles= worst smell in the history of smells
<The_Duke_of_Beaconsfield> i would rather stick my nose in masrelgas ass then smell rotten noodles again
<masrelga> i've never smelt rotten noodles
<The_Serenity_Spirit> Once, my mum was gonna make lasagna and out oven broke down when she put it in... The raw stuff was in our fridge for over a month. And then we cooked it
<The_Duke_of_Beaconsfield> lucky you
<The_Serenity_Spirit> TSS has never tasted noodles
<masrelga> ??
<The_Duke_of_Beaconsfield> ......
<masrelga> your not serious
<The_Serenity_Spirit> It's true.
<The_Duke_of_Beaconsfield> if you have eaten lasanga you have tasted noodles
<The_Duke_of_Beaconsfield> >.>
<The_Serenity_Spirit> Not the same thing
<masrelga> never tasted noodles
<The_Duke_of_Beaconsfield> the noodle is a staple in lasnga
<The_Serenity_Spirit> Lasagna isn't made with noodles
<The_Duke_of_Beaconsfield> yeah
<The_Serenity_Spirit> It's made with pasta sheets
<The_Serenity_Spirit> So there are no noodles in lasagna
<The_Duke_of_Beaconsfield> BROTIP: PASTA:NOODLES
<The_Duke_of_Beaconsfield> *facepalm*
<masrelga> google it
<The_Serenity_Spirit> Never put noodles themselves in my mouth. HAPPY NOW?
<The_Duke_of_Beaconsfield> TSS. i believe i know what i am talking about when i say there is noodles in lasgna
<The_Duke_of_Beaconsfield> just because it isnt long and stringy
<The_Duke_of_Beaconsfield> or shaped like a bowtie
<The_Serenity_Spirit> So do I when I say there aren't
<The_Duke_of_Beaconsfield> doesnt make it NOT pasta
<masrelga> lol
<The_Duke_of_Beaconsfield> ive been a cook since i was 12
<The_Serenity_Spirit> Noodles aren't pasta! Noodles don't come from Italy!
<The_Duke_of_Beaconsfield> i am going to a culinary arts school next year
<The_Serenity_Spirit> Plus I do a lot of cooking
<The_Duke_of_Beaconsfield> pasta=noodles=pasta=noodles=pasta
<The_Duke_of_Beaconsfield> and i still think i would know more still about the subject, considering you are......11?
<The_Duke_of_Beaconsfield> 10? 12? i cant remember
<The_Serenity_Spirit> I'm turning 11 this year.
<The_Serenity_Spirit> But I still know all there is to know
<The_Duke_of_Beaconsfield> derp.
<The_Serenity_Spirit> Because of my big brother
<The_Duke_of_Beaconsfield> brb, wikipedia.
<The_Serenity_Spirit> You're looking it up because you know I'm right!
<The_Duke_of_Beaconsfield> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pasta look at the FIRST FUCKING LINE
<The_Serenity_Spirit> Im screwed. Once again
<The_Duke_of_Beaconsfield> why the hell am i arguing about pasta with a 10 year old girl?
<The_Serenity_Spirit> Because I said I never tasted noodles
<The_Duke_of_Beaconsfield> i just woke up, i already did my zany thing for today.
<The_Serenity_Spirit> Good for you
<The_Duke_of_Beaconsfield> Pasta (Italian for "dough") is a generic term for Italian variants of noodles
<The_Duke_of_Beaconsfield> Pasta (Italian for "dough") is a generic term for Italian variants of noodles
<The_Duke_of_Beaconsfield> Pasta (Italian for "dough") is a generic term for Italian variants of noodles
<The_Duke_of_Beaconsfield> Pasta (Italian for "dough") is a generic term for Italian variants of noodles
<The_Duke_of_Beaconsfield> also, generic
<The_Serenity_Spirit> Stupid dog is licking my changing cable. Hang on... brb
<The_Duke_of_Beaconsfield> so if you think your brother knows more about "noodles" or what ever, than me, i'll be waiting in hells kitchen
*** masrelga is now known as mas|afk
<mas|afk> im gonna go play some wii sports
<The_Serenity_Spirit> My brother is 15
<mas|afk> i'll be back
<The_Serenity_Spirit> And he cooks stir-fries
<The_Duke_of_Beaconsfield> well im 20.
<The_Duke_of_Beaconsfield> and i cook banquet dinners.
<The_Duke_of_Beaconsfield> i win.,
<mas|afk> lol
<The_Serenity_Spirit> Too bad. You don't cook stir-fries
<The_Duke_of_Beaconsfield> i know how to.
<The_Serenity_Spirit> But you don't

<The_Duke_of_Beaconsfield> i dont stick one food. >.>
<The_Duke_of_Beaconsfield> i made a stirfry two weeks ago
<The_Duke_of_Beaconsfield> so all he makes are stir fries?
<The_Serenity_Spirit> No... He makes mexican too
<The_Serenity_Spirit> Should I post this in the chat logs?
<The_Duke_of_Beaconsfield> and besides that, masrelga: rice with some chicken, or an endless feast of turkey, pork, fesh veggies, pasta, and breads?
<The_Serenity_Spirit> Christmas Dinner
<The_Duke_of_Beaconsfield> fish, veggies*
<The_Duke_of_Beaconsfield> and yes do so
<The_Serenity_Spirit> Maybe when we finish our noodle chat. You can't prove me wrong
<The_Serenity_Spirit> Because wikipedia wont load
<The_Duke_of_Beaconsfield> I ALREADY DI WTF
<The_Serenity_Spirit> Wikipedia won't load
<The_Duke_of_Beaconsfield> that would be your fault, i can have anyone vouch for me the first line is
<The_Duke_of_Beaconsfield> Pasta (Italian for "dough") is a generic term for Italian variants of noodles
<The_Serenity_Spirit> Exactly! A VARIATION of noodles! Not noodles themselves!
<The_Duke_of_Beaconsfield> no, THE GENREIC TERM FOR VARIENTS OF NOODLES
<The_Duke_of_Beaconsfield> NOT A VARIATION
<The_Serenity_Spirit> Am I allowed to swear right now?
<The_Duke_of_Beaconsfield> Pasta (Italian for "dough") *is a generic term* for Italian variants of noodles
<The_Duke_of_Beaconsfield> go ahead. >.>
<The_Serenity_Spirit> Shit
<The_Duke_of_Beaconsfield> derp

Posted by: Cyndaquil DaRk bLaDe Feb 15 2009, 08:34 PM

TearlessWings (5:18:27 PM): HI
TearlessWings (5:18:29 PM): =P
BloodyGungnir (5:18:36 PM): who are u
TearlessWings (5:18:41 PM): kelly....................
BloodyGungnir (5:18:48 PM): i dont know u
BloodyGungnir (5:18:52 PM): but can i have a pig?????
TearlessWings (5:19:06 PM): rite and u dont know me
TearlessWings (5:19:10 PM): =PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
TearlessWings (5:20:10 PM): i thought u lked chickens
TearlessWings (5:20:14 PM): ...
TearlessWings (5:23:27 PM): y do u want a pig???
BloodyGungnir (5:23:35 PM): i need science hw
TearlessWings (5:23:43 PM): its a sheet
TearlessWings (5:23:47 PM): ....
BloodyGungnir (5:23:48 PM): i know i need help
TearlessWings (5:23:58 PM): omg ur better at science then me
TearlessWings (5:24:13 PM): so i dont think i can help u
BloodyGungnir (5:24:17 PM): i dun care i still need help
TearlessWings (5:24:24 PM): just look in the txtbk
BloodyGungnir (5:24:37 PM): im too lazy
TearlessWings (5:24:51 PM): well then just guess
BloodyGungnir (5:25:40 PM): N
BloodyGungnir (5:25:42 PM): o
TearlessWings (5:27:48 PM): y r u asking me?
TearlessWings (5:27:53 PM): like i suck at science
BloodyGungnir (5:27:58 PM): i dun care
TearlessWings (5:28:08 PM): ill tell u if u solve this math problem 4 m
TearlessWings (5:28:10 PM): *me
BloodyGungnir (5:29:04 PM): kk
TearlessWings (5:29:15 PM): if you add 10 to my age and then multiply the sum by my age, the product will be 375. How old am I?
TearlessWings (5:30:09 PM): solve it plz!!
BloodyGungnir (5:30:10 PM): the square root of 365
TearlessWings (5:30:12 PM): im bored
TearlessWings (5:30:14 PM): omg
BloodyGungnir (5:30:16 PM): i dont have a calculator
BloodyGungnir (5:30:21 PM): so im not doing it out
BloodyGungnir (5:30:28 PM): so can u help me on me science hw
BloodyGungnir (5:32:36 PM): Kelly???!!!!!
TearlessWings (5:32:43 PM): what?
BloodyGungnir (5:32:47 PM): sci hw
TearlessWings (5:32:49 PM): u said u didnt know me...
TearlessWings (5:32:51 PM): =P
BloodyGungnir (5:32:58 PM): i dun care i still need help wit sci hw
TearlessWings (5:33:08 PM): ugghhh
BloodyGungnir (5:33:17 PM): just help me
BloodyGungnir (5:33:21 PM): or answer this question
TearlessWings (5:33:28 PM): im busy w/ math stuff!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TearlessWings (5:33:32 PM): and piano!!!!!!
BloodyGungnir (5:33:49 PM): Summarize why Earth's atmosphere is important to life on Earth.
TearlessWings (5:34:06 PM): well.. just think
TearlessWings (5:34:15 PM): without i we'd die
TearlessWings (5:34:50 PM): *it
TearlessWings (5:34:53 PM): get it now??:?
TearlessWings (5:45:05 PM): whats w/ the pokemon???
TearlessWings (5:47:53 PM): xxxxxx??
BloodyGungnir (5:52:22 PM): wat do u mean
TearlessWings (5:52:49 PM): OMG THE ANSWER IS LIKE RITE IN FRONT OF U
TearlessWings (5:53:02 PM): what does the atmosphere do?
BloodyGungnir (5:53:12 PM): wat u mean pokemon
TearlessWings (5:53:31 PM): ur icon thingy cindequil or something like that
TearlessWings (5:53:36 PM): i know i cant spell.....
BloodyGungnir (5:55:52 PM): gtg
TearlessWings (5:56:02 PM): kk
TearlessWings (5:56:04 PM): bye

Some random thing....

Posted by: Letan Feb 15 2009, 09:34 PM

[21:13] <Lickilicky_Luvs_Pi> warm4warm
[21:13] <Lickilicky_Luvs_Pi> haha another lotad at the lab
[21:13] <Letan> LEFT4WARM
[21:13] <Mr_Sirius> link?
[21:13] <Letan> WARM4DEAD
[21:13] <Lickilicky_Luvs_Pi> one sec
[21:14] <Lickilicky_Luvs_Pi> http://gpxplus.net/user/Lickilicky+Luvs+Pi
[21:14] <Letan> W4D would be an awesome yet awkward game.
[21:14] <Wymsy> more eggs in the daycare
[21:14] * Wymsy donates them
[21:14] <Letan> 4-player co-op
[21:14] <Feiminn> Curses, a Makuhita
[21:14] <Letan> running around, picking up random people's eggs and hugging them until they're nice and warm
[21:15] <Letan> and then there are the SPECIAL BOSS EGGS
[21:15] <Feiminn> http://gpxplus.net/user/Feiminn 8]
[21:15] <Mr_Sirius> There, all done, Lickilicky.
[21:15] <Letan> and the finale where you have to survive for 20 minutes going on a warming spree

---
[21:19] <Feiminn> IS THAT A BERRY IN YOUR POCKET OR ARE YOU JUST PLEASED TO SEE ME!?

Posted by: Ulquiorra Schiffer Feb 16 2009, 08:05 AM

<Kookie_Monster> a keyboard is a POWERFUL thing

I'm so sticking this in my siggy.

Posted by: TyraniBoah Feb 17 2009, 02:01 PM

BEWARE:

<N-Sign> Serenity, why would you ask me for porn..?
<Lickilicky_Luvs_Pi> GOOD
<The_Serenity_Spirit> I seriously don't know
<Kookie_Monster> oh right now i get it
<The_Serenity_Spirit> Because I suck?
<N-Sign> I mean, you are like.. 10?
<Kookie_Monster> a 10 YO watching porn?!
<The_Serenity_Spirit> You got it brother
<Lickilicky_Luvs_Pi> that's when all the kids start haha
<N-Sign> I don't even think 10-year old boys like porn.
<N-Sign> lolulddy
<The_Serenity_Spirit> I wouldn't be too sure
<N-Sign> .....
<N-Sign> Serenity knows boy's masturbation habits?
<Lickilicky_Luvs_Pi> rofl
<N-Sign> SERENITY SPIRIT IS WATCHING YOU MASTURBATE!
<Letan> QUICK! HIDE THE CFEP SAILORS IMAGES!

<Lickilicky_Luvs_Pi> O_o
<N-Sign> OHSHI-
* The_Serenity_Spirit goes red and then attacks
<N-Sign> lulzWymsyinasailorsuit
<N-Sign> AHH OH SHIT SHE DIDN'T DENY IT!
<Lickilicky_Luvs_Pi> O_O
* N-Sign goes off to change his member title.
* Lickilicky_Luvs_Pi hides
<The_Serenity_Spirit> I deny it now
<The_Serenity_Spirit> Die

AND


<N-Sign> I am asking a Canadian Bionicle lover who gets shipped with Lucario.
<Letan>lolol Lucario
<Letan> TOA LUCARIO

<Lickilicky_Luvs_Pi> lolucario
<N-Sign> Letario.
<N-Sign> My favorite shipping pair <3

AND

N-Sign> ... I just cracked a whip at a ten-year old..
* N-Sign shakes his head.
<Rise> >_>
* The_Serenity_Spirit screams
* Rise shot N-Sign again.
<N-Sign> HEY
<N-Sign> 110
<N-Sign> Mm...
<The_Serenity_Spirit> N-Sign must think that 10-year olds are gods or something
<N-Sign> It feels rather good to be back to my normal self.
<N-Sign> Thank you very much, Rise.
<Rise> n... normal?
<Wymsy> what
<N-Sign> I am the 111th Ensign, do you not remember?
<Andre> actually, it's more like "hai gais I'm nick vlastos I'm an attention- seeking fucker who throws people in his pool with all their electric stuff in their pocketses""
<The_Serenity_Spirit> ...?
<The_Serenity_Spirit> Run
<N-Sign> Every #1 Ensign tries to be a gentleman to the best of his abilities.
<The_Serenity_Spirit> Is that why you think I'm a god?
<N-Sign> Since the 41st, I believe, who Zerxer killed rather brutally.
<The_Serenity_Spirit> If you remember rightly
<N-Sign> Think you a god? Dear no, child. I merely think of you as another person within the chat who is nice to talk to, rather mature for your age.
<The_Serenity_Spirit> But you go on about cracking whips at 10-year olds
<The_Serenity_Spirit> and how you shouldn't do stuff to 10-year olds
<Kookie_Monster> N stands for Naughty
<The_Serenity_Spirit> Why 10-year olds
<Andre> lol
<The_Serenity_Spirit> Naughty Sign
<Andre> he's been very... naughty.
<N-Sign> Those were the other Ensigns, they are rather perverted.
<N-Sign> I apologize for anything they may have said that was strange.
<The_Serenity_Spirit> You don't need to apologize it's just odd
<The_Serenity_Spirit> + a comma somewhere there
<Kookie_Monster> CHANGE YOUR NAME to Naughty-Sign
<Andre> do it
<The_Serenity_Spirit> I dare you
<Kookie_Monster> then I'll forgive you
<Andre> god damn I need like
<N-Sign> You know, I should really change out of this red shirt, I would rather not die and lose my politeness.
<Kookie_Monster> i'm sigging this
<Andre> a power bar connetcted to this powerbar
<N-Sign> Oh, heavens no. That would be most improper for someone like myself to have a name such as that.
* Rise shoots N-Sign before he removes the red shirt and i have to put it back on him
<N-Sign> ...
<N-Sign> 111
<Andre> lol alredy
<N-Sign> RISE
<Andre> how many times did you die today?
<Rise> ~_~?
<N-Sign> I thought you preferred my not pervy self?
<N-Sign> Psh.
<N-Sign> But yeah.
<N-Sign> Now I will.
=-= N-Sign is now known as Naughty-Sign
<Kookie_Monster> there's a woman inside N-sign
<Andre> whoooo
<Kookie_Monster> omg lol

Posted by: SR Meganium Forme Feb 24 2009, 06:43 AM

In case it ever leaves my signature...

<Letan> I WANT TO BREED LUCARIO AND GARDEVOIR
<N-Sign> You want Kazyx to have sex with Harudoku?
<Harudoku> ...
<Letan> Nooooo
<Harudoku> WHAT
<N-Sign> Letan said it.
<Harudoku> WHO NEEDS TO DIE
<Letan> My favourite Pokemon is Lucario, Kazyx's is Gardevoir
<N-Sign> Letan.
*** masrelga has joined #gtsplus
<N-Sign> Ohhh.
<N-Sign> My bad.
<Letan> HOW DID HARU GET INVOLVED?!
<Meganium> ... >.<
<N-Sign> I thought you said Lugia.
<N-Sign> :D
<Harudoku> SOMEONE GETS TO DIE FOR THS.
<Harudoku> One of you pick.
<N-Sign> Wait.
<N-Sign> Does that mean Kazyx and Letan are.. Ewww...
<masrelga> gay?
<Letan> WHAT
<N-Sign> Also, I choose Letan to die.
<masrelga> someone explain whats going on?
<PedoTonberry> D: I need to go ;-;
<N-Sign> I don't think any of us know either
<Letan> Gyaaaaaaaaaah
<masrelga> ohhh
<Letan> Kazyx answer this
<masrelga> so are they gay or not?
<Letan> mas......*headdesk*
<masrelga> brb
<Letan> You do know that me and Kaz are friends irl, right?
<masrelga> straight friends?
<masrelga> im not here
* N-Sign laaaughed.

Also this one:

<Meganium> I have a question.
<Meganium> How do you rape a ghost?
<Kookie_Monster> well
<Kookie_Monster> you need a sliph scope
<Kookie_Monster> iirc
<Meganium> In Johto. >.<
<Kookie_Monster> well you take out your
<Kookie_Monster> **** or *****
<Kookie_Monster> then you leave it
<Kookie_Monster> out
<Kookie_Monster> and the Ghost may see it
<Meganium> How does one take out their *****?
<Kookie_Monster> u unzip it
<Meganium> I suppose I have to upgrade to the latest model of ***** that includes a zipper. D:
<Kookie_Monster> Lol
<Kookie_Monster> you will have jeans
<Kookie_Monster> just unzip em
<Kookie_Monster> and take off your undies
<Meganium> I don't wear jeans. :S
<Kookie_Monster> skip that take off your trousers
<Kookie_Monster> then your undies
<Kookie_Monster> and the Ghost will come
<Kookie_Monster> and cum
<Harudoku> >>
<Harudoku> 'kay, why is this chat exclusively talking about sex 24/7?
<Harudoku> >>

Posted by: Saved Of Grace Feb 28 2009, 06:50 PM

<Saved_Of_Grace> i love the flying spaghetti monster
<Deoxys_Attack>
<The_dukie_of_baconfeld> FSM LOVE BABY
<Saved_Of_Grace> hell to the yea!!!]
<The_dukie_of_baconfeld> Also, cult of fonz
<The_dukie_of_baconfeld> our father, who art by thy jukebox, may he jump many sharks. Ayyyyyyyymen.
<Saved_Of_Grace> you mean the cunt of fonz
<The_dukie_of_baconfeld> no.
<The_dukie_of_baconfeld> cult.
<Saved_Of_Grace> cunt
<Deoxys_Attack>
<The_dukie_of_baconfeld> gtfo
<Deoxys_Attack> no u
<The_dukie_of_baconfeld> god damnit shut up SR
<Deoxys_Attack>
<Deoxys_Attack> What if I refuse?
<Saved_Of_Grace> Then the FSM will get you
<The_dukie_of_baconfeld> i'll just set you to my ignore list
<Deoxys_Attack> Hm...
<The_dukie_of_baconfeld> fuck, i will just do it anyways
<Saved_Of_Grace>

Posted by: SR Meganium Forme Feb 28 2009, 06:53 PM

<N-Sign> I wanna tell you what I'm feeling
<N-Sign> But I don't know how to start
<N-Sign> I want to tell you but no I'm afraid
<N-Sign> That you might break my heart
<BloodyScythe> start with "i want to commit suicide"

* Maleganium wants her addicting pizza!
<Maleganium> Need MOAR!!!
<Kazyx> What's on the pizza?
<Maleganium> Um.. red things, white things, and green things.
<Kazyx> Oh
<Kazyx> VERY DESCRIPTIVE
<Kazyx> [/sarcasm]
<Kazyx> >.>

<Kazyx> Stupid woman is stupid
<Kazyx> She wants 50 babies
<Wymsy> 50 babies
<Wymsy> Why not shoot for 400?
<N-Sign> VAGINA
<N-Sign> It is not a clown car
<Wymsy> ....
<The_duke> STOP
<The_duke> RIGHT THERE
<The_duke> IF I CAN HAVE SEX THEN IT IS INDEED A CLOWN CAR
<Deoxys_Attack>
<N-Sign> ...
<N-Sign> You fucked a clown car?
<The_duke> sure
<The_duke> shit was KOOKY
<N-Sign> ...
<Kazyx> Shit was Kookie?
<Kazyx> =
<N-Sign> Kookie is a clown?
<Kazyx> No
<N-Sign> Inside the car that TQQ fucked?
<Kazyx> Kookie is a clown car
<N-Sign> Srs bsns.

<Polaris> I forget where in canada Pure Pwnage is filemed.
<Polaris> I love that show.
<The_duke> IN MY PANTS

<The_Serenity_Spirit> Meganium, want a biscuit?
<Meganium> ...
<Meganium> Yes please.
* The_Serenity_Spirit runs to her bag full of stolen sweets
<The_Serenity_Spirit> I felt so down after school today that I filched some from the tin
* The_Serenity_Spirit picks up some wrapping paper
* The_Serenity_Spirit wraps the stolen biscuit
<Meganium>
* Meganium offers a slice of addicting pizza.
* The_Serenity_Spirit starts writing a card
<The_Serenity_Spirit> Dear Meganium,
<Meganium> Need... more... pizza...
* Meganium drools.
<The_Serenity_Spirit> Firstly, yes, I would like some pizza.
<The_Serenity_Spirit> I shall give you the promised biscuit in return
<The_Serenity_Spirit> I enclose said biscuit and send my love,
<The_Serenity_Spirit> TSS
<The_Serenity_Spirit> To: Meganium _______
<The_Serenity_Spirit> Country: ...Johto
<The_Serenity_Spirit> Address: New Bark Town, number 1
<The_Serenity_Spirit> Postal Code: *Insert PC here*
* The_Serenity_Spirit runs to the post office and posts the letter
<Meganium> Yay. ^^

<Deoxys_Attack> Dictionary fight?
* Deoxys_Attack throws a dictionary at TQQ, but misses.
* The_duke throws a dictionary at SR and clocks em in the dome
* Deoxys_Attack is knocked over.
* Deoxys_Attack has pathetic defense.
* Deoxys_Attack fainted!

<Wymsy> Your body is trying to go on its period but then it realises you're a guy and then it gets frustrated.

Posted by: The Duke of Beaconsfield Mar 1 2009, 10:36 PM

Kazyx> Etnie will have Godzong/Snazzyzong
<The_duke> no
<The_duke> snazzong
<The_duke> not snazzyzong. >.>
<Kazyx> Well FUCK ME then

Posted by: Nameless Ensign Mar 2 2009, 02:42 PM

Moar reason why the IRC rocks:

<N-Sign> O_o You are in Elementary!?
<MeganiumxSuicune> >.>
<The_Serenity_Spirit> Yeah, until next year
<N-Sign> JESUS, that puts your age intro perspective.
<N-Sign> Into*
<The_Serenity_Spirit> I DON'T DESERVE SUCH IMMATURE SCHOOL LEVELS
<N-Sign> You awake from the dirt and the grime, stretch your fractured, pretzel spine, out to take your revenge for the crime, filled with fire and finally mine.
<MeganiumxSuicune>
<The_Serenity_Spirit> >.>
<N-Sign> IF YOU ARE FAILING THEN YOU DO >:(
<MeganiumxSuicune> <.<
<The_Serenity_Spirit> I'M NOT FAILING
<N-Sign> GET BACK TO SCHOOL
<N-Sign> DO IT
<N-Sign> DO IT NOW
<The_Serenity_Spirit> SHUT UP
<N-Sign> NOU
<The_Serenity_Spirit> I DON'T NEED SCHOOL
<The_Serenity_Spirit> I NEED LIFE
<N-Sign> GO BACK TO SCHOOL AND STUDY!
<N-Sign> ...
<N-Sign> YOU ARE ON THE COMPUTER, CHILD
<The_Serenity_Spirit> IT'S 8:30!
<The_Serenity_Spirit> PM
<N-Sign> I DON'T CARE WHAT TIME IT IS
<The_Serenity_Spirit> I HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO BE ON THE COMPUTER
<N-Sign> MARCH YOUR LITTLE ASS BACK TO SCHOOL!
<The_Serenity_Spirit> SCHOOL IS CLOSED
<N-Sign> BREAK IN
<N-Sign> YOU CAN DO IT
<The_Serenity_Spirit> MY PARENTS WON'T DRIVE ME
<The_Serenity_Spirit> IT TAKES TOO LONG TO WALK
<N-Sign> TEN-YEAR OLDS CAN LIKE.. SQUEEZE INTO SMALL SPACES AND THEIR BONES FORM AROUND SHIT
<N-Sign> THEY CAN SLIP UNDER DOORS
<N-Sign> LIKE RATS
<The_Serenity_Spirit> AND THE HEADMISTRESS LIVES IN A HOUSE IN THE GROUNDS
<N-Sign> FUCKING CATCH A BEAVER
<The_Serenity_Spirit> DON'T COMPARE ME TO A RAT
<N-Sign> OR WHATEVER THERE IS IN POLAND
<N-Sign> AND RIDE IT THERE
<The_Serenity_Spirit> I AM A 10 YEAR OLD YOU LIVES
<The_Serenity_Spirit> WE HAVE NO ANIMALS
<The_Serenity_Spirit> MY DOG ATE THEM ALL
<N-Sign> TEN YEAR OLDS ARE LIKE RATS THOUGH! I THOUGHT THEY WERE!
<N-Sign> CATCH A BIRD
<N-Sign> TEN YEAR OLDS ARE LIGHT!
<The_Serenity_Spirit> BUT I'M ALLERGIC TO DUST
<MeganiumxSuicune> ... What?!
<The_Serenity_Spirit> FEATHERY DUST
<N-Sign> WHAT DOES DUST HAVE TO DO WITH- OH
<The_Serenity_Spirit> ASTHMA
<N-Sign> FUCKING RIDE A DOLPHIN OR SOME SHIT THEN
<The_Serenity_Spirit> I'LL DIE
<N-Sign> POLAND HAS COAST LAND
<MeganiumxSuicune>
* MeganiumxSuicune facepalms.
<The_Serenity_Spirit> IF YOU WANT ME TO COME BACK IN A MILLION YEARS AFTER I'VE REACHED THE SEA
<The_Serenity_Spirit> WHEN YOU WILL BE OLDER THAN AN OLD MAN
<The_Serenity_Spirit> FINE
<N-Sign> WOULD YOU COME BACK AS A BEAUTIFUL LADY WHO HAS AGED INTO MATURITY, BODY-WISE?
<The_Serenity_Spirit> I AM IMMORTAL
<N-Sign> IF SO, THEN FUCK YES HURRY YOUR ASS UP DAMNIT
<The_Serenity_Spirit> I LIVE ON IN WHATEVER STATE I WISH
<N-Sign> THEN GET OLDER
<The_Serenity_Spirit> NO
<N-Sign> MAKE YOURSELF HOT
<The_Serenity_Spirit> STFU
<N-Sign> NOU
<The_Serenity_Spirit> IT ISN'T MY FAULT MY NOSE IS UGLY
* MeganiumxSuicune whacks Ensign with a porcupine
<The_Serenity_Spirit> OTHERWISE I WOULD BE PRETTY
<N-Sign> I HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN YOUR NOSE
<The_Serenity_Spirit> BUT NOT ANYTHING ELSE
<N-Sign> YOU CAN'T BE PRETTY TO ME, YOU ARE TEN!
<The_Serenity_Spirit> YOU'VE LOOKED IN THE PHOTO THREAD, GODDAMNIT
<N-Sign> I DON'T REMEMBER MUCH
<N-Sign> OTHER THAN YOU HAVE A LOT OF HAIR
<The_Serenity_Spirit> SUCKER
<N-Sign> WHY DID YOU JUST CALL ME A SUCKER?
<The_Serenity_Spirit> BECAUSE OF YOUR LACK OF MEMORY
<The_Serenity_Spirit> I REMEMBER BEING 3
<N-Sign> PSH
<The_Serenity_Spirit> BEAT THAT
<N-Sign> I POINT OUT THE FACT I STILL CAN'T FIND YOU ATTRACTIVE ANYWAYS
<The_Serenity_Spirit> SAME FOR YOU
<The_Serenity_Spirit> NOBODYS ATTRACTIVE THESE DAYS ANYWAY
<N-Sign> I AM OLD
<N-Sign> ANYONE CAN FIND ME ATTRACTIVE IF THEY WISH
<N-Sign> I AM JUST UGLY
<The_Serenity_Spirit> NOT I
<N-Sign> WELL F U
<MeganiumxSuicune> >.>
<The_Serenity_Spirit> SHUT UP
<N-Sign> I AM GOING TO GO CRY BECAUSE SOME POLISH TEN YEAR OLD DOESN'T THINK I'M HOT
<The_Serenity_Spirit> I T'AIN'T NO POLISH KID
<The_Serenity_Spirit> POLISH KIDS HAVE BLOND HAIR
<The_Serenity_Spirit> AND I WAS BORN IN ENGLAND
<N-Sign> YOU ARE IN POLAND
<N-Sign> YOU ARE POLISH
<N-Sign> DON'T DENY YOURSELF
<The_Serenity_Spirit> I DENY THAT
<N-Sign> OR YOU WILL DENY OUR LOVE
<MeganiumxSuicune> WILL YOU BOTH SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LEAVE EACH OTHER ALONE?!
<The_Serenity_Spirit> THERE YOU GO DOING THE STUFF
<N-Sign> We were having fun, though ;-;...
<The_Serenity_Spirit> THAT ZERXER FINDS HILARIOUS
<MeganiumxSuicune> o.0
<N-Sign> SHOULD WE LOG THIS?
<MeganiumxSuicune> YES
<The_Serenity_Spirit> YES
<MeganiumxSuicune> ^
<N-Sign> WHO WANTS TO?
<The_Serenity_Spirit> JUST DON'T LET ZERXER SEE
<MeganiumxSuicune> >.>
<N-Sign> OKAY I WILL GO LOG IT
<MeganiumxSuicune> LOG THAT ONE, TOO.
<The_Serenity_Spirit> DO IT MEGGY
<N-Sign> ZOOMBRB
* MSCONFIG (chatzilla@B548867B.95B64A2C.CDAB81F2.IP) has joined #gtsplus
<MeganiumxSuicune> NO! I CAN'T COPY ALL THAT TEXT!!
<N-Sign> I CAN
<N-Sign> BRB

Posted by: SR Meganium Forme Mar 2 2009, 04:01 PM

[15:54] <The_Serenity_Spirit> http://i434.photobucket.com/albums/qq62/XMaisyX/Me.png?t=1236027252 - admire the ugliness. It's larger this time
[15:54] <The_other_The_Duke> waiiittt
[15:55] * ~Zerxer is now known as Zerxer
[15:55] * Deoxys_Attack is now known as EveryoneElseIsDoingIt
[15:55] <The_other_The_Duke> you really have a
[15:55] <EveryoneElseIsDoingIt>
[15:55] <The_other_The_Duke> rhubarb like presence
[15:55] * The_Serenity_Spirit is now known as Rhubarb
[15:55] <~Zerxer> lol so tiny
[15:55] <The_other_The_Duke> just like your penis oh snap
[15:55] <Rhubarb> WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
[15:56] <The_other_The_Duke> and not like your nose oh snap
[15:56] <EveryoneElseIsDoingIt> >.>;
[15:56] <~Zerxer> ..she has a penis now?
[15:56] <The_other_The_Duke> you
[15:56] <~Zerxer> o
[15:56] <Rhubarb> >.>
[15:56] <~Zerxer> that flew over everyone's head
[15:56] <Kookie_Monster> MY PENIS IS VERY
[15:56] <EveryoneElseIsDoingIt> -logged-
[15:56] <Rhubarb> GOOD
[15:56] <Kookie_Monster> logged?
[15:56] <EveryoneElseIsDoingIt>
[15:56] <~Zerxer> well he was talking about her first
[15:56] <~Zerxer> confusing everyone
[15:56] <Kookie_Monster> MY PENIS IS VERY logged?
[15:56] <Kookie_Monster> MY PENIS IS VERY....
[15:57] <EveryoneElseIsDoingIt> YESH, YER PENIS ISH LOGGED.
[15:57] <Kookie_Monster>
[15:57] <~Zerxer> lincoln logs
[15:57] * EveryoneElseIsDoingIt logs Kookie's penis!
[15:57] <The_other_The_Duke> YES
[15:57] <The_other_The_Duke> LINCOLN LOG'D
[15:57] <Kookie_Monster> k
[15:57] <Kookie_Monster> ENJOY

Posted by: Kazyx Mar 2 2009, 06:58 PM

[18:54] <The_dukie_oh_baconfeld> god damnit
[18:54] <The_dukie_oh_baconfeld> jessie's little sis asked wht the dog was acting dumb today
[18:54] <The_dukie_oh_baconfeld> i said "because he is a red shirt" because i was thinking of N-Sign

Posted by: SR Meganium Forme Mar 3 2009, 02:31 PM

Posted by: Kazyx Mar 3 2009, 08:52 PM

[20:42] <N-Sign> Ain't no cowgirls in Jersey, 'cept for them girls that dress up to get their men all riled up like junebugs in a rain storm.
[20:43] <Kazyx> Eh? What's this here aboot some sorta cowfolk speak? What'cha talkin' aboot?
[20:43] <Shadow_Dragon> Well then partner,
[20:43] <Kazyx> Who you riling up, there, SD?
[20:44] <Kazyx> up there*
[20:44] <Shadow_Dragon> Why do you ask now?
[20:44] <Shadow_Dragon> ...
[20:44] <Letan> N-SignxShadow_Dragon?
[20:44] <Letan> O_o
[20:44] <Shadow_Dragon> Fuck you.
[20:44] <Letan> WHAT
[20:44] <Kazyx> xD
[20:44] <Shadow_Dragon> o_O
[20:44] <N-Sign> Tch, you northern folk ain't got no sense of di-WHAT
[20:44] <Shadow_Dragon> What is wrong with you people!?
[20:44] <N-Sign> WHAT IS WITH YOU PEOPLE AND PAIRING ME WITH TEN YEAR OLDS!
[20:44] <Kazyx> To quote N there, SD...
[20:44] <Kazyx> [20:42] <N-Sign> Ain't no cowgirls in Jersey, 'cept for them girls that dress up to get their men all riled up like junebugs in a rain storm.
[20:44] <Kazyx> Who's the lucky man?
[20:44] <Shadow_Dragon> ........
[20:44] <Shadow_Dragon> Fuck
[20:44] <Shadow_Dragon> You
[20:44] <Letan> Why not pair you with them?
[20:44] <Shadow_Dragon> Kazyx
[20:44] <N-Sign> According to Letan, it is me..
[20:44] <N-Sign>
[20:45] <Kazyx> me?!
[20:45] <N-Sign> BECAUSE
[20:45] <Kazyx> O_o
[20:45] <N-Sign> I AM 17
[20:45] <Letan> Someone has to be paired with them.
[20:45] <Shadow_Dragon> DAMN YOU LETAN
[20:45] <Letan> AND YOU HAVE BEEN CALLED UPON TO SERVE
[20:45] <N-Sign> IT WOULD BE PEDOPHILIA IN A YEAR
[20:45] <Letan> SO STAY THERE IN YOUR PAIR, DAMMIT
[20:45] <N-Sign> I AM SERVING BY DATING TEN YEAR OLDS?!
[20:45] <N-Sign> WTF
[20:45] <Letan> YES
[20:45] <Kazyx> He's been paired with TSS already
[20:45] <Shadow_Dragon> ^
[20:45] <Letan> YOU ARE SERVING KAZ AND HIS IRC FANTASIES
[20:45] <N-Sign> Apparently.
[20:45] <Kazyx> Wut?
[20:45] <Shadow_Dragon> WTF
[20:45] <N-Sign> We are in some kind of threesome.
[20:45] <Kazyx> xD
[20:45] <Shadow_Dragon> o__O
[20:46] <Shadow_Dragon> xD
[20:46] <N-Sign> Me, Serenity, and Shadow..
[20:46] <Letan> A bizarre love triangle, eh?
[20:46] <N-Sign> I am disturbed.
[20:46] <Shadow_Dragon> Fuck
[20:46] <Kazyx> But when I asked SD who the lucky man was, she said Fuck You Kazyx
[20:46] <Letan> This calls for Bizarre Love Triangle by New Order.
[20:46] <N-Sign> Let me go throw up in this bush over here for a few hours..
[20:46] <Shadow_Dragon> Do NOT includ me anyway, im not in love with nobody
[20:46] <Kazyx> Meaing I am the lucky one
[20:46] <Kazyx> O_o
[20:46] <Kazyx> Meaning*
[20:46] <N-Sign> Foursome?
[20:46] <Shadow_Dragon> As I said that,
[20:46] <N-Sign> Ohlawdy.
[20:46] <Kazyx> xD
[20:46] <Letan> FIVESOME
[20:46] <Shadow_Dragon> xD
[20:46] <Letan> Throw Lucario in there.
[20:46] <Shadow_Dragon> FIVESOME?
[20:46] <Shadow_Dragon> OHSHI-
[20:46] <N-Sign> TOO MUCH SEX
[20:46] <Kazyx> Who's the fifth?
[20:47] <Kazyx> DO I EVEN WANT TO KNOW?~!
[20:47] <Shadow_Dragon> NO LUCARIOS, PLEASE
[20:47] <Letan> Lucario is, of course.
[20:47] <Kazyx> >.>
[20:47] <Letan> YES
[20:47] <Shadow_Dragon> FOUR IS ENOUGH
[20:47] <Kazyx> Fuck off, Lucario
[20:47] <Letan> NO!
[20:47] <Letan> IT NEEDS MORE LUCARIOS!
[20:47] <N-Sign> WTF SHADOW
[20:47] <Letan> MORE I SAY!
[20:47] <Letan> MUHAAHAHAHAHHAHAH
[20:47] <Kazyx> Got fuck your love buddy Letan over there, Lucario
[20:47] <N-Sign> DON'T AGREE WITH FOUR
[20:47] <N-Sign> NONE DAMNIT
[20:47] <Shadow_Dragon> Oh god
[20:47] <Letan> Okay I'll go back to working
[20:47] <N-Sign> I AM NOT HAVING A FOURSOME WITH TWO TEN-YEAR OLDS AND KAZYX
[20:47] <Shadow_Dragon> NO TRIANGLES
[20:47] <Kazyx> xD
[20:47] * Letan piano-slides away.
[20:47] <Shadow_Dragon> xD
[20:47] <Kazyx> Squares are better
[20:47] <Kazyx> Triangles are hard to build off of
[20:48] <Letan> Oh wait, SD did you come up with things you liked and disliked about the old RP?
[20:48] <Shadow_Dragon> ^
[20:48] <Kazyx> Love Square FTW
[20:48] <N-Sign> Zerxer would NEVER let this go.
[20:48] * Letan piano-slides back into the IRC.
[20:48] <Kazyx> TSSxSDxN-SIgnxKazyx
[20:48] <Kazyx> Sign*
[20:48] <Shadow_Dragon> The thing I ddint really like much, was that there wasint much info on the Rebellion
[20:48] <Shadow_Dragon> NO
[20:48] <Kazyx> What would you call that pairing?
[20:48] <Shadow_Dragon> DO NOT DO THAT
[20:48] <Shadow_Dragon> PLEASE
[20:49] <Shadow_Dragon> OR ILL SHOOT MYSELF IN HORROR
[20:49] <Shadow_Dragon> AND EVERYONE ELSE
[20:49] <Shadow_Dragon> IN THIS DAMN TRIANGLE
[20:49] <N-Sign> Sershasignzyx.
[20:49] <Shadow_Dragon> ;-;

Posted by: Zerxer Mar 3 2009, 09:14 PM

zerxer: http://forums.gtsplus.net/index.php?s=&showtopic=5784&view=findpost&p=92126 YOU GONNA LET THAT HAPPEN?
N-Sign: Yes <_<
zerxer: such a gentleman you are
zerxer: *kills you*
zerxer: NO MORE X1, NOW CHALLENGE HIM
N-Sign: XD Wtf

Posted by: SR Meganium Forme Mar 4 2009, 05:41 PM

N-Sign: Arrrggggghhhh I hate guys RPing girls.
LSD: >.>
Rise: What about girls RPing guys
Rise: or girls RPing girls
Rise: or guys RPing guys
N-Sign: They either get fucking Mary Sue'd for massive fail or they are fucksluts. Either that, or I am RPing with serious idiots about women..
LSD: What about girls RPing female transsexual androgynous people? :S
N-Sign: ...
N-Sign: That's never happened to me before, LSD.
Rise: [16:30] <N-Sign> They either get fucking Mary Sue'd for massive fail or they are fucksluts. Either that, or I am RPing with serious idiots about women..
Rise: The latter
N-Sign: As for girls RPing guys, they can usually get it down, I haven't seen that many.
LSD: I'll make sure it DOES happen.
Rise: you just need to find a group of not-idiots to RP with
N-Sign: Thought so.
N-Sign: Ugh, I'm stuck with this group for now ;.. It'd be better if the fucker who controlled the Mary Sue left.
N-Sign: Then I could just blow her the fuck away with a dragon laser and be happy.

Posted by: Fru Fru Mar 4 2009, 07:48 PM

SCHOOL FUN TIME. D is me. N is my friend.

D: You know what I have in my head right now?
N: do your homework.
D: I'M NEVER GONNA DANCE AGAIN. GUILTY FEET HAVE GOT NO RHYTHM.
N: george michael? really?
D: Don't judge.. HEY. WOW. THAT'S SO WEIRD.
N: what?
D: Look towards the office! That guy's wearing a diamond earring. George Michael wore earrings in the Careless Whisper video too!
N: your knowledge of this worries me. but i'll look. *she turns around* i don't see anyone.
D: *looks too* He was just there!
*Woman in yellow vest walks by*
N: ...and he turned into a woman?
D: NO. HE REALLY WAS THERE. Wait, maybe he'll come out.
*Minutes later*
N: uh huh. sure. smoke another one.

Posted by: Ulquiorra Schiffer Mar 7 2009, 06:02 AM

<psy> anyone here like to eat food?
<The_Serenity_Spirit> Ya
<The_Serenity_Spirit> OR DO I?
<psy> YOU DO!?!?! we have so much in common

Posted by: Fru Fru Mar 7 2009, 09:19 PM

<Kookie_Monster> http://www.blogthings.com/theunderwearoracle/
<Kookie_Monster> Your Underwear Says You're a Typical Guy
<Kookie_Monster> When you're bad, you're very bad. And when you're good, you're still trouble!
<Kookie_Monster> You're not afraid to lay around resting your hand in your pants.
<Kookie_Monster> its TRUE

Posted by: dark psychic Mar 8 2009, 02:07 AM

<Kookie_Monster> http://www.blogthings.com/whatdoesyourbirthdatemeanforyourlovelifequiz/
<psy> lol buddy! how is it going zerxer i havent seen you in lik 12 months dude
<N-Sign> Fucker
<Zerxer> I don't think it's been that long
<Kookie_Monster> You'll Have 6 True Loves
<Kookie_Monster> People wouldn't take you for a passionate person - and that's where they'd be wrong.
<Kookie_Monster> You can develop deep emotions quickly, and you're the type most likely to move in with someone after a few dates.
<Kookie_Monster> Number of Times You'll Have Your Heart Broken: 3
<Kookie_Monster> You are most compatible with people born on the 5th, 14th, and 23rd of the month.
<psy> GUESS HOW COLD IT IS IN MY HOUSE (Ferinhite) AND YOU'LL WIN SOMETHING AWESOME
<N-Sign> You'll Have 2 True Loves
<N-Sign> FUCK
<Zerxer> 69
<N-Sign> You don't just believe in love at first site - you've experienced it.
<N-Sign> You develop crushes pretty easily, but keeping your interest is another matter!
<N-Sign> You are very prone to love - hate relationships.
<N-Sign> Number of Times You'll Have Your Heart Broken: 2
<N-Sign> You are most compatible with people born on the 1st, 10th, 19th, and 28th of the month.
<Fru_Fru> 4 True Loves.
<Fru_Fru> Awww.
<Kookie_Monster> zerxer: 69?!
<Zerxer> guessing how cold it is in theirh ouse
<N-Sign> Was anyone born on the 1st, 10th, 19th, or 28th?
*** Furretsu has quit (Broken pipe)
<N-Sign> XD
<Zerxer> <-18th
<psy> lol
<N-Sign> I am not dating Zerxer.
* Kookie_Monster checks GTS+'s calender
<psy> wrong it is 57 degrees F in my house
<Zerxer> but take your numbers
<Zerxer> 19 - 1 = 18, 28 - 10 = 18
<Zerxer> OO WHAT NOW
<N-Sign> ...
* N-Sign shakes his head.
<psy> lol
<N-Sign> Do you want me to date you?
<Kookie_Monster> * Velyoukai (18)
<Kookie_Monster> * Ulquiorra Schiffer (15)
<psy> 100 - 82 = 18
<Kookie_Monster> * Mixie (15)
<N-Sign> ARGH NO ONE IS SHUTTING UP
<N-Sign> MUST FINISH THIS AMV

Posted by: Ulquiorra Schiffer Mar 8 2009, 05:18 AM

This is something my friend said to me.

[9:48]Ryu: That was not a battle it was a massacre.

Posted by: SR Meganium Forme Mar 8 2009, 02:42 PM

The_Serenity_Spirit: <.>
• Resident_Stalker slaps TSS
• The_Serenity_Spirit cries in the corner
Resident_Stalker: No <.> when I'm around.
The_Serenity_Spirit: WHY'D YOU DO IT
The_Serenity_Spirit: Why not?
You are now known as Maleganium.
Maleganium: ...
Maleganium:
Maleganium: Fine.
Maleganium: Continue. >.>
The_Serenity_Spirit: <.>
The_Serenity_Spirit: <.>
The_Serenity_Spirit: <.>
Kookie_Monster: YOU DO KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?
Maleganium: ...
The_Serenity_Spirit: ...
Maleganium: XD
• Maleganium watches the <.> before it's too late.
The_Serenity_Spirit: NOANDI'MPROUDOFIT
Kookie_Monster: it means to mastarbute
Maleganium: XD
The_Serenity_Spirit: Fine, pretend that there's an 'I'm watching you' before them
The_Serenity_Spirit: xD

Posted by: Nameless Ensign Mar 10 2009, 07:53 PM

* N-Sign continues to eat chocolate icing.
<&Wymsy> propane and propane accessories
* Kookie_Monster-bbl throws a tank of propane in psy's short shorts
<Maleganium>
<Kookie_Monster-bbl> *whistles*
<outofthecloset> DAMN HUNGRY WHORES ARE FRIGGING HUNGRY!
* outofthecloset (GTSPlusGue@SystemNet-3E428614.cablebb.atcjet.net) Quit (Quit: HUNGRY!)
<Kookie_Monster-bbl> haha
<N-Sign> Shit, man.
<Kookie_Monster-bbl> did he burn his do-dah
<N-Sign> I remember back a while ago.
<Kookie_Monster-bbl> ?
<N-Sign> I got an entire fucking little cup thing of vanilla icing all to myself.
<N-Sign> Fucking sat there for like three days, noming it randomly.
<N-Sign> Shit was so cash
<Maleganium> >.>;
<Kookie_Monster-bbl> n-sign, don't hurt me no more
<Kookie_Monster-bbl> plz
<&Wymsy> who just
<&Wymsy> eats icing
<Shadow_Cat> Well well,
<&Wymsy> not even i do that
<Maleganium> ^
<Shadow_Cat> Ill be on my way~
<N-Sign> LICKING IT OFF THE SPOON PLZ >:(
* Shadow_Cat (Shadow_Dra@SystemNet-62B52FCD.hsd1.nj.comcast.net) Quit (Quit: Fire, Thunder, and Night)
<Kookie_Monster-bbl> ICING+TSS=?
<Kookie_Monster-bbl> did i just...?
<N-Sign> ....
<N-Sign> what
<N-Sign> I think..
<N-Sign> I think my brain just died...
<N-Sign> Alone with what was left of my soul.
<@Letan> ^
* Kookie_Monster-bbl is a brain killer =D

Posted by: Saved Of Grace Mar 10 2009, 09:08 PM

<Saved_Of_Grace> hey guys
<Saved_Of_Grace> and girls
<Saved_Of_Grace> and hermaphrodites
<Saved_Of_Grace> and homosexuals
<Saved_Of_Grace> and heterosexuals
<Saved_Of_Grace> and bisexuals
<Saved_Of_Grace> if you don't fall in any of the above categories you are screwed...
<Saved_Of_Grace> Wait!!!
<Saved_Of_Grace> I forgot
<Saved_Of_Grace> and bacon
<Saved_Of_Grace> ...
<Saved_Of_Grace> wow..
<Saved_Of_Grace> no one

Posted by: SR Meganium Forme Mar 11 2009, 07:58 AM

Kookie_Monster: PLEASE NO FAMILY FUCKING
Kookie_Monster: ty
• Maleganium looks up and throws blankets over her sister.
Maleganium: OSHI-

Deoxys_Attack: Pants can't cover one's face. :S
Deoxys_Attack: Unless you're REALLY weird.
Kazyx: xD So true
Kazyx: That's why Canadians have scarves!
Kazyx: xD
Deoxys_Attack: XD
Kazyx: They're pants for your face!
Deoxys_Attack: ^^

Kayla joined the chat room.
ShadowDragon:
Maleganium: KAYLA?!
Maleganium: <3
Kayla is now known as Phobia.
ShadowDragon: Y hallo thar
Maleganium: oh...
Maleganium: ...
ShadowDragon: ...
• Maleganium is embarrassed nao.
ShadowDragon: Akward
Maleganium: I have a friend called Kayla...
Maleganium: >.>
ShadowDragon: Me too <.<
• Maleganium sets her phazer to "stun"
• Maleganium shoots herself.

Posted by: Commander Wymsy Mar 11 2009, 04:39 PM

=-= STD was booted from #gtsplus by YOU (*uses a condom*)
-->| GTSPlusGuest5728 (GTSPlusGue@SystemNet-6AFBD136.cablebb.atcjet.net) has joined #gtsplus
<LSD> XD
<GTSPlusGuest5728> rofl
=-= GTSPlusGuest5728 is now known as psy|busy
* N-SignIsBusy retreats to work better.
<LSD> Condoms don't prevent STDs.
|<-- N-SignIsBusy has left irc.systemnet.info (Quit: )
<psy|busy> yes they do just not after you already have them
<LSD> o.0
<LSD> ORLY?
<LSD> ...
<Wymsy> He was merely a threat.
<psy|busy> then you are fucked....litterally that is how you get them
<LSD> You'd probably know.
<LSD> :S
<The_duke> lsd yes they do
<psy|busy> you cant make an omlet without breaking the himen.......i mean a few eggs
<LSD> >.>
<psy|busy> i ruined the analogy T_T
<LSD> It's hymen. :S
<LSD> spell it right.
<psy|busy> DAMNIT I FAIL AT SPELLING
<LSD> >.>
<Wymsy> Your jeanious shall now be eternal

Posted by: Ulquiorra Schiffer Mar 11 2009, 04:53 PM

Ulquiorra;;Since I'm such a nice person, I'mmah gonna give you the spoiler... IN HANGMAN FORM! 8D
_________ ________ _______ _______
Happy decoding. ;D
S;;(My friend)o.O four letters.. >< you ebil bish!
Ulquiorra;;Fail! Dx

And it is four words, not letters. ;D Here, I'll space 'em out for ya. x3

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
S;;ya.... not helping......

first its _____ _____ _____ _____

now_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ __ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Ulquiorra;;Teheh~ I love confusing peps. 8D
S;;which proves your an ebil bish
Ulquiorra;;Muahahahah. ;D
S;;*plugs fingers in ears* LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA
LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA
LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA
LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA
LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA
LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA
LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA
LALALALALALALALALALALA

Posted by: Letan Mar 13 2009, 09:54 PM

[21:39] <Letan> also HOLY GADUNKA I AM BORED
[21:39] <Kazyx> xD
[21:39] <Kazyx> HOLY GADUNKA I AM BORED TOO
[21:39] <Kazyx> LET'S FUCK
[21:39] <Letan> I know!
[21:40] <Letan> Let's RP in private chat!
[21:40] <Kazyx> FUCK YEAH
[21:40] <Kazyx> Cause, you know
[21:40] <Kazyx> All the cool kids do that
[21:40] <Letan> You wake up lying down in a forest, There is a tree stump to the NW. What do you do?
[21:40] <Kazyx> Go NW to the stump
[21:41] <Letan> You walk up to the stump. You notice that the surface is perfectly flat. A piece of paper is lying down on the stump, pinned down with a rock. What do you do?
[21:42] <Kazyx> Using my high intellect, I unpin the paper and begin to read it
[21:42] <Letan> You successfully use your high INT stat, and remove the rock safely. No injuries occur. The paper reads:
[21:43] <Letan> "To whomever this may concern, I have hidden awesome TREASURE in the caves to the SOUTH. Also, I am awesome. From Bob Loblaw."
[21:43] <Letan> What do you do?
[21:44] <Kazyx> I head SOUTH to find the awesome TREASURE, hidden by this strangely named person
[21:45] <Letan> You begin to make the long voyage SOUTH. After two minutes, you reach the entrance of a massive cave. What do you do?
[21:47] <Kazyx> Look around the cave entrance in search for some sticks I could rub together to make a torch
[21:48] <Letan> You take a quick glance around the cave. There are no sticks to be found, only a trusty ZIPPO LIGHTER and a stack of USED PORNOGRAPHY. What do you do?
[21:49] <Kazyx> I sit and ponder for a few minutes as to why there is used pornography and a lighter in the cave
[21:50] <Letan> You begin to question life, the universe, and everything. Then, you focus on the topic of USED PORNOGRAPHY and ZIPPO LIGHTERS. You come to the conclusion that this cave must be the work of the dastardly villainous Bob Loblaw! What do you do?
[21:51] <Kazyx> Laugh at such a silly name, then proceed to pick up one of the USED PORNOGRAPHY and set it ablaze with the ZIPPO LIGHTER
[21:52] <Letan> Your hearty laughter echoes through the forest. Some birds fly away in sheer terror. You wield the USED PORNOGRAPHY and ZIPPO LIGHTER, and proceed to combine both inventory objects. The USED PORNOGRAPHY is set ablaze. You are thoroughly amused at watching the stack of nude material burn with an immense flame. What do you do?
[21:55] <Kazyx> Continue to be thoroughly amused
[21:56] <Letan> You stand there, smiling at the material burn to a crisp. The flame becomes dimmer. What do you do?
[21:57] <Kazyx> Proceed into the cave in search for the awesome TREASURE
[21:57] <Letan> You begin to walk deeper into the cave, burning USED PORNOGRAPHY in tow. You hear nothing but dripping water. After ten minutes of continuous walking, you begin to see a light up ahead.
[21:57] <Letan> What do you do?
[21:59] <Kazyx> Using my now dulled INTELLIGENCE, I run at full speed toward the light, waving the BURNING PORNOGRAPHY about madly
[21:59] <Letan> You run towards the light, waving your burning USED PORNOGRAPHY around as if it were a sword. The light gets brighter as you run closer.
[21:59] <Letan> What do you do?
[22:00] <Kazyx> Close my eyes and run even faster, surely I can run as fast as a cheetah if I don't see the world around me
[22:01] <Letan> You come up with a hypothesis involving increased speed while unaware of your surroundings. You close your eyes and run towards the light.
[22:01] <Letan> Suddenly...
[22:01] <Letan> You wake up. You are in a hospital. You just came out of a coma.
[22:01] <Letan> There is a SCALPEL on the nightstand.
[22:01] <Letan> What do you do?
[22:02] <Kazyx> I panic, and cry out at the top of my lungs "WHERE IS THE CAVE?!"
[22:03] <Letan> You scream "WHERE IS THE CAVE?!" at the top of your lungs. Your BREATH METER depletes rapidly. A nurse runs into the room. Most likely that bitch is contemplating whether or not you are a madman. What do you do?
[22:04] <Kazyx> I glare at her at coldly remark "Where is the blazing blade of used pornography? WHERE IS THE TREASURE, WOMAN?!"
[22:05] <Letan> You sit up in your bed, and give her the coldest glare ever. "Where is the blazing blade of used pornography? WHERE IS THE TREASURE, WOMAN?!" you scream.
[22:06] <Letan> The woman replies: "Are you mad?! USED PORNOGRAPHY is forbidden in this hospital!"
[22:06] <Letan> What do you do?
[22:06] <Kazyx> I blink, unsure of where I had obtained such a forbidden item. I then ask "Have I been here long?"
[22:07] <Letan> You blink. No more are your eyes dry! No more do you feel a burning sensation on your face! FREEDOM IS SWEET!
[22:07] <Letan> You ask the nurse "Have I been here long?"
[22:07] <Letan> The nurse replies: "You passed out drunk in front of the hospital last night. We took you in and looted your WALLET for payment."
[22:08] <Letan> What do you do?
[22:08] <Kazyx> I rip off my covers and outfit to reveal my true identity, the WEASEL KING, and proceed to FLIP THE FUCK OUT
[22:09] <Letan> You remove your covers and HOSPITAL APRON. You attempt to cast TRANSFORM, but it appears that you do not have enough MP! What do you do?
[22:10] <Kazyx> I proceed to flip the fuck out anyway, with or without my true form, the WEASEL KING
[22:10] <Letan> You proceed to stand up on top of your BED and flip the fuck out. The nurse screams at your rampant display of nudity. She runs out of the room, horrified. What do you do?
[22:11] <Kazyx> Chase after her, and yell loud profanities in her general direction as I pursue her
[22:12] <Letan> You run out of the room, still without any armour equipped. The hallways feel rather drafty. You shout profanities at the fleeing nurse. Several interns pause and stare awkwardly at you. What do you do?
[22:14] <Kazyx> Run at the interns, screaming profanities
[22:15] <Letan> You proceed to run towards the interns, after you decide that the nurse is no longer worth your foul-mouthery. You yell profanities at the foolish youngsters. Damn kids these days always showing up wherever you are and causing a ruckus. You teach those interns a lesson! What do you do?
[22:16] <Kazyx> Proceed to ransack a nearby desk for anything that could be used as a weapon
[22:17] <Letan> You run towards the front desk of the hospital, since it is the closest one to you. You begin to rummage through the desk, finding nothing but FOLDERS. You open up another drawer and find a sharp PENCIL. What do you do?
[22:18] <Kazyx> Wield the PENCIL as a small knife and proceed to stab the closest person
[22:19] <Letan> You equip the PENCIL, and charge towards the nearest intern. He lets out a high pitched squeal. Utilizing your ATK stat, you stab him in the chest with the PENCIL. Dealt 4 HP damage! What do you do?
[22:21] <Kazyx> I then pull the PENCIL out and proceed to stab the intern in the EYE, after stating that the intern should see a MAGIC TRICK, which, unbeknown to the intern, is the PENCIL going through their EYE
[22:23] <Letan> You prepare for another attack. You ask the intern "Do you wanna see a MAGIC TRICK?" You utilize the last of your MP and cast MAGIC TRICK on the intern. The PENCIL magically flies towards the intern, and spears his EYE. Dealt 10 HP damage!
[22:24] <Letan> The intern retaliates with a FURIOUS FLAIL, dealing 1 HP damage! His ACC stat is lowered from the MAGIC TRICK by 4. What do you do?
[22:25] <Kazyx> I retaliate with FUCK THE FLIP IN (Mental damage rather than physical )
[22:26] <Letan> You unleash FUCK THE FLIP IN on the intern. The intern is now confused! The intern attacks! Intern receives 1 HP damage due to hitting himself in confusion! What do you do?
[22:27] <Kazyx> Grin and strike with a GET BACK maneuver
[22:29] <Letan> You smile, and select GET BACK as your attack style. The intern receives 2 HP damage! The intern casts HEAL! The intern hit himself in confusion! Intern receives 1 HP damage! What do you do?
[22:31] <Kazyx> Activate one of my many fighting styles, SQUEALING HOG
[22:32] <Letan> You change your fighting style to SQUEALING HOG, and proceed to attack. The intern receives 2 HP damage! Wild intern has fainted! Gained 20 EXP! Gained 5 GOLD!
[22:33] <Letan> PLAYER has levelled up to Lv.2!
[22:33] <Letan> ATK +3 / DEF +2 / SPD +1 / INT + 1
[22:33] <Letan> What do you do?
[22:34] <Kazyx> Proceed to LOOT the INTERN
[22:35] <Letan> You search the intern for anything of value. You take his INTERN CLOTHES and BALLPOINT PEN.
[22:35] <Letan> What do you do?
[22:36] <Kazyx> I don the INTERN CLOTHES, and wield the BALLPOINT PEN
[22:37] <Letan> You equip the selected items from your inventory. What do you do?
[22:39] <Kazyx> I search the INTERN's face for the PENCIL
[22:40] <Letan> You retrieve the PENCIL from the intern's corpse. The other interns go about their daily lives as if nothing happened. Several are seen entering through the hospital doors. What do you do?
[22:41] <Kazyx> I exit the hospital, and go on the hunt for the awesome TREASURE, because reality is shit
[22:42] <Letan> You begin to exit the hospital doors, when suddenly, everything goes misty.
[22:43] <Letan> You wake up in your bed. You notice a large stack of UNIDENTIFIED MAGAZINES on the floor. A ZIPPO LIGHTER rests on your nightstand.
[22:43] <Letan> You are now an INTERN!
[22:43] <Letan> What do you do?
[22:45] <Kazyx> I take the ZIPPO LIGHTER, and set the UNIDENTIFIED MAGAZINES on fire and proceed to eat them, due to my INTELLIGENCE having fallen after turning into an INTERN
[22:47] <Letan> You combine the ZIPPO LIGHTER and UNIDENTIFIED MAGAZINES. The fire begins to burn down your whole building, as your low INT stat has resulted in carelessness due to becoming an INTERN. What do you do?
[22:48] <Kazyx> Uncaring for the fire, I begin to EAT the UNIDENTIFIED MAGAZINES
[22:50] <Letan> You attach the burning UNIDENTIFIED MAGAZINES to your HEAD. The flames consume you.
[22:50] <Letan> You are now dead!
[22:50] <Letan> GAME OVER.
[22:50] <Kazyx> Good game bro
[22:51] <Letan> Good game.
[22:51] <Letan> You almost beat it too.
[22:51] <Letan> That last puzzle is always a toughie.

Posted by: SR Meganium Forme Mar 14 2009, 09:18 AM

Letan... I'm going to laugh at that one for years. XD

Anyway, time for my conversation with Kazyx... XD

Meganium: Hm...
Meganium: Fortunately...
Meganium: Thinking is what I do best. :3
Meganium: ...
Meganium: Just not always thinking about the preferred subject. XD

Meganium: ...
Meganium: ...
Meganium: ...
Meganium: >.<
Kazyx: ...
Kazyx: ..
Meganium: ...
Kazyx: .
Meganium: .
Kazyx: ..
Meganium: .
Kazyx: ...
Kazyx: :o
Meganium: ................................................................................
................................................................................
................................................................................
................................................................................
............................................................
Meganium: >.<
Kazyx: OMG
Kazyx: PERIODS
Meganium: >.>
Meganium: Oh...
Meganium: >.<
Kazyx: xD
Meganium: ... :S
Meganium: XD

Now for some Wymsyquotes:

Mech: TQQ
Mech: That's a mean thing to do
Mech: That's abuse of power.
Mech: I should totally do it.

STD was kicked from the chat room by Wymsy. (*uses a condom*)

Wymsy: I'm not making this up
Wymsy: Well technically I am

For semi-mature audiences only... >.<

Posted by: Fru Fru Mar 14 2009, 02:26 PM

BRITANNIA BEAM!! said:
My god, you have the attention span of an ant.
nana said:
I
nana said:
DO
BRITANNIA BEAM!! said:
...
nana said:
...FFFFFF.
nana said:
I DO NOT*.

Later...

BRITANNIA BEAM!! said:
There's a spider. On my wall.
BRITANNIA BEAM!! said:
It's coming towards me.
nana said:
Oh. I'm sorry. Here's a song for that.
nana said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMT2jq-suyU
nana said:
Ooh ooh ooh~
nana said:
Sucks to be you~
BRITANNIA BEAM!! said:
I know, I know.
nana said:
Sucks to be you~
BRITANNIA BEAM!! said:
I know it's true.

Posted by: SR Meganium Forme Mar 15 2009, 11:28 AM

First, you must know this is my default text color...

• Letan is bored after receiving the PM he was waiting for and after Kaz showed up.
Letan: D:
Letan: I'm unable to do the two main things I was meaning to do today.
Shadow_Cat: D:
STD: good going kaz >=(
STD: and stealth
Psyche: >.>
• Kazyx is raped by Letan
Psyche: XD
Kazyx: O.o
STD: i suppose i could forgive you
Psyche: What?!
STD: O.o
Psyche: I DID NOT...
Psyche: JUST...
Psyche: POST...
Psyche: XD
Psyche: AFTER THAT.
Psyche: D:
STD: wtf leta-n why did you do that to poor kaz!??!?!?!
Psyche: D: D: D:
Letan: You mean TOA LETAN
Kazyx: DD:
Psyche: ;_;
Letan is now known as ToaLetan.
Psyche: D:
STD: shi-
Kazyx: I was raped by a machine?
STD: .....so he will have cyborg babies?
Psyche: Saving this, too...
ToaLetan: A biomechanical machine.

Kazyx: SR, I love that song!
Psyche: <3
Psyche: <3<3<0
Psyche: Ice cream.
Psyche: <0
Psyche: :3
Psyche: <O
Psyche: More ice cream...
Psyche: <o
Psyche: Small size/
Psyche: <\\\
Psyche: Knife ice cream
Psyche: :D
Kazyx: xD
Psyche: My favorite one.
Kazyx: Love the piano bit in it
Psyche: :3
Psyche: Oh...
Psyche: <|:||:|||:
Psyche: Piano ice cream.
Kazyx: xD
Psyche: <O
Psyche: Wait...
Kazyx: Maybe if I eat the Piano ice cream I'll be better at music!
Psyche: <O
Psyche: ...
• Kazyx eats Piano ice cream
Psyche: <O
Psyche: Kazyx ice cream'
Kazyx: xD
Psyche: :D
Psyche: Pink for the win.
Kazyx: Woo!

Posted by: Ulquiorra Schiffer Mar 15 2009, 05:35 PM

...Something I just had to write down.

Zero;;-turns head up at the sky and cackles like a grasshopper on crack-

Edit: I showed him this post and this this is the reply I got from him.

Zero;;Lambo is embarrassed. Lambo is outraged. Lambo think you throwin a fit cause you is pregnant.
Whats in you Bellaaaa? Lambo wanna know, Now!

~does Micheal Jackson routine.

Posted by: Kazyx Mar 15 2009, 08:01 PM

Posted by: SR Meganium Forme Mar 16 2009, 02:27 PM

Kazyx... I think I died laughing.

Also...

[10:30am] The_Serenity_Spirit: <TSS's_Teacher> Now, turn to page one hundred and sexy - I mean sixty, sixty, SIXTY!"
[10:31am] The_Serenity_Spirit: <TSS_And_Her_Class> LMFAO

Posted by: Ulquiorra Schiffer Mar 17 2009, 12:36 PM

Barbossa;;SHELLSHOCKY! ENTERTAIN SHADS! 'Cause I'm the only sober person in the house at the moment.
Shinku;;okays!!!!!! omg!
Barbossa;;What? WHAT?! >.>
Shinku;; plastered!
Barbossa;; ?! WE NEED TO GET A LEPRECHAUN PLASTERED BY THE END OF TODAY!
Shinku;; YAYAYAYAYAY!!! Ya, get Sean, he's sort.

Posted by: Commander Wymsy Mar 18 2009, 03:57 PM

<Kazyx> There's people and human-made things in it
<Kazyx> I no like it
<Kookie_Monster> http://i39.tinypic.com/6jegt0.jpg
<Dracowymsy> i knew it
<Dracowymsy> kazyx is going to be a nudist when he grows up
<Kazyx> WTF
<Kazyx> no
<R-1> what
<Gilliam> lol
<Kazyx> I just don't like pictures of cities and people
<Gilliam> somehow, nudist traps are less effective
<Dracowymsy> somehow
<Kazyx> I like pictures of nature
<Gilliam> yes
<Gilliam> somehow
<Gilliam> it is a mystery!

Posted by: SR Meganium Forme Mar 18 2009, 05:30 PM

Psyche: SR IS NOT OFFENDED. :S
Psyche: >.<
Psyche: NO MORE APOLOGIES.
Psyche: I WANT YOU TO GET OUT THERE AND HURT ME,
Psyche: AND THEN ACT AS IF IT DIDN'T HAPPEN.
Psyche: :
Psyche: S
Psyche: :S

Posted by: Commander Wymsy Mar 18 2009, 09:38 PM

<psy> hey wyms can i ask you a question
<psy> do you play chess?
<Dracowymsy> yep
<Dracowymsy> i play it like this
<Dracowymsy> moderator to b7
<psy> ...
=-= Mode #gtsplus +b *!*@SystemNet-D4704F9F.cablebb.atcjet.net by Dracowymsy

Posted by: Ulquiorra Schiffer Mar 19 2009, 04:50 PM

Loner: I wish the american's would get a move on and dub the remaining episodes......
Ulquiorra: The second bount Arc is nearly dubbed fully in English so soon if all goes well, this episode might come out in English towards the end of this year. Thank GOD they are getting back on track with the Manga storyline soon. I'm sick of seeing those filler episodes in English.
Loner: Nothing past 105 yet though........
Ulquiorra:Unfortunately.
Loner: Indeed..... Though how long can they possibly take.....?
Ulquiorra: A year... Two years tops.
Loner: I'm going to hang myself now.....
Ulquiorra: ...You really want to see the Manga story in English, don't you Mewtwo?
Loner: Very much so. I'm even contemplating making an Ichigo profile.
Magic: I just watched Ichigo beat the crap out of Kariya in the subbed.
Loner: You see? That kid has something about him. *Huggles Magic tightly and purrs*
Ulquiorra: You would be an awesome Ichigo roleplayer, Mewtwo.
Loner: =^^= You think so?
Ulquiorra: Yeah. ^^ So far, I have seen noobs Rping him, which is a bit disappointing.
Loner: Hmmm.... Well, it would make things easier for Magic.....
Ulquiorra: Yourichi + Ichigo = The perfect anime couple.
S: No! Urahara and yoruichi... ichigo and rukia!
Loner: I can't say that I disagree with the Yoruichi and Ichigo pairing. But.... I'd have to ask Magic if she'd be ok with such a change..... After all, Jet was Ichigo at one point.....
Magic:Nah. Me agrees with Shadow. Rukia's too small.
Oh yes, me is fine with it.
Loner: You would, Magic? Then it looks like they'll be a new Ichigo Roleplayer being born this weekend.
Ulquiorra: Hmm... Where is Jet anyway? I haven't seen himself, nor Carrie and Biyo in... weeks...
Magic: WOOP! And you know what that means.
Uhm.. Not sure... *Cough.*
Ulquiorra: I ought to catch up with 'em sometime in the near future...
Loner: *Clears throat whilst blushing furiously, muttering something about losing my innocence earlier than I'd like to*
Heh..... And sorry, no idea.
Ulquiorra: Damn...
Renamon: KITTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU'RE BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*GLOMPS*
I MISSED YOU LIKE THERE WAS NO TOMORROW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ulquiorra: You really miss him, huh?
S:
Renamon: Everyone knows I love that kitty(Loner) to bits.
Meow, Kitty, you told me Bleach wasnt your type of program.
Bah! Yoruichi is Ichi's teacher and nothing more. It HAS TO BE Ichi/Rukia.
I used to RP Yachiru, hence why I say Ichi.
Magic: No way.
Loner: Can't..... Breath....... *Chokes* No Ichigo/Rukia! Only Ichigo/Yoruichi! XD And I got into Bleach after I learned that Magic once roleplayed a character from it, Little One(Renamon). ^^
One final thing though, how many teachers do you know like flashing their student to see their reaction, Oceana(Renamon)?
Renamon: Ichigo/Rukia! Ichigo/Rukia! Ichigo/Rukia! Ichigo/Rukia! Ichigo/Rukia! Ichigo/Rukia!
It's anime! It's there for comic releif.
Yoruichi/Kenny!
T.T
I'm not Oceana anymore. Oceana has a child like nature. I'm not child like. ><
*clings to Kitty*
Missed you so much.......
Ichi/Yachiru!
I roleplayed Yachiru in the past, but that had no effect? Magic did?
*feels sad now*
T.T
Loner: I never saw you roleplay Yachiru, Little One.
*Still choking*
Ichigo/Yoruichi
And it's there for both humour and romance. Yet I can't help but notice that you did NOT answer my original question, Renamon.
Magic: -__-*
Ulquiorra: Rukia sucks. - -;
Renamon: The heck you didnt! As a certain Medabot, you sent me mail asking me not to make screenshots for a 'fake' mewtwo when in fact I made them for myself. You called me Yachiru!
Yoruichi/Kenpachi!!
RUKIA ROCKS! I'D RP HER IF I COULD REMEMBER ALL THOSE KIDO INCANTATIONS!!!
There's no romance!!!
Orihime loves Ichigo!!!
as for your answer, we've all seen those news stories about those teachers and/or students sleeping.... O.O
The only reason you probably like that pairing ish cause magic is RPing Yoru.
Ulquiorra: Orihime also sucks. ;_; The best females in Bleach are Soifon and Yoruichi.
Now they can really kick butt!
Renamon: Orihime rocks!
QUIT DISSING MEH FAVES!
Unohana! Love her!
Unohana, Orihime, Kon, Rukia, Soifon, Renji, Byayaka, Mr. Hat and Clogs, Kenpachi, Yachiru, that Bount with the talking sword and fan, Chad, Kariya, that gguy with the homical manic of a metal doll, Zangetsu, and Hollow Ichigo!!!! <----- THE DEFINITION OF AWESOMENESS!!!!
Yoru ish average. >.>
Ulquiorra: What about the Espada?! Dx
Halibel and Neliel Tu = AWESOME. 'Nough said.
Renamon: I watch the English Dub. They havent gotten that far yet, still on the Bount Kariya just found the crest in the Department of Research and Development.
Which reminds me!
I love Nemu and her Captian. Gotta love his Sadism! and that old bount with the talking whale!
Vixemon: neliel ish the awesomesauce
Ulquiorra: Watch the subbed version. Much better.
Renamon: I dont have time. ><! Coursework. Wah!
I miss Kitty.
*goes to Emo corner*
"............"
*needs a huggle from him*
Magic: Soifon was so awesome in 'Memorys of Nobody.'
Ulquiorra: She owned that evil chick!
Magic: Shame Yoruichi wasn't in the movie. And I think Senna and Ichigo are a good pairing. But, Yoruichi better.
Renamon: I myself no likely the pairing of Yoru/Ichi
Kenpachi/Yoru ish betteh
Magic: 'Never really heared of that pairing. Yoruichi and Kenpachi are not particularly close in the anime...
Pairings of Yoruichi:
Urahara
Byakuya
Ichigo
'Nuff said.
Ulquiorra: Byakuya paired with Yoruichi would be funny to see.
Magic: He calls her a Werecat.
Renamon: Inuyasha and Sesshy arent close yet they have been made into a pairing. Same can be said about Sasuke and Itachi.
Pairings of Yoruichi:
Urahara
Byakuya
Chad
Kariya
Renji
'Nuff said.
Ulquiorra: Hat-and-clogs and Byakuya maybe, but the rest... No way.
Magic: Chad... DEFFO NOT!
EWWW!!!!
No offence Chad likers.
I LOVE YOU SHADOW(Me)!
*Glomps.*
Ulquiorra: What can I say? I'm a loveable person. >:V
Magic: OMG A ZEBRA!
Ulquiorra: Where? WHERE?! > >!
Magic: T-THERE! ON THE ROAD!
No, wait... It's just a poodle. -O-
Ulquiorra: Damn.
Magic: *Throws zeh poodle in the spartan pit of death..*
Ulquiorra: This is Spartaaa, fool! >D
Renamon: Meh, you opinions.
*Ish still in emo corner.*
Ulquiorra: D'awww, somebody needs a huggle! *Hugs.*
Renamon: *hugs back, but doesnt come pout of emo corner*
I WANT MEH KITTEH LIGHTBULB!!!!!
Renamon: *hugs back, but doesnt come pout of emo corner*
I WANT MEH KITTEH LIGHTBULB!!!!!
Ulquiorra: O.o? Why? o.O
Renamon: Cause he ish my Squishy, amoung other things. ^^
And yes, this is my horse/police dog account. I made in an effort to retrieve my RP SPirit and will to RP, but I dont think it's working. I sttill feel depressed as ever.
T_T
Ulquiorra: Aww, don't feel blue!
Renamon: I'm Emo. Cant help it.
T_T
BUT, I dont cut myself. >.>
*wants her lightbulb*
T_T
Ulquiorra: Good. >.>
Renamon: *stays in her corner*
Ulquiorra: *Drags her out of the corner.* Cheer up! I'm sure you'll hear from him soon, sheesh. >.>
Loner: I'm here, Little One. Though I don't think the nickname quite applies now.
Ulquiorra: See, I'm psychic. xD
Loner: Hello Shadow, Renamon. ^^
Ulquiorra: Heya. =]
Renamon: It's sure as hell alot betteh than carrot top.
T_T
Kitty it SHALL stay.
*glomps and huggles him*
What about your eyes? Are you alright? You know I worry.
Delete
Loner: Can't..... Breath..... AGAIN!
I'm alright, Little One. I'll live, really.
And how are the both of you?
Renamon: Thats what you always say, Kitty, I still worry. You're so stubborn.
*glomp*
I'm depressed, but thats the norm with me.
Ulquiorra: I'm fine thanks! Though, my fingers are slightly numb from playing with my Wii.
Loner: Your going to choke me one of these days.....
Then stop playing on your Wii, Shadow.
And why are you depressed, Little One? )
Magic: I'mma kick Shadow's ass on Brawl if I ever get my own wirless back up and running again.
Loner: I would have brought Brawl myself if a certain psychic feline was on it.
Ulquiorra: Meta Knight ftw.
Loner: Pfft! Mewtwo would walk all over him.
Ulquiorra: But he rocks! He is the only Brawler I know how to use.
Loner: Mewtwo would still kick his ass if he were in Brawl.
Ulquiorra: Lucario can be his replacement.
Loner: *Right eyebrow twitches uncontrollably* I DARE you to say that again......
I said...
>.>
<.<
Lucario can be Mewtwo's replacement on Brawl.
Loner: *My already furrowed eyebrows deepen as I narrow my brown irise's suddenly serious gaze towards Shadow, my right hand quickly grasping the hilt of my oversized Zanpakuto, Zangetsu, as the bandages keeping it held against the back of my Soul Reaper uniform quickly begin to unravel themselves, revealing the sharpened steel blade beneath*
".........."
Ulquiorra: *Shadow swallowed hard, then began to back away from the orange haired youth.*
E-easy now...
o.o;;
Loner: "Take. It. Back...... NOW......."
Ulquiorra: *Shadow withdrew her earlier statement.*
Loner: MUCH better.
Ulquiorra: -x-;;
Loner: Something wrong, Shadow?
Ulquiorra: Oh... It's nothing...
Loner: Me thinks I may have worried you there?
Ulquiorra: No you didn't.
It's gonna take a lot more than that to frighten me.
>3
Loner: Don't make me use Bankai.....
Ulquiorra: You wouldn't DARE... T///T
Renamon: He will do it. Dont say dare, he'll do it.
*rubs his arange hair*
Fuzzy hair!
*glomps and huggles Kitty*
We can talk about my depression in mail, Kay?
Loner: I would.....
And of course, Little One.
*Ish glomped*
Renamon: I know this hugable Kitty. I love him to bits. <3
You send, Kitty, I've being kicked off.........AGAIN!!
T_T
Loner: Thankyou, Little One. ^^
Ulquiorra: You have an evvvviiilllll mind, Ichigo.
Bye for now. Oh, before I forget........
*SuperGlompTackleSnuggle!!*
Loner: And yes I do. XD
Ulquiorra: >.>
<.<
Renamon: Dont get meh started on his evil mind. :L :L :L
He ish an Ebil Kitteh.
This Fluffy Fox has seen his ebil mind.
xDDDDDDDDDDD
Loner: I have my good moments too. ^^ But not when someone insults Mewtwo.....

Posted by: SR Meganium Forme Mar 20 2009, 04:01 PM

Psyche: Breeding keeps me preoccupied.
Psyche: It's good for me.
Psyche: o.0;
Psyche: WTF DID I JUST SAY?!?!
Psyche: XD

Posted by: Commander Wymsy Mar 21 2009, 01:35 PM

Wymsy: Just need some trousers and I shall emerge from the chocolate-scented depths of my quarters
[FETO]: (enlacedbyfate) That is the best line to enter upon.

Posted by: SR Meganium Forme Mar 22 2009, 06:51 PM

• Psyche is still training for the first gym
• Psyche feels left behind
Psyche:
Shadow_Dragon: Ha ha
Psyche: S
Psyche: T
Psyche: F
Psyche: I
Psyche: *U
Psyche: XD

Posted by: The Serenity Spirit Mar 23 2009, 02:32 PM

Just so you know, Psyche is SR and she named her char in Platinum LSD.

<Psyche> This calls for some games with people who are creeped out at my name!
<Psyche> The poor kids running to their parents..
<Psyche> Asking "what's LSD?"

Posted by: Fru Fru Mar 26 2009, 04:51 PM

(Fru): Hey.
BRIT. BEAM: Ello
BRIT. BEAM: I'm British, you know.

---

BRIT. BEAM: Tell me of your woes, my child. I shall not judge.
BRIT. BEAM: *Clasps his hands together with great patience*
(Fru): Well, today I spoke to this boy.
BRIT. BEAM: THAT IS A SIN! YOU SHALL BURN IN HELL!

---

BRIT. BEAM: Okay, let's try that again.
(Fru): Today, I got into a fight with my cousin.
He is a football player and he wrestles. He weighs like a hundred pounds more than me. I'm 5'3 and 110 lbs. :C
BRIT. BEAM: Who won?
(Fru): Uh. He did.
BRIT. BEAM: YOU SILLY GIRL, YOU SHOULD'VE FALCON PUNCHED HIM.

---

(Fru): Your advice is terrible. I want my money back.
BRIT. BEAM: <--- Can't you read?
I am a freakin' laser.
I do not help, I demolish.

Posted by: Ulquiorra Schiffer Mar 27 2009, 11:50 AM

Aoi;;Hi Ulqi! I only want ask you... where you get creselia egg? xDDDDD
Ulquiorra;;I got it from a place.
Aoi;;Place? you mean that you have one place in party free and they give you creselia?
Ulquiorra;;No, I mean another wonderful place in the land of dreams and Pokemon, where water is made of chocolate and houses are constructed from gingerbread. [/sarcasm]

Posted by: Letan Mar 27 2009, 08:24 PM

[21:22] <CommanderLoli> derp.
[21:22] <TristaK> DERP
[21:22] <Letan> PRED
[21:22] <Letan> PREDRAG
[21:23] <Letan> I KNEW A GUY NAMED PREDGRAG
[21:23] <CommanderLoli> what
[21:23] <Letan> HIS NAME BACKWARDS WOULD BE GARGDERP

Posted by: Evilyn Mar 28 2009, 04:11 AM

Des says:
theres... a huge crap walking on the harbor
Des says:
it probably wants seaweed!
Des says:
...
Des says:
*crab

Posted by: Ulquiorra Schiffer Mar 29 2009, 07:23 AM

Rage;;HEY MAN! COFFEE F*KIN MEGA CORE!!!
Ulquiorra;;COFFEE IS TEH SHIZ!

Posted by: SR Meganium Forme Mar 30 2009, 12:43 PM

Queen_LSD_the_Second: O.o
Infuhrerior: Don't give me that look, young lady.
Infuhrerior: Unless you want a spa-
Infuhrerior: I'm not going to finish that.
Infuhrerior: .....
Queen_LSD_the_Second: GOOD.
Infuhrerior: >_____>; SO HOW WAS EVERYONE'S DAY, HM?
ChroniclerC: -m sandwich?
Deoxys_Attack: HORRIBLE, HOWWAS YOURS.
wind: BWAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHA
Deoxys_Attack: Spam sandwich? No thank you. :S
Deoxys_Attack: I'd rather have potato chips.
Deoxys_Attack: :S
wind: i just adopted a hatched eevee from the shelter
Deoxys_Attack: On bread
wind: :D
Infuhrerior: .....
Deoxys_Attack: Yay carbs
Infuhrerior: <_<;;;;
Deoxys_Attack: :D
Infuhrerior: Spam sandwich
Infuhrerior: Sure
Infuhrerior: We'll go with that
Infuhrerior: >_>;;;;
Deoxys_Attack: :D
Queen_LSD_the_Second: I like spam.
Queen_LSD_the_Second: Tastes like noob chocolate.

Posted by: Ulquiorra Schiffer Mar 31 2009, 11:25 AM

<Queen_LSD_The_Evil> RIOTRIOTRIOTRIOTRIOT
<Queen_LSD_The_Evil> IRC RIOTS ARE WIN
* Ulquiorra_Schiffer says to start a Riot
<Queen_LSD_The_Evil> YAY

Apparently, I'm starting a trend.

Posted by: TristaK Mar 31 2009, 06:02 PM

<TristaK> TiakalL: I'd like one of it's offspring if you could breed it.
-snip-
<tiakall> Trista: k, let me see what I've got that will do the nasty with it.
<CommanderPhotoshop> yes
<CommanderPhotoshop> breed
<CommanderPhotoshop> it will please wymsy

Posted by: SR Meganium Forme Apr 2 2009, 11:06 AM

Posted by: Ulquiorra Schiffer Apr 2 2009, 02:30 PM

<LSD_2> http://i434.photobucket.com/albums/qq62/XMaisyX/LOLEVENMOARIRCSHIPS.png?t=1238699888
<LSD_2> IRC SHIPS FTW

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<LSD_2> I was shipped with N AND Ulqui.
<Ulquiorra_Schiffer> Throw Letan in there. xD
<LSD_2> YES
<LSD_2> I WILL
<LSD_2> MEGANIUM
<TQQ> i want to be shipped with letan
<Ulquiorra_Schiffer> LMAO
<Meganium> WHAAAT?
<Ulquiorra_Schiffer> xD
<Meganium> GO AWAY
<Meganium> I'M TRYING TO THINK
<Meganium>
<LSD_2> Letan needs to be shipped.

------------

<Meganium> NO HE DOESN'T.
<LSD_2> YES
<Meganium> No shipping Letan.
<Meganium> >.>
<Kookie_Monster> with Kazyx obviously
<Meganium> No shipping Letan at all.
<LSD_2> Kaz is stuck with old SR.
<Meganium> o.0

Posted by: The Serenity Spirit Apr 2 2009, 02:44 PM

A couple days ago, when I asked a question and got the oddest answer....

<Sirius_Black_As_A_Woman> Why do I have to have a gender?
<Sirius_Black_As_A_Woman> WHY!?!?
<Weiss_Ritter> Because you have chromi-I forget how to spell the rest.
<Zerxer[spring_cleaning]> that's not how you spell vagina

Posted by: SR Meganium Forme Apr 4 2009, 09:34 AM