[X] My Assistant

[sushikitty]

Rolexe> Its been raining later im going to scratch my name into the sidewalk they put in today
<Rolexe> funeral?
<Letan> Lol nice Rolexe, nice
<yourworstnightmare> a funeral i have to go to
<Letan> Ohhhhh
<Rolexe> Yup since it rained they left >:D bad choice
<Rolexe> I have a nail ready too
<yourworstnightmare> lol
<Letan> Take a pic of it
<Rolexe> sure
<Letan> It'd be a wicked revenge
|<-- JamesGatz has left irc.systemnet.info (Quit: GTSPlus forever!)
<Rolexe> Ill do sk and my name
<Letan> And your bank PIN
<Letan> xD Jk jk
<Rolexe> Sure!
<Rolexe> My credit card# too...
<yourworstnightmare> XD
<Rolexe> and address
<Letan> Just scratch in "Hi, my name is Sushikitty and my Credit Card # is _____ and my PIN is ____ kthnxbai!"
<Rolexe> xD
<yourworstnightmare> XD
<Letan> xD
<empoleon_dynamite> xD
<Rolexe> Yes theyll never know who did it

[Andre Young]

Rick: we're no strangers to love
[6:53pm] Cookie_Monster is now known as Cookie_Monster_dead.
[6:53pm] Rick: you know the rules and so do i
[6:53pm] Letan: NOOO IM GETTING RICKROLL'D!
[6:54pm] leninchop is now known as tay_zonday.
[6:54pm] FidelCastro: hahaha
[6:54pm] Rick: a full comitments what im thinking of
[6:54pm] Rick: you wouldn't get this from any other guy
[6:54pm] tay_zonday: (cherry) chocolate rain
[6:54pm] You are now known as Samwell.
[6:54pm] Samwell: what what
[6:54pm] Rick: I, just wanna tell you how im feelin
[6:54pm] Samwell: in the butt
[6:54pm] Samwell: I said what what
[6:54pm] Samwell: in the butt
[6:54pm] Rick: gotta make you understand
[6:54pm] Letan: Lol triple internet memes
[6:54pm] Cookie_Monster_dead is now known as Cookie_Monster.
[6:54pm] Letan is now known as Vegeta.
[6:54pm] Samwell: you wanna do it in my butt? in my butt?
[6:54pm] tay_zonday: you wanna do it in mah butt? in mah butt?
[6:55pm] Rick is now known as Mudkip.
[6:55pm] Cookie_Monster: ahaha
[6:55pm] Samwell: you wanna do it in my butt? let's do it in the butt. Okay.
[6:55pm] Cookie_Monster: this goes in irc log
[6:55pm] Vegeta: "Vegeta! What does the scouter say about his power levels?"
[6:55pm] tay_zonday: NO MORE MUDKIPS
[6:55pm] Samwell: If you want it
[6:55pm] Vegeta: ITS OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND
[6:55pm] Mudkip: mud
[6:55pm] Mudkip: kip
[6:55pm] Samwell: I'll give you power
[6:55pm] Mudkip: mud
[6:55pm] Mudkip: kip
[6:55pm] Samwell: just be gentile
[6:55pm] Samwell: I'm delicate like a flower
[6:56pm] Vegeta: ITS OVER NINE F***** THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND
[6:56pm] Mudkip is now known as Guest13704.
[6:56pm] Guest13704: wha
[6:56pm] tay_zonday is now known as guest1337.
[6:56pm] Vegeta is now known as Ronald_McDonald.
[6:56pm] guest1337:
[6:56pm] Guest13704: fail
[6:56pm] Ronald_McDonald: RAN RAN RAN RAN RANRANRANRAN RAN RAN RANANANANANANNANRNRANAN RUUUUUU!
[6:56pm] Guest13704: RACK EM
[6:56pm] Guest13704: RACK
[6:57pm] Guest13704: RACK EM
[6:57pm] guest1337: RANRANRANRANRUUU
[6:57pm] Guest13704: RACK
[6:57pm] You are now known as guest314159etc.
[6:57pm] guest1337: RANRANRUU
[6:57pm] Ronald_McDonald: Wow this is a pwnage amount of people on the IRC. (NOTE: like 15 people on at the same time. 8o)
[6:57pm] Guest13704: RACKBALL!!!
[6:57pm] guest1337: RANRANRUU
[6:57pm] guest314159etc: oh god it id
[6:57pm] guest314159etc: RANRUUU
[6:57pm] Ronald_McDonald is now known as Tay_Zonday.
[6:57pm] Cookie_Monster: ?
[6:57pm] guest314159etc: ULTIMATE MEME FUUUUSIOOON
[6:57pm] Tay_Zonday: Chawklate Rayhne!
[6:57pm] Tay_Zonday: Some stay dry and others feel the pain!
[6:57pm] Guest13704: ow lawd
[6:57pm] Tay_Zonday: Chocolate rain!
[6:57pm] Cookie_Monster: wtf is this?
[6:57pm] Guest13704: win
[6:57pm] Tay_Zonday: One more time I think I'll go insane!
[6:58pm] Tay_Zonday: Chocolate Rain!
[6:58pm] guest314159etc: 9000CHOCOLATESINTHEBUTTOFAMUDKIIIIIIP
[6:58pm] guest314159etc: RAAAAAAAGH*head explode*
[6:58pm] guest1337 is now known as So_i_herd_you_liek_memes.
[6:58pm] Tay_Zonday: You forgot to put RickRoll and RanRanRuu in there
[6:58pm] Guest13704 is now known as ROFLCOPTER.
[6:58pm] Tay_Zonday: And also nobody'
[6:58pm] ROFLCOPTER: SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI
[6:58pm] So_i_herd_you_liek_memes: SO
[6:58pm] So_i_herd_you_liek_memes: I HERD
[6:58pm] ROFLCOPTER: SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI
[6:58pm] Tay_Zonday: has Shooped Whoop yet.
[6:58pm] So_i_herd_you_liek_memes: YOU LIEK
[6:58pm] So_i_herd_you_liek_memes: MEMES
[6:58pm] Tay_Zonday: IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZAH!
[6:58pm] ROFLCOPTER: I LOOOOOVVVEEE MEMES
[6:58pm] Tay_Zonday: SHOOP DA WHOOP!
[6:59pm] Tay_Zonday: BWAH!
[6:59pm] ROFLCOPTER is now known as Etnie.
[6:59pm] Etnie: somebody log this
[6:59pm] So_i_herd_you_liek_memes is now known as lultacoz.
[6:59pm] lultacoz: logging...xD
[6:59pm] Tay_Zonday: Who's gunna log this?
[6:59pm] guest314159etc: 9000CHOCOLATESINTHEBUTTOFAMUDKIPCHARGINITSLAZAHOHLOOKIT'SALINKOHSNAPI'SRICKASTLEYRANRANRUUU
[6:59pm] lultacoz: wait
[6:59pm] lultacoz: cant
[6:59pm] Etnie: jesus
[6:59pm] lultacoz: using java
[6:59pm] guest314159etc: I can
[6:59pm] Tay_Zonday: Same here.
[6:59pm] lultacoz: SOMEONE QUCIK!
[6:59pm] guest314159etc: one sec
[6:59pm] lultacoz: LOGIT
[6:59pm] Tay_Zonday: I'm stuck with Java.
[6:59pm] Etnie is now known as Pedobear.
[6:59pm] lultacoz: OR DIE WITH US.
[7:00pm] guest314159etc: stop damn talking
[7:00pm] Pedobear: WHAI HALLO THAR
[7:00pm] guest314159etc: OH NOE PEDOBEAR
[7:00pm] lultacoz is now known as lil_girl.
[7:00pm] lil_girl: ZOMG
[7:00pm] lil_girl: TEDDY BEAR
[7:00pm] lil_girl:
[7:00pm] Pedobear: I haz candi
[7:00pm] Rolexe left the chat room. (Quit: be back ~1Hr.)
[7:00pm] lil_girl: god,
[7:00pm] Pedobear: *shifty looks*
[7:00pm] lil_girl: THAT one nedds logged.
[7:00pm] Cookie_Monster: I'm logging dis btw
[7:00pm] lil_girl: yay
[7:00pm] Tay_Zonday: Woop
[7:01pm] Pedobear: wut
[7:01pm] Cookie_Monster: this is gold
[7:01pm] lil_girl is now known as NOT_letan.

This post has been edited by FidelCastro: Aug 12 2008, 07:07 PM

[Kookie Monster]

<the_quiet_quilava>letan, you avvy makes me want to kick a retarded puppy
<Etnie>lol at TQQ
=-= the_quiet_quilava was booted from #gtsplus by Letan (Letan)
<Letan> Lulz.
<Etnie> hahahahahaha
<Cookie_Monster> ahahahahaha
-->| the_quiet_quilava (the_quiet_@SystemNet-1C22367D.neo.res.rr.com) has joined #gtsplus
<the_quiet_quilava>i hate you all

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<Cookie_Monster> jacket off
<TQQ> i can do it too!
<Cookie_Monster> rofl jacket off

This post has been edited by TyraniBoah: Aug 12 2008, 07:16 PM

[Gilgamesh]

<yourworstnightmare> she want me to beat up her boyfriend for some randome resone and i said let grandma do it

[TQQ]

* TQQ thinks fidel is being presumptious
<Sweet_Apple_Pi> lol
* FidelCastro thinks TQQ should go suck someone's certain something
<FidelCastro>
<Sweet_Apple_Pi> fidel, wanna IV battle? I rly wanna check the IVs of my beldums
<TQQ> im serious. *wags finger*
<TQQ> xD
<FidelCastro> why am I the IV battle bitch?
<Wymsy> just say cock
<Sweet_Apple_Pi> b/c TQQ isnt at home
<FidelCastro> i gotta eat dinner sorry
<Sweet_Apple_Pi> damnit
<TQQ> HARHARHAHR
<Sweet_Apple_Pi> lol @ wyms
<FidelCastro> but I don't wanna offend him wymsy
<FidelCastro> we're friends
<TQQ> psst
<TQQ> COCK
<FidelCastro> COOOOCK
<Wymsy> what is wrong with a word referring to a rooster?
<TQQ> COCKLES
<FidelCastro> OOO*cough cough*CK
* Sweet_Apple_Pi says "hehe cock"
<TQQ> an ook?
<FidelCastro> everything
<FidelCastro> >:(
<TQQ> YOU JUST GOT COCKROLL'D
<TQQ> xD
<Sweet_Apple_Pi> i dont wanna c that vid
<FidelCastro> you mean Dickrolled
<TQQ> omg
<TQQ> tha is being logged fo sho
<Sweet_Apple_Pi> lol
*** FidelCastro is now known as DICKROLL_dinner
<Sweet_Apple_Pi> fidel wants to see the dickrolled vid

[PuhPuhPuhPi]

AUGH I can't remember the epic battle between the dictatorchomps and various versions of sweet_apple_Pi...

it went something like...

*Fidelchomp uses Communism Claw
*Fidelchomp uses Communism Blast
*Stalinchomp uses Dragon blast(or whatever)
*Fidelchomp uses Democracy break
*Fidelchomp uses Posistion Pass
You are now known as Raulchomp

Maybe if people remind me what they said I'll edit it to perfection.

Ah, Pi-ogre, and Pi-dicolo, and Pi-zong... that was epic.

Pi-kip uses Meme Beme!

[sushikitty]

Rolexe: thats
ZoneK: ?
Rolexe: ?
ZoneK: said thats
Rolexe: no
ZoneK: yeah u did look ^
Rolexe: no
Rolexe: that was you
ZoneK: its rite there!
Rolexe: liar
ZoneK: no
ZoneK: ugh nvm
Rolexe:
ZoneK: grrrr
Rolexe: xD
ZoneK: ur trying to drive crazy arent u
Rolexe: maybe

[Laughing Jackal]

Me and Earl


MadmanMadigan (2:07:38 AM): god i love my guys sprite
themoonpirate1 (2:07:49 AM): I was staring at it for a while.
MadmanMadigan (2:08:00 AM): lol
themoonpirate1 (2:08:07 AM): The only thing I don't like is that he's not looking at his Poketar.
themoonpirate1 (2:08:24 AM): He's like, "Bitch, I can play this while I do trigonometry!"
MadmanMadigan (2:08:31 AM): of course
MadmanMadigan (2:08:39 AM): he fucks girls while he plays it
MadmanMadigan (2:08:48 AM): with that blank-surprised face of his
themoonpirate1 (2:08:52 AM): While doing a Rubik's cube.
themoonpirate1 (2:08:56 AM): Blind-folded.
MadmanMadigan (2:09:03 AM): and eating chinese food
themoonpirate1 (2:09:04 AM): With his brani.
MadmanMadigan (2:09:06 AM): with chopsticks
themoonpirate1 (2:09:06 AM): *brain.
themoonpirate1 (2:09:13 AM): While reciting pi.
MadmanMadigan (2:09:30 AM): And combing his Zen garden
themoonpirate1 (2:09:38 AM): and...uh...
themoonpirate1 (2:09:45 AM): Making up a Poke-rap.
MadmanMadigan (2:10:41 AM): While doing ventriloquism with a puppet
themoonpirate1 (2:11:16 AM): While doing open-brain surgery with his feet.
MadmanMadigan (2:11:34 AM): and hoola-hooping
themoonpirate1 (2:11:53 AM): and playing poker.
MadmanMadigan (2:12:04 AM): and square dancing
themoonpirate1 (2:12:38 AM): And making blueberry pie.
MadmanMadigan (2:12:59 AM): all while skydiving
themoonpirate1 (2:13:29 AM): Into a pool of acid 3 feet deep, with sharks in it.
MadmanMadigan (2:13:37 AM): ok, now you went to far
themoonpirate1 (2:13:42 AM):
MadmanMadigan (2:13:44 AM): should've ended with sky diving
MadmanMadigan (2:13:49 AM): bad boy... bad boy
themoonpirate1 (2:13:55 AM): *seppuku*

[Laughing Jackal]

When me and Earl topic... memories and laughter are made.

themoonpirate1 (2:16:14 AM): Where's the love...
themoonpirate1 (2:17:05 AM): it's only more awesome on GTS+
MadmanMadigan (2:17:23 AM): hm?
MadmanMadigan (2:17:28 AM): i still wuv you
themoonpirate1 (2:17:36 AM): Aww. <33
MadmanMadigan (2:17:38 AM): come give papa a hug
themoonpirate1 (2:17:45 AM): Yes papi.
MadmanMadigan (2:17:57 AM): oh yea.. you like it rough dont you, DONT YOU!
themoonpirate1 (2:18:04 AM): I don't.
MadmanMadigan (2:18:07 AM): *akward moment*
themoonpirate1 (2:18:07 AM): >___>
MadmanMadigan (2:18:15 AM): So... uh.. how bout them Cubs?
themoonpirate1 (2:18:29 AM): How about the..."New Jersey team"!
themoonpirate1 (2:18:34 AM): ...lol. We don't have one.
themoonpirate1 (2:18:36 AM):
MadmanMadigan (2:18:39 AM): we have two >_>
MadmanMadigan (2:18:43 AM): and one sucks
MadmanMadigan (2:18:49 AM): *coughwhitesoxcough*
themoonpirate1 (2:18:53 AM): Asses. Hand it over, you hawgs.
MadmanMadigan (2:19:10 AM): maybe you guys will get unlucky, and take the white sox off our hands
themoonpirate1 (2:19:12 AM): ...or else...
MadmanMadigan (2:19:51 AM): or else what?
MadmanMadigan (2:20:17 AM): hell, you have two football teams in your state, but they both hate NJ so much they pretend they are from NY
MadmanMadigan (2:20:23 AM): ooooooooh snap
themoonpirate1 (2:20:24 AM): Else we'll stop not pumping our own gas.
themoonpirate1 (2:20:31 AM): Since when?
themoonpirate1 (2:20:37 AM): All of our teams end in -ets
themoonpirate1 (2:20:47 AM): Jets...Mets...Nets...Babba Fets...
MadmanMadigan (2:21:19 AM): jets and giants both play in NJ, but are both called New York Jets, and New York Giants
MadmanMadigan (2:21:25 AM): all you have is the nets
themoonpirate1 (2:21:32 AM): And the Phantoms.
MadmanMadigan (2:21:34 AM): and they dont even have Jason Kidd anymore do they
MadmanMadigan (2:21:40 AM): you've got nothing... NOTHING!
themoonpirate1 (2:21:42 AM): Fuck, I dunno.
MadmanMadigan (2:21:47 AM): NOTHINGGGGGGG! NOTHINGGGGGGGGG!
themoonpirate1 (2:21:51 AM): ARRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHH
themoonpirate1 (2:21:55 AM): YOU KNOW WHAT?
MadmanMadigan (2:22:01 AM): What!>
themoonpirate1 (2:22:03 AM): IMA GO TO YOUR STATE
MadmanMadigan (2:22:04 AM): ?*
themoonpirate1 (2:22:11 AM): AND START KICKING PEOPLE IN THE NUTS!
MadmanMadigan (2:22:19 AM): And buy tickets to one of our great cities teams
themoonpirate1 (2:22:23 AM): THE WOMEN- I GIVE SURPRISE ABORTIONS!
MadmanMadigan (2:22:24 AM): BESIDES THE WHITE SOX!
themoonpirate1 (2:22:27 AM): I will, thanks.



And yet another, about the PANE RP.

themoonpirate1 (2:32:54 AM): Indeed. And since Spiritomb is a rare Pokeman, I can't catch anything else in that RP.
MadmanMadigan (2:33:21 AM): yep
MadmanMadigan (2:33:28 AM): and i wont catch any that rp
MadmanMadigan (2:33:54 AM): i'll just get locked into battle with a swarm of TR people trying to steal the pokemon there or some shit
themoonpirate1 (2:34:06 AM): And we'll go KUNG FUU
themoonpirate1 (2:34:14 AM): right?
MadmanMadigan (2:34:22 AM): right!
MadmanMadigan (2:34:34 AM): seriously, we should beat there ass after our pokemon beat theres
MadmanMadigan (2:34:46 AM): that'd be funny for a rp
themoonpirate1 (2:34:49 AM): XD
themoonpirate1 (2:35:06 AM): Matt walked up to Keith, the latter of the two shaking.
MadmanMadigan (2:35:54 AM): John whiped his scimitar off, removing the blood, onto a white rag. He them took his left hand, and whiped his brow.
themoonpirate1 (2:35:56 AM): "Should've never made that dumb motto," he said, kicking the Rocket in the balls. He crumbled, and Matt grabbed his wallet. "$400, pathetic! I don't even want it!"
themoonpirate1 (2:36:27 AM): He then made the man eat the Miltank-leather wallet, then had Palkia fuck him in the ass.
MadmanMadigan (2:36:31 AM): "But I do!" John said as he picks up the money. "Gonna go get me some cheap Asian hookers tonight!"
themoonpirate1 (2:37:10 AM): Palkia ripped him in space as it did so. Matt boarded his Golduck. "Away, Javier!"
MadmanMadigan (2:38:18 AM): "Time to dump these bodies in the woulds. Come on out Primeape and Charizard. Cant do all this manual labor myself... and you don't wanna end up like them do you?" John stated. The two pokemon shook their heads and dragged the bodies away.

This post has been edited by JGatsby: Aug 15 2008, 02:44 AM

[Kookie Monster]

<Wymsy> My ass is the greatest.
<Wymsy> A person once told me that if you shoved coal up my ass far enough you can get diamonds.
<Wymsy> Therefore I have the richest asshole in the world.

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<Jerry_Springer> We are here today discussing, possible pokemon franchises, what do you think will be next Mr. TQQ?
<shadowdragon23> what did i miis??
<Jerry_Springer> Jerry Springer
<TQQ> i think that
<TQQ> FIDEL IS A WHORE~!
<shadowdragon23>
<Cookie_Monster> JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!
<Jerry_Springer> What do you think of that Mr. Fidel?
<FidelCastro> yeah
<FidelCastro> this is something for WC3
<FidelCastro> I think I am a classy man.
<FidelCastro> and that if I was a whore I would cost 30$ a minute
<Jerry_Springer> Tqq, why do you make such an accusation?
* Audience_ wants to ask a question
<TQQ> I STILL THINK HE IS A WHORE!
<FidelCastro> lol forenger
<TQQ> hey jerry, that bitch wants to ask a question!
<Jerry_Springer> Well lets take a question from the audience
<Jerry_Springer> give him a mike
<Audience_> Fidel, why did you say if I was a whore I would cost 30$ a minute? Does that mean you are a whore?
<FidelCastro> I say
<FidelCastro> no
<TQQ> i say, YES
<Jerry_Springer> Why do you saay that Mr. TQQ?
<FidelCastro> I WANNA KNOW WHAT LOVE IIIIIIS
<FidelCastro> *ahem*
=-= shadowdragon23 is now known as the_other_audience
* Audience_ wants to ask another question
<TQQ> cuz he whored out mah copy of red and blue so he can get infinite masterballs and rare candies and go see that slut missing no.!
<Jerry_Springer> Well lets take another question from the audience
<Jerry_Springer> You, do you have a question?
<FidelCastro> I don't even know where missigno lives
<FidelCastro> !
<TQQ> LIES
* the_other_audience claps
<Audience_> You claim you don't know what love is? This in my opinion is another indication of Fidel's whoreness
<FidelCastro> Bitch you will speak when spoken to
<TQQ>i seen you by cinnibar with that stupid hoe!
<the_other_audience>
<FidelCastro> Well you must need thicker glasses
<Audience_>:OOOOOOO
<FidelCastro> cause What were you doin in cinnabar
<TQQ> er
<FidelCastro>Seeing blaine again?
<TQQ>uhhh
<TQQ>no......
<TQQ>!
<Audience_> FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
<the_other_audience>
<Jerry_Springer> Well we have Missingo here backstage, lets bring her out shall we?
<the_other_audience>fight!
<TQQ> HIS HEAD IS TO SHINY TO RESIDT!
<TQQ> ...
<TQQ> you wanna see a fight?
<TQQ> GO! CHARIZARD!
<Audience_> FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
<FidelCastro> Bitch don't go there
<TQQ> I WENT THRE
<FidelCastro> Put that shit away
<Audience_> Ow
<Jerry_Springer>and we also have Blaine here let's bring him out too
<FidelCastro> BLAINE YOU MOTHER FUCKER
<TQQ> blaine*
=-= the_other_audience is now known as missingo
* FidelCastro sends out Blastoise
<FidelCastro> Blastoise mess this fucker up
<Audience_> FIIIIIIIIIGHT!
<missingo> im going to back away now
* Jerry_Springer sends out Sceptile to keep the peace
<FidelCastro> HYDRO CANNON
<missingo>
<FidelCastro> ICE BEAM
<Jerry_Springer> Leaf Blade!
<FidelCastro> missigno get yo ass over here
<TQQ> BLAINE!
<TQQ> DAMNIT
<TQQ> BLAINE
<Audience_> JERRY! JERRY! JERRY!
<missingo> im in the back if you need me
<FidelCastro> Oh no you don't
<missingo> crap...
<TQQ> HEHE
<Jerry_Springer> NOW CAN WE SIT DOWN AND HAVE A NICE CONVERSATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Blaine> ah, I'm a bit chapped from my flight
<missingo> plz?
<FidelCastro> you get your damn ass over here
<TQQ> *jumps on missing no.s back
<missingo> GET OFF!!!
<TQQ> NOPE
<Jerry_Springer> GUARDS SIT THEES IDIOTS DOWN!!!!!!!!!!
<FidelCastro> FUCKER GET OFF MY HOE
<TQQ> DO NOT WANT
<missingo> GET OFF ME!!!!\
<TQQ> VERB NOUN VERB NOUN BETCH
<FidelCastro> EXPLOSION
<FidelCastro> *boom*
=-= FidelCastro is now known as corpse
* Jerry_Springer's guards force the people into thier seats
<missingo> im alive!
<Blaine> My love
<missingo> ???
<Blaine> Fidel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Jerry_Springer> SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<missingo> this is getting ugly
<TQQ> im done bitch
<TQQ> *pulls out gun and shoots fidel*
<Jerry_Springer> Now, how are you related to fidel Mr. Blaine
<missingo> omg
<Blaine> I love him
<Jerry_Springer> SIT DOWN TQQ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<TQQ> missing no. if i cant have you, NO ONE WILL! *SHOOTS MISSING NO.*
<Jerry_Springer> 0_0 well we have a minister here today
<missingo> w...t...f??
<TQQ> blaine, you ruined my life. *shoots blaine*
<Blaine> you....
<Blaine> bi
<Blaine> tc
<TQQ> hey jerry, can i say hi to someone on t.v.?
<missingo> im still alive =]
* Jerry_Springer pulls out shotgun and kills TQQ
<missingo> thank you
<TQQ> *invincible betch*
<Jerry_Springer> I WILL HAVE ORDER!!!!!!!!
<missingo> omg
<Jerry_Springer> BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM
<missingo> i will glich you ALL!!!
<Jerry_Springer> BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM
<missingo> if you dont sit down
* Blaine is still alive
<Jerry_Springer> TAKE THAT MISSINGO NO.
<Blaine> my boobs saved me
<missingo> what!?
<Jerry_Springer> BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM
<Jerry_Springer> DIEEE
=-= corpse is now known as Zombee
<Zombee> brains
<Jerry_Springer> YOUR BOOBS WON'T LAST LONG
<Jerry_Springer> BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM
<missingo> you cant get mine
<Jerry_Springer> BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM
<TQQ> still alive
<Blaine> Fire!
<Jerry_Springer> DIE ZOMBIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Zombee> brains
<Zombee> BRAINS DON'T SHOOT
<Jerry_Springer> BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM
<Blaine> *squirt*

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Enjoy .

This post has been edited by TyraniBoah: Aug 17 2008, 06:46 PM

[TQQ]

she fails, i am an asshole.







BloodyScythe> where to buy a wlan cable?
<TQQ> xD
<TQQ> um
<TQQ> the store?
<dreammaster> store
<dreammaster> ebay
<dreammaster> online store
<TQQ> ALT+f4. one will appear in front of you.
<dreammaster> why?
<TQQ> watch, SD press alt+f4
<dreammaster> and what will it do?
<TQQ> it will bring up an awesome thing
<dreammaster> like what?
<FidelCastro> doesn't it quit something
<dreammaster> im watching
<TQQ> think of it like a master control thing for your computer.
|<-- dreammaster has left irc.systemnet.info (Quit: GTSPlus forever!)
<TQQ> xD
<FidelCastro>yep
<TQQ> she fails
<FidelCastro>jackass
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<TQQ>xD
<TQQ>XD
<TQQ>XD
<shadowdragon23i hate you

[Letan]

[21:51] <BloodyScythe> /quit and /part are sitting on a tree. /part falls down, who's left?
[21:52] <--| TQQ has left #gtsplus
[21:52] <Letan> xD
[21:52] <BloodyScythe> XD
[21:52] <dreammaster> XD

One of life's many unanswered questions...

[Shadow Dragon]

sweet revenge.

<BloodyScythe> /quit and /part are sitting on a tree. /part falls down, who's left?
*** TQQ has left #gtsplus
<Letan> xD
<BloodyScythe> XD
<dreammaster> XD
<Letan> High-five for that one
<BloodyScythe> one jackass more
<dreammaster> thanks
<BloodyScythe> Hi5, Letan
<dreammaster> high five
<BloodyScythe> but it looks like a part
<BloodyScythe> not a quit
<BloodyScythe> hi five, homies
<dreammaster> once agan thanks for doing that
<BloodyScythe> you're welcome
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<BloodyScythe> welcome back TQQ
<TQQ> i typed /part
<TQQ> i hate you
<dreammaster>
<TQQ> but
<TQQ> i deservered it
<dreammaster> you did
<TQQ> did anyone else do it?
<FidelCastro> wow
<dreammaster> no
<FidelCastro> that one was funny
<TQQ> i did it for lulz
<FidelCastro> that one was funny
<TQQ> i did it for the lulz
<FidelCastro> sure
<TQQ> im not stupid. <.>
<Letan> Suuuuuuuuuuuure
<FidelCastro> Sure you did
<TQQ> STFUNOOB
<Letan> xDDDDD
<FidelCastro> and my brother's name is paco
<BloodyScythe> TQQ you're the dumbass now
<dreammaster> lol

[Andre Young]

Me and Cookie_Monster rap battling. Not my idea.

<FidelCastro> I'm not a good freestylist, but I will
<Cookie_Monster> I'll be the judge
<darkness_angel> what now?
<FidelCastro> rap battling
<darkness_angel> >_>
<darkness_angel> your no help
<FidelCastro> it's where two people battle through rap
<Cookie_Monster> The name is cookie monster, you better be afraid, or I'll rip ya head off
<Cookie_Monster> C'mon
<darkness_angel> tell me when your done
<Cookie_Monster> You wanna do it, C'mon, C'mon
<Cookie_Monster> you wanna rap don't you?
<darkness_angel> ?????
<FidelCastro> hm?
<FidelCastro> sure
<FidelCastro> ahem
<FidelCastro> You think you can freestyle? no way
<Cookie_Monster> Now this looks like a job for me
<Cookie_Monster> So everybody, just follow me
<FidelCastro> You suck so much, you better be paid
<Cookie_Monster> (this is fun rapping btw)
<FidelCastro> Rap battles over the webnets, you think you're tough?
<FidelCastro> I'm fidel castro, and I'm callin your bluff
<FidelCastro> You live in england, where nothing is cheap
<darkness_angel> XD
<FidelCastro> not even your mom, $4 a peek
<Cookie_Monster> Come here little kiddies, On my lap
<Cookie_Monster> Guess who's back with a brand new rap?
<FidelCastro> Invitin' little kids to sit on your dick?
<darkness_angel> im the juge
<FidelCastro> Offering them lollipops, to take a lick?
<darkness_angel> ._.*blanck stare*
<Cookie_Monster> Guess who's the hoe? Fidel, you've been a naughty boy
<Cookie_Monster> Black girls
<Cookie_Monster> White girls
<Cookie_Monster> Skinny girls
<Cookie_Monster> Fat girls
<Cookie_Monster> Tall girls
<Cookie_Monster> Small girls
<Cookie_Monster> I'm callin' all girls
<Cookie_Monster> Everyone report to the dance floor
<darkness_angel> :|
<Cookie_Monster> Come here kids!
<Cookie_Monster> KIDS!
<darkness_angel> ._.*blanck stare*
<Cookie_Monster> May I have your attention please?
<Cookie_Monster> May the hoe stand up
<FidelCastro> Yo man, your rhymes are whack. You're like vanilla ice, 'cept you think you're black
<darkness_angel>
<darkness_angel> hes better than you
<empoleon_dynamite> But you're gunna get owned by a Spinerak!
<empoleon_dynamite> me fails
<FidelCastro> yeah fail man
<darkness_angel> your right
<Cookie_Monster> Yo, man, my rhymes are pure, yours are like oil
<darkness_angel> the winner is....
<FidelCastro> You keep callin me a hoe, like you're really something.
<darkness_angel> so close
<FidelCastro> Face the facts, yo ass is like a pumpkin
<FidelCastro>
<Cookie_Monster> (New rap)
<darkness_angel> the winner of the 1st one is
<darkness_angel> fidel?
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<FidelCastro> yeah bitch
<Letan> Hey
<FidelCastro> Hey letan
<darkness_angel> hi
<FidelCastro> me and cookie are rap battling
<Letan> Brb I wanna see this wicked storm
<Cookie_Monster> If there's any bitches in this room, then there's something I gotta say
<Cookie_Monster> For all the fools who fell for first girl who comes their way
<Letan> Back.
<Cookie_Monster> till I collapse I’m spilling these raps long as you feel em
<Letan> Epic storm clouds overhead.
<Letan> Double-click the person's name to start a private chat with them.
<Cookie_Monster> Till the day that I drop you’ll never say that I’m not killing them
<FidelCastro> your syllables are off beat, and they don't even rhyme.
<FidelCastro> Quit walkin up to dudes and askin for their time
<Cookie_Monster> Please, Fidel, stop touching little boys
<Cookie_Monster> With your wet willy
<Cookie_Monster> Who's the hoe?
<Cookie_Monster> You, You, You
<Cookie_Monster> *pervert
<FidelCastro> You say I'm a pedo, but you can't compete.
<darkness_angel>
<FidelCastro> You say I'm a hoe cause you can't take the HEAT
<Cookie_Monster> break plz
<darkness_angel> >_>
<Cookie_Monster> my heart is painful
<FidelCastro> You want a break now, is that it?
<Cookie_Monster> its better
<FidelCastro> I don't shit, I get lotsa tit.
<darkness_angel> when you you 2 be done?
<Cookie_Monster> Till the roof comes off, till the lights go out
<Cookie_Monster> Till my legs give out, can’t shut my mouth.
<Cookie_Monster> Till the smoke clears out and my high wear out
<Cookie_Monster> I’ma rip this shit till my bone collapse.
<Cookie_Monster> Till the roof comes off, till the lights go out
<Cookie_Monster> Till my legs give out, can’t shut my mouth.
<Cookie_Monster> Till the smoke clears out and my high wear out
<Cookie_Monster> I’ma rip this shit till my bone
<Cookie_Monster> collapse
<FidelCastro> we never gonna stop, this is way too fun.
<Cookie_Monster> irc log pl0x
<FidelCastro> His momma so ugly she's like atilla the hun
<darkness_angel> you are going to get piez in your face >=P
<FidelCastro> Throw piez in my face, I don't give a fuck
<darkness_angel> thats low
<darkness_angel> what you said befor that
<FidelCastro> Just don't throw them at him, he'll sound like a duck
* darkness_angel trows piez at bother of them
<FidelCastro> bashin his mom is low now?
<darkness_angel> no
<FidelCastro> why pay for the milk when you get the whole cow?
<Cookie_Monster> Now I'm gonna make you dance
<Cookie_Monster> It's your chance
<Cookie_Monster> Yeah boy shake that ass,
<Cookie_Monster> Oops i mean girl girl girl girl
<Cookie_Monster> Girl you know you're my world
<Cookie_Monster> (at Fidel)
<Letan> Shit this storm is epic.
<Cookie_Monster> (he's saying those things)
<FidelCastro> You slipped up, and sounded gay
<FidelCastro> I ain't tryin, it's time to play
<Cookie_Monster> Its time to rap some heavy shit
<FidelCastro> Bring it then, with yo cracker ass
<FidelCastro> This storm ain't never gonna pass
<FidelCastro> Darkness, you wanna break this up?
<Cookie_Monster> anyway
<FidelCastro> try kicken my balls, I'm wearing a cup
<Cookie_Monster> who wins overall?
<darkness_angel> >_>
<darkness_angel> its a tie
<FidelCastro> this shit ain't over, so don't try to run
<darkness_angel> well
<darkness_angel> mosly fidel is winning
<FidelCastro> I'll cap yo ass with my big-ass gun
<Cookie_Monster> I'm bringin' sexy back
<Cookie_Monster> Them other boys don't know how to act!
<Cookie_Monster> I think it's special what's behind your back.
<Cookie_Monster> So turn around and I'll pick up the slack!
<Cookie_Monster> (Take em' to the bridge!)
<darkness_angel> you can stop now
<Cookie_Monster> k
<FidelCastro> Now you're quoting Justin Timberlake?
<Cookie_Monster> yes lol
<FidelCastro> Man, just stop, your rhymes are fake.
<Cookie_Monster> that wasn't part of the battle btw
<Cookie_Monster> fun anyway
<Cookie_Monster> anyway
<FidelCastro> everything you say is part of the battle
<Cookie_Monster> is it?
<FidelCastro> Even yo momma, who looks like cattle
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<Raven> wouldn't saying that you want to fuck someone's mom be a compliment
<empoleon_dynamite> She looks like a Milktank, dontcha Thank?
<Raven> because it could also imply you're decent looking
<FidelCastro> I'll stop in 5 minutes, I'm servin you hard
<FidelCastro> you're tryin to rap but you sound like a bard
<Cookie_Monster> I'm tryin rap but you sound like your mom
<darkness_angel> stop now befor your riddels get dummerif you continue there dumer than you [or the other wy around]
<Cookie_Monster> (not in a bad way)
<darkness_angel> i bad at this
* Cookie_Monster S-T-O-P-S
<darkness_angel> thank you
<Cookie_Monster> so who wins overall?
<darkness_angel> fidle
<Raven> [04:17:10] <darkness_angel> stop now befor your riddels get dummerif you continue there dumer than you [or the other wy around]
<Raven> THIS
<FidelCastro> You're adding tons of (these), and not finishing your rhymes
<darkness_angel> you win in confudine thout
<FidelCastro> You run? well I guess it saves time.
* FidelCastro Stops

_____________________________________

Darkness_Angel was ShadowDragon23.
I took out all the random :| and ._. and "oh godz" that SD23 was spewing. Also I took out some other random crap that people were saying.

[TQQ]

<Shoutai> i work in a lawyers office...
<TQQ> shoutai, now every time i think of you, phoenix wright is stuck in my head
<Shoutai> wright ftw
<Shoutai> =]

<<<<<<<10 MINUTES LATER>>>>>>>>
* Shoutai does the "I got a date" dance
* TQQ slaps shoutai back to composure.
<Shoutai>
<TQQ> you needed it, you can thank me any time.
<Shoutai> OBJECTION
<TQQ> xD
<TQQ> *logging this*

[Hisashi Shoutai]

<LittleShadowPokemon> : Straight Homosexual? THat would be a Metro Sexual!
<+Shoutai> : LOL!
<LittleShadowPokemon> : It's true! Google it.


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<LittleShadowPokemon> I would rather not have sex. And French pronounces their letters. Their Pronunciation is more pure tha english!
<+Shoutai> YOU WOULD RATHER NOT HAVE WHAT?
<+Shoutai>
<Vidal> More pure?
<LittleShadowPokemon> I don't like sex. I don't like being touched.
<BloodyScyther> French just sound gay
<+Shoutai> Oh well... More sex for me...=D
<LittleShadowPokemon> French is awsome. -_-
<Vidal> No it isn't
<Vidal> It doesn't make sense.
<Earl> Shoutai and Earl - Taking LSP's sex for him.
<+Shoutai> JAPANESE > ALL
<BloodyScythe> i think its the most hate language over the whole world.
<+Shoutai> You Said it Earl!
<LittleShadowPokemon> Then you've never studied in Depth, or had a bad teacher.
<Earl> MANLY SEX BUDDIES!
<+Shoutai> LOL

This post has been edited by Shoutai: Aug 20 2008, 02:25 AM

[Commander Wymsy]

A random person IMed me. I decided to have fun with it.

Random person: heeeey
Wymsy: .... who are you?
Random person: ur dream grl
Wymsy: Very funny. I'm already spoken for.
Wymsy: I was just about to go and dismember my boyfriend. I was planning on eating his arm off. Want to watch?
Random person: u no how 2 party
Wymsy: Of course. And normal people dare call us intelligent people boring.
Random person: so... u got ne crak on u
Wymsy: Of course I do, how else would I have over 100 million dollars?
Wymsy: It's easy to not get caught. People aren't very crafty these days./
Random person: =-O SRSLY?
Wymsy: But of course. I have plenty of booze too.
Random person: we shod hook up sum time n party 2gthr
Wymsy: I'd rather not. You don't seem like a fun person. You seem rather boring.
Random person: but u said And normal people dare call us intelligent people boring.
Random person: ????
Wymsy: Oh please, you were not part of the collective "us" in that sentence.
Random person: u dnt think im smrt????
Wymsy: No I don't. Your spelling is horrible.
Random person: i can try 2 spell better if u want me 2 but itll take longer 4 me 2 type
Wymsy: It already took you long enough as is just to type that. Come on, how long are you going to continue this silly little game?
Random person: ?
Wymsy: I know who you are.
Random person: ?
Wymsy: Oh please. I have my sources. You're randomly IMing various people from another friend of mine's IM list.
Random person: no!!!! u lier!!!
Wymsy: I love how panicked you are. Angry that I found out your little game so quickly?
Wymsy: You don't seem to know who you're dealing with here.
Random person: u dont no who u r dealin with!!!!!
Wymsy: I'm so scared. Whatever shall I do?
Wymsy: Seriously. Do you know who I am?
Random person: no but do u no who i am????????
Wymsy: Of course I know who you are. Once again, you are merely a bored little girl running around IMing random people. You're playing a silly little game, is all.
Random person: my daddy is cop!!!!! i can hav u in jail 4 lyin!!!!!!!!
Wymsy: Your father is a cop. How cute. Where do you live, little girl? No specifics, just give me the country.
Random person: usa y
Wymsy: Figured as much.
Random person: ??
Wymsy: Besides, if I can get put in jail for lying, you can too.
Wymsy: But you're more guilty than I am.
Random person: ????
Random person: wut u mean
Wymsy: Absentmindedness is amusing.
Random person: ???
Wymsy: Perhaps I'll just send a few dozen nukes flying your way, then.
Random person: WAAAAT
Random person: I CAN HAV U IN JAIL 4 THRET
Wymsy: Again, you don't know who you're dealing with. And how many people are on my side, as well.
Random person: U DONT 2
Wymsy: Sure I don't. You keep thinking that.
Wymsy: Not my fault you fucked around with the wrong person.
Random person: U SWOR
Wymsy: Words are words.
Random person: BAD WORDS THO!!!!!!!!!
Wymsy: The words aren't bad, you're just a brainwashed little cunt.
Random person: HEY THAT BAD WORD 2
Wymsy: Cunt cunt cunt cunt.
Random person: nooo
Wymsy: Yessss
Random person: i can hav u IN JAIL 4 DAT
Random person: WHO R THE PPL IMING MEEEE
Wymsy: I told you not to mess with me.
Random person: ur the 1 bein mean!!!!!
Wymsy: So? I never said I was a nice person.
Random person: u hav 2 b nice
Random person: or i can hav u in jail
Random person: n u get to hav rape in jail from a fat guy
Random person: U NO WANT HAV RAPE DO U?????
Random person: U NO WANT 2 HAV RAPE!!!!!!
Wymsy: It's not rape if I consent.
Random person: ?
Wymsy: You are quite the moron. Your stupidity almost impresses me. I sure know it amuses me, though.
Random person: wut is a consent
Random person: duz it mean no rape????
Random person: I WANT 1 HOW I GET 1
Wymsy: I love how easy it is to see that you're fucking around.
Wymsy: Really though, how long are you going to keep this up?
Random person: ????
Random person: wut u mean
Wymsy: Ah so you require me to do dumb it down.... well you are.... how you say.... stupid.
Random person: y am i stupid????????
Wymsy: I can't explain it without confusing you.
Random person: ? y
Wymsy: Because you're stupid. I thought that much was obvious.
Random person: NO U
Wymsy: Do you know how old and tired that remark is?
Random person: ??
Wymsy: Clearly this is a test of patience. I accept your challenge!
Random person: no
Random person: idk wut u ment
Random person: whos letan
Random person: they mesd up they want hav rape
Wymsy: You'll have to forgive Letan, he thinks with his penis.
Random person: EW HE HAS BRANZ IN PP???
Wymsy: You sure will make great entertainment for the hundreds of people that are going to see this conversation, missy.
Random person: ????
Wymsy: You're going to be a star!
Random person: kewl
Wymsy: Smile for the camera~
Random person: k
Random person: :-D
Random person: i hav 2 go now
Random person: mommy want me 2 bi bi

[TQQ]

((i was one of the people Im'ng the random person mentioned in wymsy's post.))
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RANDOM PERSON has logged off.

[Lester Burnham]

I bring up my stalkers while asking for help on Julius Caesar.
**
<Fallen_Archangel> Does anyone here have extreme knowledge of Julius Caesar?
<Letan> Nope.
<BloodyScythe> Fallen_Archangel do you listne to metal?
<Earl> Run quickly to Barnes And Nobles, grab Cliffnotes.
<ChroniclerC> I have Wikipedia, does that count?
<Fallen_Archangel> I don't have a car...
<Fallen_Archangel> And Sparknotes is better.
<Earl> Run quickly.
<Fallen_Archangel> The nearest one is 30 minutes by car and a highway away.
<Earl> You say potato, I say tomato.
<Earl> Hitchhike~
<Fallen_Archangel> Eew no. Then I'll get picked up by a creepy stalker.
<Fallen_Archangel> I have 3 stalkers.
<Earl> worst comes to worst, google julius caesar wiki/explanation.
<ChroniclerC> Only three?
<Fallen_Archangel> Yeah, 3. All Sophomores.
<Earl> Male? Female? Hawt?
<Fallen_Archangel> One male, Two Females, none hot.
<Earl> Dang.
<Earl> Smart?
<Fallen_Archangel> Nope.
<Fallen_Archangel> Nope.
<missingno> people must like you a lot xD
<missingno> but male
<ChroniclerC> Popular? Hey, why are you laughing?
<missingno> thats just strange
<Earl> Weeeelll...you could have them take jobs and give you money!
<Fallen_Archangel> He introduced me to stalker #3
<Earl> PROBLEM SOLVED!
<Fallen_Archangel> .....
<Fallen_Archangel> No, Earl. Just no.
<Earl> DX
<missingno> tell me how the male became yout stalker
<Earl> Here's me, just trying to make a solution, and THE MAN is rejecting them all.
<Fallen_Archangel> He found my friend's pictures of me on Facebook and told me stalker #3 thought I was cute.
<Fallen_Archangel> Then he adds me.
<Fallen_Archangel> Then tells me to ass Stalker #3.
<Fallen_Archangel> OSHIT. I MEANT ADD.
<Earl> XDDDDDD
<Fallen_Archangel> GODDAMN KEYBOARD.
<missingno> XD
* Fallen_Archangel smashes his keyboard to bits
<Fallen_Archangel> Oh, I ADD stalker#3 and find out she's dating someone.
<Fallen_Archangel> What a freaking waste.
<missingno> and she is still stalking you
<missingno> oh god
<Fallen_Archangel> Nah, she stopped. I think. Stalker #2 tried a bit ago.
<Fallen_Archangel> But failed
<Fallen_Archangel> Stalker #1 is the only one left.
<Earl> Which would be...?
<Fallen_Archangel> A friend of my friend who was in my Portuguese class who left after 2 weeks.
<Fallen_Archangel> Every freaking day she'd appear at my locker.
<ChroniclerC> And people wonder why I don't do any of those social networking sites.
<Fallen_Archangel> Before school, during school, and after school.
<Fallen_Archangel> It was really scary.
* Earl quickly changes his facebook to "Friends Only"
<Fallen_Archangel> Mine IS friends only.
<missingno> thats probuly going to go on for hole life
<ChroniclerC> There are only a few people in RL that I want associating with my Internet version, and vice versa.
<Fallen_Archangel> Everyone on my Facebook I know.
<missingno> then why did you put then in your friend list?
<Fallen_Archangel> Except for when I had Stalkers #2 and #3, and the really hot but weird girl from Oklahoma.
<ChroniclerC> Ew. Oklahoma.
<Letan> I've never been stalked.
<Letan>
<Earl> KAZYX! BECOME LETAN'S STALKER!
<Earl> GOGOGO!
* Fallen_Archangel stalks Letan.
<Earl> That works.
<Kazyx> MK!
<Letan> NUUUUUUUUUU
<Letan> I no want hav rape!
<Letan> No rape! No rape!
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<Earl> Not rape if it is consensual with both parties.
<Fallen_Archangel> As someone new joins the chat.
<ChroniclerC> Ahoy.
<Kazyx> xD
<masrelga> hey
* Earl facepalms.
* Fallen_Archangel dies of laughter
<Earl>
<Fallen_Archangel>
<Letan> Wut is consensual? Dos it mean no rape????
<Letan> I WANT 1 HOW I GET 1
<Earl> XDDD
<Letan> xD
<Earl> IT's simple.
<Fallen_Archangel> IT MEANS WHEN U WANT TO HAVE HOT SECKS AND SO DOES YOUR PARTNER
<Fallen_Archangel> DUH
<Earl> Just...
<Letan> It came from the IRC chat log from yesterday.
<Earl> DASTARD YOU DERAILED MY TRAIN OF THOUGHT
<Letan> With that 'u no want hav rape' person from AIM.

[Troy Bolton]

<Letin> WHO ARE YOU, LATIN???
<Latin> I am Latin
<Letin> ...
<Latin> The greatest language on the face of the planet
<Latin>
<Letin> bee arr bee.
<Latin> Okay, Letan
<Latin> ...
<Latin> Latin...
<Latin> >.>
<Latin> LETIN
<Letan> Laten?
<Latin>
<Latin> THERE'S ANOTHER?
<Latin> WHERE?
<Letin> WHO'S THAT?
* Letin looks around.
<Letin> THERE! THAT BLOATED FISH!
<Rolexe> why what should my name be?
*** Rolexe is now known as Lutan
<Letin> Alton Rolexe, PI.
<Letin> That has a good ring to it.
*** Lutan is now known as Lutin
* Letin scribbles it down.
<Lutin> Letin is Earl and Latin is... wait I wont say
<Letin> AHHHHHHHHHH
<Latin> Latin is the mother of languages, from my understanding
<Letin> No, points, grunts, and farts are.
<Letin> It's not like cavemen spoke Latin.
<Latin> No,
<Latin> They spoke Ugh
<Latin> Which wasn't even a language
<Latin> More like the sound of bowel movement
<Latin> >.>
<Letin> Ugh ugh, urgh ugh ughughugh
<Lutin> http://notalwaysright.com/ah-students/500
<Lutin> ugh
<Lutin> ugg*
<Letan> Holy crap people change back I'm too confused
<Latin> xD
<Latin> WIN
<Letin> Whatthfudge
<Lutin> we need two more ppl unless we count 'y'
<Letin> Letan, change your name to Lotin.
<Letan> No
<Latin> xD
<Letan> I'm the original.
* Letin is nao emo.
<Latin> Lotin's so much cooler
<Letan> And who the hell is who?!
<Latin> And Le Tan was some dynasty dude
<Lutin> I'm me
<Letin> I'm me.
<Latin> Google him
<Latin> I'm you
<Letin> And he's someone else.
<Latin>
<Latin> Wow
<Latin> How confusing
<Letan>
<Letin> Said Latin to Letin.
<Latin> So Letan's Letin, while Latin's Letan
<Letin> While Letan said
<Letin> Lutin is silent.
<Latin> And where is Lotin?
<Lutin> /me is not silent
<Letin> He's the gay one of the group.
<Latin> Lotin isn't gay
<Letin> We ignore him.
<Latin> If he's gay
<Latin> That makes us all gay
<Latin> >.>
<Latin> Because we are Lotin
<Letin> Damn.
<Lutin> I still know who everyone is ^^
<Letan> I don't!
<Letin> CURSE YOU, LUTIN!
<Letan> Change back dammit!
* Letin shakes a fist.



<Earl> Riley?
<Raven> Riley
<Raven> yeah
<Earl> Yeah.