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The Legend of Shellderboy |
 Jan 21 2010, 12:27 AM
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Sung to the tune of Wonderboy, here goes:
        
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Jan 21 2010, 12:37 AM
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 The Great Ero-King  Group: Posts: 126 Joined: 9-February 09 From: The IRC, lulz Member No.: 3 604 Specialderps 
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I cannot express with words the amount of win this contains.
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Jan 21 2010, 12:37 AM
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 Kimi kara kamikorosu ka?  Group: +Donors Posts: 261 Joined: 19-February 09 From: Guylos Empire Member No.: 4 379 My darlings <3 
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EPIC. WIN.
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Jan 21 2010, 12:38 AM
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 Pokémon Trainer  Group: Members Posts: 0 Joined: 19-October 09 Member No.: 69 227 Dream Team 
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Aww yeah, man. Aww yeah. My life is complete now that the story of Shellderboy has been told.
Also: The first drawing of Cloysterman is great. 
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Jan 21 2010, 12:45 AM
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 Everyday I'm shuffling  Group: +Donors Posts: 95 Joined: 9-April 09 From: Texas Member No.: 9 661 The Graveyard 
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ROFL this is amazing. I love this to no end. The art makes it so much better too. No joke! I think without the art this wouldn't be as hilarious.
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Jan 21 2010, 12:46 AM
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 breathe  Group: +Donors Posts: 575 Joined: 16-January 10 From: Somewhere Member No.: 80 019 team rocket 
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This deserves to be a YT Series or YTP.
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Jan 21 2010, 12:48 AM
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 um  Group: Members Posts: 133 Joined: 26-April 08 Member No.: 1 781 Active Squad
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that was cute lol
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Jan 21 2010, 01:12 AM
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 Burninating the countryside since 2003!  Group: Members Posts: 353 Joined: 14-February 09 From: BEHIND YOU Member No.: 3 711 Active Squad 
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QUOTE(Marcus Felding @ Jan 20 2010, 11:46 PM)  This deserves to be a YT Series Ouch, just because you don't like something doesn't mean you have to insult it like that! Jokes aside, this is absolute gold. Needs more of Cloysterman Falcon Punching something, though, imo -------------------- Hello, children! Today, I will tell a story; a story of the creation of the universe.
Be warned, as this story may contain harsh language and conflict with your entirely incorrect religion! You have been warned! *ahem* Spoiler (click to show) And that is how the universe was created! Over the years a few bits were lost in translation, like the No-Breakfast Pillar became the "Spear Pillar" and the Breakfast Flute became the "Azure Flute", but it is still mostly intact. So long as you don't listen to those ****ing communist-ass Pokedexes. Feel free to PM me if you want the full story on the origin of any of the other legendary Pokemon!       I'm clicking back again, so feel free to help me out. |
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Jan 21 2010, 01:18 AM
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 Humble Soldier  Group: +Donors Posts: 682 Joined: 3-July 09 From: Cyberspace Member No.: 41 986 The Brigade 
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This explains a lot.
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Jan 21 2010, 01:27 AM
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Gym Leader  Group: Members Posts: 285 Joined: 5-April 09 Member No.: 8 315 Active Squad
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This is crack, but good crack. I like. XD
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Jan 21 2010, 01:32 AM
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Burninating the countryside since 2003! Group: Members Posts: 353 Joined: 14-February 09 From: BEHIND YOU Member No.: 3 711 Active Squad
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Hey, I think I'll tell my own version!
The Legend of Cloysterman, Part 1~ Once upon a time, there lived a young Shellder. This shellder was smaller than others of his kind, and had a much thinner shell, so he was always picked on by the other Shellder kids. One day, while sitting on the beach in his crying corner, he heard someone walking up behind him. He turned around, expecting more teasing, but found himself face-to-face with two Machops. The Machops grinned at each other, then began to beat up the poor Shellder. They beat him to within an inch of his life, and then tossed him back into the ocean. As the shellder sank, crying, the beating and the mean remarks of the other Shellders flowed through his head. Suddenly, the tears dried up. He wasn't going to take this abuse any more He wanted revenge! He immediately began training to become stronger. However, he quickly discovered that he had no way of getting stronger. The most he could do is lift things with his tongue, which was no good in a fight. He hopped back up onto the beach and sighed. Just then, high above the mortal plane, Wobbuffet, the King of All Cosmos, was enjoying a delicious breakfast of scrambled eggs and Supernova Juice. However, a single drop of the juice slipped out of the glass and fell to the Earth below. The Shellder, trying his best to keep from crying, looked up to see the drop falling towards him. It lands clean on top of him, and he suddenly began growing, and changing. The glow was so bright he couldn't tell what was going on! But when it was all over, he looked down to find that he had grown arms and legs! He cracked his knuckles. It was time to kick some ass! -------------------- Hello, children! Today, I will tell a story; a story of the creation of the universe.
Be warned, as this story may contain harsh language and conflict with your entirely incorrect religion! You have been warned! *ahem* Spoiler (click to show) And that is how the universe was created! Over the years a few bits were lost in translation, like the No-Breakfast Pillar became the "Spear Pillar" and the Breakfast Flute became the "Azure Flute", but it is still mostly intact. So long as you don't listen to those ****ing communist-ass Pokedexes. Feel free to PM me if you want the full story on the origin of any of the other legendary Pokemon! I'm clicking back again, so feel free to help me out. |
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Jan 21 2010, 01:58 AM
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 Back from the dead... sort of.  Group: +Donors Posts: 62 Joined: 17-June 09 Member No.: 35 279 Active Squad
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lol the pic of Clamato sealed the deal for me. Good job, sir.
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Jan 21 2010, 02:06 AM
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I'm already here. Group: Members Posts: 25 Joined: 21-April 09 Member No.: 14 213 Active Squad
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QUOTE(layze @ Jan 21 2010, 01:12 AM) Jokes aside, this is absolute gold. Needs more of Cloysterman Falcon Punching something, though, imo Wish granted: 
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Jan 21 2010, 02:19 AM
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Burninating the countryside since 2003! Group: Members Posts: 353 Joined: 14-February 09 From: BEHIND YOU Member No.: 3 711 Active Squad
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The Legend of Cloysterman, Part 2~
Shellderboy's first order of business was to get back at the other Shellders for picking on him. He hunted each of them out and beat them to a pulp. He then proceeded to help an old Jinx across the street, rescue a Meowth from a tree, and carry a baby Treecko out of a burning building, because he's cool like that. The last thing he had to do was take out teh two Machops that had attacked him, but he still wasn't strong enough to take on two Machops by himself. (for effect, you should go listen to Eye of the Tiger while reading this next part) Shellderboy then began training night and day. It started with lifting wights. However, he discovered that he became stronger at an extraordinary rate. Very soon, he found that they no longer made wights heavy enough for his needs, and had to find some other way to train, and thus invented the sport of Wailord Tossing(he currently holds the world record, tossing a Wailord around the world two and a half times). However, he even soon outgrew this. He kept growing and growing, continuously finding ways to get stronger and stronger. Before long news reports started popping up all over the world of a mysterious being tossing entire cities into the stratosphere. Shellderboy would never stop becoming stronger! But then, tragedy struck. One day, Shellderboy returned home to find his house had been completely destroyed. He ran inside and found his mother on the floor, dead. Next to her was a picture of two Machamps, which Shellderboy recognized as the same two Machops that had beaten him up so long ago. Shellderboy broke into a fit of fuming rage, and began glowing. He radiated such an intense power that people all over the planet suddenly felt as through some unstoppable force had just entered the world. The legendary Cloysterman was born! -------------------- Hello, children! Today, I will tell a story; a story of the creation of the universe.
Be warned, as this story may contain harsh language and conflict with your entirely incorrect religion! You have been warned! *ahem* Spoiler (click to show) And that is how the universe was created! Over the years a few bits were lost in translation, like the No-Breakfast Pillar became the "Spear Pillar" and the Breakfast Flute became the "Azure Flute", but it is still mostly intact. So long as you don't listen to those ****ing communist-ass Pokedexes. Feel free to PM me if you want the full story on the origin of any of the other legendary Pokemon! I'm clicking back again, so feel free to help me out. |
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Jan 21 2010, 03:26 AM
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 Katosaurus yasunoriensis  Group: +Donors Posts: 44 Joined: 22-September 09 From: Drivin' down the road~ Member No.: 64 631 Fly the bir-HEY! 
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Shellderboy and Cloysterman should totally have an archvillain...like the nefarious Dr. Clampearl, or something.
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Jan 21 2010, 06:54 AM
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 Mamo Mamo Mamo Mamo Mamo Mamo Mamo Mamo Mamo Mamo Mamo Mamo Group: +Donors Posts: 501 Joined: 19-June 09 From: Worcestershire, England, United Kingdom Member No.: 36 116 Mamolicious 
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LMFAO!
Oh my days, that is pure genius. Strangely, as I got up this morning, I was singing Shellderboy to the tune of 'Wonderboy' LOL! --------------------  I do gaming videos!  Please have a look!Emmagurd's Youtube My fiancé does gaming videos for Minecraft, PVK and other stuff! Please take a look! DavidiansLair's Youtube  Made by Bonnie Clyde   |
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Jan 21 2010, 06:58 AM
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 Your friendly neighborhood Dragon! Group: Members Posts: 437 Joined: 21-February 09 From: Puerto Rico Member No.: 5 058 Active set up
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the sond doesn't even rhyme... oh well...
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Jan 21 2010, 07:53 AM
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 Pokémon Trainer  Group: +Donors Posts: 17 Joined: 22-April 09 From: New York, NY Member No.: 14 554 Best team ever.
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Brilliant
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Jan 21 2010, 10:01 AM
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 Bird fanatic  Group: Members Posts: 21 Joined: 19-May 09 Member No.: 24 822 Fated
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Complete lol-dom.
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Jan 21 2010, 10:49 AM
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 Pokémon Trainer  Group: Members Posts: 7 Joined: 4-April 09 Member No.: 8 119 Active Squad 
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LMAO. This was EPIC!
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