[X] My Assistant

[ledgem]

A while back, I wanted to test out my OU team using random WiFi battling from Pokémon Battle Revolution. (Yes, I know there are lots of people who either use hacked Pokémon or a full team of legendaries.)

Single battle (3 vs 3), I got a matchup, and here we go. As we select our three, I see that the opponent is fielding ALL legendaries, all the uber ones.

Opponent sends out Kyogre.
I send out Blissey, hoping to use the Thunder Wave + Seismic Toss combination.
Unfortunately, after about three turns, Kyogre gets a critical hit with Water Spout and my Blissey dies.

I send out Salamence, but with focus sash, in two turns it died against Ice Beam.

I send out Tyranitar, and since Kyogre is still paralyzed, Tyranitar went first and knocked it out with Earthquake.

At this point, I'm annoyed because I'm down to my last Pokémon, and this guy still has two full-health legendaries.

Opponent sends out Mewtwo.
Mewtwo goes first and uses Me First, which I'm guessing he thought I was using Earthquake again, but instead copies my Tyranitar's Crunch.
Tyranitar uses Crunch, takes half of Mewtwo's HP.

Mewtwo uses Psychic. It has no effect. (I had to stare at the screen for a second, I can't believe this.)
Tyranitar uses Crunch, Mewtwo faints.

Opponent sends out Dialga.
Dialga uses Roar of Time, Tyranitar lives through it (HP not even in the red).
Tyranitar uses Earthquake.

Dialga has to recharge.
Tyranitar uses Earthquake.
Dialga fainted.

I realized that if this guy's Mewtwo or Dialga had a fighting-type move, I would have lost.

I'm wondering if that guy learned anything.

[Estel]

Wow, that other dude is such a loser. Watch him be like, seven years old. Literally like taking candy from a baby. XD