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Posted by: Lord Raven Jul 7 2015, 05:15 PM

HELLO EVERYONE WELCOME TO THE FIRST EVER SWSH TRASH TALK THREAD WHERE ALL THE AFFINITIES CAN TRASH TALK EACH OTHER ALL THE TIME

THE RULES WELL THERE ARE NO RULES WHAT THE HELL (BUT SERIOUSLY CHECK THE SPOILER FOR THE RULES, IF YOU DO NOT FOLLOW THEM THEN YOU ARE DEMOTED TO ASSURITE)

(And actually SERIOUSLY read the rules and report anything you may feel crosses the line)

BUT RULES ARE FOR ASSURITES AND MALASHITES

LETS GET IT TO IT MAN

#NEVAGIVEUP

Posted by: P S Y L O C K E Jul 7 2015, 05:15 PM

Posted by: Rhapsody Jul 7 2015, 05:18 PM

hey guys it's raven

your so-called "leader"...

[USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST]

Posted by: Cycloneblaze Jul 7 2015, 05:18 PM

Sorry, but your little chants won't change the fact that you cannot win a site wide shiny hunt. Do that and then come back to me

azurite master race

Posted by: Jen Jul 7 2015, 05:18 PM

MALACHITES, DON'T LET HIM TALK TO YOU LIKE THAT.

THIS IS OPERATION TAKE DOWN THE BIRD.

Posted by: Lord Raven Jul 7 2015, 05:19 PM

CYCLONEBLAZE YOU DIDNT EVEN DO SHIT FOR YOUR SORRY EXCUSE OF A TEAM ON THE LAST ONE

DONT MOOCH OFF THE COATTAILS OF OTHERS

Posted by: Cycloneblaze Jul 7 2015, 05:20 PM

Sorry, but I got 5 shinies last time, which is about 5 times more than most of your non-affinity

Posted by: Lord Raven Jul 7 2015, 05:20 PM

FIVE TIMES ZERO IS ZERO

Posted by: ll Sam ll Jul 7 2015, 05:23 PM

*shoots the birdy*

malachite sucks 4eva

Posted by: Rhapsody Jul 7 2015, 05:24 PM

wow how long did it take you to come up with that totally original burn

also @everyone your chants are embarrassing pls love yourself

Posted by: The Majestic Mr L Jul 7 2015, 05:26 PM

oi m8 i'll rek ya cheeky scrub

azurites forever

Posted by: Luneon Jul 7 2015, 05:28 PM

you're a poop emoji

SorrynotsorryIhadto

ANYWAY I WOULD LOVE A SPLATFEST THEMED SWSH

(thanks for the thread btw)

Edit: Azurite Awesomesauce!

Posted by: Wingcap Jul 7 2015, 05:31 PM

You wanna trash talk? This is how you trash talk. Here's the last two shiny hunts:


And I expect nothing more.

#azuritemasterrace

Posted by: P S Y L O C K E Jul 7 2015, 05:31 PM

WULFENITES

THE FEW. THE PROUD.

WE JUST LIKE TO WATCH THE REST OF YOU ALL ASSURITES AND MALASHITES BRAWL.

WE KNOW WE'RE THE BEST.

JUST LOOK AT THE TOP RANKED USERS OF THIS SITE. MOSTLY WULFENITE.

Posted by: Lord Raven Jul 7 2015, 05:31 PM

NOTICE HOW ALL THE BOTTERS WE BANNED WERE ASSURITES

Posted by: Manah Jul 7 2015, 05:34 PM

Seems like the Wulfies are too busy talking to actually try and win a SWSH.

Posted by: Luneon Jul 7 2015, 05:35 PM

29 seconds LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL XDDDD

Posted by: Lord Raven Jul 7 2015, 05:35 PM

JOKES ON U SWSH HASNT STARTED YET

Posted by: Wingcap Jul 7 2015, 05:39 PM

Least the malachites actually fight back

Posted by: ll Sam ll Jul 7 2015, 05:39 PM

dat 29 second tho. u suk brah

Posted by: Wingcap Jul 7 2015, 05:40 PM

We're gonna make this a meme yo

Posted by: Cycloneblaze Jul 7 2015, 05:40 PM

[23:34:18] +<Cycloneblaze> kek
[23:34:26] +<Cycloneblaze> 'Leader for: 29 secs'
[23:34:28] +<^Sam> i thought if you hatched a dual type you get either shiny
[23:34:32] +<^Sam> either shard
[23:34:35] ~<Raven> nope
[23:34:35] +<^Sam> o-o
[23:34:38] ~<Raven> only primary shard
[23:34:41] +<Cycloneblaze> twenty-nine seconds
[23:34:43] ~<Raven> i remember Rhapsody and Natasha_Romanoff told me that
[23:34:45] * Raven sets ban on *!*Cyclonebl@*.the.blue.comet
[23:34:47] * Raven removes voice from Cycloneblaze
[23:34:49] +<^Sam> oyeh
[23:34:49] * You have been kicked from #gtsplus by Raven (Raven)
[23:34:49] * Cannot join #gtsplus (You are banned).

sore? ikey? never!

Posted by: Luneon Jul 7 2015, 05:41 PM

blue masterrace

Posted by: Rhapsody Jul 7 2015, 05:42 PM

dw if you have problems keeping ur performance up i hear modern medicine has solutions for that

Posted by: Walking On Sunshine Jul 7 2015, 05:48 PM

I am not going to stand here and watch my affinity being reduced to a god-forsaken joke for you other two affinities to laugh at. Just allow us to win for once. I mean, we only won once

Posted by: Erwan Jul 7 2015, 05:49 PM

PRAISE US, MALACHEATS!!

Posted by: Hiraelle Jul 7 2015, 05:49 PM

That's because we always have the LESS entrants.
But we still managed to lead even for 29 seconds because we're awesome like that.

Posted by: DrSnap Jul 7 2015, 05:50 PM

WE ARE WULFENITES. WE DO NOT FORGIVE. WE DO NOT FORGET. EXPECT US. (to lose again)

Posted by: Lord Raven Jul 7 2015, 05:50 PM

TO WIN AGAIN*

Posted by: Hiraelle Jul 7 2015, 05:50 PM

We don't lose we let the others win because we are nice.

Posted by: Rhapsody Jul 7 2015, 05:51 PM

that's cute keep telling yourself that honey

Posted by: Jordan1106 Jul 7 2015, 05:53 PM

The real question is
Have we ever won at all?

Posted by: Hiraelle Jul 7 2015, 05:54 PM

Once, a long time ago, I think.

Posted by: Cycloneblaze Jul 7 2015, 05:55 PM

Three times ever, if I recall correctly.
I'll also add that until recently Azurite had won like no shiny races, so... we need this! Don't let me down, Knights!

e: actually, I think 3 times was us. Wow Malachite must have won a lot.

Posted by: Baymax Jul 7 2015, 05:55 PM

Quick checking. Wulfenites won 3/5 of the first five SWSH. Haha.

Posted by: Hiraelle Jul 7 2015, 05:57 PM

And not once since then

Posted by: Baymax Jul 7 2015, 05:58 PM

There's more. I just didn't feel like checking all of the SWSH.

Posted by: Jordan1106 Jul 7 2015, 06:01 PM

Wait was this my first post at all? ow.

Well anyway, I hope next one will be a quick one for me.
I've had all extremes for SWSHs, quickest was Porygon (4eggs), Grimer, Flabebe and a few others below 100.
Worst was... Goomy @1709 eggs. I failed the SWSH at around 1250. How frustrating.

Posted by: Walking On Sunshine Jul 7 2015, 06:02 PM

Yes, but that was before the whole "the affinity with the most shinies get a special prize" thing happened.

Posted by: Lord Raven Jul 7 2015, 06:05 PM

(Hey, walking on sunshine, this isn't a complaint thread, this is a thread where you insult the competition and make them sound inferior, so basically you should be insulting MALASHITES and ASSURITES instead of making us seem like losers WHICH WE ARE NOT)

Posted by: Baymax Jul 7 2015, 06:06 PM

Well, Wulfenites did win the September 2012 SWSH, which was after that was implemented. I'll stop checking now though.

Where is the trash talk?

Posted by: Cycloneblaze Jul 7 2015, 06:08 PM

u suck Baymax for reasons which should be obvious (i.e. your loser affinity)

Posted by: Walking On Sunshine Jul 7 2015, 06:08 PM

You want trash talk? You got it...

(to Azurites and Malachites)...We'll hurt you!

Posted by: Lord Raven Jul 7 2015, 06:10 PM

Okay! That's a good start. You'll learn.

Posted by: Rhapsody Jul 7 2015, 06:13 PM

Posted by: A Serendipitous Encounter Jul 7 2015, 06:15 PM

I hatched more eggs than all 5 of your hunts combined in ONE hunt, please.

Posted by: Cycloneblaze Jul 7 2015, 06:17 PM

So you aren't even lucky either? lol

Posted by: Jordan1106 Jul 7 2015, 06:18 PM

I stole that little banner in your signature.
Proud Wulfenites, Arise!

Posted by: Walking On Sunshine Jul 7 2015, 06:20 PM

You know what? YOU KNOW WHAT? NO ONE INSULTS ANYONE IN MY AFFINITY AND GETS AWAY WITH IT. Just you wait and see. The Wulves will RISE UP AND SMITE EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU WITH OUR AWESOMENESS. And we'll watch with pleasure while you run away crying to your mommies. Then we'll see who sucks "for reason which should be obvious."

Posted by: A Serendipitous Encounter Jul 7 2015, 06:21 PM

Ugh no obviously we are winning this month's.

But seriously I haven't been taking SWSH's very seriously and only as an excuse to make more hunts but now all of this trash talk IS GETTING ME SO PUMPED

Posted by: Hiraelle Jul 7 2015, 06:25 PM

This so much. I usually stop when I have every completed family of every swsh pokémon but with this... I'll try to be high ranked in the "most eggs hatched" stat for the hunt.

Posted by: Jordan1106 Jul 7 2015, 06:26 PM

Yeah, I wanna be in this stat as well.
WITH MORE THAN ONE SHINY, THIS TIME.

Posted by: The Majestic Mr L Jul 7 2015, 06:28 PM

When the wulfs and malachites think they can win

Posted by: Jen Jul 7 2015, 06:34 PM

malachamps will make you eat this picture once we're done with the race

Posted by: Forget me now Jul 7 2015, 06:38 PM

My hatred for malachite and wulfenite was strong enough to bring me back from my semi hiatus

Posted by: Cycloneblaze Jul 7 2015, 06:41 PM

Azuknights assemble!
really I'm only doing this to get us all riled up

Posted by: Baymax Jul 7 2015, 06:41 PM

Say what you want, Azurites and Malachites, but you all are participating in a thread that says Wulfenite Supremacy in the title.

Posted by: Shadow Suicune Jul 7 2015, 06:43 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0ximxe4XtU

Here's my version:

MALACHITES RULE!
WE'RE THE MALACHITES - THAT'S US, AND WE RULE! RULE! R-R-R-R-
MALACHITES RULE!
WE'RE THE MALACHITES - THAT'S US, AND WE RULE! RULE! R-R-R-R-
MALACHITES RULE!
WE'RE THE MALACHITES - THAT'S US, AND WE RULE! RULE! R-R-R-R-
MALACHITES RULE!
WE'RE THE MALACHITES - THAT'S US, AND WE RULE! RULE! R-R-R-R-
MALACHITES RULE!
WE'RE THE MALACHITES - THAT'S US, AND WE RULE! WE R-R-R-R-RULE, WE RULE! R-R-R-RULE! WE RULE!
R-R-R-RULE, WE RULE! R-R-RULE, WE RULE! R-R-R-R-
WE'RE THE MALACHITES - THAT'S US, AND WE RULE! RULE! R-R-R-R-
MALACHITES RULE!
WE'RE THE MALACHITES - THAT'S US, AND WE RULE! RULE! R-R-R-R-
MALACHITES RULE!
WE'RE THE MALACHITES - THAT'S US, AND WE RULE, WE R-R-R-R-
WE WIN, WE WIN, BECAUSE MALACHITES RULE!
WE WIN, WE WIN, BECAUSE MALACHITES RULE!
WE WIN, WE WIN, BECAUSE MALACHITES RULE! RULE! R-R-RULE!
MALACHITES RULE!
WE'RE THE MALACHITES - THAT'S US, AND WE RULE! RULE! R-R-R-R-
WE WIN, WE WIN, BECAUSE MALACHITES RULE!
WE WIN, WE WIN, BECAUSE MALACHITES RULE!
MALACHITES RULE!
WE'RE THE MALACHITES - THAT'S US, AND WE RULE, WE R-R-R-R-
WE WIN, WE WIN, BECAUSE MALACHITES RULE!
WE WIN, WE WIN, BECAUSE MALACHITES RULE!
WE LIKE TO WIN HUNTS!

Posted by: Lord Raven Jul 7 2015, 06:43 PM

ftfy

Posted by: TogeticFTW Jul 7 2015, 06:45 PM

Since I only just noticed this thread existed, I am reposting this because it's relevant:

What's the problem with those Malachites?
They are always green...
Green with envy at us Wulfenites!
That's why they're so mean.

What's the big deal with those Azurites?
They just seem so blue...
Blue at losing to us Wulfenites!
It's sad but it's true.

What's the best thing about Wulfenites?
We are all orange...
Orange doesn't have any rhymes, right!
Except for door hinge.

Also, I have made my first-ever userbar! GO WULFENITES!

Posted by: The Majestic Mr L Jul 7 2015, 06:47 PM

It only says "Wulfenite Supremacy" cause the op is biased.

Posted by: Hiraelle Jul 7 2015, 06:49 PM

He's not biased, he sees the truth.

Posted by: Rhapsody Jul 7 2015, 06:56 PM

no

stop with the chants

it's for ur own good

i'm declaring this to be our malachite anthem

https://youtu.be/-f9xqJBDDD8

Posted by: Wingcap Jul 7 2015, 06:59 PM

hey wulfenites can you just stop come back when you actually hatch some eggs like a real affinity

azurites assure victory

Posted by: Lord Raven Jul 7 2015, 07:00 PM

ftfy


Wulfenites, heres some wulfenite motivational videos

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIIWO7u1Jy8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJshw2Axsqc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxGRhd_iWuE

Posted by: A Serendipitous Encounter Jul 7 2015, 07:02 PM

still hatched more eggs than you last hunt please

I was here to get pumped but all of the other affinities' trash talking is so weak I could sleep through it

Posted by: Daneh Jul 7 2015, 07:03 PM

Pffft Wulfenites think they're gonna win. LOL

You guys are so cute. <3

Posted by: The Majestic Mr L Jul 7 2015, 07:09 PM

Puh-leaze. We don't even need to make comebacks because it's obvious that we'll win in the end.

Posted by: Rhapsody Jul 7 2015, 07:15 PM

i'd just like to remind y'all that



+



= this bamf

Posted by: Lord Raven Jul 7 2015, 07:25 PM

Yeah but Landorus is way better than Thundurus and Tornadus

Posted by: Bonnie Clyde Jul 7 2015, 07:29 PM

I never tried very hard in past SWSHs, but I'm gonna kick butt in this month's SWSH!

AZURITES AND MALACHITES ARE GOING DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And thrash talking us just makes us more motivated to win~

So, trash talk away! It's helping rile us up!

Posted by: TogeticFTW Jul 7 2015, 07:42 PM

Those are beautiful. Absolutely beautiful. I just KNOW we can win it, guys, come on!

Posted by: Phoenicis Jul 7 2015, 08:28 PM

From last SWSH:


And where are you on this list? Oh... not even in the top 100.

Posted by: Synx Itax Jul 7 2015, 09:03 PM

Looks like you didn't hatch enough eggs anyway.

x)

Posted by: Lord Raven Jul 7 2015, 09:34 PM

i dont understand how these assurites can come here and ride the coattails of those who actually did things

Posted by: Shadow Suicune Jul 7 2015, 09:49 PM

I know, right? Same with the Wulfenlites. You all must have been born on a highway, because that's where most accidents happen.

Posted by: Lord Raven Jul 7 2015, 09:55 PM

BUT MALACHITES KNOW AN ACCIDENT WHEN THEY WAKE UP AND LOOK IN THE MIRROR EVERY DAY

Posted by: GothMetal Jul 8 2015, 03:08 AM

Let them have false hope and their kid-like huff.
They only counter back, because they are scared.

Posted by: P S Y L O C K E Jul 8 2015, 03:48 AM

I see you're an assurite.

Jealousy is a terrible and debilitating disease. I hope you get well soon!

Posted by: GothMetal Jul 8 2015, 04:24 AM

That's what I talked about, they 'attack' others like childs when they don't have arguements c: it's almost lovely indeed

I don't need to say something like that, because they leave them in their pants (not literaly... I hope...)

Posted by: Doom Hunter Jul 8 2015, 05:39 AM

I see all this shit-talk, and I've noticed a strange pattern.

Raven makes an overbloated assumption at an Azurite.

Azurites toss a COMPLETELY unrelated attack at the Malachites in mock horror at Raven's comment.

Raven then hops on the SHIT ON MALACHITE bandwagon.

Azurites then realize there's a Raven among them.

Repeat.

What are the Malachites doing this whole time?

Seems pretty obvious to me.

We ALREADY know we're better than you little orange and blue buggers, so we don't stoop to your level.

Though we'll just consume you in the SWSH like we usually do anyways.

#ForWymsy

Posted by: Lord Raven Jul 8 2015, 05:43 AM

ASSURITES ARE SOME MALASHITE

Posted by: Doom Hunter Jul 8 2015, 05:44 AM

Whoa, whoa!

Don't lump us in with THEM!

Posted by: Jordan1106 Jul 8 2015, 05:46 AM

tfw
goomy :{

Posted by: Doom Hunter Jul 8 2015, 05:49 AM

On that topic:

While the Wulfenites may have to resort to calling us Assurites and Malashites...

We just call you Wulfenites.

That's insulting and embarrassing enough that you guys don't need a nickname.

Posted by: ll Sam ll Jul 8 2015, 05:50 AM

go away raven you wangenite. Azurite rocks. See what I did there?

Posted by: Lord Raven Jul 8 2015, 05:53 AM

what the fuck is a wangenite

Posted by: Bonnie Clyde Jul 8 2015, 05:56 AM

Well, Doom, saying that you "ALREADY know we're better than you little orange and blue buggers" and saying that you'll consume us in the SWSH is practically stooping to our level.

Not stooping to our level would be not saying anything at all.


And not all of the Wulfenites are name calling...
I don't like to cuss, so...

But it seems that us Wulfenites have gotten riled up recently for the SWSH, so you guys better watch out. We are gonna be trying harder than normal to win.

Posted by: Cycloneblaze Jul 8 2015, 05:56 AM

you, duh

man this is easy

Posted by: Jordan1106 Jul 8 2015, 05:58 AM

We got balls, you'll get rekt this time.

Posted by: Hiraelle Jul 8 2015, 06:04 AM

I'll hatch more eggs than any of you.

Posted by: Doom Hunter Jul 8 2015, 06:04 AM

It's something that goes inside an assurite while I laughurite.

inb4 only the 10 Wulfs actually participating in the trash talk actually try and the rest end up being the Slakoths they are

Posted by: Wingcap Jul 8 2015, 06:06 AM

Guys we gotta face facts. When the shiny race actually comes around it depends almost entirely on the numbers that each faction has. Whoever has more will probably win.

So at least we can say the Wulfenites will definitely lose cause everyone who becomes a Wulenfite quits cause they know they suck.

Posted by: Lord Raven Jul 8 2015, 06:08 AM

... What the fuck????

Thanks for inspiring a new rule. NO SEXUALLY EXPLICIT TRASH TALK


But... many botters were assurites.......

Posted by: Hiraelle Jul 8 2015, 06:10 AM

At least I'll have fun thrashing you in number of eggs hatched

Posted by: Wingcap Jul 8 2015, 06:16 AM

Just goes to show we don't need any botters to win, obviously. Thanks for taking them out of the equation.

Posted by: Lord Raven Jul 8 2015, 06:16 AM

but this was after the most recent swsh........... so your statement doesn't even make sense

I mean what da fuck you gonna do next? Spy on us from a previously legal camera angle? Deflate the balls by like 2 PSI?

Posted by: Wingcap Jul 8 2015, 06:20 AM

Well I suppose I could go and look up all the banned users and try to find out how much they contributed to our hunt, but I don't think I'll bother. I mean, it's not as if you'll win either way.

Posted by: Manah Jul 8 2015, 07:16 AM

we're still good enough to win the SWSH even without doing things

Posted by: Luneon Jul 8 2015, 08:21 AM

[ ] Rekt
[ ] Not Rekt
[x] Tyrannosaurus Rekt

I regret nothing

Posted by: PokeNOM NOM NOM Jul 8 2015, 09:51 AM

*waves tiny orange flag*

Go Wulfies!

And... boo, Azurites/Malachite. >.>

(This is me trash talking, eep!)

Posted by: Walking On Sunshine Jul 8 2015, 10:17 AM

My fellow Wulfenites. Are we just going to sit around twiddling our thumbs while those other two affinities get away with their "durr hurr 29 seconds" hogwash? Or are we going to KNOCK THESE STUCK-UP LITTLE PEONS DOWN A FEW PEGS? We've been insulted long enough and WE MUST TAKE ACTION. As for the other two, you wouldn't know what hit you and when it does, you'll be so shell shocked that you would completely forget about the SWSH and we'll be calling you the losers.

Posted by: Hiraelle Jul 8 2015, 10:24 AM

*waves a big orange flag franctically*

Even if we don't win because you're lucky (luck is for people who can't manage without it btw) we'll go down fighting

Posted by: Wingcap Jul 8 2015, 11:08 AM

Boy you wulfenites get offended easily. Ain't gonna change the result

Posted by: Synx Itax Jul 8 2015, 11:18 AM

The only action you're going to take is to lose another SWSH.

Posted by: Vande Jul 8 2015, 11:38 AM

Pft so I hear someone is talkin' trash to us Wulfenites?

Just cause we only one like once ever doesn't mean...mean...*sniffles* (goes to sit in the corner with sad face)

Posted by: Jen Jul 8 2015, 11:40 AM

All wulfenites should understand and accept their fate just like their buddy Vande has here. ^

Posted by: A Serendipitous Encounter Jul 8 2015, 11:43 AM

The fact that we've won so few means that we shall win this! I have already decided, we WILL win.

Posted by: Shadow Suicune Jul 8 2015, 11:53 AM

We may be few in number, but where we lack in number, we make up for in strength.

Posted by: Vande Jul 8 2015, 11:54 AM

If we then win...well then it'd be a nice surprise. Chances are low...but where there is a will...(draws sword) LETS DO THIS

Posted by: Manah Jul 8 2015, 12:05 PM

Leave the swords to us knights, we don't want you to get hurt.

Posted by: A Serendipitous Encounter Jul 8 2015, 12:16 PM

You're gonna hurt yourself with that attitude

Posted by: Vande Jul 8 2015, 12:23 PM

Raises Pitfork instead....peasants revolt is even better

Posted by: Jen Jul 8 2015, 12:58 PM

How did the Azurites become knights anyway? Don't you guys know that the pun fits more for wulfenites? Or were the wulfenites too lame to think of a nice name like that on their own!!!

Either way you both suck and malachite will win!! (:<

but seriously it kind of bugs me because i love puns and the azurites stole it lol

Posted by: Manah Jul 8 2015, 01:02 PM

You Wulfenites are apparently wulves, but I have no idea what that's supposed to be.

Posted by: Gryphaena Jul 8 2015, 01:12 PM

Azurites are gonna win first prize cause first prize at the Fair is a blue ribbon!

Posted by: Cajun Jul 8 2015, 01:39 PM

If we were Knights we'd be Wulfe-night-nights and that's just pathetic.

Not much for trash talking, guess I'll just go back to hatching 3x more than most Azurites in silence.

Posted by: A Serendipitous Encounter Jul 8 2015, 01:43 PM

I would personally prefer Wulfenite Warriors, but I was taking a hiatus during the time on the forums so I can't complain.

Posted by: Lord Raven Jul 8 2015, 02:37 PM

well when the guys who did do things used bots then i guess we need an asterisk

Posted by: Jen Jul 8 2015, 02:47 PM

raven stop blaming your failures on bots

> If we were Knights we'd be Wulfe-night-nights and that's just pathetic.
It'd be Wulfenknights you puny cub!

Posted by: Doom Hunter Jul 8 2015, 03:04 PM

At least I'll have fun thrashing you by hatching 4 more shinies in 2000 less eggs

Posted by: Hiraelle Jul 8 2015, 03:06 PM

There's no pride in that

Posted by: A Serendipitous Encounter Jul 8 2015, 03:08 PM

Don't worry your affinity can still take 2nd place... Like usual.

Posted by: Doom Hunter Jul 8 2015, 03:50 PM

We've won 8 of the last 10, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

Posted by: Gryphaena Jul 8 2015, 03:56 PM

Call us Assurites all you want, we're part of the word badass and you're not.

Posted by: Wingcap Jul 8 2015, 03:59 PM

What kind of logical sense does it make to use this retort, you're just asking to be told that you can just take third!

As usual.

Posted by: Yossarian Jul 8 2015, 04:08 PM

I'd like to remind everyone that since my return to activity, Azurite haven't lost any SWSH yet. And I'm not going to allow this to change. Malashites and Wulvenites won't have a chance.

Posted by: A Serendipitous Encounter Jul 8 2015, 04:12 PM

I was just trying to be gracious and merciful by allowing Malachite to take second place. I won't be nearly as considerate when referring to you Assurites, however.

Posted by: Gryphaena Jul 8 2015, 04:15 PM

Hurray, I counted six Ninjas in the thread, six who are proud of their Affinity.

Edit: and if i missed you, you were too stealthy for me at the moment.

Posted by: Bonnie Clyde Jul 8 2015, 05:07 PM

Us Wulfenites don't try to win and let you guys go ahead so we can catch you off guard when we go for #1.

The Wulfenites are going to win this time!

Posted by: Lord Raven Jul 8 2015, 05:29 PM

WE ARE ALSO NOT IN THE FOLLOWING WORDS

DUNKASS
ASSHOLE
JERKASS
FUCKASS
BITCHASS
DUMBASS
ASS

Posted by: Rhapsody Jul 8 2015, 05:33 PM

y'all gonna come up with better insults or no?

reading all your lame af ass ""puns"" is like... yawn

i don't need to result to insults and name calling to know that i will never have to worry about stooping to ur level

Posted by: Hiraelle Jul 8 2015, 05:54 PM

BUT ASS PUNS ARE FUN

Posted by: Cycloneblaze Jul 8 2015, 06:27 PM

Well that says a lot about Wulfies, doesn't it.

Posted by: Hiraelle Jul 8 2015, 07:32 PM

Yeah that we have a very good and refined sense of humor, your point being ?

Posted by: A Serendipitous Encounter Jul 8 2015, 07:52 PM

I can't be bothered to come up with a better pun because your affinity doesn't deserve it.

Posted by: Doom Hunter Jul 8 2015, 09:34 PM

And by WARNING us that you intend to win, we are totally on guard and will smack you back to last place where you belong.

Posted by: Bonnie Clyde Jul 8 2015, 10:15 PM

Yes, but your guys' opinion of how well we can do in a SWSH is still low...

So, we'll see what happens once the SWSH starts.

Posted by: Lord Raven Jul 8 2015, 10:21 PM

BECAUSE OF THIS THREAD I HAVE CHOSEN A LIST OF TEAMS MALASHITES AND ASSURITES CAN RELATE TO

CLEVELAND BROWNS
CINCINNATI BENGALS
NEW YORK JETS
MIAMI DOLPHINS
BUFFALO BILLS
HOUSTON TEXANS
JACKSONVILLE JAGUARS
TENNESSEE TITANS
SAN DIEGO CHARGERS
KANSAS CITY CHIEFS
OAKLAND RAIDERS
ST LOUIS RAMS
SAN FRANCISCO 49ERS
ARIZONA CARDINALS
DETROIT LIONS
MINNESOTA VIKINGS
CHICAGO BEARS
WASHINGTON PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALL TEAM AKA THE SKINHEADS
PHILADELPHIA EAGLES
ATLANTA FALCONS
TAMPA BAY BUCCANEERS
CAROLINA PANTHERS


ENJOY YOUR MEDIOCRITY AND SUCKITUDE WHILE I ENJOY MY RINGS

Posted by: Doom Hunter Jul 8 2015, 10:57 PM

Fixed some errors there.

Posted by: Lord Raven Jul 8 2015, 11:06 PM

i do believe you made my statement more erroneous

Posted by: Doom Hunter Jul 8 2015, 11:13 PM

Aww, see, you made another mistake. You gotta work on your grammar there Raven dear. :P

And besides. I think being associated with the Patriots, Tom Brady, Bill Belichik, and multiple accounts of cheating to win is far worse than having no super bowl rings

Posted by: Lord Raven Jul 8 2015, 11:43 PM

OF COURSE IGNORAMI WILL POINT THAT OUT BUT I WILL LEAVE DARTH KRYTIE TO DEFEND THOSE BASTARDS, HOWEVER BELICHICK IS A MARYLANDER SO HE IS AN HONEST MAN

BUT ALSO YOU IGNORE THE FOLLOWING TEAMS

PITTSBURGH STEELERS
BALTIMORE RAVENS
BALTIMORE RAVENS
BALTIMORE RAVENS
BALTIMORE RAVENS
BALTIMORE RAVENS
INDIANPOLIS COLTS
DENVER BRONCOS
NEW ORLEANS SAINTS
GREEN BAY PACKERS
NEW YORK GIANTS
DALLAS COWBOYS


AND SUCH LEGENDS AS BENEDICT CUMBERBATH, J'DINKALAGE MURGOONE, EEEEE EEEEEEEEEE, TORQUE [CONSTRUCTION NOISES] LEWITH, AND THE LEGENDARY DAN SMITH

Posted by: Vande Jul 8 2015, 11:56 PM

Us Wulfenites are sleeping giants, when we awaken, you will be crushed.

Posted by: Phoenicis Jul 9 2015, 12:19 AM

The truth is we've been luring you guys into a false sense of security for the last three years.

Posted by: Doom Hunter Jul 9 2015, 12:24 AM

And like I told Bonnie, you are VERY rudely bringing us TO security BEFORE the SWSH. So in other words...it's like you spent 3 years concocting a plan then gave us the master blueprints.

Thanks!

Posted by: A Serendipitous Encounter Jul 9 2015, 12:27 AM

it's too late the plan is already in motion you cannot stop it

Posted by: Doom Hunter Jul 9 2015, 12:47 AM

*hatches one shiny in the SWSH*

Stopped.

Posted by: Darth Krytie Jul 9 2015, 01:19 AM

Dude. You seriously did not just go there.

Posted by: Yossarian Jul 9 2015, 03:32 AM

Good thing you guys are so lazy you sleep forever.

Posted by: Doom Hunter Jul 9 2015, 03:38 AM

*pulls back shirt Superman style to reveal a Bills logo*

Pulling double duty here. Shaming the Patriots comes as naturally to me as breathing.

Posted by: Gigadweeb Jul 9 2015, 04:32 AM

do you know who else wasn't in Wulfenite? Hitler

Posted by: Lord Raven Jul 9 2015, 04:47 AM

i bet hitler would be an azurite and eva braun would be a malachite

who is wulfenite? fucking america

Posted by: Manah Jul 9 2015, 06:21 AM

That explains your delusions.

Posted by: Wingcap Jul 9 2015, 06:29 AM

Raven, re: you comparing us to american hand-egg teams:

Nobody cares. It's a non-insult.

Posted by: Luneon Jul 9 2015, 09:27 AM

"hand-egg teams"

XDDDDDDDD



I do agree with what was said a bunch of posts ago
WHY NOT WULFEKNIGHTS

Ah well at least AzuRIGHTs are never wrong

Posted by: Cycloneblaze Jul 9 2015, 09:35 AM

It also applies to rugby, if you feel like bashing that! Which you shouldn't since we are pro rugby champions and we will win the World Cup this year.

Also I'm not sure wulfenite being america is a good thing lol

Posted by: Daneh Jul 9 2015, 09:39 AM

Americans hmm? Guess that explains the laziness and delusions of winning.

Posted by: P S Y L O C K E Jul 9 2015, 10:33 AM

^{Man, thanks for that... Now I'm gonna have to brace myself for the inevitable flood of the "jump on the america-hating bandwagon"}


ANYWAYS


THE FACT THAT ALL YOU NON-WULFENITES ARE TRYING SO HARD TO EXTINGUISH OUR FLAME JUST GOES TO SHOW THAT YOU'RE UNABLE TO LIGHT A MATCH AND START YOUR OWN FIRE.

Posted by: Cycloneblaze Jul 9 2015, 11:35 AM

Hey, let this not become an america-trash-talk thread. That would be stupid: we're here to put down LOSER WULFENITES

and we're ALREADY BURNING

Posted by: Lord Raven Jul 9 2015, 12:13 PM

These men can snap you in two. Except for the 20+ teams I listed.

Posted by: Darth Krytie Jul 9 2015, 12:18 PM

Wearing a Bills shirt, eh? I guess I don't have to bother insulting you. Nothing I could possibly say could be worse than admitting to being a Bills fan in public.

Posted by: Lord Raven Jul 9 2015, 12:22 PM

Boy
I
Love
Losing
Superbowls

Posted by: ll Sam ll Jul 9 2015, 12:42 PM

Azurite and Malachite are weaker and prissier than Wulfenite, so therefore Raven, and all you Wulfenites, you are awesome and I wish I could marry you but I can't cause I'm an inferior specimen and that's why, because you're much better than us.

#wulfenitemasterrace - tfw you were born into the wrong affinity T_T

The only thing that surpasses my love of man is my love of wulfenite

Posted by: Cycloneblaze Jul 9 2015, 12:46 PM

Can we team up to fight Wulfenite? Oh, wait, we don't need to. They've already lost.
MALACHITES, YOU'RE GOING DOWN! *raaaaaaaa*

Posted by: A Serendipitous Encounter Jul 9 2015, 12:47 PM

also means it will be harder for you to win this month~

Posted by: ll Sam ll Jul 9 2015, 12:49 PM

At least we don't crumble away so easily in defeat~

Posted by: Walking On Sunshine Jul 9 2015, 12:49 PM

Last thing I remember, this is a SWSH trash talk thread, not a "gang up on Wulfenite" thread, so you other two better pick on someone your own size.

Posted by: A Serendipitous Encounter Jul 9 2015, 12:51 PM

They're just frightened about the possibility of us winning, that's all.

Posted by: Cycloneblaze Jul 9 2015, 01:02 PM

What possibility? Please, show me an example of this supposed possibility. You Wulfies have proven time and again that you can talk the talk, but you can't walk the walk - and the results prove that.
So please, let the big boys have their battle in peace.

Posted by: A Serendipitous Encounter Jul 9 2015, 01:18 PM

We'll walk the walk once the SWSH actually starts. I myself was traveling during the last SWSH, but that isn't the case for this month. Holding on to the past will only make you ignorant of the fututre.

Posted by: Shadow Suicune Jul 9 2015, 01:20 PM

I made some affinity-themed trinkets.

I did Wulfenlite last. I wasn't even going to do them at all, because they don't deserve it c:

Posted by: Synx Itax Jul 9 2015, 01:22 PM

There's a reason the Wulfenite Gigamorph looks sillier than the others.

Posted by: TogeticFTW Jul 9 2015, 01:35 PM

Because silly=funny=cool.
Life's no fun without a little laughter, and we can't just laugh at how pathetic Azurites and Malachites are because that gets boring after a while.

Posted by: Lord Raven Jul 9 2015, 02:37 PM

Aww it's okay

Anyway PUTIN PLEDGES TO TRY YOGA, I PLEDGE TO KICK YOUR ASSES IN THE SWSH

Posted by: Cycloneblaze Jul 9 2015, 02:51 PM

Clearly you can't even make up your own trash talk anymore, you've resorted to using Sam's. And we're only, what, 3 days into this thread? Typical Wulfenite.

Posted by: Wingcap Jul 9 2015, 02:51 PM

Time and again we see the Wulfenites stoop to such underhanded tactics! How can we trust such shady characters? Leave the SWSH to the good, honest affinities.

Posted by: ll Sam ll Jul 9 2015, 02:51 PM

POWER ABOOS EDITING MY POST because you can't handle I am right and you suck.
I pledge to kick your sorry ass into next year in this hunt.

IT. IS. ON.

Posted by: Lord Raven Jul 9 2015, 02:54 PM

I'm sorry but there is no proof that I edited it - where's the "edit by: " line?

Posted by: ll Sam ll Jul 9 2015, 03:00 PM

I AM ONTO YOU RAVEN.

Posted by: Walking On Sunshine Jul 9 2015, 03:02 PM

This thread is starting to bore me, tbh. So much one-note squabbling.

Posted by: A Serendipitous Encounter Jul 9 2015, 03:15 PM

yes we are all editing all of your posts it is all of us that are doing "underhanded tactics" wow you got us

Posted by: The Majestic Mr L Jul 9 2015, 03:18 PM

*munches popcorn*

Posted by: Lord Raven Jul 9 2015, 03:21 PM

NO SAM I DO NOT SWING THAT WAY

Posted by: Bonnie Clyde Jul 9 2015, 03:25 PM

Saying that all people of an affinity is a certain thing is racist, lol


...Er... affinist? affinitist?

Idaknow


*takes some of Mr. L's popcorn*
Sorry, I'm hungry. Hope you don't mind.

Posted by: TogeticFTW Jul 9 2015, 03:31 PM

My thoughts exactly.
Enjoy your popcorn. I'm eating cheese curls.

Posted by: Gryphaena Jul 9 2015, 03:35 PM

If affinities were randomly assigned to us when we joined, does it even make sense to be proud of them?

Or is this just a fun, non-serious thread just because?

Posted by: Wingcap Jul 9 2015, 03:36 PM

I feel the leader of the Wulfenites has gone on his warpath for long enough! His abuse of power must stop.



Would you trust this man?

Posted by: Lord Raven Jul 9 2015, 03:36 PM

Yes.

Posted by: A Serendipitous Encounter Jul 9 2015, 03:37 PM

yeah

Posted by: P S Y L O C K E Jul 9 2015, 03:37 PM

Yes.

Posted by: Cycloneblaze Jul 9 2015, 03:39 PM

But lumping all of you* together to insult you all is how we trash talk! I can't very well insult specific people, now can I?

*you being whichever affinity you are

THIS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS
MALACHITES SUCK

Posted by: Wingcap Jul 9 2015, 03:39 PM

Well, shows what a bunch of trustworthy upstanding and respectable people the Wulfenites are. I rest my case

Posted by: Lord Raven Jul 9 2015, 03:41 PM

Yea, I agree

Posted by: Cycloneblaze Jul 9 2015, 03:41 PM

Wake up, sheeple!
Also who appointed you head Wulfenite anyway?

Posted by: Gryphaena Jul 9 2015, 03:42 PM

I guess I'm just not a fanatic, then. Every Affinity is welcome to join my GPX+ Group, I don't discriminate.

I do however, favor the blue banner over the others because blue is a cool color according to artists.

Posted by: Bonnie Clyde Jul 9 2015, 04:52 PM

Huh?
I don't think it was ever specified that he was our leader, lol

I thought, technically, the "leaders" were Bidoof/Zerx/Wymsy.

We are the Bidoof, yup yup!
I love PMD


But I would trust him.
Not with my life, though.
It wouldn't be wise to trust anyone with my life.

@Cycloneblaze: Sheeple? Is that sheep-people?
...That's an odd picture.


Also...

BIDOOF UNITE!
Let's destroy this SWSH, yup yup.

Posted by: Lord Raven Jul 9 2015, 05:01 PM

Actually Wymsy is no longer your leader and I am the third longest tenured staff member now behind Jeff and Nick. Therefore, leadership!

Posted by: Jen Jul 9 2015, 05:08 PM

Wymsy is gone and Jeff is basically gone.

Azurites are the only one with an original leader, but he sucks anyway so everyone's screwed. :'D

Raven is basically leading Wulfenite because he's so freakin Loud.

:P

Posted by: ll Sam ll Jul 9 2015, 05:08 PM

and dumb :P

Posted by: Jen Jul 9 2015, 05:12 PM

and so rood

RAVEN I SEE YOU CHANGING THE TOPIC

Posted by: TogeticFTW Jul 9 2015, 05:16 PM

YUP YUP!

Posted by: Wingcap Jul 9 2015, 05:16 PM

i like to think of the leaders as Jen, Zerx and that bird.

Posted by: Lord Raven Jul 9 2015, 05:19 PM

haha jen is mad about that chump comment, how cute

JEN I WAS A MODERATOR BEFORE YOUR ACCOUNT EVEN EXISTED

this user is now banned

Posted by: Cycloneblaze Jul 9 2015, 05:22 PM

Never have truer words been spoken. :')
zerx where are you we need you

Posted by: Jen Jul 9 2015, 05:27 PM

I WAS ALIVE BEFORE YOU EVEN EXISTED

Posted by: Rhapsody Jul 9 2015, 05:29 PM

raven why did you remove one of the rules?

were your fee fees hurt????

god man you can't just go changing the rules like that, willy nilly suiting your own personal tastes

jen please ban this man for he is unethical

Posted by: Jen Jul 9 2015, 05:31 PM

wow guys raven just tried to ban me and he can't even do that properly

i don't see much hope for wulfenite in the future

join malachite while you still can

agreed

Posted by: TogeticFTW Jul 9 2015, 05:34 PM

Umm... how exactly would one go about doing that?

Posted by: Rhapsody Jul 9 2015, 05:35 PM

renounce your heathen ways and we will bring you into the Light

Posted by: ll Sam ll Jul 9 2015, 05:36 PM

I'm waiting for Raven to start adding warns to me

he tried to ban and failed? silly wulfenite.

Posted by: TogeticFTW Jul 9 2015, 05:37 PM

I was just wondering because I've got a couple of friends IRL who want to switch allegiances and become Wulfenite winners.

Posted by: ll Sam ll Jul 9 2015, 05:38 PM

Except you haven't won for ages.

Posted by: Lord Raven Jul 9 2015, 05:39 PM

yall suck some shit at banning me too, how many times have jeff, nick, wymsy, and rhapsody brought me to 100% only for me to still be alive?

Posted by: Jen Jul 9 2015, 05:40 PM

to show support for malachite while being on another team

you must not hatch any shinies for the swsh and we'll see that you are true malachite!

Posted by: ll Sam ll Jul 9 2015, 05:41 PM

Only if you whip me up a Shiny Kyurem + Shiny Raikou as a consolation

Posted by: TogeticFTW Jul 9 2015, 05:41 PM

Because true Malachites don't hatch any Shinies during SWSHes.


EDIT :

Observe the lowly Azurite resorting to bribery. Shameful.

Posted by: Wingcap Jul 9 2015, 05:47 PM

Y'know, if someone were to demote raven he'd be instantly banned.

E:

Come back when you've won another shiny hunt then we can talk about which affinities are shameful.

Clue - it's the other ones. #azuritemasterrace

Posted by: Rhapsody Jul 9 2015, 05:47 PM

http://gpxplus.net/info/MnFvI
http://gpxplus.net/info/CwllO
http://gpxplus.net/info/IKVIO
http://gpxplus.net/info/IGsOI
http://gpxplus.net/info/BoILO

Posted by: TogeticFTW Jul 9 2015, 05:53 PM

Aww, poor thing... You hatched a Shiny during a SWSH... That means you're not a true Malachite...

EDIT :

You wanna know why we haven't won any SWSHes lately? It's because Wulfenites play fair and the other two affinities cheat. We may not get the bonus Prize Points, but we have the moral high ground.

Posted by: Wingcap Jul 9 2015, 06:04 PM

Guess who hatched 5 times less shinies than Rhapsody in the last shiny hunt?

Guess we found a true Wulfenite - 5 times less effort.

not to make things personal

Posted by: TogeticFTW Jul 9 2015, 06:09 PM

5 times fewer Shinies, and as I said, the reason why we haven't won any SWSHes lately is because Wulfenites play fair and the other two affinities cheat. We may not get the bonus Prize Points, but we have the moral high ground.

Posted by: Wingcap Jul 9 2015, 06:16 PM

Lets not get pedantic about grammar. Less is correct, no?

And are you saying that you don't try? Because we don't cheat. Not sure where you got that idea. You can have the moral high ground if you like

Posted by: TogeticFTW Jul 9 2015, 06:42 PM

How exactly does playing fair equate to not trying? I may be pedantic, but at least I'm not an Azurite.

Posted by: Darth Krytie Jul 9 2015, 07:16 PM

My dear fellow Wulfenites: I will join you in this upcoming battle. I normally one-and-done it, since I've been busy lately. But, not this time. Oh, no. This time it's for honour.

Posted by: Lord Raven Jul 9 2015, 07:45 PM

YEAH DARTH KRYTIE FUCK MADDEN THIS IS FOR WULFENITE RIGHT NOW

Posted by: TogeticFTW Jul 9 2015, 08:23 PM

Okay, whoever changed it to say "#wulfenitesusetiredassslogansandshittyasshashtags" at the top, who makes hashtags that are nearly 50 characters long? Seriously? You guys are really grasping at straws.

P.S. Also, really losing steam there; the last 4 posts here have all been from Wulfenites.

Posted by: Bonnie Clyde Jul 9 2015, 08:33 PM

I despise hashtags.
I don't know why. They've just always bugged me.
# <-This will always be called the number symbol for me.



And yeah, Darth Krytie!
IT'S TIME FOR US TO REGAIN OUR HONOR!!! _{yup yup}

Posted by: Rhapsody Jul 9 2015, 08:37 PM

it is called an octothorpe you uncultured wulfenite swine

Posted by: Lord Raven Jul 9 2015, 08:42 PM

its a pound sign you basement dweller fuckface

Posted by: Rhapsody Jul 9 2015, 08:47 PM

wow not only are you a twat you're wrong

i fucking live on the fourth floor thank you very much

i could not get further from the basement in this unit if i tried

your move, slick

Posted by: Lord Raven Jul 9 2015, 08:51 PM

ur a vagina

Posted by: TogeticFTW Jul 9 2015, 08:52 PM

Actually, it's also a sharp sign if you're musically inclined.

Posted by: Rhapsody Jul 9 2015, 08:55 PM

nice to know you wulfenites come up with Top Tier insults really goes to assert your superiority yea man im gonna cry myself to sleep now

Posted by: Lord Raven Jul 9 2015, 08:57 PM

MISSION ACCOMPLISHED MY PEOPLE

ONTO THE NEXT ONE

Posted by: A Serendipitous Encounter Jul 9 2015, 08:57 PM

It's obviously called the ticktacktoe sign you uncultured fool

Posted by: Bonnie Clyde Jul 9 2015, 09:05 PM

...The number sign is another name for it, though.

Oh, yeah, it's the sharp symbol, too~


But, this is irrelevant, really...


BACK TO SWSH CHEERS!

THE WULFENITES ARE GOING TO WIN THIS SWSH, YUP YUP!

Posted by: TogeticFTW Jul 9 2015, 10:45 PM

This. ^

YUP YUP!

Posted by: A Serendipitous Encounter Jul 9 2015, 11:12 PM

We already won they just haven't caught up yet

Posted by: Synx Itax Jul 9 2015, 11:15 PM

Anyone who's not Azurite is a steamy fart.

There.

Posted by: TogeticFTW Jul 9 2015, 11:21 PM

But the steamy farts are the deadliest. Have you ever smelled a fart that has passed through water/steam first? They could knock a buzzard off a gut wagon!

Posted by: Synx Itax Jul 9 2015, 11:23 PM

brb, laughing too hard

Posted by: TogeticFTW Jul 9 2015, 11:29 PM

Pretty sure that counts as a victory.

Posted by: P S Y L O C K E Jul 9 2015, 11:33 PM

+1 FOR THE WULFENITES.


TOP THAT ASSURITES AND MALASHITES.

Posted by: Wingcap Jul 10 2015, 07:33 AM

Why the heck are you Wulfenites still here? You can't win, and I'll gladly come back to see how much posturing you're doing when you're 100 eggs behind.

Again.

Posted by: ll Sam ll Jul 10 2015, 07:59 AM

It's a sharp sign. Dick.
£ is a pound sign.

Posted by: Forget me now Jul 10 2015, 12:32 PM

#CelebrateAzurite #AzuriteWins

Posted by: Wastelander Jul 10 2015, 04:39 PM

#azuritemasterrace

Posted by: A Serendipitous Encounter Jul 10 2015, 07:58 PM

You guys can celebrate your 3rd place after the hunt is over.

Posted by: Azor Ahai Jul 10 2015, 11:06 PM

Didn't see this thread, guess it goes to show LR's lack of power.

Win and Wulfenite bare resemblance, coincidence or just fate? Wulfenite are always godmodding, poor others.

Posted by: Lord Raven Jul 10 2015, 11:50 PM

azor wtf we're on the same side here

Posted by: TogeticFTW Jul 11 2015, 01:03 AM

Ikr Azor look at the shiny little orange icon next to your username on any page on GPX; that means you're in the #1 affinity on the site, yup yup.
Granted those lesser affinities don't really need any more proof of their inferiority than we've already given them, but at the same time they shouldn't need any of us Wulfenites to supply them with better insults than their puny minds could ever come up with on their own. Remember, this is a trash talk thread, not a charity thread.

Posted by: Synx Itax Jul 11 2015, 02:21 AM

Wulfs better come back when they actually start winning.

Posted by: TogeticFTW Jul 11 2015, 03:47 AM

Boy, people in this thread just can't seem to make up their minds! I seem to recall being told we should spend more time hatching eggs and less time smack talking (I'm paraphrasing here, so sue me), and now you're telling us to come back here while we are in the process of whupping your butts? For your information, Azurite, this Wulfenite will not be wasting her time in here once the SWSH has started. However, by all means please do continue to frequent the forums for the remainder of this month; your affinity won't be winning whether you participate or not, so why should you even bother?

Posted by: Lord Raven Jul 11 2015, 03:51 AM

Assurites in this thread should learn to hatch more than like 400 eggs before they talk trash

Posted by: Wingcap Jul 11 2015, 05:16 AM

Seems the last while it's just been the Wulfenites trying to defend their dismal record and claim they will win when they obviously won't. The Malachites, well, I haven't seen much of them really. Guess they don't care.

Where's the munching popcorn emoticon? #azuritemasterrace

Posted by: Cycloneblaze Jul 11 2015, 08:33 AM

Yeah, we can't trash talk the malachites because they aren't even here, lol. And I for one don't like to kick an affinity when it's down, but I've never seen Wulfenite actually on it's feet, soooooo....

Posted by: Wastelander Jul 11 2015, 09:07 AM

It's best not to kick a poor soul when it's already on its knees huh?

Posted by: TogeticFTW Jul 11 2015, 12:50 PM

...on our knees praying for strength so we can rise up even higher!

Posted by: Synx Itax Jul 11 2015, 01:06 PM

This right here. So much talk and no walk.

When's the last time Wulfenites won anyway? I can't even remember! At least Azurites have been winning lately.

Posted by: Wingcap Jul 11 2015, 01:30 PM

Where is your god now?

We win on merit.

Posted by: Wastelander Jul 11 2015, 01:31 PM

'Cuz we're the best side, obvs. <3

Posted by: Lord Raven Jul 11 2015, 03:43 PM

You called?

We also have Phoenicis, Walking on Sunshine, P S Y L O C K E, Letan, and many more gods.

Who do you have? Fucking Hitler I Choose You? Please.

Posted by: Wingcap Jul 11 2015, 03:44 PM

Has it helped yet?

Posted by: Forget me now Jul 11 2015, 03:56 PM

when will the Wulfenites be eliminated

Posted by: ll Sam ll Jul 11 2015, 04:39 PM

Actually we have me as God, so fuck you <3

Posted by: Azor Ahai Jul 11 2015, 11:09 PM

I love all my fellow wulfs.








What dimension have you come from? Welcome to ours, we rule here.


How dare you cretins take my name in vain, false idols all of you!

Posted by: Wingcap Jul 12 2015, 07:05 AM

Well back in reality, you've won once. Ever.

Posted by: TogeticFTW Jul 12 2015, 04:39 PM

Posted by: Cycloneblaze Jul 12 2015, 06:12 PM

(Why did you use acronym tags on this? lol)

Sorry, but as much as you'd like to believe it, you're stuck in Azurite-land, i.e. here... ah I can't be bothered with you.
Where are all the Malachites? Sneaky mages.

Posted by: A Serendipitous Encounter Jul 12 2015, 06:16 PM

Azurites are so stubbornly insistent that this hunt will be the same as all hunts... How foolish.

Posted by: Jade Jul 12 2015, 06:32 PM

Why should we even consider anything different? After all, what do you malachites and wulfenites have for symbols? A crummy circle and a pathetic plate.

We Azurites are the stars of the competition, oh yea!

Posted by: Wastelander Jul 13 2015, 09:47 AM

We're the shooting stars in this competition.

Posted by: TogeticFTW Jul 13 2015, 05:24 PM

Shooting stars shine for a short while before they burn out and disintegrate.

Posted by: Azor Ahai Jul 13 2015, 11:28 PM

I'm sorry I wasn't clear, I meant on Earth my dear lad. Wulfenite can only win once and your lives will forever be shook and on edge, such is our power, I'd encourage you to side with us, its hard not crushing ants when you're a giant.

Posted by: Cycloneblaze Jul 14 2015, 07:22 AM

What the hell? Where are you getting the idea that we are 'shook' or 'on edge'? If there's one thing that I'm 100% sure of, it's the Wulfenite is not going to win this SWSH. Prove me wrong or get out.

I say again: where are the Malachites? Some serious opponents would be nice, please.

Posted by: Wastelander Jul 14 2015, 09:07 AM

But at least when we go out, we're very flashy about it~

Posted by: TogeticFTW Jul 14 2015, 03:56 PM

Hmm... looks like they took your advice and got out. At least they can bow out gracefully when they know they're beaten, unlike you Azurites.

Posted by: Wingcap Jul 14 2015, 04:21 PM

Wulfenites. You meant to say Wulfenites, because you embody not doing exactly that.

Posted by: Forget me now Jul 14 2015, 04:24 PM

I'm rarely on this thread, so I thought I'd explain it. The thing is, Azurte has always been... so obviously superior, so much better than the other affinities, sometimes I even think it's a bit unfair. Oh well. So when I see Wulfenite and Malachite talking trash, I don't say anything, I just smile because it's so cute. Fight on! You guys can do it

Posted by: Cycloneblaze Jul 14 2015, 04:29 PM

THIS JUST IN

[22:26:48] +<^Sam> so you guys know why wulfenite are so shit?
[22:26:53] ~<Raven> what font Natasha_Romanoff
http://forums.gtsplus.net/index.php?s=&showtopic=428&view=findpost&p=2429754
[22:26:58] +<Forgett> lmao
[22:26:59] %<Natasha_Romanoff> idk
[22:27:03] +<Cycloneblaze> rekt

Posted by: Wastelander Jul 14 2015, 04:31 PM

You have a kind soul, good sir. *Sheds a majestic tear*

Posted by: ll Sam ll Jul 14 2015, 04:45 PM

Brilliant. See? Proof.

Posted by: Wingcap Jul 14 2015, 04:45 PM

Just retire this thread guys, we're done here. No burn heal in the world can restore the wulfenites from the pile of ash that burn has rendered them.

Posted by: TogeticFTW Jul 14 2015, 04:46 PM

Oh yes, so superior, except for that thing about seeing Malachites talking trash. Malachites don't talk trash here anymore; they've gone extinct. If you ever think you see a Malachite, it's just a relic of a bygone age and your eyes are playing tricks on you.

Posted by: Spades Slick Jul 14 2015, 04:48 PM

Malachites don't need to talk trash because we know we're the superior one. We're just smiling in the background while Those Which Are Unworthy Of Naming continue to bicker impotently.

Posted by: TogeticFTW Jul 14 2015, 04:55 PM

Did you just see someone else post something? No? Oh, whoops... must've been my imagination. Sorry about the double-post.

Posted by: Cycloneblaze Jul 14 2015, 05:01 PM

Hey, look, an actual Malachite! You(r affinity) sucks!
This is way more fun than beating on puny Wulfenites!

Posted by: TogeticFTW Jul 14 2015, 05:04 PM

Aww, how cute, someone's got an imaginary friend... Malachites don't exist, Cycloneblaze, so stop talking to yourself.

Edit: Silly Azurite, wins are for Wulfs!

Posted by: Wastelander Jul 15 2015, 11:03 AM

*Le gasp* Silence on the battlefield? Nonsense!

*Waves an Azurite flag.*

Posted by: Lord Raven Jul 15 2015, 01:12 PM

You guys are grasping for straws. A typo is proof of your superiority?

Posted by: Cycloneblaze Jul 15 2015, 01:26 PM

poop emoji can't talk, go away

Posted by: Lord Raven Jul 15 2015, 01:50 PM

You can't talk?

Posted by: Wingcap Jul 15 2015, 04:57 PM

Apparently you can neither read nor see, either.

e:I also realised it took you a day to come up with your original retort.

Posted by: Lord Raven Jul 15 2015, 08:22 PM

i can do both

it didnt take me a day

Posted by: azudoodoo Jul 16 2015, 12:17 AM

Ewww i don't want to hatch any of these ugly pokemon.

i'll try for a carbink i guess just to be a contributing MALACHITE :/

(I wrote azurite at first but apparently the green thingy is not an azurite. apologies? lol woops shows how much i care)

Posted by: Azor Ahai Jul 16 2015, 01:55 AM

You're all flops.

Posted by: TogeticFTW Jul 16 2015, 02:47 AM

Your name says it all!
And how dare you call any Pokémon ugly! They all have their own inner beauty, and haven't you ever been told not to judge a book by its cover? Besides, if you were a true GPXer you would be psyched at the prospect of getting Shinies you don't have - which is all three of them - and...
Wait a sec... You're not even an Azurite! Jeez, if you're gonna pretend to be an affinity you're not, shouldn't you at least claim to be on the winners' team?
Although, on second thought, your attitude is not one befitting of a Wulfenite. Now shoo. Make like a and disappear.

Edit: Okay so you fixed it. My initial two paragraphs still stand.

Posted by: Yossarian Jul 16 2015, 03:59 AM

Even though I already have a shiny Scatterbug, I shall still contribute to the #azuritemasterrace victory by hatching all 3 shinies, starting with Inkay.

Are you ready to lose, my dear delusional Wulfenites and seemingly nonexistent Malachites?

Posted by: TogeticFTW Jul 16 2015, 04:12 AM

Hah! You're the one who's delusional if you think we're going to be losing to you ever again!

Edit: Nice grammar there.