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Weird things that you have heard people say, or say yourself?, What are they? |
 Dec 30 2010, 05:02 AM
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 I think I just ate a chicken bone.  Group: Members Posts: 783 Joined: 8-November 09 From: Your Darkest Nightmare Member No.: 71 850 HG Party 
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Mom~Stop putting bits of yourself on the floor! George Bush~I know how hard it is to put food on your family. Me~Snorf! -------------------- Why do n00bs exist? Find out by pressing Ctrl+W!
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Dec 30 2010, 06:56 AM
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 Scarlet  Group: Members Posts: 500 Joined: 7-February 10 From: Melbourne, Australia. Member No.: 83 356 Heaven's Wheel 
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I have a wonderful talent of walking into other people's conversations.
I remember this one conversation.. "A woman's chest is like a huge target, you just HAVE to stare!" -------------------- "Violence, Lust and Betrayal" And so is the Golden City blackened with each step you take in my Hall. Marvel at perfection, for it is fleeting. You have brought Sin to Heaven and doom upon all the world. -Threnodies 8:13 signature image too large; removed ~ Raven |
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Dec 31 2010, 10:42 PM
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"Barack Obama is a good president."
Joke of the year. |
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Dec 31 2010, 11:30 PM
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About 12 years ago...
*while driving around looking at Christmas lights* Dad: Aww... it's a dead end. Little brother: Dead hen? Where's the dead hen? I want to see the dead hen!! --------------------  I BLEED ORANGE AND BLUE!  |
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Jan 1 2011, 01:01 PM
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Even samurai have teddy bears and even the teddy bears get drunk.
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Jan 1 2011, 04:14 PM
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 i need something to put here  Group: Advisors Posts: 3 902 Joined: 2-July 07 From: Ellicott City, Maryland Member No.: 34 Active Squad
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QUOTE(Breeder Drew @ Dec 31 2010, 10:42 PM)  "Barack Obama is a good president." Hey, keep the controversial shit out of this thread. I'll have you know, I think he's been a great president dealt a shitty hand, but I'm not going to elaborate more on that point in this thread. And I'm saying this now because, even though I'm seldom active, I know for a fact that you're one of the people who has pissed off many people even within the appropriate board.Joke of the year. Anyways, My mom: "If you die one more time [in super mario galaxy], I'm gonna break your hand and destroy the Wii. I'm sick of watching you die." Me: Oh, so Osay, you didn't sleep in class today. my friend Reggie: WHAT BECAUSE HE'S BLACK HE SLEEPS? "I HAVE BEEN THROUGH THE PLIGHT OF YOUR BLACK ANCESTORS THIS PREVIOUS SUMMER SON, YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO CALL ME A RACIST" (true story btw, I was sold to slavery) Africana Studies 100 Professor: "Will all the people like me [black people] leave the room?" [all the black people leave the room, the professor goes and shuts the door] "THANK GOD ALL THOSE N*GGERS ARE OUT OF THE ROOM RIGHT??" I've had a fuckload but I can't think of any more right now. -------------------- |
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Jan 6 2011, 07:58 PM
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 Certified Psychotic Isaac Fangirl and Legendary Dogs Enthusiast  Group: +Donors Posts: 1 685 Joined: 2-May 09 From: Izumo, Weyard Member No.: 18 522 GS Crew 
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My random weird things are usually video-game related (big surprise there.)
"Oh, geez. It looks like Capt. Falcon is getting stabbed in the crotch! I have to get this pic!" (about a random Brawl pic on my Wii of... well... Falcon getting stabbed in the crotch by Marth. Yeah...  )"Kirby looks like he's a ticked-off Ike cosplayer wearing overalls!" (about a random pic I got 2 years ago when my friend came over for the summer. Basically: Kirby (Ike copy ability) + Mr. Resetti Assist Trophy = randomness.) "BEEEP!" (a caption of Kirby with R.O.B.'s copy ability. It's from an in-joke with my friend.) "After losing to Toon Link too many times in Mario Kart DS, Marth decides to take matters into his own hands..." (caption for a pic of Marth throwing a Green Shell at Toon Link, and said Shell polygon-glitched on top of Toon Link's face.) "Shellface! *laughs*" (caption of a pic before the one mentioned above, with a zoom-in on Toon Link.) "Wait a minute. Samus has a Landmaster license now?" (another pic, this time of Samus standing behind the Landmaster.) "The Amazing Rotating Crate! *laughs*" (a comment on a weird Brawl shot where a Crate spawned in the blocks of the Mushroomy Kingdom (underground) spinning due to the Andross Assist Trophy.) "Apparently, Waluigi does not like impersonaters." (more Brawl randomness, this time of Luigi (in the Waluigi alternate costume) getting attacked by the Waluigi Assist Trophy.) "Oh, dear. GANGRAPE! And they're Lords! They should know better!" (comment on a Brawl pic of Marth and Ike both going after Peach in a Team Battle, and well... Self-explanatory.) (This one makes sense in context) "Al Capone, that was your life!" (a line I used for the closing narration for an AmHist project in HS.) "Instead of a party in your pants, you have a pizza on your pants?" (something I said to my dad after he dropped a pizza slice he was eating on his lap. He did not like this line very much...) "And Mystery Dungeon is NOT garbage!  " (a self-response to a header for a PMD: Blue Rescue Team review that said, and I quote, "Garbage is not mysterious".)Yeah. I'm a weird geek. -------------------- I'm also known as Queen_Lugia on SPPf, and Queen-Articuno on dA, as well as a former aspiring trinketer on GPX+, a proud TheRunawayGuys fangirl, a proud participant of Extra Life, and proud supporter of TwitchPlaysPokemon.
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Jan 7 2011, 12:21 PM
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 Pokémon Trainer  Group: +Donors Posts: 36 Joined: 6-February 10 From: Germany Member No.: 83 263 Active Squad 
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At the Christmas fair (said by a random woman walking past me):
"Oh~ look at that! Hot wine punch.. that would be great, just like sex.. I would like that now too. *rawr*" 
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Jan 7 2011, 04:29 PM
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 Pokémon Trainer  Group: Members Posts: 20 Joined: 16-February 10 From: United States Of America, Toccoa Georgia, 30577 Member No.: 84 904 My Pearl Party 
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Every awkward silence a gay baby is born. <--- LOL!
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Jan 7 2011, 04:34 PM
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 Well, I wish I'd wished you well  Group: +Donors Posts: 1 351 Joined: 19-February 09 From: Backstage Member No.: 4 143 Let Us In 
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"Even a blind cat will find food sometimes!" Said by a guy on the radio the other week.
W-what? -------------------- |
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Jan 8 2011, 12:03 AM
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I think I just ate a chicken bone. Group: Members Posts: 783 Joined: 8-November 09 From: Your Darkest Nightmare Member No.: 71 850 HG Party
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Classmate: If you go into space without a spacesuit on, will you implode? (Sex ed. We were supposed to ask a RELEVANT question! 6th grade
 )Classmate: ZOMBIES! Classmate: What do you think is in Japan? Classmate: Naruto billboards! Me: SUSHI! (the above 3 posts are in sequence) Life Sciences Teacher:...And this is my collection of hats from water ballet! Substitute Life Sciences Teacher:...And every day I came to school, I wore a different shirt! Me: No, Babu! Don't eat the gingerbread house! (Babu is my cat) Me: Babu, would kindly not EAT MY CAKE?!? (See above post) My Friends Dad: Hi Bob! (It was a inside joke in 6th grade) Me: Mom, why did they give us carrots with our burgers? (The carrot incident is now a inside joke, for me and Mom really HATE carrots, and we had to dip the carrots in hot sauce to eat them...) (In 7th grade life gets CRAZY!) This post has been edited by Painted Fox: Jan 8 2011, 12:07 AM -------------------- Why do n00bs exist? Find out by pressing Ctrl+W!
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Jan 8 2011, 04:11 AM
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 I was Lachrymose Phoenix but then I pressed the wrong button  Group: Members Posts: 30 Joined: 5-January 11 From: Michigan, United States Member No.: 126 564 Soul Silver
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Me: (Tripping over an empty shoe box) "Jesus H. Penguin!"
My 10th Grade English teacher: (Reading a political cartoon) "Now this is Hilary Clinton saying this; 'The only difference between Obama and I is that he's wrong and I'm white." ^I laughed so hard for ten minutes, everybody else didn't laugh. Playing Pokemon over WiFi Sarah: "Gyarados use charm!" Me: "Gengar use HYDRO PUMP!" Sarah: "WTF?" Me: "Yeah, I think we should think about visiting the psych ward." Talking to a co-worker Ariel: "Hey Anthony." Me: "Eww a woman." Ariel: "Why, we've got awesome vagina's!" Me: "Eww vagina!" Grandma: "I think my teeth are falling out." Grandma: "Dragons don't fly." Trust me if I could remember more things this list would be a whole lot funnier! I don't breathe oxygen, I breath strange thoughts. -------------------- I was Lachrymose Phoenix then I pressed the wrong button, I shall be again in 75 days. ;_; They need your love, won't you help?   |
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Jan 8 2011, 06:00 PM
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Pokémon Trainer  Group: Members Posts: 9 Joined: 8-January 11 Member No.: 126 887 Active Squad |
Mom: Fat people shouldn't ride motorcycles.
Dad: TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO TACO -jumps around- |
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Jan 9 2011, 04:04 PM
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Me: Don't stick your finger in a piranha cage.
Friend (to someone on the phone, referring to me): She got mad at Colosseum and shes taking it out on Sonic. Me (referring to Jack Black in Gullivers Travels): He looks good in that dress Bio Teacher (about plant mating): So when you see all that yellow stuff on your car, your car is covered in plant sperm. Bio Teacher (on animal mating): Sometimes, their parts just don't fit together Dad (referring to the head bangers in Brutal Legend): Who are the little brain guys? Dad: ITS STABBY STABBY STABBY TIME!!! Me (random times): ZUUUUUUMMMMAAAAAAAAAA! Me: My friend's gamecube hates me. So do bunnies. I've probably said a lot of weird stuff when playing video games that might seem weird to the person not playing it, but I cant really think of any :/ |
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Feb 13 2011, 09:22 PM
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I think I just ate a chicken bone. Group: Members Posts: 783 Joined: 8-November 09 From: Your Darkest Nightmare Member No.: 71 850 HG Party
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Random Kid at School: Oh my God, a tree! I love you, tree! *hugs tree*
Gym Class: Give us all "F"'s. (response to above) Gym Teacher: Much as I would like to, I can't. Oops, meant to do a bump. I have problems. I read January 9 as February 9. This post has been edited by Phoenix Rising: Feb 13 2011, 09:23 PM -------------------- Why do n00bs exist? Find out by pressing Ctrl+W!
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Feb 13 2011, 09:51 PM
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Pokémon Champion Group: Restricted Posts: 2 054 Joined: 26-July 10 Member No.: 107 360 Active Squad
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True story.
Me: My girlfriend cheated on me... Friend: Did she at least send you any pictures? I don't know why he would say that. |
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Feb 14 2011, 01:28 AM
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i need something to put here Group: Advisors Posts: 3 902 Joined: 2-July 07 From: Ellicott City, Maryland Member No.: 34 Active Squad
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QUOTE(Phoenix Rising @ Feb 13 2011, 09:22 PM) Oops, meant to do a bump. I have problems. I read January 9 as February 9. We only have rules against bumping if you have nothing relevant to say. You had something perfectly relevant to say, so you're fine. Anyways, so I have something relevant: Me: "Logan, instead of soda, you should give up the n word for lent." Logan: "Yeah, but my pastor goes around asking everyone what they gave up for lent, and I don't want to say racism." -------------------- |
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Feb 14 2011, 02:24 PM
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 Don't let me detain you...  Group: Members Posts: 368 Joined: 11-January 11 From: Good Ol' England Member No.: 127 207 Vetinari's Terriers 
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"Are you saying I should RUB MYSELF AGAINST ZOMBIE STALIN?!"
Road Safety Video: If you ran over a child, what would you feel? Me: A little bump? "Ladies and Gentlemen. GROWLITHE. That is all." "Make me happy. Die." "Want to marshmellow some microwaves?" "Die, you useless lump of ectoplasmic uselessness!" "I caught a Red Garydos... Oooh, that was exciting. A bit too exciting." -------------------- "The world spins on pain. I realised that if there is a supreme power, then it is our duty to become it's moral superior." -Lord Havelock Vetinari, Patrician of Ankh-Morpork "The sentient may perceive and love the universe, but the universe may not perceive and love the sentient. The universe sees no distinction between the multitude of creatures and elements which comprise it. All are equal. None is favored. The universe, equipped with nothing but the materials and the power of creation, continues to create: something of this, something of that. It cannot control what it creates and it cannot, it seems, be controlled by its creations (though a few might deceive themselves otherwise). Those who curse the workings of the universe curse that which is deaf. Those who strike out at those workings fight that which is inviolate. Those who shake their fists, shake their fists at blind stars."- Michael Moorcock, author. |
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Feb 14 2011, 06:51 PM
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 No, this is Patrick Group: Members Posts: 193 Joined: 9-August 09 From: Your imaginaaaaaation. Member No.: 55 445 My faves 
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A Temporary Tattoo stand at a water park some time ago.
"Temporary airbrush tattoos That last forever" .......
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Feb 14 2011, 07:01 PM
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I think I just ate a chicken bone. Group: Members Posts: 783 Joined: 8-November 09 From: Your Darkest Nightmare Member No.: 71 850 HG Party
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Me: Micheal, did you vote to watch High School Musical?!?
Classmate(Micheal): Yup. Me: Why? Classmate(Micheal): Peer pressure. He was sitting in the middle of almost all the girls in class and he wanted to watch Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory, but....It was funny at the time.... Friend's dad: Look at the blood donation truck! It's a bloody truck! -------------------- Why do n00bs exist? Find out by pressing Ctrl+W!
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