Someone has something in his soup and the next person has to solve it without removing the plate.
That person now has something in his soup. Please, think about the forum rules.
I will start.
Waiter, there is a fly in my soup.
Here's my pet frog, Lotad.
Waiter, Lotad jumped into my soup.
Soup of the Day: Lotad Legs (God, that sounds awful, and I mean for Lotad )
Waiter, there is a certain familiar derpy smile in my soup.
play opera music and it will frown
waiter, there are high grade explosives in my soup.
Cross the red wire with the blu-No Wait! Cut the blue wir-No Wait! Umm...Yeah! Cross the red wire with the blue wire! That should do it! *Giant Explosion*
Waiter, there is a kryptonite victim in my soup. (insert CSI Horatio joke here, if you know what I mean.)
inserted Superman to react with it.
Waiter, there is a Reshiram in my plate.
Here's my Master Ball.
Waiter, there's a Poliwag in my soup.
Here's an Old Rod. Fish it out.
Waiter, Professor Cypress is swimming in my soup!
Tell her that she needs to give three new trainers their handy dandy starter Pokemon.
Waiter, a Waiter would like to battle in my soup.
Challenge accepted.
Waiter, trainers are battling in my soup!
Solarbeam ALL the Pokemon, I mean "Venusaur!"
Waiter, there is a bush blocking my soup (and I don't have Cut)!
Rub my back. I'll give you cut.
Waiter, there is a whole lot of lovin' in my soup!
The babes are just waiting for them.
Waiter, there are a lovely bunch of coconuts in my soup.
What seems to be the problem? Coconuts are lovely.
Waiter, there is a piece of gum in my hair, I mean, my soup!
Well...looks like...you're in Double Bubble. YEEAAAAHHHH!!!!!!
Waiter, there is an Occupy Soup in my soup.
Occupy? Let him feel the wrath of Genghis Khan!
Waiter, their grammar nazis in my soup!
Nein Nein Nein! It is said, "Waiter, there are Grammar Nazis in my soup!"
Waiter, there is nothing in my soup.
Let's put something in nothing for something plus nothing must equal to something, right?
Waiter, now there is something in the soup!
What is it? (Couldn't resist XD)
Waiter, there is an unknown substance in my soup!
There you go! You are the first to try our new Unknown Flavor Soup!
Waiter, all of Lotad's friends are mad that he got made into soup and jumped into my soup.
waiter, there's a kid derping in my soup
@true blue: Don't you ike lotad soup?
@FXLDarkShadowRNR: you must also try to solve the person above you is problem.
Tim, didn't I tell you not to do that?
Waiter, there is a green subtance in my soup.
Me: It's Flubber!
Waiter: It's gay!
Flubber:...........BLAAAAHH!!!!
Waiter, Dr. Octagonapus is in my soup.
Zoidberg, eat him.
Waiter, there's a dog in my soup.
*whistles* C'mon, boy! C'mon go fetch the stick! That's a good boy! Who's a good boy? You're a good boy!
Waiter, there 's a soup in my soup.
Don't mind if I drink it, right?
Waiter, I believe that there is this very fine gentleman -> allowing himself to rest within my delicious liquid meal.
My apologies, madam, I must have slipped in unbeknownst of myself. I shall have the waiter bring you another for compensation, no?
Waiter, there is a rather large number of Unown in my soup.
Alphabet soup!!! enjoy!!
waiter, there's a dead guy in my soup!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Your experience for killing that enemy should be coming abouuuuut...now!
zerohundred gained 9001 EXP!
zerohundred grew to Lv. 1337!
Enjoy!
Waiter, there is a car parked in my soup.
I can park my car where I want it to.
Waiter, I am in my soup.
Well, just make sure you don't drop the soap in your soup bath. We all know how that ends up...:P
Waiter, there is a crushed scouter and an echoing comment on high numbers in my soup.
then say two hundred trillion fivehundred billion twohundred million eighthundred and sixty thousand, fivehundred and thirty one in binary!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Waiter, there is a black hole in my soup!
Make it go hungry!!!*
Waiter, there is an unidentified flying object in my soup.
Take my black hole and put it in your soup.
Waiter, there's some doctor thunder in my soup! (the soda)
Never heard of Doctor Thunder...so I'll put some Dr. Pepper in it, too. :P
Waiter, there is a LAZOR in my soup.
I'l just eat it 'cuz i can eat anything!!
Waiter, there is a lovesick englishman in my soup !!!
Here, take these PEELLZ! They'll cure you of you Love status problem!
Waiter, there is a _____ in my soup.
here is an alphabet to fill the blank
qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
waiter, ther is a nuclear weapon in my soup
Give it to Former President Bush; he should know what to do with "nucular" weapons.
Waiter, there is a quail in my soup.
Here's my pet crocodile!!
Waiter, there is water from the gnages river in india in my soup!!!!!!!!!!
But that's what we use to make soup...
Waiter, there is a chef in my soup.
Here's a grammar nazi to tell you its ganges not gnages.
Waiter, there is a trollface in my soup!
well swallow the trollface with your soup because He's Trouble!
Waiter, there's a waiter in my soup
*give the waiter his paycheck*
Waiter, there's an iPhone in my soup.
Here is a guide on how to hack and iphone!
waiter, ther is a random anti-integerist* numerist** in my soup!!!!!!! 3.1415926535..., 1.816..., 3/4, 435/345,
WWHHYYYYY???!!???
*integer=a whole number either positive or negative
**numerist=racist against numbers!
Eat it. Now.
Waiter, there's soup in my soup!
*Gives the extra soup to a hungry person*
Waiter, there's a Manaphy in my soup!
Here is an incubator to help it hatch
waiter, there is a rift in the time space continueum in my soup.
Celebi is going to time travel soon.
Waiter, there is no soup.
you can have my soup
waiter, my remaining soup is a bionuclear hazard...
Well then consume it to get super powers.
Waiter, there's a skunk carcass in my soup.
It's today's special: Roadkill Surprise!
Waiter, there is a word in my soup.
give it to your english teacher and have them grade it
waiter, there is a missingno in my soup
Sorry...it seems that your soup is glitchy. I'll have them get you a new soup.
Waiter, Jessica Simpson is in my soup.
Quickly, you're having a baby. You must go to the Hospital!
Waiter there is a soup in my soup!
You didn't order soup. (I already said that one)
Waiter, there's a gs,mrgrkdjgbrkntgvb fghrdkjfdk ,grt nhi fsdbk,rtyhgjrskeohyiklgtrdljho46tij6ot8yuhbl trkjgl hyoithdkm in my soup.
Oh, i wondered where all the letters of the dictionary where.
Waiter, there is ice in my soup.
oh at least your soup will cool down
Waiter, there's a Mod in my soup
don't worry, she is just weeding out the trolls
waiter, there is a forum topic in my soup...
Well, this the internet....
Waiter, there's an unpaid intern in my soup!
quick, call the proffesser!
waiter, there's an old man in my soup.............
Play some classical music and he will leave
Waiter theirs a Johnny Depp in my soup
make a movie out of your soup!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<waiter, there is an emoticon in my soup
Now it's gone
Waiter, YOU'RE in my soup.
Give your soup a tip
Waiter, their is a Victoria Justice and Miranda Cosgrove having a Dance party in my soup
It's today's special. "Nickelodeon Shows that Bore Me" Soup
Waiter, there's a Professor Birch in my soup.
Professor Birch: "Deal With It"
Waiter, There's A Dead Body In My Soup
Duh, you asked for some "serial" Nvm that was such a bad joke.
Waiter, my bad jokes are in this soup.
Drink Your Soup And Use Those Bad Jokes
Waiter, there's a Hooker In My Soup
if u won't take her, i will... (this is probably very innapropriate.)
waiter, there is a foriegn language in my soup.
Than give it a English Dictionary.
Waiter, their is a cut up piece of paper in my soup.
Is there anything written on it?
o3o
Waiter, there's an Emperor Penguin in my soup!
*lures the penguin out with a fish*
Waiter, there are sims in my soup!
Remove them from your family.
Waiter their is a Pair of Dentures in my soup.
Hey those are my granny's!
Waiter, there's the moon in my soup.
Then put some pants on it. Oh wait its a full moon.
Waiter, their is a pokemon center in my soup.
Quick Heal Your Pokemon In Your Soup
Waiter, There's A Big Bidoof In My Soup
Step back, before you get banned...
Waiter, there's a mermaid in my soup
Ariel? I've been looking all over for you. Go to your psychiatrist befire you start bawling about your divorce.
Waiter, there's a ditto in my soup.
MY DITTO!!!!!!!!!
waiter, arnold schwartznegger is in my soup!!!!!!
... How did he get in there?
Waiter, there is a python in my soup.
okay, heres a glitch pokemon: add an "or" after the p and replace the "th" wiht a "g"
waiter, there is a in my soup
the feebas slaps the waiter in the face. And after 30 minutes it's served as fish and tomato soup.
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup. ( well that's original)
Eat it.
Waiter, you're in my soup...
Oh sorry, I thought it was a swimming pool. I'll get out now~
Waiter, there is a spoon in my soup!
here is a spoon to get that spoon out! uh oh, now that spoon is in there!! heres another and another....
so many spooons!!!!
ERROR, COMPUTATIONAL OVERLOAD. RESETING.........
RESET COMPLETE. HAVE A NICE DAY!
waiter, there is a flag in my soup..
That's not soup. We're on the moon.
Waiter, there's a chef in my soup.
cuz it not finish yet
!wAiteR, TherE be grammA Nazis In ma souP
...
Waiter, there's an unidentified flying object in my soup.
here is a book to identify it with
wiater, ther is a pokemon in my soup
Porygon, what are you doing in there?
Waiter, there's a missingno. in my soup.
soup lag: this soup doesnt exist
waiter there is a tyranitar in my soup
I'll catch it!
Waiter, there's a Teddy bear in my soup
Ill add it to you bill as "Russian Steak"
Waiter there is an exam which I learn about in teh night before it in my soup
here is all the answers to the exam. it'll cost.... one hundred million dollars
you better pay for that!!
waiter, the mob is in my soup.
the torches and pitchforks add flavor to the soup.
Waiter, there's my English textbook in my soup.
you better save it, those thigs cost $10 million dollars!!!
waiter, there is a deranged psyco killer disgiused as a chef in my soup
Because you didn't give him a tip.
Waiter, there's an angry Victini in my soup
here is a sooth bell
waiter, there is an internet in my soup.
Great! So now you would have 8!
Waiter, there's Darth Vader in my soup.
It's to add flavor to your soup because the soup is loaded with failsauce.
Witr, thrs vwl n my sp.
here is a y which can slip between being and not being a vowel to be able to retrieve the other vowels safely.
waiter all of the commas in this post fell into the soup
And that's my problem?
Waiter, there's a Magnet in my soup
I'm sure you will be "attracted" with its flavor. Anybody? Okay then.
Waiter, there's an exploration in my soup.
Well then you'd better finish it.
Waiter, there's a waiter in my soup.
Sorry, just testing its taste.
Waiter, there's some metal in my soup.
Comes with some delicious oil.
Waiter there is a URL in my soup.
Highlights and deletes the URL.
Waiter, there is a peculiar Troll Face in my soup that won't leave me alone.
I did it for the lulz! here is a new soup
waiter, there is a onehundred in my soup.
Waiter, there is a cup in my soup!
...oh. Did I repeat that any other time?
you now have soup to go. Enjoy!
waiter, dragon house and fly feinz are having a dubstep battle in my soup
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AonzG2Wkmtc
It's magic!
Waiter, there's a taco in my soup.
I love tacos! Nom nom nom
Waiter, there's a couple fighting in my soup
Give them a child Waiter, there's a goomba in my soup
Jump on it.
Waiter there's a in my soup.
Waiter, there's a bomb in my soup...
That's because we're trying to kill you for not doing anything about the in my soup
Waiter there's still a in my soup.
send it to a mental institution,Waiter theres a troll in my soup
Awwww, he likes you.
Waiter, there is a jigglypuff in my soup. Oh it's just my friend that we call jigglypuff.
Hey, at least you have a free Pokemon
Waiter, there's a rock in my soup
*cracks it open* Now your soup is full of precious gems. That rock was a geode. 8D
Waiter, there is a pony in my soup.
*shoots it* Now we move on with life.
Waiter, there's soup in my soup.
Shove a werewolf into the soup and that should take care of it.
Waiter, there is a Nyancat in my soup!
*blends it into a rainbow slushie*
Waiter, there is a Pinkie Pie in my soup. 8D
Bring in Apple Bloom [the person], He will take care of Her with his Apple Bloom powers.
Waiter, their is a Snowsky in my soup.
Ask the sparkling vampires to attack her.
Waiter, there is a sparkle in my soup.
DESTROY IT! DESTROY IT! *flare gun*
Waiter, there is an Arceus in my soup.
Catch it with a pokeball.
Waiter, there is a black hole in my soup.
Well, there goes the solar system.
Waiter, there's an angry Victini in my soup.
here's another soothe bell
waiter, since nobody did anything about it, the http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AonzG2Wkmtc is still on in my soup
Stop the battle with this hammer.
Waiter, there is a dead Pikachu in my soup.
We shall bury that poor thing.
Waiter, this guy keeps laughing at the waiter.
Beat him up and kick him out.
Waiter, a puppy is rolling around in my soup.
Awww! It's so cute Look at it's wittle ears...it's covered in soup
Waiter, there's clam chowder in my soup (gross).
as the boss, i shal handel this matter quickly(like a boss) and make sure the waiter brings you the right soup this time.
waiter, the old bosses dead body is in my soup that i cannot enjoy like a boss unless the body of the man i used to work for is disposed of...
We'll dispose it right away.
Waiter, there is a Pidove sleeping in my soup.
that pidove is actually a ditto!!!! find the exploration item..
waiter, there is a disco ball in my soup...
Shall I start the music, sir?
Waiter, there's a Game Boy in my soup...
*steals the gameboy* mine!!!!!!
waiter, there is a in my soup..
Harry, don't you need to go to Hogwards?
Waiter, there is an icemountain in my soup.
here's a flamethrower to melt the ice!
waiter, there is a crazy person splashing my soup around
Too bad. Eat it. Now.
Waiter, there is soup in my soup.
I'm charging you extra for that!
Waiter, Pinkie Pie is in my soup!
Party at my place!
Waiter there's a Mew in my soup...
What are you waiting for? Catch it!!
Waiter, there is a rotton egg in my soup.
It's not rotten, it's fermented - FANCY rotten egg.
Waiter, there's gasoline in my soup.
Yeah, that's for my car.
Waiter, YOU'RE in my soup
I'll make another one for you.
Waiter, there is a Ditto in my soup.
Today's Special: Ditto Soup
Waiter there's a thumb in my Soup...
I'll take it to its rightful owner
Waiter, Zorua is eating my soup.
That Zorua is part of the meal.
Waiter! There's a bowl in my soup!
here are some high grade explosives to remove the bowl without touching the soup
waiter, there are a million pennies in my soup...................
Oh sorry, those are mine
Waiter there's a horse shoe in my soup...
leave it in there for good luck!
waiter, there is a broken image in my soup.......................
Here, have this image to replace the broken one.
Waiter, there is http://mspaintadventures.wikia.com/wiki/Serenity in my soup...
We've had numerous complaints about flies landing in our customer's soup, so we've added a live electric eel to all our soups to kill the damn things. Please return the eel to the fish-tank to your right when you've finished eating.
Waiter! *stares at the puddle on the table* You forgot to bring me a BOWL!
ok *uses the force to bring a bowl from the kitchen and pull the soup out of the puddle and put it in the bowl* [/epic]
Use this Lightsaber!
Waiter, there is a angry and hungry Zapdos in my soup.
Here's a spoon, just push it out...
Waiter, I don't have a spoon
*you look to your feet and find...
A TWISTED SPOON!!*
waiter, mr. spaz is in my soup...
A wild Mr Spaz appeared! Rayquaza used Hyper Beam!
Waiter, there is a Rainbow Dash in my soup
Rainbows you say...
*attatches Nyan Cat to rainbows*
Waiter, theres a meme in my soup
@DarkPikachu: It Has No Effect!
On Topic:
Waiter, there's soup in my soup
well no problem then
:trollface:
Waiter, there is a wild chicken in my soup
good thing we're in KFC
waiter, there's no more soup left after i gobbled it all up in my soup
*removes air in bowl and fills it with soup*
waiter there is a Portal gun in my soup
Here, make it disappear with this other Portal gun.
Waiter, my Uncle Bob is bathing in my soup. Ew.
No refunds. I don't care how much he urinates in it.
Waiter, there's no soup in my soup.
now then how about a special soup the will never go away?
:trollface:
Waiter there is an elite in my soup!!!!!
Here you will need this team of level 100 pokemon, about 50 max potions, 90 revives.
Waiter there is an emoticon in my soup
Oh sorry, our last costumer left it in there...
Waiter! There's a toe in my soup!
*feeds the toe to a Kyurem*
Waiter, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is in my soup.
Main Course: Flying Spaghetti Monster
Waiter, there's a Lugia in my soup.
Oh! Sorry, I must've filled your bowl with his aquarium water. I'll take care of that shortly.
Waiter, your pants are in my soup.
Quite sorry ma'am, I'm an exhibitionist, you see.
Waiter, theres a dalek in my soup
Then pour it in the bathroom sink!
Waiter, Lens in my soup singing
Hit it with a hammer until it's unconscious.
Waiter, my crush's in my soup!
Fish him out and give him a kiss ;D
Waiter, there's a soup in my soup!
Excuse onself and put something uneatable in it Waiter, what are you doing in my soup? Waiter, there's a waiter in my soup!
@ShanaiiKiiro
nice reply lol
@Aura
Kill the waiter and drink his/her blood as tomato juice
Bloody mouse! Pushes xina Chan away to make the waiter a zombie.
"Waiter, there's a bloodthirtsy mouse eating your leg in my soup! xp
Then feed it to a cat
Waiter someone (kaito)put ice cream in my soup and ate it
Fly, there's a soup in my waiter.
Then clean him up
Waiter, there's a doctor giving my soup a shot
Stop the doctor! Poor soup!
Waiter, there is a
in my soup!
Great we will be gone
Waiter there's a giant cat in my soup
Learn it this:
And ask this:
*Puts fly in soup*
Waiter, theres a frog in my soup
Congratulations! You are the first person to taste our new Frog Leg Soup!
Waiter! The Distortion World is in my soup!
Then go inside!
Waiter there is a Rhydon in my soup.
Don't just stand there; catch it!
Waiter, there's a loser in my soup!
Let me get that mirror out of there.
Waiter there is an awesome comeback in my soup!
Too bad it wasn't yours.
Waiter there's a cat in my soup!
Hooray!!!!!!
Waiter there is a spidermonkey in my soup!
Get the cat again!
Waiter, my boyfriend is cheating on me in my soup!
Slap that boy silly!
Waiter there is a fight in my soup!
... Get the cat again!!
Waiter, there is a cat fight in my soup!
Alright, I am getting my beautiful german sheppard Reno to deal with this.
WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF!
Meeeeeeeeeoooooow
There it is gone.
Waiter my dog is in my soup.
I'm sending in Snowflake to get it out.
Reno- Sits
Snowflake- Licks and licks and licks licks and licks licks and licks and PUKES
Waiter, there is puke in my soup! EEEEWWWW
I can't see puke I just- BLUGH
Waiter there is twice the puke in my soup.
Y'know what, that's just gross.
Waiter, Rusty is in my soup!
Well then get him out! Gosh do I have to do everything?!
Waiter there is an angry waiter in my soup.
Just eat around 'em!
Waiter, there is a strange dream in my soup!
Here take my Munna
Waiter there is a UFO in my soup.
I'll get a robber to get that out.
Waiter, there is a finger in my soup! OH MAH GAWSH.
I knew I left that somewhere...
Waiter BEN is in my soup...
I'm not fixing that.
Waiter, there's a coward in my soup.
Waiter, there's a MissingNo. in my soup.
*BZZT* ERROR 404 NOT FOUND
Waiter, there is a BSOD in my soup
Please restart your computer.
Waiter... *stares at puddle on table* ...I didn't get a bowl.
Then go get one, what am I your mother?
Waiter there is an alternate dimention in my soup.
Walk into the alternate dimension and have a nice day.
Waiter, there is a banana in my soup.
It's food. What are you complaining about?
Waiter, YOU'RE in my soup.
I have been told I have a good flavor
Waitor there is a British man in my soup
Doesn't everyone want a British man?
Waiter there's a pencil in my soup
If you look very closely, you would realize that that's a drawing, not an entree.
Waiter, there's soup in my soup! I DIDN'T ORDER SOUP!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!ONE!!!!!1!!!!1!!!!1!
Deal with it, we're out of grilled cheese.
Waiter, there is a Pikachu in my soup.
*rubs it all over your face* Indulge in the side serving of cuteness! <3
Waiter, there is soup in my soup.
Well then there is no problem in that is there?
Waiter! I have a feeling that uxie is trying to make me.............umm what was talking about again?
I have no idea what you're talking about.
Waiter, there's a Flygon in my soup.
Some ice cubes made specially by my Glaceon ought to chill him out.
Waiter, there are pegasus feathers in my soup.
I see you dislike today's special.
Waiter, there's a dead guy in my soup.
That's not a dead guy, it's a crash dummy I happened to have lying around.
Waiter, there is a giraffe in my soup.
That is part of the African safari soup. You ordered it.
Waiter my menu is in my soup
We wanted to advertise the soap special for tomorrow
waiter there is ice cream in my soap
Waiter there is an epic face in my soup. GET IT OUT!!!
Reading the rules keeps that away.
Waiter there is a noob in my soup...
Tell him not to play Minecraft.
Waiter, my homework is in my soup.
I'm not your waiter. I'm your teacher. *stamps big red F on your face*
Waiter, the plague is in my soup.
Expect to be a zombie when you wake up, maybe one in World War Z?
Waiter, there is a Honest Kid in my soup.
Ask the kid why he is in your soup, and he should answer Honestly. Or just give him some Honest Tea and the overloading of honesty should K.O. him.
Waiter, there is haxx in my soup.
umm................. sorry i cant help you there
waiter there is soup inside my soup inside my soup inside my soup inside my soup inside my bowl
You have soup, so what is the problem?
Waiter, there is an assassin in my soup trying to kill me.
i will take care of thaat *an epic battle starts with epic music in the background*
waiter, there is a magical unicorn that keeps calling herself rainbow dash in my soup!
Everyone knows Rainbow Dash isn't a unicorn, she's a Pegasus!
Waiter, there is beef in my soup. I ordered chicken soup!
The chicken we killed metamorphed into beef. That isn't our fault.
Waiter, there is a ninja in my soup.
One does not simply remove a ninja from soup!! THE NINJA REMOVE YOU!!
*The Shadow is then assasinated by the ninja*
Waiter, that ninja just cut a watermellon in half and stole my soup bowl and replaced it with half a watermellon WITHOUT FILLING THE MELLON WITH SOUP!!!
Then go get a new one!
Waiter, there's a tepig in my soup!
A wild tepig appeared!!
Go !
*kyogre used a random water type move*
It's super effective!
*tepig faints out of the soup*
Waiter, now kyogre is in my soup!!
Then use and electrode!
WAITER! AN ANNOYING PURPLE HAIRED OLD MAN SINGER IS IN MY SOUP!!!!!
Are you tired of annoying old man singers with purple hair jumping in your soup?
WELL NO MORE!
Introducing:
ZERO000 earplugs!! made with the most revolutionary earplug technology, they are sure to make you forget al about annoying old man purple haired singers in your soup!!
waiter, theres a lame excuse for one of my employees not coming to work in my soup..
Then go fire them.
Waiter, there is a Red in my soup!
[Not Pokemon's Red. DF's Red.]
Just poke it!
Waiter, there's a phantom in my soup!
Who you gonna call?
Waiter, there is a Batman in my soup!
Soup- I'M BATMAN!
*Takes out deck of cards and puts Joker into soup.*
Waiter... Waiter....
The waiter is gone...
I'M HERE!
Waiter,my cat,Kitty is in my soup.
ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY REMOVE A CAT FROM SOUP.
Waiter, there's a Zangoose in my soup!
*trows a seviper in your soup* that'll clear it up
waiter, theres poison in my soup
CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!
Waiter, there's coke instead of my soup!
What are you complaining about? It's Coke. I would much rather have Coke than soup.
Unlike Diet Coke, which is in my soup right now... Gross.
WHat?!?!!? diet???
*calls in the hazmat team to remove*
omg sorry *gives new soup + coke + $1million*
waiter, theres a spoiler tab in my soup!
I'll buy it out with the $1 million you gave me. *drinks Coke*
Waiter, there's a ship in a bottle in my soup.
At last, I've found the Black Pearl!
Waiter, there's a computer geek in my soup!
Don't worry I just gave him a virus that would possibly blow up his computer
Waiter!!!!#$! There is a Minecraft Creeper in my soup!@!#!
*shoots Creeper with drastically overpowered bow*
Waiter, Kirby is in my soup!
He must have soup powers then. Eat him.
Waiter, Ash Ketchum keeps trying to catch my soup...
Heeeeey! Ash! Over here! Ah, it's you! There's a rare Pokemon about 1000 miles to the South!
Waiter, there's a liquid in my soup!
Liquid is much better than nothing, don't you agree sir?
Waiter, there is a naked girl in my soup!
I am afraid that your soup is over there. This is the bathtub.
Waiter, there is a fly in my soup!
Okay, let me get rid of that. *puts a spider in soup* Oh, dear, now a spider's in your soup. *puts a bird in soup* Dang it, now there's a bird in your soup. *puts cat in soup* etc.
Waiter, there is a nursery rhyme in my soup.
Soup had a little nursery rhyme,
whose waiter was white as snow.
And everywhere that Waiter went,
the customers were sure to go.
It followed her to the soup one day
which was against the rule.
It made the clientage laugh and play,
to see a nursery rhyme at soup.
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Waiter, there is a Waiter, there is a Waiter, there is a Waiter, there is a Waiter, there is a Waiter, there is a ...
I didn't think the soup had a skipping record
Waiter there is pen in my soup
just press this button here and... *pen explodes*
*takes the now inkless pen out*
you now have ink soup! ^^
waiter, there is a in my soup!
*hands you a pokeball* Catch it! Be the very best like no one ever was!
Waiter, there's a lawyer in my soup.
HEY lawyer! it says here that that is a violation of my clients constitutional right to eat soup without people just randomly mozying on in whenever they feel like it! This is what our country was founded to be free of, and here you are just violating it all over the place! Who do you think you are, random lawyer? You should be ashamed of yourself!!
*scares lawyer out of the soup*
waiter, there's a fire in my soup...
*hands you a fire extinguisher* Put it out! This is an essential part of your training so we can beat the Huns! (Be a man) You must be swift as a coursing river (Be a man) With all the force of a great typhoon (Be a man) With all the strength of a raging fire MYSTERIOUS AS THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOOOOOOOOON
Waiter, there's a Chinese army general in my soup.
(I rewatched Mulan today for the 23423429820th time I am sorry)
*uses the magic of google translate to give him directions*turns out his stupid gps sent him to a soup bowl instead of a meeting he's suposed to be in right now
waiter, theres a 0 in my soup...
Here's a calculator, divide by zero!
*soup explodes*
Congratulations! Your Soup evolved into a Nuclear Explosion!
Waiter, there's a toupee in my soup.
Oh, sorry, that must had belong to the head chef. Get it? Head Chef? Toupee?
Waiter, there's a Lucario in my soup! And it's using Aura Sphere!
A wild Lucario appeared!
Waiter sent out Goku!
Wild Lucario used Aura Sphere!
It's not very effective...
Goku used KAMEHAMEHA
It's super effective! http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=E3dj3TJ1r9A#!
Wild Lucario fainted...
Waiter demands a tip from the customer.
Waiter, the Empire State Building is in my soup.
alright, alright, who stole my palkia this time! >.>
*steals palkia back and teleports the empire stat building back were it belongs and yes i meant to say stat*
and now... *demands a tip*
waiter, theres a tip in my soup!
Oh, sorry. That must be the fat lady's Meowth scattering Pay Day coins all over the place. Let me remove those for you *takes out coins with ladle* Thanks for the tip! *runs off with coins before customer can react*
Waiter, Ghetsis is in my soup.
Well, this time, there are two options. Either you can use the convenietly placed noose in your signature, or, if you wish to be more humane, here's N, who I just told that his adoptive father has been using him to take over the world. Enjoy!
Waiter, there is no capital N in my alphabet soup.
Sorry, N must have grabbed all the N letters when I called him. *grabs some trainer's Unown N* Will this suffice for the missing N?
Waiter, there's a panda in my soup.
Get it back to China, yo D<
Waiter, Jade Harley jumped into my soup! (And now she's sleeping in it!)
I will hack into NetHack, steal a wand of teleportation, and teleport her to Gehennom.
Waiter, there is an enraged fire demon using my soup as a boiling hot bath.
Here, let me chase him away with a few ice cubes.
Waiter, there is a picture frame in my soup.
U must be kidding its your illusion.
Well,Waiter, there is a table in my soup.
*Has use brick break to break the table into bits*
The wood adds extra flavor!
waiter, there is a campfire in my soup.
It only seems like that, because of the superhot spices in the soup!
Waiter, there's a love letter in my soup!
Yup, your seceret admirer had me deliver it! XD
Waiter, there's a dictionary in my soup.
Thats for my student!
Waiter! There's a computer in my soup
*has my rotom posses it and cause it to jump out of your soup*
waiter, thars a random creepy guy in my soup..
Kick him in the nuts, then.
Waiter, there's a soup in my soup!
hey, soup+soup=soupsoup...
and soupsoup is like soup only soupier!
so you got good soup!
Waiter, there's a hairbrush in my soup...
*takes out hair dryer and gets you new soup*
waiter, theres a filthy hasn't been cleaned in 50 years portapotty in my soup!
*Tries to get PortaPotty out of soup and fails*
Waiter there's a TARDIS in my soup.
Never mind that, it's just wibbly-wobbly soupy-woupy stuff.
Waiter, there is a Karkat in my soup.
Well at least it'll taste like candy!
Waiter, their is a moon in my soup.
That sounds rough especially with its crater in it.
Waiter, there is a Magic School Bus in my soup.
That's a Twinkie. And that little creature in the soup with the orange hair and weird dress is totally not Ms. Frizzle.
Waiter, there's a wand in my soup.
Well, we wanted the soup to taste magical
Waiter, there's a airplane in my soup!
That's just plane crazy! There's no way an airplane can fit into that small of a bowl.
Waiter, there's a Vanilluxe in my soup!
Oh, that's too bad. It's probably melted by now. Waiter, there is a Banana in my soup!
That's just in case you decide to start monkeying around.
Waiter, there's a cell phone in my soup!
I'm pretty sure that cellular device is just food and it's... a phony
Waiter, there's a fork in my soup.
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