Like the title. Your post will be ignored if you give an answer that isn't a question.
Example:
1
who are you?
2
why do you want to know?
3
Then, why are you standing here?
I'll leave the first question up to the first person who replies.
Who knows? Might be interesting.
You are a...?
Who's asking?
Are you?
What?
Why, exactly, are you behaving in such a strange manner?
Are you kidding?
Why would they be kidding?
Why wouldn't they be?
Why won't you change the subject?
Why would you want us to change the subject?
Why do you like steel types so much?
Why do you want to know?
Does it even matter?
Why do you even care if it matters?
Why are you still asking questions?
Why are you asking me that?
Who likes cookies?
Do you like cookies?
Are they chocolate chip?
why do you want to know what i have intrests in???
Why are you asking me these questions when I didn't ask you one yet??
Why shouldn't she be?
Why should you be interfering in my business? (no offense intended)
(None taken.)
If I want to, I will, won't I?
Why is your avatar so bright and attracting when I'm trying to read your post but I keep looking at your avatar instead? *drools over bright colors*
Why are you confusing me?
Are you mocking me?
Are you mocking me always asking if people are mocking me?
{Sorry if that made no sense}
What you say?
Are you questioning my ability to form proper sentences?
Are you triyng to confuse me even more what i am?
i dont know,you?
What are you triyng to say?
Are you questioning me?
Why would you say that?
Why shouldn't s/he?
How am I supposed to know?
Does this seem like a jumble of nonsense to you?
Why ask my for my thoughts?
Are you questioning my gender?
Why would I question your gender?
How should I know?
What do you want me to know?
You want to know something about me?
Are you stalking him?
Why ask a question that will possibly yield a defensive answer which may be concealing the truth?
Why must you confuse my brain with complicated questions?
did that make any sence?
Why must you answer my question with another confusing question?
why must my logic be questioned?
Are you talking to me just then?
Who are you talking to?
Who is the one who asked me a question just then?
who is who talking to? O.o
Are you the who who is talking to who?
Do you know how hard is it to talk with a question mark behind my sentence?
Why must you Ninja me?
Will you respect mah authoratah?
What did you take that from again?
do ninja's like pie? O.o
What is happening now?
Did you see the MixMence?
Where are all you Ninjas coming from?
Why are there so many posts coming up suddenly?
i wanna be a ninja...whats a ninja?
Who started this endless list of questioning?
god?
Wouldn't it be great if forum games could increase our post count?
What happens if you microwave a microwave while the microwave being microwaved is microwaving a portable microwave, which is being used to microwave hot-pockets for your tacos, which are in another microwave microwaving a small TV and your second portable microwave, which is microwaving microwavable dinners from McCainn's?
a really messy explosion with a taco on top?
Are you trying to kill my brain?
Did I get the answers I was anticipating?
Why is this so confusing?
three foot-longs, two dogs, 6.531 slippers an a poodle?
Was it $437.86 all up?
$438? whats all up @.@?
Wasn't it you who paid for all the crap you listed in your last post? =P
ohh...no i stole it?
Are you admitting you're a thief?
the poodle did it! or may be the slipper?
Do you really think I'm going to believe that?
sumay did right?
Have you no shame?
didn't you see the question mark? :P
Who is talking to myself with the logic of another?
When did you get here?
split personallity? O.o
What up with that Fire Umbreon in your signature?
Why are the confused confusing the confused who confuse themselves?
How dare you confuse me with your confusion over the confused confusing other people into confusion with confusing information that is just plan confusion my head, but is it truly so?
Why do you confuse me with more information about the confused who confuse the confused who in turn confuse themselves which confuses people who were confused and confusing others in the first place?
Why must you know the answer to everything?
Why must you ask why I must know the answer to everything? Or do YOU know the answer to everything, may I ask?
Why do you ask?
Why is it I understood that think about the confusing people...?
why should I want to answer that?
because you should?
Am I the only one who owns a head that is about to explode?
Perhaps getting a big head over something to gloat about will help make more space for the compacted matter that is about to make your head explode?
Perhaps, that question did make my head explode, what would you do then?
Hmm... Should I get a body-bag and hide the evidence? =O
Then I'd.... Wait, how would I be able to do anything?
Perhaps you could brainstorm some ideas in your blown-up head to think of ways to prevent it from happening? =P
Erm... I could use my telepathy with my twin to get him to do something, maybe? (I really do have an identical twin. xD)
(Thomasat is my twin. Lolz)
Did you know I'm a twin too ?
Wow thats amazing, dont ya think?
You would have been a triplet, but you ate the third child?! =O
How did you know about that!?!
I guess that means I really AM psychic?
Shouldn't you be mass-clicking now?
I would be, but I really can't be bothered right now... or should I search every topic and ninja you again? XD
Hasn't your mother told you ninjaing ninjas is bad?
But what if my mother was a pirate? D8
And what if it wasn't?
THEN what would you do? =O
I have no idea why you are asking this, why?
What are you guys talking about?
What?
WHAT IS GOING ON IN HERE?!
That cut me to the heart, man -- should I take offence?
Why should you not take offense for whatever you think you should take offence ?
Are you going to start the confusing loops again?
Why are you asking if they're going to start the confusing loops again when it's too late? When the confusion loops have already restarted?
Why are you always starting the confusing loops?
Why are you blaming me for the confusing loops when I was simply joining in them?
Why are you joining them?
Why are you saying I'm blaming you?
Because, if you said I'm always starting the confusing loops, is that not blaming me for the confusing loops? And why are you confusing me with these confusing questions about confusing loops, anyway?
Why should I confuse you with the confusing loops when I didn't know much about you? And why do you joined them anyway?
Because it looked fun? And anyway, why did you join the confusing loops?
Why do you think I joined the confusing loops? Because, when you joined the confusing loops for offence, why couldn't I joined the confusing loops for defence?
Because anyone who joins the confusing loops has to be on offense because anyone in the confusing loops is offending each other by confusing each other, but oh, wait, you didn't want me to use logic, now did you?
Who set the rules that the confusing loops are only for offence? What logic has to do with confusing and loops anyway?
Is offending others by confusing them supposed to be some new sort of defense?
Since you offend me, why wouldn't I use a new way of defense?
Then if you come up with a new way of defense, I'd have to come up with a new way of offense, wouldn't I?
Why are you talking like I forbid you to come up with a new way of offense?
why are you hurting my head?
Did I hurt your head?
Oh, I'm so sorry for offending your head(or am I?)
Who is the one who offend your head?
Why should that concern your affairs?
Because if it is me, shouldn't I apologize?
Shouldn't you know that my head is not offended?
Am I talking to you?
Yes, you are, aren't you?
*Talking to the air*
Who is the one talking to me just now!?
Did someone say something, or was I just imagining it?
Why did I heard someone talking?
Was that really someone talking? That sure does sound like the wind, doesn't it?
Why is the wind so strong suddenly?
Why does it seem like the wind is strong enough to blow me away?
Wha~~ A tornado?
A hurricane?
Do you know hurricane/tornado is called willy-willy in Australia? Wait, why am I talking this?
I don't know, why are you? Did you know that I love chocolate covered espresso beans?
If that's the wind talking, the wind must be pretty random, don't you think?
Who are you talking to?
Why are here so many people suddenly?
Why is sumay actually talking to people now?
Do I need a reason to talk when I'm not even dumb?
Did you have a reason to pretend to talk to the wind when only I was here?
Must I talk to you when you are here? Plus, didn't I'm talking to you now?
If there's no one else besides me and you're talking, shouldn't you direct your speech towards me rather than towards the wind?
Wouldn't you think wind would be lonely if I'm just talking to you? Isn't wind is important in our lives?
Well, you could've cross-talked with both the wind and me, couldn't you?
Before I talked with the wind, I talked with you, didn't I? So why isn't it cross-talking? (Well, kinda.)
Because what I mean by cross-talking is talking at intervals, like, "Hey, wind this" and then, "Hey Arceus that", get it?
Hey, why does my foot smell so bad?
Hey, why do you mention your odorous foot?
you said his what foot?!
Can't you read?
Why, I think you needed a bath, or a shower?
Did you notice that your post looks like it implies that all Australians call a tornado a willy-willy?
Isn't all Australians call tornado willy-willy? Why do you care about this? Are you an Australian?
What is it like there?
From what I know from you, not all Australian call tornado as willy-willy, huh?
Nope, I didn't hear it, I read it, in a book, get it?
Yep; and while we're on the book subject, did you also read what "Koala" really means? =P
Nope, which koala is really mean? Maybe kangaroo too?
why are koalas mean?
How do i keep my family's new kitten from eating the dog's food?
Why did your family get a kitten when puppies are so much cooler?
Why do you think puppies are cooler?
where did I not answer wirh a question, i may have forgotten the mark?
Maybe, which question do you forgotten the mark(?)?
Why ask him that when he's only going to throw you off the subject by asking you another question?
Isn't you the one who is doing that?
Why do you care ?
Why do I think you all are 'attacking' me with such questions?
Why do you think we all attack you when I don't care ?
Will you add an "E" and a "D" to the end of your name if I bring in a Tyranitar to face off against everything in your avatar? B)
Why are you so complicated?
Why aren't you?!?
Why are you asking ME?!?!?
Why don't we discuss the uselessness of CAPS lock while we're here?
are you suggesting that CAPS LOCK is not awesome?
WHO DOESN'T LIKE cap locks?
Cap lock is awesome, is it not?
Why do I seem to be the only one who gets annoyed when I accidentally bump the CAPS lock button? XP
Why... so... lonely...?
Why not be lonely....?
Why is lonliness a lonely word?
How about getting spellcheck?
what is a spellcheck?
Isn't it that evil monster that lurks in word processors and attacks half the time you type in a proper noun?
Why are you talking about me?
Who are you talking to?
Who do you think I am talking to?
Why do you think I'd answer that?
Why wouldn't you answer that?
Why would you think intuition would want to answer what you wanted her to answer?
Who are you to determine what questions intuition -or anyone else- likes to answer to?
what does intuition mean?
who would know?
Why are you asking me that?
What am I asking you? ?.?
why don't you know what you are asking??
Have you ever felt like people ask you wierd things?
What does "weird" mean in our universe after all?
isn't weird something that is considered as "not weird"???????
Why did you have to go and break my brain?
You suppose they're not edible?
Why wouldn't a brain be edible?
Are you considering eating a brain?
What reason would I have to pass the opportunity to get to try a brain one day? =P
Is that a way to get inside one's mind?
why i'm getting scared by reading this?
Because you are reading this under the bed?
Is this under the ed reading?
what's the question again?
Did you forget the question?
Was there a question?
What question?
how can there be a question?
is the question so difficult to remember?
can't you make allowances for my terrible memory?
Why can't you seem to get the idea?
why cant you stop talking about ideas?
Do we need to stop talking about ideas?
Why do you think we should stop talking about ideas?
What makes you think I want to stop talking about ideas?
Why won't anyone pet my kitty?
why should people pet your kitty?
Why wouldn't you pet my kitty?
Will you be happy if I pet your kitty?
What do you think?
why wouldn't you admit that you'd be happy?
Why should I tell you how Im feeling right now..??
Are you psychic or psychotic?
Don't you think psychotic describes them better?
Why can't they admnit that fact?
Do you think they like to be called psychotic??
Maybe...?
Why aren't you 100% sure?
How do you know I'm not 100% sure?
So you ARE 100% sure?
Why wouldn't I?
Isn't it better just to say it?
But what if he's just playing you?
Why would I want to be played?
Why would anyone wanna be played?
then why don't they say that they don't want to be played?
Why would they say that?
Why wouldn't anyone say that?
Why is it hard to answer these kinds of questions?
Why do you keep asking them?
Why do you want to know?
Why shouldn't I know?
Since when do you want to know?
didn't you know that I've always wanted to know?
How are we supposed to know that you always wanted to know...??
Isn't it obvious?
How is it obvious?
why do you think it's obvious?
What should be obvious..?
Why does no one know what's obvious?
Why must it be obvious?
Is that question really just another way to extend the conversation?
why cant it be obvious?
[ sorry, it double posted ]
Wouldn't it be better to say it's important rather than obvious?
Why are you confusing me?!!
...How is what I said confusing?
phh, how is what you said not confusing?
How is what I said confusing at all?
Is it supposed to be?
Are you trying to make it more confusing?
Why should we
What is the weegees?
Don't you know that they are stupid?
why would I be stupid just because I don't know?
Don't you know that I meant that the weegees are stupid?
Why should we join something that is stupid..??
What, you still believe that?
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