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The robots smashed 'em all.
Root beer, please. -------------------- Awesome And Funny Quotes (click to show) Rank 28 overall poster Aug. 19 2009 rank 4 poster Oct. 22 2009+dec. 23 2009+June 25 2010 rank 16 poster March 22 2010 rank 13 poster March 31 2010 rank 8 poster June 26 2010 rank 7 poster December 28 2013 rank 2 poster |
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Dec 29 2011, 11:21 AM
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 Doing alright. Hope you are too~  Group: +Donors Posts: 841 Joined: 27-May 09 From: Last Person To Post Wins Member No.: 27 775 Still miss y'all 
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You see the thing about that is...
*cellar door shakes* *Eerie voice demands root beer* The thing about that is we don't serve that. *nervous chuckle* Can I get a pint of your strongest motor oil? -------------------- Inactive but still drop by sometimes. Best contact is @Cajun#5683 on Discord. Even when all hope is lost, we will never surrender And when the music finally ends, you'll always remember Never. Stop. Dancing.  |
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Dec 29 2011, 11:25 AM
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We don't sell motor oil here...
I'll have 3 gallons of air. |
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Dec 29 2011, 11:28 AM
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Avatar credited to Mr Spaz! Group: Members Posts: 2 728 Joined: 12-August 09 From: your evil self's head Member No.: 56 338 Felisha's Team!
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They're sending the tavern into space, so no air. In fact... We should have left the atmosphere five minutes ago.
Liquidized rust, please. -------------------- Awesome And Funny Quotes (click to show) Rank 28 overall poster Aug. 19 2009 rank 4 poster Oct. 22 2009+dec. 23 2009+June 25 2010 rank 16 poster March 22 2010 rank 13 poster March 31 2010 rank 8 poster June 26 2010 rank 7 poster December 28 2013 rank 2 poster |
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Dec 29 2011, 12:02 PM
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 She's sexy and I know it~  Group: Posts: 1 935 Joined: 3-June 09 From: Deinoland Member No.: 30 189 Add fifth gen, please
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Sorry, we just ran out, and our newest shipment of trucks will probably take about a year or two to rust enough for a drink.
I'd like some Blueberry Syrup, please. -------------------- |
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Dec 29 2011, 12:34 PM
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 FINISH HIM. Group: Members Posts: 685 Joined: 13-February 11 From: The Capitol Member No.: 131 527 3rd Street Saints 
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Sir,we are in the fucking desert.
I'll have a glass of Wood. --------------------  Credit to cycloneblaze and NegativeDiamond. I used to be a adventurer like you, until I took a arrow to the knee. |
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Dec 29 2011, 12:36 PM
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Avatar credited to Mr Spaz! Group: Members Posts: 2 728 Joined: 12-August 09 From: your evil self's head Member No.: 56 338 Felisha's Team!
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Sorry. That also burned in the heat wave.
I'll have an Imported Swedish Red Glazed Vodka On THe Rocks, please. -------------------- Awesome And Funny Quotes (click to show) Rank 28 overall poster Aug. 19 2009 rank 4 poster Oct. 22 2009+dec. 23 2009+June 25 2010 rank 16 poster March 22 2010 rank 13 poster March 31 2010 rank 8 poster June 26 2010 rank 7 poster December 28 2013 rank 2 poster |
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Dec 29 2011, 01:10 PM
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FINISH HIM. Group: Members Posts: 685 Joined: 13-February 11 From: The Capitol Member No.: 131 527 3rd Street Saints
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The Russians Drank it all.
I'd like a glass Of Cake Made of Human Guts. -------------------- Credit to cycloneblaze and NegativeDiamond. I used to be a adventurer like you, until I took a arrow to the knee. |
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Dec 29 2011, 02:25 PM
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Sorry the zombies just left with the last glass...
Can I have some milk? --------------------  Made by Golden Wings  I will walk 500 miles and 500 more just to be the girl to walk 1000 miles to fall down at your door  |
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Dec 29 2011, 02:45 PM
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Sorry. The cats drank it all.
Can I NOT have something to drink? |
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Dec 29 2011, 02:48 PM
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Yes, since we just had an earthquake in a single milisecond, you can have no several many great non drinks.
Can I have some apple juice? |
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Dec 29 2011, 02:55 PM
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Apples don't exist.
Can I have some cake? (I know. I set myself up PERFECTLY for it) |
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Dec 29 2011, 02:57 PM
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FINISH HIM. Group: Members Posts: 685 Joined: 13-February 11 From: The Capitol Member No.: 131 527 3rd Street Saints
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Glados gave you cake but you thought it was a lie.
I need something give me piss. BEAR GYLLES STYLE. This post has been edited by Rob Dyrdek: Dec 29 2011, 02:58 PM -------------------- Credit to cycloneblaze and NegativeDiamond. I used to be a adventurer like you, until I took a arrow to the knee. |
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Dec 29 2011, 03:02 PM
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Gym Leader Group: Members Posts: 379 Joined: 29-January 11 Member No.: 129 409 Active Squad
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You want piss? Open your mouth. *Pees into your mouth*
I don't want anything to eat or drink. |
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Dec 29 2011, 03:55 PM
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Too Bad! * shoves food down your throat*
I want some pie! -------------------- Made by Golden Wings I will walk 500 miles and 500 more just to be the girl to walk 1000 miles to fall down at your door |
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Dec 29 2011, 04:21 PM
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She's sexy and I know it~ Group: Posts: 1 935 Joined: 3-June 09 From: Deinoland Member No.: 30 189 Add fifth gen, please
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Sorry, we only have liquidized pie.
I'd like some Chardonnay, please. -------------------- |
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Dec 29 2011, 04:25 PM
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FINISH HIM. Group: Members Posts: 685 Joined: 13-February 11 From: The Capitol Member No.: 131 527 3rd Street Saints
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You want some?
*breaks bottle and cuts throat* There's your damn drink. -------------------- Credit to cycloneblaze and NegativeDiamond. I used to be a adventurer like you, until I took a arrow to the knee. |
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Dec 29 2011, 08:41 PM
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Gym Leader Group: Members Posts: 379 Joined: 29-January 11 Member No.: 129 409 Active Squad
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You didn't ask for anything.
I don't have a mouth. |
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Dec 29 2011, 08:42 PM
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Well, we can't serve you, unfortunately. Sorry about that.
Some scotch, please. -------------------- "Violence solves everything." -Katarina, the Sinister Blade GPXPlus Party  League of Legends (NA): GlitchyVanell0pe | Tumblr: glitchy-katarina |
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Dec 29 2011, 09:50 PM
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She's sexy and I know it~ Group: Posts: 1 935 Joined: 3-June 09 From: Deinoland Member No.: 30 189 Add fifth gen, please
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Did you ask for the tape variety?
I'd like some interwebz juice, pl0x. -------------------- |
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