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[Gryphaena]

From Guybrush Threepwood of the Monkey Island series:

"Look! A three-headed monkey!"

From Glottis of Grim Fandango:

"From now on, we'll fly, LIKE EAGLES ON POGO STICKS!"

[TetrahedronDash]

"Don't m-m-m-misunderstand my flames -- I just meant fun and games." - Grim Matchstick (Phase 1 - Normal), Cuphead

"Sorry, I didn't mean to put you in the h-h-h-hot seat..." - Grim Matchstick (Phase 2 - Marching Fireballs), Cuphead

"One..two..three! You'd b-b-b-etter flee!" - Grim Matchstick (Final Phase - Hydra/Three Heads), Cuphead


Grim Matchstick is my favorite and current video game character, from the ever so difficult but popular, Cuphead game. He is one of the bosses in Inkwell Isle 2 (The Fair/Amusement Part isle) and is notorious for being ever so difficult for players. He also is overhated just because of his hard battle which makes me sad ;-; I love him and find him so cute I could hug him! I got Cuphead around the 27'th of May 2018 which I got the game as my late birthday present from my dad and beat it the day after that. They were right, he was very hard to beat but I didn't hate him or like him a bit less, no no, I love him so much that I decided to suck up the pain of the difficulty of his battle and eventually beat him and oh boy it feels amazing! I beat him and still love him! Heck after beating the game, I went back to his stage to get a famed S rank on his stage. It took so many tries and raging but I eventually got a famed S rank on his battle!

Getting a S rank is very hard. You have to beat the boss without taking 1 hit of damage or keeping at least 3 HP at the end of the battle, Parried at least 3 attacks, Beat it in a certain time (usually under 2 mins), and used at least 6 EX Moves.

[The Majestic Mr ...]

this probably counts as necroposting but oh well

"In wilds beyond they speak your name with reverence and regret,
For none could tame our savage souls yet you the challenge met,
Under palest watch, you taught, we changed, base instincts were redeemed,
A world you gave to bug and beast as they had never dreamed."
- From "Elegy for Hallownest" by Monomon the Teacher

"No cost too great.
No mind to think.
No will to break.
No voice to cry suffering.
Born of God and Void.

You shall seal the blinding light that plagues their dreams.
You are the Vessel.
You are the Hollow Knight."

"...Soul of Wyrm, Soul of Root, Heart of Void..."

"Higher beings, these words are for you alone.
Our Pure Vessel has ascended. Beyond lies only the refuse and regret of its creation.
We shall enter that place no longer."


From Hornet:

"So you've slain the Beast... and you head towards that fated goal.
I'd not have obstructed this happening, but it caused me some pain to knowingly stand idle.

...What? You might think me stern but I'm not completely cold.

We do not choose our mothers, or the circumstance into which we are born. Despite all the ills of this world, I'm thankful for the life she granted me.

It's quite a debt I owed. Only in allowing her to pass, and taking the burden of the future in her stead, can I begin to repay it.

Leave me now, ghost. Allow me a moment alone before this bedchamber becomes forever a shrine."

"What's the matter? Are you simply going to watch? Are you forsaking him to save yourself? Death awaits him if you do nothing. Was your previous decision a mistake, then?
...Very well. I have heeded your resolve. Vow to me.
I am thou, thou art I.
Thou who art willing to preform all sacrilegious acts for thine own justice! Call upon my name, and release thy rage! Show the strength of thy will to ascertain all on thine own, though thou be chained to Hell itself!"

"Pillage him, Satanael!"

*Joker aims his gun at Yaldabaoth*
"Begone."
"Preposterous! You dare rob the people's wishes!?"
*pulls the trigger*

[scottboland26]

"Stand in the ashes of a trillion dead souls, and asks the ghosts if honor matters. The silence is your answer." Javik, Mass Effect 3

[ugly cat sweater...]

"Children... Children are not just THINGS that belong to their parents! Pokémon are not just THINGS that a Trainer can do whatever they want to!" - Lily, Pokémon Sun/Moon.

[harley68]

“I used to be an adventurer like you until I took an arrow to the knee.” – The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim
Also, you can read video games quotes at [removed] and this is one of the best.

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