[X] My Assistant

[Haxorus]

(11:29:06 AM) Liquefy: I personally love RPers who post more. It keeps me entertained. Short posts are boring :/
(11:29:15 AM) Ebony Dragon: lol
(11:29:22 AM) Ebony Dragon: we each have our different tastes
(11:29:38 AM) Ebony Dragon: usually 4-5 paragraphs are my max, but i've made walls before
(11:29:50 AM) Liquefy: Oh, wow, you write novels XD

[TCoZ]

All part of the same convo, I've just cut out the rubbish

[Sat 08:39:00 PM] <TCoZ> .masterball girlfriend
[Sat 08:39:01 PM] <BLC> xD
[Sat 08:39:03 PM] <unown> TCoZ caught girlfriend for the first time!

[Sat 08:39:12 PM] <TCoZ> .wild girlfriend, AIDS
[Sat 08:39:13 PM] <unown> TCoZ ran into a wild AIDS! TCoZ's girlfriend has defeated the wild AIDS! TCoZ captured AIDS!

[Sat 08:39:17 PM] <TCoZ> nuts
[Sat 08:39:23 PM] <TCoZ> .give BLC, AIDS
[Sat 08:39:24 PM] <unown> TCoZ has given BLC their AIDS!
[Sat 08:39:30 PM] <TCoZ> =/
[Sat 08:39:31 PM] <BLC> xD
[Sat 08:39:38 PM] <BLC> .masterball AIDS vaccine
[Sat 08:39:40 PM] <unown> BLC caught AIDS vaccine for the first time!
[Sat 08:39:49 PM] <TCoZ> .steal BLC, AIDS vaccine
[Sat 08:39:51 PM] <unown> TCoZ has stolen BLC's AIDS vaccine!

[Sat 08:40:02 PM] <BLC> .masterball rapist
[Sat 08:40:03 PM] <unown> BLC caught rapist for the first time!
[Sat 08:40:07 PM] <TCoZ> .battle AIDS vaccine, BLC, rapist
[Sat 08:40:08 PM] <unown> TCoZ has started a battle with BLC! BLC's rapist has killed TCoZ's AIDS vaccine!

[Sat 08:41:09 PM] <TCoZ> .masterball BLC
[Sat 08:41:10 PM] <unown> TCoZ caught BLC for the first time!
[Sat 08:41:22 PM] <TCoZ> .battle BLC, TCoZ, girlfriend
[Sat 08:41:24 PM] <unown> TCoZ has started a battle with TCoZ! TCoZ's girlfriend has killed TCoZ's BLC!

[Sat 08:41:39 PM] <TCoZ> .masterball imagination
[Sat 08:41:40 PM] <unown> TCoZ caught imagination for the first time!
[Sat 08:41:48 PM] <TCoZ> .battle imagination, TCoZ, girlfriend
[Sat 08:41:49 PM] <&Raven> TCoZ still has none
[Sat 08:41:49 PM] <unown> TCoZ has started a battle with TCoZ! TCoZ's girlfriend has killed TCoZ's imagination!

[Sat 08:42:15 PM] <~Zerxer> rofll girlfriends kill guy's imaginations
[Sat 08:42:19 PM] <BLC> xD
[Sat 08:42:28 PM] <TCoZ> I asked her if she'd make me happy =<
[Sat 08:42:31 PM] <~Zerxer> NO YOU CAN NOT TIE ME TO THE BED
[Sat 08:42:36 PM] <~Zerxer> TCoZ:

[Sat 08:42:45 PM] <TCoZ> .masterball knife
[Sat 08:42:47 PM] <unown> TCoZ caught knife for the first time!
[Sat 08:42:56 PM] <TCoZ> .battle knife, TCoZ, girlfriend
[Sat 08:42:57 PM] <unown> TCoZ has started a battle with TCoZ! TCoZ's girlfriend has killed TCoZ's knife!
[Sat 08:43:00 PM] <TCoZ> WHAT

[Sat 08:44:09 PM] <TCoZ> .masterball engagement idea
[Sat 08:44:10 PM] <unown> TCoZ caught engagement idea for the first time!
[Sat 08:44:14 PM] <BLC> XD
[Sat 08:44:23 PM] <TCoZ> .battle girlfriend, TCoZ, engagement idea
[Sat 08:44:24 PM] <unown> TCoZ has started a battle with TCoZ! TCoZ's girlfriend has killed TCoZ's engagement idea!
[Sat 08:44:28 PM] <TCoZ>
[Sat 08:44:30 PM] <~Zerxer> .masterball carefully thought out murder plot
[Sat 08:44:30 PM] <unown> Zerxer caught carefully thought out murder plot for the first time!
[Sat 08:44:40 PM] <TCoZ> Kill her!
[Sat 08:44:42 PM] <~Zerxer> .battle carefully thought out murder plot, TCoZ, girlfriend
[Sat 08:44:43 PM] <unown> Zerxer has started a battle with TCoZ! TCoZ's girlfriend has killed Zerxer's carefully thought out murder plot!
[Sat 08:44:45 PM] <TCoZ> xD
[Sat 08:44:47 PM] <BLC> xDDD
[Sat 08:44:48 PM] <~Zerxer> ;
[Sat 08:44:52 PM] <~Zerxer> wow you're on your own
[Sat 08:44:53 PM] <~Zerxer> >>;

We had given up... but BLC had an idea

[Sat 08:44:58 PM] <BLC> .masterball Zerxer
[Sat 08:44:59 PM] <unown> BLC caught Zerxer for the first time!
[Sat 08:45:18 PM] <BLC> .battle Zerxer, TCoZ, girlfriend
[Sat 08:45:19 PM] <unown> BLC has started a battle with TCoZ! BLC's Zerxer has killed TCoZ's girlfriend!
[Sat 08:45:23 PM] <TCoZ> YAY
[Sat 08:45:23 PM] <BLC> xDDDD
[Sat 08:45:24 PM] <TCoZ>
[Sat 08:45:28 PM] <~Zerxer> oh right because I'm repulsive
[Sat 08:45:30 PM] <~Zerxer> real nice

[Commander Wymsy]

JaytheEffer: blasphemyh
Wymsy: Your spelling could be described as that too.

[Guest_Hokkai no Oni_*]

megatrickster: THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!
megatrickster: DID THEY MAKE THESE SUNDAES SMALLER?!
Ramsden: Maybe it melted. Maybe the delivery man ate some.
megatrickster: no
megatrickster: it's in a smaller cup
megatrickster: about 3 layers of this goodness is missing
megatrickster: I am angry
Ramsden: Then they probably have more than one size and you never specified.
megatrickster: I always thought it was the same size
Ramsden: Almost everywhere has two or three different sizes, even in this country.
megatrickster: I go in, ask for a reese's peanut butter cup sundae, and always got it in the same size
Ramsden: They're not going to make them smaller. You live in America. Smaller sundaes would mean the return of the LA riots and civil war.

[Commander Wymsy]

Wymsy: .... *throws badass confetti and flees*
m3wt4ti0n: What's the difference between 'badass confetti' and regular confetti?
Wymsy: It's BADASS
Wymsy: I thought that was quite obvious.
m3wt4ti0n: Well, sorry, I'm sick. :p

[sushikitty]

<Letan> :\ even with advertising the IRC is dead again
<Letan> but its late so I could see why
<sushikitty> maybe we should post in the Irc thread
<sushikitty> we need funny logs though
<Letan> :o There's an IRC thread now?
<sushikitty> yes it's really old
<sushikitty> but it's pinned
<sushikitty> so say something funny

This post has been edited by sushikitty: Jul 13 2008, 11:34 PM

[Letan]

<Letan> So far, Breloom fails but it's against a speedy Salamence
<Letan> BRELOOM PUNCH!
<Letan> This Pokemon is epic win
<Letan> Noooooooooooo
<sushikitty> Ha sounds like fun for you I fail at battle tower
<Letan> This is the farthest I've ever gotten
<Letan> So far I'm losing
<Letan> 3-1
<Letan> IM GOING TO BURN DOWN EVERY HOUSE THAT HOLDS A SALAMENCE INSIDE
<Letan> THEN IM GOING TO MURDER THEIR BAGON CHILDREN

[Blax8192]

sushikitty: LOGS BELONG IN THE FIREPLACE, NOT IN THE CLASSROOM!!!

I just had to take it out of context (damn) because I forgot it (had it sigged at one point, whole conversation)

[Lord Raven]

[09:36:30] <@Furby> WE DON'T WANT YOU TO READ, IDOUN
[09:36:40] <@Furby> BECOME A STRIPPER LIKE YOUR 12 OTHER SISTERS
[09:37:18] <+Idoun>
[09:37:23] <+Idoun> Whats with you and strippers
[09:37:40] <Raven> Furby's only source of boob
[09:37:41] <Raven> that'sw hat
[09:37:51] <@Furby> my mother ;-;
[09:37:55] <~Sword_Saint> ...lol
[09:37:56] <~Sword_Saint> wow
[09:38:00] <+Idoun> SS
[09:38:01] <+Idoun> KEEEL HIMMMM
[09:38:11] <@Furby> SHE IS A GOOD WORKING WOMAN
[09:38:17] * Furby was kicked by Sword_Saint (You deserve it, really.)
[09:38:17] * Joins: Furby (~SoC@sa-172123AE.hsd1.va.comcast.net)
[09:38:17] * ChanServ sets mode: +o Furby
[09:38:25] * Furby was kicked by Sword_Saint (Seriously, your mom?)
[09:38:25] * Joins: Furby (~SoC@sa-172123AE.hsd1.va.comcast.net)
[09:38:25] * ChanServ sets mode: +o Furby

[Lester Burnham]

TEH BOTSPAM HAS RETURNED!

<Fallen_Archangel> .wild Phailywood, Nergal
<unown> Fallen_Archangel ran into a wild Nergal! Fallen_Archangel's Phailywood has defeated the wild Nergal! Fallen_Archangel captured Nergal!
<Fallen_Archangel> X.X
<masrelga> wow
<Fallen_Archangel> Bot abuse.
<Darck> I return...
<masrelga> whats going o here
<Fallen_Archangel> Botspamming, via me
<masrelga> hey darck
<masrelga> ohhhhh
<Letan> Passing the time as we wait for the nuclear apocalypse
<Fallen_Archangel> .wild Phailywood, GTS Plus
<unown> Fallen_Archangel ran into a wild GTS Plus! The wild GTS Plus has killed Fallen_Archangel's Phailywood!
<Fallen_Archangel> GTS+ IS UNSTOPPABLE!

[Lord Raven]

[04:24:54] <Hurr> HEY GUYS WE FINALLY GATHERED THE SEVEN CHAOS EMERALDS WHAT DO WE DO NOW TAILS
[04:25:18] <@Judas> make shitty spinoffs

[TQQ]

[01:54] XninjaxjustinX: ninetales is lvl 100
[01:55] JuggaloJrs: awesome lol i just got fly and my fourth badge and im stuck lol
[01:55] XninjaxjustinX: XD
[01:55] XninjaxjustinX: gamefaq it
[01:56] JuggaloJrs: no ill just wait to see you so you can tell me how to get through it xD
[01:57] XninjaxjustinX: X[
[01:57] XninjaxjustinX: figuring it out is half the fun!
[01:58] JuggaloJrs: no justin its not when you have a person that has beat the game a thousand times and you cant even get the fifth badge xD
[01:58] XninjaxjustinX: it simple, buddeh
[01:59] JuggaloJrs: justin ill try again when i see you but if i dont get it will you help me
[01:59] XninjaxjustinX: go to game faqs, look up D/P
[01:59] XninjaxjustinX: it is nothing but walkthroughs!
[02:00] JuggaloJrs: no no no no no
[02:00] JuggaloJrs: i have justin walkthrough
[02:00] JuggaloJrs: xD
[02:00] XninjaxjustinX: ]X



(im ninja justin, Niinjajrs is juggalo jrs)

[Andre Young]

FidelCastro: so...
[11:45am] FidelCastro: anything going on in here?
[11:46am] sushikitty: not really
[11:46am] FidelCastro: aw shucks.
[11:46am] sushikitty: im busy and everyone else is asleep
[11:46am] FidelCastro: wtf
[11:46am] FidelCastro: why are they asleep
[11:46am] sushikitty: i dont know
[11:46am] FidelCastro: it's 11:46 in the morning
[11:46am] sushikitty: try to ask them
[11:46am] FidelCastro: what are they, al? (Al(or alex) is a "friend" of mine/my friends who sleeps all the time.)
[11:46am] sushikitty: ah same time zone
[11:46am] FidelCastro: wooah
[11:47am] FidelCastro: d-(^-^)-b thumbs up
[11:47am] sushikitty: you're such a stalker jk
[11:47am] FidelCastro: lol
[11:47am] sushikitty: i need to get back to work now
[11:47am] FidelCastro: why
[11:47am] FidelCastro: work doesn't get you anything but tired\
[11:48am] sushikitty: because I need to be responsible brb
[11:48am] FidelCastro: who wants to be responsible
[11:48am] FidelCastro: whenever something breaks, someone always says "who's responsible for this?"

and then she stopped replying.

FidelCastro: hay letan
[12:00pm] Letan: Yeh?
[12:00pm] FidelCastro: you know how bidoof is a beaver
[12:00pm] FidelCastro: well the reason it can be good
[12:01pm] FidelCastro: is because a little beaver goes a long way
[12:01pm] FidelCastro: if you get my drift
[12:01pm] Letan: rofl

This post has been edited by FidelCastro: Aug 6 2008, 12:01 PM

[Shadow Dragon]

<darkraisclone>im talking about my job
<sushikitty> Oh wait are you sd23?
<darkraisclone> no
<sushikitty> nvm then
<darkraisclone> i cant tell you who i am
<sushikitty> I have a theory anyways...
<darkraisclone> only if the world is in danger
<darkraisclone> will i revil my identudy
<Letan> You're Spiderman.
<darkraisclone> no
<Letan> Batman?
<darkraisclone> no
<sushikitty> MaskedVillain?
<darkraisclone> no
<darkraisclone> your maskervillain
<sushikitty> oh so you are sd23
<darkraisclone> no
<sushikitty> SGMT
<darkraisclone> no
<sushikitty> SAE
<darkraisclone> no
<sushikitty> I have reasons for why you are sd23 1. you said piez can fly 2 bad spelling 3 Darkrai in you name
<sushikitty> your*
<darkraisclone> sd23 is my best friend
<Letan> xD
<sushikitty> Letan do you know who it is?
<Letan> Yup.
<sushikitty> hmm are they usually in here?
<Letan> Yep.
<Letan> They're Letan.
<Letan> I'm really SMGT.
<Letan> In my Letan-disguise
<sushikitty> No because you have a '@' by your name
<Letan> ...dammit.
<sushikitty> haha mod's disability
<Letan>
<sushikitty> >>
<sushikitty> so tell me who it is ,please?
*** Administrator1 has joined #gtsplus
<Letan> You gotta guess

oh god they fell for it XD

[sushikitty]

so tell me who it is ,please?
-->| Administrator1 (chatzilla@SystemNet-FDB3D198.dynamic.dsl.as9105.com) has joined #gtsplus
<Letan> You gotta guess
=-= Administrator1 is now known as Bethan
<Letan> Or put the entire world in peril to make him reveal his true identity
<sushikitty> But that was my guess, and how do you know? He/She/It was here before me or you
<Letan> I know because I was here when they became darkraisclone
<sushikitty> Argh I still think it is Sd23
<Letan> I still think its Letan
-->| Kazyx (chatzilla@SystemNet-E6BB14FF.barrettxplore.com) has joined #gtsplus
<Letan> Yay finally you're on.
<sushikitty> ayy my other theory just shattered
<sushikitty> well Hi
<Kazyx> Hello ^.^
<sushikitty> wait are you Letans boss on another site or is that someone else?
<Letan> Yeah its him
<sushikitty> Pput him to work untill he says who darkraisclone is!
|<-- Bethan has left irc.systemnet.info (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.83 [Firefox 3.0.1/2008070208])
<sushikitty> Put*
<Kazyx> xD Sounds like a plan
* Kazyx pulls out the whip
<Letan> O__o
<sushikitty> xD
<Kazyx> Get to work Letan!
<darkraisclone>



<sushikitty> ha it is SD23!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<sushikitty> I WAS RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<darkraisclone> im not sd23! for the last time!
<sushikitty> yes you are http://forums.gtsplus.net/index.php?showto...60&start=60
<darkraisclone> she told me about the maskedvillain
<Letan> http://forums.gtsplus.net/index.php?showto...amp;#entry43715
=-= darkraisclone is now known as shadowdragon23

This post has been edited by sushikitty: Aug 6 2008, 01:44 PM

[Letan]

<Letan> We need a LATER rock gym leader
<Kazyx> Rawr, random trainer
<Letan> Cuz all of the rock gym leaders are nubs
<Kazyx>
<Kazyx> Then who goes first?
<Kazyx> Dark r last
<Letan> Om..........
<Letan> Flying maybe.....
<Kazyx> Already been done
<Kazyx> Falkner
<Letan> Rock's already been done.
<Letan> 3 TIMES
<Kazyx> ...
<Kazyx> Touche

[SMGT]

<Pumpkin_King> However, the bestest game ever is "Tim Burton's The Nightmare Before Christmas: Oogie's Revenge"
<Dimentio> *facepalm*
<Pumpkin_King> What?
<Pumpkin_King> It just happened to be amazing
<Pumpkin_King> I loved it!
<Pumpkin_King> If it were a human, I would've married it. No matter what gender.
<Pumpkin_King> It was that amazing
<Dimentio> *double facepalm*

[Lester Burnham]

<Fallen_Archangel> Toaster Strudel...How about PopTart?
<sushikitty>
<shadowdragon23> X3
<Fallen_Archangel> Waffle?
<TyraniBuoy> what about DragonFly??
<empoleon_dynamite> PopTart. I'm likin these nicknames they realy look funny on a Yanma
<TyraniBuoy> how about FishFingers?
<empoleon_dynamite> Ill take FishFingers. Ill let ShadowDragon come up with a name aswel
<empoleon_dynamite> Or Kazyx
<sushikitty> She'll want one named Piez I bet
<empoleon_dynamite> Ok Piez
<Fallen_Archangel>
<shadowdragon23> piez!
<Fallen_Archangel> That's better than my Abra named Sailormoon.\
<Fallen_Archangel> Or my Gallade named Tuxedo Boy
<shadowdragon23> lol
<Kazyx> I have a Seviper named Chansey. xD
<Fallen_Archangel> XXXXXDDDDD
<TyraniBuoy> name one Cookie for me, ed
<shadowdragon23> its better then what im doing

[Troy Bolton]

Letan> xD I <3 Chansey the Seviper
<Kazyx> Same here <3
<Sweet_Apple_Pi> ...
<Letan> It's a long story...
<Sweet_Apple_Pi> I named my Seviper "Viper."
<Earl> I named my Seviper "Earl." Actually, I named all of my Pokemon Earl.
<Earl> "Earl sent Earl back! Go, Earl!"
<Letan> xD
<Sweet_Apple_Pi> same file as "Speedy" the Sceptile, "Rockie" the Golem, "Flex" the Machamp, "Chompers" the Sharpedo, and "Dody" the Dodrio
<Kazyx> xD
<Letan> Did you give them stickers on their Pokeball that say "EARL" above their heads when sent into battle?
<Kazyx> xDD
<Earl> I should.
<Kazyx> Yes you should
<Earl> Eheehe.
<Sweet_Apple_Pi> i nvr got the stickers.
<sushikitty> Wait did Cam just quit?
<Earl> That's it, my next Furoh Pokeman is named Earl.
<Earl> Oh gawsh, Earl the Spiritomb.
<Kazyx> xD
<Kazyx> Earl the Froslass
<Kazyx>
<Sweet_Apple_Pi> EARL THE JYNX
<Letan> Earl the Jigglypuff
<Kazyx> xDD
<Kazyx> Sorry Letan, SAP just won

<Sweet_Apple_Pi>
<Letan> xD Yus
<Kazyx> Earl the Latias
<Sweet_Apple_Pi> Earl the "DUNSPARCE!!!!"
<Letan> Earl the Lucario!
<Kazyx> Earl the Gastrodon
<Sweet_Apple_Pi> Earl the Lopunny
<Earl> XDDD
<Kazyx> Earl the Nidoqueen

[Andre Young]

AUGH I can't remember the epic battle between the dictatorchomps and various versions of sweet_apple_Pi...

it went something like...

*Fidelchomp uses Communism Claw
*Fidelchomp uses Communism Blast
*Stalinchomp uses Dragon blast(or whatever)
*Fidelchomp uses Democracy break
*Fidelchomp uses Posistion Pass
You are now known as Raulchomp

Maybe if people remind me what they said I'll edit it to perfection.