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Posted by: Wildivlax Dec 28 2013, 07:58 PM

Replace anything with anything! React to the previous one first, though!

I replace your life with a meaningless void!

Posted by: FirePower Dec 28 2013, 10:23 PM

I cannot reply, as I have no life.

I replace your cellphone with a banana!

Posted by: Bonnie Clyde Dec 31 2013, 08:37 PM

...How do I text on this thing?

I replace your couch with cardboard boxes!

Posted by: ChocoKit Jan 11 2014, 10:24 PM

My couch...

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I replace your Pokeballs with bowling balls!

Posted by: WaitingforthePUNchline Mar 2 2014, 01:53 PM

I'm now running away from a pissed off because I forgot these are bowling balls not pokeballs...

I replace your computer with a glow-in-the-dark sticker collection!

Posted by: Shashy Mar 3 2014, 10:22 PM

Crap, now how am I suppose to go on tumblr. Oh well, glow in the dark is cool too. I replace your bed with a cookie.

Posted by: FiddleTwix Mar 4 2014, 11:53 AM

Yay! Wait, nothing got replaced with a glass of milk! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

I replace your shoes with snowmen.

Posted by: WaitingforthePUNchline Mar 4 2014, 06:23 PM

Don't you dare ask me if I want to build a snowman, because I'll kick you and give you the cold shoulder! (Pun, anyone?)

I replace your house with a RV.

Posted by: FiddleTwix Mar 4 2014, 10:36 PM

ROAD TRIP!!

I replace your MP3 player with a cat.

Posted by: Bonnie Clyde Mar 4 2014, 11:23 PM

This is the worse music I've ever heard.

I replace your fingers with spikes.

Posted by: WaitingforthePUNchline Mar 8 2014, 06:49 PM

Well my gloves ripped, so I need some fingerless ones.

I replace your Pokemon team with a bunch of Twinkies and Pidgeys.

Posted by: Bonnie Clyde Mar 8 2014, 09:25 PM

I'm gonna fatten up my Pidgey.

I replace your eyes with light bulbs.

Posted by: Shashy Mar 8 2014, 09:28 PM

How many light bulbs does it take to replace a pair of eyes?
I replace your kittens with apple juice.

Posted by: Bonnie Clyde Mar 8 2014, 09:50 PM

Kitties where'd you go?

I replace your lipstick with glue.

Posted by: WaitingforthePUNchline Mar 9 2014, 04:51 PM

I don't use lipstick. Looks like I'm in a sticky situation.

I replace your siblings with snowmen

Posted by: SolarMoon59 Mar 9 2014, 05:39 PM

Goodie, no more arguments for me!

I replace your Pokemon with Digimon.

Posted by: WaitingforthePUNchline Mar 15 2014, 06:35 PM

Ok, this can work. I think?

I replace your sunsets with giant rave parties.

Posted by: Shashy Mar 15 2014, 10:16 PM

Aww yiss. (I would show what's in my signature but I won't for people who have epilepsy such as myself)
I replace your refrigerator with a life size pokemon plushie.

Posted by: WaitingforthePUNchline Mar 16 2014, 02:23 PM

Where did my milk go, Garchomp plushie?

I replace your Mew with Ditto.

Posted by: Shashy Mar 16 2014, 06:46 PM

Aw yiss, now I can have ANY pokemon.
I replace your eyes with marbles.

Posted by: Bonnie Clyde Mar 16 2014, 06:59 PM

...Where'd everything go?

I replace your hands with spiders.

Posted by: Chespin Mar 16 2014, 08:00 PM

*faints*

I replace your 3DS with a Game Boy.

Posted by: FantomDannie Mar 16 2014, 08:19 PM

I wish I had a 3DS right now. :c
~~i love GameBoys mine was broken~~

I replace your current viewing platform with a Pavilion g6 laptop.

Posted by: WaitingforthePUNchline Mar 25 2014, 10:42 AM

I can't see! And why are my eyes rolling along in my head?

I replace your chocolate milk with moldy cheese.

Posted by: Shashy Mar 28 2014, 07:33 PM

;A; I was going to drink that! ~~cheese touch~~
I replace your fruit with pinecones!

Posted by: FiddleTwix Mar 30 2014, 10:42 PM

Mmm, crunchy AND painful!

I replace your TV with a T-rex.

Posted by: WaitingforthePUNchline Apr 4 2014, 06:05 PM

Good thing I don't use my TV that often and good thing I had this T-rex trap coincidentally placed over my TV.

I replace your Pokemon eggs with MooMoo Milk.

Posted by: FiddleTwix Apr 5 2014, 01:52 PM

NOOOOO!! Now my Pokemon have their daily recommended dose of calcium!

I replace your phone with a coconut.

Posted by: WaitingforthePUNchline Apr 5 2014, 11:34 PM

Geez! The nutjob whogave me this didn't give me unlimited talk, text, or data! At least it's still portable!

I replace your laptop with a pizza box!

Posted by: FiddleTwix Apr 9 2014, 12:14 PM

Aw man, the processing speed on pizza boxes sucks.

I replace your lamp with an escaped mental patient.

Posted by: WaitingforthePUNchline Apr 9 2014, 09:18 PM

Well we did have a very enlightening conversation

... Until he dismembered me for my pun.

I replace your hand with a chomping machine.

Posted by: Zer0hundred May 8 2014, 08:36 PM

Well, there goes that expensive computer mouse 0.0

I replace your eyes with CD's
guess you're gonna have trouble... Cee'ing Dee's... that was bad XD

Posted by: Lord Zortn May 8 2014, 10:19 PM

*dies* (the blades of the discs sliced my brain)

I replace all your pokemon games with quarters

Posted by: Zer0hundred May 8 2014, 10:58 PM

*dies on the inside*

I replace all your with s

Posted by: Lord Zortn May 8 2014, 11:05 PM

I ain't even all that mad. Magikarp OP.

I replace your family members with literal dummies.

Posted by: Zer0hundred May 8 2014, 11:07 PM

Gasp!

I replace all the beds nearby you with tiny dog biscuits!

Posted by: Lord Zortn May 9 2014, 03:59 PM

Another reminder of my past puppy :'(

I replace all the water in your body with red wine.

Posted by: Chespin May 9 2014, 05:46 PM

Now my BAC is 1000 times the legal limit! (Since your body is made of 70% water)

I replace your blood with red wine

Posted by: Bonnie Clyde May 9 2014, 05:50 PM

*dies from alcohol poisoning*

I replace your arms with noodles.

Posted by: Chespin May 9 2014, 06:10 PM

I had to type this with my nose..

I replace your 3DS with a original Game Boy.

Posted by: Zer0hundred May 9 2014, 11:52 PM

runs out to the store to buy some gameboy games*

I replace all your money with pencils!

Posted by: Shashy May 10 2014, 05:35 PM

Nooooo. I was going to buy the new SSBB and Alpha Sapphire. ;A;

I replace all of your lights with limes

Posted by: Chespin May 10 2014, 09:02 PM

Why is it dark...and is this lime juice?

I replace the sun with a red giant star.

Posted by: Zer0hundred May 11 2014, 06:19 PM

NUUUU!!
*everybody in the warmer part of earth melts from the extra heat*

I replace all the soda you ever come across with Pickle juice!

Posted by: Kathrine May 17 2014, 02:48 AM

FUUUUUUUUU

*Throws all the pickle juice at you*

I replace your house with a millipede!

Posted by: SensFAN24 May 17 2014, 09:32 PM

Ewwwww, they gross me out now I have nowhere to live

I replace your running shoes with dancing shoes

Posted by: FiddleTwix May 20 2014, 01:38 PM

Awesome, now I can have fun while burning calories! Now I just need a disco ball.

I replace your bedroom door with a dragon.

Posted by: The Unholy Diver Jun 30 2014, 05:37 PM

As long as s/he is big enough and is a winged dragon, we just saved about 100 bux on our next vacation...

I replace all of your shinies with non-shinies.

Posted by: Shashy Jul 1 2014, 08:39 PM

NOOOOOO D;

I replace all your food with realistic-looking plastic fruit

Posted by: The Unholy Diver Jul 1 2014, 09:51 PM

... so that's why these apples taste like plastic...

I replace your fridge with a vending machine.

Posted by: SensFAN24 Jul 1 2014, 09:54 PM

Oh great now I need some coins. PFft!

I replace your IPod with a 90's walkman.

Posted by: The Majestic Mr L Jul 1 2014, 09:58 PM

But I don't have an iPod...?

I replace your computer with a potato.

Posted by: Shashy Jul 2 2014, 03:18 PM

PO TAY TOES
Eat em, Smash em, Put em in a stew!
~~im sorry~~

I replace your keyboard with a banana

Posted by: Numpty Nov 1 2015, 12:40 PM

But bananas make me sick!

I've replaced the last 10 Pokemon you encountered with a big pickle.

Posted by: atheistcanuck Nov 3 2015, 03:32 PM

Mmmmmmm....delicious pickle.

I replaced your shoes with dead squirrels.

Posted by: Numpty Nov 3 2015, 05:12 PM

I ain't wearin' any!!

I've replaced your mother with Fruit By the Foot.

Posted by: Lilly368 Jul 3 2016, 06:13 PM

Would it be cannibalism if I ate it?

I've replaced your hair with pipe cleaners

Posted by: PokeNOM NOM NOM Jul 10 2016, 07:00 AM

Whooo! At least my hair goes the way I want it to, now! I can just bend it!
+ funky colors

I've replaced your screen by a window!

Posted by: nitrodog96 Jul 10 2016, 02:43 PM

Well, guess I can't post here, then.

I replace your fingers with breadsticks!

Posted by: Bonnie Clyde Jul 10 2016, 05:58 PM

*debates on whether to eat my fingers or not*
Maybe I can just do a couple?

I replace your phone with an Annoying Dog!

Posted by: Dat Geechy Pie May 7 2017, 01:15 AM

tch, there's no fun in walking a dog when you can't play Pokemon Go... PS I am a cat person.

I replace all your Pokemon with potatoes!

Posted by: MellowDeeRabbit Dec 8 2017, 04:19 AM

*Finishes eating my homemade fries before I begin to cry* Wait, what?!

I replace your shoes with bread with peanut butter on it.

Posted by: Eiric Nov 7 2019, 02:50 PM

look at these shoes they fit me so good I think I eat them, mmmm huh oh no i did it

I replace your car with a truck made entirely of rubber.

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