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Jan 19 2010, 11:04 PM
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One of the Merry Band of Plagarists Group: +Donors Posts: 99 Joined: 12-May 09 From: USA Member No.: 22 228 Active Squad |
Irk Splee's Smeargle, Jennifer: QUOTE Jennifer's style of art is rather... strange. She'll start out drawing something cute. A sweet little kitten or a bunny or a bunch of little hearts. (Or beans.) Things that will make you positively gush at the cute. It's all so tooth rottingly adorable. And then she goes and slaps on things like bloody knives and disemboweled organs. If she trying to send everyone a message? Perhaps it'd be best if she was kept away from all sharp objects... That description applies to me so much that I'm not sure whether I should be amused or frightened. I'm even named "Jennifer". Know what's REALLY strange about that? The description is actually a reference to a longtime friend of mine named Jennifer. XD Now THAT is the slightest bit creepy. I'd include another description to steer this away from being the Irk Splee Hour, but I haven't really seen anything recently. Nothing I can think of off the top of my head. -------------------- |
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Jan 20 2010, 05:30 PM
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Poliwag Awesome Dude Group: +Donors Posts: 138 Joined: 29-April 09 From: Ruling the world with Poliwag~ Member No.: 17 353 Poliwag! |
DO NOT EAT
I found this Parasect while clicking. Hilarious description: QUOTE Well, what's the worst that can possibly happen?
... "WHAT IS LOVE? OH BABY DON'T HURT ME DON'T HURT ME NO MORE OH BABY DON'T HURT ME DON'T HURT ME NO MORE WHAT IS LOVE? YEAH OH, I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE NOT THERE I GIVE YOU MY LOVE, BUT YOU DON'T CARE SO WHAT IS RIGHT AND WHAT IS WRONG? GIMME A SIGN." Oi... my head... -------------------- Looking for a small, close, friendly community where you can hang out, talk about Pokémon and anything, and have fun? Check out Poliwager Forums! |
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Jan 20 2010, 05:42 PM
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A-set, you bet! Group: +Donors Posts: 584 Joined: 14-August 09 From: Washington state Member No.: 56 857 |
Hey, that's my Parasect!
It's a reference to Don't Eat The Mushroom. But, um, yeah. Like Irk Splee, I can't think of anything to actually contribute to this thread. I just find it awesome that someone liked one of my descriptions that much. -------------------- |
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Jan 20 2010, 07:13 PM
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OMG HANK MOODY I L U! Group: +Donors Posts: 103 Joined: 27-June 09 From: Californication Member No.: 39 264 Fantard Party |
That is all kinds of awesome. I'm glad you named your Parasect that.
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Feb 11 2010, 10:49 PM
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Resident Icee Group: Members Posts: 248 Joined: 22-June 09 From: Somewhere... O.o Member No.: 37 440 Active Squad |
Hi...
o/ I dunno if i can complete with Irk Splee (cuz Irk's just totally awesome like that) but... My legendary/novelty pokemon? Click on my Palkia in my sig. The rest are in a PC box... Celebi?: QUOTE Ever have a portable Time Machine? Why not? Is it because it's too expensive? Or because it takes 30,720 maturity to hatch from an egg?
You people who don't want a Time Machine are just crazy. Go out and get a Time Machine of your own. They're squishy and cute. All you have to do is hug it to activate. Of course, not all Time Machines will appreciate this... Heck, all mine does is blush and float. Rawr. -------------------- Chasing Happiness / I can never match his stride / Even if I run FelisFire- Join?// Chicken Smoothie//Magistream Localize AAIME petition |
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Feb 12 2010, 01:41 AM
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Pokémon Trainer Group: +Donors Posts: 20 Joined: 24-November 09 Member No.: 73 900 Favorites~ |
http://new.gpxplus.net/user/Giraffe+A+Laugh
Might I recommend you all go and read all of Giraffe a Laugh's descriptions? Well, not all of them. The ones in the "the gang" box. They're pretty good. ;D (not the smoochums. they dont have descriptions. :[) -------------------- |
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Feb 12 2010, 01:23 PM
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Pokémon Trainer Group: Members Posts: 16 Joined: 2-February 10 Member No.: 82 719 Active Squad |
only 3 of mine are custom
crogunk(old):firsties brice(riolu):don't feed him cheri berrys you won't like him when he's spicy Bakon(caterpie):hmm cat or pie why not both -------------------- I LIKE EGGS
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Feb 16 2010, 12:23 AM
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I am Nohrbat Group: +Donors Posts: 147 Joined: 11-May 09 From: Canadaaaa Member No.: 22 018 Transformer-mons |
Shameless self advertisement.
Frank the Squirtle; Frank is an amazing Squirtle/personal trainer. He teaches everyone his Water Gun attack, and the results are amazing. Everyone in Frank's family is very fit and healthy. Although the innocent victims-- students wonder why he has to stick his finger down his throat. Valentine the Zergoose; Dani tripped over Valentine's Egg in the Shelter, and the old people started to chuckle. Valentine raced forwards and pwned them with her eggy-godliness. From then on, Valentine and Dani were inseparable. She tried breeding with Flick the Kecleon, but he was so terrified of her he hid in a trash can. Valentine is vicious, cold, and likes pwning things. She likes puppies. -------------------- |
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Mar 13 2010, 05:57 PM
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The Lazy-Ass Artist under the Stars Group: Members Posts: 218 Joined: 7-April 09 Member No.: 8 997 Shooting Star Team |
Shameless self advertisement once again!
Cotton Common Name: Hoppip, Skiploom, Jumpluff Species Name: Fata Taraxacum The Jumpluff family are a species of pokemon with ancestry from the Fata Lunaris or Clefable family, but have evolved to adapt to migration patterns. As far as the wings go, the leading theory among pokemon researchers is that the wings of the Clefable, vestigial wings with no bone structure, have become plant-like when the ancestor of the Jumpluff family became exposed to solar radiation. That said, the wing-like structures seem to have moved to the head, and they adapt to a new form with age. Moai Common Name: Nosepass/Probopass Species: Rocca Compassus The Nosepass, as most "Rock-type" pokemon are pokemon that have adapted a rock-like exterior to adapt to their environment. Nosepass themselves live almost exclusively in caves, using their magnetically sensitive noses as a mean to mess up a Zubat's sonar, resulting in a meal. Nosepass are generally blind, relying on the power of their noses as their main senses. When a Nosepass's magnetic abilities reach their highest point, a Nosepass will grow into a Probopass. Probopass does not need to walk due to being able to manipulate gravity. |
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Mar 13 2010, 09:14 PM
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Teh RNG>>>Pokesav Group: Members Posts: 75 Joined: 25-December 09 From: New York Member No.: 77 689 My Signature Team |
Mines aren't that great... though you can take a look. Just click on Darkrai and Froslass. (Shadow Lugia coming soon).
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Mar 14 2010, 05:32 AM
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"Things are serious. A man in a dress is dead." Group: Members Posts: 159 Joined: 21-December 09 From: Godric's Hollow Member No.: 77 244 Wakedawn |
I just finished slapping a description on my shiny Typhlosion, Rakachel. I don't think it's very good, though. I was pushing the character limit.
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Mar 15 2010, 06:50 AM
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A-set, you bet! Group: +Donors Posts: 584 Joined: 14-August 09 From: Washington state Member No.: 56 857 |
Irk Splee has done it again with her Drifloon, Luft. Though it could just be because I like the song 99 Luftballoons.
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Sep 7 2010, 10:59 PM
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Your Resident Grouch Group: Members Posts: 73 Joined: 20-April 09 From: Canada Member No.: 13 842 Active Squad |
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Sep 7 2010, 11:14 PM
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Legendary Dragon Empress Group: +Donors Posts: 419 Joined: 9-May 09 From: Fairborn, Ohio Member No.: 21 238 Best team ever |
Three words: Name and description. He's purely for trolling the seeker at this point. :B This post has been edited by Galahawk: Sep 7 2010, 11:15 PM -------------------- |
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Sep 8 2010, 12:00 AM
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That one laughing Giraffe Group: +Donors Posts: 556 Joined: 4-October 09 From: London, ON Member No.: 66 646 Active Squad |
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Sep 9 2010, 04:20 PM
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A-set, you bet! Group: +Donors Posts: 584 Joined: 14-August 09 From: Washington state Member No.: 56 857 |
Irk Splee has done it again with her Drifloon, Luft. Though it could just be because I like the song 99 Luftballoons. OMG YOUR SCREENNAME WILL YOU MARRY ME WHY YES OF COURSE. Ahem. On topic, Doctor Octopus has some great descriptions. Not all are funny, but they're all well written. -------------------- |
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Sep 10 2010, 05:34 PM
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Just your friendly neighborhood supervillain. Group: +Donors Posts: 1 748 Joined: 14-April 09 From: Look up. Member No.: 11 632 The Sinister Six |
Oh hey, name plug. Thanks EB
But anywho... *cough shameless self advertising cough* I can't help but want to share my shiny Tyrogue's description. Isaiah the Shiny Tyrogue "Hello ladies. Look at your 'mon, now back to me, now back at your 'mon, now back to ME. Sadly, your 'mon isn't me, but if he stopped using ladies scented bodywash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like me. Look down- back up- You're on a boat with the 'mon your 'mon could smell like! What's that in your hand? I've got it! It's a Shellder with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again: the tickets are now DIAMONDS! Anything is possible when your 'mon smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I'm on a Ponyta." (And if you're wondering why his name is Isaiah, it's because the actor that does those hilarious Old Spice commercials name is Isaiah. ) -------------------- |
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Nov 9 2010, 07:14 PM
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OMG HANK MOODY I L U! Group: +Donors Posts: 103 Joined: 27-June 09 From: Californication Member No.: 39 264 Fantard Party |
Irk has done it again! Aziz, the Spiky-Eared Pichu:
QUOTE Stay in school! Look both ways before crossing the street! Brush your teeth! Don't swear!
Aziz is basically a Saturday morning educational cartoon incarnated as a little yellow rat. Wherever there is someone doing something they couldn't get away with on Nick Jr., Aziz is there to provide a squeaky little lecture. And then, to ice off the annoyance cake, he'll probably sing a song about it. A perfectly rehearsed and choreographed song, despite the fact that he just wrote it. Mentally. In five seconds. Where the hell are the instruments coming from? Wait, no, I didn't mean hell, Aziz, NO! -------------------- |
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