[X] My Assistant

[MCRrock3r]

Just post/discuss funny video game moments. I have like a thousand.

1. I was playing Splinter Cell:Double Agent co-op with my dad. We we're in the tutorial mission and we're coming up to this gorge and the instructor/Lambert came on. Telling us about it. So while he's talking my dad keeps going, falls in, dies, and the mission was over. It was hilarious considering how bad I am about falling into things in that game.

2. I was playing Resident Evil 4 on like my 4th play through and I got bored and decided to see how many grenades it took to kill yourself. After like my eighth grenade my health was almost gone. So I commanded ashley to come over to me and kills us both. But it's funny because the score was,
Leon+9 Grenades=Dead
Ashley+1 Grenade=Dead
and we both had full HP.

3. Another time when I was playing RE4 I got mad at mercenaries first stage(which is in Europe's unnamed Spanish location) and yelled "I HATE SPANISH MEXICAN ZOMBIE THINGS"

[Slaves Shall Ser...]

Prof. Oak forgets his grandsons' name. lawl

[MCRrock3r]

Prof. Oak forgets his grandsons' name. lawl

Or how the Prof. asks if your a male or female. I wonder how he can't tell

[Emerald Wyvern]

Prof. Oak forgets his grandsons' name. lawl

Or how the Prof. asks if your a male or female. I wonder how he can't tell

You forget? It's a Japanese game, nobody can ever tell a person's gender. I take Lucius from FE7 as my prime example.

[Guest_Dark Knight_*]

Prof. Oak forgets his grandsons' name. lawl

Or how the Prof. asks if your a male or female. I wonder how he can't tell

You mean like how nobody here could tell if Twelve was male or female?

[Adokai]

Getting stuck in Sol Sanctum, in GS1. It took me four hours to figure out that I needed to push one statue across to open the door.

Got stuck in Aqua Rock, GS2. All I had to do was to go into the doorway and get Parch. D=

Yeah. Hilariously suckful.

[Rubber Ducky]

Losing an Endurance race on Gran turismo 4 by half a second. (the race took over 2 hours :| )

[hIrAm]

Getting stuck in Sol Sanctum, in GS1. It took me four hours to figure out that I needed to push one statue across to open the door.

Got stuck in Aqua Rock, GS2. All I had to do was to go into the doorway and get Parch. D=

Yeah. Hilariously suckful.

i loooovee golden sunn. and when i first got into sol sanctum ... i was stuck too. don't feel badd haha.
i plan to restarrt thosee at some point ...

uhmm ... turning off my game after healing my pokémon at the pokémon center, thinking that i had savedd.

=[

[Slaves Shall Ser...]

Prof. Oak forgets his grandsons' name. lawl

Or how the Prof. asks if your a male or female. I wonder how he can't tell

But the thing is, he introduced the rival to you, saying that you and the rival were childhood friends and always played with each other, but still asks what his name is. And before that, he asks for your name. Alzheimers much?

[PhiyreBawl]

Watching my brother jump off a cliff until he gets to use Chaos Spear to kill me in Sonic Adventure 2 Battle. Took him about 10 tries, and I had gotten some rings already.

[Migzz]

My GBColor battery died right after I exited Victory Road in Sliver. I was saving when it happened, and I had to restart right in front of the 8th gym.

[KillerKitt]

In Zelda: The Phantom Hourglass I couldnt figure out how to "press" the stamp onto my map... I got mad closed my DS thought about it for like a second and reopened it only to find that it had transfered to my map... It took me an hour to figure that out O.o;

[Poopsy]

Most of my moments happen on Splinter Cell: Double Agent. I remember playing on the Cozumel mission, there was a group of police around one specific spot. I decided to gas all of them so I threw a gas grenade, for some reason, the grenade took forever to go off. The soldiers quickly noticed and began shooting at my direction, it was basically point blank range since the only thing protecting me was the shadows. While running I noticed the shooting ceased, did they run for cover? No! The grenade finally went off. Talk about luck, I thought I had to start the mission over. Again. Also keep in mind, I was playing the mission on expert. The CPU's can notice everything on expert.

[Avegaille]

Lmao, in Apollo Justice when the Judge asks you for evidence to why the car won't start and you present Trucy's Panties, the judge's reaction is priceless... XD That's funny to me... xP

And also, when Grossberg asks Wright about him and Redd White and you select "You two are lovers" he goes on a huge denial mode (of course they aren't really lovers) but Wright still insists on his theory until Grossberg explains the truth... XD

[iRyu]

Hmm

Super Smash Bros Brawl: My Friend And His Little Brother Were Playing With Me And My Little Bro Over Wi-Fi. No Teams. Me And My Bro Had Died And It Was 78% Him And 9somethin% For His Bro. He Picked Up A Capsule Threw It Down And It Was Bomb. He Died And His Little Bro Won.

Pokemon Gold:Today Actually, I Decided To Play It, I Had 28 Pokemon And Had Seen 116, I Just Beat The Seventh Gym Leader And I Had A Quilava Still...

Pokemon Diamond: I Had Just Caught A Lot Of Pokemon And Then My Game Cut Off. Like 20+ It Was Horrible At The Moment

[Chaichu]

Zelda: Ocarina of Time. Did you know that in the Water Temple, it is possible to legitimately lock yourself behind a door with no way to get out whatsoever? And that if you save in such a situation, you will have to restart the game entirely if you want to progress? I found that out the hard way once.

Super Smash Bros Melee. My cousin and I once played about twenty rounds with Mewtwo. Just Mewtwo. At first, it was only the two of us: I was green, he was purple. Then, we got the bright idea of adding two game-controlled Mewtwos into the mix. It was the most confusing fun I think we've ever had with that game.

Zelda: Phantom Hourglass. I was running around the Temple of the Ocean King, when I ran out of time in my hourglass. I kept playing until I ran out of hearts. Naturally, poor Link kicked the bucket...but I had one of those special potions that brings you back from the dead. So, I actually managed to reach the point in the Temple I'd been trying to reach originally without any sand in my hourglass. I consider it to be my luckiest save EVER.

[Fluruzz]

"spanish mexican zombies things"? they are from spain I: they are not mexican then...

LOL. In Majora's mask, the bipolar faces of the happy mask shop's man! xD

Super smash bros. melee: I was playing with my brother, just him and me. All of the items were on (except for the healing ones) and when my brother hit a box or those things.. It exploded! everything that he touched exploded! and everything that i threw to him exploded too!
that was hilarious like hell XD bcuz the spell of the bomb on him happened in all the battles in that day!

[Colonel Zuka]

Super Smash Bros. Brawl: I was playing with a few friends. We turned on the Lightning Brawl and Giant Brawl options and turned stock to 5. We then chose the smallest stage available. The whole thing was over in 3 seconds XD

Megaman X8: Lumine is a guy?! WTF

Megaman X Command Mission: Final boss fight took me all of 2 minutes. He was 'effing weak, but his reactions are quite funny.

Megaman 7: MEGA'S VOICE IS PRICELESS.

[MetroidHunter26]

I was playing Ocarina of Time and my friend was over and I was at the dragon boss Volvagia or whatever and I had most of my spells. and it occured to me to ask my friend the most subtle question.."Does Din's Fire work on Volvagia?" We just bust out laughing cause heres the thing.
1.Hes a Dragon.
2.I was in a Volcano
3.He was breathing Fire at me.
4.He goes inside magma.

>_> I tried it too which made it even more epic lol. I dont think anything happend XD

[Sora12345]

SUper Smash Brothers Brawl: I was in Wi-Fi and threw a capsle at Pit he was lached off the stage ( not out of bounds) flew back a smash ball appered I got it and used my "Geat Athea" on him he surpriseingly was still alive. I then did like a 15 cambo on him STILL ALIVE! i colected all the dragoon parts hit him with it STILL ALIVE!!!! the jigglypuff floats down from his pearch wicth he had been watching us battle the whole time & side smash him out of bounds