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Hilarious/Clever Pokemon Descriptions, Read any lately? |
 Jun 13 2009, 08:57 PM
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I, personally, love it when people take the time to think up really creative/hilarious/clever descriptions for their Pokemon, it makes clicking extra fun! XD
for example: Irk Splee's description of their Houndoom Barkmeat - "Fear is his brother, destruction his sister and pestilence his third cousin twice removed. Yes, it's a very big family. He eats fear. He spreads fear on a bagel. With a little jam. And nuts. Also. Keep away from cats. Seriously." AH, IT MAKES ME LOL.  So, read any particularly awesome descriptions lately?? |
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Jul 4 2009, 11:12 AM
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May, my female Zergoose's description:
This beautiful maiden is the first-born child of the mighty king Zerx. She is well known for her big gorgeous red eyes and her magnificent manicure , made by the best french manicure-makers.She had awesome childhood , living in Nakad's palace , where all sorts of sexy boys were making all of her wishes came true! She was always shy , because of her hairy breasts , but now she's powerful amazon warrior , using her manicure as deadly weapon.Currently she's ruling over Nakad's summer house-the "Special" box. Her BFF is Harley the Cacturn.There are rumors that they are lovers , but who knows! Mr. Zerx, my male Zergoose's descriptions: Original: "Memories of battling its arch-rivals, the noobs, are etched into every cell of Zergoose's body. This Pokémon walks the path of vengeance, and will do anything to see them fall at its claws." Mine: It is said that Mr. Zerx loves the taste of human brain , but it's always hungry , because it's victims don't even know the meaning of the word 'brain' ... Redrake, my Shiny Gyarados' description: This powerful fish was living in peace for centuries.One day I heard the story of this golden fish and went to the Lake of Rage to catch it. After 3 long weeks of fishing, I finally found it and the epic battle began! Magicarp was unbeatable, but in a battle with my Infernape, Magicarp evolved into Gyarados and I caught it with a Master Ball. After that day me and my new Redrake were training a lot and when Team Galactic tried to capture Arceus, Redrake was the one who stopped them and then he defeated the rampaging Arceus. From thet day on, Redrake was known as the "Arceus killer". this one kinda suck. This post has been edited by nakad: Jul 4 2009, 11:16 AM --------------------    Have you ever had this dream of falling into an endless abyss? It's funny how short our lives are, how insignificant... Have you ever had this feeling of detachment, absence, transcendence ... In the end all of those big words are nothing but loneliness. Have you ever stopped for a second to think how vast the world is, how many secrets it holds, how many will remain hidden for an eternity... And then the light flashes and suddenly the whole world crumbles around you... and you're saved. |
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mkhare Hilarious/Clever Pokemon Descriptions Jun 13 2009, 08:57 PM
Latani My name is hilarious.
Mess with me and I'll mo... Jun 13 2009, 09:08 PM
Aiban QUOTE(Latani @ Jun 13 2009, 10:08 PM) My ... Jun 13 2009, 09:13 PM Irk Splee QUOTE(mkhare @ Jun 13 2009, 09:57 PM) I, ... Jun 14 2009, 01:10 AM MasterCharizard For a Slugma-
-I love long walks...taken by water ... Jun 14 2009, 01:34 AM NTrinnu2 LOL. those are really funny. I havent come across ... Jun 14 2009, 02:08 AM Poketoad Lol.
I found one but i can't remeber where,
... Jun 14 2009, 02:29 AM fuzzyslippers I was clicking Rapidash King back today, and notic... Jun 30 2009, 01:56 PM Transcendence Well, I haven't come across any on my own, but... Jun 30 2009, 02:00 PM Cherry Chain Hehe. My descriptions are all just explaining whic... Jun 30 2009, 03:11 PM Shadow Pidgey I rarely come across any funny ones..
I did come... Jun 30 2009, 03:41 PM Teba I'm hatching to many Pokemon at the moment to ... Jun 30 2009, 04:19 PM Meestervonk Species: Shuckle
Name: Shuck Norris
Description: G... Jun 30 2009, 06:32 PM Laraelivar You see that mudkip down there?
Yeah, him.
"H... Jun 30 2009, 08:05 PM MarinaMarth Irk Splee's descriptions are always fun to rea... Jun 30 2009, 08:29 PM Troter Irk Splee's are all hilarious. I loved Corina... Jun 30 2009, 10:40 PM NTrinnu2 I dont think mine are as close to funny as these a... Jul 1 2009, 12:51 AM BrainpanSonata I was in a rather whimsical mood when my Spoink eg... Jul 1 2009, 11:10 AM Spearow mine are hilarious
jaykay jaykay
but i do like t... Jul 1 2009, 11:13 AM Jasugoon lol my descriptions are somewhat lame, since they... Jul 1 2009, 11:16 AM BrainpanSonata I hate to post again so soon, but at this point I ... Jul 1 2009, 11:21 AM Cinnri Not so much a description than a name, but. *self ... Jul 1 2009, 12:28 PM thunderaga i might do this:
I can't feel my legs...
tha... Jul 1 2009, 12:36 PM Scarker Meh... Mine aren't very funny. (a few may amus... Jul 1 2009, 02:25 PM Irk Splee Hah, I just found Musical's profile - her Poke... Jul 1 2009, 03:08 PM Toda I can't remember who but someone has a Speed F... Jul 1 2009, 03:51 PM Nikita I've come across one or two funny descriptions... Jul 1 2009, 05:10 PM Bongo Len i dont use descriptions
http://gpxplus.net/user/B... Jul 1 2009, 07:44 PM candeldandel Tera's Altaria Altair is pretty awesome. If yo... Jul 1 2009, 08:15 PM Tera QUOTE(candeldandel @ Jul 1 2009, 08:15 PM... Jul 17 2009, 07:10 PM mkhare And now for.... some self-promotion!
Here... Jul 1 2009, 10:11 PM NTrinnu2 These are mine...
01. Zik (Pikachu)
Description: ... Jul 2 2009, 05:47 AM Lotte The description I gave to my MissingNo. is pretty ... Jul 2 2009, 07:47 AM exdream LOL just saw an entei description that went ... Jul 2 2009, 12:20 PM KendoSword I personally think Irk Splee's are pretty funn... Jul 2 2009, 12:29 PM zigzagoon guy what do you think of my supa weedy description
at... Jul 2 2009, 12:32 PM Gabbie I saw a Mudkip with the lyrics of 'Never Gonna... Jul 2 2009, 12:50 PM ashebaby12 Those are funny! I just click, I don't re... Jul 2 2009, 12:55 PM Stuurknuppel Well, this is one of mine, don't know if it... Jul 2 2009, 03:52 PM Irk Splee I found another amusing one - Wark's Lairon, B... Jul 2 2009, 04:50 PM KCIIII heh no funny ones yet so I have been looking for t... Jul 2 2009, 05:11 PM NTrinnu2 Those are funny! xD Jul 2 2009, 08:52 PM Troter Irk Splee, Irk Splee, Irk Splee, Irk Splee...
..... Jul 2 2009, 09:21 PM Latani Trojan the Porygon2:
I hek ur computers.
Cheese t... Jul 2 2009, 11:04 PM NTrinnu2 QUOTE(Latani @ Jul 2 2009, 11:04 PM) Troj... Jul 2 2009, 11:25 PM BrainpanSonata QUOTE(Latani @ Jul 2 2009, 11:04 PM) Blam... Jul 3 2009, 01:47 AM Candy Water Self-advertising:
Chelinka the Togetic
She was th... Jul 3 2009, 02:37 AM Hellin I just LOVE the descriptions by my friend Oriona ^... Jul 3 2009, 06:03 AM Zeoia I can't remember the user's name for the l... Jul 3 2009, 07:43 AM Whatura I like to think my Riolu's description is pret... Jul 3 2009, 10:53 AM NTrinnu2 QUOTE(Whatura @ Jul 3 2009, 10:53 AM) I l... Jul 5 2009, 05:08 AM SoraAK QUOTE(NTrinnu2 @ Jul 5 2009, 02:08 AM) QU... Jul 5 2009, 06:51 PM BrainpanSonata My Natu egg just hatched a few minutes ago. I name... Jul 3 2009, 11:56 AM famatruni I forget who, but I laughed really hard when I rea... Jul 4 2009, 06:48 AM Rossy My Lickilicky is the only description I have.
Sta... Jul 4 2009, 07:18 AM RheaDark http://gpxplus.net/info/Zmt4ZwN1
Groudon:
What J... Jul 4 2009, 08:47 AM Laluzi QUOTE(RheaDark @ Jul 4 2009, 09:47 AM) ht... Jul 5 2009, 06:58 PM mkhare QUOTE(RheaDark @ Jul 4 2009, 11:47 PM) ht... Jul 6 2009, 07:53 PM Buizek I try my best.
My Zigzagoon ZigginZaggin:
Zigginz... Jul 4 2009, 11:46 AM ShinyPidgeot I actually don't want to evolve my Seedot, Luc... Jul 4 2009, 05:12 PM Issun QUOTE(Zeoia @ Jul 3 2009, 01:43 PM) I tho... Jul 5 2009, 09:41 AM AlanaMae Mine for my Tauros says this:
Often found in flow... Jul 5 2009, 09:45 AM Keiiri Mitari QUOTE(AlanaMae @ Jul 5 2009, 09:45 AM) Mi... Jul 5 2009, 07:25 PM bidoofish *shameless advertisement of the self veriety*
Sir... Jul 6 2009, 02:49 PM Chraelix Usually I fail at writing descriptions, but after ... Jul 6 2009, 07:35 PM Chraelix I found a rather simple one as I was doing clickba... Jul 6 2009, 08:28 PM Candy Water Mystica my lv 100 Milotic. Well I have to state wh... Jul 8 2009, 06:27 AM Roanax half of the descriptions in here aren't even f... Jul 8 2009, 07:04 AM Sapphire Flame Another shameless self-advertisement because I can... Jul 8 2009, 07:04 AM Nezzie I kinda like the one I gave to my Chatot, Ruhe (Ge... Jul 8 2009, 11:31 PM Spinni What about my Shaymin? o_o
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Luminia can be descri... Jul 9 2009, 12:02 AM Sapphire Phoenix HaganeGir's Moltres, Kluke:
Kluke, as a sacre... Jul 9 2009, 12:24 AM Stuurknuppel QUOTE(Sapphire Phoenix @ Jul 9 2009, 07:2... Jul 9 2009, 01:32 PM Stuurknuppel I expanded Ed's description and gave a descrip... Jul 9 2009, 10:15 AM Drunkenwhale Aside from my usual "This pokemon is this nat... Jul 9 2009, 11:52 AM InsanityPrelude I click Irk Splee every day just because of the fu... Jul 9 2009, 08:52 PM Candy Water kuriboh's pokemon:
Lilac the Breloom
Lilac, a... Jul 10 2009, 10:15 AM Drunkenwhale After making two that seem to stink, I got a good ... Jul 10 2009, 08:07 PM KendoSword *SHAMELESS HAND SANITIZIN' SELF-ADVERTISIN... Jul 10 2009, 10:05 PM Pizza Guy111 You guys are hilarious. I need to start looking at... Jul 10 2009, 10:47 PM BrainpanSonata I was in a really Irk Splee-ish mood when it came ... Jul 11 2009, 12:22 AM Kura I read Balu each and every day. She brings joy to ... Jul 11 2009, 01:28 AM Stantler Heres a funny one from one of my friends:
Custom ... Jul 11 2009, 04:08 PM ArtySummergale I'm sure I once read about someone who had a P... Jul 11 2009, 04:48 PM RaChoTamer *pumps her own one*
"Lemon is a giant sourpu... Jul 11 2009, 10:20 PM Bluity I was doing clickbacks and read peacefrog777's... Jul 12 2009, 07:22 PM mkhare QUOTE(Bluity @ Jul 13 2009, 10:22 AM) I w... Jul 12 2009, 07:36 PM TelophoneOfDoom The one that made me laugh was kato's Choco:
D... Jul 12 2009, 08:02 PM geeklord QUOTE(TelophoneOfDoom @ Jul 12 2009, 08:0... Jul 14 2009, 09:44 AM growlithe master hooray for shameless self advertising! the fir... Jul 12 2009, 09:55 PM Soldier of Song Aw, shucks. Never thought I'd be found and hav... Jul 12 2009, 10:24 PM geeklord shameless advertising, lol. Jul 12 2009, 10:41 PM mkhare tee hee, another one of mine -
for my Slugma Flas... Jul 13 2009, 07:48 PM KendoSword I must say that BrainpanSonata's descriptions ... Jul 13 2009, 08:37 PM BrainpanSonata QUOTE(KendoSword @ Jul 13 2009, 08:37 PM)... Jul 14 2009, 12:47 PM m190049 http://gpxplus.net/user/HaganeGir
^That user^
Tha... Jul 14 2009, 12:20 PM KendoSword This one is a bit odd, by Cecilia.
Ave Mitica the... Jul 17 2009, 04:36 PM BrainpanSonata Found a gold mine while mass-clicking today. Shive... Jul 17 2009, 07:02 PM Emma Uchiha I only have two described and named, one after a f... Jul 17 2009, 09:35 PM |
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