Weird things that you have heard people say, or say yourself?, What are they? |
Apr 8 2011, 06:08 PM
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Pokémon Trainer Group: Members Posts: 32 Joined: 16-March 11 From: Ontatio, Canada Member No.: 135 046 Favorites |
Me: -half asleep- My favorite color of the alphabet is seven.
Friend: Well mine is apple, so beat that. Aand tons of other stuff that is said in everyday conversations with me, my friends and various other people. Today's quote? "Are you playing POKEMON? Give me it. Which one is it?" "Emerald, and no..." "Well, nevermind then." How could one resist Pokemon Emerald? It's one of my favorites... -------------------- |
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Apr 27 2011, 06:40 PM
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Welcome to the family! Group: +Donors Posts: 34 Joined: 26-July 09 From: Hilliard, OH Member No.: 50 301 mcaT |
He's stating that the key to traveling at a speed faster than that of light is to insert yourself into a delicious breakfast pastry and excrete the prismatic colors of light through the rectum and we can therefore defy the restrictions set forth by both time and space! This is genius! What a glorious day for science!
This is a comment I saw on Youtube while I was watching that idiotic Nyan Cat video that Ray William Johnson redirected to. -------------------- |
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Apr 27 2011, 08:36 PM
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Pokémon Trainer Group: Members Posts: 91 Joined: 28-November 08 From: Under cyceling rode Member No.: 3 241 Active Squad |
mine would have to be
" wall-mart worker: lady's may i help you?" {male friend} what:? This post has been edited by dark rose: Apr 27 2011, 08:38 PM -------------------- |
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Apr 30 2011, 11:42 PM
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No, this is Patrick Group: Members Posts: 193 Joined: 9-August 09 From: Your imaginaaaaaation. Member No.: 55 445 My faves |
In an MMORPG fighting loads of cute monsters.
Friend: This is the most adorable brutal massacre ever. <3 -------------------- Like anime reviews, stuff and more stuff? Like western animation and things? I do those things here http://fiddletwix.wordpress.com/ |
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May 1 2011, 07:33 AM
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I see you fantasy, you wanna make it a reality paved in gold Group: Members Posts: 1 312 Joined: 3-September 10 From: ... Member No.: 112 684 Living Things |
Friend:"That was back when I was gay and skinn- WHAT THE HELL MAN???" My other friend constantly said he 'used to be gay' to annoy him, and he was talking about before he gained weight, and it all got to his head.
Me: YEAH BUDDY! Friend: *half gasps-half laughs* Gym class. We were playing a game where you had to knock don other people's hoola-hoop structures and I blocked her shot. This is the best one: Me: Hey, Mr. *teacher name here* Teacher: Yeah, what? Me: Y'know, you really offended me with that comment on Ritalin. Teacher: Really? ME: Yeah, it helps me in school. Teacher: Ok, I take Ritalin too. And I would believe you if Mrs. *insert literacy teacher's name here* wasn't around the corner. Literacy Teacher *in psychotic voice*: OOOOHHHH, WE ALMOST GOT HIM! Side-note- I don't take Ritalin. Just a joke. -------------------- Came back on a whim because I saw something that reminded me of here. If you remember me, hit me up on Discord CHR|Flygon#8505 and if you a real one, tell me where I frequented most on here so we can catch up like the old days. |
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May 1 2011, 09:53 AM
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Once there was an ugly Candlejack.He was so ugly that- Group: Members Posts: 521 Joined: 16-March 11 From: Entei's Ass c: Member No.: 135 066 I LOVE THEM >:C |
Me and my friends-EAT YOUR PANTS!
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May 2 2011, 01:05 PM
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Tick Tock Group: Members Posts: 3 129 Joined: 23-May 10 From: Ruins Member No.: 97 475 Insect Collect |
Friend: Random Quote contest go!
Me: Bulimic Beavers. Friend:... You win. -------------------- |
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May 4 2011, 09:49 AM
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Bacon, the 8th Deadly sin Group: +Donors Posts: 13 Joined: 9-July 09 From: Australia Member No.: 44 458 Death From Above! |
me: there's a lot of fog today
my cousin: where? i don't see any frogs -------------------- |
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May 4 2011, 07:07 PM
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Once there was an ugly Candlejack.He was so ugly that- Group: Members Posts: 521 Joined: 16-March 11 From: Entei's Ass c: Member No.: 135 066 I LOVE THEM >:C |
Me:Hey,I was like fucking a deer last night and it was abusing me.
Friend:FUCK YOU!THAT WAS MY DEER YOU BITCH >( Me:wut This post has been edited by Johnny Knoxville: May 4 2011, 07:10 PM -------------------- Wonderful Cheerful Magical Caring Funny asdf Apparently,this is what people think of me. ;A; I love you guys. My Shop|deviantArt|My Hetalia Roleplay OCC Signups Stuff for Me~! (click to show ) |
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Jan 31 2012, 08:04 PM
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Certified Psychotic Isaac Fangirl and Legendary Dogs Enthusiast Group: +Donors Posts: 1 685 Joined: 2-May 09 From: Izumo, Weyard Member No.: 18 522 GS Crew |
I was playing Brawl (SSE mode, if you're curious) a few nights ago, and my dad walks through the den, and says, "He looks like Batman!" and continues on to his work room. I'm like, "What?" and he repeats the sentence. When I turned off my Wii for the night, I went to ask him who the 'he' he happened to talk about was. Turns out, he mistook Marth for Batman, because of the poofy cape. And I'm like, "Uh, nooo. That's Marth from Fire Emblem, not Batman."
...yeah. Dad's not familiar with many vidya games other than Pokémon, Mario, and Zelda. I would've thought that Marthie having blue hair would be a tip-off, but apparently not. -------------------- I'm also known as Queen_Lugia on SPPf, and Queen-Articuno on dA, as well as a former aspiring trinketer on GPX+, a proud TheRunawayGuys fangirl, a proud participant of Extra Life, and proud supporter of TwitchPlaysPokemon.
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Jan 31 2012, 09:54 PM
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Gym Leader Group: Members Posts: 662 Joined: 30-August 10 Member No.: 112 100 Sandshrew Army |
I was playing Soul Calibur 2 as Ivy in her weird...old timey outfit. my grandmother walks in and asks if I'm George Washington. She proceeded to argue with me over whether or not she was a girl because my grandmother failed to see Ivy's huge boobs. it wasnt until I won the fight and Ivy did her victory pose she believed me.
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Feb 1 2012, 01:21 AM
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Gym Leader Group: Members Posts: 355 Joined: 30-March 09 From: Why do you want to know where I am?!?! Are you following me!?!?! Member No.: 6 812 My fave 6 |
a phrase i had been using for awhile was "are you sh*tting my right now!?!?"
one day mom got really happy, and super cereal and says: "WHAT!? NO! I'd never sh*t you! You're my favorite turd!" my brother and i try to come up with clever cusses because our mom tends to get grumpy when we use a cuss redundantly. some favorites are: "Oh for all that is unholy in the ethereal abyss!!!" "Sweet baby Jesus, son of mary and joseph, the one true heir to the thrown of heaven!" and "Oh, for the love of Buddha!!" that's my favorite, i use it often :P -------------------- |
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Feb 1 2012, 01:33 AM
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Gym Leader Group: Members Posts: 355 Joined: 30-March 09 From: Why do you want to know where I am?!?! Are you following me!?!?! Member No.: 6 812 My fave 6 |
oh god. this is gonna be long health teacher: LUKE, IF YOU DON'T STOP TALKING RIGHT NOW, I AM GOING TO CUT YOUR FEET OFF. health teacher: Give Brenna (me) her pillowpet back, Hunter. hunter: but it's a great sheild! And it beats up Jeff. Health teacher: It looks like you're molesting it. Me: Can we go to wawa? (for those that don't live in NJ and philly it's a little food market thing. you can get everything there.) Allie: Why? Me: I want chocolate milk. Allie: But I have milk here. And chocolate syrup. We don't have to go to wawa. Me: YES WE DO LET'S GO. *grabs allie and drags her to wawa.* Band teacher: If you guys mess up this set, i will give you the belt! Drum line: AAAAAHHHH Band teacher: What are you guys doing? Drum line: HARMONIZING. Band teacher: It's annoying. Harmonize quietly. Drum line: *Starts singing "a whole new world" from aladdin* woodwind section: Shots, shots, shots, shots, shot shots, shots, shot shot shot shots, shots shot shot shot EVERBOODY. Band teacher: Oh my god, i'm so sorry i had to scar your minds by having you listen to that song. NEVER LISTEN TO IT AGAIN. Band teacher: Meow meow meow meow I'm a band geek By far the most random AND the only funny thing i've read in this thread <3 -------------------- |
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Feb 2 2012, 05:38 PM
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She's sexy and I know it~ Group: Posts: 1 935 Joined: 3-June 09 From: Deinoland Member No.: 30 189 Add fifth gen, please |
My 7th grade social studies teacher is the oddest man I've ever met. Here are some of his best quotes;
"What does this have to do with avocado harvesting in the Amazon Rainforest?" "The Israelites got mana from God, but they wanted mana with ketchup, mana with mustard, mana with relish; but God said "No, you're getting normal mana, this is not Burger King, shut your mouth." "When I was young, we used to wear deer antlers and dance around the fire screaming 'I BELIEVE IN PANDACORNS!'" "Usually, I can drink up to a human's blood capacity in Coca-Cola." -------------------- |
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Feb 2 2012, 07:10 PM
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Wartortle Tamer Group: +Donors Posts: 101 Joined: 16-May 09 From: Texas, United States Member No.: 23 793 The Crew |
Probably one of the single funniest things I have ever heard someone say is courtesy of my 7th grade math teacher's daughter.
He told us the story back then of how, one day, he was driving his daughter to school. She was staring out the window of his car when all of a sudden, she just says: "Daddy. You can't put fire on a horse. It'll die." Another mentionable one is when I worked in the children's club at the Great Wolf Lodge hotel. I was putting on an educational presentation and I thought I'd go around the circle of kids and ask their names and where they'd traveled from. So I get to this one little boy, he's probably around 6 or 7 years old, and the conversation went something like this: "What's your name?" "Johnny." "Hey, Johnny! I like that name! Where are you from, Johnny?" "...my mom!" The whole circle of parents and children, including myself, BURST OUT LAUGHING. -------------------- |
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Mar 26 2012, 10:14 PM
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Suicune Lover Group: Members Posts: 266 Joined: 26-March 09 From: Massachusetts Member No.: 5 596 Bad Ass Team |
Now, I don't really like gamers but this guy from youtube is cool, I've been watching his stuff for like a year now.
This was during his gameplay of Resident Evil Operation Raccoon City He got hurt and he thought he was moving around slowly so he's like: TheRadBrad: "I feel like an old man" -- "Back when I was yo age, we didn't have feet" XD -------------------- |
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Apr 18 2012, 10:03 PM
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Certified Psychotic Isaac Fangirl and Legendary Dogs Enthusiast Group: +Donors Posts: 1 685 Joined: 2-May 09 From: Izumo, Weyard Member No.: 18 522 GS Crew |
Playing OoT3D has made me say random stuff a lot.
(in Ice Cavern) Yeah, roll right into the ice block, that'll go over well. (looking at the exterior of Ganon's Castle) Wow. Even though Ganny's evil, you have to admit he has great taste in exterior decorating and whatnot. (after reading the Poe Collector's first lines to you in the Bad!SevenYears!Future) Uhm... That's... Kinda... yeah. (in Water Temple, looking at those spike ball enemies) What the Gehennom are these doing here? These things aren't water-related at all! (after defeating Ingo in the second lap of the race) Yeah! How's that humble pie I just served ya? (upon seeing the post-boss dialogue in Forest Temple) And that's Narm how? (musing upon Ganondorf's motivations) Most guys would kill to be surrounded by Fiery Redhead dual-wielding women warriors. You'd think that Ganny'd be happy with what he has. But no. He just has to try and Take Over the World. (after Zelda is abducted in the Temple of Time) Oh, it's on now! Ganny, you just guaranteed yourself a can of divine butt-whooping courtesy of the Master Sword and Light Arrows! (after Navi gives me some advice/tips I already know) *sarcastically* Oh, y'don't say? *annoyed* Shaddap. (upon obtaining the blue fire) And how exactly does this work? Fire and cold are nowhere near each other on the scale of heat. How can fire be cold?! Nintendo Logic at its finest. (upon fighting Morpha in the Water Temple) Man, I just know that there's Rule 34 floating around on the 'net involving this guy. Y'think Ninty would know better than to have bosses with tentacles or vines or whatnot. It's basically just holding up a neon sign reading "This right here is Rule 34 bait!" (after seeing Nabooru get abducted by Koume and Kotake) Oh, no you didn't! You Witches with a Capital B will pay for this! *cue Roaring Rampage of Revenge* This post has been edited by Mars Adept Enten: May 2 2012, 11:03 AM -------------------- I'm also known as Queen_Lugia on SPPf, and Queen-Articuno on dA, as well as a former aspiring trinketer on GPX+, a proud TheRunawayGuys fangirl, a proud participant of Extra Life, and proud supporter of TwitchPlaysPokemon.
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Apr 26 2012, 02:17 PM
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Certified Psychotic Isaac Fangirl and Legendary Dogs Enthusiast Group: +Donors Posts: 1 685 Joined: 2-May 09 From: Izumo, Weyard Member No.: 18 522 GS Crew |
Some weird things I've said when playing Skyward Sword:
Oh, you fire dick! (when Pyroclastic Fiend Spaldera does that Rollout-like move) Take that, you fire fiend! (after I defeated the aforementioned boss) Aww, but I dun wanna hurt those kitties! (when I'm walking around Skyloft at night and get attacked by those catlike creatures) No, that's not the path I want! (when searching for the final piece of the Earth Temple's entrance key and sliding down the right-side path) Well, I think that there's a 75%-to-25% chance that You-Know-Who will be involved in this dungeon's boss fight in some way. (when I enter the Boss Chamber in ET, with 'You-Know-Who' referring to Ghirahim, of course) Wh-what? I failed? (after talking with the mysterious lady after defeating the boss) Well, that's rather rude. (after talking with the robots at Lanayru Mine) Ugh, why did I do that? (after I do something stupid, like accidentally jump into lava) -------------------- I'm also known as Queen_Lugia on SPPf, and Queen-Articuno on dA, as well as a former aspiring trinketer on GPX+, a proud TheRunawayGuys fangirl, a proud participant of Extra Life, and proud supporter of TwitchPlaysPokemon.
I claimed Isaac from Golden Sun. Hands off mah bishie! And Capt. Linebeck, too! Follow Isaac-kun to get to my party. I appreciate and try to return clickbacks! Thanks, xJesstheMess! My shop! I appreciate requests! Entei stuff! (click to show ) Other stuff... (click to show ) Credit to: (click to show ) |
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Apr 29 2012, 03:38 AM
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woot. Group: Members Posts: 20 Joined: 21-April 12 From: Philippines Member No.: 163 037 Loyalty Awardees |
That skin looks delicious...
Says my bro while eating a fried chicken. -------------------- |
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Apr 30 2012, 12:33 PM
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Certified Psychotic Isaac Fangirl and Legendary Dogs Enthusiast Group: +Donors Posts: 1 685 Joined: 2-May 09 From: Izumo, Weyard Member No.: 18 522 GS Crew |
Elaborating further on my wacky things I say while playing Skyward Sword post from before:
Yeah! Now this is extreme sandblasting, Hyrule-style! (after getting the Gust Bellows in Lanayru Mining Facility and using it to clear the sand out of that one room) Wow. The sheer intensity of the torture that he'd have to inflict to cause that... ...is nothing short of nightmarish. (after the cutscene at the Temple of Time, regarding one of Ghirahim's lines to Link) Why does it not surprise me he'd go and name it after himself? (After Groose decides to name the surface world Grooseland) Okay... I'm not seeing what's so scary about this. (when I arrive in the basement of the Ancient Cistern) -------------------- I'm also known as Queen_Lugia on SPPf, and Queen-Articuno on dA, as well as a former aspiring trinketer on GPX+, a proud TheRunawayGuys fangirl, a proud participant of Extra Life, and proud supporter of TwitchPlaysPokemon.
I claimed Isaac from Golden Sun. Hands off mah bishie! And Capt. Linebeck, too! Follow Isaac-kun to get to my party. I appreciate and try to return clickbacks! Thanks, xJesstheMess! My shop! I appreciate requests! Entei stuff! (click to show ) Other stuff... (click to show ) Credit to: (click to show ) |
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