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Weird things that you have heard people say, or say yourself?, What are they?
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post Sep 17 2012, 09:34 PM
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post May 31 2013, 06:26 PM
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I was just watching an IWBTG LP and the LPer made an 'I Can't Believe It's Not Butter' joke again, and wondered out loud if that's a crime, and I'm like, "It's flippin' MARGARINE!" Then I did a double take and was like, "Did I just say that? dumblook.gif"


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post Jun 5 2013, 08:34 PM
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post Jun 7 2013, 06:15 PM
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And I'm sure there's more...oh, I know, internet ones! These are all me though x3

'Emerald: I didn't realise both the player and partner were set to male Pokemon, I thought it was ambiguous like R/B'
About Mystery Dungeon: GtI - let's just say I made those two into the alternate universe biological parents of my alternate universe OC. So...sort of have to be different genders X3
(Though she's a Deino, they're Haxorus and Serperior, so it could have worked anyway because Arceus did it.)

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'Emerald: sleepy sleepy'
'Emerald: sleeeeeeppysleepy'
'Emerald: dear Arceus I am tiredhyper this is a bad combination BAD'

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And I make a lot of weird noises, apparently. Grack. XD

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post Jun 7 2013, 07:42 PM
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I was watching a later part of the same LP I mentioned before, and the LPer used that "balls of steel" quote from Duke Nukem, and then immediately Game Over'd due to falling on a spike, and I always crack, "Balls of steel, eh? More like balls of fail, amirite? wink.gif" whenever I watch that part.

Also, sometimes I watch that LPer's I Wanna Be The Fangame LP, and in one part (4, IIRC) he makes a strange comment regarding spaghetti sauce, and I'm always like, "I'll betcha that the inside of my brain is some weird crossover of Pokémon, Zelda, and Golden Sun. I probably have psychic teens wielding swords that evil ones can never touch and commanding strange creatures around in there."

EDIT: I was just taking out the garbage in my living room just a bit ago, and saw my pet cat Molly erm... being a tad too 'friendly' with Harley, another one of my pet cats. And the first words out of my mouth upon seeing this?
"Don't hand me no lines and keep your paws to yourself! Geez!"

-_-.gif Yeah... I dunno why I said that.

EDIT 2: I just got LBW yesterday, and seeing some of the WTF stuff in that game has made me say weird things, like:

"Man, just what was Aonuma-san smoking during the development of this?"
"This game is easily much more trippy than Skyward Sword and its Silent Realms."
"This game could be described as Paper Mario + Link to the Past + a bad acid trip."

EDIT 3: I'm playing through a OoT3D MQ file, and am currently in the Fire Temple. Navi decided to play Captain Obvious with me right after I hit a rusted switch with my newly-obtained Megaton Hammer and told me that 'this switch looks rusted!'. I'm like, "Gee, ya don't say! *derpface* I knew that already, now shut up!"

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post Jan 31 2014, 07:51 PM
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post Mar 9 2014, 09:50 AM
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I've been playing some WWHD and SS as of late, and I said some pretty wacky stuff playing them, too. Here's a few choice lines:

WWHD
Aw, c'mon Red, lemme have some fun! smile.gif

-said whenever the King of Red Lions is usually urging me to continue the storyline and I want to do side-quests instead.

*laughter* What the heck? *more laughter, and usually saying the following through said laughter* I didn't know I could do that!

-said when I manage to do something weird, like land on top of a roof that I didn't think was possible to reach.

Oh my Elementals! *laughter* How did I do that?

-said when I managed to get a Stalfos to lose its lower half in the Savage Labyrinth on Outset.

SS

Aw, I wanted to Fatal Blow 'im... And that sounded really wrong.

-said whenever I attack an enemy that it's possible to use the FB on and I end up killing them instead of executing the FB.

Nooo, put that away!

-said whenever I inadvertently unsheathe my sword instead of doing something else.

*laughter* I can't believe how the Bokoblins freak out about the Beetle! It's just a bug! Well, a bug-shaped 'bot, but let's not get into semantics over that. wink.gif

-said when I visit the Deep Woods and well, freak out the Bokoblins there by piloting the Beetle nearby them.


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post Mar 9 2014, 10:30 PM
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This week I've started doing a daily post on Facebook called Out-of-Context Quote of the Day From My Mother. Here's a couple:

"Am I going to have nightmares now because Michael Jackson screamed in our food?"

"Turkeys don't need vegetables stuffed up their butts."


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post Mar 11 2014, 10:19 AM
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Some more weird stuff I've said playing Skyward Sword:

*sighs in relief* That was posolutely, absotively nerve-wracking!

-said right after I finished the third Silent Realm.

Agh, please don't blunder into that Waking Water- ah-dadadatada! noes.gif

Wow, how did I not get caught by those Watchers? dumblook.gif

Yeah, I'm FUBAR. Just gonna restart this trial, 'cause there's no Tears that I can get in this area anyways. sad.gif

Man, it's a good thing you don't take damage in spirit form, because that would've hurt otherwise. But that don't mean you're invincible.
'Cause you're not. If those Guardians hit you...

*laughter* That was pretty funny, I have to admit.

Man, when your own Exposition Fairy is expressing doubts about your abilities, that's disconcerting.

Ugh, why did I jump there? I wanted to jump into those air geysers.

-some things I said during the third Silent Realm challenge.

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post Mar 14 2014, 10:11 PM
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post Mar 16 2014, 11:54 AM
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I started playing Twilight Princess again a while ago, and I said possibly some of the weirdest things I've said about game events yet:

It's like what that person said on TV Tropes about this cutscene: "It's like Nintendo was like, 'Backstories are boring! Let's spice it up by using the most unsettling visuals a Teen rating will allow! lion.gif'"

This cutscene could be describes as follows: Surreal Horror plus Mind Fuck/Mind Rape plus Nightmare Fuel all seen through a Zelda filter.

This is the only thing in the Zelda series that frightens me. Shadow Temple? That's child's play. The basement of the Ancient Cistern? About a 2 on my Scare Meter. Whereas this? This shatters the meter entirely.

-some things I said in regards to that cutscene after you restore the Lanayru Province.

EDIT: I started a new file yesterday and was going through northern Hyrule Field-Lanayru Province and said something really weird:

Yeah, I can't go any further here because it's bombed off- *laughs* 'Bombed off?' What. *more laughter* Is that even a phrase?

EDIT 2: I'm watching this video on YT, and at one point, the LPers get sucked up by a waterfall, which always triggers me saying, "So... since you guys got sucked up, does that make you suck-ups? *realizes how wrong that sounds* facepalm.gif Why did I say that?"

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I've been doing some online with unknown heroes in TFH and have said some stupid things:

"taylor, learn to teamwork. facepalm.gif" (taylor being a teammate who had NO sense of teamwork that I had one time)
"NO! I NEEDED THAT X material! *spams the Big "NO!" emote*"
"Sorry, guys. I need to disconnect because of lag. sad.gif"
"We are doing this time limit one until it's cleared, dammit!"
"Ack, no! Why'd you action X me there? noes.gif"
"No, you can't make me! grin.gif" (usually said when I'm doing dickish moves like blocking the Triforce gateway with a Water Rod-created water pillar and one of my teammates is trying to get me to get on said gateway so we can continue)
"Good job. Now X action me/get off me. *promptly throws teammates off the totem*" (usually used when my teammates and I solve a puzzle and I'm on top of the totem or are in the middle or on the bottom of the totem)
"There needs to be an anger emote in this game. I'd spam that SO much right now. pissed.gif" (used when I'm really angry about something, like getting screwed out of a rare material I need/getting DC'd on the final boss thanks to a teammate disbanding us)
"C'mon guys. Stop screwing around. *spams the shrug emote*"
"Good job, X random insulting term." (when my teammates hurt me and sometimes the other teammate with friendly fire.)
"BYE GUYS! grin.gif" *runs on ahead* (Why yes, I AM the ProtonJon-esque person in the groups usually. Why do you ask? tongue.gif)


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I've been playing Hyrule Warriors a lot lately, and a few days ago, I said something really weird:

"The AI in this game is so fan-fucking-tastic, folks. Ain't it great? rolleyes.gif "

(I was complaining about some lackluster AI in one of the Adventure Mode-Twilight Map scenarios, in case you were wondering.)

That being said, I've said some other strange stuff playing this game. This one happened last summer:

"That scenario was so crack! *laughs*"

(I was doing some co-op Adventure Mode-Termina Map scenario, and had my friend play as one of the characters you could have as a partner in that scenario and me playing as the other to test a theory of mine that the game might possibly change the characters you could have as a potential partner. Put simply, it didn't, so we ended up with two of the same character running around, not counting their Dark counterparts. It was really surreal, to put it lightly.)

EDIT: And now, Hyrule Warriors: Legends carries on the torch for weird things I say while playing it. One of my stranger habits is calling Ganondorf with the OoT-era costume 'Garetdorf', as his hair reminds me of Garet from the GBA Golden Sun games. lol.gif And I'll also refer to him as 'hasubando' thanks to my friend Kojinka noting that I played as him quite a bit in the Wii U version of HW (to be fair, I did have him at the highest possible level of 255 and unlocked all his weapons). It then kinda snowballed from there, to the point where she paired up a Mii that I created on my first 3DS and sent to her with him in her copy of Tomodachi Life. And yes, they did get married on the game. xD.gif (So, would that make her full married name Enten Dragmire? If so, that's pretty damn awesome. ^_^.gif) And sometimes, I'll even combine the two into the phrase 'hasubando Garetdorf'. grin.gif

EDIT 2: I recently started playing the Wii U version of the game again and started goofing around with the Trident weapon, only to get confused by the special attack for it, or moreso, its animation. It gets thrown horizontally, but somehow (seemingly) without any outside intervention, lands vertically. Yeah. So, I said something really weird about that:
"*snorts* Ganondorf, the Demon King: Making the laws of physics his bitch since '98."

(Granted, there's probably some kind of magic affecting the Trident for it to land vertically like it does, but I still thought it was odd.)

EDIT 3: I was doing some more Challenge Mode stuff in HW again and said the following:
*singing* "You spin me right round, babe, right round. *laughs* I am SO sorry... unsure.gif"
Context: I was doing Giant Battle Lv. 3 in Ganon's Fury mode and started to spam the spin move. Yeah... irritated.gif

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