Replace anything with anything! React to the previous one first, though!
I replace your life with a meaningless void!
I cannot reply, as I have no life.
I replace your cellphone with a banana!
...How do I text on this thing?
I replace your couch with cardboard boxes!
My couch...
I'm now running away from a pissed off because I forgot these are bowling balls not pokeballs...
I replace your computer with a glow-in-the-dark sticker collection!
Crap, now how am I suppose to go on tumblr. Oh well, glow in the dark is cool too. I replace your bed with a cookie.
Yay! Wait, nothing got replaced with a glass of milk! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
I replace your shoes with snowmen.
Don't you dare ask me if I want to build a snowman, because I'll kick you and give you the cold shoulder! (Pun, anyone?)
I replace your house with a RV.
ROAD TRIP!!
I replace your MP3 player with a cat.
This is the worse music I've ever heard.
I replace your fingers with spikes.
Well my gloves ripped, so I need some fingerless ones.
I replace your Pokemon team with a bunch of Twinkies and Pidgeys.
I'm gonna fatten up my Pidgey.
I replace your eyes with light bulbs.
How many light bulbs does it take to replace a pair of eyes?
I replace your kittens with apple juice.
Kitties where'd you go?
I replace your lipstick with glue.
I don't use lipstick. Looks like I'm in a sticky situation.
I replace your siblings with snowmen
Goodie, no more arguments for me!
I replace your Pokemon with Digimon.
Ok, this can work. I think?
I replace your sunsets with giant rave parties.
Aww yiss. (I would show what's in my signature but I won't for people who have epilepsy such as myself)
I replace your refrigerator with a life size pokemon plushie.
Where did my milk go, Garchomp plushie?
I replace your Mew with Ditto.
Aw yiss, now I can have ANY pokemon.
I replace your eyes with marbles.
...Where'd everything go?
I replace your hands with spiders.
*faints*
I replace your 3DS with a Game Boy.
I wish I had a 3DS right now. :ci love GameBoys mine was broken
I replace your current viewing platform with a Pavilion g6 laptop.
I can't see! And why are my eyes rolling along in my head?
I replace your chocolate milk with moldy cheese.
;A; I was going to drink that! cheese touch
I replace your fruit with pinecones!
Mmm, crunchy AND painful!
I replace your TV with a T-rex.
Good thing I don't use my TV that often and good thing I had this T-rex trap coincidentally placed over my TV.
I replace your Pokemon eggs with MooMoo Milk.
NOOOOO!! Now my Pokemon have their daily recommended dose of calcium!
I replace your phone with a coconut.
Geez! The nutjob whogave me this didn't give me unlimited talk, text, or data! At least it's still portable!
I replace your laptop with a pizza box!
Aw man, the processing speed on pizza boxes sucks.
I replace your lamp with an escaped mental patient.
Well we did have a very enlightening conversation
... Until he dismembered me for my pun.
I replace your hand with a chomping machine.
Well, there goes that expensive computer mouse 0.0
I replace your eyes with CD's
guess you're gonna have trouble... Cee'ing Dee's... that was bad XD
*dies* (the blades of the discs sliced my brain)
I replace all your pokemon games with quarters
*dies on the inside*
I replace all your with s
I ain't even all that mad. Magikarp OP.
I replace your family members with literal dummies.
Gasp!
I replace all the beds nearby you with tiny dog biscuits!
Another reminder of my past puppy :'(
I replace all the water in your body with red wine.
Now my BAC is 1000 times the legal limit! (Since your body is made of 70% water)
I replace your blood with red wine
*dies from alcohol poisoning*
I replace your arms with noodles.
I had to type this with my nose..
I replace your 3DS with a original Game Boy.
runs out to the store to buy some gameboy games*
I replace all your money with pencils!
Nooooo. I was going to buy the new SSBB and Alpha Sapphire. ;A;
I replace all of your lights with limes
Why is it dark...and is this lime juice?
I replace the sun with a red giant star.
NUUUU!!
*everybody in the warmer part of earth melts from the extra heat*
I replace all the soda you ever come across with Pickle juice!
FUUUUUUUUU
*Throws all the pickle juice at you*
I replace your house with a millipede!
Ewwwww, they gross me out now I have nowhere to live
I replace your running shoes with dancing shoes
Awesome, now I can have fun while burning calories! Now I just need a disco ball.
I replace your bedroom door with a dragon.
As long as s/he is big enough and is a winged dragon, we just saved about 100 bux on our next vacation...
I replace all of your shinies with non-shinies.
NOOOOOO D;
I replace all your food with realistic-looking plastic fruit
... so that's why these apples taste like plastic...
I replace your fridge with a vending machine.
Oh great now I need some coins. PFft!
I replace your IPod with a 90's walkman.
But I don't have an iPod...?
I replace your computer with a potato.
PO TAY TOES
Eat em, Smash em, Put em in a stew! im sorry
I replace your keyboard with a banana
But bananas make me sick!
I've replaced the last 10 Pokemon you encountered with a big pickle.
Mmmmmmm....delicious pickle.
I replaced your shoes with dead squirrels.
I ain't wearin' any!!
I've replaced your mother with Fruit By the Foot.
Would it be cannibalism if I ate it?
I've replaced your hair with pipe cleaners
Whooo! At least my hair goes the way I want it to, now! I can just bend it!
+ funky colors
I've replaced your screen by a window!
Well, guess I can't post here, then.
I replace your fingers with breadsticks!
*debates on whether to eat my fingers or not*
Maybe I can just do a couple?
I replace your phone with an Annoying Dog!
tch, there's no fun in walking a dog when you can't play Pokemon Go... PS I am a cat person.
I replace all your Pokemon with potatoes!
*Finishes eating my homemade fries before I begin to cry* Wait, what?!
I replace your shoes with bread with peanut butter on it.
look at these shoes they fit me so good I think I eat them, mmmm huh oh no i did it
I replace your car with a truck made entirely of rubber.
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