Weird things that you have heard people say, or say yourself?, What are they? |
Feb 15 2011, 01:09 AM
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i need something to put here Group: Advisors Posts: 3 902 Joined: 2-July 07 From: Ellicott City, Maryland Member No.: 34 Active Squad |
A Temporary Tattoo stand at a water park some time ago. HAHAHA that reminds em of that one sign that was like "Touching wire causes instant death, $200 fine."
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Feb 19 2011, 09:36 AM
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You know, a person. sort of. Group: Members Posts: 187 Joined: 12-April 09 From: Caketown, USA Member No.: 10 576 Awesome. |
I just watch tobuscus. Enough random quotes quota for the day.
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Feb 20 2011, 12:12 PM
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Pokémon Trainer Group: Members Posts: 25 Joined: 14-November 10 From: In the sky Member No.: 120 301 Active Squad |
ive heard someone say that bad things happen to good people :/ and that could acually be true sometimes :P
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Feb 21 2011, 04:55 PM
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moo Group: Members Posts: 947 Joined: 23-April 09 From: USA Member No.: 14 964 Diamond Roster |
oh god. this is gonna be long
health teacher: LUKE, IF YOU DON'T STOP TALKING RIGHT NOW, I AM GOING TO CUT YOUR FEET OFF. health teacher: Give Brenna (me) her pillowpet back, Hunter. hunter: but it's a great sheild! And it beats up Jeff. Health teacher: It looks like you're molesting it. Me: Can we go to wawa? (for those that don't live in NJ and philly it's a little food market thing. you can get everything there.) Allie: Why? Me: I want chocolate milk. Allie: But I have milk here. And chocolate syrup. We don't have to go to wawa. Me: YES WE DO LET'S GO. *grabs allie and drags her to wawa.* Band teacher: If you guys mess up this set, i will give you the belt! Drum line: AAAAAHHHH Band teacher: What are you guys doing? Drum line: HARMONIZING. Band teacher: It's annoying. Harmonize quietly. Drum line: *Starts singing "a whole new world" from aladdin* woodwind section: Shots, shots, shots, shots, shot shots, shots, shot shot shot shots, shots shot shot shot EVERBOODY. Band teacher: Oh my god, i'm so sorry i had to scar your minds by having you listen to that song. NEVER LISTEN TO IT AGAIN. Band teacher: Meow meow meow meow I'm a band geek -------------------- |
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Feb 21 2011, 05:01 PM
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:: Group: +Donors Posts: 323 Joined: 20-July 09 From: United States Member No.: 48 379 Active Squad |
My father: "You're a bedbug."
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Feb 23 2011, 10:00 PM
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Shh, no tears. Only dreams now. Group: Members Posts: 161 Joined: 15-July 10 From: Minnesota. Member No.: 105 649 I'm cooler than you. |
At lunch: (in sequence)
Jeremy: Give me the standings for the Indian water polo dance teams. Zach: Southeastern Mongolia can make it into the championship this year. Josh / Ricky Martin: But Canada has a much deeper roster! Me: Ricky, Canada is the worst team in the North Pole conference. -------------------- |
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Feb 24 2011, 06:30 AM
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I see you fantasy, you wanna make it a reality paved in gold Group: Members Posts: 1 312 Joined: 3-September 10 From: ... Member No.: 112 684 Living Things |
Tricycles are for faggots. -My friend with a donut jacket
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Feb 26 2011, 12:49 PM
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Pokémon Champion Group: Restricted Posts: 2 054 Joined: 26-July 10 Member No.: 107 360 Active Squad |
My friend told me yesterday that Koala Bears rule the world.
Somehow I believe him. |
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Feb 27 2011, 12:26 AM
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Tick Tock Group: Members Posts: 3 129 Joined: 23-May 10 From: Ruins Member No.: 97 475 Insect Collect |
Me: In the jungle the Mighty Jungle...
Friend: Lion Says: SHADDUP I"M TRYING TO SLEEP! -------------------- |
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Mar 15 2011, 12:31 PM
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Pokémon Trainer Group: Members Posts: 21 Joined: 28-September 10 From: Earth Member No.: 115 622 My Favorite Pokemon |
"Oi with the poodles already." is the weirdest one i ever heard.
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Mar 21 2011, 08:08 PM
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Pokémon Trainer Group: Newbies Posts: 5 Joined: 15-March 11 From: Dreamland of course. It's quite lovely~ Member No.: 134 972 Active Squad |
You mean memes and inside jokes between friends? Because I have a ton between my sister and I.
"FOUR-FIF-TEE-FOUR!!!" ~ Came about from a particularly silly night where I was looking for a Miltank in Platinum and shouted it's number when I found it in the guide. "My Puca shells! You whore!" ~ Happened the same night as the above joke. My anklet made of puca shells got caught on the bed somehow and my sis tugged on it and it broke. "*Manly/demonic voice* "Piiiiiii.......KAAAAAAH!" ~ We were playing pokemon stadium one night on our old Nintendo 64, and as we were trying to get it started we must have put the cartridge in wrong, which caused Manly/Demon-chu. "I can teeeeeeel~" ~ Happened when we were randomly browsing images on google, and for no reason in particular we found this little image from the Ouran anime from the scene with Kyouya and Haruhi sitting on the bed with the words, I CAN TEEEEEEEL~ on the bottom of it. *Okey-dokey handsign*"Okey-dokey tree!" ~ We were watching Chrono Crusade one night, and one of the trees happened to look like they were giving the sign. "The sex won't make him love you, and the baby won't make him stay!" ~ Said (shouted across the table) by a (male) friend of ours to another male. We didn't hear what caused him to say this, so not only was it funny in general, but it was totally unexpected. xD "Mandi! *hits with a paper fan* Shake-a-baby!" ~ Another silly thing that happened for no other reason other than the fact that we get stupid at night. (Mandi is my sis, by the way.) "*Dog paddle motions* Swim the fish~" ~ Don't even remember how this happened. "Do ya think I'm a-*flips hair dramatically*....Babe?" ~ Don't remember this, either. "I Keep on Wander-ii-ing~" ~ A part of the Black Cat opening that my sister always sings for no reason other than to be silly. "Don't be such a Chrono!"/"You don't have to be a Chrono about it!" ~ Something I said randomly just to spite my sister, who's still having trouble getting over the Chono Crusade ending, and who also adores Chrono. And probably many more. We can be a bit stupid, no? xD -------------------- |
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Mar 25 2011, 03:41 AM
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Pokémon Trainer Group: +Donors Posts: 36 Joined: 6-February 10 From: Germany Member No.: 83 263 Active Squad |
Me: *talking with a friend about weird things happening when we're around*
She: You know what? We're 2012! Me: Damn. Tina (during a class trip to Italy): Be quiet... I'm smelling pasta. Kerstin: Have you ever heard the story of the lavatory brush in the middle toilet? Oliver: You're going home too? Me: Yes, you're locking the office. There's nothing I can do then. Oliver: You could stay and we'll lock you in. Alex: Anika! *disappears* Andreas: Who is Anika? Me: The toilet. Andreas: The toilet is named Anika? Andreas: Whatever you're taking.. *points at Alex, Oliver and me* .. you should stop that. Me: *standing behind some europallets with wood on them* Alex: What are you doing? Hiding from someone? Me: Yes. *dead serious* I'm a Ninja. -------------------- |
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Mar 25 2011, 12:54 PM
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Pokémon Trainer Group: Newbies Posts: 1 Joined: 24-June 09 From: The end of the rainbow. Member No.: 37 960 Active Squad |
"Your blood would be good on pancakes."
- my brother, replying to my dad's blood sugar level when he saw his diabetes test meter thingy -------------------- |
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Mar 28 2011, 10:49 AM
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Certified Psychotic Isaac Fangirl and Legendary Dogs Enthusiast Group: +Donors Posts: 1 685 Joined: 2-May 09 From: Izumo, Weyard Member No.: 18 522 GS Crew |
Some family in-jokes:
Whenever my dad says, "CRUNCH!", I'm always laughing due to how he says it. "And it exploded." -whenever something looks like it, well, exploded. It's a line from Galaxy Quest, FYI. Helps if it's said in a goofy voice. "Five, five, OK, thumb, put it on the board. . .YES!" -a victory chant me and my dad made up when I was really little. He's a baseball fan, and got it from a BB announcer. Whenever the conversation topic turns to my childhood, mom or dad always seems to like bringing up me 'going to the moon' in my bedroom closet back at our old house. Don't. Ask. o_O The fabled 'perfect game incident'. My dad was listening to a NY Yankees game on the pickup radio when I was at the elementary school park, and it turns out the Yankees pitcher managed to get a perfect game, when they manage to get all the opposing team's players to strike out at bat. When my (now married) cousin Tom called me "Ackley" when I was younger. The Mario Kart 64 Battle Mode 'suicide': My old Associate Pastor had an N64 that I would play along with his young sons. Turns out, the youngest found a funny glitch: If you purposefully pop your balloons, but the other player still has at least one, you can still drive around a little. (Rusty memory may be to blame for any mistakes I made in the description. It happened quite a few years ago.) In-jokes with friends: I love bringing up the fact that an old school friend of mine came over to my house for a sleepover, and we ended up drinking six cans of Mountain Dew each. My IRL and online friend Kojinka and I have affectionate in-jokes revolving around Ganondorf from the Zelda series that are too numerous to bring up here. A running gag is that the aforementioned friend would go nuts if there was an ad for Songbird Ocarinas in one of my game magazines. A personal running gag is that I tend to get overprotective of my favorite Legendaries (Lugia, Entei, and Articuno (Melee)) in Smash Bros. VS. Mode matches. Another running gag is me flying into a rage if another player, be it a CPU opponent or a friend, gets the Isaac Assist Trophy in Brawl, which results in me hounding that player until they end up in last place (against CPU) or I KO them once (against friends). Yeah, when it comes to him, I'm very Obsessive Yandere. (Not really sure if I should be proud of that or ashamed of it.) -------------------- I'm also known as Queen_Lugia on SPPf, and Queen-Articuno on dA, as well as a former aspiring trinketer on GPX+, a proud TheRunawayGuys fangirl, a proud participant of Extra Life, and proud supporter of TwitchPlaysPokemon.
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Mar 28 2011, 11:00 AM
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Pokémon Champion Group: Members Posts: 3 061 Joined: 5-May 09 From: Somewhere... unknown Member No.: 19 647 All hail the God |
My freinds grandma: Drink some cherry juice its good for you!
Me: what the? Me: Chloe just sleep at the top bunk! Chloe(sister): I cant Me: Why? Chloe: Because it feels like I am on a boat and I am going to fall off! My friend and me: i am looking for a moutin ye high and ye tall with lots of snow and people on it(yes we were going tubbing) Me: (scares my sister) Rahhhh!(jumps out from behind the wall) Chloe: You scared me Maya!(the name is reall Amaya(which is Jappenese!Means Night rain in english) but she calls me Maya) Mom: Amaya!If you scare her one more time I will bite you and your toes! -------------------- |
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Mar 28 2011, 09:48 PM
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Gym Leader Group: Members Posts: 662 Joined: 30-August 10 Member No.: 112 100 Sandshrew Army |
Economics Teacher: Whenever you take a trip to the grand canyon, you are killing someone (or something like that)
Dad: She was just about to eat the punk rocker kid Me: wuh? O_O Dad: *repeats himself* Me: Well, punk rockers are tasty Dad: So are jocks. Me: But I'm Luigi. On my track. I can't lose *in car* Mom *to dad, who was driving* What are you doing? Dad *trying to get a bag at my mom's feet*: I want candy. *pause* Thats not candy (it was like...3 am, coming home from vacation) Friend: I swear to drunk I'm not god Friend: Aw, his love broke Friend: Aw, his self respect shattered Friend: People must fly through walls a lot in Canada (the last three make sense in context, but might sound strange if you didnt know what was being talked about. I'll let you figure it out ) This post has been edited by BarkAtTheMoon: Mar 28 2011, 09:48 PM |
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Apr 6 2011, 12:58 AM
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I think I just ate a chicken bone. Group: Members Posts: 783 Joined: 8-November 09 From: Your Darkest Nightmare Member No.: 71 850 HG Party |
Me: Teacher, is that citrus-sized grapefruit on your desk really a lemon?
Classmate: I was in a roomless window. Spanish Teacher: You might as well just suck on it! Classmate (Is commenting on above comment): Well then I've eaten hundreds of pens! Spanish Teacher: Well, she (Is talking about me.) can sleep in class because she already knows the material! Gym Teacher: Yes! Go outside in the rain and get a cold, then don't show up on Friday! (She isn't kidding) Gym Teacher: *Points at me* Don't go up so high! You'll hurt you back! (I was doing some kind of stretch and I went way above where I supposed to) All of the girls in class: Anne, you FAIL! (This is about some stretch. Not the one above.) Classmate: Hey, Anne did you catch any whales today? (Anne's last name is "Whaler". She isn't fat, in case you though that was the case.) This post has been edited by Phoenix Rising: Apr 6 2011, 01:10 AM -------------------- |
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Apr 7 2011, 11:56 AM
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the same old Group: +Donors Posts: 152 Joined: 19-July 10 Member No.: 106 252 lets go |
Esther: This is a sophisticated conversation between FRIED EGGS.
Math teacher: Just stay as charming as you are now~ Classmate: What's the capital of Sydney? Chemistry teacher: Stop spinning around with the chair! What are you, windmills? History teacher: Y'know without an army it's very hard to fight. You'd have to run reeeal fast. History tacher: It's easier to forget something you haven't learnt. Classmate1: You're standing on my leg!! Classmate2: Sorry. Classmate1: Ah well, it'll grow back. Classmate1: I can't find my textbook... Classmate2: Shout its name. Classmate: Meow. Meeeeooooow. Meowmeowmeow MONEY!! Classmate: I think female teachers are better. I haven't tried it with males, though. Classmate: ACCESS YOUR MOTHER!! Classmate: The mighty ninjas behind the pyramids! Classmate looking at a photo: Ugh, I look like Godzilla... Classmate1: Are you ok? Classmate2: Not really... Classmate1: Ok, then here's a tree and hurry. Classmate: Bye, I'm off to Hell! Don't worry, I'll send you a postcard! Classmate: Why the hell do you want an elder brother? There's only trouble with them! They have fleas and don't even look good. Classmate1: Bye, I'm off to maths. Classmate2: Bye maths! History teacher: Please open the windows, I'm thinking about playing Superman. History teacher: You never take notes, it'd be too much of a hardwork. No, you're just scribbling little hearts or Pokémon or whatever these are... History teacher: You're like a loooong dead football sock. History teacher to a girl with purple make-up: You got into a fight or something? History teacher: Slavery. Slaves. You also have one. Who's writing your homework. Teacher: If you're unsure about your gender, read through the text carefully, maybe there're the conditions. Had to fill out a survey on our family life blah blah boring stuff. Teacher: Why are you talking? Two guys: We're family! XD Teacher: Married? Classmate: I'm gonna stab your eyes oooout with a forkkkk! ... All three! Classmate: ... What's this dust? Me: I'm using my brainnn. Me: I'm gonna buy you a big pack of good manners. Me: Wheee a chestnut, I'm gonna kick eeeet! ... Eww, it's dogcrap! Classmate: There's so much everything and so little nothing. Classmate1: I'm gonna die. Classmate2: Please don't, you'll stink. Me: I would so sold you for a hundred camels. Classmate: I would do so for only a few chickens. Bored at the school yard, weather is extremely hot, everyone's in a dying state. Classmate: Guys, I've find a... SCROLL LOCK! Had to fill out a survey again. Me: What the hell is "Special Abilities"?! They really want us to fill this out? Classmate: I dunno, will just write down that I'm a sportsman. Me: *sarcastic snickers* Classmate: And that I always say the truth. Me: And that you also have a good sense of humour. Teacher: It's probably a joke, guys. I'll go with laser eyes. Us: Good idea. : DD -------------------- |
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Apr 8 2011, 09:23 AM
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Don't let me detain you... Group: Members Posts: 368 Joined: 11-January 11 From: Good Ol' England Member No.: 127 207 Vetinari's Terriers |
Me: You probably don't want a talking parrot on your shoulder all evening...
Me: Grrr... I'll physically kill somebody! My friend: Punching cripples is fun... -------------------- "The world spins on pain. I realised that if there is a supreme power, then it is our duty to become it's moral superior." -Lord Havelock Vetinari, Patrician of Ankh-Morpork "The sentient may perceive and love the universe, but the universe may not perceive and love the sentient. The universe sees no distinction between the multitude of creatures and elements which comprise it. All are equal. None is favored. The universe, equipped with nothing but the materials and the power of creation, continues to create: something of this, something of that. It cannot control what it creates and it cannot, it seems, be controlled by its creations (though a few might deceive themselves otherwise). Those who curse the workings of the universe curse that which is deaf. Those who strike out at those workings fight that which is inviolate. Those who shake their fists, shake their fists at blind stars."- Michael Moorcock, author. |
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Apr 8 2011, 04:31 PM
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the same old Group: +Donors Posts: 152 Joined: 19-July 10 Member No.: 106 252 lets go |
I'll keep abusing this thread.
Me: Yay, my Daycare eggs finally layed Pokémon! ... Wait, what? Test writing, big silence. Someone starts knocking on the wall. Teacher: STOPPP EEEET. Classmate: I didn't do anything! Teacher: You're not even close to the wall! Classmate: That's what I'm saying! Teacher: *facepalm* Classmate to the constant knocking: It's coming from the other room. Classmate2: Oh no! It's the ZOMBIE GHOSTS!! Classmate3: ... Zombie ghosts...? Classmate2: Zombie ghosts! They'll suck out your liver! ... Through your ears! Was bored on information technology. No net connection. In the end I went on a clicking rampage. Me: *holding the mouse like a joystick and clicking in the air* Look, look, I've just invented this awesome game! Classmate: Very creative. Later. While I'm clicking, I manage to open something. Me: OMG look at that, I beat the first level!! This post has been edited by Psychedelic Inversion: Apr 9 2011, 06:55 AM -------------------- |
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