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Posted by: Angst Jun 3 2011, 10:04 PM
(Searched the forum; didn't find a thread like this.)
Are there any status messages you've seen lately that you laugh at or you think are kind of cool? I love reading these on the users list while waiting for tabs to close, and I've seen a lot that I wish I had come up with for myself.
Share any status messages here, funny or not, but to be honest I don't really want to see people promoting their own status message. So, anything you liked that came from someone else?
As for me, I think it's a bit funny how everyone is asking for Pal Pad adds with the new achievement, but there have been a few variations on it that crack me up. Unfortunately, I can't find them at the moment. I'll look for them again later...
Posted by: amberfunk Jun 4 2011, 12:23 AM
Here's some I've seen.
I'm the beast who loves sweets.
Will dance for clicks. Add me for dailies!
Posted by: Aeternus Infinitio Jun 4 2011, 11:08 AM
QUOTE
Once i find a shiny zorua, i'm naming it Guybrush.
Posted by: Lupin Jun 4 2011, 02:06 PM
"Behold the pelvic gyrations of my victory boogie."
I have to say, that is one of my favorites that I've seen recently, that and:
"I'm gonna build me a pie throwin' robot~"
Posted by: Angst Jun 4 2011, 02:23 PM
Found one just now I liked:
QUOTE(Megatron)
shin - device for finding furniture in the dark
Posted by: Mars Adept Enten Jun 4 2011, 03:32 PM
Just found this one:
QUOTE(Sekhmet13)
If you only have 1 kind of pokemon, that's racist.
Posted by: ShatteredGlass Jun 4 2011, 03:39 PM
Here's an interesting one:
QUOTE
My work lost a Giraffe in an airport, WTF?!?!?
Posted by: Draconian Emerald Jun 4 2011, 05:06 PM
I wanna be a starship ranger...
Do you think that you are awake?
Add me for clicks! A pirate's life for me~
Some days I feel like Hermione Granger
Tamed the TBDragon for the 3rd time
One must cultivate one's own inner garden
^Haha, these are epic~
Posted by: Average Insanity Jun 4 2011, 05:08 PM
Probably one of my all-time favs is an old stat message, so I can't recall how it was exactly. But it said something like 'I'm in your Party, boiling your eggs.' : DD
Posted by: Bluity Jun 4 2011, 07:25 PM
To whoever wrote "THOSE BURNING HEMORRHOIDS!": Thank you, you made my day.
Posted by: Average Insanity Jun 5 2011, 04:18 AM
QUOTE
Licking back (yes, YOUR back)
Well, thank you Pokii, you made me spit out my coffee while clicking. : DD
QUOTE
Cookin' Shellderboy 'til they turn orange!
:>>>>
Posted by: Vande Jun 5 2011, 04:28 AM
QUOTE
Licking back (yes, YOUR back)
QUOTE
Add me for clicks! A pirate's life for me~
Those are the two i've seen recently
Posted by: Swizzle Jun 5 2011, 12:10 PM
QUOTE
Rubber ducky on a chicken straw.
^ this, coupled with their journal entry about survival of the M&Ms.
Posted by: Matt Cat Jun 5 2011, 05:02 PM
QUOTE(Average Insanity @ Jun 5 2011, 07:18 PM)
QUOTE
Cookin' Shellderboy 'til they turn orange!
:>>>>
Hehehe.
QUOTE
It's a Thankless Job, but Somebody's got to do it~
It's something I have to agree with. =P
Posted by: Angst Jun 5 2011, 05:36 PM
QUOTE(DragonFlight)
My sneeze seems to have reshaped reality. My bad.
Just picturing this in my head made me lol.
Posted by: Giraffe A Laugh Jun 5 2011, 05:54 PM
"My work lost a Giraffe in an airport, WTF?!?!?"
just
this one xp
Posted by: Truth Jun 6 2011, 03:31 AM
QUOTE(Average Insanity @ Jun 4 2011, 06:08 PM)
Probably one of my all-time favs is an old stat message, so I can't recall how it was exactly. But it said something like 'I'm in your Party, boiling your eggs.' : DD
Ee, that's been at the top of my journal for ages now! xD Whole thing:
'IM IN UR PARTY, BOILIN UR EGGS
I'll eat them with some fava beans and a nice chianti.'
That someone actually remembered that and counted it among her favorites has just made my day, honestly.
A couple that make me smile every time I see them:
'My sneeze seems to have reshaped reality. My bad.' -DragonFlight
'I want some anti-gravity alphabet soup.' - ChroniclerC
EDIT: O, Angst seems to have beaten me to posting the sneeze one, and I don't know if I'm even close to the actual wording of the alphabet soup one.
Posted by: Razz Haru Jun 6 2011, 02:35 PM
@Truth: ChroniclerC made the alphabet soup one.
My favorite...idk. Probably some of Pokii's were interesting.
Posted by: Truth Jun 6 2011, 08:31 PM
@Razz: I haven't been on much in the past week or so, so I was starting to forget these things. Thanks for the telling me so I can add the proper credit!
Posted by: Mars Adept Enten Jun 6 2011, 09:37 PM
Here's another funny one:
QUOTE(AkaruTheYoshi)
Gonna kick butt and click. And I'm all outta butt.
Ah, Duke Nukem references. I'm so easily amused.
Posted by: scarletshinigami Jun 6 2011, 11:50 PM
Well, it's not funny, but I think it's true. It's something like "The meaning of life is to give life a meaning."
Posted by: Average Insanity Jun 7 2011, 06:50 AM
QUOTE(DragonFlight)
My sneeze seems to have reshaped reality. My bad.
Oh yes, I forgot that one. It always makes me at least giggle. : DD
QUOTE(scarletshinigami @ Jun 7 2011, 06:50 AM)
Well, it's not funny, but I think it's true. It's something like "The meaning of life is to give life a meaning."
Also saw this one, liked it very much. :>
QUOTE(Ray Gatsuga)
I like that two letters together "Sh"
:>>>
Will post more if found any.
ERA OF THE FUNNY STAT MESSAGES. C'mon people, let's be creative~
Posted by: North Star Jun 10 2011, 04:06 PM
QUOTE(Viva la Revolution)
Hello, hello, I'm in a place called Vertigo...
U2 is my favorite group, so seeing this in the users list made my day x3
Posted by: Viva la Revolution Jun 10 2011, 04:20 PM
QUOTE(North Star @ Jun 10 2011, 05:06 PM)
QUOTE(Viva la Revolution)
Hello, hello, I'm in a place called Vertigo...
U2 is my favorite group, so seeing this in the users list made my day x3
Wow, tanks. I honestly did not expect to see me make the list when I checked the thread. I also named my shiny Pachirisu Vertigo because the neon pink stripe just seems to remind me of the song, so that's where the status came about. I was going to change it to something Panic! related, especially since I named my next shiny Mona Lisa, but I'll leave Vertigo up for a few days now.
Anyways, I saw the shin status by Megatron that was already posted for the first time, and it made me chuckle. Other then that, haven't seen any particularly awesome ones. I'll look.
EDIT:
In war, truth is the first casualty. --
IconoxThis message contains letters --
yamifushi kaiYEAH! We now have a skinless Giraffe where I work! --
CharguyAnd by borrow it, I mean hot-wire and steal it. --
Nommer of the Mew
Posted by: toxicXchocobo Jun 11 2011, 02:09 AM
When the earthquake/tsunami hit Japan, I thought it was really awesome to see so many users show their thoughts, care, respect, etc. were on Japan & its people. It's really great to see such compassion and unity even on a site such as this. It gives me hope for humanity as a whole yet.
Other than that nothing really stands out off the top of my head.
Looking at the Users Online list right now...
"Review of the Doctor Who"
Why? The only other Doctor Who reference I saw so that person wins the internet for today. :p
Posted by: Mars Adept Enten Jun 11 2011, 10:25 AM
Just saw this in the Online Users list:
QUOTE(Dasair)
BURNINATING THE COUNTRYSIDE
Homestar Runner references for the win!
Another good one:
QUOTE(SarahKitties)
Please refresh to view this user's status message.
Here's another:
QUOTE(Jirachel)
Don't take drugs, taking's rude. Buy them.
Made me
for some reason.
Posted by: zbx Jun 11 2011, 02:15 PM
QUOTE(Matt Cat)
I hope that's hand-cream you left on my eggs!
Oh god...
Posted by: Angst Jun 11 2011, 10:48 PM
^lol^, saw that too~
QUOTE(Crimson Jessie)
Poor Dittos...only purpose to make more babies...
So true.
Posted by: PokeNOM NOM NOM Jun 12 2011, 09:35 AM
I liked these:
"No Google, I Did Not Mean That" - Zaltys
"Don't add me if you don't want clicks." - Crystal Shards
Posted by: Truth Jun 12 2011, 08:00 PM
QUOTE(Viva la Revolution @ Jun 10 2011, 05:20 PM)
In war, truth is the first casualty. --Iconox
Normally, I'd be all over that, but with my current username, I'm rather frightened.
Anyway.
' I want a wand that poops gliiter and rainbows' - Cren
'hopes you have a nice day!' - Katja. Not funny, but it statuses like this always make me smile.
'I'm an all-female trainer!' - r4shka. I might be misunderstanding it, but it still caught my attention quite often.
Posted by: Black Hole Sun Jun 12 2011, 08:26 PM
I...dropped the SCREW...in the TUNA!!! -ShatteredGlass
Let's be friends! YOOM-TAH~ -Mikan Lover Nami
u jelly? -Kisa
Stop throwing Ultra Balls at me =[ -Cobalion
Posted by: amberfunk Jun 13 2011, 01:46 PM
Just saw this one:
blankets are such pervs...
LOL
Posted by: Average Insanity Jun 13 2011, 02:49 PM
QUOTE(GiZmo)
This status is awesome, tell it everybody
Ok, right away! :>>>
Posted by: GiZmo Jun 13 2011, 03:01 PM
QUOTE(Average Insanity @ Jun 13 2011, 11:49 PM)
QUOTE(GiZmo)
This status is awesome, tell it everybody
Ok, right away! :>>>
my goal has been achieved %)
Posted by: Mars Adept Enten Jun 13 2011, 03:53 PM
Just found this one:
QUOTE(Zaltys)
Zaltys: Shut Up and Click Gaiden
Posted by: Red Riding Hood Jun 13 2011, 06:12 PM
This one stood out for me.
Don't pokemon ever die when they explode? - Esc
Posted by: Esc Jun 13 2011, 07:19 PM
QUOTE(Red Riding Hood @ Jun 13 2011, 07:12 PM)
This one stood out for me.
Don't pokemon ever die when they explode? - Esc
YEA xP
mine was chosen
Posted by: ShatteredGlass Jun 13 2011, 07:34 PM
QUOTE(Black Hole Sun @ Jun 12 2011, 08:26 PM)
I...dropped the SCREW...in the TUNA!!! -ShatteredGlass
Why thank you!
I got that from an episode of "Kenan and Kel". Speaking of old Nick shows, I saw this a week or so back. I don't know if I did it right though:
QUOTE
I AM REPAIR MAN MAN MAN MAN MAN MAN MAN MAN MAN
Can't you tell I loved Nickelodeon in the '90s?
Posted by: Cobalion Jun 13 2011, 07:54 PM
QUOTE(ShatteredGlass @ Jun 13 2011, 08:34 PM)
QUOTE
I AM REPAIR MAN MAN MAN MAN MAN MAN MAN MAN MAN
Can't you tell I loved Nickelodeon in the '90s?
haha, that was my status last week
Posted by: Angst Jun 13 2011, 10:38 PM
QUOTE(Matt Engarde)
Let me call my manager and see if I can click...
Haha, in character! I love Matt Engarde. Hot.
Plus Ace Attorney references are pretty awesome too~
Posted by: Mars Adept Enten Jun 14 2011, 03:32 PM
Found another good one (LOL, I almost typed google.):
QUOTE(PokemonEnforcer)
Where's the OLD MAN!! (He needs his meds!)
Dunno why, but I LOL'd at this.
Another gem:
QUOTE(Wolfie7)
I have voices in my head. They say they want bacon
And another:
QUOTE(David G)
I'd better get at least a Boomerang out of this
I've been playing too much Zelda.
Yet another:
QUOTE(AmberCakes)
im in ur pokes changing ur status to ILOVERICKY
IDK why, but 'im in ur X Ying your Z' statuses make me laugh.
And yet another:
QUOTE(Draconian Emerald)
Admins used Paradox! It's super effective!
Posted by: The Yatagarasu Jun 14 2011, 03:39 PM
QUOTE
Who loves orange soda? Cobalion likes orange soda~
Is it true? Mhmm.
They should totally put that back on tv.
QUOTE
Finals. What the hell, teachers, what the hell.
^^ This one just cause it's how I feel at the end of every semester.
Posted by: Draconian Emerald Jun 14 2011, 06:01 PM
QUOTE(Mars Adept Enten @ Jun 14 2011, 09:32 PM)
And yet another:
QUOTE(Draconian Emerald)
Admins used Paradox! It's super effective!
YAYZ
It's because of an impossible pairing in my Daycare Pokii's heritage. A Bidofo x the exact same Bidofo = Zergoose.
Said Zergoose has a Suicune child.
(They're Big Bidoof's which explains it xD)
QUOTE(Rekos)
Hatch! Nom! Hatch! Nom! Hatch! Nom!
QUOTE(Resix)
behold the pelvic gyrations of my victory boogie.
QUOTE(ay4u)
Click at your own risk
QUOTE(Squshi)
Mimicry and Mockery are so cool. Be jelly.
QUOTE(Thiinka)
GOTTA TEST THESE EGGS GOTTA TEST
Posted by: Nikki64 Jun 14 2011, 06:38 PM
QUOTE(Tegi)
-insert epic status here-
Unsure if it was already in this topic, but this one owns
Posted by: Angst Jun 22 2011, 12:06 PM
QUOTE(ZaphodBeeblebrox)
Hey, Ferb, I know what we're going to do today!
Phineas and Ferb references ftw.
Posted by: Er28 Jun 22 2011, 01:06 PM
'Have you ever been alone in a crowded room?' -Green
'Your Headache has evolved into Migraine' -Mikan Lover Nami
One I remember went something like 'OMG, FLYING YELLOW BANANA' I don't know who made that...
Posted by: AkihiroKujo Jun 23 2011, 04:28 AM
Have been stalking this thread
QUOTE(scarletshinigami)
Lemon + grenade = lemonade
QUOTE(Mephistopheles)
Awww
Sunny day, come back, eggs needs more tan!
Will post if i find some more
Posted by: Average Insanity Jun 24 2011, 02:02 PM
I'm back to clicking... and reading stat messages.
So here are the bests from what I've seen today.
QUOTE(Azerune)
This Space For Rent
QUOTE(TvH)
wan, wan, some-wan-wan
Someone-one-one, someone-one-one dumm dumm dudum dum~
QUOTE( Yoshitaka)
GLaDOS is in my inventory
QUOTE(Lightning Farron)
YOU ARE A BUTT TRUMPET
QUOTE(Anriko)
When a party comes along, you must click it!
Posted by: Grand Guignol Jun 27 2011, 12:06 PM
QUOTE(Mars Adept Enten @ Jun 6 2011, 09:37 PM)
Here's another funny one:
QUOTE(AkaruTheYoshi)
Gonna kick butt and click. And I'm all outta butt.
Ah, Duke Nukem references. I'm so easily amused.
Which is in turn a reference to a cheesy 80's sci-fi movie called They Live.
Anywho, here's one I like, simply because it sums up my life so well.
QUOTE(KillerLove)
OHMYGOD, 179 THOUSAND THINGS TO DO.
Posted by: Red Riding Hood Jun 27 2011, 04:14 PM
This one stood out for me, compliments of Dalek Omega.
QUOTE
Believing "The Shinies Are Out There".
Posted by: Average Insanity Jun 28 2011, 12:51 PM
QUOTE(ShatteredGlass)
Hello, sixth party space. Long time no see.
: DDD
Posted by: GiZmo Jun 29 2011, 05:28 PM
QUOTE(Mudd E)
How the hell would a Kabutops drink a lemonade?
Yes, how? %)
Posted by: The Yatagarasu Jul 4 2011, 12:59 AM
I found this one to be absolutely hilarious and I totally know the feeling
QUOTE( Jack204)
very busy! STUDYING = STUDENT + DYING!
Posted by: PokeNOM NOM NOM Jul 5 2011, 09:12 AM
QUOTE(Zaltys)
Easily outfoxed by simple utensils.
I really liked this one. x3
Posted by: Average Insanity Jul 5 2011, 11:16 AM
QUOTE(BlackMamba)
Nomming on innocent livers x3
Hysterical laughter.
Posted by: Matt Cat Jul 5 2011, 11:15 PM
QUOTE
Fush used Attract! Fush has Attracted clickers!
I found this one quite amusing.
Posted by: Bluity Jul 7 2011, 09:52 AM
QUOTE('Mr Dallard')
bravery is by far the kindest word for stupidity
The more I think of it, the truer it sounds.
QUOTE('Death Magnetic')
Hypno is like, the bed intruder of pokemon.
That's not creepy at all.
And there was one that said 'Can someone release a shiny and sell a legend voucher?" Good luck with that.
Posted by: Matt Cat Jul 8 2011, 12:51 AM
QUOTE(Bluity @ Jul 8 2011, 12:52 AM)
And there was one that said 'Can someone release a shiny and sell a legend voucher?" Good luck with that.
For a Phione? Sure.
Posted by: Murderous Madness Jul 9 2011, 04:51 AM
QUOTE(OnxyFallenAngel9)
I DIDNT LOSE MY MIND........ I SOLD IT ON EBAY!! ^
QUOTE(Desert Dingo)
Did you know dolphins are really just gay sharks?
QUOTE(DreamOfSerenity)
"Da cartoonist nevah gave me a nose." ~ Meowth
Oh yeah, I remember this. : DDD
Posted by: Volcarona Jul 9 2011, 05:07 AM
QUOTE(Murderous Madness)
You look to your feet and find your toes!
You, my friend, have just made my day <3
Posted by: Murderous Madness Jul 9 2011, 06:20 AM
QUOTE(Volcarona @ Jul 9 2011, 12:07 PM)
QUOTE(Murderous Madness)
You look to your feet and find your toes!
You, my friend, have just made my day <3
QUOTE(Volcarona)
I'm in your eggs, stealing your shinies
Ahaha, same here! :>>>
Yay I made it to this thread!QUOTE(PokeNOM NOM NOM)
Shiny Pokémon: You are invited to my party.
Posted by: Steven Stamkos Jul 10 2011, 09:37 PM
QUOTE(Volcarona @ Jul 9 2011, 06:07 AM)
QUOTE(Murderous Madness)
You look to your feet and find your toes!
You, my friend, have just made my day <3
Oh my, I love that one. Made me laugh at loud, and you know I did because I didn't use the acronym :P
Posted by: ShatteredGlass Jul 10 2011, 09:40 PM
QUOTE(Entei)
Someone stole my Status! Find them quickly!
I found this quite amusing!
Posted by: Draconian Emerald Jul 20 2011, 12:59 PM
QUOTE(Yoshitaka)
I'm home and still have GLaDOS
QUOTE(Sariku)
Pika pika!
QUOTE(Haru Sama)
I'm a Ninja waiting to happen ;)
Posted by: Murderous Madness Jul 26 2011, 03:56 AM
QUOTE(Mephistopheles)
HaveUSeenMyJoy? It disappeared after starting TBD.
QUOTE(Impossachievable)
That's a very nice clicking finger you have there.
QUOTE(ShatteredGlass)
Who wants Cherubi pie?
Posted by: Jade Jul 26 2011, 04:33 PM
QUOTE(Murderous Madness @ Jul 26 2011, 04:56 AM)
QUOTE(Mephistopheles)
HaveUSeenMyJoy? It disappeared after starting TBD.
*giggles* I like that one XD
Found this one:
QUOTE(Dragonmage)
Boldly going foward, 'cause we can't find reverse!
Posted by: Synn Jul 26 2011, 05:25 PM
The one that said for ages "I'm feeting proper berries!"
Always gave me a little giggle
Posted by: Mars Adept Enten Aug 22 2011, 12:29 PM
Just found a corker (well, for me, anyways):
QUOTE(The great Cthulu)
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me
Bohemian Rhapsody FTW!
I <3 that song.
Posted by: GiZmo Sep 12 2011, 02:51 AM
QUOTE(Zaltys)
Here lies Zaltys, bored to death by TBD.
ahahah
Posted by: Mars Adept Enten Sep 12 2011, 05:37 PM
Here's one I appreciate:
QUOTE(TeenBulma)
You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?
Majora's Mask references FTW. Such an under-appreciated Zelda game.
Posted by: Carissa24 Sep 13 2011, 05:57 PM
I know this is about statues on gpx+ but heres one i seen on someones Facebook: "That Snorlax you just called fat? Yeah, it's eating rare candies by the DOZEN for you to accept it. That Gastly you just called ugly? It's been trying to learn a new move to replace its Mean Look. That Slowpoke you just tripped? He has a learning disability that makes him Legally Retarded. See that Hitmonchan with the scars? He fought in Vietnam for your freedoms today. Put This As Your Status If You're Against PokeBullying. Help Save A Pokemon A Visit To The Pokecenter."
Loved it! Had to share!
Posted by: Crystal Harmonia Sep 14 2011, 10:49 AM
[*yawn* Java isn't the same as JavaScript, people.]
Posted by: Murderous Madness Sep 15 2011, 11:53 AM
QUOTE(Megatron)
Change is inevitable, except from vending machines
That made my day, thank you. : DDD
Posted by: Megatron Sep 15 2011, 10:20 PM
QUOTE(ShatteredGlass)
To affinity...and BEYOND!!!
I laughed so hard I snorted. Thanks!
@Madness; Haha, yer welcome xD I can't claim credit for it but I do enjoy bringing humour around ~
Posted by: ShatteredGlass Sep 15 2011, 10:44 PM
I don't know if anyone said this before, but:
QUOTE(Raiden)
Commander Saturn - a walking fashion disaster
True that.
@Megatron: Thanks! As I told someone earlier, it had to be done!
Posted by: IndigoBlue Sep 19 2011, 10:12 PM
"<insert something stupid here>"
LOVED that one!
Posted by: GiZmo Sep 23 2011, 10:25 AM
QUOTE(Foudre)
Clicking the British way - with some tea at hand!
Posted by: Murderous Madness Sep 26 2011, 04:56 AM
QUOTE(Soundwave)
Procrastinators, unite! ...Tomorrow.
: DD
Posted by: GiZmo Oct 21 2011, 10:22 AM
QUOTE(thor94)
Collected trinkets: 244/244!!!!!!
I'm proud of you, my young padovan +)
Posted by: KindSoulNyan Oct 21 2011, 10:44 AM
QUOTE
My sneeze seems to have reshaped reality. My bad.
Lol. internets for the one who is using that status.
Posted by: ShatteredGlass Oct 27 2011, 05:53 PM
QUOTE(Megatron)
Acupuncture is a jab well done.
I like me some puns!
Posted by: Mars Adept Enten Nov 2 2011, 01:14 PM
Saw this while clicking for DD:
QUOTE(Little Ronnster)
Bringin' Sexy Back. Damn thing runs away too much.
Posted by: Vinyl Scratch Nov 20 2011, 06:02 AM
QUOTE(RadiantFlame)
Idontlikethecharacterlimitbecauseicanttypeanything
: DD
Posted by: PokeNOM NOM NOM Nov 20 2011, 06:21 AM
Am I silly for liking status messages that wish me a nice day?
I always smile when I see them. ^^
Posted by: Adorablydeplorable Nov 20 2011, 07:54 AM
I don't remember the status message anymore, but someone used the word 'twitterpated' in their message. I love that word.
Posted by: Mars Adept Enten Nov 20 2011, 10:22 PM
Zerx has one that struck me as amusing:
QUOTE(Zerxer)
An organized effort to break the P.C. has failed.
Posted by: GiZmo Nov 21 2011, 04:48 PM
QUOTE(Matt Cat)
Ease up on the laxatives, Cypress!
Posted by: Vinyl Scratch Nov 25 2011, 08:37 AM
^ I loved that one. XD
QUOTE(Saphiro)
Happy Tom Hanks Giving everyone!
This made me laugh so hard.
Posted by: DeMoNAzrael Nov 26 2011, 08:31 AM
I think I saw this somewhere, I'm pretty sure it's GPX+ but nonetheless...
Using bananas to represent penis is passe. We use batons now.
Posted by: Keruso Nov 26 2011, 01:14 PM
i just saw this one that made me chuckle
This message will self destruct if you don't click
Posted by: Mars Adept Enten Nov 27 2011, 01:21 PM
Saw another chuckle-worthy status:
QUOTE(Mir)
Watch out for falling rock pokemon.
And another good one:
QUOTE(Hershel Layton)
Yo, man. Don't eat those.
And another:
QUOTE(KindSoulNyan)
What a horrible night to have a curse.
Castlevania 2: Simon's Quest references, anyone?
Posted by: KindSoulNyan Nov 27 2011, 03:54 PM
Whoa. People ACTUALLY read my status messages. xD When I'm bored, I go to the users page reading status messages randomly. Yeah. I bet I'm the only stalker freak who does this xD When I come back to my poketch.. MAGIC! All my eggs ready to hatch.
One that caught my attention:
QUOTE(innosebo)
hey touch my nose touch it
Not sure what to say about this one. Mother of god...
Posted by: Keruso Nov 27 2011, 04:51 PM
well, here's something you dont read everyday
Bakehebi: I'm a little teapot
Posted by: nikki101709 Dec 2 2011, 02:08 PM
One that made me laugh "Dozing off on the toilet"
Yeaaaah...I have a weird sense of humor
Posted by: Floating Away Dec 5 2011, 02:54 PM
QUOTE(Draconian Emerald)
<(^-^ <) (<^-^<) (>^-^<) (>^-^>) (> ^-^)>
Kirby dance FTW! :>
Posted by: ShadowMightyena Dec 5 2011, 08:18 PM
Best one I remember seeing lately is "most dangerous florist in the west"
Posted by: Matt Cat Dec 7 2011, 05:49 AM
BlackCherry1985:
QUOTE
Yay the Old man came! Finaly! <3
Trust my mind to react to the subliminal message first.
Posted by: Samoo Dec 7 2011, 02:53 PM
QUOTE(Matt Cat @ Dec 7 2011, 10:49 AM)
BlackCherry1985:
QUOTE
Yay the Old man came! Finaly! <3
Trust my mind to react to the subliminal message first.
Is it bad that when I saw that on the user page I thought the exact same thing?
Posted by: KindSoulNyan Dec 7 2011, 02:58 PM
QUOTE(Samoo @ Dec 7 2011, 05:53 PM)
QUOTE(Matt Cat @ Dec 7 2011, 10:49 AM)
BlackCherry1985:
QUOTE
Yay the Old man came! Finaly! <3
Trust my mind to react to the subliminal message first.
Is it bad that when I saw that on the user page I thought the exact same thing?
Tsk tsk.
:P
Posted by: Colossal Chaos Dec 7 2011, 03:52 PM
QUOTE(Samoo @ Dec 7 2011, 08:53 PM)
QUOTE(Matt Cat @ Dec 7 2011, 10:49 AM)
BlackCherry1985:
QUOTE
Yay the Old man came! Finaly! <3
Trust my mind to react to the subliminal message first.
Is it bad that when I saw that on the user page I thought the exact same thing?
You're not alone with that. XD
Posted by: Fading Like The Lilac Dec 7 2011, 04:16 PM
Help, 1 of my Pokemon just died.!!!!!!!
I mean, whut?
Posted by: Soundwave Dec 7 2011, 06:58 PM
Just saw these:
QUOTE(Megatron)
Eat caterpillars; fart butterflies.
QUOTE(Shadow N)
Pessimism works - if in doubt, complain!
QUOTE(Karraxx)
Koalas dont drop down, but they do eat people
Posted by: Karraxx Dec 7 2011, 09:27 PM
QUOTE(Soundwave @ Dec 8 2011, 10:58 AM)
Just saw these:
QUOTE(Karraxx)
Koalas dont drop down, but they do eat people
my evil ploy to frighten american tourists when theyre in australia, muahahahaha!
Posted by: Kitx Dec 7 2011, 09:33 PM
QUOTE(Mars Adept Enten @ Jun 6 2011, 09:37 PM)
Here's another funny one:
QUOTE(AkaruTheYoshi)
Gonna kick butt and click. And I'm all outta butt.
Ah, Duke Nukem references. I'm so easily amused.
Sounds good.
Posted by: Mornington Crescent Dec 8 2011, 09:41 AM
QUOTE(lucretiafly)
quiche your wife..
This one took me a moment, but I laughed when I got it. Very good.
Posted by: Zero Gravity Dec 8 2011, 10:41 AM
QUOTE( Pedophile)
Get in the van!
i only looked up his username because i found a trinket was made by him
Posted by: KindSoulNyan Dec 12 2011, 02:05 PM
QUOTE(Swizzle)
I'm so adjective, I verb nouns!
-Is easily amused-
Posted by: Cycloneblaze Dec 12 2011, 05:06 PM
QUOTE(Spades Slick)
SQUIRREL IS THE HUMAN WORD FOR NUT CREATURE
Posted by: Colossal Chaos Dec 21 2011, 02:55 AM
QUOTE(ThunderMoss)
how often do we trip on the things by our feet?
Even funnier that I now imagined GPX+ players constatly tripping over Focus Sashes, Escape Ropes or Pearls. Quite clumsy, aren't we?
QUOTE(Giraffe A Laugh)
Sweet mother of god those are good Pizza rolls
/amused
There was a real good one I wanted to quote here but I don't remember what it was. XD
Posted by: nikki101709 Dec 22 2011, 02:09 PM
"Wanna hear a joke? PokeFarm."
Teehee. Funny joke
Posted by: Fading Like The Lilac Dec 23 2011, 10:42 AM
"Clicks a little later. Merry Fishmas!"- Saphiro
"OMFG!! FLYING YELLOW BANANA °O°/"- Wonie
"Cecil needs to remember to exercise Godzilla"- Ninja Squirrel Trio
Posted by: hundefrau Dec 24 2011, 11:15 AM
I need to buy moisturiser for my tentacles - The great Cthulhu
Feliz Navidad is so Cliche. Frohe Weihnachten - HarmoNiaKazuhiro
I lol'd x'D
Posted by: Levi Dec 24 2011, 12:40 PM
This is one I saw a long time ago, so I can't remember who had it (sadly).
:0 emote "<- It's a Diglett face"
Now you will never unsee.
Posted by: mech Dec 24 2011, 01:34 PM
Found a couple that amused me
Every time Paul smiles, 10 Skitties die. - Sekmet
I'm being stalked by an old man. D8 - Irk Splee
Randomly grabbing Lab eggs. Don't mind me~ - Shamaic Lass
Posted by: Cycloneblaze Dec 24 2011, 05:35 PM
QUOTE(Pelagius the Mad)
Fribble! Just Fribble!
QUOTE(Hiraelle)
I ACCIDENTALLY ALL MY POINTS
I lol'd.
Posted by: Klaine Dec 25 2011, 01:40 AM
QUOTE(Thunder999x)
Only grinches donate eggs too soon on multi days
Posted by: DryLok Dec 25 2011, 02:45 AM
QUOTE
Sapphfyr:
Help me raise mine and I'll help with yours~ <3
I assume I know what it was supposed to say, and yet, I giggled.
Posted by: Erwan Dec 25 2011, 05:49 PM
Mine today is:
I WISH YOU A MARILL CHRISTMAS!!
Posted by: Moonlit Oak Dec 26 2011, 09:01 PM
QUOTE
finally get last summonable & it has pokeAiDS
Oh how finally lookking through the list is so funny. I'm going through PKRS users right now... This was Ronin.
Posted by: Chuck Testa Dec 26 2011, 09:55 PM
QUOTE(Levi @ Dec 24 2011, 09:40 AM)
This is one I saw a long time ago, so I can't remember who had it (sadly).
:0 emote "<- It's a Diglett face"
Now you will never unsee.
That was one of mine, back when I was still going by the name Capn Shanx. Changed it back to that now just for you~
My favorite lately has been "machine. I've accidentally created a time"
Posted by: ShatteredGlass Dec 26 2011, 10:16 PM
QUOTE(DJ PON 3)
Your status needs to be about 20% cooler!
MLP: FIM references FTW~
And here's another funny one:
QUOTE(Little Ronnster)
Cake? If only all lies were this delicious :9
Posted by: Colossal Chaos Dec 31 2011, 08:59 AM
QUOTE(Megatron)
This sentence isn't going to end the way you taco.
: DDDDD
Posted by: Kamikaze Shrub Dec 31 2011, 03:40 PM
QUOTE(Colossal Chaos @ Dec 31 2011, 07:59 AM)
QUOTE(Megatron)
This sentence isn't going to end the way you taco.
: DDDDD
I was just about to post this one!
Posted by: Alex Mercer Dec 31 2011, 04:13 PM
QUOTE(Colossal Chaos @ Dec 31 2011, 09:59 AM)
QUOTE(Megatron)
This sentence isn't going to end the way you taco.
: DDDDD
Oh, I loved that one.
Posted by: Zero Gravity Dec 31 2011, 04:21 PM
Add me to your PlaPad for licks!
See whut I did thar?
Posted by: KindSoulNyan Jan 1 2012, 11:46 PM
Megatron's This sentence isn't goin- Oh wait! I'm too late here! xD
Posted by: Cycloneblaze Jan 5 2012, 06:34 PM
QUOTE(Thaycon)
Today's status is brought to you by: Rapidash.
QUOTE(m190049)
Eggs. EGGS. EGGS? EGGS!?!? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. EGGS.
Posted by: KindSoulNyan Jan 16 2012, 10:11 PM
QUOTE(KylieFan)
You look so sexy when you click my Cresselia egg!
Posted by: Samoo Jan 17 2012, 06:55 AM
QUOTE(Mental Disarray)
I warm eggs by peeing on them!
Thought it was pretty amusing.
Posted by: Matt Cat Jan 17 2012, 07:11 AM
QUOTE('monstermonster2')
add my pal pad. i am click who add my
Well -- this certainly is different to asking for adds for yourself.
QUOTE(Samoo @ Jan 17 2012, 10:55 PM)
QUOTE(Mental Disarray)
I warm eggs by peeing on them!
Thought it was pretty amusing.
I think I'll wait for you guys to handle those eggs dry before I warm them. XP
Posted by: Samoo Jan 17 2012, 07:17 AM
QUOTE(Matt Cat @ Jan 17 2012, 12:11 PM)
QUOTE('monstermonster2')
add my pal pad. i am click who add my
Well -- this certainly is different to asking for adds for yourself.
QUOTE(Samoo @ Jan 17 2012, 10:55 PM)
QUOTE(Mental Disarray)
I warm eggs by peeing on them!
Thought it was pretty amusing.
I think I'll wait for you guys to handle those eggs dry before I warm them. XP
Haha :P I think my Snivy and Groudon eggs would uhh..melt
-stares
Posted by: Mars Adept Enten Jan 17 2012, 03:34 PM
Even though it's been a while since I last saw an episode of The Big Bang Theory, I still appreciated this line:
QUOTE(Parcel Mistress)
Soft Skitty, Warm Skitty, Little Ball of Fur...
Posted by: Kamikaze Shrub Jan 17 2012, 07:50 PM
QUOTE(Draconian Emerald)
I saw a sprite of a jelly Ponyta once.
So have I.
I distinctly remember it being green jelly.
Posted by: Flaming Vortex Jan 18 2012, 03:34 PM
QUOTE(Thousand Sunny)
me Mr. Saturn, you in party click eggs, boing.
Nice.
Posted by: GiZmo Jan 21 2012, 04:39 AM
QUOTE(SagaDavid)
Welcome to Global PonyDex+
Posted by: Merchant Jan 21 2012, 09:22 AM
QUOTE(Mr Spaz)
Look left ---------------------------------> Idiot
D'oh!
QUOTE(Kzamll)
Warm em up nice and good
Totally not read it in the voice of the girl who did Jessica Rabbit.
QUOTE(Lavrinenko Konstantin)
HNY!!
Looks like someone HNNNNNNGH'd wrong.
Posted by: Mr Spaz Jan 21 2012, 10:47 PM
QUOTE(Merchant @ Jan 21 2012, 09:22 AM)
QUOTE(Mr Spaz)
Look left ---------------------------------> Idiot
D'oh!
YES! Finally in this thread!
Posted by: Mister Kitten Guy Feb 2 2012, 01:38 PM
QUOTE(Euphemia)
HELLO? YES, THIS IS DOG.
HELLO, THIS IS KITTEN, CAN YOU HEAR ME?
Posted by: Evil Genius Kululu Feb 4 2012, 07:19 AM
QUOTE(Samoo)
Don't play stupid with me...I'm better at it.
WHAT MAKES YOU SO SURE
<
Posted by: Samoo Feb 4 2012, 07:30 AM
QUOTE(Evil Genius Kululu @ Feb 4 2012, 12:19 PM)
QUOTE(Samoo)
Don't play stupid with me...I'm better at it.
WHAT MAKES YOU SO SURE
<
I am the stupidest of the stupid people. I know from past experiences ;]
Posted by: Evil Genius Kululu Feb 4 2012, 08:04 AM
QUOTE(Samoo @ Feb 4 2012, 09:30 PM)
QUOTE(Evil Genius Kululu @ Feb 4 2012, 12:19 PM)
QUOTE(Samoo)
Don't play stupid with me...I'm better at it.
WHAT MAKES YOU SO SURE
<
I am the stupidest of the stupid people. I know from past experiences ;]
really. I DEMAND THAT YOU PROVE IT
Posted by: North Star Feb 9 2012, 10:55 AM
QUOTE(PKMN KING)
This space is left intentionally blank
I wanted to post this one but I couldn't remember whose's status was; now I found it x3
Posted by: Cycloneblaze Feb 15 2012, 03:17 PM
QUOTE(Irk Splee)
You want clicks? Too bad. Waluigi time.
Hurray for http://brawlinthefamily.keenspot.com references =)
Posted by: Draconian Emerald Feb 15 2012, 04:33 PM
QUOTE(Cycloneblaze @ Feb 15 2012, 08:17 PM)
QUOTE(Irk Splee)
You want clicks? Too bad. Waluigi time.
Hurray for http://brawlinthefamily.keenspot.com references =)
^This. So much win.
Also;
QUOTE(megamonster)
ALLLLL the shiny's!?
Hunt ALL the shinies!
...
Hunt ALL the shinies?
QUOTE(Wonie)
OMFG!! FLYING YELLOW BANANA °O°/
OMR WHERE O:
QUOTE(Mr Dalliard)
machine. Unexpectedly, I'd invented a time
there. I see what you did
Posted by: Klaine Feb 15 2012, 07:42 PM
QUOTE(Zakariah)
Why can't you see, you belong with me <3
Not funny but <3 anyway
Posted by: Cycloneblaze Feb 16 2012, 07:30 PM
QUOTE(GhstChild)
Welcome to Puddingtonshireson Lane.
Posted by: Doctor Luigi Feb 20 2012, 11:56 AM
QUOTE(Matt Cat @ Jul 8 2011, 12:51 AM)
QUOTE(Bluity @ Jul 8 2011, 12:52 AM)
And there was one that said 'Can someone release a shiny and sell a legend voucher?" Good luck with that.
For a Phione? Sure.
I just saw someone with something similar:
QUOTE
can someone release a shiny and séll a sommon item
thing is, this guy has several shines, and is higher ranked then me
Posted by: Starships Feb 20 2012, 12:03 PM
QUOTE(Zhivago)
I believe in facial hair
Posted by: Cycloneblaze Feb 25 2012, 06:03 PM
QUOTE(Madara)
Travelled across Canada, gain alot of Exp..
QUOTE(Leverii)
give me some SPARKLY powder!
QUOTE(SagaDavid)
This is not a status message @busy
QUOTE(Jaysus)
Clicks for Wooper please, he burnt himself cooking
QUOTE(lunio)
I feel the need to KlaPoww.
QUOTE(Cobalion)
Hatch ALL the Rhyhorn!
QUOTE(Doctor Luigi)
SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE. and time lords. and palkias
QUOTE(Charlizard)
"NOOO! Bill, it's not your time!"
QUOTE(Mister Kitten Guy)
DO NOT FORK
QUOTE(DryLok)
Sporks, mortal enemy of the Foons..
There is a surprising amount of wit on this site.
Posted by: SoMaPoKiTo Feb 25 2012, 10:47 PM
QUOTE(RedLovingMidget)
This is not the status message you are looking for
Oh well, guess I'll keep looking...
QUOTE(BlackMamba)
Almost 6 months ... o: time flies...
Imagine if we had actual time flies
QUOTE(Snorelax)
TO AL'S TOY BARN, AND BEYOND!!
Ah, who doesn't find watching Toy Story and Toy Story 2 nostalgic?
QUOTE(Spottedheart)
Subtle as a cannonball.
I chuckled inside at this one.
QUOTE(Levaunt)
Why did the Ping go Pong?
Again, I chuckled inside at this one.
QUOTE(Swizzle)
If I were a helicase, I'd unzip your genes.
XD Biology jokes FTW
QUOTE
Trust me and we will escape from the city
Sonic Adventure 2 (Battle) For! The! Win!
Posted by: Mister Kitten Guy Feb 25 2012, 11:28 PM
QUOTE(Cycloneblaze @ Feb 25 2012, 09:03 PM)
QUOTE(Mister Kitten Guy)
DO NOT FORK
What do you know about making into the Status Messages thread twice, haters?
Posted by: Mr Spaz Feb 28 2012, 07:21 PM
QUOTE(Lucadyre)
Want cookies? Made with cyanide-I mean love!
So that's why they smelled like almonds?
Posted by: Cobalion Feb 29 2012, 08:05 PM
QUOTE(Big Papi)
Why did the blue reindeer llama cross the road?
The answer to your question sir: (click to showhide)
QUOTE(xRainbowDash)
Click Cobalion, for she needs ALL the love
:DDDDDD
QUOTE(Starships)
I'm only attracted to blue reindeer llamas
<3
Posted by: Keruso Mar 2 2012, 12:13 PM
+Synx Itax
Gonna get Wymsified next week. Awwww yeeeeah.
one can only assume what this actually means
Posted by: Evil Genius Kululu Mar 2 2012, 05:27 PM
QUOTE(Mister Kitten Guy)
What do I call a goal within a goal? :c
I believe, good sir, that would be a mini-goal
Posted by: Mister Kitten Guy Mar 2 2012, 05:29 PM
QUOTE(Evil Genius Kululu @ Mar 2 2012, 07:27 PM)
QUOTE(Mister Kitten Guy)
What do I call a goal within a goal? :c
I believe, good sir, that would be a mini-goal
GENIUS
Posted by: Evil Genius Kululu Mar 2 2012, 05:44 PM
QUOTE(Mister Kitten Guy @ Mar 3 2012, 07:29 AM)
QUOTE(Evil Genius Kululu @ Mar 2 2012, 07:27 PM)
QUOTE(Mister Kitten Guy)
What do I call a goal within a goal? :c
I believe, good sir, that would be a mini-goal
GENIUS
You mean Evil Genius right?
Posted by: Mister Kitten Guy Mar 2 2012, 05:52 PM
I keep using that joke! xD
Posted by: unearthly Mar 2 2012, 06:15 PM
QUOTE(Sweetie Belle)
i'd be more apathetic if i weren't so lethargic
How UN-enthusiastic
Posted by: Synx Itax Mar 3 2012, 03:35 AM
QUOTE(Keruso @ Mar 2 2012, 11:13 AM)
+Synx Itax
Gonna get Wymsified next week. Awwww yeeeeah.
one can only assume what this actually means
It means exactly what you think it does. ;D I... think.
Anyway, I saw lots of good ones.
"oh fck"
" Imagining things. Productivity - 69%"
... and others.
Posted by: Soundwave Mar 3 2012, 08:14 AM
QUOTE(buntom)
please feed wooper roast berries
QUOTE(Saphiro)
I have a fever and the only cure is RAWST BERRIES!
Gave me a chuckle.
Posted by: Flaming Vortex Mar 3 2012, 02:50 PM
QUOTE(Cobalion)
There's free candy in the shady white van~
QUOTE(SoMaPoKiTo)
I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts~
I ALWAYS sang that to one of my classmates just to piss him off. XD Then it kinda transformed into a response to a question that was followed by awkward silence. XD
Posted by: Mister Kitten Guy Mar 3 2012, 03:01 PM
Edit: Dafuq? Wrong thread. Sorry
Posted by: Mizuhisa Mar 3 2012, 11:20 PM
QUOTE(Mizuhisa)
Hi Mr. Owl How many pokemon does it take to shine?
Posted by: Gothic Togekiss Mar 4 2012, 12:50 AM
QUOTE(Gothic Togekiss)
N amount of Work/Effort = N amount of Reward(s).
Posted by: Cycloneblaze Mar 4 2012, 11:04 AM
QUOTE(Mizuhisa @ Mar 4 2012, 04:20 AM)
QUOTE(Mizuhisa)
Hi Mr. Owl How many pokemon does it take to shine?
QUOTE(Gothic Togekiss @ Mar 4 2012, 05:50 AM)
QUOTE(Gothic Togekiss)
N amount of Work/Effort = N amount of Reward(s).
You're not supposed to quote yourself in this thread!
Also:
QUOTE(Lacrymosa)
YOU NEVER CALL ME WHEN YOU'RE SO-BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER
Posted by: Mars Adept Enten Mar 4 2012, 01:21 PM
QUOTE(Sack is Sexy)
So you think you can love me and leave me to die?
QUOTE(snowfrost14)
". . . Just another brick in the wall . . ."
QUOTE
We were hoppin' and boppin' to the Crocodile Rock
I <3 me my classic rock references!
Shame we can't quote our own here... I really like mine right now. *pokes status* My status or bust all the way! \o/
Posted by: Natural Harmonia Gropius Mar 4 2012, 01:48 PM
QUOTE(SoMaPoKiTo)
Real men have a Bone & Crosskulls. Sorry Pirates.
This amused me.
Posted by: SoMaPoKiTo Mar 4 2012, 03:10 PM
QUOTE(Mister Kitten Guy @ Feb 25 2012, 10:28 PM)
QUOTE(Cycloneblaze @ Feb 25 2012, 09:03 PM)
QUOTE(Mister Kitten Guy)
DO NOT FORK
What do you know about making into the Status Messages thread twice, haters?
I say, it quite tastes like chicken.
On a somewhat related note:
QUOTE(rocket94)
try not to wake up on fire
QUOTE(Azerune)
This Space For Rent
I got a decent chuckle from these two.
Posted by: Mister Kitten Guy Mar 4 2012, 03:39 PM
QUOTE(Cobalion)
GPX+ EXPLORATIONS = SRS BSNS U GUIZ QQ
AMIGAD U GUISE
QUOTE(Aces High)
Screw you guys I'm going home
Posted by: Fading Like The Lilac Mar 9 2012, 10:12 AM
QUOTE('Haxorus)
Horseshoe of Demonslaying
NO idea what it means, but it's funny...
QUOTE('Master Houndoom')
P.I.M.P Pachirisu In My Pants!
QUOTE('Thornstar')
Friendly neighborhood cereal killer
Posted by: Flaming Vortex Mar 9 2012, 02:26 PM
QUOTE(Thousand Sunny)
So, do mermaids poop?
Teehee : >
Posted by: Moonlit Oak Mar 10 2012, 11:23 AM
QUOTE(Mad Moai)
Not here. Name. Message. Leave them. Beep.
I might actually do this. Gotta change mine anyway.
Posted by: Skywarp Mar 10 2012, 07:39 PM
QUOTE(LuigiFan219)
Error 404: Status Message Not Found.
QUOTE(Lollipop Liche)
Bad decisions make good stories.
QUOTE(Euphemia)
HELLO? YES, THIS IS DOG.
x'D
QUOTE(TheShyGamer)
I totally did not sleep during geography class.
Posted by: North Star Mar 18 2012, 04:12 PM
QUOTE(Verus)
Diglett Dig! Diglett Dig!
Dugtrio Trio!
Posted by: Keruso Mar 18 2012, 04:29 PM
QUOTE(North Star @ Mar 18 2012, 05:12 PM)
QUOTE(Verus)
Diglett Dig! Diglett Dig!
Dugtrio Trio!
ahhh, you screwed it up.......
Trio Trio Trio!
Posted by: North Star Mar 18 2012, 05:14 PM
QUOTE(Keruso @ Mar 18 2012, 10:29 PM)
QUOTE(North Star @ Mar 18 2012, 05:12 PM)
QUOTE(Verus)
Diglett Dig! Diglett Dig!
Dugtrio Trio!
ahhh, you screwed it up.......
Trio Trio Trio!
Dunno, it's been a while (and for "a while" I mean "several years") since I last saw that episode x3
...and I remember it that way. My memory is probably fooling me xD
Posted by: OrangeInuYasha Mar 19 2012, 12:40 AM
Old Skewl CJ
QUOTE
I AM A FLAMING MOLTRES.
Oh James...xD That was pretty special.
Posted by: Gambrinous Antiscian Mar 23 2012, 01:52 AM
James, I want my fire back!
QUOTE
F**K! Now I gotta get 300 interactions!!!
Amusing -- when you imagine what Status Messages would've been like if they were around in '09.
Posted by: Frankincensy Apr 2 2012, 05:33 AM
Current favourite:
QUOTE
SURFING A WAVE OF GASTLY ON A BOARD MADE OF GASTLY
Posted by: Evil Genius Kululu Apr 7 2012, 07:18 AM
QUOTE(kingvoice)
feed charmander the pink egg or'll it will die
Hold on. You have a Charmander that eats eggs? Woah. Just woah o.o
Posted by: Mars Adept Enten Apr 10 2012, 09:05 PM
Here's a good one. I LOL'd because it has the rather common shortened form of my UN:
QUOTE(The Brave Little Ronnster)
Apparently my idol toaster went to Mars. Wut?
And this one is good because of the meme:
QUOTE(MallratDogma)
I'm not gonna Raichu a love song!
And one more for the road:
QUOTE(hferg81)
Who needs Crestor when you have Rustor?
And I doubt anyone will get my current status, unless they happen to have seen MegaUltraJMan's IWBTFG LP.
Posted by: Cycloneblaze Apr 15 2012, 05:35 PM
QUOTE(Mimiisan)
The boss told me to change the status, so I did.
[sic]
Posted by: Mystaia Apr 16 2012, 11:48 AM
QUOTE(FaerieFallen)
Fog, fog, go away... give me rain anyday!
Well, that's a different spin on that old saying!
Posted by: purple umbreon Apr 16 2012, 03:17 PM
"Sh. ralts hunt is over NINETHOUSAND"
Poor guy, He hatched more than 900 eggs and still no shiny ralts.
But he says it in a special way.
Posted by: Fading Like The Lilac Apr 17 2012, 08:22 AM
QUOTE(Cobalion)
*puts on elephant hat and unicycles away*
Posted by: Mars Adept Enten Apr 17 2012, 03:39 PM
Even though I don't play WH40K or ME, I appreciate a good gaming meme as much as anyone. And these have gaming memes galore:
QUOTE(Fading Like The Lilac)
BAWKSES! THEY HIDE FROM US IN METAL BAWKSES!
QUOTE(Rhapsody)
Assuming direct control.
EDIT: Again, 'tis a shame we can't quote our own statuses, because I just changed mine to a VG meme one as well. As for what game? Look at my rotating userbars in my sig and go from there.
Posted by: Mr Spaz Apr 22 2012, 07:40 AM
I saw one person, saying "... what...?" I was wondering what it was that he was talking about. It said he was on Task 8 of Deep Desires. Now it makes sense.
Posted by: Fading Like The Lilac Apr 24 2012, 04:12 PM
QUOTE(Kami chan)
Where for art thou Shiny Klink!
Oddly enough, it doesn't mean 'WHERE are you, Shiny Klink?'- it means 'WHY are you Shiny Klink?'
Also, I got a mention! Yay! XD
Posted by: Blazing Blood Apr 25 2012, 03:50 PM
QUOTE(Mimiisan)
"Limited to 50 characters", eh? So exactly how lon
Posted by: The storm and all is up Apr 25 2012, 04:10 PM
QUOTE(Blazing Blood @ Apr 25 2012, 05:50 PM)
QUOTE(Mimiisan)
"Limited to 50 characters", eh? So exactly how lon
Now that's the best one so far. XD
Posted by: Gambrinous Antiscian Apr 27 2012, 05:25 AM
QUOTE(Blazing Blood @ Apr 26 2012, 07:50 AM)
QUOTE(Mimiisan)
"Limited to 50 characters", eh? So exactly how lon
There was one that was very similar to that:
QUOTE
I wonder how much space is in here probably not mu
They're both quite amusing. =P
Posted by: The storm and all is up Apr 28 2012, 02:59 PM
QUOTE(Rainbow Crash)
Now with 20% more collisions
QUOTE(Jen)
INFLUENCE THE NATURE NEXT TIME, JEN, KTHX
Posted by: Mars Adept Enten May 5 2012, 05:40 PM
Decided to check the online list for lulz and found this one:
QUOTE(LunaTheZoroark)
Here's the problem, too many toasters!
Ah, YTP jokes never get old for me. XD
Posted by: SoMaPoKiTo May 5 2012, 06:54 PM
QUOTE(Mars Adept Enten @ May 5 2012, 05:40 PM)
Decided to check the online list for lulz and found this one:
QUOTE(LunaTheZoroark)
Here's the problem, too many toasters!
Ah, YTP jokes never get old for me. XD
*looks behind* NO! (they don't
) But anyways OH BOY! moar YTP fans!
Posted by: Orenji May 9 2012, 10:16 AM
QUOTE(Natural Harmonia Gropius)
I miss you Fi! PLEASE COME BACK!
...I think I just read something I shouldn't have. To make things worse, I KNOW I'm going to cry when it happens
since she's totally different to Navi*hasn't finished Skyward Sword*
Posted by: jambovebogi May 14 2012, 03:27 PM
"All I see when I close my eyes are Trapinch eggs." lol
I never get find any good status message tho
Posted by: feather May 21 2012, 10:07 AM
"Eggs. EGGS. EGGS? EGGS!?!? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. EGGS."
Really epic!
[I forgot whose status message this is. ahum.]
Posted by: Mars Adept Enten May 21 2012, 11:41 AM
^I've seen that one too, but I can't remember which user has that either.
OTOH, I've found some that really stick out for me:
QUOTE(Suooki)
Shiny Snivy Shiny Snivy Shiny Snivy
Couple that with the 'angry face' status icon and an ongoing Shiny Snivy hunt of my own, and you can see why this is so fitting, IMO.
And another related one:
QUOTE(BlueSpiritFire1)
I WANT MY EFFING SH. SEVIPER!!!!!
Been there, going through that right now.
Paired with the Anger Cross status icon, and you have my feelings on the matter as well.
And searching through the Online List, that aforementioned 'eggs' status belongs to m190049.
Posted by: Forget me now Jun 27 2012, 05:02 PM
A special one.
I don't think I have a choice here... xD
Posted by: Eat My Bad Brains Jun 27 2012, 08:43 PM
QUOTE(Forget me now @ Jun 27 2012, 06:02 PM)
A special one.
I don't think I have a choice here... xD
Everyone quick! "Finga" their ditto! Ahaha! Wait... oh... finNa... blip of "gonna". NEVERMIND! :B
*whistles innocently and strolls away* >///>
Posted by: Forget me now Jun 27 2012, 08:49 PM
QUOTE(Eat My Bad Brains @ Jun 27 2012, 10:43 PM)
QUOTE(Forget me now @ Jun 27 2012, 06:02 PM)
A special one.
I don't think I have a choice here... xD
Everyone quick! "Finga" their ditto! Ahaha! Wait... oh... finNa... blip of "gonna". NEVERMIND!
*whistles innocently and strolls away* >///>
I feel like I'm finna go crazy with these status messages lately.
QUOTE(Wonderful Blackjack)
Really mad!! Soul Dews!!!! Y U NO summon Latias !!
IKR? Latios everywhere, just because I already got mine >_>
Posted by: SomeRandomDude314 Jun 28 2012, 03:47 PM
"Please warm my eggs"
That guy has 4 Pokemon in his party, but no eggs.
Posted by: Mr Spaz Jul 2 2012, 04:20 PM
Staar: TBD 16/16... I hate you TBD! </3 On task 4/15 in A Trio of Trials
Posted by: GiZmo Jul 3 2012, 03:20 PM
QUOTE
Samoo updated his status to: I see you reading this in your Friend Recorder
Posted by: North Star Jul 4 2012, 07:31 AM
QUOTE(MallratDogma)
I'm not going to Raichu a love song!
...'cause you asked Furret, 'cause you need one (8)
Posted by: Nikki101709 Jul 4 2012, 09:30 AM
QUOTE
TBD 16/16 :: Don't add me if you don't want clicks
I got confused by this one. I read it as Do add me if you don't want clicks XD
Posted by: Fangclaw Jul 17 2012, 03:02 AM
"CHECK YOUR BLOOD SUGAR AND CHECK IT OFTEN"
Hilarious, and I see it all the time. I forget who though. :/
Also, my sister's is pretty stupid. Hers says "refresh".
Oh, Gymnast3000. You know I love you.
Posted by: Shadow Suicune Jul 18 2012, 12:38 PM
QUOTE
Hunt Bidoof they said.. it'll be easy they said..
Posted by: BabyBichu Jul 20 2012, 04:32 AM
Fallen in love with the new version!
Posted by: Rhapsody Jul 20 2012, 12:07 PM
QUOTE(BabyBichu @ Jul 20 2012, 05:32 AM)
Fallen in love with the new version!
The topic is asking for other users' status messages that you've found interesting enough to post, not your own status message. (:
That being said...
QUOTE
Eggs. EGGS. EGGS? EGGS!?!? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. EGGS.
My brain read this in the same voice as "Snake? Snake?! SNAAAAAAAAKE!!"
Posted by: Nikki101709 Jul 20 2012, 12:33 PM
QUOTE
Is the daycare guy nude beneath that apron? On task 3/11 in The Angered Gods of Weather
This gave me a chuckle.
Posted by: Mars Adept Enten Jul 20 2012, 01:22 PM
QUOTE(Mad Moai)
Everything here has mushrooms in it...
I have no idea why, but this cracks me up. So does this one:
QUOTE(Samoo)
Tacocat is a palindrome ;3
Posted by: Cycloneblaze Jul 20 2012, 06:47 PM
QUOTE(Cwele)
Insert witty shiny hunt comment here
And it's so,
so true as well!
Posted by: SoMaPoKiTo Jul 20 2012, 09:40 PM
QUOTE(Cobalion)
Can I Axew a question?
Eh, Wynaut? Hit me up!
Posted by: The Lord of Chaos Jul 20 2012, 09:56 PM
QUOTE(Commander Wymsy)
I am the Shiny Ear Overlord
Wat. that is all.
Posted by: Commander Wymsy Jul 20 2012, 10:18 PM
QUOTE(The Lord of Chaos @ Jul 20 2012, 07:56 PM)
QUOTE(Commander Wymsy)
I am the Shiny Ear Overlord
Wat. that is all.
The yellow hexagonal part of Roggenrola are their ears. This essentially means they're just small rock ears with feet.
And they love me. I clearly have been chosen as their Overlord and thus am doing my duty by rounding up an army of them.
Posted by: The Lord of Chaos Jul 20 2012, 10:20 PM
QUOTE(Commander Wymsy @ Jul 21 2012, 12:48 PM)
QUOTE(The Lord of Chaos @ Jul 20 2012, 07:56 PM)
QUOTE(Commander Wymsy)
I am the Shiny Ear Overlord
Wat. that is all.
The yellow hexagonal part of Roggenrola are their ears. This essentially means they're just small rock ears with feet.
And they love me. I clearly have been chosen as their Overlord and thus am doing my duty by rounding up an army of them.
Ah, your new team for total world domination? :P
Posted by: Sweeter Jul 21 2012, 12:39 AM
QUOTE(Ashunyan)
get in loser, we're going shopping
Mean Girls FTW!
Posted by: Fading Like The Lilac Jul 24 2012, 04:58 AM
QUOTE
Ew must escapes out of here FASTLY!
I forget who it was... But high-five for the Quarter-Life reference!
(But Jimm was already blow to smitheroons...)
EDIT: I can't spell.
Posted by: Mars Adept Enten Jul 24 2012, 01:19 PM
Checking the online list and found this one:
QUOTE(Orenji)
Falco Lombardi, get your feathery butt down here.
Nintendo references =
Found another good one:
QUOTE(Neo Qwerty)
Oh son of a... My house burned down!
Don't look at me; I didn't do it!
And another:
QUOTE(bojangle387)
The Truth Never Set Me Free, So I'll Do it Myself!
That's a new spin on that old saying!
Posted by: The Lord of Chaos Jul 28 2012, 11:17 PM
QUOTE(Natural Cyber)
Next Shiny Hunt-Carvanha. Gonna need a bigger boat
DUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUNDUN.
Posted by: AOPSUser Aug 3 2012, 02:19 PM
QUOTE("Durppie")
I have GREAT BIG BALLS...FULL OF POKEMON >.>
She's a female...
Posted by: Forget me now Aug 5 2012, 02:11 PM
QUOTE
add me on your pal pad i will everyday
I don't verb!
Posted by: Kamikaze Shrub Aug 7 2012, 07:45 PM
QUOTE
can someone release a shiny and séll a sommon item
Yeah...
Posted by: Mintabani Aug 7 2012, 08:06 PM
I just saw this one as I was clicking:
QUOTE
CLICK DAT CHIKORITA GURRLLL (Samolicious)
And this one i see a lot
QUOTE
CHECK YOUR BLOOD SUGAR AND CHECK IT OFTEN (Wilford Brimley)
Makes me crack up every time.
Posted by: Mars Adept Enten Aug 7 2012, 08:19 PM
Found this on my 'Users who have added me to their PalPad' list:
QUOTE(Kamikaze Shrub)
Starting to care about IVs. WHAT AM I BECOMING.
I know that pain all too well.
And another:
QUOTE(Shadow Suicune)
Shiny Roggenrola? Too bad. Waluigi Time.
Yep. I know exactly where you're coming from, sister.
The
Brawl in the Family reference is a nice bonus, too.
Posted by: Eat My Bad Brains Aug 8 2012, 03:28 PM
QUOTE(Mintabani @ Aug 7 2012, 09:06 PM)
And this one i see a lot
QUOTE
CHECK YOUR BLOOD SUGAR AND CHECK IT OFTEN (Wilford Brimley)
Makes me crack up every time.
I can't help but wonder how many people have actually seen the diabetes television ad with Wilford Brimley. I remember it from, like, the early 2000s... maybe even as early as the 90s (I'm not sure though)... and I haven't seen it in a long time, but maybe that's just my area.
and DIABEETUS references have been everywhere... maybe it's on the Internet somewhere to be preserved for history... idk.
Seriously though, am I old, or is this ad being shown in other areas? (no need to answer, this is more of a rhetorical question than anything).
As for statuses, someone who added me has had a status saying "sorry, gone until wednesday" for the past 5 days... yet they have been online and clicked back [sometiems even more than once] every day so far... sure, it's totally wednesday now... but they definitely weren't gone... unless there's a phantom clicker D8
also, I can't help shake my head at the status saying
"add me for lucky egg clicks". Or something like thatt.
I mean.. c'mon... do people really not realize lucky eggs help themselves personally and don't affect the users they click. at all. I mean, really <______<
I would mention a not so facepalm-worthy funny one but I haven't paid attention to the statuses lately. Well, not as much as I used to at least. I mostly look at the flags now. I dunno why
I'm a stalker in disguise maybe C;
Posted by: Megatron Aug 19 2012, 01:42 AM
QUOTE
OLD MAN EGG FART. YES.
I-I don't even..
(Translation: I laughed and laughed and then became confused)
Posted by: Forget me now Aug 19 2012, 03:59 PM
QUOTE(Big Bidoof)
In PA with Jen and Nick. Jen's a butt.
lol.
Posted by: Snowsky Aug 20 2012, 09:28 AM
QUOTE(axio720)
2 + 2 = 10.... in base four...
Portal reference, yay!
Posted by: Orenji Aug 20 2012, 10:18 AM
QUOTE(ladymom)
15577 bidoof eggs = 0 shinies
Inu needs to beat that record XD 2000 is nothing compared to that bad boy.
ps - I reckon it's a typo, since the SR says 1583.
QUOTE(Soull)
I really wish I knew what I was doing.
And with a "?" icon next to it, it's unbelievably adorable. I bet it's a reference of sorts, but being quite the simpleton I am, well... *plucks courage and goes to hug*
Posted by: Mars Adept Enten Aug 22 2012, 12:46 PM
Just saw this on the 'Users who have interacted with me to whom I have not returned the favor' list:
QUOTE(Quiver Dance)
|><((((*> Fish are friends, not food! <*))))><|
Oh, Sammy. How you make my day with that
Finding Nemo reference!
EDIT: Just saw Jen's status retort:
QUOTE(Jen)
In PA: 16th-24th - No, Jeff's the bigger butt!
Touché.
EDIT 2: That 'i will everyday' status is netobeto's current one. *nudges Fmn*
And I found a few more I like:
QUOTE(Jazmine Lucario Trainer)
how is a pansage the color GREY?
Yeah, how does that work? The 'Green is Blue' excuse doesn't fly here.
QUOTE(Ainulindale)
Y U no make DECENT trinket offers?
Yeah. Same sentiments here. I at least try to offer stuff folks don't have in my Market offers.
QUOTE(Kazzui)
Asdfghijklöä!!
Not quite sure what elicited that reaction from them, but it sure sums up my SH frustration pretty well. ._.
QUOTE(AverageLurker)
Ew must escapes out of here FASTLY!
This one gave me a good laugh.
QUOTE(nokrow889)
i wanna rock but i dont like tock types :P
As did this one. Also doubles as a classic rock quote. Well, the first half, anyways.
QUOTE(Jusuf)
Add me to your Pal pad for Unstoppable Clicks
I didn't see the 'Clicks' part when I first read this and it sounded funny with that omitted.
QUOTE(Dictator)
Rooty enjoy my Seed!
*snrks* I don't know what the 'Seed' in question here would be, but this one could sound funny if your mind's in the gutter.
QUOTE(Amanda G)
Are hamburgers made of tauros meat in the pokemon world
Good question.
QUOTE(Makoma)
pom pom pom ~~
It took all my effort to not read this as 'porn porn porn ~~'.
QUOTE(Dreamer103)
Found some stretchy yarn! It's so distracting...
Wow... randomness much?
QUOTE(Mikahyl)
This is not a status message.
...Then what
is it?
QUOTE(BlackStarLine)
Turns out I have crap pokemon in the Battle Tower
I know how that feels, man.
EDIT: Just saw this one that I had to share:
QUOTE(Megatron)
Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
*laughs* Now if only more people would that advice.
Posted by: Mr Spaz Sep 2 2012, 05:13 PM
QUOTE(netobeto)
add me on your pal pad and i will everyday
What will you everyday?
Posted by: Galactic Anthem Sep 2 2012, 06:17 PM
QUOTE(Mars Adept Enten @ Aug 22 2012, 01:46 PM)
EDIT: Just saw this one that I had to share:
QUOTE(Megatron)
Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
*laughs* Now if only more people would that advice.
I like that one you found a lot. It's as though the word "leave" became a drifter instead of the typer forgetting to use it in the sentence.
QUOTE(Mr Spaz @ Sep 2 2012, 06:13 PM)
QUOTE(netobeto)
add me on your pal pad and i will everyday
What will you everyday?
It makes me think he creates a list of everyone on his Pal Pad and each day he removes everyone from his Pal Pad and adds them all back.
Posted by: Velocity Sep 5 2012, 11:12 PM
QUOTE
(Giraffe A Laugh) Well, mew looks better with no head
<
and here we go!
Posted by: Giraffe A Laugh Sep 5 2012, 11:20 PM
QUOTE
Velocity - Girafarig looks better with three legs!
YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'VE JUST UNLEASHED >o
Posted by: Velocity Sep 5 2012, 11:23 PM
QUOTE(Giraffe A Laugh @ Sep 6 2012, 02:20 PM)
QUOTE
Velocity - Girafarig looks better with three legs!
YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'VE JUST UNLEASHED >o
the Kraken?
You don't scare me! I have one of your precious Girafarig's legs!
Posted by: GiZmo Sep 6 2012, 12:21 AM
QUOTE(Giraffe A Laugh)
Well, mew looks better with no head
<
THIS IS
SPARTA STATUS WAR!!!!111
Posted by: Fading Like The Lilac Sep 10 2012, 04:38 PM
QUOTE(Completely Incomplete)
In the middle of a kitten pile. So precious...
QUOTE(Mirith)
Doth Mother know you weareth her drapes?
What is this I don't even.
Posted by: Forget me now Sep 10 2012, 04:48 PM
QUOTE(Mars Adept Enten @ Aug 22 2012, 02:46 PM)
EDIT: Just saw this one that I had to share:
QUOTE(Megatron)
Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
*laughs* Now if only more people would that advice.
Oh my, haven't seen something that in a while!
QUOTE(Hentai Joey)
I love kitties!!! o3o
QUOTE(Denzel)
WARMED OVER 1.5K EGGS AND BOY IS MY BUTT SORE
QUOTE(Beylese)
Pudgy pidgey is best novelty everyone else go home
Posted by: Soma Ghost Sep 11 2012, 05:46 PM
QUOTE(Troll Jesus)
hunting shiny snakes. i am the snake charmer
This amused me. Now I feel a little better about earlier (but not completely). This and seeing a commercial for Kirby's Dream Collection: Special Edition. <3
Posted by: Synchronize Sep 15 2012, 11:56 PM
QUOTE(im lotion w0 im da quen b)
stay gelis of my iconic username~
Posted by: Mars Adept Enten Sep 16 2012, 09:42 AM
What is this I don't even
QUOTE(OmegaNu)
Even electronic brain pancake crystal elderly
Again, too bad we can't quote our own status here. I thought up a pretty good one. *pokes status*
Posted by: Dreams and Dust Sep 16 2012, 11:21 AM
QUOTE(Mars Adept Enten @ Sep 16 2012, 07:42 AM)
What is this I don't even
QUOTE(OmegaNu)
Even electronic brain pancake crystal elderly
Again, too bad we can't quote our own status here. I thought up a pretty good one. *pokes status*
I keep reading it and reading it, in hopes that maybe it'll eventually make sense. .__.
I like yours, though. Heh.
Posted by: Mintabani Sep 16 2012, 11:39 AM
QUOTE(Lini)
I'll have nightmares of the man in a Bidoof suit..
QUOTE(Ninjaoety)
Heey, sexy lady! Op Op Op Op! Oppan Gangnam Style!
Because I LOVE GANGNAM STYLE eue
Posted by: Synchronize Oct 20 2012, 08:42 PM
QUOTE(Swizzle)
i become meguca
being meguca is suffering
QUOTE(comesailawway)
wwhat am i evven doin
QUOTE(Cinccino)
so many eggs I can't
Making sense is so last century.
QUOTE(Meenah)
D O G A R S
QUOTE(Captain Cyn)
I'll be back when i finish in bed with my wife.
QUOTE(Samoo)
READ THE GODDAMN FUCKING HELP PAGE
Posted by: NeonEspeon Oct 23 2012, 11:27 AM
Here's a few that I liked.
QUOTE
Huzzah! The fun has been DOUBLED!
I just watched that episode
QUOTE
They see me derpin', they herpin'.
QUOTE
This is not a status message. Or is it?
Err...no? Yes? Noo..but maybe it is...!? *brain explodes*
Posted by: Mars Adept Enten Oct 28 2012, 08:38 PM
Just saw one whose sentiments I share (although mine go a leetle bit farther... )
QUOTE(Rumn)
Whoever made Hoppip pink is a terrible person.
I know that feel, sister. I know that feel.
Found another I found amusing, although that may just be due to me reading through
Inheritance for my second time so far:
QUOTE(Ikol)
chirp chirp
Anyone who's read through the book will probably get what I'm talking about.
Posted by: KellieNoire Oct 28 2012, 10:29 PM
This one made me face palm... and wish my uni would catch on fire a little bit.
QUOTE
School is on fire, got the day off. All is well.
---
And this one... we all know that feeling. Ponyta >:/
QUOTE
Stupid Shiny flamerhorse
Posted by: Mars Adept Enten Nov 1 2012, 01:08 PM
Saw this on the 'Users who have interacted with my Pokémon to whom I have not returned the favor' list:
QUOTE(Zerxer)
I've been waiting for this moment, for all my life
In the Air Tonight quotes for the
!
Posted by: North Star Nov 6 2012, 09:45 AM
QUOTE(merunashi)
Fabulous Max
Mawaru Penguindrum <3
Posted by: Mars Adept Enten Nov 16 2012, 12:04 PM
Just saw this one:
QUOTE(Draknir)
This status is both true and false.
What? http://gpxplus.net/info/Yumbx much, there?
Posted by: Soma Ghost Nov 28 2012, 05:31 PM
QUOTE(Synchronize)
What is hiatus? Baby don't hatch me, no more.
Ahaha, I see what you did there. I was wondering where you'd gone off to. =P
Posted by: Xina Chan Nov 30 2012, 08:13 AM
QUOTE(m190049)
Eggs. EGGS. EGGS? EGGS!?!? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. EGGS.
LOL
QUOTE(MAST3R0FANIM3)
DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP
There is SENSE to it BZZZZZZZZZ
QUOTE(Miss resetti)
ASDFGHJLKJADFDGJHALK
Lolps.
QUOTE(Eiri Yuki)
SHINY FLAMING ZORA YOU JERK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I know what you mean...
'
Posted by: Like a spiral Dec 10 2012, 12:25 PM
QUOTE(Sam)
ZOMG U GAIZ DA WURLD IZ GUNNA END!!!1!!!one!!!11!
Posted by: Blueshiver Dec 10 2012, 03:06 PM
"Please give my eggs hugs, they're lonely!"
"Note to self: Don't summon eggs when Lab is full."
"World Domination!!!!... and ice cream"
Posted by: purple umbreon Dec 10 2012, 04:03 PM
QUOTE(PokemonEnforcer)
WHAT HAPPENED TO MY DREIDEL COINS?!?!
Well....You can't always win...
QUOTE(Jim Hawkins)
ZOMG U GAIZ DA WURLD IZ GUNNA END!!!1!!!one!!!11!
Sam....Why are yours always so funny?
QUOTE( Unicorn Barf)
I AM AN EFFING GRAPEFRUIT
....How come you play gpx then?
These are a few I found.
Posted by: Mars Adept Enten Dec 12 2012, 01:38 PM
Just found a good one, courtesy of Gambrinous Antiscian:
QUOTE
Hei Nun, Gimel my coins back; stealing's a Shin!
Gonna do some online list clicking and see if I can find some more good statuses.
EDIT: Found another good one, this time courtesy of Jen:
QUOTE
THOU SHALL NOT STEAL, NUNS
And another good one, courtesy of Vesus Levide:
QUOTE
What the hei!? Nun likes me!!
Posted by: Jim Hawkins Dec 27 2012, 08:02 AM
QUOTE(Sledwaya)
Soft Bidoof, warm Bidoof, little ball of fur..
Posted by: LuigiNo1 Jan 11 2013, 05:23 PM
I sure do like Big Bidoof's current one:
" "Java is to Javascript as ham is to hamster." "
Posted by: SilverLugia456 Jan 12 2013, 12:16 AM
Vesus Levide's status message: RIP My hands.
After the clicking i did yesterday my fingers are still in pain, I won't be clicking much today.....
Posted by: wishy the meowth Feb 12 2013, 08:47 PM
I found a lot of funny and interesting status messages on the users page! XD
This is not a status message, or is it?
Totodiles are toto-riffic!
Internet killed the video star
Bananas are awesome!
all we can do is keep breathing, now
I suck at life, but I'm wicked cool.
pokedexplus rox yup yup
School, why u no open today?!?!
THIS IS EUReKA!!!!! *kick*
mooo im a milktank
Noob here
CloysterMan can slam a revolving door.
Missing the remakes of ruby and sapphire What are they talking about?
I'm freaking addicted to this game.
let me axew a question...
Owow owwwwwwwww my feet!
Give Scyther Cgesto berry
HOLY- a building exploded near my house!!! That's the most shocking one so far!
Currently doing STUFF
My Pokemon would just LOVE some love!
click click click... forever
Badge achievements ahoy!
I have the necessary koalafications.
404 eggs, Shiny not found.
~ Trust me and we will escape from the city!
I'll have nightmares of the man in a Bidoof suit..
STOP CALLING ME SHORT!!!
Bulba bulba saur saaaauuuuurrr
Oh, right, this is a thing.
Merry Christmas!
Jingle Bells Jingle Bells Jingle all the Way!!!!!!
manners are important, yo
im training to be a lame gothy supervillain
liuolfvyouiylkvhjouiygsdoasdfolghasdoldfghkldf
PLS FIX THE NPC BUG & THE ENDING STEAK BUG! ZzzZzz I've always wondered why they never fixed that typo...
"Java is to JavaScript as ham is to hamster."
It's the end of the world as we know it.
Nope, no status here.
having a status
When life gives you lemons, kick it in the face.
Note to self: Note to Self
WhatWeGonnaDoTonightBrain? GonnaTakeOverTheWorld!
Happy Thanksgiving, y'all.
Posted by: Cycloneblaze Mar 11 2013, 12:33 PM
QUOTE(wishy the meowth @ Feb 13 2013, 01:47 AM)
Missing the remakes of ruby and sapphire
What are they talking about?
It was generally anticipated that remakes of Pokémon Ruby and Sapphire would appear in Generation V, since remakes of Gen II appeared in Gen IV, and remakes of Gen I appeared in Gen III. This, of course, didn't happen, and since we're almost in Gen VI, it won't, either.
(Pity, too. I had a team planned and everything.)
QUOTE(wishy the meowth @ Feb 13 2013, 01:47 AM)
Totodiles are toto-riffic!
Internet killed the video star
<3
Posted by: Elegant Elephant Apr 6 2013, 09:41 PM
QUOTE(Gambrinous Antiscian)
Lab Stalkers have egg sighting lives.
Posted by: Mordecaii Apr 6 2013, 11:17 PM
Two words. Commander. Wymsy's. xD
Posted by: DecepticonTimeLord Apr 14 2013, 07:16 PM
QUOTE(Dreams and Dust)
Quoth the server, "504".
Posted by: Persephone May 6 2013, 10:00 PM
QUOTE(The Howme)
Hi! Out of curiosity, does anyone read these? Why?
People read status messages so they can post funny ones here and gain views for the Pokemon in their signature.
Posted by: Elegant Elephant May 6 2013, 10:06 PM
QUOTE(Strayer)
I remember when the Backroom had stuff in it...
good times
Posted by: Glacial Sovereign May 10 2013, 10:17 PM
QUOTE
I don't like Shiny Pokemon or Notably Pokemon.
-nationkingdoms
I thought i wouldn't meet someone who wasn't "crazy" about shinies like me.
Posted by: Arceus Awakened May 11 2013, 07:45 PM
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk ~4everHallie
I just what
it's exactly 40 and everything
Allons-y! ~Equoncence
10th Doctor for the win.
Totally in love with Red ♥ ~Champion Green
Do I sense...shipping? DUN DUN DUN
Posted by: Persephone May 12 2013, 12:05 AM
QUOTE(Sukuna Hikona)
i wish i got fed as much as these pokemon do
HEAR HEAR
Posted by: Mars Adept Enten May 12 2013, 05:03 PM
Just found a good one on my "Users I have added to my PalPad" list:
QUOTE(Darth Krytie)
You want Tupari! Winners Drink Tupari!
ME memes in
my GPX+ Statuses? It's more likely than you think.
Posted by: Persephone May 13 2013, 02:41 AM
QUOTE(Wocky Kitaki)
GOT SN THANKS! BIZZOOOOOY
IN-CHARACTER ACE ATTORNEY REFERENCE AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
Posted by: Mars Adept Enten May 13 2013, 12:38 PM
Found another I like (and know the feel of all too well )
QUOTE(North Star)
TvTropes ruined my life
I know what you mean, sister. It's ruined mine too.
And another that I found amusing:
QUOTE(MiaSpirit)
All aboard the NopeTrain to ScrewThat Ville!
IDK why, but I find this one funny.
Posted by: GiZmo May 24 2013, 06:23 AM
QUOTE(Maria1)
Got 35 shinies from Safari. Thank you, Catwoman!
O_o
Posted by: Mars Adept Enten May 30 2013, 12:45 PM
Just found a good one:
QUOTE(Arceus Awakened)
I, Arc-Garland, will click all your eggs!
Final Fantasy I references FTW!
Posted by: Arceus Awakened May 30 2013, 01:33 PM
Ahaha, I was hoping someone would get that. XD
QUOTE(Killer Zylos Wolf)
*Enter Message Here*
I do like this one. XD
Posted by: Mars Adept Enten Jun 1 2013, 11:03 AM
What can I say? I <3 the old-school FF games.
Found one that struck me as amusing:
QUOTE(Kolu)
I just quit That Burning Desire! XD
Funny thing is, he's currently on task 15 of that Explo, according to his Explo status appendation.
Oh, irony. How I
you.
Posted by: Glacial Sovereign Jun 2 2013, 11:15 PM
"What...i don't even"
Don't know who's it was.
Posted by: Mars Adept Enten Jun 3 2013, 09:14 PM
Found some good ones again:
QUOTE(Inspector Gogoat)
LAG GTFO ALREADY!!!
QUOTE(Zher)
Warming eggs with shoe polish. Shiny yet?
QUOTE(Wellonamed)
I like trains.
QUOTE(Beauty Samantha)
I hold with those who favor fire.
*epic brofist*
QUOTE(Persephone)
And I thought Twitter's 140 character limit was ba
QUOTE(Aallen)
Attempting TBD for the first time... *gulp*
Good luck with that one, sis.
Posted by: Forget me now Jun 3 2013, 09:48 PM
QUOTE(Chocolate Eclair)
Life comes at you fast
QUOTE(eyani)
I remember when Eevee eggs were rare in the shelte
I don't remember tha
QUOTE(Zaidbenh)
My body is regi
do you have no shaymin making these jokes
QUOTE(DuskullOfTheDark)
Who you gonna call?
Teen Titans
Posted by: Silberchen Jun 4 2013, 01:58 AM
QUOTE
QUOTE(DuskullOfTheDark)
Who you gonna call?
Teen Titans
GO!
Man, I loved that show.
QUOTE(Cyzel)
I don't understand anything anymore.
Posted by: Mr Spaz Jun 5 2013, 03:28 PM
QUOTE(Forget me now @ Jun 3 2013, 10:48 PM)
QUOTE(DuskullOfTheDark)
Who you gonna call?
Teen Titans
For some reason, I feel as if I should actually be calling the Ghost Busters.
Posted by: Forget me now Jun 5 2013, 04:42 PM
QUOTE(Mr Spaz @ Jun 5 2013, 05:28 PM)
QUOTE(Forget me now @ Jun 3 2013, 10:48 PM)
QUOTE(DuskullOfTheDark)
Who you gonna call?
Teen Titans
For some reason, I feel as if I should actually be calling the Ghost Busters.
Kim Possible?
call me pick me if you wanna reach me
Posted by: Glacial Sovereign Jun 8 2013, 12:34 AM
QUOTE
Wanted: Shinies
rofl
Posted by: purple umbreon Jun 8 2013, 01:31 AM
QUOTE
How'd it get so late??
I'm wondering that myself sometimes.
Posted by: mimmi Apr 22 2014, 04:31 AM
Just got a glimpse of this one:
Not gonna Raichu a love song
It took me a while, but now I'm actually laughing
Posted by: The Blood Moon Apr 22 2014, 03:29 PM
I remember reading "Don't talk to molecules, they make up everything." 8D
Posted by: mimmi Apr 28 2014, 10:35 AM
"College wasn't all fun and parties like the TV said" hehehhehe :P
Posted by: Azor Ahai Jun 11 2015, 08:15 PM
QUOTE
You got that James Dean daydream look in your eye
Sam's current status. I love Swift's Style.
Posted by: The Majestic Mr L Jun 11 2015, 09:15 PM
QUOTE(Volmise)
"Mudkip" Mudkip mudkipped softly.
Sounds like an awkward parody of 50 Shades of Grey
QUOTE(trixie)
actually, i have no concept of time...
This sounds like my mom, haha.
QUOTE(Forget me now)
ALL HAIL YALHO & GOMGO
ALL HAIL MEGA SUNKERN AND WEEDLE
QUOTE(Doom Hunter)
Lately, I've been, I've been losing sleeeep
Weird, so have I.
QUOTE(AtomicJadeMouth)
tfw you get a shiny after a terrible day
Oh, I know that feel!
QUOTE(King)
CHICKEN SPEARS CHICKEN SPEARS CHICKEN SPEARS
Well then.
QUOTE(piepiebaby123)
i have no idea whats going on!
In response to the previous status, nether do I!
Posted by: Azor Ahai Jun 17 2015, 09:40 PM
QUOTE
This isn't Sparta and I am very lost.
From Lovelybones0.
Posted by: Gryphaena Jun 29 2015, 10:57 AM
"If quizzes are quizzical what are tests?" from PayPhone.
Posted by: Lord Raven Jun 29 2015, 12:30 PM
QUOTE(Azor Ahai @ Jun 17 2015, 07:40 PM)
QUOTE
This isn't Sparta and I am very lost.
From Lovelybones0.
Oh god, that username is disturbing
I saw a "too funk to druck" or something a while ago
Posted by: A Serendipitous Encounter Jun 29 2015, 01:40 PM
QUOTE
chickens also have emotions
Good thing to remember. - ztao
QUOTE
I am not a fan of Arceus after this exploration
The feels - alex robinson
Posted by: Genocider Syo Jul 11 2015, 02:19 AM
Spoiler (click to showhide)
Amusing mostly because this was captured by a mutual friend of the two of us pictured here (and because of the username connection but w/e).
Posted by: The Majestic Mr L Jul 12 2015, 10:16 PM
QUOTE
#Believeinthepeeko
I understood that reference. - grassmasterkaleb
QUOTE
Are we squid, or are we dancer?
But what if you were a kid, but also a squid?? - Genocider Syo
QUOTE
I'M A KID I'M A SQUID I'M A KID I'M A SQUID I'M A
Huehuehuehuehue - MiaTheFeline
Posted by: Mars Adept Enten Sep 3 2015, 11:57 AM
Decided to look through some statuses and found some good ones on the "Users who have interacted with my Pokémon" page:
QUOTE(Manah)
no motivation at all...
This is how I feel right now, kind of. But that's more due to my current status.
QUOTE(Daneh)
Matt <3 / I FUCKING LOVE LAGGING. IT'S GREAT.
For some reason, I can't help but think of MegaUltraJMan's IWBTG rant on lag with this one.
QUOTE(Sapphine)
no pokerus, you're not being helpful
Found this amusing, as one of my Pokés has Pokérus currently.
QUOTE(Mr Spaz)
My last words will be "I hid $1000000000 in the-"
Not sure what to say about this.
QUOTE(Lord Raven)
dedenne is the worst thing ever
I find this amusing as I've seen all the comments on the chat he's made in regards to that Explo.
Here's some other ones I've found:
QUOTE(Miss Natsume)
Infected with migraines: Super effective!
...Ouch?
QUOTE(ShinyVanillite)
Consult the Helix! 35/75 for Social Network
Ahahahah, the agenda of the Voices is spreading. Excellent... *tents fingers* (In other words, I approve of the TPP reference.
)
QUOTE(pokepan)
YOU WILL GIVE ME AN EGG
I can't help but think of that running gag on ProtonJon's Twitch stream when I see this. :>
Posted by: North Star Sep 3 2015, 12:14 PM
QUOTE(Rhapsody)
Slam your body down and wind it all around
is this what I think it is
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