The other day I was about to connect to the Official Server on Shoddy, when I noticed a new server labeled "Smogon University". So, being a bit curious as to the differences this server might have over Official, I registered and logged on. To make a long story short, I saw it had a UU ladder, I threw together a UU team, and clicked Find Match...
This is a battle between SMGT (Me), and Ancien Regime (A Mod on Smogon).
Rules: Ladder Match, Sleep Clause, Freeze Clause, OHKO Clause, Evasion Clause, Species Clause, Strict Damage Clause
Ancien Regime sent out Altaria (lvl 100 Altaria ?).
SMGT sent out Persian (lvl 100 Persian ?).
Ancien Regime switched in Steelix (lvl 100 Steelix ?).
Persian used Hypnosis.
Steelix fell asleep!
I select Hypnosis right off the bat so I can set up a Nasty Plot or two. Thinking that I'm about to use Fake out, AR switches in his Steelix, who gets put to sleep. ---
Persian used Nasty Plot.
Persian's special attack was sharply raised.
Steelix is fast asleep!
---
Ancien Regime switched in Hitmonlee (lvl 100 Hitmonlee ?).
Persian used Water Pulse.
Hitmonlee lost 54% of its health.
Seeing that I'm not the standard sleep inducer, he switches in his Hitmonlee to take the special attack.---
Hitmonlee used Stone Edge.
Persian lost 69% of its health.
Persian used Water Pulse.
Hitmonlee lost 46% of its health.
Ancien Regime's Hitmonlee fainted.
Predicting the switch, he uses Stone Edge. But little does he know that I had the Focus Sash.---
Tangerine has entered the room.
Ancien Regime switched in Absol (lvl 100 Absol ?).
Absol is exerting its pressure!
Tangerine has left the room.
Absol used Sucker Punch.
Persian lost 31% of its health.
SMGT's Persian fainted.
Absol lost 10% of its health.
Argh! I always predict wrong with Sucker Punch. I thought that he would predict a switch and try to boost his stats. Ah well...---
SMGT switched in Drifblim (lvl 100 Drifblim ?).
Ancien Regime switched in Steelix (lvl 100 Steelix ?).
Drifblim used Substitute.
Drifblim lost 25% of its health.
Drifblim made a substitute!
I switch in Drifblim to try and set up on Absol, but his Steelix comes in. This is where that Hypnosis in the beginning comes into play.---
Drifblim used Hidden Power.
It's super effective!
Steelix lost 47% of its health.
Steelix is fast asleep!
Steelix's leftovers restored its health a little!
Steelix restored 6% of its health.
I'm positive that Steelix will wake up and Roar me away, but I might as well weaken him down for the finishing blow.---
Drifblim used Hidden Power.
It's super effective!
Steelix lost 41% of its health.
Steelix is fast asleep!
Steelix's leftovers restored its health a little!
Steelix restored 6% of its health.
Wow! My luck is looking up. This turned out to be a key point in our battle.---
Drifblim used Hidden Power.
It's super effective!
Steelix lost 24% of its health.
Ancien Regime's Steelix fainted.
---
Ancien Regime switched in Absol (lvl 100 Absol ?).
Absol is exerting its pressure!
Absol used Sucker Punch.
It's super effective!
A critical hit!
The substitute took damage for Drifblim!
Drifblim's substitute faded!
Drifblim used Hidden Power.
It's super effective!
Absol lost 78% of its health.
Safely behind my Sub, I go for the OHKO. Unfortunately, it doesn't KO it, and I'm stuck trying to predict the Sucker Punch again...---
Absol used Sucker Punch.
But it failed!
Drifblim used Substitute.
Drifblim lost 25% of its health.
Drifblim made a substitute!
Yes! Guessed right. Now to take out that Absol...---
Absol used Sucker Punch.
It's super effective!
The substitute took damage for Drifblim!
Drifblim's substitute faded!
Drifblim used Hidden Power.
It's super effective!
Absol lost 12% of its health.
Ancien Regime's Absol fainted.
---
Ancien Regime switched in Altaria (lvl 100 Altaria ?).
Altaria used Ice Beam.
It's super effective!
Drifblim lost 50% of its health.
SMGT's Drifblim fainted.
I take out Absol... And get revenge killed. 
---
SMGT switched in Glaceon (lvl 100 Glaceon ?).
Ancien Regime switched in Drapion (lvl 100 Drapion ?).
Glaceon used Ice Beam.
Drapion lost 89% of its health.
Drapion's leftovers restored its health a little!
Drapion restored 6% of its health.
Thinking that this Altaria must be Scarf'd or Specs'd, I bring Glaceon in.---
Drapion used Night Slash.
Glaceon lost 27% of its health.
Glaceon used Ice Beam.
Drapion lost 17% of its health.
Ancien Regime's Drapion fainted.
Glaceon's leftovers restored its health a little!
Glaceon restored 6% of its health.
He lets his Drapion get KO'd... I had no clue why he would this, but I put my guard down, and this proved fatal.---
Ancien Regime switched in Altaria (lvl 100 Altaria ?).
Altaria used Draco Meteor.
Glaceon lost 79% of its health.
SMGT's Glaceon fainted.
Altaria's special attack was harshly lowered.
I really don't know what I was thinking here. Sure, it was my first UU battle and I was sort of nervous, but this was just plain stupid.---
SMGT switched in Hitmonlee (lvl 100 Hitmonlee ?).
Ancien Regime switched in Leafeon (lvl 100 Leafeon ?).
Hitmonlee used Stone Edge.
Hitmonlee's attack missed!
I bring out my Hitmonlee (Scarf'd) to try and revenge kill his Altaria. He switches to his Leafeon to absorb the physical attack. Suddenly, a plan hatches in my mind...---
Hitmonlee used Stone Edge.
Leafeon lost 35% of its health.
Leafeon used Swords Dance.
Leafeon's attack was sharply raised.
Leafeon's leftovers restored its health a little!
Leafeon restored 6% of its health.
---
Hitmonlee used Stone Edge.
Leafeon lost 33% of its health.
Leafeon used Leaf Blade.
Hitmonlee lost 100% of its health.
SMGT's Hitmonlee fainted.
Leafeon's leftovers restored its health a little!
Leafeon restored 6% of its health.
I do as much damage as possible to Leafeon before going down so that I could bring out...---
SMGT switched in Swellow (lvl 100 Swellow ?).
Swellow used Brave Bird.
It's super effective!
Leafeon lost 44% of its health.
Ancien Regime's Leafeon fainted.
Swellow was hit by recoil!
Swellow lost 15% of its health.
Swellow was badly poisoned!
Swellow! Time for some late game sweepin'!---
Maniaclyrasist has entered the room.
Ancien Regime switched in Altaria (lvl 100 Altaria ?).
Swellow used Brave Bird.
Altaria lost 84% of its health.
Swellow was hit by recoil!
Swellow lost 31% of its health.
Altaria used Ice Beam.
It's super effective!
Swellow lost 54% of its health.
SMGT's Swellow fainted.
I thought it would do more... Oh well, I have one more trick up my sleeve.---
SMGT switched in Absol (lvl 100 Absol ?).
Absol used Sucker Punch.
Altaria lost 16% of its health.
Ancien Regime's Altaria fainted.
SMGT wins!
Good game Ancien Regime! I had a lot of fun playing you.
Thank you for reading my Warstory! This was first UU battle, and my first Warstory, so criticism would be gladly accepted.