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Tim Dorsey, Florida author, alot of people won't know him, but he's awesom

Blax8192 View Member Profile	Mar 8 2008, 09:21 PM Post #1
Never turn down a really good pie... Group: Members Posts: 563 Joined: 27-January 08 From: right behind you o.O Member No.: 961 Active Squad	Tim Dorsey is the most awesome author in the world, you need to read his books to understand the sheer awesomeness, Serge A. Storms, he is now my role model, going around florida and killing people in utterly ironic ways, while still having an excellent plot that goes off completely randomly in the direction that you not only expected the least, but that was so completely obscure, you have to read the book again, and still find no clues of it, except maybe one, if you know carl hiaasen, then you'll love tim dorsey, he owns florida like stephen king owns maine, but while stephen king is he king of horror, Tim Dorsey is the king of satirical comedy one of those @55holes who blares their music, Serge kidnaps him, builds a speaker out of a hotel room using old speaker parts, ties up the guy inside it, boards up the windows so the acoustics are right, and hooks up an electric guitar to it, and starts playing with the guy tied up inside XDDDDD one person, he...I'll let you find out for yourself, they are awesome, he only leaves Florida ONCE, and he goes and wreaks havoc on hollywood, you'll love his books, no matter where you live, if you live in New Jersey and read Janet Evanovich, picture her, then picture her main characterdamn, forgets name 9^9999999times crazier, then you have Serge, I named my cat after him, yes, but he's that awesome. -------------------- These are my Topics which you should read, but probably won't (click to showhide) I'm not even going to tell you what they are because that doesn't seem to make people want to click on them very much. Click on a word for a surprise thread I made. a word, a word, a word, a word =mine A glimpse into my mind(by clicking you are signing a waiver on your sanity) (click to showhide) 42 I have noticed that out of all the things humans have discovered or created over the past several thousand years, we have improved upon almost all of them except for two things. Music and the environment. This begs they question of why exactly did we single these two things out to ruin beyond all recognition? Pie LOOK! A DISTRACTION! laughs madeja look! Walk up to somebody with a perfectly straight face and say (very slowly and clearly, sounding out each syllable) "peanut" and they won't say anything forat least five seconds because of the shock of it. (This works, but it's really hard to keep a straight face unless you bight the inside of your cheek very hard) May I ask you a very serious question? (Yes, that was my question) Have you ever given a one year old a nine-volt battery? Try it (no, I'm not being cruel, we did it with my cousin and the results are hilarious) Since they put everything in their mouths, they put it in, then shudder and try and get other people to eat it! Nicky, every time he sees a battery, he grabs it and walks up tothe nearest person, holds it out, and shudders! A woodchuck who could chuck wood would be so famous he wouldn't get any wood chucked, he'd be watching TV in his large trailer. CURSE YOU, VILLAIN! (\_/) _\(n.n)_/ (")_(") this is evil bunny, copy and paste him into your sig and help him keep bunny from taking over the world!!! I didn't want to put this in tags but the length was bugging me . . . just open it (click to showhide) I may be coming back soon, but for a long time as far as I can see, I won't be posting much. My mom screwed up her laptop and took over my computer so . . . yeah . . . read my story though, it's really rreeeeaaaaalllllyyy long, but a few people have told me it's good and I value their opinions (I think it's not that great myself) I've put a lot of work into it though and really would like some feedback By the way, I might have some repeated paragraphs and loads of spelling errors, but if you'd stick 'em in quote marks and point 'em out, I'd appreciate it because I'm too lazy to go through it + ink is too expensive to print it and my eyes hurt if I read it all on the computer now. You should copy it to Microsoft word to read it rather than read it on the forums because it's really hard to read it with all the colors and stuff, I just noticed. Click here to be bitten by a vampire! (New link, not for me, but to force a squeamish guy to partake of the blood he needs)