[X] My Assistant

[LucarioandDialga]

Talk about the moments when you failed, did something stupid, so on and so on.


For example,
Just today i saw a post that i liked and i was looking for a few minutes for a like button...then i realized this isn't facebook Hahaa!

Plus we can laugh at others, but not to where they start crying and try to make it nice hahaa

[Dazmi]

hmm... I think the dumbest thing I've ever done was put dog shit in my mouth. I think I was roughly 9 years old, but it was still retarded and I knew this. I'm not sure if this is a good thing or not, but at least I can say that I know what it tastes like. If you're curious, it's very bitter.

This post has been edited by Dazmi: Jul 27 2011, 05:17 AM

[Yamper]

Dumbest thing I've ever done..

there are countless unfortunately.

The most dumbest thing I can think of right now, is probably back when I was in some christmas festival in school. I was in the changing rooms talking to the gymnasts and they were practicing. So being the idiot I was, I tried and of course the floor had to be wet. I kicked my leg up and slipped over.

It was pretty funny considering they didn't know where they went. I felt so dumb after though haha. I'd even seen the sign "CAUTION. WET FLOOR" at least 3 times too.

EDIT: More... crappy things.

One time, heading into town there was a door which said "PUSH" on it. But of course, being the idiot I am, I spent at least 5 minutes pulling on this door shouting "WHY WON'T THIS OPEN" then some woman pushed it open for me..

And yes, before you ask, I am a blonde.

This post has been edited by Volcarona: Jul 27 2011, 07:22 AM

[Ryuko]

I'm the clumsiest person you'll ever meet. But I guess the funniest thing that has ever happened to me, was when I fell off a horse, rolled down a hill and landed in an electic and barbed wire fence.
Oh the laughter.

[roygbiv]

i installed a cheat for pokemon platinum to find a wild arceus it had terrible rewviews,but i did find a shiny ponyta

when i was 6 i wanted to put up lost pet poster for my dead turtle that i knew died a few years ago :/ i was stupid back then, probably almost retarded at that age good old days when i was stupid...

[Stratospheric Co...]

Once I was at a resturaunt and pulled the fire alarm because I saw some fire that the chef was cooking with on the grill. I was 4.

[Spokesman]

I called my home phone and asked my mom if she was home.

...I'm really a blonde in real life c:

[Permanent Jetlag]

I was at a Harry Potter photoshoot at an anime convention dressed up as Neville aand I was posing for a picture with a Bellatrix. Someone shouted out, "Hey! Neville! Point your swoerd!" So I did, but I pointed it at the crowd taking pictures instead of what they meant, which was at Bellatrix. But I corrected that in a couple seconds, but still. It was in front of a guy that I have a semi-crush on and I felt like a complete idiot. I was blushing the entire time people were taking pictures ;AA;

[Stratospheric Co...]

Oh, another one. I did a front-flip off of my couch and landed on my arm. I had to go to the hospital and was diagnosed with a bruised bone.

[BarkingChaos]

I've done a lot of dumb things, but I think the dumbest thing I've done was break two of my toes...by stubbing them on something made of foam. I'm still trying to figure that one out.

I've also put easy mac in the microwave without putting water in it and burned a still frozen microwave breakfast sandwich.

Yes, I defy the laws of physics...

[Spokesman]

I put soap in a piece of tinfoil shaped like a cup in the microwave. It caught fire in a second.

...I wanted to make shaped soap ;w;

[Lord Raven]

i put a krillin action figure from burger king next to the window because I thought it was cool, and then it fell out the window. so i decided to wait by the sidewalk until there was no traffic (that i knew of), run to the middle of the street, pick it up and then get the hell back.

it was a pretty busy motorway too, the limit was like 50 mph.... thankfully there was a traffic light

[Yamper]

oh..

another one I thought of. At a party... got stupidly drunk, didn't admit it. Drank half a bottle of wine in one go, from the bottle.

Bad idea. Threw it back up Here's one kiddies. Never get stupidly drunk!

OH YEAH ONE MORE.

Just now, I lost my phone. I picked up the house phone to call my phone, rang it... it was in my other hand

This post has been edited by Volcarona: Aug 2 2011, 01:03 PM

[Calming Madman]

Hm...

I was Mattress Surfing in a big field. I was with a lot of my friends and Family. And if you ever watched Jaws where they do the Pyramid thingy, And We pulled it off but we didn't know it was owned and I crashed through the bathroom window while the man was taking a shit.


Best. Day. Ever except for the last part.

[jilliannaaa]

The dumbest thing I've ever done was when I was 7.
I ran around the neighborhood, just showered, but without a towel on.

[Last Angel the K...]

I was trying to heat a nail file in a microwave.
I was listening to the radio, heard the driver flip past my favorite song, sat up too fast, and nailed my head on the roof of the car, and then onto the door.
I was seen with my dad at Shoprite. It was an electric door and he walked right into it.
And I slammed right into a glass door.
No, I'm brunette.

[Wildivlax]

Stupidest thing I can remember doing was this one time I had to crap so badly, I forgot to close the door. Then my sister walked in on me by accident.

This post has been edited by Razor the Tepig: Aug 18 2011, 03:55 PM

[BarkingChaos]

I would also like to add that I have walked into a sliding glass door (and it wasnt even the clear kind, it had bars on it to make it look window like) as well as the sliding screen door... Unfortunately, my friend was there to witness the screen door fail.

[Giyuu Tomioka]

My class was playing Jeopardy to help us study for some test on Renaissance Explorers and I was walking back to my seat when my teacher asked another question to the other group of kids.The question was like 'Which one found Florida?' or something and I turned around saying 'Whatever his name is' which was the answer that I forgot.Then the other group listened to me and got the answer XD
long story is long.

[Megatron]

Probably when I thought it was funny to go running down the hall, with freshly-washed hardwood floors, chasing my dog. Slipped, fell like a dumbass onto my hand (crushed under my chest) and ended up banging my foot into the corner of a wall. Couldn't walk properly for a good few hours.

Orrr one of my dumber moments was when my mum told me to dust this big abstract art piece we have in our living room. Rather, she wanted me to see if it needed dusting, but I went and starting cleaning it with the duster anyways. It comes loose and swings off the wall. I caught it, but it somehow banged into my left thumb and cut it. I got a nice little scar from it.

And then there's every other day of the week where I never pay attention to my feet and stub my toes off everything/trip over nothing. And yup, you guessed it, blonde.