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post Nov 20 2013, 08:22 PM
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This will only be funny to people who understand it. Then again, it's not really that funny.
From the Grox in Spore:
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post Dec 8 2013, 07:17 PM
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Might be paraphrased:

Barbas: Challenging me at the front gate, you have some pretty big ones for being a kid!
Denam: That's the same thing your dead friend said.
Barbas: You son of a...! Come here! I want to show you something! *pulls out gun* Do you know what this is? This is called a gun. I heard this weapon is more powerful then magic. *spins gun, then procceeds to kill one of his own lackeys*
Everyone else: *turns to look*
Barbas: S***, this weapon is too powerful! I'm gonna hurt myself with this thing! Hey you, hold this! I guess knights should stick with swords.*pulls out hammer* Come, Denam!

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post Dec 20 2013, 01:59 PM
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I found some pretty amusing dialogue early on in Link Between Worlds. One of my personal favorite moments is this:

(after Ravio gives you his bracelet) I know it looks like a hunk of junk, but it's older than old. A real treasure, that thing-! Uh, what?
(Link complains about the bracelet's smell)
What odor? You don't want it because it SMELLS funny? That's the smell of history, buddy! Musty leather! Moldy aromas! The rich fragrance of a relic!
OK, fine. I'll admit that it smells like a wet dog. But you gotta know, that's a GOOD smell. Besides...it's a gift. So the least you could do is wear it, buddy!

EDIT: And here's another fave bit of mine:
(after Irene introduces herself) All right. Get this. I had my fortune told this morning, right? And I was told that I'd soon be visited by disaster. DISASTER!
But if I want to change my future, I should take care of...green. I was like, GREEN? What, I should take care of the grass? I'm not mowing every lawn in Hyrule! Forget that. I'm a witch on the rise!
And then you came along-and then it all made sense. I've got to take care of you, greenie.

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post Feb 23 2014, 08:46 PM
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This is easily the funniest quote I've ever heard in a video game: "Alright I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!” - Cave Johnson from Portal 2


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post Sep 25 2015, 07:07 PM
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QUOTE(The Majestic Mr L @ Feb 23 2014, 08:46 PM) *
This is easily the funniest quote I've ever heard in a video game: "Alright I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!” - Cave Johnson from Portal 2


Ha. Ha. Ha.

COMEDY GOLD, everypony!!

Some of MY favorites are from a HIDEOUSLY underrated game called The Legendary Starfy.

"Why'd you drag me here!? You've got a LOT of nerve, clam! Why, I oughta... Wait. Are we on your show right now?"

~Snips, to Moe, on his Moe Show

"SHADDUP!"

~Snips

"Since meeting you guys, every day has been filled with tons of excitement!"

~Bunston

*I WIN!*

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post Jan 27 2016, 08:23 AM
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QUOTE(Kief @ Jan 28 2009, 05:46 AM) *
Post some quotes that are very funny in video games here
Mine is from Grand Theft Auto San Andreas
CJ when busted by a SAPD officer: "I'll tell you what one time, shut your mouth" (He said that to the cop)
LOL Classic!


Mine is Mario, that was funniest game ever.


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