I, personally, love it when people take the time to think up really creative/hilarious/clever descriptions for their Pokemon, it makes clicking extra fun! XD
for example: Irk Splee's description of their Houndoom Barkmeat -
"Fear is his brother, destruction his sister and pestilence his third cousin twice removed. Yes, it's a very big family.
He eats fear. He spreads fear on a bagel. With a little jam. And nuts.
Also. Keep away from cats. Seriously."
AH, IT MAKES ME LOL.
So, read any particularly awesome descriptions lately??
My name is hilarious.
Mess with me and I'll mow you down.
I eat Bidoofs.
- My Mowtom's Description (Cut Form Rotom ;3)
I had a comic of it chasing a Bidoof... aah I love it and how maniacal its grin is.
For a Slugma-
-I love long walks...taken by water pokemon take annony me...which is all of them!
-I love to see people pet me!
Come on! Pet me! You know you want to! I won't bite!
LOL. those are really funny. I havent come across a funny one yet!!
Lol.
I found one but i can't remeber where,
"Thunder is its enemy, Grass is its enemy.
Bread is also its enemy, because they go all soggy in water.
Oh be careful of elekids being here, It bites!"
I was clicking Rapidash King back today, and noticed an amusing description for their Tropius, Hoofaladoofala:
"Hoofaladoofala has a stamp collection that he is very proud of."
I also liked the description for their Nosepass:
"Tahiti is incredibly shy, and very insecure about her body, particularly her nose. She likes to go to the beach and bury herself in the sand."
Awww.
Well, I haven't come across any on my own, but the ones up here are funny.
Hehe. My descriptions are all just explaining which game their namesake comes from. Mayhaps I should stick a few tales inside-jokes in.
I rarely come across any funny ones..
I did come across this description...
Pokemon's Name: Horny
Species: Rhyhorn
"Me love you long time."
You need to know the song to get the reference. >w<
I'm hatching to many Pokemon at the moment to give them good descriptions. Just hard to pronounce Slavic/Roman names
Species: Shuckle
Name: Shuck Norris
Description: Graduated, and considered a guru in the art of Awesome, this Shuckle, Shuck Norris, beats that wussy guy, Chuck, in anything he does. She isn't just awesome, she invented it. Take that Mr. Norris!
Shameless self advertising go
You see that mudkip down there?
Yeah, him.
"Hey there, I am Amud Kip. That's my name and, if you move the space, my species."
"You still looking at me? Hmm... you must liek... I mean like... mudkips then."
"Still looking, are you? Perfect, another slave to the dominant species of pokemon! Viva la Mudkip!"
So I herd u liek world-dominating Mudkipz.
Irk Splee's descriptions are always fun to read. That's mainly why she gets my clickies
This topic inspired me to write my own descriptions. None are really that funny, though. ^^;
Irk Splee's are all hilarious. I loved Corina's reign of terror. Mr.Sausage *snort*
I don't usually read descriptions. But if I notice a new poke in Irk's party (which I always do), then I take the time to read the description. I also read her journal, more than I read most people's journals.
I dont think mine are as close to funny as these are! xD
I was in a rather whimsical mood when my Spoink egg hatched.
As I was naming him, I remembered that I once had a friend from an old forum whose favorite pokemon was Spoink. However, her username was too long to fit. But her nickname, Spork, wasn't.
And then for some reason The Matrix popped into my head and I just ran with my stream of consciousness from there...
Species: Spoink
Nickname: Spork
Description: There is no spoon. There is also no fork. There is only the spork. And the microwavable burrito, which is delicious. You want to eat the burrito, and thus you need the spork. Nummy.
mine are hilarious
jaykay jaykay
but i do like the one who nicknames hers after characters from the Office, that's cute.
lol my descriptions are somewhat lame, since they're mostly telling about the pokemon's character and such. Some of them need a bit of a redo actially.
i can't remember what the pokemon were, but i have come across a couple of amusing descriptions.
I hate to post again so soon, but at this point I think Ky Kiske deserves a mention under the "Clever" category. I like the song lyrics he puts down as the descriptions for his pokemon. Those descriptions are actually the reason I added him to my Pal Pad.
Not so much a description than a name, but. *self advertisement*
Species: Deoxys
Nickname: Space Twizzlers
Description: Twizzlers. Search your feelings, you know it to be true.
lD; yeah, I'm lame like that.
i might do this:
I can't feel my legs...
thats because your arms have been blown off
Meh... Mine aren't very funny. (a few may amuse, but none are hilarious) They're just stories, explaining why they're here, r something...
Hah, I just found Musical's profile - her Pokemon include a Hoothoot who can't fly but tries anyway (and keeps landing in the water... "It's suicide!") and a Gengar that thinks she's a Lopunny and keeps attempting to lay on the charm. Well, hey, I was amused. While I do like funny descriptions that are one silly little line (I'm no stranger to it, look at Pokemon like Mooch the Pelipper), my favorites are the ones that give a paragraph of personality. A RIDICULOUS personality, but personality all the same.
I can't remember who but someone has a Speed Form Deoxys that read:
Tag, you're it.
And I loled.
I've come across one or two funny descriptions. None that I can think of at the moment. The only Pokemon of mine that has a slightly funny description is my Spheal, Nadiya:
"Nadiya likes to sit on my roof and yodel. Her favourite song to yodel is Jimmie the Kid. But she gets thirsty from singing. So she has a large cup of peanut butter. But that makes her hungry. So she eats cheesy poofs. But then she gets all orange from being a messy eater. Well, if you buy her the discount cheesy poofs she gets all yellow. But she hates discount food. So get the brand name cheesy poofs. Or else she'll bite you. Nadiya is very vicious. She eats children for breakfast, with a side of bacon. She also is obsessed with Ivan the Terrible, and built a shrine to him on my roof."
i dont use descriptions
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Tera's Altaria Altair is pretty awesome. If you don't know who Altair is, I suggest you look him up.
"He likes to hide in haystacks. Don't piss him off, he's secretly got like 5 different weapons under those cloud wings."
It's especially funny because apparently "Altaria sings in a gorgeous soprano... "
And now for.... some self-promotion!
Here's my description for my Regice Jimmy:
'Apparently created during an ice age, Jimmy has seen many terrible and wonderful events and thus feels like the granddaddy of absolutely everything.
He has had many names during his lifetime, but likes going by 'Jimmy' because it makes him feel 'hip'.
His favourite pastimes are stamp collecting (he has several billion), stargazing and discussing the weather.
How he managed to end up inside an egg... we shall never know.'
YAAAAY JIMMY!
These are mine...
01. Zik (Pikachu)
Description: Zik, quiet and mysterious. His silence is deafening. Be prepared for it....
02. Granti (Torterra)
Description: Ntrinnu2 came on today and she knew I was rdy to be hatched. I tumbled out of the eggshell. She thought I was this cute and adorable female Turtwig and named me Granti; not that i look cute anymore!
03. Maette (Grovyle)
Description: Treecho was in an egg. It never occured to NTrinnu2 that I was gonna be a girl. She was shocked when she found out. I felt so embarressed about it. So she gave me the name Maette, saying I was a naive, charming and elegant female treecho, an aesthetic example of the treecho species.
04. Fliba (Miotic)
Description: Fliba, Fliba, Fliba, BUUUURRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPP.... Flibaa.
05. Big Blue (Metang)
Description: A duh! What else am i gonna be called? Big Green?
I'm thinking of calling my nosepass
06. Red Nos (Nosepass)
Description: Just cause I sneeze too much! Stop making fun of my nose!
what do u guys think???
The description I gave to my MissingNo. is pretty sexy, if only for what happens when it gets upset~ I might tweak it, though.
Nobody knows why this MissingNo. was named Plix. Even Plix doesn't know why its name is Plix. It is a mystery.
Plix seems to move sporadically, and has been known to occasionally have strobe lights come out from its pixelated body and play rave music.
Plix likes absorbing sweet stuff, and gets angry, hacks video games, or begins blasting Satanic messages, unintelligible Japanese, and distorted Pokemon cries when offered bitter food.
Hooray for shameless self-advertising~
Also, I've seen quite a few silly descriptions. Most of them from Irk Splee. There have been others, but I don't remember them..
And for some reason, I really love Insane Purin's description for their Whismer, Ted.
"I am a great soft jelly thing. Smoothly rounded, with no mouth, with pulsing white holes filled by fog
where my eyes used to be. Rubbery appendages that were once my arms; bulks rounding down into
legless humps of soft slippery matter. I leave a moist trail when I move. Blotches of diseased, evil
gray come and go on my surface, as though light is being beamed from within.
I have no mouth. And I must scream."
LOL just saw an entei description that went ""im in ur movie takin ur momz"" XDD
I personally think Irk Splee's are pretty funny. I haven't really seen any other funny descriptions, though. Mine may be mildly amusing to the right crowd. MILDLY AMUSING. Be warned?
Bilbo the Bagon
Bilbo, the child of Papa and Mama Bagon, hopes to one day become a powerful Salamence and breathe fire at his worst enemies...what, that's his dream? What a dumb Bagon.
Frodo the Larvitar (NO I AM NOT A LORD OF THE RINGS FAN)
Ever since he was born, Frodo has looked up to Bilbo. He also hopes to fight for truth, justice, and the Johto way. Wait, did he get that from comic books? Oh well. Let him have his youth.
Hedgie the Cyndaquil
This little flaming shrew may be gentle, but his fiery back is also...fiery. Watch out for that.
Derp the Bidoof
Derp is a very cool Bidoof. He can figure out simple addition, a task of which most Bidoofs find challenging. However, his teeth aren't as cool as his math skills.
what do you think of my supa weedy description
at daytime, this weedle just wears shades and pokes people, but at night, he escapes out of his window and grabs his cape and beats uup the evil crew. he likes jumping off tall buldings. but weedy has helpfrom hs team mates...
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Those are funny! I just click, I don't read the descriptions.
Well, this is one of mine, don't know if it's really funny.
Gulpin:
This is Ed, the überownage Gulpin.
He wants sweet food, so don't mess with him and give him his damned sweet food.
Yeah, I love Gulpins.
I found another amusing one - Wark's Lairon, Botang. "Affectionately named for the noise she makes when she walks into furniture." I'm gonna go through Wark's PC, see what else they've come up with... XD;;
I really need to read Pokemon descriptions more often. We've got some really clever people here!
And thanks for thinking I'm in that group, guys... every time I see my name in this topic I get all fuzzy. X3
heh no funny ones yet so I have been looking for them on legendaries wait can you put descriptions on eggs(been here since april but uh ever since my anti-virus wouldn't let me warm eggs I quit but just got it working)
Those are funny! xD
Irk Splee, Irk Splee, Irk Splee, Irk Splee...
... I hope you can't die from over-fuzziness.
I lol'd over yours Kendo Sword, especially Frodo's.
Trojan the Porygon2:
I hek ur computers.
Cheese the Lunatone:
THE MOON IS MADE OF CHEESE!
If Lunatone is half a moon, then two Lunatones would make a full moon. If both happened to be named Cheese, that moon will be made of Cheese.
Banana Man the Tropius:
Banana Man no like when people grab at Banana Man's bananas.
Blam the Shieldon:
Blam is the noise you make when this little monster headbutts you into a wall.
Be thankful his name isn't splat.
Some of my finer moments..
Self-advertising:
Chelinka the Togetic
She was the first child of the family and was somehow hatched female. And yet, she still doesn't know why she hatched female, or maybe it's because something else. She still cares for her family, and wondered about her younger brother who has reached his final stage. So she stayed at a corner, despite being a girl, until her owner found a shiny stone just to please her.
But for a reason, she is just like her owner. Quirky, firstborn, female... Representing her owner, she won't go out from her party unless her owner tells her to.
100% like me, I love her
I just LOVE the descriptions by my friend Oriona ^^ The examples:
Lynx, an Absol with a Jolly nature:
This pokemon is a walking disaster. I guess it's ok for absol to predict calamities but that thing is really happy when doing so. Sometimes I think he is crazy. He likes to laugh before thunderstorms and cloudbursts. He becomes unstoppable in windy days and resembles a cranky maniac.
Oedipus Complex, a Primeape with a Timid nature:
This primeape is rather difficult to handle. Though he is peaceful and diffident almost all the time, sometimes he acts quite hysterical. I think that's because he wants to be "a real primeape" but he doesn't know how to do it because of his inborn shyness.
And, by the way, I like Irk Splee's descriptions too *-*
I can't remember the user's name for the life of me right now, but I remember the Hariyama had some silly little description where he said he didn't like Hariyama pointing at him 'cause it's like he's sticking his middle finger at him.. I should remember because he used third person all the time. ._.
I thought my Golbat description was funny, but that might just be 'cause I'm old and easily amused by nostalgic things.
Pokemon Nickname: Batty
Personalized description:
Yo, the name is Batty
The logic is erratic,
Potato in a jacket,
Toys in the attic,
I rock and I ramble,
My brain is scrambled,
Rap like an animal but I'm a mammal
I been brain-fried, electrified, infected and injectified,
Vivosectified and fed pesticides,
My face is all cut up,
Cos my radar's all shut up
Nurse I need a check-up from the neck up,
I'm Batty
I like to think my Riolu's description is pretty funny.
Salla eats souls with ketchup. They apparently taste like hot pockets.
Her dream is to conquer the world. All she needs is 100 souls, a duck, and a hose. Arceus only knows where she's gonna find a duck and a hose at this hour.
Congrats to anyone who gets the reference.
My Natu egg just hatched a few minutes ago. I named it Mysterio, then remembered right afterwards that was the name of one of the minor villains from the Spiderman comic books. Before I went and put him in the daycare with Cassandra, my Xatu, I got the idea that he might take offense at all the comic book collectors who come by and ask him questions...
Species: Natu
Nickname: Mysterio
Description: Huh? What do you mean "Spiderman bad guy"? No, I'm not named after a comic book villain. What utter nonsense. I'm just a psychic-type pokemon who happens to be named Mysterio. Now go away, you silly weird-questions-asking thing.
While I'm at it, I might as well dig up a couple of my clever/semi-clever descriptions from back when I first joined the site.
Curio's description, like Curio himself, is my pride and joy. I put a lot of creative effort into it and even had to submit my first ever bug report when an error caused the / character to appears behind the ' and " characters when I tried to submit the edited version of the description, and it kept me from actually submitting my maxed char limit description. I edited the original description when I finally managed to evolve Curio.
Species: Mismagius
Nickname: Curio
Description: Curio is so named because his naive nature is unusual for his species, which are typically mischievous and sneaky. Some people assume that Curio is also short for "curious", since Curio often wanders off to examine random things that seem interesting to him. Having evolved into a Mismagius, which is known for its powerful and sometimes dangerous chants, Curio has instead decided to use his chants and his knowledge and collection of local plants to become a healer. He's earned the nickname "Curio the Witch Doctor" because of this. But as long as he can help people and pokemon, he doesn't care.
Gene's description is the only other funny/clever one I have out of all my pokemon that have descriptions. While I nickname all my pokemon, I don't describe them all. The other two that do descriptions have rather simple descriptions that tell what their Japanese names mean in English. Though given my proclivity for prose and poetry, especially among the more humorous veins, I think there will definitely be more funny/clever/just plain silly descriptions in the future.
Species: Flareon
Nickname: Gene
Description: He's not named after any specific person or character named Gene. In fact, I didn't even have regular names in mind when I named him, but rather the word "gene", as in those little bits of DNA you inherit from your parents. Yeah, my mind sometimes works in funny ways like that. And so does his, apparently, since he still keeps asking me exactly who he was named after even though I've already explained the origins of his name to him
I forget who, but I laughed really hard when I read their Houdoom's description. It went something like:
So-and-so likes to use his Will-O-Wisp attack to create orbs of fire and chase butterflies. It often ends badly for the butterfly, but it's cute nonetheless.
XD
My Lickilicky is the only description I have.
Stand back as this Pokemon will lick you just to see what you taste like. If she thinks you taste sweet, she won't let go for at least five minutes.
You have been warned.
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Groudon:
What Janek received: A red and blue egg that matched his Union Jack jacket.
What Janek expected: A Pokemon would be the colors of the British flag. They would be best Anglophile friends who would travel to the wondrous United Kingdom and have all sorts of wacky British adventures!
What Janek got: A hulking behemoth that most certainly does not resemble the Union Jack. In fact, it doesn't even know what London is.
Though Mad Mod is not as big as a full grown Groudon yet, he's getting there. Moddie doesn't know his own strength and acts like an overgrown puppy. Janek is TERRIFIED.
May, my female Zergoose's description:
This beautiful maiden is the first-born child of the mighty king Zerx. She is well known for her big gorgeous red eyes and her magnificent manicure , made by the best french manicure-makers.She had awesome childhood , living in Nakad's palace , where all sorts of sexy boys were making all of her wishes came true! She was always shy , because of her hairy breasts , but now she's powerful amazon warrior , using her manicure as deadly weapon.Currently she's ruling over Nakad's summer house-the "Special" box. Her BFF is Harley the Cacturn.There are rumors that they are lovers , but who knows!
Mr. Zerx, my male Zergoose's descriptions:
Original: "Memories of battling its arch-rivals, the noobs, are etched into every cell of Zergoose's body. This Pokémon walks the path of vengeance, and will do anything to see them fall at its claws."
Mine: It is said that Mr. Zerx loves the taste of human brain , but it's always hungry , because it's victims don't even know the meaning of the word 'brain' ...
Redrake, my Shiny Gyarados' description:
This powerful fish was living in peace for centuries.One day I heard the story of this golden fish and went to the Lake of Rage to catch it. After 3 long weeks of fishing, I finally found it and the epic battle began! Magicarp was unbeatable, but in a battle with my Infernape, Magicarp evolved into Gyarados and I caught it with a Master Ball. After that day me and my new Redrake were training a lot and when Team Galactic tried to capture Arceus, Redrake was the one who stopped them and then he defeated the rampaging Arceus. From thet day on, Redrake was known as the "Arceus killer".
this one kinda suck.
I try my best.
My Zigzagoon ZigginZaggin:
Zigginzaggin is a shy, superstitious perfectionist. "Don't step on a crack; you'll break your momma's back" is a saying well kept and obeyed by this Zigzagoon. She never leaves a door open, always eats sandwiches by eating the crust first, and makes sure her tracks are swept up. She's really picky about her coat of fur, as well. Never touch her, lest you dare misplace some of her fur from its alignment.
She will bite you. Many times.
Also, she owns a pretty stone collection.
My Riolu Revan:
Still in his youth, Revan has yet to overcome many hardships and trails to gain strength for his upcoming destiny. Not everything will be easy nor impossible. An obstacle, as he will come to say, is like road construction: It's best to drive off the freaking road and get around it that way. A challenge, however, is different. It's like a rock in the way of your digging; go ahead that blow that sucker to kingdom come.
My Smeargle Scribble:
Scribble is actually a horrible painter. She often draws ponies and mumbles to herself about football stats for popular players. She has no hope of ever becoming a successful artist, but her dream is to be a professional bowler. She enjoys her coffee black and often does yoga. She also had an affair with an Eevee...it ended up on Scribble writing, "I will never eat curry salad again" one thousand times all over the walls of the Empire State Building.
My Ryhorn Gaia:
This guy is all brawn, and no brain. Upon asked, "What does 2+2 equal?" he would reply "Fish." Fish for him is the answer to everything. Who was the second ruler of Egypt? "Fish." Why is the sky blue? "Fish." How do plants survive? "Fish." What does a heart symbolize? "Fish." Where do babies come from? "Fish."
I have a few more descriptions, but I think these are my best.
I actually don't want to evolve my Seedot, Lucrezia, because of this:
Small, excitable, and always has to know what's going on, so she usually rides around on Hay guyz's head. Has a surprisingly strong headbutt that she can deploy with devastating results, so it's generally wise not to cross her. Has a tendancy to play match-maker with some of the Pokemon in the group, aided by her thirst for gossip.
Shiftry's cool and all, but I love my tiny chatterbox riding around on a Lickilicky
Mine for my Tauros says this:
Often found in flower fields and gardens tearing up the land and breaking Miltanks hearts. Xerces is fond of having more than one partner Miltank at a time. What a player! >:
*shameless advertisement of the self veriety*
Sir Mayo the Tangla:
The brave Sir Mayo is a noble knight from the condiments kingdom,traveling to far off lands in search of villans to shoot with his Mayonaise Bazooka,(don't all knights have bazookas that shoot something edible?)....Oh yah,and don't get between him and him and his jello,unless you have a death wish.
Squishy the weedle:
Squishy,being a Weedle,always trys to avoid being squished by those bigger then him.It dosen't help that he holds a spot in the guinness book of world records for the smallest Weedle,and bug type in Pokemon history.He usually hides up in a tree,and for some reason is good friends with Reap.
My pride and joy,Nacho the Bidoof:
Hey,you.Yeah,you,with the face.My name is Nacho and I - Oh,where's Bidoofish you ask,well he had to...step out >=D.No seriously,he went to go buy me some churros!!!A bit of advice for you,NEVER,and I mean NEVER EVER get between me and a churro (mexican pastry).Seriously.Never.I Bite.Anyways,I'm a eight year old Bidoof and I'm considerd,"Annoying" among the others,I'm never seenwithout my backpack,and my goggles I wear on my forhead.I'm cool like that.I'm skilled in combat (even though I don't like fighting and I'm only level one...) Did I mention I have a churro gun,yeah,I do.So,bye =D.
Usually I fail at writing descriptions, but after getting the inspiration for my Salamence's name, a description popped straight into my head. o-O Keep in mind though that the point in time that the description popped into my head was before she hatched though... I've tweaked it a time or two as she evolved.
*cough- Shameless self-advertisement, oh noes -cough*
Sir Bacon the Salamence
Due to a clerical error at the Name Rater's house shortly after she was hatched, she was named Sir Bacon instead of Sir Bagon. She's taken to the name though, and with her evolution into Salamence, she can make her own bacon... but she still prefers to nick pieces as Chraelix is cooking them as it's less work for her. Despite the misnomer (in that she's a female and 'Sir' is usually given to males) of 'Sir' she has a very kind and surprisingly brave personality, jumping to help those in need and standing watch over the eggs while Chraelix is busy.
Yeh. Exactly. As a Bagon, she stole pieces of bacon as I'd cook them, and as a Shelgon would beg because she couldn't reach up to where they were ;P *clings to her* She's my favorite >w<
I found a rather simple one as I was doing clickbacks:
Taraxacum's Hoppip: Toast
It's what happens when you set bread on fire.
Simple, yet pure genius.
Mystica my lv 100 Milotic. Well I have to state which or you'll be browsing for her
In the beginning, when she was Feebas, she was abandoned by everybody, even by those who actually raised her. Feeling sad and downhearted, she ventured the rivers in search of a friend. Yet all those years of searching, there was no luck for a friend.
One day, Candy found her when she was fishing. It was a sight, and to see a little Feebas looking so sick. She raised her well, and their friendship begins.
After that occasion, she can't stand to use make ups to try raising her beauty. She indeed evolved, but not with all the make ups, but with her owner's compassion heart to try to raise her.
The ones in bold are what I typed at the beginning
half of the descriptions in here aren't even funny or clever, they're just shameless self-promotion. Kind of pathetic.
Anyway, I was browsing my click list this morning and I came across this little gem in the form of Himawari's Trapinch, Cinder:
Another shameless self-advertisement because I can't remember anyone else's clever descriptions. Here's the description of my Missingno, Abomination.
A pokemon that simply should not be. The Abomination is a cosmic anomaly capable of defying physics and altering trainer's perceptions. Its true form is a mystery, and only one thing is certain: This pokemon should not exist. Even worse is the fact that there are other pokemon like it that are far, far worse. While it has not been conclusively linked to the disaster, it is suspicious that only three years after it was discovered, the island it was found on was buried under volcanic ash. Missingno fhtagn! Missingno fhtagn!
I kinda like the one I gave to my Chatot, Ruhe (German command for quiet, less offensive than shut up. I couldn't fit 'halt die Schnauze' into the box...).
OH GOD
SOMEONE MAKE HER SHUT UP
PLEASE
What about my Shaymin? o_o
~
Luminia can be described as lazy, because she sleeps for half of her day. She also loves to eat....rubber?! Yes, she loves to eat rubber. She likes to be awake for the second half of the day, so that means she's awake at night. She can be hyper when she eats a lot of rubber, but only in the night though. If someone tries to wake her up while she's sleeping, she never wakes up until noon. (She's awake from noon until midnight and sleeps until noon.) Luminia is quite strange for a Shaymin, really...
HaganeGir's Moltres, Kluke:
Kluke, as a sacred bird, is far from the graceful, elegant character you would imagine her to be. Kluke decided herself that she was female. Kluke's egg was found chilling at the beach with a mixed coconut drink; to this day no one knows how she was drinking it.
Kluke founded an online dating service a few days after her birth, and over 7 billion people, more than the entire human population, have since joined. Basking in her newfound wealth and fame, Kluke recently discovered her wings are on fire, and has invested her funding into solving this. She also flings fireballs at scary people.
It's so random that it's clever. I love it
I expanded Ed's description and gave a description to my Swalot.
Ed the Gulpin
This is Ed, the überownage Gulpin.
He wants sweet food, so don't mess with him and give him his damned sweet food.
Ed is the first Gulpin of the Gulpin crew (yes, they're a crew).
He's the smartest, strongest, fastest, best, Gulpinest Gulpin of the Gulpin crew (well, that's what he thinks).
But we still adore him.
Paars the Swalot
Paars is the only Gulpin that managed to evolve into Swalot.
...
Yeah, we don't get it either.
I got 16 Gulpin, but giving them all nicknames and descriptions would be crazy.
Aside from my usual "This pokemon is this natured" at the beginning and "The owner likes this aspect about the pokemon" at the end, mine usually don't get very wacky. I do have a few though...
My Happiny Mish:
Mish is a baby Happiny that simply wants to grow and become a full adult Blissey, healing pokemon in anyway she can. Mish seems to like searching for stones, she often hands them out like presents to the other ranch pokemon though most of the others simply toss them away. If you don't pick her up gently she'll struggle to break free. Also... Don't take her rock, you wouldn't like her if you took her rock... Because she'll be angry.
My Squirtle Squi:
Squi seems to like being able to jump high into the sky, then land into the water. While Squi knows Aqua Jet, he mainly uses it to return after using withdraw and water gun to jet into the air. It also causes a panic among the other pond dwellers, as the return entry would end up beaching some of the pokemon.
Really don't know if they qualify...
I click Irk Splee every day just because of the funny descriptions.
kuriboh's pokemon:
Lilac the Breloom
Lilac, a happy little gal who just never gives up. She craves for love and that's why when she first came across Tumbleweed who is a loner, didn't really get along well. Lilac waited for some attention but received none. Nothing came. They waited until one day, Lilac layed an egg. Tumbleweed showed affection at last and then, did the two get along ell and layed lots of eggs together. They were the ultimate couple. Two perfect lovebirds, two perfect roses in full bloom.
Tumbleweed the Jumpluff
Tumbleweed is a loner who will normally say yes to anything and doesn't really bother about anything. he's quiet, even when he was a tiny Hoppip. "Hop, hop." he would always go but he would never hop but would only stand still and be blown by the wind. This is a picture of Tumbleweed one day, smiling which I found really surprising. It turned out that breeding with Eterna made him happy and then, I tried out more experiments to breed him with my other pokemon. He still may be a loner but deep down, he is happy to have such a family. I sense it deep in his heart.
Eterna the Cacturne
Eterna's a rash Cacturn who strikes back when attacked and can feel emotions quite easily. She loves to be mean to those who are smaller than her but has respect to those elderly ones. Tumbleweed and her was okay at first but one day, it just stopped and Tumbleweed found another girl, someone much more prettier and stronger. She hates her and hopes to kill her.
Zoey the Whismur
Zoey is a calm and collected pink fluffball who wants to be strong. She attacks rocks in her snowy surrounding and plays around with her best friend, Anastasia a lot. She hates when people cry and so does not cry herself. She is different that any kind of Whismur on this world. Hopes are high for her or as she believes.
But I have to admit, triangle shipping makes me lol
After making two that seem to stink, I got a good one... Of course with the nickname, it had to be done...
http://gpxplus.net/AwtlBQZm
This Bulbasaur bows for no one
It is he who faces deadly Salamences with no fear, knock outs any legendary in a single blow, is responsible for the defeat of any Garchomp that dares to even step upon reaching their evolution, and can steal poffins from the poffin box when no one is looking, he is the mighty VANCOR THE INVINCIBLE!!! Okay... So it was a bit of a stretch... I do catch him steal poffins... Vancor is the ranch's "resident muscle" and will always defend the ranch even though he's only a baby. It's okay, it just means guests will think he's "cute". Don't ever call him that though...
*SHAMELESS HAND SANITIZIN' SELF-ADVERTISIN'* *I'M RANDOM LIKE THAT*
Well, yukitor told me it was funny. P: Hope it's funny to you.
Strider, female naive Surskit (Masquerain someday)
"This cute little thingy is one of the few Surskit thingies I, KendoSword, plan to keep. I plan to go...SHINY HUNTING. Really, doesn't Shiny Surskit look pretty cool? Okay, now we're making poor little Strider here sad. I'm sorry, Strider. *pats on head*"
Rapidash and Irk Splee have just about cemented their places in this rank of honor, if you could possibly call it that. Not enough people I see are describing much at all! It sickens saddens me. D - :
You guys are hilarious. I need to start looking at the descriptions.
I haven't made any descriptions myself, but I might start to. Inspiration. Thanks, you guys.
I was in a really Irk Splee-ish mood when it came time for me Mysterio to name his and Cassandra's kids. He let me name the first one that hatched, but insisted on naming the other four. Then when the next egg hatched, he promptly turned and asked to borrow my thesaurus. Here's the descriptions for Mysterio's wife Cassandra and their five children.
BTW, some of the opinions quoted in Cassandra's profile are entirely right. Mysterio is terrible at naming things, which is proven by the fact that he went and officially announced his family's last name is Xatnat. Oy vey.
Cassandra
Cassandra is an opinionated woman who is never shy about speaking her mind. The only time she typically stay quiet is when the subject is about or indirectly involves the future- being a Xatu, who actually know what the future holds, she knows to limit her sharp tongue to opinions about pokemon, humans, and events in the past and present.
Her most constantly voiced opinions are of her husband, Mysterio. To her, his nature isn't quiet but "more of a daft nature", he needs to evolve "so the visions can shock some sense into him", and " he sucks at naming things, especially children ".
Serenity
BrainpanSonata was collecting Natu eggs to reach an weird goal: have a pokemon that embodied her RP character. When the first of five eggs hatched, it fit the exact qualities sought. Fate's funny like that. Cassandra and Mysterio, whose three eggs were part of the "Natu hunt", insisted on adopting her.
Ironically enough, even though she doesn't care to learn about her namesake, she finds Curio's work fascinating and wants to be his apprentice.
Temerity
When Cassandra and Mysterio's three eggs were ready to hatch, Mysterio insisted HE'D be the one to name them. Then he asked if BrainpanSonata could help him by providing her thesaurus- and her handy hands with their fingers and opposable thumbs.
Their eldest daughter had a bold nature, so he looked up "boldness" and chose to name her Temerity since it sounded the most feminine.
Too bad he didn't look up "temerity" in a dictionary. It would have saved him a vicious tongue-lashing from his wife Cassandra, who later did. And future insults from Temerity, who grew up to be just like her mother.
Amiability
Despite Cassandra's protests after looking up what he'd named their first child, Mysterio turned right back to the thesaurus to name their second child- and was immediately stumped.
"So many synonyms for mild," he moaned, "and none of them will suit. Lenient? Mellow? Genial?"
"You are NOT naming our daughter Genial!" shrieked Cassandra. "One typo and she'll get reported!"
"Okay, okay! Hmm. What about this one? Amiable... I like the sound of it. Maybe... Amiability?"
And so the child was named Amiability. Given her inclination to make friends easily, the name really does suit her.
Alacrity
"Okay, this is the last one to name," said BrainpanSonata. "At least right now. Are we ready?"
"I've got the thesaurus," said Mysterio, pushing a book in a sealed, wet plastic bag with his feet.
"Blast, he found the hiding spot," said Cassandra. "I've got the dictionary."
"I've got..." Sonata paused. "My hands, thumbs, and shouldery perch."
"And I've gotta RUN!" shouted the little Natu as she sped past. The trio watched her, stunned.
"Look up 'fast'," Mysterio finally said. "Then cross-check it with words that mean 'REALLY fast'."
Alacrity's name really suits her. She just LOVES to run.
Bob
It was a crucial day for The Xatnats (a name which Cassandra STILL hated). The last of the five kids was ready to be named.
Sonata and Cassandra watched Mysterio, who had insisted he name this hatchling as well. Mysterio... was stalling for time.
"Shouldn't we have prepared some sort of special party?" he asked nervously. "Or something?"
"Oh, shut up, idiot," sniped Cassandra. "I know you talked that Pachirisu into looking for the thesaurus. He's STILL looking."
"Impulse?" asked Sonata. "I just saw him trying to out-mime Decroux."
Sans thesaurus, all Mysterio could think up was "Bob".
I read Balu each and every day. She brings joy to my world with her combination of witty names and droll descriptions, most of which are limericks.
Heres a funny one from one of my friends:
Custom Description
Sprouts is a 'pretty cool guy' (so he thinks). He never leaves home without his shades, he thinks that it helps him 'pick up chicks'. However, the only thing he's been able to woo was a male gender-confused Paras.
Sprouts is the king or bad pick-up lines. Right now, his favourite one to use is "were you born in a forest? Because you're a fox!"
I'm sure I once read about someone who had a Palkia army, and one of their Palkia's had a description containing "Besides, how many girls can look their teacher in the eye and say 'My Palkia erased the space that contained my homework?'" or something like that.
Wish I could remember
*pumps her own one*
"Lemon is a giant sourpuss and hates his trainer more than anything in the world. Why this is, no one knows, considering how much the trainer tries to make him happy. Heck, even all the candy in the world wouldn't make Lemon happy with his trainer. He would probably be more than likely to throw the candy at said trainer and laugh as he watches her get buried under all the candy that she probably blew her life savings on just to make Lemon happy.
We think it's because Lemon hates the fact that he'll probably be a sexy feminine looking bunny when he's happy."
*E* And BrainpanSonata? Those descriptions are awesome. XD
I was doing clickbacks and read peacefrog777's descriptions. The randomness of them gave me a laugh.
Race: Piplup
Name: Penguin
She loves snow like all penguins do. She also enjoys eating nuts with Squirrel. She likes making snow angels and yelling at people on Jerry Springer; she just knows that guy was dressing up in his girlfriend's clothes behind her back.
Race: Magikarp
Name: Sushi
Mmm...sushi...*drools* Other Pokemon keep trying to eat him, but the joke is on them; someday he will be a Gyarados, and he will try to eat those Pokemon. He believes he could win Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader.
Race: Numel
Name: Camel Lumps
She has lovely camel lumps and loves making you crazy with them. She will get get get you drunk, get you drunk off her camel humps.
The one that made me laugh was kato's Choco:
DANGER!!!!!
First,do NOT feed him chesto berry!Makes him bite and steal Ms Robbers leg again!Poor Ms.Robbers...
Made me lol.
hooray for shameless self advertising! the first one isnt that good. the second one i was feeling pretty random when i wrote it.
My Mighyena Hellhound:
Do ya get it? His name is Hellhound, and he's a fire type? Cause there's lots of fire in hell? No? You don't get it? Ehh, me neither.
My Riolu Superman:
He eats fear for breakfest. Usually with a side of bacon.
Danger is his middle name. Just kidding, it's actually Bob.
He loves to watch Spongebob. Squidward is his idol. One day, he hopes to have as big a nose as Squidward.
He likes to karate chop your face. Along with your arms, legs, and vital organs.
His favorite food is tropical smoothies, although mostly for the fancy little umbrellas. He then tries to use it to protect himself from the rain and wonders why he still gets wet.
His favorite past time is Rickrolling people. NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP, NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN...
Aw, shucks. Never thought I'd be found and have Moddie's description read, much less put here. You've made me feel both warm inside and self-conscious. The idea just popped into my head and I had to write it down, mostly for my own giggles. But I'm glad it could amuse strangers.
Anyway, for my own contribution, I'd like to bring my friend http://gpxplus.net/user/Diddgery's descriptions to light.
First, his Furret's description, The Weasel:
shameless advertising, lol.
tee hee, another one of mine -
for my Slugma http://gpxplus.net/info/AGN0Zmx5 -
"Flash is a SuperSlugma and he plans to save the whole wide world. He specialises in spectacular rescues from burning buildings and baking simply superb souffles just by looking at them. He may only be able to reach speeds of 20 metres per hour, but rest assured he will get around to saving everyone, DARN IT HE WILL."
I must say that BrainpanSonata's descriptions are pretty good. So now it is decided that I think Irk Splee, Rapidash King and BrainpanSonata are all great at writing this stuff.
http://gpxplus.net/user/HaganeGir
^That user^
That's seriously all that needs to be said.
They're all quite hilarious.
I made an effort to copying him. Though I don't think I'm doing it as good.
This one is a bit odd, by Cecilia.
Ave Mitica the Spearow:
I'm a legendary bird I tell you. Believe me.
I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave Ave Mitica.
Found a gold mine while mass-clicking today. Shiver's the name and proving nonsense is just plain hilarious is the game.
Pokemon: Vaporeon
Nickname: Patella
Description: One day, Patella was taking a delightful stroll in the park. Suddenly, NINJAS! Hundreds of them! Patella had to think fast. She reached for a makeshift weapon. A park bench. She wielded the bench and twirled it in the coolest style imaginable. The ninjas approached. She held them back for several minutes. Eventually the bench began to wear down. She knew it couldn't last much longer. She was correct. The bench asploded into tight shorts. Patella put on the tight shorts and flexed every muscle in her lower body. The sheer sight of this blew the ninjas' minds. And then Patella was a zombie.
Pokemon: Ninetails
Nickname: Purfire
Description: She backflips into erupting volcanoes for fun. When she gets bored of that, she uses imagination to create black holes and then backflips into them. Then she uses more imagination to escape from non-existence and backflips across the universe. She searches for planets to enslave. When she finds one, she forces all the life on it to build a teleporter and send her back to Earth. Then she goes to bed, wakes up the next day, and repeats the process.
Pokemon: Raichu
Nickname Dezday
Description: OVER NINE QUINTILLION YEARS AGO, Dezday created the universe. Nowadays, she spends her time drifting around in the Earth's atmosphere playing flaming guitars with her teeth. She defends the Earth from oncoming asteroids by shooting eye lasers at them. She is also the greatest rock-paper-scissors player the world has ever known.
Pokemon: Marowak
Nickname: Counter
Description: He has mastered the art of barrel rolls and dramatic gestures. He uses his bone to create fissures in the Earth, then he dives into them and backstrokes to the core. That's where he buys his groceries. After he gets his food, he walks to the sun to check on his rose garden. Because he waters them with cobra venom, they are the manliest roses ever. Instead of in a bed, he sleeps in thunderclouds.
Pokemon: Weavile
Nickname: Frag
Description: Spends his time in the ice caps snowboarding down mountains. Earth often gets boring so he snowboards to Neptune. Upon arrival he creates zombies for himself to battle. After he defeats them all, he builds a house out of the them and sells it to cosmic real estate agencies. If he doesn't feel like doing that, he stays on Earth and moves glaciers in the path of ships.
Pokemon: Misdreavus
Nickname: Festa
Description: Festa plays chess on roller-coasters. When she's bored, she creates new oceans. Oceans in the sky. However, not many people notice her beautiful sky-oceans, and this upsets her. So she flings them into the atmosphere via catapults. She also enjoys long walks on the beach.
I only have two described and named, one after a friend and another is a 'memorial' so to speak.
Anyway, I always enjoy reading Irk Splee's.
I wish I could contribute someone else's, but since I cannot remember any witty, entertaining descriptions at the moment, I'll self-advertise as a stopgap.
Name: Pantsuit
Trainer: Thumb Blighter (me)
Species: Torchic (female)
Description: She would have been called Blazer were she not female. (Get it?)
That's all for now.
EDIT: ...or it isn't. I don't know if this is allowed for the thread, but http://gpxplus.net/user/Blue+Tomoshibi Journal entry really tickles me.
I've seen some pretty funny ones. Mine are all boring.
I should make some funny ones some time.
I wrote a couple for my recently hatched pokemon that may be interesting to some
Trick the Murkrow:
Trick played a trick on me before it was even born, by making me think it was a Taillow egg. Now, he still plays practical jokes on me and the other pokemon. He also has a shadow, in the form of a Starly that seems to be attracted to him. He's embarrassed about the Starly following him, but likes the help when it comes to setting up his tricks.
Feather the Starly:
When Feather hatched, Trick was the first thing she saw. Instantly attracted, she started to follow Trick around, and doing almost anything he tells her to. Because of her following him and her careful nature, she's the only one that hasn't fallen for any of them yet.
I updated Vancor! http://gpxplus.net/AwtlBQZm
It's time for the Vancor TV show, brought to you by Happy Jerky, now with 10% more Slowpoke tails!
*Theme song plays*
DO DO DO, DO DO DO! DO DO DO, DO DO DO! DUN DUN!
HE'S VANCOR THE INVINCIBLE! THE GREATEST BULBA-SAUR! HE CAN TAKE ON ANY GAR-CHOMP THAT STEPS FOOT IN HIS WAY!
Vancor! That Nuclear Missile is about to destroy that maternity ward! You have to do something!
VANCOR, THE INVINCIBLE! WITH ALL HIS STRENGTH AND MIGHT! VINE WHIP! RAZOR LEAF! SOLARBEAM! AND HE WILL WIN THE FIGHT!!!!
Just don't all him cute, or you'll get a vine whip across the face... Seriously, don't do it...
I haven't seen any on others Pokemon, but here's my Flaaffy's description:
Rico has high standards. He loves Pecha berries, but in the end, he'd be happy with any kind of food and often has to settle for just that. He fancies himself a protective king and that the eggs and Pokemon he watches after are his loyal subjects. His "subjects" don't necessarily feel the same way.
I'm going to smash the shameless self-promotion theme here.
Gotta give another mention to Irk Splee. I know people already have, but darnit, she's just got so many good ones! I'm especially amused by these ones:
Emo Turtle - (F. Blastoise Clone)- She's so saaaaad and no one understaaaaaands her. Just because she's DIFFERENT. She didn't CHOOSE to be hatched this way! WHY can't the world just ACCEPT her for who she is? BAWWWW
The others were perfectly ready to accept ET, of course, but then she started her whining and they all backed away, severely disturbed. She spends most of hes time sitting in the corner writing bad poetry. Thankfully, her evolutionary line cannot use HM01.
Sheldon- (M. Altaria)- As a Swablu, Sheldon really likes things clean -
WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU ARE STANDING IN HIS PERSONAL SPACE
DO YOU KNOW WHAT KIND OF GARBAGE IS ON YOUR SHOES?! DID YOU CHECK?! HOW DO YOU KNOW YOU HAVEN'T STEPPED IN ARCANINE POOP, HUH?!
AGH! NOW HE HAS TO CLEAN EVERYTHING! YOU'RE MAKING IT WORSE! GETOUTGETOUTGEEETOOOOUT!
I'd also like to mention a pair of Kendo Sword's that I still chuckle every time at:
Woot Woot- (F. Spearow)- One day, woooot got an egg, hoping to hatch every Pokemon of Kanto. But when the Spearow hatched it kept saying things like "Can I get a WOOT WOOT?" it really annoyed woooot, so he released it into the daycare.
KendoSword found the bird saying "Can I get a WOOT WOOT?" and running around in the shelter. She was so charmed that she adopted it, but wound up regretting it, for every waking moment of the day it would shout,
"Can I get a WOOT WOOT?"
Blade- (M. Yanma)- This Yanma is snappy and usually has a witty reply to any remark. Surprisingly KendoSword doesn't mind this. His amazing speed granted him the name Blade. Woot Woot certainly minds his sass, as whenever he say "Can I get a WOOT WOOT?" Blade responds negatively. Woot Woot chooses to ignore him.
i havent found any lately and i have been checking like mad.. sigh...
i did have my totodile hermie's.. it is the firstest one i ever did... his mode his modest by the way.
You ever get that feeling that you know your different? Well Hermie figured that out at a young age when his trainer got him a pet dog and he nipped the pets ear in some repremind and seconds later spit out the whole ear.. the dog ran away. Ever since then Hermie has been most modest about his bite. He is quite careful now and when new people approach he will turn his back to you so you won't be tempted to touch his mouth. Only his trainer goes near his teeth, and that's because with all those teeth he needs help brushing. Fighting plaque and bad breathe one razor sharp tooth at a time.
Here's one I just wrote for Sleeper, my Rattata:
While most young Rattata like to run around, Sleeper likes to...well...sleep. Usually lounging in the sun or sleeping somewhere, Sleeper acts more like a Snorlax rather than the Rattata she is. The two things that will wake her up is either the smell of food or someone approaching, and even then, she may not get up right away.
The other pokemon try to help by keeping an eye on her, to make sure she doesn't get eaten, but can't watch her 24/7. Lets just hope that nothing bad happens to her...
-perks up- I recently began naming my Pokemon after mythical Greek gods and stuff. My favorite in particular is my Magikarp, Heracles. So I've been using pieces of legends for their descriptions. His is As his first Labor, Heracles was challenged to kill the Nemean lion. This was no easy feat, for the beast's parentage was supernatural and it was more of a monster than an ordinary lion. Its skin could not be penetrated by spears or arrows. Heracles blocked off the entrances to the lion's cave, crawled into the close confines where it would have to fight face to face and throttled it to death with his bare hands. Ever afterwards he wore the lion's skin as a cloak and its gaping jaws as a helmet.
He's not evolving because I like the irony.
Here's another one from PeaceFrog777. I love this guy..or girl.
Name: Milkshakes
Race: Militank
Her milkshakes draw the attention of many males to her place of residence and/or employment, and they declare its quality far surpasses that of yours. She conquers, its quality far surpasses that of yours. She could convey to you the recipe but would have to demand compensation.
Name: Amphitrite
Race: Milo
Amphitrite is the queen of the sea! She is more beautiful than any other Pokemon, however, she is not very ladylike; her proudest moment was when she successfully belched the alphabet.
That Miltank is AMAZING. XD
Hi there !
Didn't intend to actually post on the forum, but i can't resist sharing this piece of fun...
It comes from a French player, leader of the association "Soyez fous, soyez français !" (Be crazy, be French) - don't search it on the Groups lists, since they are French they don't come here much. The name is http://gpxplus.net/user/yoyo.
Anyway, they are seemingly planning an invasion of the world... They already have their best agents ready...
- G. Bon_Clay ( a Gorebyss) : "Mon premier pokemon travelo (Rose et male!). Pour la peine, il sera le general en chef de mon armée \o/"
Translation : 'My First transvestite Pokémon, (pink and male!). For his trouble, he'll be the General of my army \o/'
- Bella (an Ekans) : "Aime se faire belle en se maquillant et en se mettant un jolie noeud vert fluo sur sa tęte, histoire de montrer que c'est la dominante de ce groupe .
A tendance ŕ avoir l'habitude de faire les męme bętises que son maître."
Translation : 'Likes to look pretty by wearing makeup and a beautiful flashy green bow on her head, so that everyone will see she's the group's dominant. She tends to do the same stupid things as her master.'
But there are my favourites :
- CP9_coqui (Shellder) : "Premier membre du CP9.
Trouvé dans un aquarium ŕ Nausicaa (et volé ŕ Nausicaa par Yoyo croyant que c'était un pokémon surpuissant et mauve)."
Translation : 'First member of the CP9. Found in Nausicaa's aquarium (and stolen from Nausicaa by yoyo, thinking it was an ultra-powerful and purple pokemon.)'
- Larve_CP9 (now a Kakuna) : "Le Pokemon surpuissant du CP9.
On ne rigole pas quand on affronte ce monstre, seul un zarbi peut éventuellement le vaincre.
Attention, il pique.
Ceci est un message de la communauté Soyez fou, devenez français."
Translation : 'CP9's ultra-powerful Pokemon.
You don't laugh when facing that monster, only an Unown may be able to defeat him.
Beware, it bites.
This is a message from the community 'Be crazy, become French'.'
- Terminator (Magikarp) : "Elle est puissante. Elle a anéanti le dieu des Pokemon et tous les pokemons légendaires avec son attaque ultime. Elle ŕ détruit la moitié de l'agence "Soyez Fou, Soyez Français" avant de perdre face ŕ Larve, notre meilleur agent.
Depuis, elle nous a rejoint et elle en profite pour calmer ses pulsions meurtričres sur le monde."
Translation : 'She is powerful. She annihilated the Pokemons' god and all the Legendaries with her ultimate attack. She destroyed half of the "Be Crazy, Be French" agency before she finally lost to Larve, our best agent.
Since then, she has joined us and is trying to damp her deadly urges...'
One I just wrote for my female Quilava, Quileute... http://gpxplus.net/AQL5ZGR4
No, despite her nickname, she does NOT know any werewolves or vampires. GET OVER IT!
...
*ahem* Anyhoo...
The firstborn of the group, she feels she has the most responsibility. Unfortunately, she completely disregards that so she can stare at the floor unendingly. Either she has OCD, ADD, x-ray vision, or she's a carpetbuyer. The world may never know...
~E4 Hikaru
"Oh... hi. Thanks for noticing me. Um, feed me, I guess... or you could just ignore me. Like everyone else does. *sigh*
Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be over here, NOT BEING AMERICA."
Saturndjinni's Bidoof, named Canada xD
...oh God I need to start reading more descriptions. XD @ Canada the Bidoof.
Don't worry, Canada, I still <3 you
ALL THE GUYFS IN MAH PARTAY EXCEPT THE EGG OBVIOUSLY.
They are the ones I lurrrrve the most. Thus why I gave them stupid names/descriptions!
...If I ever get a clone Pokemon I want to name it "Failed Abortion", except that would probably get me banned. Oh well, I doubt all the letters would fit anyway.
If you miss it tonight, you won't know what everyone's talking about tomorrow.
Self-advertising ahoy!
Came up with a couple of good ones for a couple of pokemon I picked up today during The ShelterStorm (Shelter Explosion, Validation Population Acceleration, whatever). Bonus points to anyone who gets the secret reference in the last line of Bennett's description.
Name: Elgan
Species: Baltoy
Description: Turn, two, three. Spin, two, three. This is The Dance Of The Ancients, which is as old as time itself. One moves, one spins, one spins as one moves.
Turn, two, three. Spin, two, three. This is The Dance Of The Ancients, which is steeped in eons of pride and tradition. One must hold one's head high. One's arms must be kept steady and level with the floor.
Turn, two, three. Spin, two, three. The is The Dance Of The Ancients, which is performed as the performers of long ago watch from on high. One must never stumble or get dizzy and fall down. NEVER.
Name: Bennett
Species: Abra
Gender: Male
Description: Bennett is very proud of the fact that he's a master chess player. He can play up to ten games of chess at a time, teleporting his way down rows of chessboards, and can even play chess while asleep... which he often does.
His attempts to teach the residents of The Pokemon Palace how to play chess haven't been very successful, due to lack of interest or plain lack of skill on the part of his students. But he's grateful that Sonata, Donovan, Cecil, and Hannu are always willing to play against him when they can, even if they're all novices.
He claims Pete Martell taught him everything he knows.
trixie08's pokemon (go trixie )
Usagi-chan the Cresselia
I find it strange that this particular Cresselia, a graceful Pokemon of the Moon, can be so clumsy at times!
Lentz the Dialga
He's named after the History teacher I had this past semester, Mark. Get it? History? Time? Oh, I'm wasting my breath.
Pinky the Burmy (Trash Cloak)
NARF!
From laskuraska.
Vaporeon - Kojiro:
"Kojiro hates the water, won't swim, and sometimes refuses to bathe. He evolved on accident when his curiosity led him to nose around in my bag and he happened to find the water stone I had intended to use on my Polywhirl; it's kindof sad and pathetic."
Umbreon - Cordoza:
"A nasty little schemer, Cordoza hopes to assemble a pokemon mafia and run a profitable racketeering enterprise. He doesn't know what to racketeer, exactly, but considers this not to be much of a concern. He knew from the get-go that he wanted to be umbreon when he grew up, so he willfully forced himself to be noctournal as an Eevee."
Everyone has mentioned http://gpxplus.net/user/Irk+Splee's pokémon, but I must say this particular one made me laugh out loud the first time I saw it:
Mr. Sausage, the Grumpig
Custom Description
Irk Splee has a rather sick sense of humor, really.
Poor Grumpig!
Heres the description I gave to my Sneasal:
Custom Description
I HATE THIS SNEASAL!!! IT APPEARED IN MY PARTY SOMEHOW EVENTHOUGH I DIDNT CLICK IT IN THE SHELTER LAST NIGHT!!!1111 I ALREADY HAVE A WEAVILE!!!!1 SHAME ON THIS STUPID SNEASAL!!11 I COULD HAVE GOTEN A BETTER POKEMON IN THE SHELTER IF IT HADNT WANDERED INTO PARTY!!! WHEN I THROW THIS IN THE SHELTER IN A FEW HOURS, NO ONE GIVE IT A HOME!!! LET IT DIE IN SHELTER!!11!!!
Also, his nickname is Stupid Sneasal. :P If you want to see him, hes in my party, waiting to be abandoned. I just didnt display him in my siggy because he dosent deserve it.
Here's the description given to my Munchlax, Totoro:
Totoro, Totoro
Totoro, Totoro
Who leaves the Seeds?
For you to find?
Follow him and you will see
a Treasure there...
Then plant the seeds...
And help them Grow...
It may seem like a dream..
But things are not what they seem..
Now begins a new adventure for you!
Not really funny, but it's cute. =D And it might bring good memories to someone~
Star Guy the Cleffa:
Feeling kind of embarrassed about being male, yet cute and pink, makes him act extra tough to make sure people know he's a guy. He's often seen training with Palmer or Flametail, but can't resist dancing when there's shooting stars in the sky.
Name: Oyster
type: Omanyte
description: We all like to eat "Oysters".... so don't be shy to eat this fellow!
(This is not Pokemon abuse!)
lulz. ^^
I changed the description of my Quilava, so it's no longer funny. =[ It does have something to do with a project I'm going to start, akin to Irk Splee's ranch.
~E4 Hikaru
Blu's spheal xD
This Spheal is the ninja, and also the walrus (goo goo gjoob).
One of her favourite hobbies is to beat people at stuff, whether they be races or other things, and she also rather enjoys listening to Rick Astley's music.
i think is kind of funny
I always love Irk Splee's descriptions, I especially love the emo turtle one. 8D
My Gastrodon MWAAAH's description:
"MWAAAH! MWAAAH!"
Arceus, that gets on my nerves!
"MWAAAH!"
All she ever does is sit around screaming
"MWAAAH!"
All day!
"MWAAAH!"
Of course, she does occasionaly try to play with the eggs to help them mature--NO, PUT THAT DOWN! YOU'LL BREAK IT!
Sigh... The lazy bum...
"MWAAAH!"
...I'll let you figure the name out on your own.
Now, if she had been MALE, the description would've been completely different!
~E4 Hikaru
havnt found one yet but im enjoying this thread. . .
Irk's Rippy (Feraligator) description:
Billy and his family went on a holiday
They went down to Florida to laugh and dance and play
Bill went in for a swim, he didn't see the harm
But when he came back out again, he was short an arm
Rippy the gator went chomp chomp chomp
Rippy the gator went chomp chomp chomp
Passing the time by ending children's lives
Down in the bottom of the swamp swamp swamp
Lol, dark, quite dark.
DO NOT LISTEN TO ASFGHN SHE LIES I AM NOT THAT WITTY.
She is, though. ;D AND SHE SHOULD POST MORE DESCRIPTIONS.
Like Thunder the Jolteon's:
"Thunder is the perfect embodiment of all the traits that many trainers love about their Jolteon... and what many more trainers hate about them.
Inherited from the ubiquitous "friend of a friend," Thunder is evidently not too comfortable with his new family, and expresses it whenever -- and however -- he can. Whether he is racing recklessly about or harassing the older pokemon, smashing priceless valuables with his madcap games or leading the younger ones into danger enough to turn Kat's hair sheer white, Thunder is more than a handful.
He's more of an armful. Or an EVER-LOVIN' LIFEFUL."
Self-advertising time, yay!
I'm not as witty as IrkSplee or BrainpanSonata (you guys are great!), but I do try
Tuono the Jolteon:
Tuono's name is Italian for Thunder, but most of the other Pokemon just call him Tu. He enjoys daring the others to stick forks into his fur (usually resulting in them falling over), and has already been responsible for several of Summer's injuries.
Rikoshay the Sneasel (soon to be Weavile)
Rikoshay (shortened to Riko) loves chasing the Chatot on the ranch. She claims it's in her natural instincts to chase birds, but just to be sure, she's kept well away from the eggs.
Summer still hasn't forgotten that awful Magikarp incident...
I think my favourite was Tuono daring the others to stick forks in his fur xD
Just found Tibia's Starmie, Menkar.
Tibia was hanging around the shelter, watching the pokemon when she felt a slap across the face and everything went dark. Reaching up, she peeled an overly affectionate Starmie off her face. Unfortunatly, the rules of the Shelter meant that the pokemon was now hers. "At least I won't have to buy a Water Stone when my Staryu egg hatches," she thought, resignedly.
So Tibia dragged out her star chart to search for a suitable name. Deciding to take matters into its own limbs, the Starmie flopped onto a page, leaving a large, wet ring around the star whose name translated as "Nostril".
WHOO boy. Where to BEGIN. XD Best Starmie ever.
I've tried to be funny with some of my descriptions, so here are a couple:
My Tropius, Hollywood:
Tired of just watching all the same stars pass below him, Hollywood the palm tree took action.
It set about evolving, and eventually was able to move his broad leaves, resulting in him taking flight.
He now roams the world, looking for the next big star.
That famous tree has absolutely nothing to do with Hollywood the Tropius, and in fact, Hollywood the Tropius gets really annoyed when people assume that he is Hollywood the palm tree.
My Exeggcute, Not Ditto:
You're quite certain this Exeggcute has never been, and never will be, a Ditto!
(Joke is stolen from MS Paint Adventures, and it may only make sense if you know that I was completely convinced that is was a Ditto egg until the moment it hatched.)
And DERP mk VII, the Bidoof:
Through generations and generations of selective inbreeding, a pokémon which was literally as dumb as a stick was produced.
Best $50 million government dollars ever spent.
Hurray for self-advertising!
Sir Lancedoof, the Bidofo
This Bidofo was always picked on and laughed at by his peers. Then he took up sword training. All I gotta say is, who's laughing now?
Not really my best, but still an interesting little quote I made.
Awwww. Thank you, Irk. I have so much fun writing these, I'm glad to see someone else enjoy them. I adore your descriptions, too.
Found another gem on my pal pad, Pyrrhocorax's Furret, James Bun:
James Bun is a secret agent, with permission to stay out past seven o'clock. Along with his boss, Spymaster Z, and his long suffering assistant Miss Honeycherry, James Bun keeps the world safe from evil masterminds and over-abundance of doughnuts. His name is pronounced Jaaaaaaammes Buuuuun, and he chose it himself.
My buddy Amezaki has a Buizel by the name of Kellyn, and this is his description:
Faster than a speeding bullet!
Leaps tall buildings in a single bound!
Swats away Aura Spheres with a flick of his paw!
The gag might not be as obvious unless you've watched the two-part Pokémon Ranger/Riolu special. Kellyn is the name of the star Ranger, and his introduction has him swat away an Aura Sphere away from Ash- an Aura Sphere that shows later in the second episode to be able to block a Hyper Beam.
As to why a Buizel, well... just look at http://www.gamershell.com/static/screenshots/14744/324210_full.jpg. (Kellyn's the guy, FYI)
My Raticate (currently in my PC) and my Riolu are starting to have feelings for each other, and I told the story from each of their perspectives.
Palmer, my Riolu:
During a bout of insomnia, he looked outside and saw Sleeper practicing. They thought she only slept and ate, so he was surprised. When he walked out to confront her, she asked him not to tell anyone.
After explaining that she trained at night, so there were fewer distractions, Palmer offered to help her train. To his surprise, she agreed. After training for a while, Palmer started to feel sleepy. Figuring his insomnia was cured, he bid her good night and went inside. While he walked inside, he felt something towards Sleeper. Something he never felt before. Maybe a reason to stay.
Sleeper, my Raticate:
Like when she was a Rattata, Sleeper sleeps and eats, but somehow gained enough experience to evolve. The mystery was solved by Palmer, when he had some insomnia one night. He looked outside to see Sleeper practicing.
He stepped outside to confront her, and she asked him not to tell anyone. Then she told him that she practiced at night, and preferred training herself. Because of that, she slept during the day.
Palmer offered to help her practice, and she let him. The training cured Palmer's insomnia, and he went to sleep. Sleeper continued to train, but her mind kept drifting to Palmer.
---
Also, Palmer is using my journal to tell more of the story, as well as mention a Sneasel that wants him as a partner as soon as he's a Lucario.
This thread has inspired me to name and write descriptions for my pokémon,
Agatha's sucks but Skittle's isn't bad if i do say so myself
Self-Advertising Time!
Here's My Ocean Queen's (Manaphy) Description:
I found this Pokemon as an Egg while I was taking a walk through the beach. I decided to get it since it seemed rather cold and alone. After some time it hatched into this Manaphy. Imagine my surprise when it called me "Mommy". I was like "I'm a GUY!" And that's about it..... Oh yeah, she likes Chocolate, even though she's allergic to it.
Go Figure.
PeaceFrog777 has a Bidofo with the description "He's just too sexy for that sword."
And I may have to write a description for my Venasaur Clone nao. Since I just thought of something funny.
Edit: This Venasaur is not very nice
His genes have been spliced
and to prove his cloney worth
he'll overthrow the Earth
Before the night is done
His plot will be unfurled
By the dawning of the sun
He'll take over the world
*gets shot*
Here are some of my guys:
Uzumaki the Spinda:
Uzumaki has a weird habit of becoming obsessed with something for about a week, and then abandoning it to go obsess over something else. He likes to knit and sew, and sometimes do karaoke. Mostly, he likes collecting things. He's often too distracted to battle or enter contests. Small shiny things distract him easily; he basically has the Pokemon version of Attention Defecit Disorder. He is a loving Pokemon, however, and loves to share his trinkets and treasures with his friends.
Shoop Da Woop, the Shuppet:
Shoop was named after the infamous internet meme, after inexplicably firing off a Hyper Beam - apparently a move he inherited - the moment he hatched. He's cheeky and loves pulling pranks, and tends to make fun of foolish or naiive people, although he can sometimes be foolish and naiive himself. When he's not causing trouble, Shoop loves to relax and sometimes draw or write. He loves any and all horror stories.
Creepypasta, the Spiritomb:
"I WAS PHONE!!!!!!11"
I also have a Drifloon named Wal-Mart.
I saw a bidoof with this:
Unlike those wimpy bidofos this bidoof doesnt need a sword-he has lasers.
My eevee has this but it kinda sucks:
Dis' Eevees got alots of friends ya see.Close friends.Hes also gots alot of...water guns.But dey don't shoot water ya see.So you give him de food or he'll haves a little talk with yas.A talk you'll never forgets ya sees.
One Drifloon I found had this:
the jaded zombies acted quietly, but kept driving their oxen forward.
Don't know if it's funny, but I wrote this for my Spinda Vanita, that hatched today:
I love Demonic Snail's Darkrai!
Name: General Squishy
Description: He rides a magical unicorn named Clipclop.
Ah, it just makes me laugh!
i wouldnt say mine are hilarious, but go check em out, i wanna know what ypu think. http://gpxplus.net/user/Awesomeness189
A new part of Palmer's Diary
Palmer's Diary
8/7/2009
19 Happiness points to evolution.
I didn't want to hurt her feelings or anything, but it had to be done. I had to tell Slash straight out that I wasn't interested. Instead of getting heart broken, like I was expecting, she actually got angry. Then she said, "If you won't help expand the Cold Night Claws, then you are officially our enemy."
I'm not sure what she plans to do, but I'm actually scared for my life. I can't sleep, since I'm afraid she's going to kill me while I do. I won't eat until someone else tastes it first, in case it's poisoned. I'm even constantly looking over my shoulder whenever I'm alone.
I wish Flametail was here. He'd have some words of wisdom for me.
Is it okay to post a weird description from the Dex?
Because I have read Turtwig's lately and I don't really get it.
Because everyone's doing it (peer pressure is a bitch) I will totally self-advertise. :D
Badtz-Maru the male Umbreon:
Badtz-Maru is an angsty Umbreon who hates Ecstasy for naming him after the Sanrio penguin from the Hello-Kitty franchise. Though he is quite fond of peppermint candy. Oh yes. Badtz-Maru would totally eat a baby for some peppermint candy.
Nova the male Espeon:
Nova is a quiet and very sad Espeon. He hates the fact he's a boy and wishes some divine miracle would change his gender over night.
But that has yet to happen... So all Nova does all day is try on Ecstasy's makeup and prance around yelling 'I feel pretty!'.
Schlurp the female Lickilicky:
A very sexually innuendous Pokémon in my opinion...
I mean, Schlurp literally licks EVERYTHING. That's not normal.
Pinky the female Slowpoke:
Pinky participates in triathlons. Her favorite event is definitely the biking. But then again Pinky loves anything that gives her a reason to dress in tight spandex.
Heh, I think they're funny. x3 I tend to give all my Pokes really random and silly descriptions. I have seen several funny ones all over, but unfortunately I don't really remember any of them or the owners x_x So, nyeh. And the ones I've read in this topic are effing hilarious xD
I saw an Eevee with this:
Certified Butt Eater.
Just added a description for my Lax Combusken Elias -
'Elias would kinda rather be sleeping right now. Like seriously, he only had 11 and a half hours worth of shut-eye last night, can you really be expecting him to be attentive? Far out man, he's got his eyelids pretty much open, what more do you want?
Huh? You want him to strike some weird Karate Kid pose for you?
Yeah, well, fine, okay, (Geez, how do you people think up such wacky demands?!) just as long as he can sleep while he does it . . .'
Haha, based off Combusken's funny pose~
Owner: SilentUke
Species: Shiny Swampert
Nickname: NotGay
Description: NotGay will whack you if you refer to him as being homosexual due to his color. It is not nice to judge.
Haha, that made me laugh!
Time to self-advertise.
Type: Burmy (trash cloak)
Gender: Male
Nickname: Sock Stealer
Nature: Naughty
Custom Description:
Sock Stealer was the first of my pokemon to hatch.
He's a very naughty boy. He's always taking my socks from the laundry, and using them to build his cloak.
Yes yes, everyone loves Irk Splee. As do I. As do I.
Though I have to say I am fond of BrainpanSonata's Spork (not because I'm a Spoink fanatic >_>) and of course Barbecue.
Because any reference to Homestar Runner is awesome
I'm rather proud of my descriptions. Even though none are funny :p
AshsBabyLapras's Lapras's name is Serendipity. WOOHOO! =D Does anyone get the reference? ^^
~E4 Hikaru
One of my pogey's kid's description made me LoL so much. Its a tropius and it's like, "A HAPPY BEARED POKEMON HE IS! HE GIVES HIS FRUIT TO POKEMON AROUND THE WORLD. andkids."
I don't know why but it made me laugh so hard. xD
Mercurii has a Jynx named Annette, this is her description:
The laid-back Annette just evolved into a Jynx, and her previously high-pitched voice took a major improvement, to everyone's satisfaction. (Except Mjolnir, but he hates a lot of things, anyway) She still kept her passion for singing, and will probably keep it for the rest of her life.
Everything would be fine if Annette wasn't such a devoted fan of Celine Dion. Now, even the calm and peaceful Rayna wants to smack her accross the wall each time she hears a song of hers. Which happens often.
I find this hilarious, Jynx really looks like some sort of opera singer.
Here's part of the description I came up with for my Zangoose:
Unlike most of his species, Zangoose is a quiet thinker. He can be usually found sitting under a tree, staring off into space, wondering about the mysteries of life, the universe, and everything (I don't have the heart to tell him the answer is 42).
Okay, time to self-advertise a little. ><
Kamina (Quilava)
He may seem arrogant, but in reality he's just passionate. He doggedly pursues his goals, seemingly without fear, hesitation, or sometimes even sense. He is also a maker of dramatic speeches. By nature he'll eat anything, even Nia's cooking ("A man's stomach is as deep as his pride" or something to that effect).
Also if he were to drive a car, his liscence plate would read "KCKRSN". It's helpful to know because he would be a godawful driver.
(If you get the liscence plate thing then you are ~amazing~)
Melech (Entei)
Melech (pronounced "Meh-lech" with a German ch) is hebrew for "king".
The real "father figure" of the team. He's always looking out for Kamina and Nia (especially Kamina). Though he doesn't condone a lot of Kamina's rambunctious activity, he is not quick to scold either.
If patience is a virtue, then Melech is some kind of saint.
One more; this one's short.
Zuzu (Mudkip)
"I know what you're thinking. Don't say it."
"So I herd u leik--" *bricked*
Nickname: Dratinire
Type: Dratini
Nature: Quirky (Happily eats anything)
Custom Description
Dratinire will burn you up with Blue fire that heals its kind but can burn you...at Drunken Parties they turn around and blow fire at their farts...
My Dratini...
My Shinx Baku-Baku:"Baku-Baku is shy, and often hides behind my legs. He likes ice cream and tackles me every time I have a ice cream related food. He also likes to watch anime and play video games.
How he manages to use to controllers without thumbs is beyond me."
My Riolu Lawlipup:"Lawlipup is my second hatched pokemon. He likes to chase Baku-Baku around for no reason at all. He also likes to be a backseat-video gamer. He is also a Sonic the hedgehog fan and his biggest dream is to find every single Sonic game.
Especially Sonic R, because the Tails Doll is his favorite charactor."
I am a weirdo.
I, like everyone else here, love Irk Splee's descriptions.
I can't remember the owner, but yesterday I saw a Wailmer named Blimp. His dream is to fly like his ancestors, the blimps.
I love how you put a short story in your profile,Irk! i always read them ALL!
Found another good description, this one belonging to Sarah2626's EB, Graham.
Well i dunno if it's funny but i came up with one for my Ho-oh:
Rainbow is the leanist, meanist, cleanist Ho-oh around. It's name stands for:
Red
Asteroid
In
Neptune
Blowing
Out
Windows
PLEASE HANDLE WITH CARE.
I'm thinking about changing it.
Just came across this one while clicking a few minutes ago. I find it giggle-inducing, could just be the headache medicine I just took, for it has caffeine, but meh.
http://gpxplus.net/ZGNjZQpmAD
"SheLovesSplishing!"
^Indeed! =D^
My Lance Bidofo, Sain: http://gpxplus.net/BQx0BGRj
There he was, a noble retainer of the kingdom of Lycia, womanizing to his heart's content, when BAM!
...He gets turned into this creepy rat-thing! Aaaaah! How is he supposed to womanize like THIS!? ...Ah, no matter. There are plenty of attractive female Pokémon! He should be fine, so long as he stays away from the Jynx...
~E4 Hikaru
If you watch Phineas and Ferb, youll get these two Pokemon descriptions I came up with:
Perry the Pichu:
Custom Description
Perry the Pichu always foils Bidoofenshmertz's attempts to rule the tri-state area! When around other Pokemon, he always acts clueless to hide the identity of being a tri-state area hero! The only indecation between his normal form and his sercret-agent-superhero form is a little detective hat.
Bidoofenshmertz
Custom Description
Bidoofenshmertz's attempts to rule the tri-state area are always foiled by Perry the Pichu!
If Car=Bidoof was nice to me, Id have a Bidofo as Bidoofenshmertz, but...
Epic lulz. ^^
Sorry Stantler, but I think Irk Splee wins this one... She has the theme song! (BIDOOFENSHMIRTZ EVIL, INC~)
~E4 Hikaru
Found another gem, this one in the description of ShadowDarkrai's Chimecho.
"Chimer is always hungry, and he will eat anything. Please feed him or he will choke you to death with his tail and eat your brain."
I got a good chuckle out of Gilda's Appia:
Appia is quite the strange pokemon. She enjoys flailing around, scaring people and eating everything edible she sees. She also learned how to speak some weird mix of Italian and English. She also enjoys bouncing off stuff.
Can we nominate nicknames, too?
Lex has a Darkrai named Fluffy. It doesn't have a description, but dude, it doesn't NEED a description. IT'S A DARKRAI NAMED FLUFFY.
Self-advertising
My cresselia named swan:
QUACK!Wait...that's not right.She's a swan.Um...moo?
My mewtwoTWO:
As a child MewtwoTWO was shunned bythe other mewtwos.Therefore he became his own race.But now hes lonely.So I guess he was shunned by himself while trying to escape shunning.Oh the irony.
Wow. I really ought to read this thread more often. You guys come up with such great descriptions. And since it's been a while since I've taken a dip in the pool of shameless self-advertising, I have quite a few new ones to present to you. So many that I'm going to have to put them all into spoiler tags.
Heres the description I just made for my FEMALE Probopass:
Custom Description
Why does SHE have a mustache? Some mysteries in this world are better left unsolved...
I just gave my pokemon their custom desriptions last night, my favorite is my Charmader's; Kidd is also a bit of a kleptomaniac. He's always snatching anything that's orange or soft. I've found him curled up in a pile of blankets and pillows talking to my pokemon eggs several times. He doesn't seem to mind that they don't answer, he's just glad to show someone all of the items he snatched.
I think descriptions are best when the give the pokemon a personality and are funny at the same time.
-hits self advertisement with a stick-
I have to say that Irk's Bidoof was what hooked me.
Betcha didn't know a Bibarel could be an evil scientist, did you? Well, here's proof! They CAN be!
...only, she's, er, not very good. She doesn't even set off Cass's disaster senses. The others just leave her to make her inventions, since they all know it's never going to work. Honestly, they find her kind of endearing.
BIDOOFENSHMIRTZ EVIL INCORPORATED~
I DON'T EVEN WATCH IT BUT I STILL LAUGHED. I know i've also seen a few littering every now and then, but if i do find any, i'll put it up.
And. Also. Whoever had the Soul Eater Reference ('100 souls' and whatnot), I love you.
This is my Rotom's
(Rotoms thoughts and Past)
Is it just me or is this Charon person a bit of a nutter. I was only playing in his Toy Robot one day and When i sent out my angry face he thought it was a smile! Then he kept me in a room in the Team Galactic base for ages. I've tried again and again to escape by mixing with different machines like the Lawn Mower! And when I used Leaf Storm. He thought I yes I was being kind and letting him research me! The luckily I escaped into a Spooky has called the Old Chateu where a Trainer Found me!
Self-advertisement, kill me. :B
Just this one part of his description should do...
http://gpxplus.net/ZGN1BQL1AN
"... He also loves music when he's not looting an unsuspecting pedestrian on the streets.
He often goes by the title of "Mr. Bad Example.""
(anyone who gets the reference gets a cookie)
EDIT
yoyoyoyoshio's Chimchar (now a Monferno):
Monkeys are on Fire now?! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
If I had a cherubi that likes spicy food then I would put:
"OMG! ITS A CANNIBAL! CHERRIES, RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!"
I am sorry.... but does any one nontice what Slowepoke sprite is doing with the floor!?
Nicknames better count, because I just found http://gpxplus.net/info/BGxjAQL2
Blue Tomoshibi wins so hard for that. xD
Shameless self advertising powers HO!
Paz
http://gpxplus.net/ZGN5ZwLlBN
Paz is the third Chikorita of the ranch, and the sole female. compared to the other two, she seems well normal...
A little TOO normal... Hmm... I need to buy some security cameras, I swear I had more money in my wallet...
Shimono
http://gpxplus.net/ZGplZQRm
Most Fearow are cruel, mean, and downright hard to handle by their trainers. Shimono, is the opposite. The jolly nature, which stayed after evolution allowed Shimono to become one of the friendliest pokemon on the ranch. He loves the ranch owner, and likes playing with the other bird pokemon. Problem? He's the only one evolved, so he mainly sticks to Reginald, the only other bird pokemon of the same family line. Reginald however wishes to escape, and it isn't fair that Shimono is stronger than him, but thems the works...
Emobird
http://gpxplus.net/ZGN5ZwH5BD
When you have a Taillow that purposely rams his wings into the ground, you know you have an emobird.
*He's got a lonely nature
Suchlax and Muchlax
http://gpxplus.net/ZGN4ZGDkZthttp://gpxplus.net/BGL2Zwtk
Such & Much are the two Munchlax twins, bred by the breeder known as Munchlax.
Due to their natures they are often referred to as the "Such Much Imps."
I read one from someons bidofo .
"Long Ago A Legendery Warrior Was Born
But It Wasnt This Guy"
I lol'd
Here's a funny one that my sister, iLizzieBear, came up with for her Mew, Lizzie Jr.!
Once this Mew, hatched, her trainer was so happy (and spazztic) that she named it after her.
Even though she thinks it sounds a little conceited, Lizzie Jr. is proud to be named after her trainer, and thinks she's one of the greatest trainers there is, even though sometimes she can forget a few things..
...and go to the shelter alot,and miss a few eggs that Lizzie Jr. knows might be rare or novelty and her trainer won't listen.ANYWAY, Lizzie Jr. wouldn't be happy any other way, or would she? Hm...
I have to nominate Kazyx's nice little rotom in Heat Form.
http://gpxplus.net/info/AmLmZQp2
Custom Description
The Brave Little Toaster's lesser known cousin-in-law, the Timid Little Toaster. The Timid Little Toaster tends to sit out on most of his braver cousin's adventures. The most notable journey The Timid Little Toaster missed was a trip to Mars.
He likes bananas. He also craves tacos at 3 AM.
For Commander Wymsy's Charles the Tropius.
http://gpxplus.net/info/ZGNjAmDl
"Mother of the Zubat army, and the biggest whore on GPX.
A vicious psychopath, and first Zubat ever obtained by Sheeps on GPX. Back in her former glory, Mouse would selectively breed the army, tearing asunder any Zubat she deemed unworthy. By consequence, only 1-2 eggs were ever produced a day.
Leader and Grand Commander of Sheeps' glorious Zubat division, she's also the first member of the Zubat Army to make it onto the highscores page.
She likes listening to Raekwon, and has an unhealthy obsession with Lickitung, jumping at the opportunity to devour them whenever given the chance."
A slowkings description;
-Kneel for the king!
-Wtf is that?! Should we trow it overboard, dad?
-Yes, but be careful. That wierd thing on it's head looks spikey.
-KNEEL stupid human beeings.
-Look dad, it waves goodbye!
Another failed plot to take over the human world...
I have a weakness for descriptions....
I check each pokemon to see if they have one, and if they do I'll check some of their PC boxes for more descriptions XD
I'm not obsessesive
I try to give descriptions to all my pokemon whenever I get an idea...so I have quite a lot.
Not as funny as some people out there XD
I don't really remember any descriptions but I do love Irk Splee's.
Ecstasy's Schlurp, the Lickilicky:
A very sexual innuendous Pokémon in my opinion...
I mean, Schlurp literally licks EVERYTHING. That's not normal.
I love reading descriptions, I wish more people would make them.
(However, I really hate people who only type "hi i like cheri berries they are spicy and yummy!" You're insulting my intelligence by presuming I cannot figure out your pokemon likes cheri berries )
http://gpxplus.net/info/Zmx5AmH1
One of the "triplets" as everyone calls them, Vinh is the youngest, born a day after Yen and Trai. The three were abandoned all by different people and Rhea adopted them together.
Vinh is one of those weird loner types most people try to avoid. He eats ketchup with everything (yes, even with aspear berries). He collects candle wax into jars. He walks backwards on even numbered days and stares at things until they move- even sometimes inanimate objects. He has never lost a staring contest.
In actuality, Vinh is superstitious, paranoid, and thinks of himself as normal- everyone else is weird.
My other favorite description is http://gpxplus.net/info/AmRlBGHk.
Nasrin isn't really Rhea's pokemon. You see, one day she appeared in the house, stumbling about and breaking stuff. Everytime someone would throw her out, she would just come back and cause trouble. Reluctantly, Rhea houses Nasrin (mostly to keep an eye on her mischievous behavior).
She doesn't smell so bad unless she's drinking. Yes, this is a raging alcoholic Stunky. She will raid places for booze because no one is stupid enough to give her any sweet sweet liquor. When sober she's plotting, when intoxicated she's wreakless.
Rhea and other pokemon have tried to take her to AA.
Moe the Lawn's Wailmer, Wilmer:
Wilmer is the new spokesperson for Jenny Craig. As you can see, he's had terrific results.
Her Venasaur, Victor:
Victor dreams of becoming a world famous tap dancer, but he can never seem to find shoes that fit. Oh, when they make size 48 men's black leather tap dancing shoes, you'd better watch out.
She also has a Jynx named Laquisha Shanay. I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed Jynx are practically blackface.
This is what most of my pokemon descriptions sound like...
Vireo, my shelgon/soon to be salamence
Vireo refuses to fly with me on my Altaria to go anywhere because he insists that if he's going to fly, it will be under his own power. Other than that, he's quite level-headed. He likes mellow music, jazz, and ripping out the sudoku puzzles from every newspaper I buy, which somewhat devalues it for me, I feel.
the five pokemon in my Love Shack box have descriptions that I find amusing, at least. I wish Milo wasn't a MALE lopunny, that's just weird. I had to write in a description to make it make slightly more sense (because a male lopunny is just...weird...)
And if you are so inclined, around 75% of my nicknamed pokemon have descriptions. the hard part is finding them (in the evolved boxes)
i have to read through this thread some time. i don't happen upon many interesting descriptions.
Ough you guys make me want to make descriptions for my pokes now
Edit: Made one up for Amadeus:
My Easter Lopunny:
"Drake, the Easter Lopunny. 100% Male. Take that ladies."
I'm not a funny person but I snark sometimes when able to.
My Scyther (named Flip Out):
She's gonna flip out. Like a ninja.
'Cuz that's what ninjas do.
(you'll only get it if you have heard that song before)
My Shuckle named Cazu Marzu:
Gilda has one hell of a sick sense of humor.
My Bidoof named Wiki:
"Wiki" = Wikipedia
Don't let his species fool you; Wiki may be a Bidoof, but his IQ is higher than all of Gilda's pokemon's combined. Where does he get all of his knowledge? Who knows. He can be seen reading and using the computer a lot.
Also, he learned how to read and speak in perfect English because he's awesome (though he does slip a "doof~" at the end of his sentences a lot).
My Spinarak, Nani:
AUUUUUGH HOLY SHIT A GIANT SPIDER /punt
Nani has the unfortunate habit of stalking and sneaking up on people. Hell, she did it even when she was still on her egg (she stalked Gilda in the Shelter for who knows how long), much to Gilda's horror; she has extreme aracnophobia, and Nani is always trying to cuddle or cling to her (because Gilda rescued her from the Shelter).
My Azelf, Dario:
Dario is a very curious little pixie. Being a psychic pokemon, he tends to use his telepathic powers a lot, especially to talk telepathically with the others, including Gilda.
Unfortunately, he naively read Gilda's mind once. Considering Gilda has one hell of a dirty mind, that didn't end too well...
Yep, I really like writing descriptions. =O
Got a new one that just hatched. My Drifloon, Phweeeoosh.
Name: Phweeeoosh
Species: Drifloon
Gender: Male
Description: Named after the sound of a helium tank blowing up a balloon, Phweeeoosh is actually filled with helium and thus spends all his time bumping up against the ceiling as he floats about. His greatest fears are ceiling fans, the outdoors, those stucco ceiling finishes with all the pointy pieces, and Cakedancer. Especially Cakedancer.
My Ninetales, Rao:
After watching STF play Okami, Rao is very careful around other Ninetales, fearful that one will rise up and strike her down like the priestess she was named after. STF, knowing this fear, shows Rao her reflection every chance she gets, scaring the poor Ninetales half to death with her own image.
Fans of Okami (or people who know the game) will obviously get the crappy whatcha-ma-callit I made.
http://gpxplus.net/ZGR1Amp5BD
Chompy
An emo Totodile who sits at the edge of the lake.
Don't pet him. Seriously, do you WANT to lose your hand?
http://gpxplus.net/BQN0BQR0
Koi*
"A Magikarp won't evolve into Gyarados without a trainer actually training it. This is why Magikarp can be kept in koi ponds without any issue of a town accidentally bursting into flames."
http://gpxplus.net/BGpjZQL3
Uber Imitator
What is this?!? This isn't Manaphy! What a cheap imitation!
No one likes you Phione!
>.> **Hugs UI**
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*Meh, made a Pseudo-pokedex entry for that one...
I just found this one, Arceus thrasher's koffing "MoreThan6Butts":
WARNING: DO NOT FEED THIS THING BAKED BEANS!
It may be the last thing you ever do. Standing downwind is impossible, since this Koffing has a 360 degree radius to play with when exerting its powerful, built up flatus.
Feeding this Koffing normal foods will at least let you withstand a few gas exertions before being knocked out cold by the force of the smell.
I don't know if this one has been said, but I know of someone (I can't remember who, sorry. ) that I click fairly regularly, who has a rain-form Castform and their description reads 'THE RAIN THE RAIN THE RAIN' over and over.
When I first saw it, I was like 'wtf?' and then I laughed, but now I've gotten used to seeing it.
I'll probably do descriptions when I finally get my D/P party, but I haven't done any yet.
Don't you hate it when people have descriptions that basically make their Pokemon out to be amazing and unbeatable and stuff though? That always annoys me.
I haven't read any good descriptions lately, though I came up with this description for my MissingNo, Glitch-
Does Not Compute
Error Error Error
Error Error Error
Malfunction
Malfunction
Damage is now Critical
Error Error Error
Error Error Error
Self Destruction in 3... 2... 1... Bye-Bye! *Boom*
*Enraged child screams*
Airdra's Azelf, Walker:
Commodore Jim's Bidofo, Derpor, has one.
BIDOFO
TONITE
WE DERP
IN HELL!!!!
(For any youngins out there, this is a reference to King Leonidas of the movie 300.)
May we all thank BlackTH, who saved Vissen the Remoraid from a horrible fate.
Well, I've got two that just hatched tonight. Trenchcoat and Zeeks are their names, and The Pokemon Palace has gotten that much more hectic because of them.
Name: Trenchcoat
Species: Bonsly
Gender: Male
Description: Psst. Hey, you there. Yeah, you. Wanna buy a watch?
No? Well, how about a spatula? Roll of duct tape? A slightly used hair brush? I picked out all the hair...
Fine, then! Walk away! I would've given you the Don't Tell Sonata Who You Got It From Discount, too!
Name: Zeeks
Species: Igglybuff
Gender: Female
Description: It's all fun and games until you regain consciousness to find you're no longer wearing any shoes.
How are my pokemon's nicknames? Check them!!
I'm gonna do some more self-advertising and point out my Jirachi's description.
8D
Mudd E's Chronus~
My name is cliche? Yeah, well, your FACE is cliche. So there.
Also, I'm less angry if you supply me with Sour Patch Kids. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry. Just sayin'.
......
OMG, MAKE WITH THE SOUR PATCH KIDS!
I giggled. A lot.
I'm too lazy to look for descriptions, so I'll just put my own.
Gaer the Groudon: Although most would form the opinion that Groudon are aggressive and hot-tempered, Gaer is very chill. He's too relaxed to fight most of the time, and naturally, all the idiots who challenge him just get squashed.
Europa says that she would really enjoy spending time with him... if his presence didn't make the sun come out.
Europa is a Lunatone, by the way.
Irumi the Illumise: Irumi is very cautious, paranoid, even. She's always terrified that something she can't see is nearby, or that she's going to step on a trick tile that sets off a booby trap worthy of Indiana Jones, or that she's going to find a zombie or something just around the corner.
Masuki the Carnivine: Masuki has very few friends because she is so shy. She often feels lonely, but is afraid of trying to get more companions. Of course, people also don't become her friends since she has an unfortunate habit of chomping down on your skull if she feels happy.
Soraba the Absol: Soraba is a bit claustrophobic. She gets very nervous when there are too many people around, and also in small, confined spaces, especially if they smell funny. She really only likes to stay around Europa, Ibrak, and Armageddon. Sometimes they try to mingle with Nurmar, but then Ibrak gets insulted by the Sneasel and ends up having to flee so that Ibrak won't totally slaughter him.
Asnan the Medicham: Asnan is calm, meditative, and wise. He rarely gets angry, unless someone (most likely Pip) interrupts his meditating.
Korin the Luxray: Korin is very timid and jumpy. An unfortunate habit of his is to emit sparks when he is surprised or scared. Above all else, he is afraid to death of Ditto.
Lilith the Tyranitar: Lilith is a partner to Lucifer, and the leader and co-founder of Team Hellpath. She is much calmer than her Houndoom companion, but is very difficult to soothe when she is in a rampage. In fact, the only way to do so is to either knock her out or present her with a very large building to burn to the ground.
Pip the Clefable: Pip has the most severe case of ADHD in the history of anything. She does not sit still, ever. She usually has to talk a lot, too, and annoys the hell out of everyone, especially Nya. Another Pokemon has to use a move like Spore or Hypnosis just to get her to go to sleep.
Found another high tier description artist while returning clicks today. QKNC has a bunch of pokemon with very funny and thought provoking descriptions. Here's a sampling.
Name: Omnomnom
Species: Munchlax
Description: Munchlax became the first Pokemon to ever marry a fridge. "I love Christina," said Munchlax. "I first met her when she was installed in my bedroom. I knew it was love at first sight from the moment she served me breakfast in bed. Sometimes, when she's empty I get angry and start kicking her. But she always forgives me and feeds me my favourite Pokeblocks. I don't know how I would live without her."
Name: Brago
Species: Bagon
Description: See Bagon. See desk. See Bagon's head. See Bagon headdesk.
Name: Barboach
Species: Barboach
Description: Barboach thinks its ancestors might've had legs. Or maybe Barboach will grow legs some time in the future. As a Water/Ground type, Barboach thinks its in some sort of transition between swimming in the sea and walking on land. Barboach is philosophical and likes to think about such matters. The only transition Barboach doesn't want to think about is the mid-life crisis it will undoubtedly have.
Name: Squirrel Fodder
Species: Pineco
Description: Nintendo decided that an exploding pinecone would be a good addition as a Pokemon. They also decided that Pineco(ne) would be an awesome name. They ALSO required that you headbutt trees to find this Pokemon. So in a nutshell, this is an exploding pinecone named Pineco(ne) that you can only find by having one of your poor Pokemon run headfirst into a tree.
I cannot believe no one has done this.
This is my Bidoof.
http://gpxplus.net/ZGZlBQR1AN
Scoobidoobidoof, where are youf? We need some help from you now!
Scoobidoobidoof, where are youf? We need some help from you now!
You know we got a mystery to solve, so Scoobidoof get ready for your act!
And Scoobidoof when you come through your’re gonna have yourself a Bidoof Snack!
Scoobidoobidoof, here are youf, your’re ready and you’re willin’!
Come on Scoobidoof, we need youf, I know you’ll catch that villan!
Scoobidoof enjoys solving mysteries, eating, and riding in green floral vans.
http://gpxplus.net/info/ZGZ1AwV1At
Renegade Giratina has a winner here.
Some Jirachi's description:
Dear Jirachi, I wish I had a life outside the internet. Love, *Username*
This one by RuneYue gave me a chuckle.
Name: Saiso
Race: Rayquaza
Saaiso would like everyone to finally realize that he "IS NOT SMALL DAMNIT! IS YOUNG!!!"
But no one does... They just see that he is smaller than a regular Rayquaza (let alone most other deity) and most Dragonair are bigger than him, therefore he is OHSOCUTE.
Don't be surprised if he bites you when you fawn over him and try to put ribbons on his horns.
If you don't fawn over him, then he's a pretty easy going PKMN and can often be seen giving Rune a ride to one place or resting in the gardens.
I was reading RuneYue's descriptions the other day... I really like them.
In other news, my Psyduck egg has hatched and The Pokemon Palace has officially been declared a natural disaster area.
Name: Aftermath
Species: Psyduck
Gender: Male
Description: Hey, my headache's feeling better now...
WHOA! What HAPPENED here? Was it another Pirogi Incident or an earthquake or WHAT?!
Um, I may have forgotten to mention that looking at me funny like that makes my headache worse...
Shameful self-advertising, click it for it's description.
http://gpxplus.net/ZGR5ZGpjBD
Am I the only one that figured that Gallade has hips? Damn Shakira song that comes into my head.
This one. Right here. http://gpxplus.net/info/ZGD3ZwVk
Sonata here, coming at you from half past midnight to bring you this breaking description. I've got a lab assistant now!
Name: Dimeo
Species: Bulbasaur
Gender: Male
Nature: Quirky
Description: Being the son of a Bulbasaur and a Bulbasaur Clone and coming from a very large family, Dimeo is an idealist who believes anything is possible- including and up to worldwide nuclear disarmament before the next presidential election and world peace before 2015.
He's gone and earned himself a permanent job as Sonata's lab assistant, on the grounds that someone who believes nothing's impossible might actually help her succeed in her experiments. Given the sudden appearance of a Porygon at The Pokemon Palace, his optimistic mindset seems to be paying off quite nicely. The lab explodes less, too.
http://gpxplus.net/ZGDjZGVlBN
I laughed. Out loud. So very, very much~
Owner: BlueDragoness
PKMN: Bidoof
Name: Edward Cullen
Description: Edward Cullen is a very braindead Bidoof at times. He is always gnawing on my leg and whenever I bleed he licks my wounds.
Trogdor the Burninator's Doduo, Phil and Andy:
Phil and Andy suffer from multiple personality syndrome. Andy is a renegade cop with a devil may care attitude, while Phil is a neat freak. Despite their differences they do have one thing in common, they both answer to a higher power. Does this mean they have religion? Has Orpheus roped them into the lemonade business, or is a much darker force at work within the poor Doduo? Only time will tell.
All of you should take a look at Airdra's descriptions. http://gpxplus.net/info/ZGD1ZQV0BN, for example.
I've never seen any of these descriptions. They amuse me
xD
I had three last night that hatched in succession in the span of about fifteen minutes. On an unrelated note, I'm not British, but I've always wanted to be... Ben Elton. Now will you turn the gravity back on, Kyuuden?
Name: Ben Elton
Species: Lunatone
Gender: I refuse to believe he's genderless
Nature: Jolly, just like me
Description: If you don't know who this guy is, you haven't LIVED.
Stand-up comic, playwright, actor novelist, writer of TV shows such as The Young Ones, Blackadder, and The Thin Blue Line...
His name's Ben Elton, good night.
Name: Kyuuden
Species: Porygon
Gender: He insists he has no gender, even though he's programmed with a male voice
Nature: Quirky, and it shows
Description: He was named after the Japanese word for "palace" because he practically IS The Pokemon Palace.
After his egg (which suddenly appeared after one of Sonata and Dimeo's experiments) hatched, he integrated himself into the boarding house's extensive computer system, which maintains the number, size, basic decor, and other important factors of all the various rooms.
For some odd reason, he likes to play around with the house's gravity at random times and won't stop calling Dimeo "Dave".
Name: F. S. Monster
Species: Tangela
Gender: Female
Nature: Lax
Description: Worship me, please? Come on, just a little? You won't regret it. So what if my name is Francine Sylvia instead of Flying Spaghetti. I've got connections in high places. You know, scratch my back and all that. So boost my ego just this once. Please?
This mine actually .for typhlosion
This is Typlosion's long lost cousin who is an illegal immigrant from the Dry, Dry, Desert. He somehow managed to start a fire on his first dayhe is from the 3565346th dimension. He come's from Desert Land and used to eat pikachu carcasses. He jumped the border to Grass land and sold pokeblocks for a living.
sorry error double post
I don't know if it's been mentioned before, but I had to suppress a few giggles when I saw Pokii's Easter Lopunny...
Owner: Pokii
Pokemon: Easter Lopunny
Name: Tom Cruise
Description: Scientology is FABULOUS~
I love this description (owa's):
Pokémon: Crusher the Tyranitar
Crusher has a very interesting hobby. Philosophy.
Since he was a little Larvitar, he always thought of how hard is for little pokémon to stand out in this huge world. He had a hard time as a Pupitar too, being unable to mobilize himself at ease, with other pokés always making fun of him.
Now Crusher enjoys talking to his trainer of the numerous experiences that he went through, always going in deep conversations about many subjects.
People around them can only watch in awe as the young man nods to the big creature in front of him, who happens to sound like: "GRAAAWL GRAAAA GRRRR GRAAAAH!"
razz
This is the most epically funny description of all time. It's TehArtMonkey's shiny zangoose
Custom Description
Cyril is a rather angsty Zangoose. Having been constantly teased as a tiny Poke because he would sparkle like some certain vampires when he entered a room, he has become very quiet, reserved, and maybe a little psychotic. He is extremely resolute in any and all opinions he has, many of which include sparkles being manly.
He also likes to pick fights to prove his manliness, but most of his losing opponents say it was simply because they were blinded by his 'Pseudo-Twilight sparkles.'
He is currently on a quest to find this 'Twilight' and destroy it for all time.
I like http://gpxplus.net/info/ZGV5AQpjAN.
...I don't like posting my own things but I'm all fjgdsjfkkds enough to do this.
Pokemon: Primal Dialga
Description: MY EVIL AND CRUEL TIME-BENDING GOD...... is timid and likes sweet food. The hell.
...
oh my gosh....I can't stop laughing..!! this...this...hahaha....
Whistlejacket Absol's Lune: Nosepass and Lunatone are its parents; it is genetically predisposed to having a large nose...
FFFFFF I bred that lunatone, too. I'm about to die laughing! -snort- x|3
The first in my series of "fictional character" pokemon just hatched... and it's actually not my Firefly series. Eureka fans, prepare to squee.
Name: Fargo
Pokemon: Spinda
Gender: Male
Nature: Quirky
Description: "I don't know what happened, but this time it's not my fault!"
Those were the first words the young man from Eureka said when a dimensional rip dropped him straight into the lab of The Pokemon Palace. Well, the young SPINDA, now- a side effect of dimensional teleportation which made him panic and took some adjusting to.
He's since become a lab assistant to Sonata, since he's already used to working in labs and living in places where weird things happen daily. He seems to be happiest trying to find updates for Kyuuden's programming, but often wonders about the people he knew back in Eureka...
Gotta advertise Theta Sigma. I'm usually a soda drinker, but now I'm suddenly craving an iced mocha. Also, I've suddenly found people are using the new Fashion Case as a basis for descriptions.
Name: Coffee
Species: Ivysaur Clone
Gender: Male
Description: Coffee has a strange obsession with a certain hot beverage. He's also scarily good at making it. No, I don't know how an Ivysaur manages to work a coffee machine. He's just special like that.
He'll take over the world one day with his addicting caffeine-filled Double Mocha Choca Loca Cappucino Infused Triple Espresso. You'll see, when you're shaking in your boots (or shoes, or wellies, or flip-flops, or whatever else you may be wearing on your feet. For all I know, you could be wearing yogurt pots).
Name: Arcelia
Species: Bagon
Gender: Female
Description: After her many failed attempts at trying to fly - the ‘jumping off a cliff attempt’, the ‘getting a passing Pidgeot to drop her attempt’, and ‘the attempt that must not be named (the one with the banana and Coffee's stopwatch)’ to name a few - Arcelia has thought up her most foolproof plan yet! A tall building and a bunch of blue balloons...what could go wrong?
Coffee takes one look at Arcelia and sighs. "Come little children...buy my pretty balloons..."
Never actually given any of my Pokemon descriptions before, those were the first two, but they'll all get one...eventually.
If anyone knows who Coffee is based on, I <3 you.
Owner: Whatura
Type: Rotom (Cut form)
Name: OMNOMNOM
Description: I EAT GRASS. OMNOMNOMNOMNOM.
I nearly snort out Sprite while reading that~
I guess self-advertising is all the rage.
http://gpxplus.net/info/ZGHkAGD5AN
The problem with describing Myria's personality is that there's 108 of them. Which can't agree on anything.
And before you ask, their refusal to use personal pronouns is just because of the whole multiple personalities thing, and they don't really mind chocolate. You book geeks get really tiring.
http://gpxplus.net/info/ZGHjAwHkZ
The moon is made of Swiss cheese, isn't it?
No. It is made of cheddar. Delicious, delicious, cheddar. This Lunatone should know; he's been there. Why, he even brought back a sample of moon cheese as proof!
The package says it's from Vermont, but that's a horrible lie.
http://gpxplus.net/info/AQN0AGL4. Heehee.
Dark Storm's Deoxys,Astley:
Were no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitments what I'm thinking of
You wouldnt get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you~
..Storm gets a legendary from the shelter, and this is what she does with it? No wonder the Dracowymsy never gives her event eggs.
Oh, and you lost the game
LOL
D8 me Jirachi is a laughing stock!
I found Wymsy's Kyogre's name epic. OH GOD A WHALE
xD
I laugh at my statuses too much =/
Irk Splee's http://gpxplus.net/info/ZGHkBGx2ZD:
Somehow, this Volbeat manages to survive on a diet consisting mostly of Twinkies and beer.
He would also like to let you all know that he sucks.
And that he's a girl.
And that he likes to wear ribbons in his hair.
And that he wants to kiss all the boys.
(Wait, what? No! No, none of that's true! He demands to know who the hell wrote that! And what's up with these ribbons?! Who glued them to his antennae? Damn it, you guys are such PRICKS...)
XD
~E4 Hikaru
ShayminsoftheSky's http://gpxplus.net/info/ZGN0ZGH1ZD:
OMG I HAVE NO MOUTH AND IM STARVING!HELP MMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!1
It..It's boggled my mind, too!
I like my http://gpxplus.net/ZGRkBGD5ZD's description.
It is told in mythology that this Pokémon was born from a single act of stupidity and spread its stupidity with its 100 tails.
It's like Arceus' description.
This...this has to be preserved somewhere on GPX for the awesome that it is. A shout-out to a diety, FTW. <333
+ + + + + +
IrkSplee's More Blubber:
FIFTH FEMALE IN A ROW. WTF.
O Holy Arceus, I like to think of myself as a decent human being. I have treated all of your creations with the utmost respect - well, most of them, anyway. The few I haven't really didn't deserve it. The point is, I have raised a large amount of your creatures from birth and helped them to grow to be the best they can be.
So why you have yet to deem me worthy of a male Spheal is just beyond my comprehension.
This is another one I'm selling for food. I already have a customer.
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