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[Letan]

IT'S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN, ANOTHER SWSH MEANS ANOTHER TRASH TALK THREAD

RULES ARE BELOW MAKE SURE YOU FOLLOW THAT GARBAGE

- No spam. All posts have to be some sort of relevant trash talk.
- ALL CAPS POSTS ARE DEFINITELY ALLOWED
- Do not complain about someone trash talking you back. However, if someone says something that crosses the line/is very offensive, then do not be afraid to report it.
- You are allowed image-only and video-only posts, but they must be relevant to any post you are responding to.
- No personal insults unless they are relevant to the conversation at hand.
- Shitposting is encouraged.
- DO NOT TRASH TALK IN THE COMMUNITY THREAD. I don't want to mess up Jen's pet project.
- We may add rules as we see fit, but we will make an announcement. These kinds of threads get rowdy.
- No sexually explicit trash talk.
- DO NOT drag anyone into trash talk when they have no clear intention of doing so. Mods will use their discretion for this and we will be more likely to enforce than not. Be careful and err on the side of caution.

FAQ FOR NEW LOSERS:
Q: Can I boast about how good my affinity is?
A: ONLY IF YOU'RE WULFENITE THE REST DON'T MATTER

Q: When does the SWSH get good?
A: WHEN YOU DO

Q: What are we shiny hunting this month?
A: WHO CARES CARING IS WASTED TIME SPEND IT HATCHING EGGS INSTEAD UNLESS YOU'RE NOT WULFENITE

Q: When does SWSH start?
A: SOMETIME NEAR THE MIDDLE OF THE MONTH TO SOMETIME NEAR THE END OF THE MONTH I DON'T REMEMBER JUST PAY ATTENTION TO THE SHINE RECORDER ICON

Q: How can I tell if my egg will hatch shiny?
A: HATCH THAT HOT PILE OF GARBAGE AND THROW IT AWAY IF IT ISN'T

Q: You guys keep teasing Mega Sunkern's release, when is it coming out on the site?
A: WHEN YOU SEE THAT DOPE MEGA EVO ON COROCORO THEN MAYBE

EDIT: OH YEAH IT'S MAY 1ST SO MAY THE 1ST BE WITH YOU DAE STAR WARS OR JUST ME