[X] My Assistant

[Gym Leader Winon...]

I happen to have a very terrible case of paranoia. I legit feel like someone or something is always watching me and I can't sleep well cuz I'm afraid of monsters.

Remember kids: Paranoia is a bitch.

So anyways, it's late at night and I'm typing more of my story. I was home alone and didn't really think anything of it cuz I had two dogs and they would always bark if someone was even near the house. Well all of a sudden I heard a loud BANG on my door followed by this really creepy growling. And, as a paranoid little freak, I naturally flipped out. I grabbed and pulled off the metal handle of the mop I keep by my door and raised it over my head, ready to beat up whatever was growling while screaming like a little wuss.

Turns out it was one of my little dogs. He just stared up at me, wagging his tail and giving me this WTF look at the pole. He had apparently chased the other dog down the hallway and hit his head on my door trying to stop himself from skidding on the hardwood floor. The creepy growl was him yelping and growling at the same time.

No wonder they give me weird looks all the time.

[Prof Sabiba]

When I was about 10 I was balancing on my mom's exercise ball, on my knees, then slipped and jammed my knee into a space under our island that was slightly smaller than my knee. It hurt like &^$* and I nearly got stuck there, too.

I have multiple scars from falling onto pavement, be it from a bike, a skateboard, or my own feet, and I've been shocked by an electric fence multiple times in a row because I couldn't figure out that the thing I kept trying to grab was connected to said fence.

I played basketball for about an hour and a half, doing major cuts. Barefoot.

I went marching in the Fourth of July parade with those sandals that have little rubber points for the soles that are supposed to massage your feet. I could barely walk for the rest of the day.

There's a lot more, but it would take a while to type, and longer to remember. Also, I'm brunette.

[Quomimi]

I have another one. So, my cat puked earlier, and she does that often for some reason. (yes, we have taken her to the vet for that, and they say it's nothing bad) and I hear her puking, and I'm like "Oh no, she's puking again." and then she comes into MY room, and starts to puke AGAIN, so I get up and try to keep her om puking to I can get her into the bathroom, and her head was up, so she spat it out, and it landed on my Gamecube. So I'm mad at her, and I pick her up to put her in the garage while I clean the whole mess up, and while I'm moving her, I step in the OTHER puke she threw up earlier. I about stopped there. So I put her in the garage, clean the whole thing up, and bring her back inside. And she acts like nothing happened. UHG stupid moment right there.

[rainbowninetails]

Once I was walking with my friend, since we were picking up her brother from school and after that her mom would drive me home. I was reading a book and talking with my friend at the same time, and I was falling behind. My friend called my name, and the second I looked up I walked straight into a metal pole. Though it was pretty stupid, my heavens, that hurt really badly.

[MonoSpectator]

I have two notable stories from recently of my stupid moments. One day when I was at school, I was talking to my friend about Maroon 5 and I was like "Well, I really love some of their older music and stuff," and then she brought up The Voice and how some of the singers on there really just don't know what they are doing. Then she started talking about Blake and was like "Well, Ms. M likes Adam and Maroon 5 and all that, but whatever, I like Blake way more." So, me being the big idiot I am, said "Oh, yeah..Adam does sound a lot like that guy from Maroon 5.." and my friend just looked at me and laughed and said "He IS the singer from Maroon 5!" She still hasn't let me live that one down XD.

Another is, since I have severe paranoia, I tend to act like an idiot when I'm alone, and I kept hearing this noise around my house and I thought I was going crazy. So, I'm walking around my house yelling "ANYONE HERE? HELLO?" Come to find out, my dad had left his radio on, but reaaaaally freaking quiet, so I'm running about my house wondering "WHO IN THE WORLD IS PLAYING WITH MY MIND!?" I felt really dumb after that XD

[nefariouseden]

I had been working two whole years on a perfect plan to use on fifteen people, but in the end it all crashed down on me! I was totally okay with it, though...

[Scarlettx]

Hmm, I can't exactly remember the stupid things I've done but yeahh, one that I can remember?

One time when I was fighting with my cousin (forgot why?), and I started to kick him and the floor was slippery so I fell instead of kicking him and he and my aunt were like laughing like !@#$ and I felt SOOOOOO embarrassed omg ><

[DragonDoesMinecr...]

I once walked into a forest full of broken glass, thorns, and nails. Barefoot.
I still have the scar on my foot.
And I knew it was full of stuff that could puncture your foot. I'm not blond, by the way.