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The Unlucky Tavern, Want a drink? Can't make any promises, but come on in. |
 Dec 28 2011, 11:09 AM
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 Avatar credited to Mr Spaz!  Group: Members Posts: 2 728 Joined: 12-August 09 From: your evil self's head Member No.: 56 338 Felisha's Team! 
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Basically, you ask for a drink and the next person says we're out and gives absolutely any reason why. Then they ask for a drink and so on. Got it? Good. I'll start.
I'll have a glass of water, please. This post has been edited by Royal Summoner Kitten: Dec 28 2011, 11:10 AM -------------------- Awesome And Funny Quotes (click to show) Rank 28 overall poster Aug. 19 2009 rank 4 poster Oct. 22 2009+dec. 23 2009+June 25 2010 rank 16 poster March 22 2010 rank 13 poster March 31 2010 rank 8 poster June 26 2010 rank 7 poster December 28 2013 rank 2 poster |
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Dec 28 2011, 05:36 PM
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 Always  Group: Members Posts: 3 160 Joined: 10-May 09 From: Hogwarts Member No.: 21 707 Snape 
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Sorry. We are currently out, due to the Capitol draining our store. If you would like a glass, go to the lake by the Golden Cornucopia.
Can I have a goblet of Butterbeer? c: -------------------- Whores don't use condoms  Severus Snape <3 (click to show) Quotatious Quotes, and artistic arts(And Avatar credits. And Duck-Duck-Goose) (click to show) |
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Dec 28 2011, 05:39 PM
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 I'm Human Sized! :D  Group: Members Posts: 1 146 Joined: 20-July 10 From: The land of Derp..... Member No.: 106 466 HG team~ 
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Sorry, a bunch of kids from Hogwarts came a drank it all.
I'd like a banana smoothie -------------------- |
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Dec 28 2011, 05:40 PM
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Always Group: Members Posts: 3 160 Joined: 10-May 09 From: Hogwarts Member No.: 21 707 Snape
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Apologies, but a herd of wild Donkey Kong came in and ate all our bananas.
Can I have a knuckle sammich? c: -------------------- Whores don't use condoms Severus Snape <3 (click to show) Quotatious Quotes, and artistic arts(And Avatar credits. And Duck-Duck-Goose) (click to show) |
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Dec 28 2011, 05:42 PM
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I'm Human Sized! :D Group: Members Posts: 1 146 Joined: 20-July 10 From: The land of Derp..... Member No.: 106 466 HG team~
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I would but my hand is broken. Sorry.
I'd like a can of Cherry Pepsi -------------------- |
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Dec 28 2011, 08:31 PM
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 Blood for Noxus! Group: Members Posts: 686 Joined: 5-April 10 From: Noxus Member No.: 91 809 Active Squad 
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Sorry, we're out. The delivery truck for the Cherry Pepsi crashed off a bridge and into a river.
Can I has a bottle of Dr. Pepper with a code on the lid that can make me unlock three special Dr. Pepper cars for NFS: The Run? c: -------------------- "Violence solves everything." -Katarina, the Sinister Blade GPXPlus Party  League of Legends (NA): GlitchyVanell0pe | Tumblr: glitchy-katarina |
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Dec 28 2011, 08:32 PM
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 She's sexy and I know it~  Group: Posts: 1 935 Joined: 3-June 09 From: Deinoland Member No.: 30 189 Add fifth gen, please
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Sorry, some racecar drivers stole all of our Dr Peppers, in search of those same exact codes you're looking for. Apologies.
I'd like a Brandy Alexander. -------------------- |
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Dec 28 2011, 08:33 PM
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Blood for Noxus! Group: Members Posts: 686 Joined: 5-April 10 From: Noxus Member No.: 91 809 Active Squad
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Sorry, we're out. The tavern has imposed a rule where we have banned any serving of alcohol in the premises.
Can I has a bottle o' scrumpy? -------------------- "Violence solves everything." -Katarina, the Sinister Blade GPXPlus Party League of Legends (NA): GlitchyVanell0pe | Tumblr: glitchy-katarina |
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Dec 28 2011, 08:39 PM
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She's sexy and I know it~ Group: Posts: 1 935 Joined: 3-June 09 From: Deinoland Member No.: 30 189 Add fifth gen, please
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Sorry, my good man, but I will drink it all right in front of you since I'm thirsty. /chugs it down
I'd like a peanut butter milkshake, please. -------------------- |
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Dec 28 2011, 08:40 PM
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Blood for Noxus! Group: Members Posts: 686 Joined: 5-April 10 From: Noxus Member No.: 91 809 Active Squad
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Sorry, we're all out. Since there are some people in here that have anaphylactic seizures, the law states that we cannot serve any products with nuts in them.
One can of Bonk! Atomic Punch, please! -------------------- "Violence solves everything." -Katarina, the Sinister Blade GPXPlus Party League of Legends (NA): GlitchyVanell0pe | Tumblr: glitchy-katarina |
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Dec 28 2011, 09:49 PM
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She's sexy and I know it~ Group: Posts: 1 935 Joined: 3-June 09 From: Deinoland Member No.: 30 189 Add fifth gen, please
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Sorry, a swarm of Scouts took all of our unlockable secondary weapons. We'll probably restock around midnight two days from now.
I'd like a Wumpa Whip, please. -------------------- |
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Dec 28 2011, 10:09 PM
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 FINISH HIM. Group: Members Posts: 685 Joined: 13-February 11 From: The Capitol Member No.: 131 527 3rd Street Saints 
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I'm sorry but we ran out 2 seconds ago. Like some piss?
I'd like some Creeper Specials. --------------------  Credit to cycloneblaze and NegativeDiamond. I used to be a adventurer like you, until I took a arrow to the knee. |
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Dec 28 2011, 11:10 PM
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Avatar credited to Mr Spaz! Group: Members Posts: 2 728 Joined: 12-August 09 From: your evil self's head Member No.: 56 338 Felisha's Team!
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Sorry, I went to get it and touched it and it blew up like the damn Creeper its made of.
A skotch on the rocks, please. -------------------- Awesome And Funny Quotes (click to show) Rank 28 overall poster Aug. 19 2009 rank 4 poster Oct. 22 2009+dec. 23 2009+June 25 2010 rank 16 poster March 22 2010 rank 13 poster March 31 2010 rank 8 poster June 26 2010 rank 7 poster December 28 2013 rank 2 poster |
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Dec 29 2011, 03:37 AM
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Blood for Noxus! Group: Members Posts: 686 Joined: 5-April 10 From: Noxus Member No.: 91 809 Active Squad
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Sorry, we're out. Apparently we've run out of rocks.
One shot of hot chocolate! -------------------- "Violence solves everything." -Katarina, the Sinister Blade GPXPlus Party League of Legends (NA): GlitchyVanell0pe | Tumblr: glitchy-katarina |
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Dec 29 2011, 11:05 AM
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Avatar credited to Mr Spaz! Group: Members Posts: 2 728 Joined: 12-August 09 From: your evil self's head Member No.: 56 338 Felisha's Team!
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Sorry. All the chocolate melted yesterday in a heat wave.
I'll have a Reese's McFlurry, please. -------------------- Awesome And Funny Quotes (click to show) Rank 28 overall poster Aug. 19 2009 rank 4 poster Oct. 22 2009+dec. 23 2009+June 25 2010 rank 16 poster March 22 2010 rank 13 poster March 31 2010 rank 8 poster June 26 2010 rank 7 poster December 28 2013 rank 2 poster |
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Dec 29 2011, 11:07 AM
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I'm Human Sized! :D Group: Members Posts: 1 146 Joined: 20-July 10 From: The land of Derp..... Member No.: 106 466 HG team~
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Sorry, but I have a weakness to those, so I bought them all from myself to have.
I'd like a drinkable pizza, please! -------------------- |
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Dec 29 2011, 11:12 AM
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 Doing alright. Hope you are too~  Group: +Donors Posts: 841 Joined: 27-May 09 From: Last Person To Post Wins Member No.: 27 775 Still miss y'all 
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Sorry kid, the party down the block left not two minutes ago with every slice in the city.
I'll have a glass of distilled petroleum, if it's not to much to ask. -------------------- Inactive but still drop by sometimes. Best contact is @Cajun#5683 on Discord. Even when all hope is lost, we will never surrender And when the music finally ends, you'll always remember Never. Stop. Dancing.  |
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Dec 29 2011, 11:15 AM
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Avatar credited to Mr Spaz! Group: Members Posts: 2 728 Joined: 12-August 09 From: your evil self's head Member No.: 56 338 Felisha's Team!
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That burned up in the heat, too. Sorry.
Gunpowder smoothie, please. -------------------- Awesome And Funny Quotes (click to show) Rank 28 overall poster Aug. 19 2009 rank 4 poster Oct. 22 2009+dec. 23 2009+June 25 2010 rank 16 poster March 22 2010 rank 13 poster March 31 2010 rank 8 poster June 26 2010 rank 7 poster December 28 2013 rank 2 poster |
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Dec 29 2011, 11:18 AM
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Doing alright. Hope you are too~ Group: +Donors Posts: 841 Joined: 27-May 09 From: Last Person To Post Wins Member No.: 27 775 Still miss y'all
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Trouble with that is, the gunpowder accidentally ignited while it was in the blender. Now I got no blender, and no gunpowder. I'm billing you for that bu th' way.
Can I get half a scoop of marshmallow cream whip in a glass of goat's milk? -------------------- Inactive but still drop by sometimes. Best contact is @Cajun#5683 on Discord. Even when all hope is lost, we will never surrender And when the music finally ends, you'll always remember Never. Stop. Dancing. |
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Dec 29 2011, 11:18 AM
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I'm Human Sized! :D Group: Members Posts: 1 146 Joined: 20-July 10 From: The land of Derp..... Member No.: 106 466 HG team~
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Sorry, some robots with guns came to buy that. They say their trying to take over the world or something, and that those would help them do it.
How about a juice box? -------------------- |
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