After a long time away, I re-downloaded ShoddyBattle for some quick battling. When I went on Smogon's Server, I noticed the Little Cup tab. The rules of Little cup are quite simple: all Pokémon must be at level 5, without exception. Just as well, Pokémon must be of the lowest stage in their evolutionary line and must evolve as well. After a while of OU battles I decided to make a Little Cup team. Reading through a few articles in Smogon, I compiled a team of my favourites and the most powerful LC Pokemon.
Rules: Evasion Clause, Freeze Clause, OHKO Clause, Sleep Clause, Species Clause, Timed Battle
Steinhauser test sent out Arrr, fire th' cannonball! (lvl 5 Voltorb).
empoleon dynamite sent out Tailz (lvl 5 Buizel).
empoleon dynamite switched in Batman (lvl 5 Gligar).
Arrr, fire th' cannonball! used Rain Dance.
Rain began to fall!
The rain continues to fall.
I predicted a thunderbolt, turned out to be a Rain Dance inducer---
Arrr, fire th' cannonball! used Explosion.
Batman lost 122% of its health.
empoleon dynamite's Batman fainted.
Steinhauser test's Arrr, fire th' cannonball! fainted.
The rain continues to fall.
Poor Gligar 
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Steinhauser test switched in Avast! The Kraken awakens! (lvl 5 Omanyte ?).
empoleon dynamite switched in Seizure (lvl 5 Porygon).
Seizure's Download raised its stats!
Seizure's special attack was raised.
Avast! The Kraken awakens! used Surf.
Seizure lost 126% of its health.
Seizure hung on using its Focus Sash!
Avast! The Kraken awakens! lost 5% of its health.
Seizure used Trick Room.
Seizure twisted the dimensions!
The rain continues to fall.
This was perfect as his entire team was centralised around speed. The Sp.Att boost was nice too.---
Steinhauser test switched in Tharr be stormy seas t'noight! (lvl 5 Chinchou ?).
Seizure used Thunderbolt.
The rain continues to fall.
I should have expected that 
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Seizure used Hidden Power.
Tharr be stormy seas t'noight! lost 44% of its health.
Tharr be stormy seas t'noight! used Surf.
Seizure lost 78% of its health.
empoleon dynamite's Seizure fainted.
The rain continues to fall.
I had nothing else to do. With 1hp, Porygon wasn't gunna' get another chance---
empoleon dynamite switched in Care Bear (lvl 5 Teddiursa ?).
Steinhauser test switched in Beware! The ghost pirate! (lvl 5 Gastly ?).
Care Bear used Protect.
Care Bear protected itself!
The rain continues to fall.
Care Bear was badly poisoned!
This was to activate Poison and to stall another turn of rain dance---
Beware! The ghost pirate! used Explosion.
Care Bear lost 186% of its health.
empoleon dynamite's Care Bear fainted.
Steinhauser test's Beware! The ghost pirate! fainted.
The twisted dimensions returned to normal!
The rain continues to fall.
I forgot about Trickroom I sure am rusty...---
Steinhauser test switched in Avast! The Kraken awakens! (lvl 5 Omanyte ?).
empoleon dynamite switched in Tailz (lvl 5 Buizel ?).
Tailz used Brick Break.
It's super effective!
Avast! The Kraken awakens! lost 89% of its health.
Avast! The Kraken awakens! used Hidden Power.
It's super effective!
Tailz lost 127% of its health.
empoleon dynamite's Tailz fainted.
Avast! The Kraken awakens! lost 5% of its health.
Steinhauser test's Avast! The Kraken awakens! fainted.
The rain stopped.
His Life Orb sure helped out---
Steinhauser test switched in 'Tis nothin' but a scurvy bilge rat! (lvl 5 Croagunk ?).
empoleon dynamite switched in Kit10 (lvl 5 Meowth ?).
'Tis nothin' but a scurvy bilge rat! used Vacuum Wave.
It's super effective!
Kit10 lost 95% of its health.
'Tis nothin' but a scurvy bilge rat! lost 10% of its health.
Kit10 used Hypnosis.
'Tis nothin' but a scurvy bilge rat! fell asleep!
Focus Sash PWN's, If Hypnosis missed it would have cost me the game---
Steinhauser test switched in Tharr be stormy seas t'noight! (lvl 5 Chinchou ?).
Kit10 used Nasty Plot.
Kit10's special attack was sharply raised.
Here comes the Meowth sweep---
Kit10 used Swift.
Tharr be stormy seas t'noight! lost 80% of its health.
Steinhauser test's Tharr be stormy seas t'noight! fainted.
Meowth's alot more useful in LC than his older brother in OU---
Steinhauser test switched in Harhar, the wind be fillin' our sails! (lvl 5 Mantyke ?).
Kit10 used Swift.
Harhar, the wind be fillin' our sails! lost 58% of its health.
Harhar, the wind be fillin' our sails! used Rain Dance.
Rain began to fall!
The rain continues to fall.
Mantyke survived?!?!---
Harhar, the wind be fillin' our sails! used Ice Beam.
Kit10 lost 52% of its health.
empoleon dynamite's Kit10 fainted.
The rain continues to fall.
Stupid Rain Dance boost 
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empoleon dynamite switched in Mobster (lvl 5 Murkrow ?).
Mobster used Sucker Punch.
Harhar, the wind be fillin' our sails! lost 92% of its health.
Steinhauser test's Harhar, the wind be fillin' our sails! fainted.
Mobster lost 9% of its health.
The rain continues to fall.
I was nervous he wasn't gunna' predict Sucker Punch, but I had to risk it---
Steinhauser test switched in 'Tis nothin' but a scurvy bilge rat! (lvl 5 Croagunk ?).
Mobster used Sucker Punch.
It's not very effective...
'Tis nothin' but a scurvy bilge rat! lost 48% of its health.
Mobster lost 9% of its health.
'Tis nothin' but a scurvy bilge rat! is fast asleep!
The rain continues to fall.
'Tis nothin' but a scurvy bilge rat! soaked up rain!
'Tis nothin' but a scurvy bilge rat! restored 10% of its health.
I forgot he was asleep, I said I was rusty...---
Mobster used Drill Peck.
It's super effective!
'Tis nothin' but a scurvy bilge rat! lost 205% of its health.
Steinhauser test's 'Tis nothin' but a scurvy bilge rat! fainted.
empoleon dynamite wins!
Steinhauser test: Good game
empoleon dynamite: gg
Steinhauser test has left the room.
The finishing blow, it was close. Pirate themed teams ftw.