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Jul 30 2009, 03:15 PM
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Your Resident Grouch Group: Members Posts: 73 Joined: 20-April 09 From: Canada Member No.: 13 842 Active Squad |
"Oh... hi. Thanks for noticing me. Um, feed me, I guess... or you could just ignore me. Like everyone else does. *sigh* Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be over here, NOT BEING AMERICA." Saturndjinni's Bidoof, named Canada xD Omg I knew there was a reason I loved that person other than the fact that their screenname reminds me of Golden Sun |
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Jul 30 2009, 03:18 PM
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Your Resident Grouch Group: Members Posts: 73 Joined: 20-April 09 From: Canada Member No.: 13 842 Active Squad |
ALL THE GUYFS IN MAH PARTAY EXCEPT THE EGG OBVIOUSLY.
They are the ones I lurrrrve the most. Thus why I gave them stupid names/descriptions! ...If I ever get a clone Pokemon I want to name it "Failed Abortion", except that would probably get me banned. Oh well, I doubt all the letters would fit anyway. |
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Jul 31 2009, 12:17 AM
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Winged Psycho Juggler Vamp Kimono Mismagius Ninja Moon Etc RPer Group: Members Posts: 267 Joined: 21-May 09 From: Zooming through cyberspace, and often getting distracted by shiny, pixelated objects. Member No.: 25 766 The Phantom Parade! |
Self-advertising ahoy! Came up with a couple of good ones for a couple of pokemon I picked up today during The ShelterStorm (Shelter Explosion, Validation Population Acceleration, whatever). Bonus points to anyone who gets the secret reference in the last line of Bennett's description. Name: Elgan Species: Baltoy Description: Turn, two, three. Spin, two, three. This is The Dance Of The Ancients, which is as old as time itself. One moves, one spins, one spins as one moves. Turn, two, three. Spin, two, three. This is The Dance Of The Ancients, which is steeped in eons of pride and tradition. One must hold one's head high. One's arms must be kept steady and level with the floor. Turn, two, three. Spin, two, three. The is The Dance Of The Ancients, which is performed as the performers of long ago watch from on high. One must never stumble or get dizzy and fall down. NEVER. Name: Bennett Species: Abra Gender: Male Description: Bennett is very proud of the fact that he's a master chess player. He can play up to ten games of chess at a time, teleporting his way down rows of chessboards, and can even play chess while asleep... which he often does. His attempts to teach the residents of The Pokemon Palace how to play chess haven't been very successful, due to lack of interest or plain lack of skill on the part of his students. But he's grateful that Sonata, Donovan, Cecil, and Hannu are always willing to play against him when they can, even if they're all novices. He claims Pete Martell taught him everything he knows. Can't figure out the reference? Here's some hints. (click to show ) Edit: And now for some not self advertising! Returning clicks after midnight is good for you! Especially since I just discovered vaiya, someone who clicks me daily, has recently begun doing descriptions and some of them are pretty dang hilarious! Here's a random sampling of descriptions from vaiya's pokemon. It may not seem so random, but that only because vaiya's only gotten through about two and a half PC boxes of pokemon so far and sorts boxes by type. vaiya's journal says more names and descriptions are to come. Species: Caterpie Name: Kachoo Description: Kachoo is allergic to pollen. WHY must it be pollen!? AH-CHOO! Species: Butterfree Name: Monarch Description: Where'sthepollen? Where'stheflowers? Wantsthepollen. Wantstheflowers. HONEY! OMNOMNOMNOM! Species: Kakuna Name: Coque Description: Coque thinks it's funny to pretend to be dead, and then sting anyone who tries to help. Nobody really likes Coque. Species: Paras Name: Tettix Description: Tettix was bred by SHARKS! ... Well, that's a bit desturbing.... Maybe that's why she'll bite just about anything... .... Species: Venonat Name: Puff Description: Inquisitive and quiet, Puff can manage to go through all your things before you even notice he's there. He means no harm, and won't steal anything, but constantly needs to know what things are. And since he doesn't like asking, he'll sometimes try to figure it out for himself... occasionally with disastrous results. Species: Charizard Name: Barbecue Description: BARBECUE!!! BURNINATING THE COUNTRYSIDE! BARBECUE!!! BURNINATING THE PEASANTS! BARBECUE!!!! He wants to be Trogdor. Don't encourage him. This post has been edited by BrainpanSonata: Jul 31 2009, 01:00 AM -------------------- First-time novelist seeks dedicated, literate RPers for help with her work. Click this link if interested. Scrubs RP is looking for RPers to join up! If you're a fan of Scrubs, or are otherwise interested, click the link in the previous sentence. (The RP has started, but we could always use someone to play Elliot or Carla... OC interns and long term patients also accepted.) Party Link, RPs, & Other Stuff (click to show ) Groups I Am In (click to show ) |
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Jul 31 2009, 02:22 AM
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Addicted to Dragalia Lost Group: Members Posts: 199 Joined: 6-March 09 From: Jakarta, Indonesia Member No.: 5 314 Milotic |
trixie08's pokemon (go trixie )
Usagi-chan the Cresselia I find it strange that this particular Cresselia, a graceful Pokemon of the Moon, can be so clumsy at times! Lentz the Dialga He's named after the History teacher I had this past semester, Mark. Get it? History? Time? Oh, I'm wasting my breath. Pinky the Burmy (Trash Cloak) NARF! -------------------- |
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Jul 31 2009, 02:46 AM
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There’s a lot of tension in this town Group: +Donors Posts: 2 004 Joined: 30-April 09 From: Louisiana Member No.: 17 626 Active Squad |
trixie08's pokemon (go trixie ) Usagi-chan the Cresselia I find it strange that this particular Cresselia, a graceful Pokemon of the Moon, can be so clumsy at times! Lentz the Dialga He's named after the History teacher I had this past semester, Mark. Get it? History? Time? Oh, I'm wasting my breath. Pinky the Burmy (Trash Cloak) NARF! Oh, I am flattered!! I have to say, Irk Splee's Emo Turtle is one of my faves. Nothing is more fun than laughing at them. -------------------- |
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Jul 31 2009, 03:50 AM
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What would you ask of your Arbiter? Group: Members Posts: 18 Joined: 9-April 09 Member No.: 9 646 Questing For |
From laskuraska.
Vaporeon - Kojiro: "Kojiro hates the water, won't swim, and sometimes refuses to bathe. He evolved on accident when his curiosity led him to nose around in my bag and he happened to find the water stone I had intended to use on my Polywhirl; it's kindof sad and pathetic." Umbreon - Cordoza: "A nasty little schemer, Cordoza hopes to assemble a pokemon mafia and run a profitable racketeering enterprise. He doesn't know what to racketeer, exactly, but considers this not to be much of a concern. He knew from the get-go that he wanted to be umbreon when he grew up, so he willfully forced himself to be noctournal as an Eevee." -------------------- |
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Jul 31 2009, 06:25 AM
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Pokémon Trainer Group: +Donors Posts: 17 Joined: 10-May 09 Member No.: 21 507 Active Squad |
Everyone has mentioned Irk Splee's pokémon, but I must say this particular one made me laugh out loud the first time I saw it:
Mr. Sausage, the Grumpig Custom Description Irk Splee has a rather sick sense of humor, really. Poor Grumpig! -------------------- |
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Jul 31 2009, 07:25 AM
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Pokémon Trainer Group: Members Posts: 49 Joined: 9-May 09 From: USA Member No.: 21 041 Best animations |
Heres the description I gave to my Sneasal:
Custom Description I HATE THIS SNEASAL!!! IT APPEARED IN MY PARTY SOMEHOW EVENTHOUGH I DIDNT CLICK IT IN THE SHELTER LAST NIGHT!!!1111 I ALREADY HAVE A WEAVILE!!!!1 SHAME ON THIS STUPID SNEASAL!!11 I COULD HAVE GOTEN A BETTER POKEMON IN THE SHELTER IF IT HADNT WANDERED INTO PARTY!!! WHEN I THROW THIS IN THE SHELTER IN A FEW HOURS, NO ONE GIVE IT A HOME!!! LET IT DIE IN SHELTER!!11!!! Also, his nickname is Stupid Sneasal. :P If you want to see him, hes in my party, waiting to be abandoned. I just didnt display him in my siggy because he dosent deserve it. -------------------- |
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Jul 31 2009, 07:31 AM
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Total Geek Group: Members Posts: 137 Joined: 16-May 09 From: Cyberspace Member No.: 23 854 Oldschool Squad |
Here's the description given to my Munchlax, Totoro:
Totoro, Totoro Totoro, Totoro Who leaves the Seeds? For you to find? Follow him and you will see a Treasure there... Then plant the seeds... And help them Grow... It may seem like a dream.. But things are not what they seem.. Now begins a new adventure for you! Not really funny, but it's cute. =D And it might bring good memories to someone~ -------------------- |
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Jul 31 2009, 11:48 AM
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Pokémon Trainer Group: Members Posts: 46 Joined: 20-July 09 From: USA Member No.: 48 423 Soul Silver team |
Star Guy the Cleffa:
Feeling kind of embarrassed about being male, yet cute and pink, makes him act extra tough to make sure people know he's a guy. He's often seen training with Palmer or Flametail, but can't resist dancing when there's shooting stars in the sky. -------------------- |
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Jul 31 2009, 12:08 PM
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Balloons make sour faces! Group: Members Posts: 14 Joined: 25-June 09 From: somewhere down below but up high Member No.: 38 250 Ghosts of Darkness |
Name: Oyster
type: Omanyte description: We all like to eat "Oysters".... so don't be shy to eat this fellow! (This is not Pokemon abuse!) -------------------- |
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Jul 31 2009, 12:44 PM
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I'm baaaack! Group: Members Posts: 226 Joined: 13-June 09 From: USA Member No.: 33 916 Iron-Clad Victory |
lulz. ^^
I changed the description of my Quilava, so it's no longer funny. =[ It does have something to do with a project I'm going to start, akin to Irk Splee's ranch. ~E4 Hikaru -------------------- |
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Jul 31 2009, 02:05 PM
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the coffee lover Group: Members Posts: 48 Joined: 9-June 09 From: behind the giant pie Member No.: 32 542 DOOM! |
Blu's spheal xD
This Spheal is the ninja, and also the walrus (goo goo gjoob). One of her favourite hobbies is to beat people at stuff, whether they be races or other things, and she also rather enjoys listening to Rick Astley's music. i think is kind of funny -------------------- |
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Jul 31 2009, 02:18 PM
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Pokémon Trainer Group: Members Posts: 63 Joined: 29-March 09 From: your car Member No.: 6 453 Wishlist |
I always love Irk Splee's descriptions, I especially love the emo turtle one. 8D
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Jul 31 2009, 04:31 PM
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I'm baaaack! Group: Members Posts: 226 Joined: 13-June 09 From: USA Member No.: 33 916 Iron-Clad Victory |
My Gastrodon MWAAAH's description:
"MWAAAH! MWAAAH!" Arceus, that gets on my nerves! "MWAAAH!" All she ever does is sit around screaming "MWAAAH!" All day! "MWAAAH!" Of course, she does occasionaly try to play with the eggs to help them mature--NO, PUT THAT DOWN! YOU'LL BREAK IT! Sigh... The lazy bum... "MWAAAH!" ...I'll let you figure the name out on your own. Now, if she had been MALE, the description would've been completely different! ~E4 Hikaru -------------------- |
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Jul 31 2009, 04:33 PM
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Pokémon Trainer Group: Members Posts: 0 Joined: 26-April 09 Member No.: 16 250 Team Shiny |
Aww thanks, you made my day. I'm a girl by the way. That "She conquers" bit really killed me. -------------------- Shinies (click to show ) Credits (click to show ) |
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Aug 1 2009, 05:26 AM
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Pokémon Trainer Group: Members Posts: 21 Joined: 25-May 09 From: Australia Member No.: 26 976 My Favorites |
havnt found one yet but im enjoying this thread. . .
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Aug 1 2009, 06:16 AM
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Human, or so I'm told... *creepy music* Group: Members Posts: 22 Joined: 30-May 09 From: Australia Member No.: 28 474 woo... hoo... |
Irk's Rippy (Feraligator) description:
Billy and his family went on a holiday They went down to Florida to laugh and dance and play Bill went in for a swim, he didn't see the harm But when he came back out again, he was short an arm Rippy the gator went chomp chomp chomp Rippy the gator went chomp chomp chomp Passing the time by ending children's lives Down in the bottom of the swamp swamp swamp Lol, dark, quite dark. -------------------- |
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Aug 1 2009, 02:44 PM
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One of the Merry Band of Plagarists Group: +Donors Posts: 99 Joined: 12-May 09 From: USA Member No.: 22 228 Active Squad |
Irk's Rippy (Feraligator) description: Billy and his family went on a holiday They went down to Florida to laugh and dance and play Bill went in for a swim, he didn't see the harm But when he came back out again, he was short an arm Rippy the gator went chomp chomp chomp Rippy the gator went chomp chomp chomp Passing the time by ending children's lives Down in the bottom of the swamp swamp swamp Lol, dark, quite dark. Anyone who catches that reference can have a box of cookies. 8D -------------------- |
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Aug 2 2009, 05:09 AM
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Pokémon Trainer Group: Members Posts: 5 Joined: 20-April 09 From: Lumiose City, Kalos Member No.: 13 806 Active Squad |
I forget who, but I laughed really hard when I read their Houdoom's description. It went something like: So-and-so likes to use his Will-O-Wisp attack to create orbs of fire and chase butterflies. It often ends badly for the butterfly, but it's cute nonetheless. XD That would be EmberGryphon! She's one of the people I read every single day just for their HIGH-LARIOUS descriptions -- I also, like EVERYONE ELSE ON THE FACE OF THIS FORUM, love Irk Splee! (WHO DOESN'T LOVE IRK SPLEE I MEAN HONESTLY) But I'm showcasing two of my absolute favorite descriptions ever, written by my good friend Daner, since she just doesn't get enough attention despite being the wittiest person I know-- Pyroclasm the Entei: Entei, one of the great deities of fire, born of the volcano and trailing an inferno wherever he races...quite the inspiring image, isn't it? Unfortunately, Pyroclasm isn't precisely the brightest Entei to ever tumble out of the volcano. His hobbies include playing fetch with a Spheal (as the ball), chewing on rocks, and drooling all over Daner's head. Needless to say, she does not appreciate this. ...who goes with Beebee the Spheal: Beebee is not creatively named: his name is short for Beach Ball. But it's a good thing that he has such a calm, easygoing nature. Otherwise he probably wouldn't take so well to being fetched and slobbered on day in and day out by a doofus Entei, since rolling just can't get him away fast enough to avoid that inevitable capture and retrieval. As it is, he doesn't seem to mind being drenched in drool all day; at least it gives him something to pretend to swim in. -------------------- |
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