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Sep 15 2009, 04:04 PM
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A-set, you bet! Group: +Donors Posts: 583 Joined: 14-August 09 From: Washington state Member No.: 56 857 |
May we all thank BlackTH, who saved Vissen the Remoraid from a horrible fate.
QUOTE No! This one isn't going to the frying pan! And then we have NaoNao's Wooper, Woopah. QUOTE This peculiar Wooper is not far from the lines of creepy. He hardly does anything, besides stare blankly at every embodiment that passes his way and chant a low, "Woo. Pop. Pop." No one can decipher want this Wooper is actually saying. Maybe he is chanting teachings whispered from Arceus itself? Or maybe he is just dead in the head. But whatever the case, he is Woopah the Wooper. And he is glad to meet you.
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Sep 16 2009, 08:37 PM
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Winged Psycho Juggler Vamp Kimono Mismagius Ninja Moon Etc RPer Group: Members Posts: 267 Joined: 21-May 09 From: Zooming through cyberspace, and often getting distracted by shiny, pixelated objects. Member No.: 25 766 The Phantom Parade! |
Well, I've got two that just hatched tonight. Trenchcoat and Zeeks are their names, and The Pokemon Palace has gotten that much more hectic because of them.
Name: Trenchcoat Species: Bonsly Gender: Male Description: Psst. Hey, you there. Yeah, you. Wanna buy a watch? No? Well, how about a spatula? Roll of duct tape? A slightly used hair brush? I picked out all the hair... Fine, then! Walk away! I would've given you the Don't Tell Sonata Who You Got It From Discount, too! Name: Zeeks Species: Igglybuff Gender: Female Description: It's all fun and games until you regain consciousness to find you're no longer wearing any shoes. -------------------- First-time novelist seeks dedicated, literate RPers for help with her work. Click this link if interested. Scrubs RP is looking for RPers to join up! If you're a fan of Scrubs, or are otherwise interested, click the link in the previous sentence. (The RP has started, but we could always use someone to play Elliot or Carla... OC interns and long term patients also accepted.) Party Link, RPs, & Other Stuff (click to show ) Groups I Am In (click to show ) |
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Sep 17 2009, 05:58 AM
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..with a Upper Case T and Stress on H Group: Members Posts: 84 Joined: 29-April 09 From: The House Beside The Tree Member No.: 17 224 My Team |
How are my pokemon's nicknames? Check them!!
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Sep 19 2009, 08:43 PM
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A-set, you bet! Group: +Donors Posts: 583 Joined: 14-August 09 From: Washington state Member No.: 56 857 |
I'm gonna do some more self-advertising and point out my Jirachi's description.
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Sep 19 2009, 08:56 PM
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Keeper and Child of Nevaha Temple~ Group: Members Posts: 31 Joined: 18-April 09 Member No.: 13 034 Active Squad |
Mudd E's Chronus~
My name is cliche? Yeah, well, your FACE is cliche. So there. Also, I'm less angry if you supply me with Sour Patch Kids. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry. Just sayin'. ...... OMG, MAKE WITH THE SOUR PATCH KIDS! I giggled. A lot. -------------------- I click back~ (As long as I'm on and see you clicked, before it resets.) When I finally find a Ditto he is getting glomped like there is no tomorrow. Beware, little Ditto~ How badly do I want Ditto? Why, I'd rather have him than a Legendary in an event! @_@ *that obsessed* Much thanks to everyone who clicks my PKMN and loves on 'em. <3 Part of the GPX+ Blogring. |
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Sep 19 2009, 10:00 PM
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Tastes like AGONY Group: Members Posts: 204 Joined: 26-April 08 From: My house Member No.: 1 777 Platinum Team |
I'm too lazy to look for descriptions, so I'll just put my own.
Gaer the Groudon: Although most would form the opinion that Groudon are aggressive and hot-tempered, Gaer is very chill. He's too relaxed to fight most of the time, and naturally, all the idiots who challenge him just get squashed. Europa says that she would really enjoy spending time with him... if his presence didn't make the sun come out. Europa is a Lunatone, by the way. Irumi the Illumise: Irumi is very cautious, paranoid, even. She's always terrified that something she can't see is nearby, or that she's going to step on a trick tile that sets off a booby trap worthy of Indiana Jones, or that she's going to find a zombie or something just around the corner. Masuki the Carnivine: Masuki has very few friends because she is so shy. She often feels lonely, but is afraid of trying to get more companions. Of course, people also don't become her friends since she has an unfortunate habit of chomping down on your skull if she feels happy. Soraba the Absol: Soraba is a bit claustrophobic. She gets very nervous when there are too many people around, and also in small, confined spaces, especially if they smell funny. She really only likes to stay around Europa, Ibrak, and Armageddon. Sometimes they try to mingle with Nurmar, but then Ibrak gets insulted by the Sneasel and ends up having to flee so that Ibrak won't totally slaughter him. Asnan the Medicham: Asnan is calm, meditative, and wise. He rarely gets angry, unless someone (most likely Pip) interrupts his meditating. Korin the Luxray: Korin is very timid and jumpy. An unfortunate habit of his is to emit sparks when he is surprised or scared. Above all else, he is afraid to death of Ditto. Lilith the Tyranitar: Lilith is a partner to Lucifer, and the leader and co-founder of Team Hellpath. She is much calmer than her Houndoom companion, but is very difficult to soothe when she is in a rampage. In fact, the only way to do so is to either knock her out or present her with a very large building to burn to the ground. Pip the Clefable: Pip has the most severe case of ADHD in the history of anything. She does not sit still, ever. She usually has to talk a lot, too, and annoys the hell out of everyone, especially Nya. Another Pokemon has to use a move like Spore or Hypnosis just to get her to go to sleep. -------------------- |
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Sep 20 2009, 04:06 PM
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Winged Psycho Juggler Vamp Kimono Mismagius Ninja Moon Etc RPer Group: Members Posts: 267 Joined: 21-May 09 From: Zooming through cyberspace, and often getting distracted by shiny, pixelated objects. Member No.: 25 766 The Phantom Parade! |
Found another high tier description artist while returning clicks today. QKNC has a bunch of pokemon with very funny and thought provoking descriptions. Here's a sampling.
Name: Omnomnom Species: Munchlax Description: Munchlax became the first Pokemon to ever marry a fridge. "I love Christina," said Munchlax. "I first met her when she was installed in my bedroom. I knew it was love at first sight from the moment she served me breakfast in bed. Sometimes, when she's empty I get angry and start kicking her. But she always forgives me and feeds me my favourite Pokeblocks. I don't know how I would live without her." Name: Brago Species: Bagon Description: See Bagon. See desk. See Bagon's head. See Bagon headdesk. Name: Barboach Species: Barboach Description: Barboach thinks its ancestors might've had legs. Or maybe Barboach will grow legs some time in the future. As a Water/Ground type, Barboach thinks its in some sort of transition between swimming in the sea and walking on land. Barboach is philosophical and likes to think about such matters. The only transition Barboach doesn't want to think about is the mid-life crisis it will undoubtedly have. Name: Squirrel Fodder Species: Pineco Description: Nintendo decided that an exploding pinecone would be a good addition as a Pokemon. They also decided that Pineco(ne) would be an awesome name. They ALSO required that you headbutt trees to find this Pokemon. So in a nutshell, this is an exploding pinecone named Pineco(ne) that you can only find by having one of your poor Pokemon run headfirst into a tree. -------------------- First-time novelist seeks dedicated, literate RPers for help with her work. Click this link if interested. Scrubs RP is looking for RPers to join up! If you're a fan of Scrubs, or are otherwise interested, click the link in the previous sentence. (The RP has started, but we could always use someone to play Elliot or Carla... OC interns and long term patients also accepted.) Party Link, RPs, & Other Stuff (click to show ) Groups I Am In (click to show ) |
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Sep 21 2009, 07:06 PM
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Pokémon Trainer Group: Newbies Posts: 2 Joined: 26-July 09 From: In the Center of the Universe, AKA Connecticut Where else would it be? Member No.: 50 405 Smooth Criminals |
I cannot believe no one has done this.
This is my Bidoof. Scoobidoobidoof, where are youf? We need some help from you now! Scoobidoobidoof, where are youf? We need some help from you now! You know we got a mystery to solve, so Scoobidoof get ready for your act! And Scoobidoof when you come through your’re gonna have yourself a Bidoof Snack! Scoobidoobidoof, here are youf, your’re ready and you’re willin’! Come on Scoobidoof, we need youf, I know you’ll catch that villan! Scoobidoof enjoys solving mysteries, eating, and riding in green floral vans. -------------------- |
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Sep 21 2009, 08:09 PM
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A-set, you bet! Group: +Donors Posts: 583 Joined: 14-August 09 From: Washington state Member No.: 56 857 |
Renegade Giratina has a winner here. QUOTE Remember kids, pink fiberglass insulation is not cotton candy!
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Sep 22 2009, 02:08 AM
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Pokémon Trainer Group: Posts: 13 Joined: 9-September 09 Member No.: 62 297 Active Squad |
Some Jirachi's description:
Dear Jirachi, I wish I had a life outside the internet. Love, *Username* -------------------- |
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Sep 22 2009, 01:28 PM
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Winged Psycho Juggler Vamp Kimono Mismagius Ninja Moon Etc RPer Group: Members Posts: 267 Joined: 21-May 09 From: Zooming through cyberspace, and often getting distracted by shiny, pixelated objects. Member No.: 25 766 The Phantom Parade! |
I cannot believe no one has done this. This is my Bidoof. Scoobidoobidoof, where are youf? We need some help from you now! Scoobidoobidoof, where are youf? We need some help from you now! You know we got a mystery to solve, so Scoobidoof get ready for your act! And Scoobidoof when you come through your're gonna have yourself a Bidoof Snack! Scoobidoobidoof, here are youf, your're ready and you're willin'! Come on Scoobidoof, we need youf, I know you'll catch that villan! Scoobidoof enjoys solving mysteries, eating, and riding in green floral vans. Renegade Giratina has a winner here. QUOTE Remember kids, pink fiberglass insulation is not cotton candy! Some Jirachi's description: Dear Jirachi, I wish I had a life outside the internet. Love, *Username* Oh, man, loving these. (On the last one you actually could replace *Username* with BrainpanSonata.) Anyway, the gender expectations trap has caught me again. No, I didn't hatch another female Whismur while trying for my "Gordon Cole" Whismur. This time I was trying for a "Susan Lucci" Mudkip and ended up with... well, just read and find out. Name: Not Susan Lucci Species: Mudkip Gender: Male Description: You liek me! You really liek... Uh, why does Sonata keep hitting the wall with her head? I'm doing the joke just liek she wrote it. I even went out and got a dress and a fake Emmy and everything... this dress is actually looks better on me than I thought it would. If you keep doing that, Sonata, you're going to seriously hurt yourself. Or break the wall. Either way, I don't liek it. -------------------- First-time novelist seeks dedicated, literate RPers for help with her work. Click this link if interested. Scrubs RP is looking for RPers to join up! If you're a fan of Scrubs, or are otherwise interested, click the link in the previous sentence. (The RP has started, but we could always use someone to play Elliot or Carla... OC interns and long term patients also accepted.) Party Link, RPs, & Other Stuff (click to show ) Groups I Am In (click to show ) |
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Sep 24 2009, 09:31 AM
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Pokémon Trainer Group: Members Posts: 0 Joined: 26-April 09 Member No.: 16 250 Team Shiny |
This one by RuneYue gave me a chuckle.
Name: Saiso Race: Rayquaza Saaiso would like everyone to finally realize that he "IS NOT SMALL DAMNIT! IS YOUNG!!!" But no one does... They just see that he is smaller than a regular Rayquaza (let alone most other deity) and most Dragonair are bigger than him, therefore he is OHSOCUTE. Don't be surprised if he bites you when you fawn over him and try to put ribbons on his horns. If you don't fawn over him, then he's a pretty easy going PKMN and can often be seen giving Rune a ride to one place or resting in the gardens. -------------------- Shinies (click to show ) Credits (click to show ) |
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Sep 24 2009, 02:13 PM
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Winged Psycho Juggler Vamp Kimono Mismagius Ninja Moon Etc RPer Group: Members Posts: 267 Joined: 21-May 09 From: Zooming through cyberspace, and often getting distracted by shiny, pixelated objects. Member No.: 25 766 The Phantom Parade! |
I was reading RuneYue's descriptions the other day... I really like them.
In other news, my Psyduck egg has hatched and The Pokemon Palace has officially been declared a natural disaster area. Name: Aftermath Species: Psyduck Gender: Male Description: Hey, my headache's feeling better now... WHOA! What HAPPENED here? Was it another Pirogi Incident or an earthquake or WHAT?! Um, I may have forgotten to mention that looking at me funny like that makes my headache worse... -------------------- First-time novelist seeks dedicated, literate RPers for help with her work. Click this link if interested. Scrubs RP is looking for RPers to join up! If you're a fan of Scrubs, or are otherwise interested, click the link in the previous sentence. (The RP has started, but we could always use someone to play Elliot or Carla... OC interns and long term patients also accepted.) Party Link, RPs, & Other Stuff (click to show ) Groups I Am In (click to show ) |
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Sep 24 2009, 08:55 PM
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Make Love. Group: Members Posts: 103 Joined: 20-February 09 From: It's hot, in Cali. Member No.: 4 661 Team 818. |
Shameful self-advertising, click it for it's description.
Am I the only one that figured that Gallade has hips? Damn Shakira song that comes into my head. This post has been edited by Fappucino: Sep 24 2009, 08:56 PM -------------------- |
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Sep 25 2009, 04:30 AM
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Pokémon Trainer Group: Newbies Posts: 8 Joined: 20-February 09 From: Florida Member No.: 4 525 Active Squad |
This one. Right here. http://gpxplus.net/info/ZGD3ZwVk
QUOTE This Snorlax has the best whitefro EVER. He hides video games, Zunes, steaks, money and Transformers in it.
Not just toy Transformers. REAL Transformers. This is a Snorlax, that can pull Optimus freakin' Prime, out of his HAIR. Aside from that he's a fairly average Snorlax. As average as a Snorlax with amazing bedhair can be. Some believe his battle power and docile nature is because of his hair. This is further fueled by the fact that he feels sad, angry and frustrated when he gets haircuts and frequently flattens barbers. -------------------- |
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Sep 25 2009, 01:13 PM
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HAHAHA!BOOM BOOM! Group: Members Posts: 13 Joined: 30-May 09 From: Look behind you....... Member No.: 28 537 Some faves |
The one that made me laugh was kato's Choco: DANGER!!!!! First,do NOT feed him chesto berry!Makes him bite and steal Ms Robbers leg again!Poor Ms.Robbers... Made me lol. Yes!!!!!Got a mention!!! I actually think that mine are boring.Irk Splee rocks at descriptions.My favorite is her Blastoise Filbert: With parents like Emo Turtle and Gibby, you'd expect Filbert to be a bit of a wreck... But no. He's pretty adjusted for an emo baby. He runs and he plays and he's happy and enjoys life and YAY Mother is ashamed of him. DEEPLY ashamed and embarrassed of her DELINQUENT son. Made me Lol. -------------------- |
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Sep 26 2009, 12:40 AM
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Winged Psycho Juggler Vamp Kimono Mismagius Ninja Moon Etc RPer Group: Members Posts: 267 Joined: 21-May 09 From: Zooming through cyberspace, and often getting distracted by shiny, pixelated objects. Member No.: 25 766 The Phantom Parade! |
Sonata here, coming at you from half past midnight to bring you this breaking description. I've got a lab assistant now!
Name: Dimeo Species: Bulbasaur Gender: Male Nature: Quirky Description: Being the son of a Bulbasaur and a Bulbasaur Clone and coming from a very large family, Dimeo is an idealist who believes anything is possible- including and up to worldwide nuclear disarmament before the next presidential election and world peace before 2015. He's gone and earned himself a permanent job as Sonata's lab assistant, on the grounds that someone who believes nothing's impossible might actually help her succeed in her experiments. Given the sudden appearance of a Porygon at The Pokemon Palace, his optimistic mindset seems to be paying off quite nicely. The lab explodes less, too. -------------------- First-time novelist seeks dedicated, literate RPers for help with her work. Click this link if interested. Scrubs RP is looking for RPers to join up! If you're a fan of Scrubs, or are otherwise interested, click the link in the previous sentence. (The RP has started, but we could always use someone to play Elliot or Carla... OC interns and long term patients also accepted.) Party Link, RPs, & Other Stuff (click to show ) Groups I Am In (click to show ) |
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Sep 26 2009, 10:38 AM
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A-set, you bet! Group: +Donors Posts: 583 Joined: 14-August 09 From: Washington state Member No.: 56 857 |
QUOTE Awesome, a Crystal Onix. How rare. How beautiful. And what wonderful tableware she'll make... Isn't she glad she got stuck with a trainer like me? 8D -------------------- |
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Sep 26 2009, 03:20 PM
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Ada. Ada Wong. Group: Members Posts: 175 Joined: 16-January 09 From: Wherever there be chocolate Member No.: 3 494 Epic Win Friends |
Some Jirachi's description: Dear Jirachi, I wish I had a life outside the internet. Love, *Username* Ohh that's mines! QUOTE Oh, man, loving these. (On the last one you actually could replace *Username* with BrainpanSonata.) >:l still mines... I'm not bragging or anything but me journal is full of win. -------------------- A huuuuge fan of Gwanom from the Zelda CDI series. |
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Sep 27 2009, 11:14 AM
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Keeper and Child of Nevaha Temple~ Group: Members Posts: 31 Joined: 18-April 09 Member No.: 13 034 Active Squad |
This one by RuneYue gave me a chuckle. Name: Saiso Race: Rayquaza I was reading RuneYue's descriptions the other day... I really like them. *flails* I came in here to see the new stuff posted and man~ Surprise Central! I'm glad you both liked the descriptions~ I never thought someone would find my weird humour amusing! -------------------- I click back~ (As long as I'm on and see you clicked, before it resets.) When I finally find a Ditto he is getting glomped like there is no tomorrow. Beware, little Ditto~ How badly do I want Ditto? Why, I'd rather have him than a Legendary in an event! @_@ *that obsessed* Much thanks to everyone who clicks my PKMN and loves on 'em. <3 Part of the GPX+ Blogring. |
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