Funniest Video Game Quote |
Dec 8 2013, 07:17 PM
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Might be paraphrased:
Barbas: Challenging me at the front gate, you have some pretty big ones for being a kid! Denam: That's the same thing your dead friend said. Barbas: You son of a...! Come here! I want to show you something! *pulls out gun* Do you know what this is? This is called a gun. I heard this weapon is more powerful then magic. *spins gun, then procceeds to kill one of his own lackeys* Everyone else: *turns to look* Barbas: S***, this weapon is too powerful! I'm gonna hurt myself with this thing! Hey you, hold this! I guess knights should stick with swords.*pulls out hammer* Come, Denam! XD -------------------- |
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Dec 20 2013, 01:59 PM
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Certified Psychotic Isaac Fangirl and Legendary Dogs Enthusiast Group: +Donors Posts: 1 685 Joined: 2-May 09 From: Izumo, Weyard Member No.: 18 522 GS Crew |
I found some pretty amusing dialogue early on in Link Between Worlds. One of my personal favorite moments is this:
(after Ravio gives you his bracelet) I know it looks like a hunk of junk, but it's older than old. A real treasure, that thing-! Uh, what? (Link complains about the bracelet's smell) What odor? You don't want it because it SMELLS funny? That's the smell of history, buddy! Musty leather! Moldy aromas! The rich fragrance of a relic! OK, fine. I'll admit that it smells like a wet dog. But you gotta know, that's a GOOD smell. Besides...it's a gift. So the least you could do is wear it, buddy! EDIT: And here's another fave bit of mine: (after Irene introduces herself) All right. Get this. I had my fortune told this morning, right? And I was told that I'd soon be visited by disaster. DISASTER! But if I want to change my future, I should take care of...green. I was like, GREEN? What, I should take care of the grass? I'm not mowing every lawn in Hyrule! Forget that. I'm a witch on the rise! And then you came along-and then it all made sense. I've got to take care of you, greenie. This post has been edited by Mars Adept Enten: Dec 23 2013, 10:18 PM -------------------- I'm also known as Queen_Lugia on SPPf, and Queen-Articuno on dA, as well as a former aspiring trinketer on GPX+, a proud TheRunawayGuys fangirl, a proud participant of Extra Life, and proud supporter of TwitchPlaysPokemon.
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Feb 23 2014, 08:46 PM
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The Green Thunder, Kell of L's, Keeper of Stars Group: +Donors Posts: 1 778 Joined: 12-December 13 From: Deep Stone Crypt, Europa Member No.: 212 177 Exuberant |
This is easily the funniest quote I've ever heard in a video game: "Alright I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!” - Cave Johnson from Portal 2
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Sep 25 2015, 07:07 PM
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Pokémon Trainer Group: Restricted Posts: 90 Joined: 7-May 15 From: Nopony knoooooooows~~ Member No.: 231 513 Shay Group |
This is easily the funniest quote I've ever heard in a video game: "Alright I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!” - Cave Johnson from Portal 2 Ha. Ha. Ha. COMEDY GOLD, everypony!! Some of MY favorites are from a HIDEOUSLY underrated game called The Legendary Starfy. "Why'd you drag me here!? You've got a LOT of nerve, clam! Why, I oughta... Wait. Are we on your show right now?" ~Snips, to Moe, on his Moe Show "SHADDUP!" ~Snips "Since meeting you guys, every day has been filled with tons of excitement!" ~Bunston *I WIN!* ~Snips -------------------- This is funny. (click to show ) |
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Jan 27 2016, 08:23 AM
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Pokémon Trainer Group: Newbies Posts: 5 Joined: 27-January 16 Member No.: 238 474 Active Squad |
Post some quotes that are very funny in video games here Mine is from Grand Theft Auto San Andreas CJ when busted by a SAPD officer: "I'll tell you what one time, shut your mouth" (He said that to the cop) LOL Classic! Mine is Mario, that was funniest game ever. -------------------- |
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