Weird things that you have heard people say, or say yourself?, What are they? |
Apr 30 2012, 12:53 PM
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Axew and Volcarona enthusiast Group: +Donors Posts: 4 056 Joined: 3-September 09 From: England Member No.: 61 211 Invisible Kyurem |
I LIKE IT FIRM. FIRM AND JUICY.
Friend of mine talking about plums :/ I happened to walk into the room as he was shouting this. Needless to say I just stared at him. Yes, this happened today. 30 minutes ago to be precise (he was at my house) -------------------- Don't forget to love yourself. Add me for daily clicks: 873/1000 [align=center]--- Community Thread Shiny List! ---[/align] [align=right]Breeding Incentives: Mission Cards [/align] |
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Apr 30 2012, 03:10 PM
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I'm in space...space...spacespace Group: Members Posts: 1 327 Joined: 4-June 09 From: space Member No.: 30 281 space team |
If anyone tries to sneak up on us, I will smell them coming...or...I will not...we will see.
- Khajiit follower -------------------- space...spacespace...wanna go to space...I'm in space...are we in space...I wanna into space, are you space? Uh oh, space police, stay cool. Space..space..space space..ba ba, ba, ba, bababa, ba, ba space. Dad, are you space? Yes, now we can be a family again. Space space...need...space...need a rocket...wanna buy a rocket? It's for space...need one...buy one from space store...space store...space...space...space supplies...space ship...space rocket...rocket..space...soup...space soup...from space cafe...space waiter there's a space fly in my space soup...spacespace....must...
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May 3 2012, 04:29 PM
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Guess who's back? Group: Members Posts: 2 126 Joined: 8-November 10 From: Solaceon Town Member No.: 119 699 The Ultimate |
Friend: That's what I want to see. A T-Rex doing Caramelldansen.
Why do you fail me? (I said this while I was filling a jug up with water and it spilled and splashed all over me) Friend 1: It's the twins! Friend 2: Really? Friend 1: Yea, but one is leaving. Friend 3: Then they aren't twins. Me: Abbie showed that to me. Friend: That's his derp face. He has a derp face. *Cupids shuffle is playing* Friend 1: Am I going the wrong way? Friend 2: I'm going one way, I can't turn. Friend 1: I'm lacking movement at the moment. Friend 3: I'm going. Friend 1: By Danny. Me: Save yourself! (a few moments later) Friend 4: I have squeaky shoes! Cadet 1: Jones, you want to hook the tow plane up? Cadet 2(Jones): I'll be the hooker if you want. Cadet 3: Ok, you'll be our designated hooker. Everyone around started laughing, including Jones because he meant it that way Cadet 1: Why are you using a pink pen? Cadet 2: Because I couldn't find mine. *Male cadets are singing 'Midnight Train' Only other female Cadet: This is horrible! *Males hit a high note on Detriot* Me: My ears! Cadet 1(The only other female cadet there): One, something's got to give, two, something's got to give, three, something's got to give. AHHHHHH! Dudes, smile to the camera. Cadet 2: *Turns around and gives goofy smile* Cadet 1: Dude, it's a video. Cadet 2: Ohhh. Cadet 1: Learn to tell when a girl is taking a video. Cadet 3: There's a light on it. Cadet 1: She'll stand there for quite a long time just holding it. Cadet 2: My mom's like 'stay still for the picture. Stay still. Stay still.' Fem Cadet: Is that Bushy? Where is Bushy? I need Bushy. We won't see Bushy for a while. Cadet 1: Talk to corporate Everyone: Like a boss, like a boss, like a boss(You get it) Cadet 2: *Turns around and sees me recording* No, this better not end up on facebook. Me: It will, like a boss. Cadet 3: I was doing 'sexy and I know it'. Everyone: Now I'm dead! (If you know the song, you'll understand that part is the ending) Cadet 1: (At the same time as cadet 2) You need to teach me the robot. Cadet 2: Tow plane on final. Cadet 3: I thought you just said teach plane the finale. Cadet 1: How did you get that? Cadet 2: Glider on base. Cadet 3: Blame him. *Points at Cadet 2* Me: You're wearing a lot of perfume. Mom: I hurt. Me: How is that relevant? Mom: Put this in the bag. I could go on. This post has been edited by Holy Roman Empire: May 3 2012, 04:31 PM -------------------- |
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May 26 2012, 10:20 PM
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Pokémon Trainer Group: Members Posts: 11 Joined: 24-May 12 From: Alberta, Canada Member No.: 164 686 Favourites |
Don't eat waffles with you're left hand
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May 26 2012, 10:23 PM
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Smeargle Addict Group: +Donors Posts: 376 Joined: 24-January 12 From: Smeargle Member No.: 158 009 Smeargle Addict |
Friend: Why dont you bring a Pokemon to the bathroom?
He might Pikachu. I was offended cause I love pokemon. -------------------- |
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May 30 2012, 07:07 PM
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Pokémon Trainer Group: Members Posts: 5 Joined: 30-August 09 Member No.: 60 591 The Original Team |
Some girl at school: "OMG he wouldn't text me back just because, like, we're at school!"
Me (in head): ------- Substitute teacher: "So what grade are you in?" Me (in head): INSULTED ^she was VERY forgetful...We had the exact same conversation 2 times....that wasn't it ------- Me when I started a new game on the legend of zelda: wind waker: "All the characters sniffed something and forgot everything that happened before. And that stuff also brought Ganon back to life..." ------- Guilever in Animal Crossing: "OH NO! I left my goldfish in Hyrule!" When I shot his UFO down again: "OH NO! I left my goldfish in the Mushroom Kingdom!" ------- Zelda: "Link! I'm going to shoot a light arrow at you and use your shield so it hits Ganon! Understand?" Me: "Ok! WAIT, WHAT!? No,no,no,no,no,no I don't get this plan at all!!!!" *had a derp moment and didn't read 'use shield'* later: me: "STOP SHOOTING AT ME!" -------------------- *Howdy!
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Jun 13 2012, 04:59 PM
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Certified Psychotic Isaac Fangirl and Legendary Dogs Enthusiast Group: +Donors Posts: 1 685 Joined: 2-May 09 From: Izumo, Weyard Member No.: 18 522 GS Crew |
S'more Skyward Sword wackiness:
"Man, Nintendo could pretty much out-trippify anyone in the industry. Me gusta. " -upon seeing the trippiness of Faron Woods' Silent Realm challenge. "Now I gotta be careful to not get caught by those Watchers. 'Cuz if I get caught, that'll wreck my '100% no capture' run. " - Upon getting all 15 Tears of Farore in Faron Woods' Silent Realm challenge. "Ohh, you dick! *promptly unleashes a Skyward Strike and a Finishing Blow on said Bokoblin*" -upon getting a stomp to the hand courtesy of a Bokoblin at Eldin Volcano. "Heh, wow. Wasn't expecting that Shout-Out! " -upon seeing the 'It's a secret to everybody' line of dialogue when talking to the Kikwi hermit. What is it about this game that makes me say such weird stuff? -------------------- I'm also known as Queen_Lugia on SPPf, and Queen-Articuno on dA, as well as a former aspiring trinketer on GPX+, a proud TheRunawayGuys fangirl, a proud participant of Extra Life, and proud supporter of TwitchPlaysPokemon.
I claimed Isaac from Golden Sun. Hands off mah bishie! And Capt. Linebeck, too! Follow Isaac-kun to get to my party. I appreciate and try to return clickbacks! Thanks, xJesstheMess! My shop! I appreciate requests! Entei stuff! (click to show ) Other stuff... (click to show ) Credit to: (click to show ) |
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Jun 14 2012, 03:48 AM
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Scarlet Group: Members Posts: 500 Joined: 7-February 10 From: Melbourne, Australia. Member No.: 83 356 Heaven's Wheel |
I can't believe I legitimately said this:
"This has got to be the funnest fun I've ever had" -------------------- "Violence, Lust and Betrayal" And so is the Golden City blackened with each step you take in my Hall. Marvel at perfection, for it is fleeting. You have brought Sin to Heaven and doom upon all the world. -Threnodies 8:13 signature image too large; removed ~ Raven |
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Jun 22 2012, 05:59 PM
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Gamer with no life. Group: Members Posts: 177 Joined: 12-June 10 Member No.: 100 547 Who? |
Some stuff I said regarding KH:BBS...
Terra.....Are you saying that you did know Aqua was a girl?Geez... Have you noticed that Vantias is normally aiming for Aqua's.....You know..... HADES YOU PERV! Oh Ven,you're so clueless..... HOW AM I NOT HITTING THESE JELLIES?! Other stuff: Friend: "Lucrecia's a giant chicken." ((Accident..)) Summing up Advent children in a paragraph.... Aerith: "Cloud,you don't have to be all emo;I'm happy here in the lifestream,and I'm with Zack.Just got and beat up Sephiroth,okay? Cloud:Okay... After beating Seph... Cloud: Hey!I'm all happy now!Hello,Tifa!" Great....Now I want to see a hippo doing a cartwheel.... Hey,I found this GREAT picture of Squall as a girl.((DON'T.ASK.)) *Singing "Be A Man" from Mulan,replacing "Huns" with "Gods".* -------------------- |
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Jun 23 2012, 08:57 PM
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Gym Leader Group: Members Posts: 453 Joined: 1-February 10 From: USA Member No.: 82 573 Active Squad |
"GO SEE THIS SEXY PERSON OF A MAN!"
I was talking to my friend about watching YouTube stuff. -------------------- |
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Jul 20 2012, 06:25 PM
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Pokémon Trainer Group: Members Posts: 13 Joined: 7-March 10 From: stalk me harder Member No.: 88 276 cool kids only, |
"If I had a super power, it'd be to shoot cotten candy out of my eyebrows. I'd solve world hunger."
"Well, I know I have to take my pants off sooner or later." |
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Jul 24 2012, 08:52 PM
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Pokémon Trainer Group: Members Posts: 40 Joined: 8-June 10 From: Skyhold Member No.: 99 806 Party |
ME: This watering can gets crappy mileage.
FRIEND: I don't know what the color blue smells like! SAME FRIEND: I thought "log" was a color! Although, most of what that friend says is quotes. >_> It was still funny. ME: Did you see that butter?! It popped out of the butter!! LIKE BUTTER!!! ME: This... is a BUTTER!! ME: Did they send me butter... when I asked... for BUTTER?!!? You just take a sentence from any Disney movie, and replace nouns with "butter". You'd be surprised how much fun you can get out of it. -------------------- |
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Jul 24 2012, 09:49 PM
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karma's a bitch, right? Group: Members Posts: 1 667 Joined: 2-May 09 Member No.: 18 491 my loves |
me and my family had finished eating at a restaurant, and me and my mom went out last because i had to use the bathroom. on the way out, this woman walked past, but all the suddenly stopped, said aloud "my butt itch", and proceeded to scratch her ass. me and my mom were crying from laughing the whole car ride home.
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Aug 18 2012, 12:44 PM
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Certified Psychotic Isaac Fangirl and Legendary Dogs Enthusiast Group: +Donors Posts: 1 685 Joined: 2-May 09 From: Izumo, Weyard Member No.: 18 522 GS Crew |
Warning: some Gratuitous Japanese ahead.
"Graah! Grenard-san no baka! " "Why are rich people in fiction more concerned with their appearance than getting what they want? " "Hah, I get it now. Grenard wants the protagonist's research because he's too much of a lazy-ass to do the work himself." "Threatening to severely injure/murder a little kid so he won't have to pay the kid? What a monster!" "He's not sickened by their love; he's jealous because he's never found true love himself. " "Wow, I certainly wasn't expecting that. Must be some bad blood between the two of them or something." -some stuff I said to myself when I played Jewel Quest 2. And HRE, if it's the song that I'm thinking of, that song you mentioned is called "Don't Stop Believing", not "Midnight Train". It's an easy mistake, so don't feel bad. -------------------- I'm also known as Queen_Lugia on SPPf, and Queen-Articuno on dA, as well as a former aspiring trinketer on GPX+, a proud TheRunawayGuys fangirl, a proud participant of Extra Life, and proud supporter of TwitchPlaysPokemon.
I claimed Isaac from Golden Sun. Hands off mah bishie! And Capt. Linebeck, too! Follow Isaac-kun to get to my party. I appreciate and try to return clickbacks! Thanks, xJesstheMess! My shop! I appreciate requests! Entei stuff! (click to show ) Other stuff... (click to show ) Credit to: (click to show ) |
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Sep 3 2012, 10:58 PM
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The Truth Is We Out Here Group: Members Posts: 75 Joined: 30-June 09 From: [muffled 'ayy lmao' in the distance] Member No.: 40 752 SWAMPERT |
One time I walked into the locker room at school and the first thing I heard was "This place smells like a french prostitute."
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Sep 4 2012, 08:49 AM
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Don't let me detain you... Group: Members Posts: 368 Joined: 11-January 11 From: Good Ol' England Member No.: 127 207 Vetinari's Terriers |
THERE CANNOT BE TWO FRANCES!
(Explanation: I just don't get Hetalia.) It would be embarrassing to be outrun by a man with no legs. It's too late! I'm too old! You should have started when I was THREE! (Mum said I could have been a Paralympic swimmer- I'm autistic- but I disagreed.) The badger is a b*tch. Seriously. (I call my Grandpa's partner 'the badger'; she recently serious offended me and Mum. Long story.) -------------------- "The world spins on pain. I realised that if there is a supreme power, then it is our duty to become it's moral superior." -Lord Havelock Vetinari, Patrician of Ankh-Morpork "The sentient may perceive and love the universe, but the universe may not perceive and love the sentient. The universe sees no distinction between the multitude of creatures and elements which comprise it. All are equal. None is favored. The universe, equipped with nothing but the materials and the power of creation, continues to create: something of this, something of that. It cannot control what it creates and it cannot, it seems, be controlled by its creations (though a few might deceive themselves otherwise). Those who curse the workings of the universe curse that which is deaf. Those who strike out at those workings fight that which is inviolate. Those who shake their fists, shake their fists at blind stars."- Michael Moorcock, author. |
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Sep 4 2012, 10:44 AM
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Craziest cat lady of all time. Group: Members Posts: 374 Joined: 19-April 12 Member No.: 162 933 I wish |
While my mom and sister were playing super Mario world for the Wii(I was in the kitchen):
Mom:Stop jumping on my head. Knew what she meant. Still went wtf. -------------------- Stuffs. (click to show ) |
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Sep 4 2012, 10:43 PM
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Pokémon Trainer Group: Members Posts: 14 Joined: 3-September 12 From: The Workshop Member No.: 171 676 Active Squad |
"Bleep flaff vlorp wazoo!"
"I swear to god if I hear that song one more time, ONE MORE FREAKING TIME, Nicole, I will personally force you to ingest a puppy." And one last one from me. "God have mercy, Jesus in a Happy Meal." -------------------- |
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Sep 14 2012, 01:33 PM
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Certified Psychotic Isaac Fangirl and Legendary Dogs Enthusiast Group: +Donors Posts: 1 685 Joined: 2-May 09 From: Izumo, Weyard Member No.: 18 522 GS Crew |
I was just watching a video on YT and had to put up with a (thank the Elements) skippable ad, and after a brief grumbling, I was like "Ugh, I'm not interested in hockeys." Then I did a double take and cracked up.
-------------------- I'm also known as Queen_Lugia on SPPf, and Queen-Articuno on dA, as well as a former aspiring trinketer on GPX+, a proud TheRunawayGuys fangirl, a proud participant of Extra Life, and proud supporter of TwitchPlaysPokemon.
I claimed Isaac from Golden Sun. Hands off mah bishie! And Capt. Linebeck, too! Follow Isaac-kun to get to my party. I appreciate and try to return clickbacks! Thanks, xJesstheMess! My shop! I appreciate requests! Entei stuff! (click to show ) Other stuff... (click to show ) Credit to: (click to show ) |
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Sep 16 2012, 09:06 AM
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i represent the vanillites Group: Members Posts: 92 Joined: 24-June 12 From: United States Member No.: 166 343 Emerald Team |
I heard a boy in class say "If facebook were a guy with muscles I'd go gay for him" :I
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