[X] My Assistant

[Sereda Aeducan]

Mr. Mime.
That thing will haunt my nightmares.

Also Lickilicky.

[ShinyWoobat]

Klink evo line
Spoink
Nosepass and Probopass
Roggenrola

[aur]

Illumise and Volbeat are pointless to me. I also dont really care for Mr. Mime, to creepy

[Hushidy]

So much hate on Dunsparce and Stunfisk D;

I was never a huge fan of the Machop family. They always frightened me with their speedos.

[Lars Neil]

Trubbish, Vanillite and Slowpoke lines, Mewtwo, Stunfisk, Froakie, etc.

[Mars Adept Enten]

Playing through my White version due to the BW/B2W2 Shiny Creation Dragon Trio GameStop event made me realize something: I. FUCKING. HATE. PELLIPERS! So much speed and spammy moves to sit through. What made me say this? That [very REDACTED] male PKMN Ranger on Route 11. Level 63ish pain of the highest degree. That [very REDACTED] Pelliper KO'd half my team! Stupid [REDACTED] pelican 'Mon... *grumbles*

[GlitchedBat]

Mr. Mime
and I mean female Mr. Mime makes no sense either >8I

[The Espurr]

Klink, Klang and Klinkklang... Pretty much sums itself up.

[Stardrop]

Landorus, Thundurus, Tornadus, Nosepass/Probopass, and Stunfisk.

[Zabimaru]

Those derpy ice cream cones. They creep me out :$

I would say mawile and dunsparce...but now I'm second guessing...must wait to see if the fairy typing makes em more appealing [and mawiles megaevo.]

Bidoof...its...stupid...and weak. Plus its a beep to get between your hometown and the next in sinnoh without running into one every other bleeping step

Nuzleaf...and its evo [forget name] so creepy...not to mention that they look something like the root creature that attacks me in a recurring nightmare from my childhood :$ Seedots ok though...

Theres prolly more but I can't think of em atm.

[nefariouseden]

Oh, Geodude, for sure! I mean, it's just a rock, right?

[DragonDoesMinecr...]

Mr. Mime and Mime Jr. are just.... no.

[Persi the Winged...]

Magikarp and Geodude
Magicarp=weak fish and knows only splash
Geodude=Rock

both useless to me and maybe to you as well

This post has been edited by DarkWolverine: Nov 21 2013, 07:00 PM

[Skuntank]

Vanillite & Vanillish & Vanilluxe - These just suck so horribly bad... I just can't express it enough. The design looks like it was made by a 4-year old thinking that if i add eyes and mouth to a ice cream cone and replace the waffle with ice then that will become the greatest ice type ever. Guess who the designer was? The only non-japanese designer in the b/w staff.

I WAS WAITING TO SEE THIS, I JUST CAN'T EVEN EXPRESS HOW MUCH I THINK THESE SUCK.
I feel bad for the abominations, they can't help being derpy.

[SlaughterMelon]

Honestly, Besides PKMN like Jynx and Mr. Mime, I HATE Unown, its just stupid. As well as Miltank , why GmaeFreak just why? Lickitung was bad, but not NEARLY as bad as Lickilicki, and really... Why do we need Spinda? Oh, I hate Woobat and Swoobat too, and the sewaddle line, but that's about it.

[kipwi]

In terms of appearance, I hate the trubbish and ferroseed evolution lines. Actually, I generally dislike most of the Unova pokemon. I feel like the style has gotten more kid-like.

[Lord Zortn]

I did my research. I also did extensive thinking. These are, in numerical National Pokedex order, every pokemon I have an issue with. AND why. (too much time)

Farfetch'd- Pidgey with a stick that doesn't evolve. Wonderful.
Grimer- Pile of sludge.
Muk- "What happens to Grimer when it evolves?" Well...it grows a foot taller and loses a hand. Even the weight is the same.
Mr. Mime- This is literally a person with toothpick arms. And female Misters. Please explain.
Jynx- Something smells like sexual harassment.
Aipom- A monkey with a hand on its tail and a super creepy smile. And it always came out of the trees where I was looking for Heracross.
Unown- I HAVE to catch all of them. HAVE to. EVERY SINGLE TIME. Even though they completely suck.
Snubbull- A feminine bulldog. That turned fairy. GREAT.
Granbull- A feminine bulldog that turned masculine. And still fairy. GREAT.
Qwilfish- "Its round form makes it a poor swimmer." -b/w/b2/w2 pokedex You read it right here, folks.
Smoochum- Jynx was bad enough.
Nosepass- A rock with a nose. GREAT.
Plusle/Minun- We don't need a new Pikachu EVERY SINGLE GENERATION.
Castform- Balls.
Luvdisc- A swimming heart. How cute.
Kricketot- BideBideBideBideBideBideBideBideBide
Kricketune- SingSingSingSingSingSingSingSingSing
Pachirisu- Repeat: We don't need a new Pikachu EVERY SINGLE GENERATION.
Shellos- I had enough of slugs when Slugma and Magcargo were introduced. But I guess it DOES have a cool second form.
Gastrodon- I take back what I said about cool second forms.
Ambipom- I have an idea. Let's take Aipom, and...wait for it...GIVE IT ANOTHER TAIL!
Bronzor/Bronzong- We have the Metagross line already.
Mime Jr.- Please no. Not the spiral hat.
Lickilicky- Did the size of your tongue get cut in half? And why do you look like a mix between Blissey and Wigglytuff?
Probopass- ...a nose-hair stache? And it's magnetic? I don't understand.
Patrat/Watchog- Cocaine.
Woobat- "What's that? We need a new bat pokemon? Hm...take Zubat and make the Z a W." "But wouldn't that be obvious?" "...change the U to OO and make it psychic. And kids like hearts, right?"
Swoobat- "... an evolution, you say? Add an S. Oh, and a body. Voilà!"
Timburr/Gurdurr/Conkeldurr- Buff clowns.
Throh- It's a rock...but it's not a rock. I don't understand.
Sawk- Take Throh, make him blue, taller, sleeker, and faster. But it's still a rock.
Basculin- They replaced Magikarp with something even more annoying. GREAT.
Maractus- I have an idea. Lets take Cacturne and make it stupid looking and vulnerable to sandstorms. Hell, let's make it's natural habitat a desert while we're at it!
Sigilyph- It's a super Unown. 'nuff said.
Trubbish/Garbodor- Trash. Rubbish. Garbage. Odor. And they are trash bags. Is Game Freak serious right now?
Vanillite/Vanillish/Vanilluxe- "Mommy, my ice cream has eyeballs!"
Emolga- Repeat: We don't need a new Pikachu EVERY SINGLE GENERATION.
Foongus/Amoongus- I had my fill of pokeball pokemon with Voltorb. I had my fill of Poison/Grass mushrooms with Vileplume. Thanks for combining them.
Alomomola- How cute. More swimming hearts. It's like Luvdisc's evolution. But it's not.
Mienfoo- ...what is this?
Mienshao- ...is it a cat-boxer? And what are those...things coming off its arms?
Bouffalant- Tauros in the 80's. Except it isn't anywhere near as good.
Heatmor- Without Heatmor, Durant wouldn't exist.
Durant- Annoying as hell.

This last one is so bad, I had to exclude it from the list. I will always have a special place in my heart for the burning hatred I have for this pokemon. This pokemon is second only to Seviper. Open the spoiler.

Other then Seviper, it'd have to be
Skuntank.
Why? open the next spoiler.

This image.--->
Did they REALLY have to include that little spot under it's leg!? I was scarred for life as a kid. (actually, I thought it was hilarious)

[kipwi]

Lord Zortn: I laughed probably a lot more than I should reading your post. Also, I never noticed that about skuntank until now... ._.

[Emmagurd]

Taillow, Starly, Pidove and Fletchling and their evolutions.

Seriously, how many birds need to be brought into this?! Though, in all fairness, Fletchling is pretty damn cute and then it eventually becomes Talonflame... who is pretty badass.

But seriously, the other birds? Why do we need them? We already had Pidgey and Spearow and their evolutions, the bog-standard bird Pokémon (I'm not including Hoot-Hoot or Wingull because they are a little different, asis Talonflame, which is why I'm in two minds about it).

Also:
Bouffalant- Tauros in the 80's.

Lord Zortn, I am dying right now.

[SilverPuppy9]

They were probably fan-favorites for Mega evolutions.

You know who doesn't need to be in existence?

Unown. Most useless Pokemon I'm ever seen. Even Delibird has some kind of use!