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 Apr 11 2012, 07:22 PM
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Lecherous Demon  Group: Members Posts: 1 185 Joined: 16-December 11 From: Hex's lap Member No.: 155 791 Team Scourge 
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Pretty much every Deadlocked line is a gut-buster, but...
Merc(while fighting): Hey Green, that zombie looks like your momma! In fact, most of your Combat Bots dialogue is hilarious. --------------------  |
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Apr 25 2012, 11:54 AM
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 Finally, Ava-change!  Group: Members Posts: 1 465 Joined: 3-May 09 From: Behind you with a scythe~ °w° Member No.: 18 798 ... 
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ANYTHING from Disgaea. Those games WIN at dialogue.
Flonne: Nin nin nin! Laharl: Who are you, and what are you doing in my room? Flonne: Hi! I'm Flonne, and I am an assassine! ... Oh! I shouldn't have said that, should I? Also anything those damn Nurse Joy's in the Pokémon games said to me. You hope I come back soon? So you want my Pokémon to be hurt?! sure, first I found it weird, now I just find it funny. |
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May 3 2012, 02:09 PM
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 THE Forcey Man  Group: Members Posts: 425 Joined: 4-December 10 From: City of Cans Member No.: 122 691 Nothingness~ 
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"C'mon Lena, we need to get out of the Teeth, and we need to do it yesterday!"-Julian to Lena in Fire Emblem: Shadow Dragon. I assume it was a translating error.
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May 8 2012, 07:05 AM
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 Pokémon Trainer  Group: +Donors Posts: 76 Joined: 24-December 09 From: UK Member No.: 77 547 Active Squad 
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PORTAL 2!
GLaDOS: Well done. Here are the test results: You are a horrible person. I'm serious, that's what it says: "A horrible person." We weren't even testing for that. Don't let that horrible-person thing discourage you. It's just a data point. If it makes you feel any better, science has now validated your birth mother's decision to abandon you on a doorstep. Cave Johnson: The lab boys just informed me that I should not have mentioned the control group. They're telling me I oughta stop making these prerecorded messages. That gave me an idea - make more prerecorded messages! I pay the bills here; I can talk about the control group all damn day. Cave Johnson: Just a heads up: we're gonna have a superconductor turned up full blast and pointed at you for the duration of this next test. I'll be honest - we're throwing science at the wall here to see what sticks. No idea what it'll do. Probably nothing. Best-case scenario, you might get some superpowers. Worst case, some tumors, which we'll cut out. --------------------  |
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May 8 2012, 12:00 PM
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 How is it like to have a family?  Group: Members Posts: 489 Joined: 16-December 11 From: Vlaanderen Member No.: 155 777 my favorite team 
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This is from final fantasy XIII-2:
Yuj (guy): What's with the new stylin' threeds, Serah? Not exactly a 'dress up and hit the town' kind of style. Serah: You want to try them on? --------------------  Click to see my gallery other stuff (click to show) |
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May 8 2012, 12:37 PM
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 Certified Psychotic Isaac Fangirl and Legendary Dogs Enthusiast  Group: +Donors Posts: 1 685 Joined: 2-May 09 From: Izumo, Weyard Member No.: 18 522 GS Crew 
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I've been playing Skyward Sword on a newly-started save, and I just have to point out Zelda's dialogue with Groose cracks me up. Mostly due to the Right Behind Me factor. (For those of you who aren't inclined to follow that link, it describes the situation when someone's venting/talking to someone else, and the subject of the conversation is, well, right behind them.)
-------------------- I'm also known as Queen_Lugia on SPPf, and Queen-Articuno on dA, as well as a former aspiring trinketer on GPX+, a proud TheRunawayGuys fangirl, a proud participant of Extra Life, and proud supporter of TwitchPlaysPokemon.
I claimed Isaac from Golden Sun. Hands off mah bishie!  And Capt. Linebeck, too! Follow Isaac-kun to get to my party. I appreciate and try to return clickbacks!     Thanks, xJesstheMess!  My shop! I appreciate requests!  Entei stuff! (click to show) Other stuff... (click to show) Credit to: (click to show) |
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May 8 2012, 12:58 PM
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 :D  Group: Members Posts: 286 Joined: 18-October 10 From: Flo-Rida Member No.: 117 681 Beautiful Pokemon
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Anything that vector says from the sonic games. Because his voice is funny.
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May 8 2012, 03:40 PM
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 The bird user taking flight into the world Group: Members Posts: 161 Joined: 18-February 12 From: Fortree City Member No.: 159 391 Flying Free 
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"You're the protagonist. I'm just a cool, handsome fellow who happens to be your twin brother." -Henry, No More Heroes
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May 8 2012, 08:57 PM
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 Gamer with no life.  Group: Members Posts: 177 Joined: 12-June 10 Member No.: 100 547 Who? 
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"You're not an idiot.You're a big idiot,so start acting like one."-Neku,TWEWY.
"It's coming loose." What?Your grip on reality? "Neku,that button on your shorts." "Oh,Yeah.What does it matt- "IT MATTERS!I CAN'T STAND THINGS LIKE THAT!" "Who cares?It's just a button." "OFF." "What?" "Your shorts.Take them off;I'll fix the button." "ARE YOU HIGH?I'M NOT TAKING OFF MY PANTS IN FRONT OF YOU,IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET!" "Oh,grow up.What are you?Going commando?You're invisible,no one's watching." "YOU'RE watching!" "NOW!PANTS!OFF!" "Doooooon't!" ~~~ "There!All done!....Whew,I feel much better.Loose buttons drive me nuts." "That.........Was............Fast...........You always carry around a needle and tread?" "Of course.They come in handy." -Neku and Shiki,same game.Near full conversion,word-for-word. --------------------      ~Mine~      |
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Jul 1 2012, 08:03 PM
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Certified Psychotic Isaac Fangirl and Legendary Dogs Enthusiast Group: +Donors Posts: 1 685 Joined: 2-May 09 From: Izumo, Weyard Member No.: 18 522 GS Crew
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I started playing Phantom Hourglass again, and forgot how good some early-game dialogue is. Some of the more amusing lines:
*during the conversation cutscene after you obtain the Southwestern Sea chart* Linebeck: You sent me into that treacherous temple too, you old barnacle! (referring to the TotOK on Mercay Island) *same cutscene as above, in response to Linebeck's bragging* Oshus: Not you, fool! You're a wreck! In fact, you'd be sunk by now if our young friend here hadn't shown up! *cutscene at Molida after clearing the Temple of Courage* Linebeck: Fine. Keep your secrets, you old sea pickle! (referring to Oshus' reluctance to reveal his background story) *after you get the clue to the location of the Spirit of Courage (I think)* Linebeck: Well, look what the crab dragged in! *during your third visit to the TotOK* Ciela: Ewww! Eyeball monsters! (referring to the Phantom Eyes) Man, I knew PH had good dialogue, but forgot how quotable Linebeck was. 
-------------------- I'm also known as Queen_Lugia on SPPf, and Queen-Articuno on dA, as well as a former aspiring trinketer on GPX+, a proud TheRunawayGuys fangirl, a proud participant of Extra Life, and proud supporter of TwitchPlaysPokemon.
I claimed Isaac from Golden Sun. Hands off mah bishie! And Capt. Linebeck, too!Follow Isaac-kun to get to my party. I appreciate and try to return clickbacks! Thanks, xJesstheMess! My shop! I appreciate requests! Entei stuff! (click to show) Other stuff... (click to show) Credit to: (click to show) |
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Jul 1 2012, 09:11 PM
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 I'm Human Sized! :D  Group: Members Posts: 1 146 Joined: 20-July 10 From: The land of Derp..... Member No.: 106 466 HG team~ 
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QUOTE(AllTheCoolNamesAreTaken @ May 8 2012, 07:05 AM)  PORTAL 2! GLaDOS: Well done. Here are the test results: You are a horrible person. I'm serious, that's what it says: "A horrible person." We weren't even testing for that. Don't let that horrible-person thing discourage you. It's just a data point. If it makes you feel any better, science has now validated your birth mother's decision to abandon you on a doorstep. Cave Johnson: The lab boys just informed me that I should not have mentioned the control group. They're telling me I oughta stop making these prerecorded messages. That gave me an idea - make more prerecorded messages! I pay the bills here; I can talk about the control group all damn day. Cave Johnson: Just a heads up: we're gonna have a superconductor turned up full blast and pointed at you for the duration of this next test. I'll be honest - we're throwing science at the wall here to see what sticks. No idea what it'll do. Probably nothing. Best-case scenario, you might get some superpowers. Worst case, some tumors, which we'll cut out. ^^^ And Cave Johnson's lemon rant. I'm not posing it 'cause I'm lazy, but look it up on Youtube. WARNING: If you like the "When Life Gives you Lemons..." phrase, I wouldn't suggest watching it if you don't want to change your thoughtsw about it and/or lemons XD -------------------- |
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Jul 2 2012, 09:39 PM
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Gamer with no life. Group: Members Posts: 177 Joined: 12-June 10 Member No.: 100 547 Who?
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Hehe!I died again!
~Lynne,that accident prone girl from Ghost Trick. -------------------- ~Mine~ |
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Jul 6 2012, 02:32 PM
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 Prepare yourself.  Group: +Donors Posts: 123 Joined: 1-July 09 From: Pennsylvania Member No.: 40 898 Favorite Pokemon 
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Easy choice for me lol.
"Gatrie, I swear you'd hit on a tree if I dressed it in a skirt! Tell me I'm wrong!" - Shinon, Fire Emblem: Radiant Dawn. Just. Priceless. XD Oh, and just about every conversation between Ike and Aimee in FE: Path of Radiance and Radiant Dawn is hilarious too. Aimee has a huge crush on him, and Ike's reactions to her hitting on him is just always hilarious. XD --------------------       My art thread. Click on my eggs and Pokemon and I may click yours too. ^^ And don't forget, Keldeo is the most adorable pony Pokemon ever. |
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Jul 26 2012, 01:49 PM
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Gamer with no life. Group: Members Posts: 177 Joined: 12-June 10 Member No.: 100 547 Who?
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Phoenix Wright; Justice for All. 'Nuff said.
*Phoenix suddenly gets whipped* Mia: Phoenix! This is no time to be 'Hmmmm...' ing! Phoenix: Mia, not you too! With the whip.... And the pain.... and the oww.... Edgeworth: No, no, no, please! By all means, stop her! ((If you knew his character, you'd be laughing too. And who's he talking about.)) -------------------- ~Mine~ |
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Aug 2 2012, 04:46 PM
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 Pokémon Trainer  Group: Members Posts: 10 Joined: 14-June 12 Member No.: 165 788 A strange team...? 
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QUOTE(purple umbreon @ May 8 2012, 01:00 PM) This is from final fantasy XIII-2: Yuj (guy): What's with the new stylin' threeds, Serah? Not exactly a 'dress up and hit the town' kind of style. Serah: You want to try them on? Just about every other thing that made the story line a bit different had a funny one in it like that XD I forgot how it started but it ended up with serah saying "throw mog to find a weak spot" on a boss and mog failed and almost got hit in XIII-2 --------------------  |
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 Aug 6 2012, 11:13 AM
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 The master of all Pokemon!  Group: Members Posts: 34 Joined: 11-June 09 From: I'm not really sure... Member No.: 33 272 Hoenn Team 
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From Kid Icarus Uprising:
Hades: "Don't curse the darkness, have a candle! When freaky-aliens give you lemons, you make freaky-alien lemonade. LIKE THIS!" *Rams spaceship into a bigger spaceship* Pit: ...Well, that's one way to do it... Viridi: THAT. WAS. AWESOME. It's like a straw stuck in an orange... Nearly all of the dialog in that game is hilarious. Hades especially. --------------------  |
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Aug 6 2012, 09:37 PM
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Gamer with no life. Group: Members Posts: 177 Joined: 12-June 10 Member No.: 100 547 Who?
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Edgeworth grabbed the bear and ran off! You don't need to know. Edgeworth: If I could receive large rolls of cash by simply bringing people things on trays... Then why on Earth would I stand around here prosecuting!? Phoenix: ((He's got a point... I don't even get paid, let alone rolls of cash for all my hard work.)) Phoenix: (( At least Mia can still look at me.....)) Mia: Yes, but with a hard, icy glare. -------------------- ~Mine~ |
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Aug 22 2012, 07:13 AM
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Pokémon Trainer  Group: Posts: 14 Joined: 4-October 10 Member No.: 116 247 Active Squad 
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Anything, and I mean anything Ellis says in Left 4 Dead 2.
"Oh, dude! That reminds me of that time my buddy Keith, he went on a diet on account of what the doctor sayin' he had to go on a diet or he'd die, so they told him he could drink nothin but them little diet shakes, but those are like five bucks a can man, and Keith is like, "Well, I aint' gonna―" (Interruption). Ah, no, man, he gained like 30 pounds, but he did invent a shitload of tasty drinks. I was always kinda partial to the Keith Kiwi Kamikaze." --------------------  |
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Aug 22 2012, 07:33 AM
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:D Group: Members Posts: 286 Joined: 18-October 10 From: Flo-Rida Member No.: 117 681 Beautiful Pokemon
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QUOTE(predatorfan4ever @ Aug 22 2012, 08:13 AM) Anything, and I mean anything Ellis says in Left 4 Dead 2. "Oh, dude! That reminds me of that time my buddy Keith, he went on a diet on account of what the doctor sayin' he had to go on a diet or he'd die, so they told him he could drink nothin but them little diet shakes, but those are like five bucks a can man, and Keith is like, "Well, I aint' gonna―" (Interruption). Ah, no, man, he gained like 30 pounds, but he did invent a shitload of tasty drinks. I was always kinda partial to the Keith Kiwi Kamikaze." I agree. I'm convinced that Ellis is just making up stories or thinks that really happened because Keith should be dead from all the crazy crap they did. Keith has experienced 95% burns on his body...twice XD Here's one from Ellis though. "I ever tell you about the time my buddy Keith and I were on the top of a burnin' building, and we had to fight our way down like five floors of zombies and― Hey, wait a second...I guess that was you guys. Oh, shit, man, I can't wait to tell Keith about that one!" XD -------------------- Ribbons (click to show) Credit to Quiver Dance/Samoo Groups (click to show) Shiny(s)/Click Meh Partey (click to show) |
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Oct 22 2012, 11:00 AM
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 Pokémon Trainer  Group: Members Posts: 27 Joined: 14-August 10 From: Finland Member No.: 109 993 Favourites 
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"SWING BADA BADA SWING~!"
.. Or something like that. I remember this from playing Halo 2 and some of the soldiers shout this out. 
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