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Sep 29 2009, 04:06 PM
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Keeper and Child of Nevaha Temple~ Group: Members Posts: 31 Joined: 18-April 09 Member No.: 13 034 Active Squad |
I laughed. Out loud. So very, very much~
Owner: BlueDragoness PKMN: Bidoof Name: Edward Cullen Description: Edward Cullen is a very braindead Bidoof at times. He is always gnawing on my leg and whenever I bleed he licks my wounds. -------------------- I click back~ (As long as I'm on and see you clicked, before it resets.) When I finally find a Ditto he is getting glomped like there is no tomorrow. Beware, little Ditto~ How badly do I want Ditto? Why, I'd rather have him than a Legendary in an event! @_@ *that obsessed* Much thanks to everyone who clicks my PKMN and loves on 'em. <3 Part of the GPX+ Blogring. |
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Oct 1 2009, 02:47 PM
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Your Resident Grouch Group: Members Posts: 73 Joined: 20-April 09 From: Canada Member No.: 13 842 Active Squad |
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Oct 1 2009, 03:35 PM
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Pokémon Trainer Group: Members Posts: 5 Joined: 8-May 09 Member No.: 20 722 Active Squad |
Trogdor the Burninator's Doduo, Phil and Andy:
Phil and Andy suffer from multiple personality syndrome. Andy is a renegade cop with a devil may care attitude, while Phil is a neat freak. Despite their differences they do have one thing in common, they both answer to a higher power. Does this mean they have religion? Has Orpheus roped them into the lemonade business, or is a much darker force at work within the poor Doduo? Only time will tell. |
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Oct 1 2009, 03:36 PM
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A-set, you bet! Group: +Donors Posts: 583 Joined: 14-August 09 From: Washington state Member No.: 56 857 |
All of you should take a look at Airdra's descriptions. Marshmallow the Igglybuff, for example.
QUOTE Marshmallow's glorious full name and title is Lord Marshmallow von Squishy Balloonington III, Esquire. He isn't quite sure why he has such a horribly long and convoluted name, and he doesn't care. His only passion in life is to bounce. He makes quick bounces, long bounces, slow bounces, short bounces, quiet bounces, clumsy bounces, elegant bounces, bounces off of walls, bounces off the floor, bounces off of furniture, bounces off of breakable antiques...he just loves bouncing. He's like a Tigger that way.
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Oct 1 2009, 03:42 PM
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Pokémon Trainer Group: Members Posts: 26 Joined: 24-April 09 Member No.: 15 222 Active Squad |
I've never seen any of these descriptions. They amuse me
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Oct 2 2009, 12:27 PM
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Winged Psycho Juggler Vamp Kimono Mismagius Ninja Moon Etc RPer Group: Members Posts: 267 Joined: 21-May 09 From: Zooming through cyberspace, and often getting distracted by shiny, pixelated objects. Member No.: 25 766 The Phantom Parade! |
I had three last night that hatched in succession in the span of about fifteen minutes. On an unrelated note, I'm not British, but I've always wanted to be... Ben Elton. Now will you turn the gravity back on, Kyuuden?
Name: Ben Elton Species: Lunatone Gender: I refuse to believe he's genderless Nature: Jolly, just like me Description: If you don't know who this guy is, you haven't LIVED. Stand-up comic, playwright, actor novelist, writer of TV shows such as The Young Ones, Blackadder, and The Thin Blue Line... His name's Ben Elton, good night. Name: Kyuuden Species: Porygon Gender: He insists he has no gender, even though he's programmed with a male voice Nature: Quirky, and it shows Description: He was named after the Japanese word for "palace" because he practically IS The Pokemon Palace. After his egg (which suddenly appeared after one of Sonata and Dimeo's experiments) hatched, he integrated himself into the boarding house's extensive computer system, which maintains the number, size, basic decor, and other important factors of all the various rooms. For some odd reason, he likes to play around with the house's gravity at random times and won't stop calling Dimeo "Dave". Name: F. S. Monster Species: Tangela Gender: Female Nature: Lax Description: Worship me, please? Come on, just a little? You won't regret it. So what if my name is Francine Sylvia instead of Flying Spaghetti. I've got connections in high places. You know, scratch my back and all that. So boost my ego just this once. Please? -------------------- First-time novelist seeks dedicated, literate RPers for help with her work. Click this link if interested. Scrubs RP is looking for RPers to join up! If you're a fan of Scrubs, or are otherwise interested, click the link in the previous sentence. (The RP has started, but we could always use someone to play Elliot or Carla... OC interns and long term patients also accepted.) Party Link, RPs, & Other Stuff (click to show ) Groups I Am In (click to show ) |
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Oct 2 2009, 12:29 PM
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RIDIN' ON CARS Group: Members Posts: 800 Joined: 19-February 09 From: Ireland Member No.: 4 108 SoulSilver Knytes |
I laughed. Out loud. So very, very much~ Owner: BlueDragoness PKMN: Bidoof Name: Edward Cullen Description: Edward Cullen is a very braindead Bidoof at times. He is always gnawing on my leg and whenever I bleed he licks my wounds. I dared her to name it that and raise it to LV 100. Glad she's making it funny for people. -------------------- |
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Oct 2 2009, 04:17 PM
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I dont really care. Group: Members Posts: 131 Joined: 3-September 09 From: Greenfield California Member No.: 61 321 In Training |
This mine actually .for typhlosion
This is Typlosion's long lost cousin who is an illegal immigrant from the Dry, Dry, Desert. He somehow managed to start a fire on his first dayhe is from the 3565346th dimension. He come's from Desert Land and used to eat pikachu carcasses. He jumped the border to Grass land and sold pokeblocks for a living. -------------------- |
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Oct 2 2009, 04:17 PM
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I dont really care. Group: Members Posts: 131 Joined: 3-September 09 From: Greenfield California Member No.: 61 321 In Training |
sorry error double post
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Oct 2 2009, 05:36 PM
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Pokémon Trainer Group: Newbies Posts: 0 Joined: 29-March 09 From: Down here at the pawn shop... Member No.: 6 642 Dinosaurs |
I don't know if it's been mentioned before, but I had to suppress a few giggles when I saw Pokii's Easter Lopunny...
Owner: Pokii Pokemon: Easter Lopunny Name: Tom Cruise Description: Scientology is FABULOUS~ -------------------- |
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Oct 2 2009, 11:53 PM
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Pokémon Trainer Group: Members Posts: 12 Joined: 13-June 09 From: Costa Rica Member No.: 33 954 Diabolica Party |
I love this description (owa's):
Pokémon: Crusher the Tyranitar Crusher has a very interesting hobby. Philosophy. Since he was a little Larvitar, he always thought of how hard is for little pokémon to stand out in this huge world. He had a hard time as a Pupitar too, being unable to mobilize himself at ease, with other pokés always making fun of him. Now Crusher enjoys talking to his trainer of the numerous experiences that he went through, always going in deep conversations about many subjects. People around them can only watch in awe as the young man nods to the big creature in front of him, who happens to sound like: "GRAAAWL GRAAAA GRRRR GRAAAAH!" razz -------------------- |
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Oct 3 2009, 11:41 AM
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Pokémon Trainer Group: Members Posts: 111 Joined: 10-December 08 From: Vermillion City Member No.: 3 309 Favorites~ |
I had three last night that hatched in succession in the span of about fifteen minutes. On an unrelated note, I'm not British, but I've always wanted to be... Ben Elton. Now will you turn the gravity back on, Kyuuden? Name: Ben Elton Species: Lunatone Gender: I refuse to believe he's genderless Nature: Jolly, just like me Description: If you don't know who this guy is, you haven't LIVED. Stand-up comic, playwright, actor novelist, writer of TV shows such as The Young Ones, Blackadder, and The Thin Blue Line... His name's Ben Elton, good night. Name: Kyuuden Species: Porygon Gender: He insists he has no gender, even though he's programmed with a male voice Nature: Quirky, and it shows Description: He was named after the Japanese word for "palace" because he practically IS The Pokemon Palace. After his egg (which suddenly appeared after one of Sonata and Dimeo's experiments) hatched, he integrated himself into the boarding house's extensive computer system, which maintains the number, size, basic decor, and other important factors of all the various rooms. For some odd reason, he likes to play around with the house's gravity at random times and won't stop calling Dimeo "Dave". Name: F. S. Monster Species: Tangela Gender: Female Nature: Lax Description: Worship me, please? Come on, just a little? You won't regret it. So what if my name is Francine Sylvia instead of Flying Spaghetti. I've got connections in high places. You know, scratch my back and all that. So boost my ego just this once. Please? I am officially your stalker now. <3 FSM FTW Kyuuden makes me think of Space Odyssey's HAL 9000. "I'm afraid I can't let you do that, Dave." HAHA! Now I need a pokemon to be Steven Colbert. :C -------------------- Uprising art (click to show ) |
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Oct 3 2009, 12:12 PM
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Secret Superhero Group: Members Posts: 271 Joined: 21-February 09 From: Indiana Member No.: 5 071 Dream Team |
This is the most epically funny description of all time. It's TehArtMonkey's shiny zangoose
Custom Description Cyril is a rather angsty Zangoose. Having been constantly teased as a tiny Poke because he would sparkle like some certain vampires when he entered a room, he has become very quiet, reserved, and maybe a little psychotic. He is extremely resolute in any and all opinions he has, many of which include sparkles being manly. He also likes to pick fights to prove his manliness, but most of his losing opponents say it was simply because they were blinded by his 'Pseudo-Twilight sparkles.' He is currently on a quest to find this 'Twilight' and destroy it for all time. -------------------- |
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Oct 3 2009, 12:17 PM
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Winged Psycho Juggler Vamp Kimono Mismagius Ninja Moon Etc RPer Group: Members Posts: 267 Joined: 21-May 09 From: Zooming through cyberspace, and often getting distracted by shiny, pixelated objects. Member No.: 25 766 The Phantom Parade! |
I had three last night that hatched in succession in the span of about fifteen minutes. On an unrelated note, I'm not British, but I've always wanted to be... Ben Elton. Now will you turn the gravity back on, Kyuuden? Name: Ben Elton Species: Lunatone Gender: I refuse to believe he's genderless Nature: Jolly, just like me Description: If you don't know who this guy is, you haven't LIVED. Stand-up comic, playwright, actor novelist, writer of TV shows such as The Young Ones, Blackadder, and The Thin Blue Line... His name's Ben Elton, good night. Name: Kyuuden Species: Porygon Gender: He insists he has no gender, even though he's programmed with a male voice Nature: Quirky, and it shows Description: He was named after the Japanese word for "palace" because he practically IS The Pokemon Palace. After his egg (which suddenly appeared after one of Sonata and Dimeo's experiments) hatched, he integrated himself into the boarding house's extensive computer system, which maintains the number, size, basic decor, and other important factors of all the various rooms. For some odd reason, he likes to play around with the house's gravity at random times and won't stop calling Dimeo "Dave". Name: F. S. Monster Species: Tangela Gender: Female Nature: Lax Description: Worship me, please? Come on, just a little? You won't regret it. So what if my name is Francine Sylvia instead of Flying Spaghetti. I've got connections in high places. You know, scratch my back and all that. So boost my ego just this once. Please? I am officially your stalker now. <3 FSM FTW Kyuuden makes me think of Space Odyssey's HAL 9000. "I'm afraid I can't let you do that, Dave." HAHA! Now I need a pokemon to be Steven Colbert. :C Oh goodie, I have a stalker! I've never had one of those before. Francine Sylvia's gonna be so happy. She's been hoping that the whole "identical stranger" thing would pay off. I did have HAL in mind when writing out Kyuuden's description, except without the whole "murderous intentions" thing. Stephen Colbert... if you make a Stephen Colbert pokemon, I'm gonna hafta be your official stalker as well. Unless I cave in and make one first, though thinking of the perfect pokemon for him could be difficult. -------------------- First-time novelist seeks dedicated, literate RPers for help with her work. Click this link if interested. Scrubs RP is looking for RPers to join up! If you're a fan of Scrubs, or are otherwise interested, click the link in the previous sentence. (The RP has started, but we could always use someone to play Elliot or Carla... OC interns and long term patients also accepted.) Party Link, RPs, & Other Stuff (click to show ) Groups I Am In (click to show ) |
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Oct 3 2009, 05:02 PM
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Pokémon Trainer Group: Members Posts: 0 Joined: 26-April 09 Member No.: 16 250 Team Shiny |
This is the most epically funny description of all time. It's TehArtMonkey's shiny zangoose Custom Description Cyril is a rather angsty Zangoose. Having been constantly teased as a tiny Poke because he would sparkle like some certain vampires when he entered a room, he has become very quiet, reserved, and maybe a little psychotic. He is extremely resolute in any and all opinions he has, many of which include sparkles being manly. He also likes to pick fights to prove his manliness, but most of his losing opponents say it was simply because they were blinded by his 'Pseudo-Twilight sparkles.' He is currently on a quest to find this 'Twilight' and destroy it for all time. I was just about to post that. TehArtMonkey has a couple more laughs in his/her party: Name: Maverick Species: Shiny Torchic Maverick tends to be a little TOO bold for his own good. He loves to climb up somewhere as high as he can, and jump off. (Often, this is just the kitchen counter) He does this to see if he can land on his feet without flapping his tiny wings. He always seems to land on his disproportionately-sized head, though. Cyril's doing his best to get him out of this habit, and he's usually around to catch him. Mav's dreams are to become the strongest little Torchic out there. He has no desire to evolve, and to rather trick people with his cute exterior, then beat them to a pulp. Name: Ather Species: Shiny Scyther Ather is very relaxed, and prefers not to fight. She enjoys sparring with Cyril on many occasions, and she'll play the 'jump off things and try to land without flapping your wings' game with Maverick, but really she mostly enjoys sitting down and reading a good book. Unfortunately, this is close to impossible for her, since she is always ripping the paper to shreds... As such, she has started to try to learn to do things with her feet. No one will eat her cooking anymore. -------------------- Shinies (click to show ) Credits (click to show ) |
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Oct 4 2009, 08:16 PM
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A-set, you bet! Group: +Donors Posts: 583 Joined: 14-August 09 From: Washington state Member No.: 56 857 |
I like this one.
QUOTE That's MR. Quaza, to you whippersnappers. Not Ray. Certainly not Ray-Ray.
Now hurry up and feed me a Chesto berry so that I can get back to my History channel! And HEY, you kids, get off my damn lawn!! (Shakes claw vigorously) -------------------- |
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Oct 4 2009, 10:41 PM
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Pokémon Trainer Group: Members Posts: 0 Joined: 10-July 09 Member No.: 44 774 Active Squad |
...I don't like posting my own things but I'm all fjgdsjfkkds enough to do this.
Pokemon: Primal Dialga Description: MY EVIL AND CRUEL TIME-BENDING GOD...... is timid and likes sweet food. The hell. ... -------------------- |
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Oct 4 2009, 10:57 PM
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scuse me, sah. Group: Members Posts: 103 Joined: 23-July 09 From: USA Member No.: 49 470 Fave Pokes~ |
oh my gosh....I can't stop laughing..!! this...this...hahaha....
Whistlejacket Absol's Lune: Nosepass and Lunatone are its parents; it is genetically predisposed to having a large nose... FFFFFF I bred that lunatone, too. I'm about to die laughing! -snort- x|3 This post has been edited by Mister: Oct 4 2009, 10:57 PM -------------------- |
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Oct 5 2009, 10:50 AM
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Winged Psycho Juggler Vamp Kimono Mismagius Ninja Moon Etc RPer Group: Members Posts: 267 Joined: 21-May 09 From: Zooming through cyberspace, and often getting distracted by shiny, pixelated objects. Member No.: 25 766 The Phantom Parade! |
The first in my series of "fictional character" pokemon just hatched... and it's actually not my Firefly series. Eureka fans, prepare to squee.
Name: Fargo Pokemon: Spinda Gender: Male Nature: Quirky Description: "I don't know what happened, but this time it's not my fault!" Those were the first words the young man from Eureka said when a dimensional rip dropped him straight into the lab of The Pokemon Palace. Well, the young SPINDA, now- a side effect of dimensional teleportation which made him panic and took some adjusting to. He's since become a lab assistant to Sonata, since he's already used to working in labs and living in places where weird things happen daily. He seems to be happiest trying to find updates for Kyuuden's programming, but often wonders about the people he knew back in Eureka... -------------------- First-time novelist seeks dedicated, literate RPers for help with her work. Click this link if interested. Scrubs RP is looking for RPers to join up! If you're a fan of Scrubs, or are otherwise interested, click the link in the previous sentence. (The RP has started, but we could always use someone to play Elliot or Carla... OC interns and long term patients also accepted.) Party Link, RPs, & Other Stuff (click to show ) Groups I Am In (click to show ) |
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Oct 5 2009, 04:09 PM
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Keeper and Child of Nevaha Temple~ Group: Members Posts: 31 Joined: 18-April 09 Member No.: 13 034 Active Squad |
...I don't like posting my own things but I'm all fjgdsjfkkds enough to do this. Pokemon: Primal Dialga Description: MY EVIL AND CRUEL TIME-BENDING GOD...... is timid and likes sweet food. The hell. ... *snicker* Love it~ That is super awesome! -------------------- I click back~ (As long as I'm on and see you clicked, before it resets.) When I finally find a Ditto he is getting glomped like there is no tomorrow. Beware, little Ditto~ How badly do I want Ditto? Why, I'd rather have him than a Legendary in an event! @_@ *that obsessed* Much thanks to everyone who clicks my PKMN and loves on 'em. <3 Part of the GPX+ Blogring. |
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